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Commander, tell me about your sexual organs?

>>223890123
I completely forgot about this one

star trek sex with shran

why did data wieght fucking yar so heavily and never mention the cadets that used him as a sybian for 4 years?

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>>223880253

God this episode Resolutions is infuriating. Janeway and Chakotay are left behind because they're infected with an incurable virus and Tuvok is now captain and this fucking glue-eating crew is about to mutiny because Tuvok is following Janeway's obvious instruction not to contact the alien race that harvests organs and has tried to kill them all at every time they've met.

>>223890754
Tuvok should have airlocked Harry Kim.

>>223890754
Infuriating too because Chaks is trying so hard to put the fuck on Janeway and she's all; no... no... I'm still the captain... no you're not you're stuck here for the rest of your lives

>>223890868
thats not it at all. Janeway was the one who said to just call her Kathy like the second they were left there. she's grossed out with Chakotay because of how easily he gave up ever finding a cure.

>Watching ENT Carpenter Street
>The Xindi Reptilians look like Power Ranger villains

>>223890754
>God this episode Of Voyager* is infuriating.

FTFY

>>223891035
and the inside of their one ship looks like Discovery Zone's laser tag

>Archer does a slow-motion jump across an alleyway
>He falls way short short and awkwardly grabs a pipe
ENT’s main job was to show the birth of the Federation and have fun adventures, and they shit the bed on it.

>Another pointless slo-mo scene

>The human who helped them sounds like a lunatic
Jej, was obvious but still funny.

>Enterprise is hijacked by religious suicide-bombers
Based

They have absolutely no proof that this rape baby is really even Chakotay's they just trust Seska at her word

>>223891320
Agaaaaaaaaaaaain?

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star trek sex with shran

>>223891359
Serves them right for letting these people near the warp core.

These guys are like the Covenant from Halo worshipping the Halo rings.

Man I really like this Brad Dourif character and plotline.

>>223891344
They eventually got the doctor to check.

>>223891560
Is it really worth risking everyone's life just to find that out for sure? They should have just been like "We don't believe you Seska good luck" and moved on

>>223891592
You're like one of those alien races that don't understand human emotions.

>>223891718
Many men don't even want the kids they knowingly created. If someone raped me and had a baby I would be praying for them both to die.

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>>223890090
Star Trek is propaganda.

Wait don't tell me. The Kazon are going to open up Suder's containment zone and he's going to go insane and murder them all with his bare hands

>>223890123
Weird that Riker was willing to flush his career down the toilet for this twink while Troi was right there the whole time serving on the same damn ship even meaning he could have both his career and a love life if he wanted.
Almost feels like they wrote the episode with the premise in mind but couldn't figure out which crew member to center it and just settled on Riker as the only viable option.

>>223891849
Riker is the only one on that show who cares about fucking gross aliens that much

>>223891820
No he is going to beat them to death with his 6 foot long dong.

Lol it turns out religion decimated the aliens homeworld.

Riker only wants what he can't get
The moment it's attainable he has no interest
It's the thrill of the chase that keeps him hard

>>223891888
kino sci-fi trope

>>223891849
Troi does nothing for me at all.

Neither does T'Pol.
Neither does Seven of Nine.

>>223891888
Checked.

Jeffrey Combs is such a better actor than Scott Bakula it’s unreal.

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Every cakeeeee has its fronstinggggg
Just like every Tuvol has its fireeee hazard

>>223891524
I love seeing him guest star in stuff. Always a great time.

>>223892014
It's kinda hard to imagine Jeff as the main protagonist of a TV series but I do think he could pull it off

>>223892014
Combs plays the same character in every role.

so is it "star trek: sex with shran" or "star trek-like sex with shran"

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>>223892116
the first one

>>223892103
I wouldn’t go that far, but there’s a reason he keeps being brought back to Star Trek.
>>223892109
That one character is still better than Archer, who still comes off as the nice guy in the office trying to act tough.

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Jeff isn't always a degenerate scumbag character sometimes he plays a cute boyfriend!

>>223892145
With AI you'll soon be able to make this a reality

There was also that movie where he was a chauffeur trying to save his boss's daughter from post apocalyptic mutants or whatever

>>223892205
AI is honestly going to be so fun.

