post Malfoid / Draconia/Dracaena Malfoy content and fanfiction
https://x.com/Foyege24/status/2113944213499097218https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1792875607245139.webm
>>223913465
>>223913465normies love this shit me too
best Malfoid design. this is non-negotiable
I yearn.
>>223913614and they are in the right of course
>>223913614oh wow i wish i was a handsome male model and some stunning teenage blonde model would be obsessed in love with me and we would have a loving relationship and live happily ever after, oh and everyone else should also look like supermodels, thats really the core of my genius novel fantasy idea. i think i just revolutionized storytelling guys, we fucking struck gold with this one brownbros
>>223913842Harry looks like a girl.
>>223913843kek
>>223913900no no no you don't get it...> i wish i was a handsome male model and some stunning teenage blonde model would be obsessed in love with me and both of us are wizards and we can travel the world and have fun magical adventures.. fly on a broom all night long, see magical beasts, harass muggles with fun spells etc..now, that's the good life.
>Deh
>>>/trash/
I underestimated how big this Malfoid thing is on tiktok. I'm not letting my daughter out in a slightly sexualized English uniform for Halloween. Especially when this is her first Halloween without parental oversight. Some tough decisions ahead
>>223913900Handsome people should always stuck together
>>223914060She's gonna get Pottered, Anon
HBO show is DOA because they cast a boy instead of Malfoid
>>223914190That show's gonna get AI'd to hell and bac
>>223913545Green lace pantsu
>>2239134653d malfoid is disgusting
>>223914250Wroooong
>>223913840i still dont really like them in modern settings or clothes. hogwarts is just too comfy
>>223913614why is Harry a chad?
>>223913495>Cute Crabbe & GoyleNot only no but fuck no
>>223914287in that universe the testosterone that should have been in Malfoy's body went to Harry instead.
>>223914190Malfoid should legit be casted as an AI because she is too perfect. Or maybe cast a real actress but heavily modify her face make-up magic and post-processing.
>>223913495Not only based but redpilled
>Scared, Pottah?~
So are her entire family Malfoids?And that’s the only question and effort I will ever put towards this meme.
>>223913495damn gooks do it so well
>>223914384K-dramas cast beautiful people in everything. I don't know why the west can't figure out how to do this anymore
>>223913465Finally a containment threadBtw this doesn't fit this board. Fanfic isn't /tv/
>>223914418No, her name is still Malfoy as is her family, but she has an antagonistic relationship with Harry and he calls her Malfoid.
A CHALLENGER APPROACHES
>>223914267This is just Tom Felton with long hair
>>223914384casted in what?she will never be in anything made irl.it's AI all the way>>223914418ron the incel, called her malfoid when she called him a broke loser with no bitches.
>started out as a fun art trend with many artists contributing>now it's flooded with ai slop and faggots trying to attach it to their political ideology
>>223914473You know we recognize you, right?
High art malfoid is best malfiod and it's not even close
>>223914287He killed a 50 foot long snake with a sword at 12 years old, Conan bows in respect when Harry Potter walks by.
>>223914497I like this kinda complexion for her, Tilda Swinton so pale her features start to disappear style.
>>223914035>admins set the website to read only right as Malfoid was on top, so that all could bask in her gloryBASED gookmoot
>>223914287he should be a fun and quirky Chad at first.then a dark and brooding Chad in the second part
Why are her canines so big
>>223914473>>started out slop pushed by sea monkeys and now protected by hindu raperat mod
>>223914473tranny melty
>>223914296I like both Crabbe and Goyle as regulars boys and as girls. In the version(s) with girls Draconia is very very cute and her character is thougher with boys C&G, like in the version where she throws candies. When it comes to full movies and to a coherent story you're right, she needs to be tougher and meaner so we'd the regular C&G, because a too cutesy Draconia won't crédible as a Death Eater.
>>223913808
>>223914287because.
>>223914473The canon racist is racist? Shocking
>>223914473Yeah, it's total subhuman central. It's been a while since I've cringed so hard at a thing. It's incredible how quickly and thoroughly these mongoloids have made this shit completely unlikable and repulsive.
>>223914536Also if you get called a tranny by some malfoid nigger with an m at the end of his fn keep in mind you're talking to a genuine tranny beaner
>>223914536>>223914582>>223914585tranny balding
>>223914582>>223914585>xir posted from his computer and phone at the same time to pretend its not just himSad!
test
>>223913900This. It's genius, but it's also such a simple idea, if you think about it. It's honestly weird how nobody figured this out before.
>>223914597There's absolutely nothing more faggy than this shit. You human wastes are lower than poojeets.
Yeah I like totally agree with me I mean you
>>223914597>irelandWhere abouts? maybe we can meet up and talk about this unless youre a paki :)
>>223914645It is figured out. It's also all AI slop. Has it clicked yet that you're either a demented boomer or a poojeet?
NO NO NO
>>223914695
>>223914416you wish
>>223914711
>>223914687tranny still balding after 6 weeks lol
>>223913465a malfoid gf would unironically fix me and make life worth livingGIB MALFOID GF PLEASE GOD
>>223914687Now it is. It wasn't just a few months ago. Give me three movies with the theme you described. Your picture is obviously not it. That's something degenerate with nothing to do with Malfoid.
