What are the chances that WB picks up this meme for an else-world project?
>>223856144Low and I hope it stays low. They'd just butcher the concept. You need a true visionary to execute it properly, someone who actually takes their job seriously and not one of these halfwit Hollywood slackjaws who they dole out tasks too.Besides, we need a consensus on Malfoid canon anyways and a definitive fanfiction rewrite of the whole novel series to be made. Regardless of if this happens, some hack would probably want to "do their own spin on it" anyways and create some trite garbage instead
ZERO PERCENT
You're STILL talking about this? Jesus Christ. What a life.
Are you sure those are the people you want handling it?
>>2238561441 they were never cast a pretty girl2 they would never cast a pretty CHILD3 they would never keep her a virgin4 they would still make the rest of the world zogged and woke as hell
Yes and she will be trans
>>223856231>just how many people do I need to ban for them to stop making new threads?!?Maybe Malfoid wouldn't trigger you so badly if you finally got that bottom surgery, don't you think?
>>223856144These days who knows, maybe but there will no doubt be the monkey's paw of them making her brown or Harry black or something. No way in hell are we getting a story with a pretty blonde bully girl protagonist who secretly loves the all-anglo hero boy and ends up winning his affections.
>>223856144You are teleported into 1940 Nazi Germany and have a gun pointed to your head, being accused of degeneracy for creating futa fanfic.How do you explain that it's actually based right wing retvrn to tradition?
>>223856274please. please I beg of you. stop. I can't get any harder. it hurts.
>>223856231When did you think we would stop?
>>223856312I wouldn't say anything. I would just make them lick my futa balls. Which is what no one ever did.
>>223856213Anon, this whole fucking concept is some people's own spin on Harry Potter.
>>22385614467%
>>223856405Not really. Its more like discovery than invention.
>>223856405Ya but Hollywood hacks use this as an excuse to take existing IPs and fuck them up all the time. See the recent Halo series for reference
>>223856312"Women cannot be trusted."They all know what I mean once I say that. Anything else is superfluous. They understand why they have dicks now. They'll enjoy it. Not at first, for some. But they'll learn. They'll learn.
>>22385614469%
>>223856237Left>colorful>warm>everyone looks excited for adventure Right>colorless>cold >everyone looks raped and scared>also Hermione is brown lmao
>>223856237They went straight to the Yates era color grading lol
>>223856310Let alone preserving the spirit of the original work and not having 50% of more of the rest of the cast and background characters be various shades of brown. The worst part is that the series creator is more than happy to vandalize her own setting just to be a contrarian or espouse her weird political views.
>>223856457>"Falsche Antwort du fettes amerikanisches schwein">you get shot
>>223856144I mean they astroturfed this for a reason
>>2238561440. But if they made a Harry Potter anime with a tsundere Malfoid it would be the most popular anime of all time.
>>223856305>don't you see, by not lusting after a man turned into a woman YOU are the true tranny here!Goddamn, you Discord troons used to have better bait. Or maybe you didn't, now that I think about it, it was always pretty low effort, wasn't it?
>>223856144>what are the odds Rowling signs off on a bunch of jeets transing her character
>Rightoids unironically engaging in Harry Potter genderbender fanfiction>literally tumblerina-core troon erotica>its based tho, because it just isI guess everything is possible in our wonderfull modern clownworld. Its amazing actually
One of the few times I'd rather this be kept to AI (if you want photorealism)
>>223856237The color grading on the new one is diabolical.
>>223856622>rightoidsIf you honestly believe it's coming anywhere but a tranny discord server and a lefty reddit forum, you're deluding yourself. The psyop is to press having a gender-reversed boyfriend is heckin valid and trad.
>3 weeks and she(make) is still seething over my beautiful little MalfoidI've never seen anyone on /tv/ so mindbroken.
>>223856543I mean, it's kind of suspicious how pretty much everyone who has made these threads during the last few weeks knows for a fact that there's a janny who bans you, threads are getting autosaged, and yet you people who keep whining and bitching about these threads always seem to be around. It's really curious.
>>223856312Because we're changing a liberal authors work to make the hero end up with a pureblood Aryan queen
>>223856144if they do they'll just make her a sheboon and turn everything else lame and gay.
>>223856622It's based because Malfoid is based, and also because the people who like Malfoid aren't cowed by tranny peer pressure tactics because they're not afraid to like what they like. >>223856837The psyop is about pretending that Malfoid is a heckin valid gender-reversed tranny, and yes, you're coming from discord.
>>223856220Zero!ZERO!!THERE IS A ZERO PERCENT CHANCE THAT WB PICKS UP THIS MEME FOR AN ELSE-WORLD PROJECT
>>223856144cast the Starbucks barista and Ill watch
>>223856144That would be appealing to straight males aged 18-35, so no, it will never happen.
Gen-x feminist JK Rowling would probably inquire about Mal "foid" and get entirely asspained over it. It also one ups her writing skills when it comes to relationships so that's another reason for her to be upset.
>>223856231This. Chuds legally HAVE to stop making malfoid threads, or else.
>>223857003How evil can she act.
>>223856144I don't want that.Others have already made the point that they'd deliberately or inadvertently miss the point and misconstrue the appeal of Malfoid.Personally I like that it's not a real actress, and that there are a few variations on her appearance.I like that it's a fictional character only, and I wouldn't want a real actress taking it on, because suddenly it will split opinion on whether she is pretty enough to play the role
>>223856531So people would accept ai's displacement of the traditional hollywood system?
>>223856144https://youtu.be/m7EcEne_d8Y?si=YowXUULxw_W_8xKiChang just dropped another Malfoid kino
Fuck Hollywood. Just use AI to make your own movies and anime
>>223857067>foidliterally all women just cope about how its empowering and it was secretly feminist the whole time. Its annoying but we've seen this song and dance before.
>>223857067She may even issue a statement or write a short story to shit on it. I'd expect her to be that petty desu
>>223857083
>Snape can be played by a black man>Malfoy can't be played by a white girlMake it make sense
>>223856144-100, beautiful white people aren't allowed to exist anymore
duels in harry potter make 0 sense
>>223857298Harry Potter is part of the cultural heritage of the white man and thus must be vandalized
>AIsloppers trying to hijack a nice art trendJesus christ you jeets are insufferable.
>>223856543>tourist tranny doesn't know what rule 63 is
>>223857067>>223857156I don't think she's ever commented on fanfiction, and back in the autistic shipping wars of 2006-8 she would have seen an absolute fuckton of weird shit that the eunuchs of today's internet would never conceive of.
>>223857388"Real" artists don't make fanart
Woman moment
I'm so glad that gender flipping ron type of cringe is over
>>223857415Reminds me that women technically invented malfoid so its not like she could get on her high horse and pretend this is a gooner thing.
>>223856144Having Tsundere pureblood with yesman henchmen (female) fall in love with a nerdy mudblood and also having the purebloods father overcome his racism would be peak kino if executed properly
>>223856220I'd say 10% but she'd have to be black or Zendaya. A hot blonde white girl? Forget it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2ZNF9noPrAThis is becoming a whole movie by the end of the year at this rate.
