>>223908122
>be on an island
>have food/water sources
>have renewable weapons (eg a bat), not guns

>>223908243
they will eventually walk across the oceans or form giant zombie garbage islands like that one show

>>223908268
Wouldn't they just get stuck? The ocean is hardly flat.
>>223908122
Depends if they're slow as shit like in the Walking dead then use the Project Zomboid strategy of getting a big horde and light it on fire

Be an American living in the south.

Sports will be formed around gunning down zombies.

>>223908268
Sounds awesome what show?

Just go north til it gets cold enough to freeze them
You also get some eskeemo pussy for the trouble.

>>223908346
It would take years/decades by pure chance and assuming they don't all get eaten by fish or decayed by currents but it would be a real threat. The george romero movie where a zombie is holding a gun in his hand has them slowly walking across the bottoms of bodies of water too

>>223908122
Kill every uninfected human you find, since man is the real danger in zombie apocalypses.

>>223908480
>The george romero movie where a zombie is holding a gun in his hand has them slowly walking across the bottoms of bodies of water too
Even such small bodies of water have very deep crevasses which you could not get out of. Trenches could deal with most slow moving zombies even without the horrific conditions of water

>>223908480
>but it would be a real threat
Lmao no it wouldn't

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>>223908122
Consult the guide and stock up on .22

>>223908122
You need an isolated self sufficient, self sustainable environment, the right crew and to have the tools to control and account for variables to reduce risks and even then the specific zombie scenario could fuck you over if you are not privy on how the plague itself works. Like, can zombies run? can they self actualize and learn? does the virus require to be bitten? can rats and other vermin be carriers, how long do the undead last? All that kind of stuff.

You´d also need rational people and absolute cooperation. The reason most people die on zombie movies or even horror movies in general is because of idiot plot mechanics. People are unreasonably dumbed down to make poor choices like going to pee alone on unknown areas or hiding their wounds or other information from fellow survivors.

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webm related

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>>223908122
Survive? I’d rather go out with a bang

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>>223908692
As long as they are not sprinters or anything worse. You can fuck all the undead pussy you want

>>223909055
Based zussy anon

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>>223908122

Fap fantasy for libertarian weirdos and bitter nerds who like to their horror movie trivia would save them and the people who bullied them in school would all get eaten.

There's no reason to think they'd be like the movies, eg why would headshots be so effective if their brains are mostly nonfunctional? Who is to say that whatever unholy energy or weird chemical is keeping them going wouldn't require a full cremation or alternate means of disposal?

Sure, plenty of normies would get wrecked trying to film the zombies to go viral or insist on going to work, but I think the people who survive will be those with communities around them and connections. Like if you have an uncle with a big farm in the country or you have two kids who were both in the military etc.

>>223909130
if you dont already live in a self-sustaining region or island, you are already dead.

as soon as the panic starts, a million people will try to take the same freeway as you. it will be a traffic jam that never ends. assuming some slowly moving zombie horde doesnt get you, exposure and dehydration, and other humans trying to loot your supplies, will.

the zombies are merely a "slightly inconvenient" backdrop to the complete unraveling of modern society.
and even if you by some miracle make it out of the urban areas with enough supplies, why the fuck would the people already living in the "safe zones" allow you to move there and eat all their food? every island or rural hamlet would become a fortress, either shooting every refugee on sight, or already overrun by plundering refugees and/or zombies.

the people with the best chance of surviving are insular close knit communities with access to weapons.

everyone in the cities/suburbs are toast. might as well rape the hottest girl you can find before you die.

>>223908243
>DUUUUHH I'd just magically live in a perfectly insulated environment with everything I need when the zombie outbreak happens
This is some seriously low IQ behavior to be completely incapable of taking a hypothetical scenario and applying a realistic strategy to your own life. How will you get to an island? You've never traveled to an island by yourself. Do you have a boat? How will you collect enough resources to last?

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>>223909055

>04/28/09

God I miss this era of 4chan. The sense of fun and breaking social norms. It just feels like a sad shadow of its former self these days, a honeypot with a bunch of tired old 40 year old regulars where you keep seeing the same writing styles and opinions over and over.

>>223909511
>The sense of fun and breaking social norms.
I think you're just old because they are still broken here.

>>223909511
I’m a relatively new fag but even im depressed how much this site is taken over by bots, tranny posting, and Jew posting.