Why are blondes the natural top dogs in most girl kinos?>Legally Blonde>Mean Girls>Clueless>Obvious Margot Robbie in any movieYou barely see blondes take the supporting role in these movies
>>223914597>leftoids say it's the worst thing since Hitler>rightoids say it's singlehandedly saving western civilizationI think none of these people should ever be allowed to vote.
>>223914736>implyingYou need a lot of mental fortitude to handle a catty Gigastacey. Anon
any good fanfics besides the sorcerer's tsundere and the girl who noticed him?
>>223914759if harry potter (the abused child who spent his entire life before going to hogwarts without friends, living in a literal cupboard with his demented aunt and uncle and cunt of a cousin) can handle it i think i could tooplus, malfoid seems like the type who is genuinely caring and sweet underneath her harsh exterior, while also being protective and possessiveultimately you are probably right though, i'm not the kind of guy someone like malfoid would go for; i'm quiet, shy and not exactly a heroic living legend like harry potter
>>223913900>>223914473>>223914585>>223914597lmao imagine being this mad about a meme. which is your favorite?
>>223914537>I cannot believe people are actually just willingly jumping back onto the Harry Potter train as though the creator isn't comedically evil and transphobic,lmao. Ok whatevs
>>223914727
>>223914865I like my version more.
>>223914843Him being a hero is irrelevant, she becomes obsessed with him because he doesn't think much of her and doesn't tolerate her bs.She can't get under his skin, and that eats away at her
>>223914734Petra Parker has NO thematic or narrative qualities. With Malfoid, we're making fucking art here!
>>223914865I like number 5 the most. She looks both realistic and beautiful.
>>223914843I don't remember making this post...
>>223914935stacey malfoid is the most kino by far
>>223914865>which is your favorite?I like the one from that AI video where she's shopping for dresses while harry carries her thingsand I don't know but the voice she had in that video made my dick for some unknown reason that I can't explain...
>>223914843>'m quiet, shyi want you to understand it was love at first sight, and they first met in private.hagrid dropped harry off to buy school robes and he was being fitted next to malfoid. i want to remind you that harry, being an abused child, was malnourished and wearing ratty dirty old clothes that were too big for him. and he had broken glasses. malfoid saw THIS boy and instead of feeling disgust or superiority, she felt interest. enough interest to initiate conversation. she spoke of course of hating the common rabble and beasts like hagrid, and harry didnt like that. but she wasnt negative towards him. she then said goodbye and said theyd meet again in hogwarts.and yes this IS canon and this IS how they actually truly first met. they didnt meet in the train or at hogwarts. i'll remind you again that her eye is sharp and she instantly clocked ron as a weasley for his worn old robes and red hair. theres no way she would talk to harry and be NICE if she cared about his status or achievements.
>>223914965This one
>>223914916so you're saying there's a chance?now i just have to find an IRL malfoid (likely impossible)
>>223914977yeah, that oneand I love how her dress has one side open for her leg to be seenit's so hot
>>223914987Hard, but not impossible, just saying demeanor makes the difference
>>223914969>theres no way she would talk to harry and be NICE if she cared about his status or achievements.Depends on what she saw. If she clocked onto his scar, she would want to make a good impression on the famous Harry Potter. Otherwise, she's just a regular, if spoiled, 11 year old girl talking to a boy her age and hoping to make a friend. I'd much rather lean towards the latter interpretation.
>>223914843>>223914843>>223914843>>223914843>>223914843
mmmm.
>>223913465>/tv/-acceptable "harry potter general" being established before the december hbo premiereyou guys are pretty slick
I can't believe how good the technology has gotten. That combined with the whole Femdraco shipping thing is very impressive.https://youtu.be/IJhElxdJlXw
>>223914865Top left all the way. Bottom left is cute too, keep the rest.
>>223915049is that supposed to be luna?
>>223913495Kinda ruining the fantasy when the dark haired bitch mogs her
>>223914450Its a mystery how all these off topic threads are allowed to stay up to bump limit day after day despite being spammed and off topic
>>223915061that would be great
>>223914473>trying to attach it to their political ideologyanon, cmon.draco is an in-universe racist. and a gender swapped version is like that "white blonde trad wife running through wheat fields" thing. it was political since the beginning.
>>223915082you just have a goth fetish
>>223913495i fucking hate ai slop
>>223915049good one. Have a link with sound?
>>223915081I guess so, probably Slughorn's Christmas party
>>223914977>harry just forgets that he can levitate shitthis fucking kid lmao
>>223915049Wow, "her acting" is very good. I'm at a loss. Facepalming irl
>>223915049>>223914865Actual question, what should Goyle and Crabbe be in the new canon?All girls?Group of dorks or mean stacies?
>>223915124I wanna punch the black haired girl
>>223914977I like the others the guy has done too but this is the only webm I can find of it
>>223913465This forced redd8t meme is gayer than ponyfags, dumber than logposting. You should all legitimately kill yourselves.
>>223915107https://www.tiktok.com/@pyona.cinematic/video/7700267482111642901most of their videos are pure garbage so don't expect much.>>223915139I think it'd be weird if it was 2 dudes.
>>223915154reddit hates this retard
Would the concept lose its potency if she was just Draco's sister who got all his story beats?