Generating anything.

Generating new Seasons of VOY.

"AI. Generate me a Sitcom about EMH living on Jupiter Station with Zimmerman after Voyager returns from the Delta Quadrant."

AI only exists to suck up all creativity of the unwashed masses so the elites stiil have access to it after killing the world population.

>>223892376
Didn't ask.

>>223892330
I can finally merge the final battle between Sisko and Dukat into the final boss in OOT

It's just like immortality tech, it's just for the elites not for (You).

The Xindi weapon really is just the Death Star.

Culluh is way handsome than his actor without makeup somehow just like Dukat

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>>223892376
This world is on its way out. It's a gruesome and horrific place.

AI and anti-natalism is good. I'm not saying kill off the population, but sterilization measures are great.

If this world were real, I'd focus on promoting Transhumanism and Anti-natalism.

It's not real, so I'm just going to make my videogames and then leave after enjoying it with my wife.

I'm the peak of enlightenment, the Black Sun. So I speak in two languages at times. One where I'm talking in the tone of 'if this were a real world.' and one where I mask off.

>>223892541
Least schizo /trek/-poster

>>223890199
star trek sex with wesley

>>223892096
He saved everyone in the end. What a great way to wrap that up. If Janeway hadn't spared him and listened to Tuvok they would've all been doomed

I always love Tuvok's dry wit, and Vulcans say they don't have a sense of humor.

>>223892786
Tuvok is one of my favorite characters in all of Trek.

I like him more than Spock.

>>223892786
isn't the whole "emotionless vulcan" thing just a put on?
they have all same emotions and strong feelings as anyone, but they have a cultural taboo about expressing them
iirc its a relatively recent thing too

Ranking Trek Captains;

-Picard
-Sisko
-Kirk
-Janeway

>>223892917
Agh fuck how did I forget Archer?

Damnit.


Ok , revised list;

Ranking Trek Captains;

-Picard
-Sisko
-Kirk
-Janeway
-Archer

>>223892917
>>223892965
Would've been funnier if you'd added some nutrek captains above Archer

>>223892974
I'm watching Lower Decks now. It's my first NuTrek.

I like it. After this, going to watch Picard. Then SNW. Then loop around back to ENT.

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>>223893009
S3 Picard is fine if you like TNG and wanted a better sendoff for the characters. 1 & 2 are universally considered to be garbage

>>223892974
Most nutrek captains simply suck.
>Georgiou: Don't get to know her.
>Lorca: goes full retard in the mirror universe
>Burnham: lol
>Captain sPIC: stays for the post-atomic horror
>Shaw: whiner
>Pike: Actually the one nutrek captain we see the most of and he's the worst concerning discipline

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>>223892330
>Generating new Seasons of VOY.
This is unironically what I will be doing assuming im still alive by then, 14 seasons of Voyager, where every lightyear back to earth is accounted for

>>223893144
Shaw is so fucking overrated amongst the fanbase. They were just grasping at straws for a decent original PIC character

>>223893056
explain why TNG 1&2 are bad.

According to AI there are about 25 recurring plot templates for the 700+ episodes of Star Trek and about 50-60 truly distinct episodes.

>>223893250
thats retarded

>>223893208
I think he means PIC.

>>223893267
i think youre right. thats my fault. i dont like people parroting tng 1&2 sucks

>>223893263
It's the truth.

>>223893250
>According to AI
it probably stole that analysis from Reddit, promptroon

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>the one where worshiping computers is bad

>>223893330
>promptroon
Stealing this

>>223892917
-post season 3 picard
-janeway
-pre season 3 picard
-sisko
-kirk
-saru
-archer

Kirk
Sisko
Janeway
Picard
Mariner
Archer

>>223893449
>Janeway above Picard
Y tho

>>223893190
I've said before but he's like a redditor's idea of what Jellico was like (just an asshole) instead of what he was really like (a wartime captain)

>>223893672
Jellico was completely ineffective in his role and was bailed out by Picard.