>>223909630
>Jew posting
Huh?

>>223909671
Jews are shit and all, but every damn thread is just whining about it.

If COVID taught us anything it’s that people will do what they’re told and not ask questions. Which, in a zombie apocalypse is a good thing. Everyone would just quarantine while the military and police go around shooting zombies. And of course civilians would get out with their guns and go zombie hunting too. Then after two weeks all of the ones that weren’t shot would have starved and it’d be over. The only way zombies could cause an apocalypse is if the virus making them was spread through the air and it was so infectious basically everyone got it and the zombies never starve. In that case you’re screwed because society and infrastructure would collapse, even if you’re immune you’d eventually run out of resources to scavenge, or you’d accidentally get over while looking for more. Even if you’re fully self sufficient you’d be surrounded by a horde of millions of zombies that would slowly encircle you, the circle would get smaller and smaller and you’d eventually run out of ammo and be overwhelmed. That’s why you’d have to stay on the move, to avoid getting trapped and closed in on by staying in one place. But stay on the move and you will eventually make a mistake. The only real way to survive one would be being fully self sufficient including in ammo and guns somehow, and having enough people that you can survive and mow down the slowly encircling horde but idk how that could never happen. How do you have all that infrastructure and resources to sustain all those people in one place? You’d have to send parties out to get gather raw resources and raw materials and they’d eventually accidentally get infected and you’d run out of enough people to prevent form being eventually overwhelmed.

>>223909290
The problem with societal breakdown is that people become increasingly brutal just to survive, and when that happens the rape gangs form. And once they get the numbers of rapists, they start coming after the normalfag communities with lesser numbers. You can see a micro-version of this dynamic in real-life penitentiaries. Roving bands of rapists scurrying around.

Daughters, wives, weak males: all raped. You're going to have to rape or else you will be raped, Anon.

>>223909681
> Everyone would just quarantine while the military and police go around shooting zombies. And of course civilians would get out with their guns and go zombie hunting too
If covid taught me anything it’s that the cops and military would be so busy trying to keep people inside and disarming them to prevent civilians from fighting zombies, the zombies would just waltz through town devouring everything

>>223909681
at least add some paragraphs and punctuation to your sperg ramble. I'm not mudding through all that shit

>>223909711
Perhaps. But if a zombie virus was real at least then the police and military would actually have something to do and would probably be too busy shooting zombies to harass and lockdown people.

>>223908453
I don't know, but I been told
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold

>>223908268
>>223908346
>>223908480
>>223908588
>>223908611
Zombies would float as they are decomposing

>>223909678
Why not jist filter the word jew?

>>223910606
Then the site would be empty

>>223908692
How many women would be fucking zombie cock?

>>223909511
you'd miss everything. the internet was a free for all back then. even reddit was wild early on

>>223909055
you can create this entire thing now with ai

Imagine if that anon knew that his porn masterpiece can be made real now

>>223910635
More than you'd imagine, less than you'd hope

>>223909055
I can recreate this story with my sex doll right now.

>>223909322
>This is some seriously low IQ behavior to be completely incapable of taking a hypothetical scenario and applying a realistic strategy to your own life. How will you get to an island? You've never traveled to an island by yourself. Do you have a boat? How will you collect enough resources to last?
LMAO bugman cityfag seething not everyone lives in a human hive like him.
Yes bugman, you would die pretty much instantly. You'd walk outside your 4 cu ft apartment in the heckin walkable city you pay 5k/mo for and get mauled by nigger crackhead fentanyl zombies. But my family and I would be fine.

>>223909691
Sigh...everywhere I go, I must rape. Such a vicious cycle.

>>223908428
It was taken from a jew writers book about the zombie apocalypse.

>>223910634
Value your time better faggot

>>223908122
head to the pub, grab a pint, and wait for it all to blow over

>>223908268
>they will eventually walk across the oceans
Let's consider that option for a moment:

Consider a circular island, with radius r, in the center of a circular lake, with radius R, shambling at a constant speed, v, and changing direction every t seconds. Assuming the zombie always walks back into the lake when they leave the water. The time for the zombie to random walk its way to the island is:
T = ((ln(R/r)-1)*R^2 - r^2)/(2v^2t)

Suppose a zombie shambling at 1 kph, changing direction randomly every 60 seconds that they do not see a human. They stand at the edge of a 10 km wide lake, and start wandering vaguely in the direction of a 1 km wide island at the center. It'd take 23 weeks, almost half a year, for them to randomly make their way to the island.