>>223915139I don't think anyone but Malfoid should be a different gender. Malfoid should hang out with Pansy Parkinson and Daphne Greengrass, and Millicent Bulstrode is a loner because she's not pretty enough to be in their company. Crabbe and Goyle can remain as dumb thugs who she occasionally gets to do tasks for her because their fathers are her father's men, but she doesn't let them hang around with her.
>>223915139i think she'd be the head of a Slytherin girl group. i dont see a girl like Malfoid hanging around two big dumb dudes as her closest friends, and the idea that the Crabbe and Goyle families are somewhat servile to the Malfoy family is a bit flimsy to me. it makes a lot more sense for her to be the head of some other stacies but that opens up other problems within the story such as who's hair Harry and Ron use for the polyjuice potion. that can be written around so i think it should be stacies instead of Crabbe and Goyle. they dont really do anything else until they cast fiendfyre and die in it and anyone can do that
>>2239151592 retarded dudes?
>>223915139Crabbe and Goyle should remain boys. Daphne Greengrass and Pansy Parkinson can have expanded roles.
>>223915154How can something this benign trigger you this badly? I honestly don't understand why anyone is triggered by Malfoid. I wouldn't believe the amount of butthurt if I didn't see it myself.
>>223915154>tranny still melting
>>223915180the korean fanfic is like thatthe author created a character called karina malfoy and made draco her little brotherbut harry is like the classic korean MC, confident and straightforward and from the very beginning of the story (at the end of book 2), he was trying to make malfoy fall for him
>>223915180Yeah cos then you still have Draco there causing problems, and you'd always have to explain why she's being tasked with things like killing Dumbledore rather than him, when he'd clearly be the better choice seeing as he genuinely hates Potter.
>>223915173It’s pure redd8try loser. Kill yourself.
>>223915228Seething
>>223914969oh that's right, I remember that from reading drarry fics years ago>>223915013i'd give anything for a malfoid gf>>223915068i was waiting for someone to post an edit of that scene
>>223915188you'd let your daughter hang out if 2 big retarded dudes?then again... maybe it's ok in the UK
>>223914759The artist or account in this version? Does anyone know?
>>223915159>>223915139No need to gender swap anyone. Pansy Crabbe romance subplot is developing nowhttps://x.com/Jack_DeMonkey/status/2113951490368766125Just change it so Malfoid main friends are Pansy and Millicent, Crabbe and Goyle are still around but just act as muscle.
>>223914910My version.
>>223915267The tiktok account is in the webm, Anon
>>223915185Crabbe and Goyle should stay as dudes and be a "their families serve the bosses family so they're the bosses daughter's underlings" deal or something at least in the earlier years, primarily because of the polyjuice scene.
>>223915102Malfoid is plenty hot in most of these that video was just a bad example
>>223915185>who's hair Harry and Ron use for the polyjuice potionI'd have them still try and use Crabbe and Goyle because they don't realise that Malfoid wouldn't confide in them, but instead Hermione picks Pansy and gets the right hair, but Ron ends up with the cat hair and sits it out. After Harry gets told to fuck off, Hermione can confirm that Malfoid is not the heir in the Slytherin girls' dorm.>>223915290Or that.
>>223915154>>223915228
>>223915258>i'd give anything for a malfoid gfthen go and find her, anonbe a better version of yourself, so your future malfoid gf enjoys a good life with you
>>223915228it's just people getting oneshotted by AI. Everyone has a different weakness and enclave of /tv/ 4channers do too.
>>223915284isn't that just buffy?
>>223915306>oneshotted by AII dont know why the hell im seeing malfoid in totally unrelated threads, can you retards stick to one board
>>223915264My mind didn't immediately jump to Lucius' POV, I don't know man. Doesn't femcrabble and femgoyle introduce further rivalry or something
>>223915290this works>>223915299i like this one a bit more
>>223915316sorry officer, I've only posted stuff a few times over the course of a few weeks, but only in these threads
>>223915301nta, but for some of us its not possible. i am 36. the better version of me was dead by the time Half-Blood Prince was coming out
>>223915210There are reasons but explaining them simply will make me seem like a right-wing culture warrior.
>>223915078Lol. Facts.
>>223915228Then why are redditors seething and acking
>>223915282He looks british alright, but also an actual sub5 approaching a gigastacy. I just dont see how Malfoid would use these guys as muscle. Maybe they would act like orbiters trying to gain her attention but I doubt she would be so cowardly to ask two braindead idiots to do her dirty work.
>>223915049wtf is her problem?
>>223915301where do you even go to find a malfoid gf as a 28 year old virgin? england?
>>223915313Pretty much.
>>223915319I love these kind of pictures where Malfroid has a menacing aura, like you are entering the queen's lair.
>>223915352I wouldn't know, I'm not in depth with the reddit/ HP fandom>Why are YOU (me) seethingAll transformation shit is tranny-coded to me, I don't care for r63 or whatever. I guess you can claim it's alr universe because that is popular or whatever now
>>223915316I haven't seen malfoid anywhere outside HP threads, which is frankly weird given the insane popularity of the meme. 10 years ago a meme this big would trigger reaction images in most threads. Why you still find yourself fragile and triggered is a question you ought to ask yourself
>>223915348You can tell me. Heil Hitler.
