The Princess of Hell Editionprevious: >>223876699
>>223882725OLD POS OP
Are any of the Hellraiser sequels worth it if I want something that won't simply end up being second monitor garbage?
>>223882754>anyYes.
>>223882754at least the second one is ight
>>223882725Would you in her cenobite form?
>>223882774What would happen if I shot them with a shotgun? (it's loaded with 000 buckshot or slugs)
>>223882754Hellraiser - 9/10Hellbound: Hellraiser II - 8/10Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth - 6/10Hellraiser: Bloodline - 5/10Hellraiser: Inferno - 4/10Hellraiser: Hellseeker - 3/10Hellraiser: Deader - 4/10Hellraiser: Hellworld - 2/10the rest don't matter
>>223882725>The Princess of HellFor me, it's the Queen
>>223882793At some point Wishmaster becomes better than Hellraiser
>>223882774No, but I've always been curious about her original demon form based on the brief tease of her arm we get.
>>223882812I'm the fucking guy who spams Hellraiser shit all the time and I think Wishmaster 1 is as good as Hellraiser 2.
Anyone seen Swamp Thing by FrightMaster Wes Craven? Enjoyed the Alan Moore comics and thinking about putting it on
>>223882794She's mean and scary :(>>223882834I watched Wishmaster last year and it was funThen I watched Wishmaster 2 right after and it just felt like punishment. I haven't seen Hellraiser in YEARS it's really not my thing. The first one is awesome though.
>>223882867It's cheesy but fun.
>>223882891>5 postsJust hold the L.
>>223882809You sound upset.
>>223882891stop spamming, pedro
Stop talking about old movies. This is why no one comes here and it is the same dusty bins that end up participating. How fucking aged out do you have to be use that image as the op?
The 4K box set of Hellraisers I through IV is releasing this weekend, for those unaware. I know I'm excited.
>>223882887>Then I watched Wishmaster 2 right after and it just felt like punishmentI like aspects of Wishmaster 2, but I don't like the whole prison arc where until he finally gets them to make the right wish, he just gets punked by prison thugs and looks like a little bitch compared to the first movie
>>223882793imo inferno's better than bloodline and the later movies combined but it's still not a fucking hellraiser movie.
>>223882934your English is so bad no one can do anything but laugh at your postand also the samefagging you're doing in the other thread
>>223882951I think for Inferno to be good you'd have to be in some kind of Schrodinger state where you were somehow a fan of Hellraiser, but for whatever reason the copy of Inferno you watched omitted "Hellraiser" from the title and thus you were able to watch a mid supernatural thriller without knowing that Pinhead was going to show up, and then he does, which would a pleasant surprise under those specific circumstances
>>223882950Sometimes I wonder what the djinn would he do if I wished for him to be my best friend and I handed him the keys to the lamborghini and took out a coke spoon and did a bump in front of him.
>>223882944>The 4K box set of Hellraisers I through IV is releasing this weekendIs it a re-release or something? I got that like 2 years ago. It's been out
nah Masque is pretty dull desu. it's just colorful but the "story" on rewatch and in comparison to the other Poe's it's woeful
>>223883011i may have existed in that position the first time i saw it, i caught it on tv but really dont remember how that came about. i am likely /tv/'s biggest craig sheffer fan so that probably helped.
>>223883021I'm not sure specifically of any bonus feature differences just glancing between them, but that version is out of print to my knowledge and also a cheap-ish fold out case holding all four discs and a booklet.This new one is 4 actual cases with the original poster art as a display option.
>tasked with "making a presentation" for a Halloween party with my girlfriend and her work besties>gonna make a horror movie quizWhat are the most normalfag millennial cat women horror films i can reference so I don't come off like an autist?
>>223883102questions about halloweentown and tim burton movies
>>223883102i think you're fucked
>>223883102just ask chatGPT and roleplay as an airhead skirt, you won't get good answers here.
>>223883143nigger
>>223883143stop spamming, pedro
>>223882887My recommendation would be pairing Wishmaster 1 with Warlock 1 and possibly Warlock 2, depending on how much you like Julian Sands as the Warlock
>>223883073>I'm not sure specifically of any bonus feature differences just glancing between themThe discs are the same, but the one I got came with a 200 page book with artwork, writings, and behind the scenes photos
>>223883142>airhead skirtI don't know wtf that means
>>223883102look into early 2000s horror. Scream, Hocus Pocus, Blair Witch, I know What You did Last Summer, the Craft, jennifer's body, Hereditary, all the popular mainstream shit from the last 20 years.
Animation is dreadful, but it had good horror moments (Even the comedy was below mediocre, but the horror was good enough). Maybe the manga is good. I know /a/nime, but i don't care, I expected way less than I got from here. (First episodes are meh tho)
>>223883170Right. Personally I care more about the individual boxes and original poster art on the covers.I already own the individual Arrow releases for Hellraiser and Hellbound, I just want actual separate copies of 3 and 4.
>>223883184nigga you watched this for the loli
Fright Night Part II - 8/10
>>223883196Fair enough. To me, more cases is just more clutter and I'd rather have it be more functional and include extra unique content like the book, in addition to the more elaborate outer/inner shell design of the box.