>>223857514Yeah I'm not into that either. Just muddies up Malfoid's story unnecessarily. I'm into Cedric being a girl though.
>>223857586>This is becoming a whole movie by the end of the year at this rate.Either piece by piece, or should someone create a model capable of making long scenes without an abundance of VRAM. And maybe not by the end of this year, but it will happen.
>>223857638>Either piece by pieceThis is how movies are made, bro. They don't film it linear or all in one go. They film it scene by scene
Making Sirius a woman is new, and weird
>>223857679Gender swapping willy nilly is just gauche. Malfoid at least has some narrative potential.
>>223857565Ig but harrys not a mudblood.
>>223857514Never liked it, Ron is a bro and always should be. The only change I'd make to the Weasleys is to make Percy a rare Slytherin in the family, his personality doesn't suit Gryffindor whatsoever. Works for the Malfoid story too, gives her an older more intelligent confidante than her usual gang.
>>223857638I'm actually working with different techniques for keeping style consistency, or continuous iterations, or proceedural generation --> diffusion generation. I feel like this will all become obselete once some big dick compression or quantization method comes out and everything is just a 2 hour video in one pass.
>over 2 decades of yaoi fanfics between Harry and Malfoy>:(>someone deciding to genderbend Malfoy:O
>>223856467>>also Hermione is brown lmaoYeah, first thing I noticed ( aside from the bad lighting ) between the psy op -- Hollywood slop forced DEI casting, and feminists hating good looking women I think the era of good looking starlets is over .>>223856144Hollywood would rather lose another trillion dollars than have a attractive White girl in a good story . I think we might see an entirely made AI movie come out of China and make huge profits with Malfoid in a Harry Potter story first
>>223856696I would pay her to kick me un the nuts.
>>223857758There will always be a lot of fine-tuning. But being capable of entering a full script and editing the end product would be a mind blowing capability.
>>223857762I assure you the genderbend stuff is just as old as the yaoi. People still remembered Ranma 1/2 then.
>>>/trash/
>>223857679Almost none of these really work. Especially the adults. Sounds like weird anime logic but like yea once you're past your teens wtf are these people doing with their lives? Like if snape were a woman he wouldn't be a femcel. Malfoy being a girl still makes sense because the way he bullies harry is very feminine.
>>223856144The chances are pretty much equal to the percentage of trust you feel for WB's ability to create nice things.
I'm surprised the notion of Malfoy twins didn't take off. Draco would absolutely seethe at Harry charming his sister, and a Tybalt type character would create a greater Romeo and Juliet vibe.
>>223856144God no, they'd probably cast Zendaya as Malfoid
>>223857886Would watch this version but only if Baz Luhrmann directs
>>223857715>his personality doesn't suit Gryffindor whatsoeverI kinda like that though because its shows the housing system has evloved some sort of complexity past just a personality test. Even if initially thats all it was after a few goes each house would develop a reputation. After multiple generations attend hogwarts, initially every member of the family may have their own destiny, but enough going might make the bunch have an average house, which later just gets interpreted as this is our families house this is who we are type thing. And of course over enough time plenty of people will attend wishing they were someone else rather than going for who they are. Like hermione should have been a ravenclaw. Reminds me of people going to universities. Tons of kids want to go to ivy leagues for the status even though ostensibly ivy leagues should be for the smarts people not the most classy. Or like in my family my parents went to the same school but they had this rival school and he would always tell us some of you guys are gonna be x some of you guys are gonna be y. Because not all of could ever get into the family school.
>>223857810I don't think it needs to be realistic. As long as it makes the story better, it's fine in my books. Although, I don't know how these other genderbends would do that.
>>223857762>straight people like straight things:0
>>223857886>Malfoid twinsThat's genius. Imagine two Malfoids, one tsundere and one yandere.
>>223857773None of this shit is making profit lol. As much as I love this community and the contrabutions people are making, if money was actually on the line competition and copying would be too fierce. We really are not gonna have the same cultural experiences as the past. Perfect example is just look at the malfoid model face everyone wants their own interpretation.
>>223857810>Like if snape were a woman he wouldn't be a femcelyes she would. ugly, mentally ill, oneitis. shes more likely to be the character shown on screen than a man would
>>223858024>None of this shit is making profit lolMaybe not for you, but I'd be surprised if there wasn't already Malfoid knock-off AI written stories on Kindle.
>>223858022>>223857886I think I prefer the Malfoid who is outwardly confident but internally a depressed and lonely mess, with nobody to confide in, nobody who knows what she's going through
>>223858076thats ALREADY draco. its why malfoid works better. he was written as a female. in the play "sequel" he talks about his loneliness and how he envied harry and his friends for their closeness. all he had was crabbe and goyle and they werent actual friends
>>223857886Really bad idea imo. The whole point is that harrys bully was a tsundere girl. Origional hes just jealous of harry. Malfoid is now sour frapes because she thinks he doesn't like her. If there were two of them htf would that work? They both bully harry because they were both rejected his friendship at the same time? Even though they could have just talked out the misunderstanding between themselves? And then the sister develops feelings what like immediately? halfway through? Then what reason does draco have to stop bullying harry? Just to make his siter happy? Its like he gets an unreal arc. Also he would probably be the one asigned to kill dumbledore so his sister wouldn't get that moment but harry gets closer with the brother. Idk what people are thinking. Also with the bullying thing if they see the other one doing it how would they not both realize they look petty as fuck from 3rd person view?
Even the stars are on her side
>>223858145Yeah, and I think a twin would take away from that.Unless of course the twin is fully invested in supporting Voldemort
>>223857886such a WORTHLESS take>hey this character kind of sucks and wasnt used to his full potential>oh wait making him a girl sort of fixes everything>now that everything is fixed, lets add him back anyway so he can suck even more and be used even less and become completely irrelevantWHY
>>223856837I believe it is mostly astroturfed. Chuddies still seem to love it
>>223858076This. One of the reasons she begins hating on Harry and his friends is because they are real friends as she has none and is jealous. She is the big yearner as she longs for what Harry has that can't be bought or garnered with family status.
>>223857975I think it can be unrealistic to an extent (malfoid sure is) but snape being a spinster hot goth mommy just feels out of place. I'd feel like I watching a completely different show. And probably not based on a book written by a woman
>>223858061Sure some guy could make $40,000 a year or some guy has a patreon but the comment I was responding to was talking about a blockbuster movie in china. Not sure why you wanted to personalize it.
>>223858181Exactly, adds nothing good. Just ruins what Malfoid already fixes.
>>223858145Also no siblings.
>>223858207this is why its hard to argue for female snape. i think it makes way more sense, like malfoid, but everyone has the huge goth tits mental image of female snape instead of what she would actually look like, some dysgenic skinny ugly woman
>>223858282yea it'd be like a second mcgonagle. A character people are already trying to fix by making a joke character. Female cedric I think could actually work but not in the same story as malfoid. Then harry would just have two female rivals (already uncommon) except one of them is way more pleasant to be around. I feel like it would just cheapen malfoid.
>>223856231After all this time?