Now take the same zombie and scale everything up by a factor of 10 (a 10 km wide island in a 100 km wide lake); even though the ratio doesn't change, it scales the ten like a factor of 10^2 - it now takes 44 years for that zombie to randomly find you. Scale it up another factor of ten, it now takes 4400 years. And all this is assuming that nothing happens to the zombie at any point during any of this - it doesn't keep decaying, nothing under the water nibbles on it or rips it apart, it doesn't get stuck in any kind of trench, etc.

>>223911480
except there are 8 billion zombies

>>223908122
Live up on one of those huge plateaus, collapse any rampways up, and be forever out of reach of zombies.

>>223911480
>>223911622
Water pressure takes care of all of them and the ocean isnt a giant bowl either.

>>223908122
Go north where it’s cold or the top of a mountain and zombies freeze solid, zombies don’t produce body heat. Other option is in the Grand Canyon. Zombies will splatter from falling off the edge or they’ll dry out in the desert and you’ll have water down there.

>>223911622
And?

>>223908122
Mordenkainen's Magnificent Mansion

>>223912230
>half to recast every 24 hours

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>>223908122
Live in an urban fortress and put Christmas lights in my windows as a signal to survivors obviously

>>223908122
>Be in good shape (cardio cardio cardio)
>tight clothing
>short hair
>be armed with some sort of blunt heavy weapon with some reach and practice with it

>>223909130
It's not their whole brain that's non functional just the higher brain that makes you human. The cerebellum and nerve stem still function otherwise it wouldn't be able to move and see.

>>223908122
live on a submarine

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>>223908122
yo ho, yo ho!
a pirate's life for me!

>unrestricted fishing
>safe travel (from zombies)
>already have everything with you
>more people = more hands on deck, whole is greater than the sum rather than weakest link issues on land
>honor your ancestors sailing the high seas and taking what you can through force and guile

>>223908122
Having a mid-sized sailboat floating off the coast with a trailer appended is still the best strategy by far to survive the first few months

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>>223908122
Get one of these and a pallet of ammo

>>223909322
i own a boat, live a minute's walk from the marina and know of a dozen islands within a day's sailing. The real problem is getting your supplies there and avoiding every other faggot with the same idea, that and monsoon season will wreck me.

>>223908122
Finding a panicked and desperate woman. Offering her safe harbor and bringing her with you to whatever safe house for fucks sake.

>>223912437
you'd have to clear the floors one by one though like in that korean super power zombie tv show

>>223914080
>monsoon
lmao this nigga really live in the tropical pacific

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Stay with Carol.

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>>223914166
we'll see who's laughing when you have to survive winter

>>223914706
lmao calm down Mundiya no one is trying to take your betel nut bro

>>223914080
>>223914310
>>223914331
It's hard to know what sort of people will be competing for the best spots. Will people collaborate or will they take out the competition for their supplies. One thing TWD got right was reverting back to tribalism. Thats your best bet to survive.

realistically getting a group of around a dozen people I can trust and getting as far away from major population centers as possible is essential. The main issue is that I live in the UK, so I'd essentially be fucked in this regard, there's basically nowhere you can go where you're not guaranteed to run into either zombies or worse, other survivors.

>>223915641
I think in your situation you’d have a lot bigger problems to deal with than a zombie apocalypse. Such as being brit**sh

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Why don't they ever try to have sex with the zombies to appease them?

>>223915945
If I wanted to have sex with a rotten smelly bloated corpse I’d go call yo mama

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>>223911132

Live in America
The moment the emergency news comes out saying "shoot them in the head."
You'd have like 80 million armed Americans shooting zombies.

>>223909711
>>223909834
This happened in the original Dawn of the Dead
>>223912437
How fucked would you be if that actually attracted the zombies though, I wouldn't risk it.
>>223914059
Kino
>>223916183
The issue with that is you are expecting people not to panic and blast their postman who has a limp.

>>223916183
this would lead to more people shooting fellow human beings than actual zombies btw

>>223909322
I can get to an island in less than a half hour.