>>223883277I don't even like to use the big boxes, I have a set of shelves perfectly sized for blu-ray cases and it bugs me when a release comes in an oversized or just DVD-sized case
Not one modern movie mentioned so far
>>223883213No, I watched it as same as with Mieruko-chan, which does have a good animation and good comedy, and expected this to be the same... well not on the first part.>>223883230like people posting here only /hor/ movies, when this has more relation to /hor/ than many comments
>>223883338Then you better delete your gay thread after you resorted to posting the best girl from Friday the 13th Part II (1981)
>>2238827541 and 2 are the same movie like halloween 1 and 2. 3,4 and 10.the rest are shit.
>>223882754Only two Hellraiser movies exist in its franchise. Much like how only two Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies exist.
>>223883349None of the non-Doug Bradley Hellraisers are worth watching.
>>223883373Sucking all of Ginger's nipples
>>223883410that one dude from the first movie really got off easy, she fucked his brains out and then he got cured before he could fully transform
WINTERCORE BROS!> Favorite/Underrated Snowy Horror & Thrillers?Cold Prey 1-2 for me, arguably the best slashers since 1988 (Halloween 4). 2003 TCM might be better but it's close.
>>223883572The Last Winter
LIST SLASHERS YOU FEEL ARE THE MOST UNDERRATED!> Dead of Night / Lighthouse (1999)https://www.hysteria-lives.co.uk/hysterialives/Hysteria/dead_of_night.html
>>223883629Girls Nite Out
>>223883629My Review!> Solid moody slasher set on a foggy lighthouse island (great setting).> 2 overlong tense sequences with characters hiding & fate keeps making it more and more likely for them to be found, one in a restroom and one in a small boat with severed heads.> The killer Leo Rook is decent, no mask or notable scarring but his skinny yet menacing silhouette is a regular sight in the film.> James Purefoy is a solid tragic lead male figure, not nearly as great as he would be later in Solomon Kane but still good.> Some striking angles and shots.
>>223883629>>223883649> Some striking angles and shots.
>>223883102Bride of ChuckyWomen love Bride of Chucky
>>223883572>>223883629>SLASHERS> The Final TerrorGreat-ish> Happy Hell Night (pic related)Very Good (the killer is menacing as fuck at times but that is diminished a little by a few Freddy style quips)> Hell NightGood> My Bloody Valentine (80s)Good to Very Good-ish> My Bloody Valentine (09 remake)Good (fuck ton of nudity but the mine setting isn't used as well)Both suffer from largely unlikable lead males.> Rituals / The CreeperGood (creepy, great locations, very Deliverance-lite)> MadmanGood (great stylish lighting & a solid mature non virginal final girl: Gaylen Ross from Dawn of the Dead)> HumongousGood (very moody with the fog shrouded island setting, rips off a key moment from FridayPart2 hard)> Just Before DawnGood to Very Good> The MutilatorDecent to Good-ish (great kills, setting & nudity, very weak cast)> The BurningWeak (severely overrated, non menacing killer makeup, unlikable cast, only standout scene is the raft massacre)> The Slumber Party MassacreVery Good> The PreyOk / Meh> The Hitcher (80s original)Very Good to Near Great> The Hitcher (07)Good> Night SchoolGood> Edge of the AxeGood> Camping Del Terrore / Body countDecent to Good> The SlayerVery Good (played with the nightmare killer concept 2 years before freddy, stormy island setting is cool)> Superstition / The WitchGood
>>223883717>The Hitcher (80s original)>Very Good to Near GreatFirst of all, not a slasherSecondly it's one of the greatest films ever made
>>223883572>>223883629>>223883717> Cold Prey (Pic Related)> Cold Prey 2Great (great setting, great killer design, my #2 top favorite final girl ever)> Cold Prey 3 (prequel)Decent> Blood Runs ColdDecent to Good (low budget rip off of Cold Prey with more gore & nudity)> Eye See You / D-Tox (more a Seven type thriller but still solid)Good> ShredderGood-ish> IcedWeak to Ok/Meh but great full frontal nudity by the original Wednesday Adams> HatchetDecent> Hatchet 2Good to Very Good> Hatchet 3Good> See No EvilGood> Laid to RestOk / Meh to Decent> Chromeskull - Laid to Rest 2Very Good> The PoolGood to Very Good-ish> The Zero BoysGood> Dead of Night / LighthouseVery Good> Bloody MurderWeak to Poor> Bloody Murder 2 - Closing CampGood to Very Good
>>223883572missing from this wintercore list is Ghostkeeper (1981)
>>223883761>my #2 top favorite final girl ever
>>223883572Where's Frozen?