Also the only interesting thing about female snape would be if he tried to groom harry as a james surrogate but that would basically just be a porno while malfoid is about love.
>>223858282How does femSnape work better given that his entire character arc builds up to the fact that he was always in love with Harry's mother?
>>223858428Swap it to father.
>>223856405You have clearly never seen a corporate committee in action.
>>223857124These are legitimately better than the shit Hollywood churns out. I can't wait for AI to destroy the film industry completely, those virtue signaling faggots deserve it.
After the backrooms movie I guess anything is possible
>>223858505*modern hollywood. Honestly if this came about with like the 90s or 2000s culture with our current tech I'm sure some studio could do it better.
>>223858458What about the marauders?
>>223858565I don't think making wormtail a girl would add anything to the story.
What's the consensus on Harry dating Cho in the Malfoid timeline?
>>223858417It would make her feelings about Harry more complex because she sees in Harry the love of her life but also the woman who took him from her. She would also understand Malfoid and want to help her.
>>223858629same storyline. He gets cucked by Diggory, becomes rebound, relationship crashes and burns. Malfoid is more smug about it when she gets with Harry though and rubs it in Cho's face
>>223858629It can happen like it happened in the 5th book, it would give girl Malfoy more reason to join with Umbridge and mess with Harry cause she is mega-jealous. Also wasn't Cho the one who spilled the beans to Umbridge about where they where DA was meeting.
>>223856144about the same as the chances of you not touching your penis for 15 minutes
>>223858428>>223858565you make her love james and hate lily. duh. thats why she joins voldemort against mudbloods, like lily.>maraudersyou keep them the same. theres no reason to change anything. what they did to male snape is unforgiveable and it doesnt become more bad because they do it to a girl. they changed after that. they became better people after realizing how evil they fucking were. its why lily gets with james, because he changed.just make that snape. she gets relentlessly bullied by this group of psychopaths but they go too far and almost kill her, snapping them out of their bullshit. james changes, femsnape begins to fall for him, maybe even thinks she changed him for the better which is like crack for women. but then lily, whos actually pretty, gets him. femsnape never had a chance like male snape never had a chance, but in this case its a closer betrayal. if you dont remember, snape and lily met as small children and were childhood friends. this is a better dynamic as two girls, one cucking the other, and in turn femsnape grows to hate all mudbloods and joins voldemort.male snape makes no sense at all>i fucking hate that pureblood james for stealing my mudblood gf, so im going to join the mudblood extermination societyit only makes sense with a female snape that loves james
>>223858629Theoretically things should be tense between Malfoid and Harry by Book 5 since Voldemort is back, Lucius is a Death Eater again, and Draco is working for Umbridge. But honestly you can do whatever with Malfoid in Book 5 since Draco is basically a plot device to ban Harry from Quidditch and that's it.
>>223857954kek or Hunter Schafer. A dickless man playing a genderbent character would appeal to (((them)))
>>223857124i can see chang is a white beauty standards understander and appreciator, love to see it. i myself have the genes to make happy healthy blonde haired little children, and i was good looking once so its fun to see what could be my baby girl in love for the first time.
>>223858629it wouldnt happen. he would be on bad terms with malfoid by then but it doesnt mean he has to simp for cho or ginny. he and malfoid never show interest in anyone else and the reason for that is revealed at the end, because they love each other.FUCK the free love and exploring themselves bullshit. thats woke trash that ruins pair bonding
>>223858428>How does femSnape work better given that his entire character arc builds up to the fact that he was always in love with Harry's mother?https://youtu.be/6UxG2jTIx-s?is=1J2W7Uml-_OJBqYc
>>223858629Happens, but as a result Malfoid becomes extremely racist against asians
>>223858629Idk because cho is completely uniteresting (don't know if thats a good or a bad thing)
>>223858795>FUCK the free love and exploring themselves bullshit.For real. How many women date a guy while still fucking their ex? Most.
>>223858629I would say keep it on Cho's side but have Harry not be into it.
>>223858816>becomes
>>223858629Doesn't fit well beyond Harry's crush on her in Goblet of Fire in my opinion, OOTP needs to have space for Malfoid development before a big crashout at end.
FAKE DAERON WOULD MAKE THE PERFECT MALFOID ToT
>>223858829that feminist shit is why rowling made ginny win and why she made her so loose at school. even hermione got ruined. in the movies she didnt care but in the books she kept seeing viktor krum until like book 6 and kissed him
>>223858823The job of the designated loser is to make the main love interest more appealing >>223858830Harry should date her as he tries to move on from his feelings for Maolfoid since she became distant after Voldy came back and ge thinks she was never into him after all
>>223858755>it only makes sense with a female snape that loves jamesIt also creates a stronger parallel with Harry and Malfoid, with Snape viewing it as history repeating and doing what she can to ensure those two get together rather than let Malfoid become her.
>>223858875Even in the books, Hermione keeps writing Krum, and he's a family friend even after she's married to Ron.
>>223858807Shes so pretty here. Why can't everyone make her look like this?
>>223858902yeah. ron catches her writing "a novel" of a letter. and hes not exaggerating from jealousy because he didnt know who it was for until he asked, THEN he got jealous.god i fucking hate "sexual liberation". it just doesnt work when it comes to love and loyalty. women especially will always have the doubts and the memories, and theyll never feel the same connection with anyone else. id say its the same for men but men are more able to cut the past out, though they will also find difficulty feeling that intense pull towards another woman
>>223858875Every time I hear about the books they just sound worse.
>>223858716>. Also wasn't Cho the one who spilled the beans to Umbridge about where they where DA was meeting.that was a movie thing, it was Cho's friend who did it but Cho defended her and shit on Hermione for jinxing her when she snitched.
>>223858902>>223858972Krum was 18, Herminoe was 14 and lost her virginity to him
>>223858987theyre better because its a more detailed look into the story and characters, but that also means contending with the feminist drivel inserted into the story that was definitely toned down in the movies.fuck man, the show explicitly will have a lot more detail like the books and its going to be so fucking woke and preachy. i just hope dripwarts saves it
>>223858807Her in love with his mother makes it even hotter.
>>223858807Alan Rickman is too iconic and the Harry Bullying would be too sexualized with a female Snape.
>>223859066dykery can die. it doesnt belong anywhere near a love story. it should be abhorred even more than faggotry
>>223859066Fuck off, yurifag
>>223856144You faggots cant just laugh at a concept and move on. You have to try and milk it to death and have nothing better to do than waste mental bandwidth on it
>>223858755Okay yeah that makes sense, with the addition of>>223858892too
>>223859044Out of curiostiy did ron sleep with any women before hermione?
>>223859083>the Harry Bullying would be too sexualized with a female Snape.And?
>>223857049I'm 47 and would watch it with my kids.
Why make Ron a girl instead of using Hermione for the love triangle?
>>223856144Is that your wish?
>>223859122Most likely Lavender Brown. That's it.
>>223859106Aren't you milking this image to death and wasting mental bandwidth on these threads?
>>223859122The girl he's with for a short while in the 6th book?