>>223893672
>a redditor's idea of what Jellico was like
Nailed it

>>223893691
>by Picard
While he was being tortured into insanity by the Cardassians?

>>223893584
She's better

>>223893739
Based but wrong

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>>223893691
fuck are you talking about? jellico literally saved picards life. he also exposed riker as a disposable fraud. data is the best pilot in starfleet, no question about it.

>>223893763
Picard would crumble having to put up with the utter bullshit Janeway handles

>T’Pol becomes jealous of a another woman, the most logical of all Vulcan behaviors
Forget making her half-Romulan, T’Pol should’ve been full-on Romulan.

>>223893787
There's actually an explanation for her behavior that comes later.

>Malcolm being a little bitch over training
>>223893810
Is it the space-crack?

>in Vulcan culture, eating together and grabbing each others asses is a proposal of marriage.

>>223893764
>he also exposed riker as a disposable fraud.
Yeah, presenting Riker as a petulant child, who goes to his room when he doesn't get his way sure was a choice for this two parter. And then out of fuckin nowhere we also get
>He's the best pilot on the ship!
Since fuckin when.

>>223891480
>>223892669

Bitch, you’re too fat for midriff.

T’Pol’s being passive-aggressive, which is definitely something a Vulcan would intentionally do.

>>223893834
Malcolm and Hayes just needed some Star Trek sex

>>223894000
In the first 10 minutes of the first episode this series a Vulcan gets mad and starts yelling. You can stop giving us updates on how retarded this show is, we know.

>>223894000
It annoys me so much it makes me drop the episode instantly

>>223894019
> You can stop giving us updates on how retarded this show is
No

>>223894014
star trek sex with malcolm and hayes

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Star Trek sex with Famke
>Picard, his balls blue

>>223894266
Star Trek sex with Famke As Xenia Onatopp

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>>223894296
>computer, do we have a transporter record of Famke
>we do
>transfer the physical parameters to the holodeck, give her a Russian accent and dress her in black latex. Safety protocols off.

star trek star gazer based during the last 5 years of picard captaining the star gazer staring James McAvoy when?
no repeat characters save for picard

>>223893056
You people keep saying this and I continue to think you're fucking retarded

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So what is it with the Vorta?

They show telekingetic powers at the first appearance, Weynoun says he likes games, and they also have a decadent Elf vibe to them. But then... they apparently have no sense of aesthetics?

eh, something isn't right here.

>>223894598
What's the fucking point of filling in the blanks of franchise history with streaming slop?

>>223894675
no one ever says *why* they liked Prickard S3, the most you get out of them is
>well uh they had the enterprise-D in it
>well at least it was better than nemesis (was it?) and the rest of nutrek (it's not)
but then they go and put it in their top 5 favorite star trek EVAR
smdh

>>223894741
I suspect that someone on the Trek Team got too close to the truth about Real Elves, and they were told to back off.

>>223894754
well the burn limits how far ahead we can go thanks to whoever's idiotic idea that was
and we cant go too far back or it wont be star trek so like the awesome paramore song the franchise is a little caught in the middle

Every single Vorta without fail acts like an Elven Nobleman. Then they just say "oh they are little monkeys. nothing to see here!"

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If Sisko and Sheridan switched places, how good would they be dealing with each other's jobs and conflicts?

>>223894909
ds9 wouldn't have made it another month without sisko

>>223894852
they act like obsequious little faggots because that's how the Founders genetically enslaved them to be like

Avery Brooks is just black Shatner.

>>223894909
Shadows wouldn't have made it another month with sisko

>>223892330
Surprised some Trek fan whale hasn't blown $1000 on KlingAI/Seedance credits to produce something that kicks the absolute living shit out of anything produced since DS9 ended.
All the AI Harry Potter stuff being produced atm is gold, so surprised nobody is doing it with Trek.
Honestly I just want to see 1 classic TNG/DS9 style episode, produced with AI that gets far more positive reception than all of Nushit, to prove the point that all the retards who kept saying this past decade "Trek needed to evolve for modern audiences" were completely fucking wrong.