How do you feel about Malfoid's love of chocolate frogs?
Not even a Harry potter fan but I love hot bitchy blondes so im in
>>223915392Everyone does
>>223915320well yeah, that's even better.Malfoid needs some bitches always talking shit around her so it's more difficult for her to interact with Potter.Ron and Hermione doing the same with Harry is good too.>>223915282that rugby player pulling that girl would be real magic.
>>223915354She's queen bee. She's too high class for dirty work.
>almost 4k art on boorus>people still spam uncanny valley AI goyslopShe looks like an anime girl like the real artists drew her, simple as.
Ultra comes out in 1997, which song could they dance to off this album?https://youtu.be/DZHs-SRJbzU
Would they make good patents?
>>223915347I seewell, I'm in the same boat as you but I'm 34I wasted my entire adult life doing nothing, dropped out of college 3 times, never got my degree and now I'm unemployed
>>223915386It's honestly weird if a girl does not like chocolate.
>223914910
>>223915366You can find a russian ice princess looking for a greencard probably
>>223915421*parentsFucks sake
>>223915416
>>223915366Probably Russia or Scandinavia
>>223915363>>223915320this one wants to fuck Lucius so she likes when malfoid does something stupid (maybe she can "report" to him).
>>223915372
>>223915411>that rugby player pulling that girl would be real magic.that's normal in Britian
>>223915366>>223915258Go get a slav then, plenty of Ukranian and Russian single women.Just keep in mind most of them smoke and they expect you to pay for everything
>>223915430i'm sorry. i was fortunate that i was able to at least complete the other side of the equation of life well enough that i can sit and enjoy Malfoid memes in the home i bought with my small business profits. i hope joy makes its way to you one day
>>223915282This looks so off. If the main characters are supermodels then everybody's a supermodel besides maybe complete wallflower NPCs.
Where are all the irl foids dressing up to get on this trend>>223915373I can confirm that majority of bros enjoying this is not for tranny reasons, the actual trannies are upset about it
>>223915470>and they expect you to pay for everythingisn't that what all women expect, regardless of race?
>>223915470also divorce rape
>>223915489>Where are all the irl foids dressing up to get on this trendUniversal Studios started selling these when they opened the Harry Potter parks. i've seen them in person, very high quality. the rest of the costume can be pieced together pretty easilyhttps://shopuniversal.com/collections/robes
I've been collecting all the malfoid slags on tiktok
>>223915282>Crabbe with thoughts of his own>love story between 2 irrelevant characters, one of which is CrabbeThis sucks balls, unless you want to turn HP into a full-on soap opera.
>>223915282They cute
>>223915366Afterlife.
My fav Malfoid
Femcrabblegoyle muddies the story too much, if I recall they were background characters in the books and they should remain in the background. If they're elevated to Ron/Hermione tier it becomes too anime
>>223915448Chef's kiss, but the facial model could be improved
so dark and mysterious
>>223915420my vote is for Sister of Nighthttps://youtu.be/N_sN35pxHCk
Will there be a lot of teen girls dressed as Malfoid trick or treating this year for Halloween?
>>223915489I've seen a few on twitter trying to exploit the trend but I have zero interest in that myself, despite being a coomer.
>>223915608I wish I was a kid at school again...
>(Some time after the war they happen to stumble across the Mirror of Erised. Harry tries explaining what it does.)>"It's just a mirror," she said, exasperated. Her brows furrowed, squinting as she examined their reflection. "There's nothing — what are you smiling at, Harry?">He just grinned harder, and put his arm around her, pulling her into his side. She huffed.>"Well, the silly thing isn't working now. What did it show you?">He thought of the first time he stumbled across it, now a lifetime ago. His voice was wistful when he answered, "Back then? My family.">In the reflection, her head came to rest on his shoulder. He knew it was real from the warmth in his side and the hairs that tickled at his cheek.>"And now?" she asks quietly.>His hand fell to the curve of her swollen belly.>"My family," he said again.
>>223915636same but good looking and healthy this time.also, wealthy parents would be nice.
>>223915628what I fear the most is couples doing wholesome shit dressed as harry and malfoid
>>223915489There are some, but they don't get it
>>223915542
>>223915282>Mfw no more sausage rolls
>>223915651>she's part of his family nowDracaena Potter or Dracaena Malfoy-Potter?
>>223915656I don't think I was good looking and I was short (still am) but I had my chances that I wasted because I was a stupid kidif I go back with my current knowledge, I would do so many things different...
So what actress fits her the most? Ill accept ethot aswell
>>223915657>>223915489>>223915628Some already got their Malfoid.
>>223915684she would definitely be a potter
>>223915628Thats gonna make it real hard not to crime>>223915657Don't worry if I did it with my wife itd be a fat Malfoid. She did have the perfect shade of hair as a kid though
>>223915463/hr/ Malfoid art thread is needed
>>223915683This looks like the average Polish couple living in England
>>22391568010 and 16 are closest
>>223915695IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME, NOT HIM!
>>223915628That would be neat but idk any irl women who know about Malfoid
>>223915783Go to Universal Studios in a red sweater with glasses and look sad while sipping a butterbeer. A Malfoid might try turning your frown upside down.
the problem with you retard coomers is that every malfoid is like a 10/10 model type atleast make her a bit more approachable, this is fucking retarded
>>223913900That's already every chinese tv show.