>>223916183
This. There’s been war games ran by the pentagon for scenarios where the whole world turns on America, much less a zombie outbreak. There are over 500 billion guns in America alone. That is larger than the entire world’s militaries combined x10. America also has over 300 million McDonalds franchises with their own processing plants. JUST McDonalds not even counting Burger King or Taco Bell. The very millisecond that America chooses to or announces the “go order” every Bubba and Jamal in the entire North American continent would descend upon the world in a blaze of fury. Europeans would be processed into American hamburgers by noon that day. China would be sausage links by 3pm and the rest of the world would crumble from the instability of American hegemony insulating itself and would be economically crippled from the mass of burger meat entering the global market and crashing the beef prices to $0. Yeah Zero with a Z… If the world doesn’t even stand a chance, then a few zombies wouldn’t even be a wingless mosquito to America.

>>223916729
You are currently getting clapped by goat fuckers for the record

>>223916762
The second America decides to go Beast Mode there won’t even be any goats to fuck

Zombies should be easy to deter, hold back, defend against and fight. The problem is the infection. One bite or scratch and you're done, so just wear protective clothing of course. Except in the initial hours and days people won't be doing that so will spread it.

>>223916930
>zombie pins you down a rapes you
Now what, Rambo?

>>223909711
Fact. There would actually be three potential enemies: zombies, jews/military/government trying to disarm you, and fellow survivors.

Just go live on Mars. No zombies there.

>>223908122
use heavy machinery to dig trenches and giant pits and purge the pits often with fire once sufficiently full of zombos.

live in a skyscraper.

>>223909238
the real answer is that a zombie apocalypse is an unrealistic scenario (in the US) because there are more guns than people and between the cultural knowledge of zombie movies existing and how easily information is disseminated now that unless corpses literally pop out of graves and are indestructible zombies would be getting blasted faster than people turn.

The rest of the world, like Europe or whatever, is fucked.

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>>223919543
What if the zombies are smart

>>223908122
Waiting it out.

>>223919563
>crossed
>>>/co/
>>>/trash/
back to your containment board

the crossed are the batman of zombies and are unbeatable because that's how they're written.

>>223910736
post your island view or shut the fuck up you stupid faggot

Get to a castle. My country is full of them and they're zombie-proof.

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>Equip mid-length polearm
>Equip goalie armor/HEMA armor/leather gloves/multiple layers of thick clothing
>Abuse chokepoints to make piles of ex-zombies

Stock up on garlic. Zombies are allergic to garlic.

>>223919815
no
they are not

>>223908122
>What is the best strategy for surviving a zombie apocalypse?
to be ready before it happens
the key is to kill as many as you can because the results are exponentially less zombies
or
if you think people are the problem you just let them live and hide out in the attic of a food store

also a 2 story house with a wooden staricase you can remove is a good choice

>>223914310
>>223908243
literal dayz noob strategy your can of beans is forfeit.
enjoy dying of hypothermia soaking wet with no food surrounded by brine on a fucking island at the end of the world, idiot

>>223909238
>as soon as the panic starts, a million people will try to take the same freeway as you. it will be a traffic jam that never ends.
2 weeks in assuming we already got tonnes of food I would go tio the highway and take vehiclee one after another

>>223908663
People forget that "apocalypse" implies that the threat is serious enough that it wiped out the vast majority of life on earth. If it's as easy as "hunker down in a cabin in the woods" don't you think a huge amount of people would probably make it out okay? In the event of an actual societal collapse and mass extinction event I want to be in the first wave.

>>223909681
>If COVID taught us anything it’s that people will do what they’re told and not ask questions. Which, in a zombie apocalypse is a good thing.
wrong
people will break all belief in authority if a zombie virus or regular plague wipes out half the world

all psychos will get put down the second they bring bs

>>223909711
>If covid taught me anything it’s that the cops and military would be so busy trying to keep people inside and disarming them to prevent civilians from fighting zombies, the zombies would just waltz through town devouring everything
that will occur months into it
initially they would just pick a couple of cities to try to save

once niggers light fires its over

>>223911132
>head to the pub, grab a pint, and wait for it all to blow over

THERES A FUCKING KATANA AT THE LOCAL PORNO SHOP
LETS GO GET IT

>>223913744
>Resident Evil zombie whale fucks your shit up on the open water

>>223916529
>this would lead to more people shooting fellow human beings than actual zombies btw
well only about 13% of the population will be shot at

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>>223908122
>isolated for >10k years
>supported population between 5k-10k
>on first contact Europeans noted Tasmanian aboriginals weren't interested in anything they tried to trade them for because every need of theirs was met
chill out in Tasmania with the mutant bogans that dwell there

>>223908268
Zombies can't swim and they can't walk underwater either.