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>>223894741
>breathes in
Stop noticing things

Correct me if I’m wrong (and I’m not checking memory alpha or rewatching the episode out of sequence) but wasn’t the episode where the Vorta had psychic powers all part of some elaborate trick that the founders were using to try and assess the federation and Odo’s mind state? It could have been part of the ruse to muddy the waters and keep the feds guessing. Or maybe the writers just sucked, I dunno.

>>223893190
PIC S3 is shit I have no idea how people like it and how even RLM fell for the memberberries shit.
It's just another incoherent mystery box story where they clearly don't think of the implications.
That Jenny Nicholson clone tore it to shreds completely and she's entirely correct.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdLHKdn0JTY

>>223895321
>female reviewer
Aha

>>223895321
This Jenny Nicholson clone is a passionate Trek fan and I felt it when she said Picard (the show) was the most vile, mean-spirited, and angry thing to come out of the franchise.
Mike, on the other hand is a total casual who only watched TNG once back in the 90s and pretends he knows what he's talking about.

>>223894741
You’re getting dangerously close to The Truth. Watch your back.

>>223895311
No you're thinking of the other episode where they kidnapped the DS9 crew, took them to their underground dungeon on their goo planet and did mindrape experiments on them. The one where that Vorta has psychic powers was the very first time they met a Vorta and she lied about fleeing from some planet that was taken over by aliens.

>>223890123
Sickly sweet, like being smothered in honey.

>>223895486
Yeah you’re right it was different episodes, but even so the one where the chickie Vorta had psy-powers was also the founders messing with the feds trying to suss them out, yeah? I’d prefer to believe that it was intentional rather than the writers backpedaling after making them too powerful.

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>>223895536
The truth is they didn't know what they were doing with the Vorta until they cast Jeffrey Combs. They knew they wanted the villain faction to be made up of 3 races and the general archetypes of each race but that was about it. The way he played Weyoun 4 was totally different than what Behr had in mind and he loved it so much they contrived bringing that character back by making Vorta into clones which I'm sure you well know.

star trek I like star trek

shran trek

>>223895430
>Jenny Nicholson clone
This is essentially the only video she's done on star trek or any entertainment media.
She is a science (physics) youtuber.
Additionally, the Picard tv show was shit, season 3 much included, only very marginally less shit than season 2 and 1

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damn I'm hungry

>>223894980
Abysmal post

Why didn't Voyager use a cloaking device? The treaty of Algeron didn't apply

>>223892201
He's awfully short isn't he?

>>223896112
He's on the shorter side of average. He's like 5'8 or something

>>223892330
>"AI. Generate me a Sitcom about EMH living on Jupiter Station with Zimmerman after Voyager returns from the Delta Quadrant."
I believe they already did an episode where the doc visited Zimmerman to help cure him of some sort of affliction, and was rejected outright as being too incompetent.

>>223896101
Why didn't they use the Spore Drive discovered in the 23rd century

>>223896226
But this time the Doctor has the holoemitter, so Zimmerman can’t get ridden of him

>>223892376
That idea is not really all that unbelievable.

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>>223892669
No

Why didn't Sisco just rape Dukat, and established domination?

>>223896304
I still don't get this joke.

>>223892861
When will he get his chance???

>>223896309
You can't rape the willing. Also he was already dominant

>>223893764
She and Picard both have big noses.

>>223896324
The joke is he's faceblind

>>223895845
>This is essentially the only video she's done on star trek or any entertainment media.
>She is a science (physics) youtuber.
I know, but she's still very clearly a real fan of Trek and TNG in particular, and she perfectly describes Picard in ways that other fan circles would dismiss as nonsense.

>Archer’s going kamikaze

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>>223896583
TrekBBS boomers loved that Picard depicted a cruel and indifferent future

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>>223896860

Stop forcing nutrek discussion. I know who the fuck you are. You're really annoying.

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>>223897083
Which poopschizo am I?

ENT showing bodies fly out of ships when there’s a breach is kinda grotesque tbqh.

>>223897083
>You're really annoying.
Annoying like Sylvia Tilly annoying, with her relentless optimism, or annoying like Darem Reymi, who is a glitter vomiting Khionian bitch who can't eat bananas? (Which is annoying because bananas are based)

>>223897112
The answer is yes btw.