>>223915433i want a girlfriend, not a gold digger looking for citizenship>>223915470>expect you to pay for everythingmalfoid would never>>223915493i hate women who dress like sluts
>>223915783He doesnt even look like a chad, if you drop some lbs im sure its not over yet
>>223915684I think she would definitely wanna keep the Malfoy name.But what is the tradition of women marrying into another wizarding family, isn't Potter name one of the old family names too? Bellatrix and Narcissa took the names of the families they married into.
>>223915680i fucking hate women and AI slop
>>22391580610/10s are approachable.
>>223915616https://youtu.be/QEli5MvZPiI>I'm yearning, I'm burning>I feel love's wheels turning>The apple falls>Destiny calls>I follow you>Like a pawn on the eternal board>Who's never quite sure what he's moved towards>I walk blindly on>And heaven is in front of me (Heaven is in front of me)>Your heaven beckons me enticingly>When I arrive it's goneThe lyrics are killer I thinkhttps://genius.com/Depeche-mode-the-bottom-line-lyricsit's a melancholic song, probably best for a private dance in the mirror room or in their own dusty apartment where Malfoy is crying happy tears
>>223915806Are you that dense? Her being a 10/10 is the fucking point. Shes an ice queen not some attainable doughy girl
>>223915816Well yeah, Malfoid is rich
>>223915806Cry about it roastie
>>223915837Vibratorus clitorisos
>>223915806>you should not goon when you can goonnon-malfoy video just for you: https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1792886892014598.mp4
>>223915806I prefer 10/10s. Honestly, 10/10 > 9/10.
>>223915850Anons should be more like anon>>223915843I love women theyre so cute and sexy and fun, perfect to brighten up a dreary life
>>223915806Malfoid is supposed to be a Gigastacey, Anon.
>>223915843I heckin love women or foids as I call them
>>223914977Any source on the guy who does these? The channel that reuploaded them on YT got taken down>>223915806Only 10/10 women can get away with bullying. If Hermione mogged Malfoid, the whole story would be pointless
>>223915888I don't know if that video is for or against gooning but it's hilarious
got deleted off youtube because of the foothttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1792886508817426.mp4
>>22391589910/10 post
>>223915888If you goon to Malfoid you missed the point of yearning
>>223915833JK didn't really deal with that sort of thing, I guess they didn't care about family names dying out? If they did it would be very rare for a family to only have girls without some kind of extenuating circumstances. And if they did, they'd either have one of their husbands take the family name, or give the family name to one of their children so both would survive.
>>223915909>Only 10/10 women can get away with bullying. If Hermione mogged Malfoid, the whole story would be pointlessthat would actually be a good character trait for bothbof them and a reason why malfoid calls her mudblood>>223915873You think women post here lmao >>223915857every heard of a girl next door type? and why they always cast them with 7/10s? retard?>>223915850no not really almost definitionally not
>>223915316they should make a /foid/ board and a /slop/ board.
>>223915907Id like Malfoids Malthighs on my malface
>>223915882
>>223915865exactlysome slavic slag is just that, a slag who wants money and a man to "take care" of heri want an independent woman who wants to take care of me
This is how future bioengineered chinese kids are going to look
>>223915806holy kek
>>223915952hahahaha seething. come back when you get it
ai is like, the greatest technology that I've ever seen. like fucking Star Trek in real life
>>223915983hot damn
>>223915952Im certainly not gooning, im admiring like you do with a beautiful piece of art. You dont do that to a woman that you could've easily got as your wife. Just admit you are too autistic to understand why she has to be perfect
>>223916022if i had a holodeck i would go full reg barclay and live in it with my simulated malfoid gf
>>223915952Anon Malfoid is rich, she's smug, she looks down on others and nothing makes her more neurotic than NOT being able to step down on someone.Malfoid is the opposite of girl-next-door.
>>223916022the people itt btw
>>223916013
>>223915965>wants to take care of meYou gotta be a master charmer to land that let alone one that is also drop dead g. I scored one of those but to most people on this board she'd be a 5 though shes a 9 to me
>>223916047>>223916052aand literally 0 reasons given why she has to be a 10/10>s-she has to be>i generate for she>her being perfect is her c-character trait
She restored my faith in humanity.
>>223916062I guess we're really just doing the meme
>>223916062>>223916022we basically live with JARVIS from iron man in our phones now.
>>223916102The 2nd post perfectly summed it up, the meme wouldn't exist if she was just moderately above average
Another serie, another Malfoid.This one has a lot of implicit plot points and is darker than everything I've seen with Harry being a hard bastard.Episode 1: "The Signature"https://x.com/Arvin010717/status/2110927724810494148Episode 2: To secure an hour with his mother, Malfoy challenged Harry to a duel.https://x.com/Arvin010717/status/2111093745773150322Stay - Episode 3 | A Way Outhttps://x.com/Arvin010717/status/2111500768176124213Episode 4 | She Was Going Back Anywayhttps://x.com/Arvin010717/status/2111829085597126794STAY - Episode 5 | This Dancehttps://x.com/Arvin010717/status/2112545410342674916Finale | Free to Leavehttps://x.com/Arvin010717/status/2112953396974289112
>>223916102And what are the reasons she shouldn't be 10/10?So that you could fantasize about having a chance with her?