>>223859122>Out of curiostiy did ron sleep with any women before hermione?You know the answer to that, man.
>>223859138She was supposed to be ugly. Also from what I hear that ship only really turned up after the movies got made and jk liked their on screen chemistry.
Should Malfoid be pregnant when her and Harry defeat Voldemort?
>>223859122Lavender was a massive slut for him
>>223859145>purple brownwhat a silly name no wonder she got cut
>>223859173I don't think they would have a chance to bang in the final year.
>>223859173No.
>>223859178And yet, we see how that ended. And Hermione still doesn't officially commit to him until the battle!
Malfoid trend proves that men are full of shit when they make fun of women desiring vampire surgeon chads.Everyones drooling at this 10/10 rich Stacey from a powerful family who aggressively-tsundere stalks the male lead for no reason.
>>223856144I just want a new movie series with Malfoid. I think they should life some of the ideas from the fans. And they need to hire someone competent who’s in love with the idea as much as we are.
>>223859106they've been doing this for two decades. this is just the tumblr trannies of yesteryear with their newest batch of faggotry. i can see how its appealing though>self-insert as harry potter>go back to high school when life wasnt 100% shit>the blue-eyed, blonde, racist, wealthy girl immediately likes you>imagine your school romance with her>imagine rewriting the story with her>imagine saving her from the dark lord>imagine marrying her>imagine pumping your babies into heralso at no point in the entire series, except the epilogue, does Draco exceed the age of 17
>>223859173>You see Voldemort, Malfoy was the true master of the elder wand, not Snape. >And then I uhhh well the details aren't important
>>223859147>arent you wasting mental bandwidth calling annoying faggots faggots?Sure. It's more of a public service though
>>223859209You're missing the point.
>>223856231I want them to bring back bowsette
>>223859209All women want that all the time. This is just one flavor of girl for us.
>>223859059I miss this series, black Snape actually worked in it
>>223859209>Malfoid trend proves that men are full of shit when they make fun of women desiring vampire surgeon chads.This is a generation raised on Disney movies, what do you expect? https://youtu.be/A4_I6dvqTGY
>>223859234You're kinda being disingenious when everything was already written in the story except her gender. The only real oc thing is thsm going to the ball together and still not everyone supports that.
>>223858807Femsnape doesn’t work. Women don’t sacrifice themselves for the babies of other women. Men will if certain conditions are met. No. Women hate and despise the children of their husband’s previous marriage. That’s why the wicked stepmother trope is timeless.
>>223859269lmao get a life loser you're not making a dent in the world
>>223859344This is like the exact opposite of reality.
Can't wait for the viral marketing to end after that new Harry Potter show is done airing.
>>223859209>make fun of women desiring vampire surgeon chads.Women's romance is just porn.
>>223858629Keep it. Natural first crush, not based on anything but naive attraction on Harry's part and weird Cedric cope from Cho's part. Learning experience for Harry especially. Also works as a contrast to a better romance.
>>223859325everything wasnt written in the story. why would they fall in love during the first 4 years at hogwarts? a lot of anons have been posting that. draco deeply admires his father and snape and hates harry from the instant they meet before the sorting ceremony
>>223859378>This is like the exact opposite of reality.We literally have thousands of women defending a woman who killed her kids while the same women ALSO kill their own kids.
>>223859396>>223859275No. 10/10 super hot rich girl who aggressively wants the male characters dick? Now make her ugly or average.
>>223859416>hates harry from the instant they meetNo? He tried to be Harry's friend and was rejected because he shat on Ron and Hermione
>>223859419Thats their kids not some other womans. You're arguing against yourself.
>>223859173They wouldn't date until after Voldy's gone, you could have a plot lline where Malfoid switches sides a earlier on and she's the one that's with Harry when they're on the run and fuck once in their tent
>>223859438>Now make her ugly or average.Are you retarded?
>>223859438Being beautiful isn't pornographic. In the "canon" they don't even bang. There isn't really even any ecchi stuff either. This is just purely romantic.
>>223859452>Thats their kids not some other womanswhoosh
>>223859457Men would scoff at a trend of a character where a super hot, tall man from a rich family wants to love and fuck the female main character. You don't have depth either. You are shallow coomers.
Just accept that some people just don't get it
>>223859218I'd settle for a good rivals to lovers or star crossed love story
>>223859480>Being beautiful isn't pornographicIt is to these porn addicted autists.
>>223859293it went far as fuck on just the trailer so im hoping the actual show results in a full dripwarts conversion
>>223859480Yeah definitely men don't jerk off or have sexual fantasies about beautiful women my bad.
>>223859485>Men would scoff at a trend of a character where a super hot, tall man from a rich family wants to love and fuck the female main characterBecause they're not the target demo, dumbass. Women also scoff at men's stuff all the time, so what are you bitching about?
>>223859416>why would they fall in love during the first 4 years at hogwarts?I don't know maybe hypergamy and her going through puberty? Are you retarded or just never met a woman?
>>223859209Men don't care if a girl is rich so you're straight up wrong there. It is true that Malfoid being a bitch does kind of mirror the toxic men in female romances, but aside from this just being one example against thousands on the other side, there is an asymmetry between men and women that you can't just pretend doesn't exist. A woman harassing or stalking a guy is less of a serious threat than the other way round, or at least that is how society treats it. So a Malfoid-type relationship is less toxic and more acceptable than the vampire billionaire rapist Chad. On top of that, Malfoid and other girls in the tsundere archetype are usually written to be soft and vulnerable under the mean exterior, much more so than the bad boy Chad, who might have a slight vulnerable side but not nearly to the same extent.So in short, you might think you've discovered some incredible "gotcha" here, but autists like me have been thinking about this for a lot longer and you really don't have the argument you think you have.
>>223859504Just say you hate men.
>>223859445the boy was raised by lucius malfoy. he was never going to be harry's friend. also, where are crabbe and goyle in all of this fan art?>>223859511you do understand youre discussing a 14 year old right?
>>223859504>rectangles and squaresforgot I'm talking to a left sider
>>223859024Why does Harry look like Adam Freidland?
>>223859504>um my gender studies degree tells me all men are violent animal rapists and so do all my dark romance novels so like just stop wanting purity and romance and rape me already you fat fucking chud
>>223859524Hates them so much he cut his cock off to try not be one anymore, sad!
>>223859528>the boy was raised by lucius malfoy. he was never going to be harry's friendHe WANTED to be his friend. Did you not watch the movies or read the books?
>>223859528>you do understand youre discussing a 14 year old right?yea do you?
>>223859416>hates harry from the instant they meetmovie watchers need not apply>i didnt consume this franchise and know nothing about it but looking at it through the most shallow possible lens i dont see why you guys think this worksbecause we know the actual story and every detail about it
>>223859528>you do understand youre discussing a 14 year old right?Is JKR a paedo for writing romantic shenanigans in the actual books?
>>223859196Apparently witches wear Doc Martins and look like an NYU undergrad living in Williamsburg.
>>223859548If this was purely about romance and had ZERO sexual angle she wouldn't be hot as fuck.