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>>223897112
>Which poopschizo am I?
Beefers.

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>>223897300

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This guy was Barbara Eden's first husband and the father of her only son.

>>223897604
But he didn't speak Arabic so they ended up with Barbara Eden speaking Persian in the pilot of I Dream of Jeannie

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>>223897604

I got to the Voyager episode where they show the navigatiors on Sulu's ship sitting in basic ass rolling office chairs 2 inches from falling off the ledge

>T’Pol’s shower fucking was just a withdrawal dream
GAAAAAAAAAAY

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>>223897640
Yup

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>>223897737
Poor you.

>>223897714
I'll bet you thought movies and TV were real, didn't you?

according to this episode Janice Rand became a Commander lmao sure, sure

>>223895845
>only very marginally less shit than season 2 and 1
I think that's why so many fans got duped by it.

I don't know whats more annoying, casuals stereotyping Kirk as Womanizer McFistfight or casuals stereotyping Picard as Earl Grey Facepalm-Datalover.

>>223898123
Picard viewed Data as a computer, which it is.

>>223898123
at least the Picard memes are based off the actual show and not an SNL skit

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Izzat and Jugaad at Hyderabad

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>her only son.
>>223897604
Died of a drug overdose at age 35.

>>223898162
Surprised to find that actor is a negro.

>>223898134
>bruce maddox is in the thread

What's the most brutal star trek redpill?

star trek sex with david corwin

>>223897300
Excuse me, I'm not a gap toothed whore

>>223898196
Divorce does that to some children.

>>223897780
This was pretty racey even for 2004 prime time

>>223898138
SNL didn't exactly invent those memes either.

>>223898363
The Federation is run by a cabalé of evil admirals.

>>223898363
Green Picard's treatment by Ent-D's crew

>>223898363
The Miles O'Brian mind jail becoming standard practice.

>>223898263
never seen a filmography like his. oscar nom for leading role in 1973 followed by 40 years of tv and bit roles until he died.

>>223898363
The Federation can act noble and principled because they're always the strongest. Put them on even ground or weaker with their adversaries and their principles would be much more flexible.

>>223898774
this isn't a red pill this is a crutch hack screenwriters use because the premise of Star Trek is too hard for them to write stories in

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>>223898363
That all the ships’ computers are super sentient AIs capable of generating and maintaining an indefinite number of other sentient subroutines and nobody gives a rat’s ass, but because Data looks humanoid he’s somehow some sort of precious snowflake

troi losing her "powers" is the only decent acting sirtis did in her whole career

>>223898363
The majority of "Roddenberry's Vision" as it relates to TOS was a retcon.

>>223898363
Star Trek's lore isn't that important and was being retconned even when Trek was good.

>>223898363
That New Trek is better.

What the hell is going on in Janeway's holonovel. It has such sinister vibes but I only get to see 2 minutes of it at a time.

>>223898363
Worf was such a monumental faggot that he drove his brother to suicide.

Is this the greatest episode title

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>>223899230
Pict didn't go through for some reason

For the Episode is Rascals and I Have Touched Keiko

>>223899249
This sounds like some shit a faggot would say after fingering his asshole for the first time.

>>223898934
I've always accepted this. I feel like only star wars nerds are really obsessed with lore and canon.

>>223899056
>Worf please murder me.
>Ok lol.

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>>223892145
why do i get baited with these every single damn time

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>>223896226
yeah I loved that episode.

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>>223898363
The Metaluna saucer looks almost identical to the upper portion of the Enterprise 1701 saucer section.

Alright. watching Lower Decks Season 3 Episode 6: "Hear All, Trust Nothing."

>>223899362
I like having Lower Decks on while I dilate!

>>223890090
Why didn't you include this in your first post...
Previous >>223875156

?

>>223899305
>I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS BROTHER
>*forgets lol*

>>223899249
I am touching the sky constantly. So are you.

>>223898363
women.

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>>223898363

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Alright now this is awesome...

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vghhhh.....