Truthnuke: Harry + Malfoid is just Homestuck's John + Rose.
>>223916102>Pepeposter>Shit opinion>Like clockwork
>>223916089i mean she doesn't need to be a 10/10. as long as her personality is right, and she's not fat, old or outright ugly, i would be satisfiedalthough she MUST have the posh accent
>>223916102I'm neither of those anons, but if you can't understand why someone would fantasize about a beautiful woman, you genuinely might just be autistic. Do you also question people who want to be the dragon slaying knight rather than the shit covered peasant?
>>223914418Weasley's made that slur long before they met Harry. FYI Lucius Malfoy was member of Board of Governors before he stepped down after Book 2. That's why he had the power to suspend Dumbledore.
>>223916175Malnourished chicks are not sexy. Eat a cheeseburger.
>>223916117ironically she's destroying mine because the more i yearn for her, the more i fucking loathe everything about modern women
>>223916175I can feed her.
>>223916102I would make her a 10/10BUTwhen she gets Sectumsemprad, I'd give her a big cut on the face (and a bunch of her body of course).
>>223914684Bump
>>223916219If you get secumsempra'd that seriously, you either get healed with the counterspell or you bleed to death.
>>223916175>anorexicsjust fucking starve yourself to death already you ugly bitchalso malfoid wouldn't dress like that
>>2239161754chan's Halloween skin is here already?
I'm yearning.
>Voldy kills Lucius and/or Narcissa when he discovers Malfoid has been helping HarryThoughts? Too edgy?
>>223916075Golden Snatch
Scientists just discovered the first ever green star, and it's in the Draco constellation.
>>223916153its not about me its about what makes a good story, and i gave you a reason already approachability (is that a word?)>>223916173again you are arguing in extremes she can be pretty>>223916156stay mad
>>223916167Accept mild overweightness and you are much more likely to find all that and good personality
>>223916293Malfoid being orphaned by Voldemort would make things nice and symmetrical.
>>223916293sad. but then again sadness is what harry potter runs on
>>223916308define "mild overweightness"
>>223916293Bit too edgy and robs us of stepfather Lucius kino
>>223916144The Koreans really like their two word sentences don't they, I don't know what's happening. Is Potter the warden of Azkaban?
>>223916303And it's a shit reason, which was already pointed out yet you dismissed it.She isn't supposed to be approachable, she doesn't need to be approachable, the less approachable she seems the better. She is the one who starts to approach Harry, not the other way around.
>>223916303>she can be prettyShe can be beautiful. It's a fantasy, there's literally no reason to sperg out about a beautiful woman.
>>223916338nvm those are chinese glyphs* but that still applies
>>223916102Beauty is part of romance. You wouldn't understand. You've been brainwashed (maybe voluntarily) to hate and feat beauty while craving ugliness.
>>223916325B, maybe even C cups.
>>223916283I'm yearning to meet you irl ladwhy so scared?
>>223916310What would also be symmetrical is that Harry and Draconia have children and somehow Voldemort kills them both. Both of them sacrifice themselves for the love of their children.But that's probably too much and what would be the reason for all that anyway?
>>223916102See >>223914536
>>223916371well that's fine, i was thinking you meant something like "typical american foid" or some shit (aka an ugly, fat, hideous skank)
>>223916297Meme magic can't be this real.
>>223916293Would it be too edgy if Voldemort would kill Narcissa for telling him Harry was dead and Lucius goes to prison after agreeing to take the rap for his whole family to protect his daughter?
>>223916297>>223916416God is good and God loves us
>>223916293It might depends when he finds out, they're very useful to him up until the end of OotP as Lucius has the Minister (and others) in his pocket so before he gets arrested there is zero chance he would harm either of them over it.After that, things get more interesting. I don't think he'd act too rashly because they're still rich, and money is important in wars, plus there could be some misunderstanding, or explanation which would satisfy him (such as her simply pretending). Or it could be that she really is on Potter's side, but he's okay with that because it's a weakness that he can exploit. For example, imagine if in Order of the Phoenix, Voldemort waited until Malfoid went home for Easter and then sent Harry visions of him torturing her - instead of Sirius Black. That's probably how I'd write it.
>>223916400>that's probably too much and what would be the reason for all that anyway?Yeah no shit. The purpose of the story isn't to jerk of structural symmetry for litfags. It's just a poetic technique that one may use.
>>223916329Would Lucius be seething because Potter is such a bleeding heart towards muggles and mudbloods, or would he just be grateful that he finally killed the Dark Lord and his family can enjoy their luxury in peace, even if Potter is banging his daughter?
>>223916308This is true but it's hard for for people to accept. I mean even women find it hard to settle for a kind man if he is unattractive, and usually that only happens because he is rich or really funny or has some other quality she happens to like. For men it's even harder because beauty is a big factor of why they fall in love.
>>223915806who said she's a 10?she could be 9 or an 8. The point is that she's supposed to be from a rich and aristocrat family, she's supposed to look like some kind of princessshe doesn't need to be a 10 to look the part
>>223913465ban these threads they don't belong here
>>223916427if god loves me and is good then why don't i have a malfoid girlfriend?