Anyone on an island would be safe.

>>223920670
>save cities
zero purpose in saving cities.
the logistical needs of a mega city always make it the absolute worst thing to protect.
just one thing going bad, one, and now you've got numerous hundreds of thousands to millions of people ready to just kill eachother.

resources would always be better spent protecting moderate/rural areas that have some level of sustainability on their own.

>>223910586
yes
-a skeleton would sink as the water easily moves through it's ribcage and around it's thin dense body parts (but this also means it likely wouldn't be able to walk once it hit the bottom)
-a zombie has buoyancy, it would not be able to keep itself on the bottom to walk and it would also not have the intelligence and motor skills to swim.

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>>223908122
zombieface

>>223920361
yes
they are too

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>>223908122
Listen. And that's what no one did.

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>>223908122
Avoid zombies at all cost but carry a spear, melee weapon, leather gloves, and a gas mask with thick clothing. Organize survivors and stack supplies.

The real problem is boredom. Like holy shit after a year of no people, or the same small group of people, and NO internet, your gonna wanna off yourself. Actual preppers should be hoarding a bunch of ebook/kindle devices and ways to charge them and shit like that, desks of cards, board games, anything that doesn't need electricity

>>223908122
Sit at home for 24 hours while the army kills them off. Zombies are the equivalent of obese people.

>>223920361
>Zombie garlic allergy is a condition in which zombies experience an adverse reaction when exposed to garlic. The reaction can occur when garlic comes into direct contact with their skin or when they are exposed to its strong odor. Unlike ordinary irritation in humans, this response can be much more severe in zombies because their bodies are already decomposing and may be unusually sensitive to certain chemicals. Common symptoms include skin irritation, sudden muscle spasms, difficulty moving, and an intense urge to move away from the source of exposure.

>When garlic touches a zombie's skin, the affected area may become darker, more irritated, and increasingly damaged. In some cases, the zombie may experience burning sensations, blistering, or a breakdown of already weakened tissue. These symptoms may develop quickly, depending on the amount of garlic involved and how long the zombie remains exposed. Although the exact cause is unknown, one possible explanation is that compounds in garlic interfere with the processes that help maintain the remaining structure of the zombie's body.

>Garlic odor can also trigger a noticeable reaction, even without direct contact. Exposed zombies may wrinkle their noses, recoil, groan, or attempt to escape the area. More sensitive individuals may experience loss of coordination, involuntary movements, and temporary difficulty walking. These reactions suggest that garlic sensitivity may affect both the zombie's sensory system and its ability to control movement.

>The severity of the condition varies between individuals. Zombies with less advanced decomposition may show relatively mild symptoms, such as discomfort and avoidance behavior. Those with more extensive tissue damage may develop stronger reactions, including severe skin deterioration and an inability to move normally. Repeated exposure may worsen these symptoms, although the long-term effects have not been established.

>>223908122
Oil riggg

>magic sprinters
you're fucked
>magic shamblers
need to be very careful
>sprinters that die within a week
need to be very careful
>shamblers that die within a week
party time, go crazy

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>>223908122
Hunker down and ride it out instead of fleeing and getting stuck in traffic on the highway along with everyone else

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>>223908122

I'd steal a week or two worth of supplies and camp out on top of the nearby liquor store. It would be just my luck to get one of the super mega doomsday events where two weeks of starvation and government action wouldn't take care of that mess.

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You stand there calmly as the forces of evil thrash around you. Your presence in God's power will drive the zombie hoard away with it's blinding light.

>>223921480
They're not because zombies have limitless stamina.

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>>223914310
>round island
>clearly not round

>>223908122
if it's the lame "realistic" zombies you just wait a few months and they're no longer a threat because they rot. if it's just immortal people walking/running around and trying to eat you, just fucking kill yourself at that point.

>>223908122
shid yourself

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Capture a couple and try to find out the most efficient way to kill them.