>>223883798
>>223883761>>223883798>>223883811Unkempt blonde bush having Westworld SLUT!https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-GqAkH0xYUDo/WEawkxndIdI/AAAAAAAA9AI/iKqP6lXOxnA0RducBjaChdjmQAJvTnWuwCLcB/s640/FF-2.gifhttps://2.bp.blogspot.com/-kSoZftzFV4M/WEaw_lnd6KI/AAAAAAAA9AQ/4SxA_s-FPd8t2t1wcPFfuCYvbXBQ9itwACLcB/s1600/FF-1.gifhttps://www.imperiodefamosas.com/Fotos/Ingrid_Bolso_Berdal/Ingrid_Bolso_Berdal_025.jpghttps://i2.wp.com/www.zorg.video/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Ingrid-Bolso-Berdal-nude-full-frontal-Westworld-2016-s1e10-HD-1080p5.jpghttps://www.imperiodefamosas.com/Fotos/Ingrid_Bolso_Berdal/Ingrid_Bolso_Berdal_022.jpg
going full retard tonight and watching Zombie Lake (1980)
>>223883824I remember westworld posting slowed down significantly after that nude scene
>>223883629The Mutilator>cool logo and clever poster>pretty dark setup>simple but memorable location with decent atmosphere>cheesy theme song>laughable acting>tits>variety of weapons used>some gruesome kills/gore, one of which is quite extreme>satisfying climaxIt's everything you could ever want in a (dumb) slasher. It doesn't have a cool costumed killer but I like that he's just some depressed drunk guy without any ambiguity.
>>223882867first, it has nothing to do with the moore run and is entirely based in the original len wein seriessecond, disregard it as an adaptation of the comics and enjoy it as a simple monster movie
LIST/RANK YOUR FAVORITE SLASHER FINAL GIRLS!> Sidney Prescott (Scream series)> Jannicke (Cold Prey 1-2)> Jamie (Halloween 4-6)GAP> Kara Strode (Halloween 6)> Chris (F13 P3)> Trish (F13 TFC)> Whitney (F13 09)> Rachel (Halloween 4-5)> Betsy (Madman)> Ginny (F13 P2)
>>223883171i think thats gen x uncspeak for "silly young woman"
>>223883936> Kara Strode (Halloween 6)Powerful milf teacher vibes!
>>223883936>>223883972Wonderful messy haired motherly SLUT!
>>223883936>>223883972>>223884020
>>223884030>>223884020>>223883972>>223883936
>>223883936For me, it's Chris
>>223883936>>223883972>>223884020>>223884030solid 7/10terrific faceno tits, no assplus she's in one of the worst in the series and is overall useless
>>223883102>tasked with making a quiz for girlfriend and her work friends for a work partyI am absolutely furious with this entire situation
>>223883936>>223884038>>223884030>>223884020>>223883972
>>223883168Aye I'll throw it on. I've never seen Warlock
>>223883936>>223884053>>223884038>>223884047>she's in one of the worst in the seriesTheatrical cut is 2nd worst.Producer's Cut is the 5th best.
>>223884080>>223884047>>223883972>>223883936
>>223883572I've watched Wind Chill last week it's comfy but extremely forgettable. Also the protagonist is an insufferable cunt and literally anyone else would've been a better cast.
>>223884118>>223884080>>223883972>>223883936
>>223884080>Theatrical cut is 2nd worst.>Producer's Cut is the 5th best.no both are absolute shit and leave what should've been the best in an unfinished statei dream of one day being given the opportunity to take the story of what was supposed to be halloween 666: the origin of michael myers and telling it as a comic book to give us the full proper story and doesn't do random ass strode stepbrother nonsense for half the movie while dr. wynn runs around dressed as a ringwraith only for michael to randomly show up and do shit because reasons
>>223883936Tina Shepard (F13 Part VII)Sienna Shaw (Terrifier 2, 3)Kirsty Cotton (Hellraiser 1, 2)Joey Summerskill (Hellraiser 3)Ghost (Ginger Snaps 2)
>>223884047>>223884080>>223884185HALLOWEEN 6My review of both cuts.Part 1!> While like 5's mask the neck here is still a little too large the rest of the mask is a big improvement over 4-5 & h20.> Anyone who dislike Myers's conflicted behavior and tears in 5 should be pleased with his absolute zero hesitation in killing Jamie in ether version of this film.> I am not sure which version of Jamie's death I prefer. The weak stabbing & hospital assassination of the PC seems anti climatic for the character, but the farm implement shredding of the TC seems too mean spirited & brutal for a character we spent the last 2 films watching as a desperate sympathetic child.> Seeing Loomis happy and almost at peace during his 1st scene is very nice and a big change of pace from the way we have always seen him up to this point in the franchise. This early sequence with him & Dr.Wynn is a longer and better in the PC (the film could definitely use more of their interaction & Wynn in general however)> The TC stupidly cuts out Loomis's reaction to finding Jamie.> Rudd is decent here, he gets a few sweet moment with Jamie's baby but overall is fairly emotionless (purposefully).> There are a few moments towards the end of the TC were Rudd gets to show more emotion then in the PC, moments were he is clearly petrified and can't do anything but semi chuckle in despair.> Marianne Hagan as Kara Strode is a likeable very sympathetic and motherly final girl.> General editing in the PC is vastly better, the TC uses a very lame, very 90s style of showing abrupt harsh flashes of gruesome images jarringly between shots. Pace of the PC is slower and feels alot more franchise appropriate.> The lighting is better in the PC.