Do not tell me there are Ferengi in the Delta Quadrant fuck offfff

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Do they ever explain why TNG and DS9 uniforms co-exist? It's like only people on that shithole station and the Enterprise E crew got the new uniforms.

gonna be honest, I thought Tendi was a slime girl before I watched Lower Decks.

>>223899820
One is used by people on star ships and one is worn by people on stations is an explanation I read once. They obviously didn't stick to that but it was the original concept

>>223899808
Everyone's in the Delta Quadrant

>>223899874
It's funny how this seemed like perfectly fine reasoning behind it for like two years and then Voyager happened

>>223899808
greedy greedy greedy

Actors must really love getting to be Ferengis

how in the hell did obrien marry keiko before telling her his mother cooked with real meat?

Watched the first half of TAS last night and having a great time. Next half tonight.

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>>223899362
>watching Lower Decks

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>>223900520
yes!

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>>223900520
aww yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYaLi_K38lw

>>223900551
This guy is cool. It’s nice that even in the stiffly animated production, they took advantage of the medium to give us more out there aliens and locations.
The backup communications officer who purrs every other sentence is trying her hardest to convert me into a furry…
>>223900580
I’m watching it right after TOS (my first Trek) and I was shocked how authentic it all feels to the original. The biggest change is actually the shorter run time, which sometimes works in an episode’s favor. Thusfar, no stinkers, my least favorite episode is Tribbles II for being a bit derivative. I enjoyed Mudd III though, based character. Yesteryear is the best so far but I’m a bit biased on the Spock wank. The excitement is building for the movies next… Trek is so comfy.

>B'Elanna is having such good sex dreams she stops showing up to work
dumb gay episode

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>>223900665
TAS is criminally underrated. Probably for the simple fact that it's animation. I get that it's jarring to move from live action to animation but I wish more people would take it at face value.

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>>223892330
How long till we get gay Spock/Kirk AI slop porn? It's the origin of slash fiction anyway.

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I think I downloaded the wrong Star Trek.

>>223900734
I take it back this episode was kinda neat

>>223891176
She was the only character taking it seriously

Everyone else, especially The Doctor, was an unfunny sad joke

>>223900756
I’m sure it already exists somewhere

>Xindi reptilians are into tanning
Ebbin

>Sphere exhaust vent
Just two meters wide, I'm sure.

>Hoshi getting strapped to the rape chair
Aww yeah

>>223897753
I can't imagine how happy that guy was to give her a baby.

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Tonight's episode "The Gamesters of Triskelion" must have me in a gambling mood, because I've been busy all day and now I've got one more thing to do before I can even start the episode. I don't normally like to make these posts unless I'm starting the episode, but this is a serious desperation move to remain Daily. I'll see you when Landru wills it.

>>223900538
Double Yes.

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>>223902070
Double fag

star trek sex with tom and harry

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the trouble with trilbies

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>>223902571

>Enterprise season 3 ends with a time-travel cliffhanger
Everyone involved with Enterprise was a complete fucking retard who can't shit straight.

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Have you beamed down your captain yet? Haven't seen him lol

LoloLol it's the meme with Archer and the Nazi.

>Tom Paris is directing episodes now
also in this episode I noticed Merri Howard's credit changed to include the middle initial D. Curious

An alien in an SS uniform is pretty great tbqh.

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>>223896948
This is literally one of the most retarded things I've ever read and totally misrepresents everything Trek stands for.
>can only come up with word salad to defend this position, that fails to actually communicate any noteworthy or net positives from anything released post Trek '09
>"You can't follow traditional formulas and do something new at the same time... BECAUSE YOU JUST CAN'T!! OKAY!!"

>>223893144
I tried watching one episode of Discovery and couldn't even finish the first one. How do you do it?

>>223898774
Am I wrong or is Riker quite prone to break with the slightest pressure amount?

hot take: star trek is a niche franchise

>>223903482
have you even seen "Frame of Mind"?

Star Trek Enterprise was a great show and the opening to the episode, "In a Mirror Darkly," is one of the best in all of Star Trek

>>223903630
I just started watching it semi-recently. I never gave it a chance before, only watching through all classic Trek a couple times--I think it might be my favorite series of the entire Rick Berman era.
I'm still on the first season, but my favorite episode so far is the one with the Andorians holding those Vulcan monks hostage, when it turns out their monastery is actually a surveillance station. Unbelievable. I always knew the Vulcans were full of shit.