>>223859548>all men are violent animal rapistsAnd yet it's women killing their children in droves just to spite the fathers. And aborting 1/3 of Gen Z just because.
>>223859209Yes, who would have guessed everyone likes the same thing?Women coomed for Malfoy now men coom for Malfoid. We are all the same
>>223859528>my headcanon can just overwrite the source material ok bud then don't get made when fanfics start changing genders either lol
>>223859349Calling a faggot a faggot is its own reward
>>223859606>We are all the sameNo, dumbass
223859589>um shes pretty so your argument is invalidated, now force yourself on to mefuck right off
>>223859589that makes zero sense because men aren't romantically interested in ugly women
>>223856237This. You can't even trust a Jap studio to do a proper story. Fans are the ones that should step up and create their own story from now on. Just like the old school fan fiction writers that eventually became professional writers.
>>223859622Cope
>>223859589She is beautiful, she doesn't have to be sexy. Don't muddy the water.
>>223859593more babies aborted then men who died in war
Thread's going downhill
>>223859570For starters, Harry and Malfoy first meet at Madame Malkin's.
its all the same shit. yesterday's tumble trannies are today's /mlp/ regulars. its just another flavor of>my life is shitand>how can i make it ok to fuck X?
>>223859234>>223859528This is definitely either a poorly disguised seething female or tranny, or a turd worlder overcompensating for his brownness by larping as an (even more) inbred white christzoomer. Remains to be seen which one is the case until the poster provides more proof of his retardition.
>>223859618faggot.+1 reward for me :)
>>223856144I don't want Hollywood to touch it. Warner Bros can eat a bag of dicks. The tech is moving at a rapid pace, so it won't be long until feature-length movies or full episodes are available.
>>223858629I like this version>Harry likes Cho, asks her to ball, she's with Cedric>Harry has to go with one of the indians>Malfoid is secretly into Harry but has her own bad date, or none at all>Harry sees Malfoid looking fine at the ball and that sparks his first romantic interest in her>they share a private moment at the ball where they're actually nice to each other, laughing at how bad their night is going>they get caught together which makes their friends on both sides unhappy>they hang out in secret a few more times, both interested in maybe taking it further>Voldemort returning at the end of the tournament takes priority>they go into fifth year and up on bad terms, Malfoid now under pressure to obey her parents and umbridge>Harry never dates Cho or anyone else as he's too distracted by Voldemort and secretly too now has a thing for malfoid
>>223859396Yeah.Harry is a genuine hero in a way that Bella Swan just isn't. His story works without any romance. Adding quality romance just elevates it.
>>223859700Chinese will take advantage of this and create their own AU. They are already way ahead of the merch too.
>thots are buying slytherin costumes to larp as malfoid and get attention from chudsThis has to sting for reddit and bluesky.
>>223859634Yes, because they want to FUCK them. Gay men for example marry or date ugly women because they love them romantically, but don't want sex.
Started the second book. I don't understand why Harry hates Malfoy so much at this point. He even reckons the Dursleys look good by comparison. For fucks sake, Dudley is described as having regularly beat the shit out of him, and the parents would be arrested if half the shit they did him was witnessed. Compared to that Malfoy is mostly just a bit of banter.
>>223859723Koreans already did a rewrite
Why Is that Shad guy so obsessed with this shit lmao I though he larped with swords and shit
>>223859731You WILL bag yourself a Malfoid this Halloween, right lads?
>>223859741>I don't understand why Harry hates Malfoy so much at this pointBecause he's based on Rowling's childhood bully. Said bully was also a girl.
>>223859744True. And I'm shocked nobody tried to animate it. There are some good scenes in the novel.
>>223857003
>>223859579She is exactly the kind of girl who wears these shoes
>>223859731Reminding men something that they have largely forgotten, that women will ultimately do what they're told if enough men tell them to. The Malfoid thing is mostly in the right wing male sphere and women are far more likely to lean left, yet they all want to dress up as Malfoid because that's what the men are giving attention to. NEVER forget it, women only have as much power as men give them and it is a constant tug of war with them trying to convince men to do what they want, and shame the men that don't. If enough men overcome the social stigma and just openly say what they want women to be, women will follow it.
>>223859741>the parents would be arrested if half the shit they did him was witnessedThe story is set in the 90s, it was still acceptable to lightly abuse your children
>>223859700I don't even care if they do make one. Tech is getting so good you can just swap actors with anyone. Could even rewrite scenes. Or you know just stick to the 100% fan concieved ones of which there will be many.
>>223859760YES
>>223859672Imagine talking to an actual normal person and explaining that actually you're totally into Harry Potter and specifically a version of fan art where someone made the main character's bully into a girl and that you want to fuck that bully girl and for her to have your babies and this is the basis of your political ideology.
>>223859209Except I care 0% about the rich part
>>223859757He's also a Mormon alt-right chud. Or did you not know that.
>>223859798Because they're not fighters, but followers.
>>223859739>Yes, because they want to FUCK them. Gay men for example marry or date ugly women because they love them romantically, but don't want sex.I mean listen dog. Do you actually expect me to reply to this post when this is the mental wavelength you're on?
>>223859209I don't care about her being rich, just about enemies-to-lovers kino
>>223858847yearning was foretold in the stars 6 billion years ago
>>223859803>lightly abuseThere's no lightly with them. They did some heinous shit to him.
>>223859760>Malfoid encourages your average basement dweller to emerge and claim a whore dressed in a green schoolgirl costume this halloween.Sure. Why not? As a matter of fact, it would be hilarious if years down the line, your kids ask what brought you together, you look wistfully into the horizon and say: A yearning.
>>223859824>and this is the basis of your political ideology.Was true up to that part
>>223859741Woman writer. They feel more damage from emotional pain.
>>223859579Rare female poster.
>>223859857>They did some heinous shit to him.He has no visible bruises, is going to school, is well fed and there's no cum dripping from any of his holes, as far as child services is concerned he's living a perfect life
>>223859798Men will always win a gender war because men will last far longer without women than vice versa, men throughout history would be away from home and society for months cheerfully enough and there's just nothing on the same scale for women.
>>223859378I speak from experience. My dad left my mom for her best friend. My stepmom is a fucking gold digging whore who cheated with my father because my dad is an earner and knew how to make money. Back in the early 90’s my dad was making bank. He used that money to build a successful business. My father’s wife stole everything from me and my family and left me broke and penniless because she stole all of my dad’s money. I couldn’t even afford college and had zero Financial aid because of my dad’s high income. In the 2008 financial crisis I lost my childhood home and my mom lost her businesses. All the while my dad spent tens of thousands of dollars to renovate that bitch wife’s house for her. Later on as an adult. My stepmom used me and my brother to build up our dad’s new business and stopped paying us our commissions. When we left the whole thing fell apart. It took them years to get another competent sales team. Recently they had to sell that business to one of their managers who assumed about two million in debt. That business alone was making ten million a year in revenue and was worth twenty million to the right buyer. But she let it go because she’s bad at business unlike my dad. Now she’s old and broke and my dad is crippled. He can’t earn no more and his brains are fried from a lifetime of medical issues. Just today me and my brother were getting yelled at by our dad to come back and help him out in the family business because he’s under water. It’s not him that wants us back as sons. But his bitch whore of a wife who wants her best slaves back. My dad asked me if I would take out a loan under my name and help him pay off his debts because his credit is shot. I said no because he stole owes me 50k from the last time I did that. But you know what the worst part is? My step mother has her own kids and demands nothing of them. They make 100k a year each and refuse to help their mother at all.