>>223884047>>223884080>>223884185>>223884211HALLOWEEN 6Part 2!> Some absolutely beautiful shots throughout the film such as the long hallway shots inside Smith's grove or the final snot of Myers leaving the Asylum wearing the stolen Man in Black suit. (Would have liked to have seen a sequel with him wearing such + the mask of course)> Scores are different, both are good but the PC has a more classical version of the theme & utilizes it's score better overall.> The PC's handling of the cult and explaining their goals/motives is VASTLY superior to the TC, PC they rightfully stick purely to the supernatural & handles such with reasonable subtlety, the TC tries to make it about mad science & doesn't explain it barely at all.> Scenes showing the connective tissue between 5's ending and this film are cut out of the TC.> The operating room massacre is cool I guess but there is no reason given in the TC's story as to why Myers would turn on the cult out of the blue with nothing at all triggering that turn. Nor is it shown who/what the cult doctors were operating on when Myers interrupted.> The TC's cut of John's death with his head exploding is ludicrous.> Myers "defeat" by magic runes in the PC while not flashy or epic at all is a lot more believable and natural to the story up to that point then TC's defeat by having skinny ass Paul Rudd beat him with a pipe, regardless of what poisons Rudd pumped him full of before the beating.> Ending fate's for Loomis there is no comparison, the TC is a absolute insult to Pleasence, ending the film with his off screen screams without explanation. The PC gives him a cruel but poetically appropriate ending.> That said It's never explained why Wynn was giving up his position as Myer's handler (a throwaway line about him having cancer or something would have sufficed) nor why he would choose Loomis who is obviously older and more frail then him.
>>223884047>>223884080>>223884185>>223884211>>223884230HALLOWEEN 6Final Thoughts!> Overall, the TC is a absolutely pathetic butchering of the PC which IMO is a full on good film. (far from perfect but good) Makes me wonder what is missing from the much more ambitious Hellraiser Bloodlines which I have heard was similarly edited to hell by the same company.
>>223883102Keep it as "current year" as possible. That's how women think.Obsession, Scream (woman approved franchise), The Substance, Smile 1 & 2, etc.
I want to have intense sexual intercourse with 2004 Milla Jovovich.
>>223884265This guy gets it
>>223883183>early 2000s horror>most of the named titles are all 90s films>only one 2000s title and it's a late 00s title, the other a 2010s title>literally no early 00s horror to be found anywhere in this posting whatsoeverwhat did anon mean by this?
>>223884287For me, it's M-Rod in 2002.
>>223884203>Joey Summerskill (Hellraiser 3)Fucking Based!
>>223884471She's wonderful.
>>223882887Wishmaster 2 is better than 1.
moshimoshi michael desu
Just put on PopEyes 4
Caregivers, where we at?
>>223884679Let them die
>>223883936Alice (ANOES 4)Julie (ROTLD 3) >>223884203 these are good picks, I might go Cris (F13 3) and agree with Kirsty Cotton
>>223884800>>223884203I don't know, Tina is probably better because of the telekinesis being cool, you're right anon
>>223882867It's alright, Ray Wise is the best part of it and he's barely in it. I honestly enjoy the sequel much more.
>>223884829Alice, Julie, Tina, Kristy, Stretch. There, I'm done.
>>223883624kys
>>223883864I know I've seen this movie recently but I can't remember a single thing about it so it can't have been that good
>>223884800Chris is my second favorite final girl from F13.She has the best terror acting of any of them and the best coda in the series where she gets dragged off like a schizo.
Just finished. 100<100 #026Horrible softcore sex "comedy". Watched because Adriana Chechik and Mary Carey are in it, and I was curious what a movie where they didn't suck cock was like. There aren't any zombies, just women who go into a trance and go into a "killing frenzy" (try to bonk people with tennis rackets) after unwittingly taking an experimental sex drug created by one of their scientist husbands. Everyone's cheating with everyone else and the movie is mostly long softcore scenes, with an unusual amount of simulated cunnilingus. There's a brief catfight at the end. You'd think something with the word zombie in the title would be a safe bet for October but this isn't even the teeniest tiniest bit horror related.trailer: https://vimeo.com/122147416
It's kinda goofy honesty. Just hollywood trying to ape The Exorcist.
>>223884968The Exorcist is goofyRosemary's Baby is kino
>>223884912The gay porn on your second monitor was that good huh?
>>223884984Old movies
>>223884897>StretchKino pick, can't believe she slipped my mind. TCM2 is the only one in the series I love.
>>223884968Old movie>>223884875Old movie
>>223885175your thread got deleted hours ago, pedrogive it up
>>223885175I'm a fan
What are some genuinely gory movies?also asking for really violent and vile slashers
>>223885195in my head he looks like Ricky Berwick
>>223885219It doesn't get gorier than this, as far as I'm aware
>>223884984Rosemary's Baby is one of those movies I wish I could see for the first time again. It's more rewarding on repeat viewings when you know how it plays out and you're just admiring the details, but it was so exciting to see unfold the first time. The dream scene kind of spoils the ambiguity a bit which I still don't like, but everything else keeps you guessing until the end and it's so fucking well done.