>>223908122
>build series of walls and ditches between natural barriers in a series of rings around your settlement
>use drones to draw zombies away periodically
>make as little noise as possible
>install doors in all rooms that require fine motor control to use
>sweep homes once a day looking for those who've died and turned
>slowly whittle down the local undead population over years with minimal risk

>>223924340
Even in those "realistic" zombie stories it is explained that they decompose at a slower rate then normal corpses.

you just know there would be some evil fuckers who would justify killing the unbitten or uninfected to "mitigate risk"

>>223908122
Assuming classic romaro zombies thick leather full body armor, a sling shot, 22 rifle and a spear.
A human jaw is not going to get though proper leather and it's a whole lot more practical then somehow getting a full knights metal armor set from some museum. A thick bikers jacket. Real denim jeans, leather boots, leather gloves, and a helmet all secured with thick tape is probably enough to keep you safe from most classic zombies.
A sling shot can already crack a skull zombies are decomposing so their skull will be weaker. A simple sack of ball bearings or metal nuts is all you need.
When stopping power doesn't matter and shooting center mass is pointless a 22 rifle will be the best thing for accurate headshots, almost no recoil and you can carry hundreds of bullets at a time. Plus you'll need food and it'll be perfect for hunting small game
When you need to conserve a good ole knife on a stick will get rid of any stragglers coming your way.
Honestly the zombies are barely a problem compared to the possible break down of society. Learn to trap some squirrel and purify water.

>>223916183
>live in America
>outbreak begins
>media obfuscation about the situation, starting with a complete blackout then walking back to downplaying what it is when it’s too late
>major government officials already GTFO to their ethnic home countries and/or Israel, chain of command has to be re-established in the middle of a crisis
>no one except schizo preppers realize what is going on, large swathes of people taken by surprise
>people start waking up to the danger via internet, immediately go full Katrina looter shooter mode
>government starts trying to disarm the populace because of the massive amount of gun violence happening even in uninfected portions of the country, usually with a racial tinge, and sick people and druggies getting mistaken for zombies
>government forces now facing multiple fronts vs militias, vigilantes, defectors, and the zombies
>throw in sporadic outcroppings of apocalypse cultists, infected rights activists, foreign agents, anti-government conspiracy theorists, and demoralized people with guns, and the entire country looks like a hellscape even without zombies
GG we defeated ourselves

>>223924936
>media obfuscation
>no one except schizo preppers realize what is going on
What are you, 50? Teenagers in Chicago can organise a looting rampage in under 2 hours and report a murder to over 10,000 people less than 20 minutes after it happened. The internet is going to be so full of corroborating evidence that even your 80 year old grandmother will know about it before her next meal time.

>>223925081
Yes I’m sure everyone will believe that the zombie apocalypse is upon them
>what is this a Halloween prank? Advertising?
>damn liberals doing more stupid bullshit for election season
>niggers will really come up with any excuse to loot shit won’t they
>this is just more dehumanizing propaganda from the chuds, “zombies” are clearly meant to be non-straight white males
>nothing ever happens
>I SAW A ZOMBIE FLY OVER MY HOUSE
>more sensationalism, probably just some idiots on bath salts again
>ayooooo we zombiemaxxing in this B :skull::skull:

>>223908122
Clear out a small but solid 8 unit condo building in Florida. Fortify it, and live in the upstairs units. Bust door ways into the walls, and use each condo for its own purpose (gardening, crafting, living ect.)

If you're lucky, the condo will be by a canal and you can even fish in relative safety.

>>223925517
Oh and I almost forgot
>the government isn’t saying anything about this, probably not a big deal

>>223925634
Honestly, I think the government broadcasting advice and updates would just cause more people to doubt it. Nobody believes the government anymore. The government NOT addressing it would cause way more buzz

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>>223925081
>The internet is going to be so full of corroborating evidence

For a zombiepocalypse to become an actual danger, you need 90% of the population to suddenly drop dead overnight and become zombies.

If it's a slowly spreading infection kinda thing dependent on zombie bites, humans will quickly take care of the problem.

>>223921471
Not the same, you'd be in "alert mode" 24/7. Plus, you'd have hunger and health problems that would drive you to go out and look for supplies. No time to get depressed.

>>223921882
The 28 Days Later zombies would be nearly world ending. Only a couple thousand people could probably survive till the end of that.

>>223908122
If it's anything like a regular pandemic, I guess your best bet is just waiting it out somewhere far away from major urban centers