>>223859739>gay men love women romanticallyYou're an idiot lmao, that's not how men work
Malfoid looks better because of all the women killing their kids and trying to justify it
>>223859824losing your mind
>>223859209That's just retarded. There's plenty of reason to like Harry. He's one of the most famous wizards having defeated the demon wizard, he's a sports Chad, and he's brave and strong. Malfoid trend is comparable to Prince Charming getting Cinderella. It is NOT equivalent to some frumpy woman in a sadomasochistic relationships with a billionaire vampire.
>>223859196>>223859579This is the 90s. Women do wear Dr. Martens back then.
>>223859912They do. It's called lavender marriage.
>>223859869>Was true up to that partpreceded by>you want to fuck that bully girl and for her to have your babiessee? it has nothing to do with the story. its just the most recent thinly veiled cope femboys will use to lament about their problems. same shit, different flavor
>>223859209
>>223859934Bro's also rich as hell
>>223859934Harry got beaten up by Dudley many times. No woman would realistically stay wet after that.
>>223859905Alright look I'm not reading that if its long and its an anecdote I don't care.
>>223859899They do starve him, and bar his windows to stop him from going to school. There's also no proof that Vernon doesn't molest him.
>>223859523Well put. Didn't cover everything, but excellent summary.
>>223859938Lavender marriage is just the name for a marriage where one partner acts as a beard. It has nothing to do with romance. Gay men do not romantically love women that is literally the definition of being a gay man.
>>223859209>>223859950>vampire surgeon chadI used to have a fantasy about an immortal yandere vampire gf who's deeply in love with me, what now?
>>223859344this is exactly why femsnape works. shes a cunt to harry and treats him badly, but his resemblance to his father saves him from worse
>>223859982Does she abuse you?
>>223859958Not that she ever saw.Harry has high status and rule-breaking bad boy status
>>223859958That ended when he turned 11 my guy, women don't care if you got bullied before you met if you're a chad now.
>>223859950>>223859982That is literally the plot of Tsukihime
>>223859981Many gay men married to women said they LOVED them and that the woman is their soulmate. It's just the sex they need from men. Freddy Mercury is a good example. Deal with it.
>>223859958He was older than him and he was a child
>>223859968>zaps his pubes away>she gets mad because she wanted his hairy prodder
>>223860013No one denies your expertise in being gay.
>>223860006>>223860005So Malfoid is a shallow slut who chases Harry cause he's a rich, rebellious Chad? Thanks for confirming.>>223860019Harry lost
>>223859824Litterally every straight guy understands the appeal of a hot blonde chick in one of those uniforms.
>>223859964No proof? its a story they didn't write that it happened
>>223859968>hogwarts uniforms and draperythose are, at best, 17 year olds
>>223860013I'm sure Freddie loved her a great deal, platonically. But that doesn't mean he loved romantically because again, he was gay. Deal with it.
>>223860029>complain about malfoid being attracted to a loser is unrealistic >have it thoroughly explained harry isnt a loser>whine that shes a slut for not liking losersKeep going this is the funniest self tell.
>>223860055Many gay men said they romantically loved women, just not sexually. Hope this helps.
>>223860030which is fine, but that's not what this is. this is just part of the ongoing whirlwind of cope surrounding people who cant get laid. the people who post this enthusiastically are the same energy as threads which say>yes, i want a state mandated gf>yes, i believe its based to live with my mother at 30>yes, i cannot find a job and its society's fault
>>223860029>So Malfoid is a shallow slut who chases Harry cause he's a rich, rebellious Chad?It's what incites the initial attraction that will develop into full on romantic love as she gets to know him better
>>223859982Used to? It is so cruel how this world jades the pure hearts of young men.
>>223860044Wizards are legal at 17.
>>223860062So which way is it?Is she in love for no reason with some random guy or is Harry a rich Chad and she's a shallow hoe? Please decide.
>>223860004No. It's mystical, intense and otherworldly. I even came up with stories where we escape in another realm together.
>>223857083MALFOIDISN'TEVILAHHHHHHH
>>223860063>so many examples I'm not going to giveUh huh, well if these examples are in the room with us, they were bi. Hope that helps.
>>223859824>Imagine talking to an actual normal person and explaining thatNot hard at all. People like me and I'm good at explaining things.
>>223860062I think it might actually be a woman. The perpetually upset or I win the argument no matter what the truth is fits the bill. Though it could just be a brown exhibiting fem behavior.
>>223860013Yeah love, but not romantically.
>>223860063>they saidwell that settles it!
>>223860068Off your meds again?
>>223860089If only... Whoever decided to place us into this world is an idiot. We could have had happiness and instead we get... this...
So do they still call the son Scorpius
>>223860125All of these posts do have a very high Tumblr NEET vibe to them.
>>223860086Harry is a Chad, and Malfoid's a Chadess. Assortative mating. Retard.
>>223860008Shiki isn't a wet blanket like Bella
>>223859523Also Harry is much richer than Malfoy. He has Potter fortune AND the Black fortune now. Also arguably the Lestrange fortune now since Bellatrix is dead and Harry is the next closest relative.
>>223860068>live with my mother at 30always funny how leftists claim to support single mothers but never fail to denigrate them the second a new topic comes up.
>>223860089>No. It's mystical, intense and otherworldly. I even came up with stories where we escape in another realm together.In other words, it's not the same as the chad vampire surgeon.
>>223860076This is different from real roasties who want chad and then want a full blown romantic relationship with chad afterwards?>>223860099Google is free.>>223860124You're gay?
https://youtu.be/sYtHhSZheZc?is=nWjzkCMOCdbIG2xH
>>223860135They pump out a dozen so yes one of them at least.>Scorpio Gemini Sagittarius Potter-Malfoy
>>223860029I know you're just trolling but Malfoid likes Harry because he doesn't give a fuck about her status as a pureblood or her money and treats her like a person.
>>223860086Being a chad isnt about being rich. Well at least not at that age. Harry is a giga chad in the original already
>>223860151Arcueid is literally what was described, then you have her fighting the other girls over Shiki, its true that he isnt a wet blanket but the general idea is very similar
>>223860151Yea hes also a cuck just like everyone in the nasuverse
>>223860152Harry isn't related to the Blacks, Sirius just chooses to leave everything to him, Bellatrix's money goes to her sister Narcissa.
>>223860160always projecting
>>223860179wouldnt he care that she's an evil racist who's parents were among the greatest supporters of his parent's murderer?
>>223860160>Google is free.Like I said, they're bi. But tbqh I really really don't care about the tendencies of gay men, this is way off topic. The bottom line is that physical attraction factors into romantic attraction at least for men and probably for women as well. Malfoid being gorgeous doesn't mean the trend is about sex, that is a stupid argument from someone who doesn't understand male attraction.