>>223885239not as pale, though
>>223885246Watched itAmazing filmAltough I'm more of a fan of the feebles
>>223885280Rosemary's Baby is one of my top 5 horror creatures I could beat in a fight
>>223885280It's a very stressful movie. The main character is completely isolated in her struggles, absolutely no one believes her.
>>223885297>absolutely no one believes her.Not true. I believe her
>>223885311Yeah I wish I could jump into the movie and give her a hug
>>223885292We need the list
>>223885311>>223885317I'd gaslight the shit out of her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bgy5DEkrciY
>>223885332The Baby from Rosemary's Baby The girl from the end of Halloween 4One of the younger children from Children of the Corn as long as the other children don't interfere The deformed dog monster from The Fly 2The Jigsaw doll as long as no human killers interfere with Saw traps
>>223885400you couldn't beat Jamieunless you're talking about spanking
>>223885438I'd kick her ass. Might not even need a gun.
>>223885446*kiss
This movie was fucked up, but also peak 70s. I enjoyed it.
>>223885400>One of the younger children from Children of the Corn as long as the other children don't interferekekgood list anonI think you could take Chucky too
>>223885459>he went in the house
>>223885246is this the only movie that matches the vibe of the first dead rising where characters just grind the shit out of huge throngs of zombies? most zombie movies are just dink and dunk picking them off unless you count stuff like fortified vehicle slaughter which i do not.
>>223885467Army Of Darkness
>>223884265>knows how women think>is a virgin with no girlfriend???
Schedule for the final stretch of October.I don't expect Sword and Sorcerer to be good but I really wanted to include some dark fantasy in my list.
>>223885475THOSE ARE SKELETONS
>>223885462Everyone always think they could beat Chucky. But I've seen Chucky's movies. He is not easy to take on. Punches well above his weight class
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c76JWi3CSWk
>>223885462>>223885547I feel liked I'd "beat" Chucky and then he'd come back and murder in my sleep later anyway
>>223885519Good list. I ought to be doing some planning myself but I suck at it. Always seems to work out anyway though
>>223885547he gets thrown across a room by a woman he's literally a stuffed animal you could tear to pieces
>>223885571Woman ain’t shit
After I got done beating up Chucky, I would tie him down and put my nutsack on his head and say "Charles Lee Gay"His response to this indignity would inform my next course of action
>>223885601Sadly for your balls, chucky breaks free
All horror is horror comedy. Who takes any of this shit seriously?
>>223885648I take horror kinos very seriously
>>223885648I do when the girl is cute enoughEmbeth Davidz or however the fuck you spell it from Army of Darkness IS cute enough, but she's not in the movie enough
>>223885684You’re a worthless simp and not taken seriously.
>>223885692sorry that your dick don't work no more
>>223885704You're literally only upset about the 80s right now because your thread got dumpstered by Hellraiser
>The director's barely disguised fetishAnyway, this is a mix of Suspiria, Challengers, and Him
I don't think V/H/S Mixtape was that bad.
>>223885723What hellraiser thread? I am not talking about Hellraiser. You’re mad that the 80’s made a mockery of horror and it took about 2 decades to set it back on the right track.
>>223885741What's his fetish
>>223885746>you're madNo. Pedro, you can't spaz out incoherently about a new thing every 2 hours and call other people mad.
>>223885754it's bloody tennis innit?
>>223885744It's become a Halloween tradition to watch the new V/H/S and cry about how bad it was. I thought it was fine. Do people really go into these movies with high expectations?
I know Mike Flanagan is controversial here but Oculus is kino
Hello, janitors? Are you there? There is someone in this thread not talking about television or film!
>>223885861>Absentia (2011)fine>Oculus (2013)good>Hush (2016)I liked it>Before I Wake (2016)???>Ouija: Origin of Evil (2016)forgettable. stars little girls?>Gerald's Game (2017)???>Doctor Sleep (2019)surprisingly watchable
>>223885861>Carrie renewed for a second seasonHe just keeps winning
>>223885878also>Haunting of Hill Housegreat first half, falls apart>Midnight Massgood idea, bad execution
>>223885899Midnight Mass sucks my balls, I can't believe people like it
>>223885878Every movie you listed was forgettable. This Flanagan guy is only known cause he constantly shits out slop non stop. Nothing he has made was actually high quality.
>>223885910I know him because he was the guy in Death Stranding 2 that gives you the boomerang weapon
>>223885907The start of it, and the idea of jesus being an actual fucking vampire I quite liked.But the excessive monologues and terrible CGI totally nuked it.Also for the metal anons: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brePdx4ij3A
>>223885923That game is very cringe.
>>223885925Jesus was able to talk anon
Well?
>>223885974She has wokeface
>>223885974I don't want there to be a future Evil Dead project
>>223885974That slightly mexican looking face Hollywood loves to cast in movies and in GTA 6 the game.
>>223885974the time for that has passed
>movie has so much nudity that I can't even make webms to share hereSorry, bros. Maybe next kino...
>>223886013pretty baby starring brooke shields isn't a horror movie, anon
>>223886007She's half jewish
>>223885974She was eh, and now she's old. Get someone young.