>>223914287rowling wrote him as a sports jockin the book the only girls he was interested in where the girls he meant through quidditch
>>223916297>>223916427ai is how God communicates with us. ever try talking to an ai. it's like talking to an angel. helpful and friendly
>>223916436there was a period of time where lucius believed harry could become the next dark lord so I don't think he hated him that much besides being the enemy of voldemort
>>223916297
Someone do malfoid smoking cigs. She totally would
>>223916444https://youtu.be/6y29-qYLu_M
>>223916439it doesn't help that 99.99999% of modern women are worthless fat whorish cunts who have no personality beyond "trying to be like the whores she sees on instagram"
>>223916444ywnbaw
>>223916487Have we ever seen anyone smoke in HP?
>>223916303>makes a good storyYou really are missing the point, few are trying to rewrite HP ive seen 2 of the movies and never read a page
>>223916506Hagrid had a pipe I believe
>>223916487No she wouldn't. Cigarettes are low class. Except maybe if she used a cigarette holder, but she's too young for that.
Why is this malfoid cunt so scared of meeting up irl? You a refugee or something?
>>223916308>Accept mild overweightnessI made the effort these last 2 years to lose weight and get lean (I'm pretty close at least)I think I deserve to ask for a skinny girl, right?
>>223916325No thigh gap, bit of a tummy
>>223916440The romance absolutely works best if she's a 10/10. Maybe not at age 11 when they meet, it's not a love at first sight thing for Harry. His first crush is Cho Chang. But by year 5 it should be clear she has absolute top-tier female genes.
Canon Malfoid
>>223916557>His first crush is Cho Changnah, fuck that shither first crush should be malfoid and only malfoid
>>223916551that is acceptable as long as she doesn't have a fupa, cankles, fat fingers, a double chin, stretch marks or other fat woman shit
>>223916487It makes for good aesthetics and depictions of her as an evil bitch but I can't see the "canon" Malfoid doing it. Crabbe and Goyle (or their female counterparts) definitely would because they're run of the mill bitches but Malfoid is that special kind of smug, self-absorbed queen bee that she would see it as beneath her.
>>223915909Bump, I need that want the sauce for these: >>223914977
>>223916568Here, she looks like a Dracarys Malfoy.
>>223916359No, not Azkaban. This is at Hogwarts. It happens during the final war, before the final battle. Harry stepped up after Dumbledore's death and became the commander of the forces defending Hogwarts against Voldemort and his army, I guess. He has the Malfoys taken as prisonners (at least the mother) because they are a on the side of the enemy. She is prisonner/hostage in the castle because that's close to him and their militia so he has the means to keep her locked up there.
>>223916502
>>223916535you want to meet up with some random guy? what?
>>223916500My gf had her poetry group over at our house for a fire (that she had to call me to come start), this was like 9 girls with varying jobs from librarian to finance shit to copywriter etc and each one of these girls were pretty, well meaning, artsy, friendly and not the types to obsess over their image. Any anon would be lucky to have a gf of that caliber so long as she parks the lib nonsense at the door, my point is plenty of these girls exist and the only one that was remotely overweight is my fat woman who popped out our child
>>223916577>His first crush is her local bullyThe story would be much better if he actually avoided her and eventually her vulnerable side would be revealed. But Malfoid being hard to like at first glance is a way better romance
>>223916506Mundungus Fletcher does, and this image appeared on the back of the first edition of Philosopher's Stone, and there are several times that Harry notices groups of people surrounded by pipe smoke, usually older men.>>223916527You're thinking of Professor Grubbly-Plank, who replaced him when he was off parlaying with the Giants in OotP, she even smoked while teaching.
>>223916303She shouldn't be approachable. That's part of what would make the story so good. Her own character growth, and Harry being The Hero, makes them perfect for each other in the end, and the entire world is better for their pairing.
>>223916444Only real activity this website has seen in a year at least. You can tell how it's real people when the odds of getting a response even in such an active thread is high.
>>223916595in reply to >>223916338
>>223916615were any of them like malfoid?
>>223916568>Facing Malfoid in Quidditch>Why is the sky singing Latin?https://youtu.be/wdMCwZoKD1g
>>223916537Depends if you value personality. I see guys that mog their gfs every single day but often it feels like they chose a nice pleasant girl to be around over a vapid bitch, I mog my girl but I can absolutely confirm she has the best personality of any woman ive met in life, she even has the perfect salt of the earth white origin story
>>223916642stop ruining her with some whore actress' face
>>223916595hey thanks, that's cool, I don't remember those details. It goes to show that Femdraco works, if what you described is canon, if not, it's also good
>>223916626I'm not saying it should happen right away. He can still hate her in book 1 and 2. But by book 3 he would start to notice something and he doesn't know what. And book 4 is when he start realizing that he likes her
>>223916665>salt of the earth white origin storywhat does that even mean
>>223916444Only after I find enough of these peoples real life*
>>223916641No malfoid wouldn't hang out with a bunch of B girls
>>223916665I'm not saying she has to be a 10, anon. I'm just asking for a skinny girlthere are skinny girls that are 3, 4 or 5. It shouldn't be that much to ask for someone that at least take care of themselves
>>223916671who would you cast for the movie?