>>223890199
Is this the first time he has been defeated?

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I've finished the first season of DS9 Laserdisc HD. Some of episodes were done 3 times over due to modifying workflows, but I think it turned out pretty well. A few of the later episodes in the season were pretty shit source quality with blurry scenes which is unfortunate. I think the quality of the LD and DVD improve as the series goes on though.

I'll be putting up a torrent within the next few days, and will continue to upscale and release season by season.

https://fileditchalbums.st/wmw5sq9t73

>>223902038
This is the episode I always associate the Danger theme with, even more than Arena, because of this classic Simpsons scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPlLLqkM3XU
The episode's plot can be summed up as "waiting for the situation to be fully explained, waiting for the Enterprise to show up, Three Glowing Brains in a Glass Dome, Kirk's epic three-on-one fight, and a bittersweet goodbye." This feels like a season 1 script that got held over, even though I know that's now how the production timeline for the show works. I mean that in a complimentary way, the tone of every scene feels like what it would've been like if Scotty & Uhura were written as real people that early on. Even Chekov's comedic scene with Tamoon has that same quality to it. I keep wanting to call it innocence, naivete, or amatuerish, but none of those feel right. Fresh feels close but still not right, I just can't place it.
It's most obvious with Kirk's two big speeches: the one he has with Shahna on their hike through the ruins outside the arena (about Space Travel, Freedom, & Love), and the one with the Providers where he preys upon their petty vices of Greed & Vanity to set up his wager for all the Thralls. I really liked the reveal of the Provider's true appearance, it's novel that such a powerful trio are simply one of the intervening stages between Man & Organian. Beings of pure thought still stuck in a fleshy prison, their intellect (as Kirk himself says) wasted on gambling with Quatloos they'll never be able to spend just for the pride of having defeated their fellows. It's such an out-there idea that it doesn't even map as a satire of capitalism.
The Enterprise half of the story is decent but could be a little stronger. Obviously not a real mutiny, but maybe a scene with Bones & Scotty having some words without Spock between them. Though they're both very straightforward men, so I couldn't imagine what they'd say to eachother that they wouldn't confront Spock with.

>>223904089
I've never seen it look so clean before. Wow. Amazing.

>>223890754
>God Voyager is frustrating

FTFY

>>223890868
They canonically fuck during this period of exile, it occurs off screen naturally. And it's hot and yes the monkey watches.

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>>223890754
>Ensign, I notice you reserved 3 hours of Holodeck time for "Futanari Sengoku Conquest." That program can be completed in 2. I will ask that you utilize ship's resources more efficiently.

>>223904535
KEK

>>223898363
Sisko never experienced any reckoning for tricking the Romulans into the Dominion War. Always infuriated me

>>223898363
PIC says transporters use MP3 compression, replacing the unused white noise in your DNA with generic data that's used for everybody.

>>223892145
Unnatural selection really shows why Pulaski is a terrible person and character. She risked the entire violated quarantine and put the entire ship in danger because of her feelings

>>223898363
Aliens have comfy dei positions in the federation while humans are sent out to colonize shithole planets and fight the borg. Humans are slaves in the federation

You, a 21st century, 4chan-reading dweeb, have now materialised on the bridge of the Enterprise D. Everyone turns to you and Worf points a phaser at you and says "identify yourself". What happens next?

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>>223905459
I'd probably wave and go, 'woah heya' and look around the bridge smiling and nodding at random people while saying how much I like the lights and their uniforms or something

>>223904089
Thanks bro

>>223905139
that's incredibly retarded and not how star trek works

>>223904517
Not accurate. Voyager is actually great it's the Maquis that are retarded and frustrating but that also applies to DS9 and TNG

>>223906756
It amazes me how many episodes they dedicated to the Maquis when their cause was so uncompelling and in the end affected so little. They could at least have made them the catalyst that started the war between the Cardassians (and ultimately Dominion)

>>223906722
Nutrek writers always pat themselves on the back and huff their own farts, thinking they added a clever bit to "the lore" but it's just stupid as hell and is proof they don't watch any of this shit
How do they beam up an alien that the transporter isn't familiar with yet? Their "junk DNA" isn't on file yet. What about androids like Data?