>>223886025Those jewish features really come out post 50 for men and girls
>>223886013And the name of that film?
>>223886063Albert Einstein
>>223886063Simp Dies Tonight
>>223886100
>>223886063https://letterboxd.com/film/a-womans-torment-1977/
Coming out tomorrow
bit of a snoozefest
>>223886128stephen king adaptation or allegory for menstruation?
>>223886119> It's always refreshing and instantly recognizable when a woman directs a porno flick - Findlay shows accounts of frustrated housewives who complain that their husbands don't make love to them, they "masturbate" inside" of them. The men's only problem is when they aren't getting laid, the women's problems seem to be when they are getting laid.Don’t you hate it when the fleshlight gives its opinion?
>>223885974Sure, she's really the only halfway decent character from the ED reboot films.>>223885983Shut the fuck up
>>223886138I think you have to be in the right mindset for this one to touch you deeply
>>223886128She walled
>>223886119>look inside>written by a feminist>lead actress is uglyWell, glad you liked it, anon. I'll pass.
>>223886161Letterboxd is full of bitter roasties
>>223886128>not releasing a few days from now on the night of the full moonWasted
>>223886158>the right mindsetread: high IQ
>>223882725I'd open her box>>223882774GAH!
>>223886158it-a make-a me sleepy...the characters sucked ass but there's some cool moments scattered throughout. i was rooting for the apocalypse just so something interesting would happen
>>223886255the part where she wakes up with pizza face and the guy is trapped in the room with her creeped me out. I agree that it's a moments film though
>>223886158It hit me hard. Not a perfect movie, but very fun and scary
I watched "The Hidden" (1987). The story is reminiscent of "The Thing" (1982) -- an alien inhabits and possesses human bodies and uses them to kill people. Once a body dies, it moves on to the next, which makes it hard to catch. And of course the police won't believe that that's happening. Unlike "The Thing", "The Hidden" takes place in Los Angeles where the alien can really run amok, kill a lot of people, steal nice sports cars and do a lot of damage. The plot is straightforward: Kyle MacLachlan needs to find it and kill it, he meets a lot of obstacles along the way. Solid movie, some iconic 1980s LA locations, and 80's punk rock music, which the alien likes to listen to while he runs people over in a stolen Ferrari. It's played like a straight crime story, but the alien, the body invasions and the high body count technically makes it horror. Comfy watch, 7/10.
>>223882867Terrible, fucking horrible, actually unwatchable filth.
>>223886325i also liked this movie, vlcsnap brother. *vomits a slug into your mouth*
I watched "The First Power" (1990). It's another movie based on the idea of a disembodied killer possessing people to commit murder. Only it's done rather cheaply - the killer "makes the possessed people look like him", so they only ever use on actor. They didn't pay permits for filming in the nice parts of Los Angeles, so they shot on Skid Row, in storm drains and in abandoned factories. Instead of having a sound track they paid Stewart Copeland to play some disjointed synthesizer notes from time to time. The plot isn't great either - a psychic tells Lou Diamond Philips that the killer is now a spirit, but together they just let the murders happen one by one, they don't ever have a plan how to stop him - until the final 15 minutes of the film, when a nun reveals that the killer can only be killed by a crucifix that is also a knife. Which they then don't use so that the killer can return and they can fight for another 10 minutes down in the storm drains - complete with flammable, exploding water. 5/10, other directors/production companies could have made more of this core idea. Actually, make that 4/10, because they didn't even get the fucking title right. The 1st power is, according to the nun, the power of resurrection, which the killer doesn't have. He has the 3rd power of possessing people, so the movie should be called "The Third Power".
>>223886345Kyle could also give away his life force and breathe a yellow stream of energy into a dead person.
Fear Street Part 3 1666-Ended predictably but well. Main characters had too much plot-armor and the VVitch trial stuff dragged on a bit long, but everything got resolved and I saw some sizzling ass so the trilogy was worthwhile. Sorta underrated due to being on Netflix.
been watching some horror movies that take place almost entirely driving on the road at night. got any recommendations for this feelerino? doesn't necessarily have to be driving, just kinda in one space. it's comfy to me.
>>223886448First, which movies have you watched?
>>223886448It Ends
>>223886411Yeah, there's definitely worse horror movies out there, but I felt a bit annoyed while watching it. Partly because of the "music", partly because Lou Diamond Philips' character is an asshole, partly because the plot seems aimless most of the time. It was an interesting travel back to a time when there weren't any cell phones, when you could (and Philips would) smoke absolutely anywhere, and when bum encampments weren't littering all of downtown Los Angeles.You didn't miss much in the last 20 minutes, they didn't really make sense, but I guess they just somehow needed the movie to end, so there's a crucifix with a blade that's somehow magic and water explodes when you drop a lighter in it.
>>223886415I've been meaning to watch the third one. They're stupid films really, the plot is a bunch of horror cliches duct taped together.
>>223886463dead end, wind chill, joy ride, in fear,
>>223886415>Fear StreetI tried watching the first one and screamed YOUNG ADULT FEMALE MOVIE that I stopped watching after fifteen minutes.