>>223860086>reduce a simple romance to even simpler retard ideas so I can understandAnon maybe you should just go eat some fruit loops and stop trying to understand this meme.
>>223860218>racist>evil
just like a board!
>>223860068I think you are projecting. This whole thing is closer to getting turned on by a hot female cop. Its really not that deep
>>223860076Nah. He is interesting because he is a chad despite being poor.
>>223860218It will be a challenge to convincingly write her character such that she's sympathised with by the end of the saga. But yeah those would be his initial feelings, until he gets closer to her
>>223860244its really not that deep because its just mlp-tier faggotry>we genderswapped the bully from HP so we can fuck him
>>223860086>heh I'll give you a false dichotomy that'll show you you're wrongThis is the most obvious dishonest argument ever. She can be attracted to Harry's personality and looks, that doesn't make her a whore.
>>223860218Just a silly quirk of hers
>>223860200Narcissa is a woman, Harry is heir to the Blacks
I am about 100% sure, that everybody who is into this, was at one point bullied by a girl
This soundtrack was made perfectly for Harry X Malfoidhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rY2euZ145g
>>223860281It's more than that, but feel free to keep advertising how incapable you are of understanding simple ideas.
>>223860299Malfoid getting drunk and dropping slurs in front of the entire ministry of magic only for Harry to waggle his finger and go "Oh, you".
>>223860299>harry potter would love a girl who lashes out at his best friend's sister and refers to his other best friend as mudbloodsee why it doesnt make sense?
>>223860218Harry is able to forgive her and her family, because he is a good person
>>223860239nice face though
>>223860312I fucking wish I was. In all honesty there was a blonde Stacy who teased me on school but I never had any romantic feelings for her, I wanted the qt shy girl. I only like the idea of Malfoid bullying (me) because deep down she loves (me).
>>223860312yes, and?
>>223860218>wouldnt he care that she's an evil racistHe likes it how she's based and redpilled.>who's parents were among the greatest supporters of his parent's murderer?Well, she's super hot.
>>223857706Yea he is, one drop rule bro
>>223860330I like to think he would tame her, she would end up learning to stop calling Hermione a mudblood instinctively and to, at least, tolerate her presence
>>223860312bullied by a girl is a fiction thing
https://x.com/wanruochenhun/status/2111517963497111583
>>223860312100% accurate. All of these reek of kids that were picked on in school and never stuck their head out the door again after graduation
>>223860312I think its more about someone paying attention to you, even if negatively. We are all probably starved for emotions and interaction
>>223860330>they kill the lord of all evil with the power of lovesee why it makes sense?
>>223860312Everyone who is not into this is trying to be a girl.
Looks better than HBO
>>223860404>the end of the seventh bookyou have to logically reach that point first
>>223860362Not how wizard society works because every pure line began with a first magic generation.
>>223860218>racistIts more of a class thing. Yes I know that JK Rowling said it was about race, but it doesn't really come across as such. Goblins and Elves on the other hand...
>>223860379next episode please
>>223860379Malfoid has more peaks than the Andes.
>>223860450Yeah but white people began as black people. Also if they're all descended from mudbloods why do they even hate mudbloods?
>>223860429not bratty enough. missed the dynamic.
>>223860475Yakub is an honourary Aryan so it doesn't count.
>>223860442dw they will
>>223860410>Everyone who is not into my genderswapping harry potter fanfic is trying to be a girlwhat?
>>223860492Uhhhhh based
>>223860127See pic related. My fantasy got pretty extreme, I even flirted with some occult ideas which wasn't healthy. I do hope in the afterlife, God has ordained everything for our salvation.>>223860155Maybe you're right, I'm a man after all, I don't appreciate humiliation and abuse if that's what you're referring to. It's hard to put into words what exactly appeals to me and if it maps onto the female fantasies of vampire billionaire pirate surgeons, it probably doesn't. The fact that your loved one doesn't die, that you can get lost in eternity in an ocean of bliss together. It's an inverted heaven, an inverted eternal life, but with someone undead outside of time in a secret morbid castle. I also equally like the early chapters with the dinner dates and picnic with Edythe in 'Life and Death' however. What really struck with me is how much she respects him, the polar opposite of Malfoid actually, out of love and care. She loves him so intensely and absolutely that she overcomes her own extreme evil nature so she can be with him.
>>223860497>their romance forms at the yule ball>two years later, harry slashes the shit out of her with Sectumsemprawhat?
>>223860475white people began from the same ancestors as black people so they had an unbroken line.
>>223860522She tries to kill dumbledore
>>223860135>Scorpius Arthur Dobby Vincent Malfoy-Potter. You have your mother's eyes.
>>223860312>reddit logicNope, never bullied ever. 6'2", handsome, athlete and musician. Girls were always super nice to me. I probably gave a lot of girls complexes inadvertently, because I was shy and not chadlike at all. My now-wife told me she thought I wasn't into her at all after our first meeting.Malfoid is just a great romance.
>>223860502That's just how it is. I guess they're so triggered and angry about a genderswap because they fail to do it themselves. I mean, it's really fucking weird to go to a thread about a subject you hate time after time, day after day, just endlessly seething about it, isn't it?
>>223860522Imagine dating a latina
>>223860522Voldy still tries to get Malfoid to work for him and take advantage of Harry's feelings, Malfoid tries to sabotage their friendship/budding romance and she goes too far leading to that scene
>>223860522Every romance has that part where the couple falls out. A linear progression towards happy love doesnt work
So who notices first? I'm betting Dobby reads her diary before he defects.
>>223860575anything is possible when you believe in magic!
>>223860522Why do people forget that he didn't know what the spell would do and felt bad about it?Also it makes it more kino, because it feels to Harry like a personal betrayal because he doesn't know the full situation she's in and why she has to do what she's doing.
>>223860575Sure thing buddy. Your comment doesnt scream "I have self esteem issues!" at all
>>223860502Maybe he means the trolls that can't resist coming to HP threads and trying to start shit. Lots of people aren't into Malfoid. But only mindbroken troons and their adjacent degenerates are so assblasted that they can't stop arguing about it. Normal people who aren't interested just ignore it.
>>223860575>supposedly 6'2", handsome, athlete and musician>supposedly Girls were always super nice to me>supposedly has a wife>posts supportively in Malfoid threadssomething doesnt fit in here
>>223860509>I do hope in the afterlife, God has ordained everything for our salvation.Brother, so do I. I don't want to write a wall of text so i'll try to be brief but realizing I will never in my entire life ever have what I truly, truly desire completely broke my interest in this world. I really did believe in love, even kept my virginity hoping the right person that would marry me and make family with would pop up but now I am 27 and I still haven't found her. People drone on and on about how the world isn't just materialism but it really is, people cannot even perceive us as anything than an object, all this bullshit about empathy is a complete hallucination people perform to feel better with themselves, all we can really understand is the pain we have experienced and now someone else experiences too, normies will never understand, they will never be like us, they live in a different reality from us. The reason people end up in 4channel isn't because of autism, its because of Romanticism, the people that lurk these forums are obsessed with beauty and romance and love, this is the worst of delusions and I am telling you this as someone that suffers the very same ailment. Romanticism is a disease of the mind that makes you desire impossible things and inevitably only leads to disappointment, the material world can never, will never, have a soul to satisfy the deepest yearnings from the depths of our hearts. This world is just matter, we were not made for just matter. I wish I am wrong, I hope I am wrong, I have never wanted to be right about anything, I always wish to be wrong and I always hope someone will prove me wrong
>>223860617>>223860597nta but why do you people think you can only enjoy stories that mirror your life? its not like the protagonists of star wars, predator, fast and furious, or blade runner are even remotely similar.