>you VILL talk about ze nutrek

>Voyager goes back in time to 1996 and they're immediately cracking on people's clothing
How about you all shut the entire fuck up? You people are literally wearing bus seat jumpshits when you're not in uniform

>>223907101
Future clothes are /fa/ as fuck tho

>>223907235
Maybe if you're Ferengi

>>223907250
Quark had some snazzy outfits.

>>223905459
>"Say, Worf, eat any good books lately?"
>pretend to be a Q for about five minutes before I'm found out
>when they learn what era I'm from, tell them I don't want to go back because it's a shithole
>they find a way to send me back
>break down and confess that in my world, the Enterprise and its crew are fictional characters, beloved ones at that
>tell them I don't see any chance of our world becoming remotely like that of Trek
>our people celebrate the Federation and its values, but only as window dressing or worse, as a product to sell
>why build replicators and holodecks when internet porn and tiktok are enough to keep the people pacified?
>Picard gives me a speech on the importance of living in alignment with your values, regardless of what society at large is doing
>they send me back
>kill myself a year later

>VOY time travel episode is a 2 parter
ugh, why? this story blows.

>>223907444
Imagine how much money they saved on it.

>>223907444
You blow, faggot.

Explain to me how a guy with a 1996 computer downloaded the entire Doctor program

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>>223907809
It's probably because of how Kino EMH's face looks.

Speaking of The Doctor why did they do that plot where he basically loses half his memories and reset his personality? It seems kinda pointless so far.

>>223907809
He spent 30 years reverse engineer 29th century technology (Braxton crashed in 1967). That's enough time to learn a thing or two how future tech works.

>>223907890
I guess I'd have to know how much a "gigaquad" is in MB to decide how retarded this specific aspect of the episode is.

>>223907809
a very large zfs array
star fleet still uses zfs in the future, naturally

>>223907934
>how much a "gigaquad" is in MB
No idea, but it sounds like a lot:
The fictional EMH in The Doctor's holonovel Photons Be Free had 50 gigaquads of memory devoted to music, 42 gigaquads for daydreams and another 10 gigaquads for expanding his sexuality. (VOY: "Author, Author")

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>Next episode synopsis says Q marries Janeway
Uggggggggghhhh this has been such an abysmal stretch of episodes

>>223910076
Q episodes are great

>>223910090
No they aren't. Q was made to be a foil to Picard. And outside that context I don't give a flying fuck about this character in and of himself and I hate them trying to make him a thing.

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>everything that happened in TNG was just Q playing with Picard and the boys

>>223910076
Yeah but you get a Suzie Q

>>223910212
I loved that movie when I was a kid

Ok the puppy in this episode is actually adorable. Thank you puppy for giving me strength

>>223907934
>>223908099
It's a billion trillion MB.

>ENT supposedly ends the Temporal Cold War finally
Maybe if they'd ended it earlier the show would've survived. Nah.

>>223910212
oh suzie q
baby i love you
my suzie q

>>223910118
Q and Janeway are a better odd couple than Q and Picard. Don't @ me

>>223910404
No they aren't. Janeway and Q is boring because she actually unironically entertains his bullshit because she has a sense of humor and will go with the flow. Picard doesn't and that's why his relationship with Q is actually interesting.

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>>223907890
Starling is such a great spoof of Steve Jobs and the satire is still relevant today with the Elon Musk generation of techbros. I'm surprised the woke-trek people haven't talked about it.

I think what I hate so much about this is that in TNG Picard was actually pissed off at Q interrupting their mission and had to be dragged into Q bullshit basically with a gun to his head. Of course the interactions got more lower stakes over time but Picard had set the tone for how he was going to deal with Q that made Q understandably kind of fixated on him to the point where he even went after Picard's sloppy seconds. Now in Voyager they're just like "oh boy now's our turn to have one of these "Q encounters" I've heard so much about!"

It's gay as fuck