>>223886448hallow roadblack cadillacin feardashcamalone
>>223886487>the third oneSaw that. It plays in colonial New England. However the black girl is not a slave, she is (somehow) a member of the English community there.
>>223886489The Hitcherthe original is a masterpiecethe remake is okay
>>223886415>>223886487the first one got on my nerves immediately when they played like 5 songs in a row and since it was the 90s they were all super obvious cliche choices
>>223886550That's how Netflix shows are. Check out Bridgerton.
>>223886500It's based on a YA book series targeted at females but the film edge it up with "fucks", gore and some sex.>>223886550>However the black girl is not a slave, she is (somehow) a member of the English community there.She's experiencing the firsthand story of the witch, she's not actually a negroe in colonial America. It's just there for the audience's sake, same with most of the prominent villagers being played by dead characters from the movie.
>>223886564>BridgertonI heard in the news about a disastrous "Bridgerton Event" in Detroit that a black lady had organized. Or failed to organize. (Mostly black) people paid hundreds of dollars for tickets and arrived in 18th century robes only to find an empty factory hall, and somebody had set up an iPhone and a bluetooth speaker "for ambience". So I had to look up what "Bridgeton" was, shook my head, and sighed deeply.
Alright I'm putting on Fear Street III. can't believe I started watching this just to see Ella Rubin in the fourth one.
>>223886552the remake was total garbage dude
>>223884211>the farm implement shredding of the TC seems too mean spirited & brutalI get that. I think it's already such a schizoid film that it totally makes it though. An all time death.>abrupt harsh flashes of gruesome images >The operating room massacre is cool I guess >having skinny ass Paul Rudd beat him with a pipeAgain some of my all time favourite horror content, because it just gives me the creeps. I don't expect others to understand (though TC has it's fans) but the fact the film is a mess creates something else entirely. Michael really just butchers people like he wandered into another film and is trying to ruin the plot. This bizarre empty hospital exists but there's a completely unexplained, obscure surgery happening, it's surreal. You just don't see films take the time to have content like that.The whole ending sequence is a nightmare really. Including Rudd having to beat Michael to death, his eyes then spill green liquid in more completely unexplained phenomena.I think TC vs. PC comes down to plot vs. visuals. If you're into Italian nonsense it hits the spot.
>>223884203>she lets you use one of her socks as a cum-sockI wasn't even a foot fag before I started coming here religiously. This is spiritual warfare.
>>223887375similar story, I think this was my downfall
The Harper/Jacob/Fix/Lillis tard's pedophilic proclivities are so revolting that feet have somehow emerged as the palate cleanser.
>>223884230>Paul Rudd beat him with a pipeFucking hell I had forgotten that he was in that
>>223884471Bro there's no way she isn't the mother of Cara Delevigne
>>223884968Not at all. Trying to cash in from the religious horror theme? Maybe. But the Omen is an all-time classic and a distinct movie. I wish other movies could "ape" so well.The blasphemy is more subdued, it's subtle and implied, compared to the Exorcist. The movie feels like a proper adventure, in the same vein as 50s and 60s mega-productions and all the horror is left to be carried with the viewer in the moments that Damien's destiny starts to flesh out.
>>223887531Too pretty
report the proclivities
Imagine being so obsessed with another man's embarrassing moment that you preserve it for years like a Victorian naturalist pinning insects to a board. Except the specimen is a mattress, and the naturalist is a damp little pedophilic goblin with no friends or original thoughts.
>Intolerably, painfully, wretchedly gay and boring first half>Half way through it pulls out a twist that retroactively fixes the entire seriesHoly kino, I kneel. I think it's because it's spread out over films I wasn't thinking about it.
>>223887960Huh?
He wants to be an anonymous mastermind so badly, but he keeps naming his alts like a man labelling jars in a cupboard nobody else visits.
>>223885400>One of the younger children from Children of the Corn as long as the other children don't interfere
Gonna watch that Angst movie anon was talking about now
>>223888246probably the funniest post I read all night
>>223882725no
so is The Cycle any good
>indie horror films now cheap as fuck to make and release, censorship nonexistent>all actresses are now fat ugly goblinas, "horror" is always poisoned with self-aware ironymonkey paw'd
>>223882834Wishmaster is kino. But I really don't "get" hellraiser, the vast majority of "victims" deserve everything they get
>>223888907indie horror has always been cheap to make
>>223883743Yep its more of a western.
>>223886550She's considered white passing. That's what they're making fun of. It's your cultcha after all
>>223883960But I am a boy
>>223887375>>223887402>I wasn't even a foot fag before I started coming here religiously.There is no part of a woman you can't fetishize and I truly mean that.
>>223888907twin
Hot dayum, werewolf movies are hard to mess up.Rewatching Cursed. Well it helps when your director is Wes Craven.
>>223889655where wolf?
Watching Possession for the first time and decided to take a shot every time an actor spun in a circle the exact same way because they've all been given the same directions on how to act c-RAZY. Im quite drunk now.
>>223889719spiral into madness
>>223883572Curtains
Wait a fucking minute. This is a romantic comedy. I got tricked into watching a romcom.
>>223889812It's on my re-watch list.