>>223860595what if Dobby is actually helping Harry on orders of Mafloid? She knows her dad is going to do some fucked up shit and orders Dobby to stop Harry
>mfw a new chapter in a slowburn malfoid fic drops
>>223860678this is what i was referring to earlier, by the way >>223859948
>>223860706Please delete this picture of me.
>>223860617Sure, I had self esteem issues when I was younger, but I got over them. Point is, no girl ever bullied me and no honest reader has any reason to doubt my sincerity. Thus refuting the claim that the only reason to be interested in Malfoid is your samefag's armchair pop psychology nonsense.
>>223860706>>223860725I hate how I have come to realize I am literally Voldemort
>>223860714oh wow holy shit no one cares
>>223860678NTA but I think I'm the same as you. The worse curse I've ever had is being able to vividly imagine a life and a world and a love that is so much deeper and richer than what is possible in the real world. Sometimes you can't help but get drunk on the fantasy but you'll always wake up to the disappointing reality.
>>223860706deh
>>223860691Plot twist! She can cop to it years later. >What of it, Potter?! Of course I had Dobby help you! What do you take me for, an actual sociopath?
>>223860706I hate how some authors have to get all edgy and tragic>Mafloid is can't bear children because of Sectumsempra damage>Lucius dies>They get divorced>Ron is a woman
>>223860825You are not allowed to have your happy ending even in fiction
>>223860784You could say this about anything. Laws. Your personal achievements. Your family. Your whole purpose in life. Etc.
I really regret not having saved that photorealistic pic of malfoid on the Quidditch pitch.. the one where she looks like a shield maiden
>>223860825>>Mafloid is can't bear children because of Sectumsempra damage>>Lucius dies>>They get divorced>>Ron is a womanThose faggots have been groomed by hollywood into nihilist shit. They can't fathom a story without it.
>>223860810she is also the one who orders Dobby back to Malfoy manor to help them escape
>>223860825Lucius can't die, he needs to star in the post-war sitcom.
>>223860678I get your meaning and disillusionment, Romanticism feels like a disease doesn't it. Shakespeare doomed us all. The cure, or A cure, is the painful acceptance that love comes after marriage. With that understanding you can share a life with someone, instead of rejecting everyone because they don't meet the fantastical ideal.It doesn't mean abandon all hope ye who enter here however. You can keep your hope, but hope in the next world. God is the fountain from which all this goodness comes forth, get right with him, get close to him, ask him to lead you where you want to be, and maybe he'll fill your heart with some peace in the meantime. This life passes by quickly. Just a little longer.
>>223860825some people are just self hating masochists. ignore em.its the same with the gang of cucks that try to join the movement and impose their will on other people as if they aren't like 1% of the population.
>>223860567kino
>>223860680I am not saying that. It is just very obvious where the fascination for that specific character archetype is coming from
>>223860870isn't that itt?
>>223860880If anything hollywood movies are more romantic (not love) and idealistic. Lots of chinese stories are just straight up a bad ending. Same with really old european stories.
>>223860748Yeah. We both know you still think that this arrogant stacy, who made fun of you in school, was secretely totally into you.
>>223860931True, plus they might be telling on themselves.
>>223860886I didn't realize it before the Malfoid stuff but I think Lucius is one of my favorite characters. The way he didn't even want Voldemort to come back, cared more about his family than any of his evil ideals, and ultimately got off totally scot-free by switching sides at the last possible moment is hilarious.
>>223860870I think I missed that one, but now I know what to deliberately prompt for.
>>223860909no but it's ok, I've found it.
>>223860904Maybe that subset of people exists but I think you're forgetting this is basically the biggest thing in fiction happening right now. Twitter is normalfag central.
>>223860952>man chin
>>223860963Most people were bullied in some way of form during school time
>>223860990...is that true?
>>223860983>man chin
Breaking news: Malfoid rejects Harry for the Yule ball, accepts invitation from Russian in his facehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU807C2rgVU
>>223860949Lucius is unfathomably based
>>223861026never was a fan of this face didn't watch the video but if its actually made those types that alignment might make sense
>>223861038almost every slytherin is
>>223860949>cared more about his family than any of his evil idealsI do hate how some people write Lucius treating Malfoid badly for angst purposes as though his one noble trait of the Malfoys is how they stick together like glue.
>>223860880Damn, I want that patch
>>223861078I think its mostly they want an easy excuse to keep her from harry.
>>223860870
>>223860949I like the idea that he was essentially operating on a kind of fucked up Pascal's wager.>supports Voldemort, Voldemort losesHe might get sent to Azkaban>supports Voldemort, Voldemort winsHis family is safe and powerful in the new order>opposes Voldemort, Voldemort losesNot much changes>opposes Voldemort, Voldemort winsHim and his family are killed as traitors.
>>223861026Oh no! The hero's journey has reached the abyss. All is lost.
>>223861119She's a seeker too. There definitely needs to be a stronger rivalry on the field.
>>223861119amazing legs
>>223857586beautiful
>>223861169>Harry catches the snitch with his mouth again >Malfoid tries to french kiss it into her mouth so she can win
>>223859523This whole trend's detractors are either just seething trannies or retards who think they are being clever but actually haven't put in a fraction of the thought of literally any single person who "got it"
>>223861431Plebs, in other words.
>>223861337>>Harry catches the snitch with his mouth again>Madam Hooch:Potter! The rules have been updated since last time! You need to catch it in your hand!>Malfoid immediately lip-locks him. >Everyone is frozen as they struggle for the snitch.
>>223861431Well if its any indication by the last poster they'll just flip flop their point to say whatever you think is just bad.Anyway something interesting that was not brought up is I actually do like how malfoid acts classy, sophisticated and elegant. Not that those are my ideal but it is a nice aesthetic. Those accompany being rich though not self made like a girlboss but coming from a distinguished family. Outside of that women don't generally imitate higher classes if they're poor.
>>223856144>>223856231the only way for antiFoid trannies to win is to make Harry black.It's a Pyrrhic victory but at least you end up pissing off both sides, lol.
>>223861580Dilate
>>223857003she is jewish, there is a second video where you can see her nose.
>>223861431>tranniesYou're the last person that should be calling anyone a tranny, poornigger. You know exactly why too.
>he woke up
>>223861648with blacks, sister
>"I swear malfoid is a tranny">spams cuckshit>spams CPPitiful.