>>223889719you need to also spin in a circle for full immersion
>>223889812but it has sovl
>>223883572Shredder was a lot more fun than I was expecting. YMMV though.>>223883810Break as well I'd also add Snowbeast in spite of itself.
>>223889973it'snow picnic out there folks
>>223888907Just imagine if men like Jean Rollin or Jess Franco still existed today.
>>223890092They just need to let real people make movies again instead of an anointed few.
>>223890092they exist they're just discriminated against by the walled garden imperial czars of production
>>223890118But as anon said, indie films have never been cheaper and more accessible. The barrier to entry is basically non-existent.You're not even beholden to the hollyjews to get distribution any more, you can just upload your shit to a website.We simply just do not have the calibre of filmmakers any more.
>>223885519>OG Dawn of the Dead on HalloweenBased
>>223885547>But I've seen Chucky's moviesIn Child's Play he's terrorizing a tiny woman and her even tinier child and he fucking loses lol. I'd rip his shit in half instantly and then burn him in my furnace. He weighs less than one pound and he can barely break skin with his plastic doll teeth. Other than voodoo he's feeble
>>223890151>But as anon said, indie films have never been cheaper and more accessible.>The barrier to entry is basically non-existent.Low budget movies still cost a few million unless you're just going to film your friends walking around in a forest.
>>223889676Cursed
>>223887311>his eyes then spill green liquid in more completely unexplained phenomena.No that was the acid/poison Rudd injected into Myers before he beat him with the pipes.
>>223890151After reading this I believe you're either extremely naive or you're attempting to be deceptive intentionally.
>>223890151You're right and wrong. Yeah, technically entry barrier is low and people can make stuff with relatively cheap equipment, but the idea that you can "just upload it to a website" is crazy. There's so much shit out there nowadays, theres almost no organic discovery of things anymore. "Just make good stuff and they will come" doesn't work anymore, studios spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on marketing and have teams dedicated to shilling stuff and it still does horribly and doesn't get seen.
>>223890191there wolf
>>223890219I believe he's taunting and gaslighting us.
>>223890171Chucky isn't gonna fight you head on. Chucky is scary because he's a smart cunt with voodoo magic who is gonna frame you for crimes and hide under a bed so he can slice your achilles tendon. One of his best kills is in Child's Play 3 where he just replaces paint rounds in a military school exercise with live ammo.
>>223890289He wouldn't even be able to get inside my house He lost a head on fight with a tiny woman.I'd rip him into tiny pieces in seconds and put him in my fireplace.Or one of my large dogs would chew him up.
Hey guys, keep the thread alive for me will ya, I gotta go quickly and check the circuit board in the basement, I'll be right back, don't make a new one yet.
>>223890408He's just cut your car's brake lines or set your house on fire, dude.
>>223890457You keep giving him omnipotence. He lost to a tiny old woman.
>>223890457>brake lines are cut>get into car in garage>press clutch and brake to start car>the brakes give out>oh I guess I don't have brakes>turn car off or WORST CASE SCENARIO>realize I have no brakes after backing out of my driveway>pull hand brake>OH NO THAT'S NOT WORKING EITHER>car continues rolling backwards at 3mph>turn engine off>car stops
>>223890473It took four people to kill him in Child's Play 1.
>>223890607They should have called me.
>>223889655>RicciBased.
Fifty times a day. The bedbugs joke was already dead two years ago. He's still standing over the corpse, poking it with a stick and calling himself based.
QRD on this new schizo?
>>223883572A cold night's death is great
>>223886013I have a lot of those. it will never be not completely retarded how this board won't allow /tv/ related nudity.
I'm about 40 minutes into this and I just wanted to say this is a gay ass faggot movie made by gay ass faggots for gay ass faggots. I'm gonna keep watching it and I'll report back.
>>223890092god i fucking wish. i like to think i'd make movies like that, but who would agree to it aside from literal pornstars? and it would have to be self-financed since no one would greenlight it. it would just end up being more tubi slop.
>>223891442I guess it depends how far you're willing to stretch "literal pornstar" but given the explosion of women willing to make money off softcore content whether it be onlyfans or just instagram/tiktok I feel like it wouldn't be that difficult to round up a couple hot girls with marginal acting abilities and down to show skinI more have a hard time believing many people like Jean Rollin exist these days, the kind of person whose immersion in a mix of low and high culture from childhood (mf literally grew up around Georges Bataille and Maurice Blanchot) allows them to bridge the gap between schlock and art sensibilities in a completely sincere way
>>223890436Don't Go in My Ass
Bake
>>223892227Thread's not done yet
I watched the Masters of Horror episode "Cigarette Burns" by John Carpenter and while I liked the concept of the plot, everything about the episode reminded me of why I hate 00s horror. Also Reedus' acting sucks shit. Is the rest of the show like that?
alright, time to hunker down and really watch
>>223892627I should have sex with this person.
Buumpa
there simply aren't enough hours in the night
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>>223891095She ugly and doesn’t fit this generals standard
Any alien horror like the thing?
>>223884968the omen ost brutally mogs the exorcist https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hN14vgOZPmU