>>223916714the modern femoid's idea of "taking care of herself" is telling herself that she's beautiful while weighing 250lbs, being covered in tattoos and face piercings, and dressing like she's going into work at a strip club because she thinks being a slut is empoweringmalfoid makes me hate them so much more
>>223916730rachel zegler
>>223916730None, it's the AI era, just generate the actress
>>223916600Whats wrong with hand to hand combat practice before the nukes start flying?
>>223916568>>223916626>>223916490Guillermo del toro cries himself to sleep because of ai
>>223916310its a bit too 'on the nose' for me. that sounds like something Rowling would write
>>223916416>>223916427>>223916297>It's real
>>223916737I know thatbut I won't settle for a fatty. I never willif I have to die on that hill as a virgin, then I will
>>223916686Means when I learned of her lifestory in the first year of knowing her that she had the exact white girl mild poverty backstory that made for the perfect idealized origin for the woman to be my wife and mother of my kids. The perfect tramp like me born to run
>>223916768i feel similarly, anoni was always pretty sure i was going to die alone anyway. but these days i'm certain of it. i just want nothing to do with real women anymore. in all 28 years of my life i have never met one who i actually liked.
>>223913808Kek, this is why 4chan keeps me coming back
>>223916768Thats why guys like me raise kids we love with all our heart and are happy to wake up to our perfect wives and perfect mothers whereas you spend forever focusing on the wrong thing. Wish you the best
>>223916770oh okay so she was like trailer trash or somethingno thanks
>>223916749Tears of melted lard
Should Harry lose to Malfoid in quidditch on at least one occasion?
>>223916577No way. Oneitis is pathetic. You can get away with that shit in a 120 minute romcom or stage play like Romeo and Juliet, but Harry is a coming-of-age hero in an epic fantasy. He needs a proper romantic maturity storyline and that means crushing on the cute asian chick, working up the courage to ask her out, and even getting a shot at a relationship that falls apart because they are both immature and badly matched.Thay wouldn't work with Malfoid, because you need to give them chemistry from the start. But chemistry is not the same as a boyhood crush.
>>223916815>ching chong>cuteshe was fuck-ugly in the movies
Not enough yearning ITT
>>223916803Exactly but my dad's job was a manager of a pizza place so her mom being a waitress was perfection. Every story of hers is like some modern tom Sawyer shit, ideal elements to have in my life
>>223916810Should have been her crotch RON I HAVE THE GOLDEN SNATCH
>>223916802again, I made the effort to lose weight. I hated working out every fucking day. I still do. I just want to eat and stay in bed all day. But I got up and stopped being a fat faggotnow I'm just a faggot that wants a skinny gf
>>223916810Depends on how you see this scene playing out.
>>223916829yeah i grew up surrounded by poor redneck trash women and i fucking loathe all of them. fat fucking whores. they give white people a bad name.
>>223916815people like you are the reason why the world is fucked up right nowthere's nothing wrong about liking just one girl in your entire fucking life. Stop acting like the whores that need to try 10000000000 dicks before wanting to settle down
next thread on /v/
>>223916878>there's nothing wrong about liking just one girl in your entire fucking life.If she doesn't reciprocate, you've lost. Get the fuck over it and move on. It reeks of stunted emotional development.
>>223916841And perhaps you deserve her, all im saying is sometimes the skinny girl with a vapid personality isnt always a better woman to spend life with and raise your kin then the slightly weightly woman who likes things you like and can hold a conversation with you and your bros. Let me clarify im by no means saying anyone should settle for a landwhale
>>223916897>If she doesn't reciprocate, you've lostyes but that is not the case in this story. It's fucking fantasy for fuck sakesyou don't have to make it 1:1 copy of this shit reality
thank you God for free ai video
>>223914464no hueg craniumjust a big forehead
>>223916897consider the following: the vast majority of women are disgusting skanks. if you ACTUALLY manage to find the one woman in the world who you actually want to be around without wanting to beat the shit out of her or just throw up from how god-awfully boring she is, why would you ever move on? so you can try to fill the void by settling for trash?
>>223916924>free ai videoWhere?
>>223916913and I'm not saying I would date the girl with a vapid personality just because she's skinny
>>223916854Yeah my woman gives white people a godly name, shes in the top percentile of white women on the planet to exist alongside, her life experience made her beyond wise, creative, interested, inspired, headstrong and motivated. She also gave me a blonde blue eyed perfect baby
>>223916939ally vids are just the meta ai app lol >>223916450>>223916233>>223916075you can describe the video or upload an image and tell it to animate
>>223916955and let me guess, she likes country music, pickup trucks, has tattoos, and gets "the ick" from guys who don't spend their days getting covered in livestock feces and/or carcinogenic grease?
>>223915960>>223915837>>223916939see. just meta
>>223916947Well ill add that we have one life to live and personally I would never pass up having a woman (my race) that was a bright light to my life and wanted to give me beautiful children, her appearance is minute after that is guaranteed. My woman can do 5 mile hikes with me so its not like she slows me down
>>223916584I'm not sure this is the author but at least it's in better quality and with sound.https://x.com/Jack_DeMonkey/status/2113019064805470327
>>223917022>5 milethat's nothing, anonbut hey, if you're happy, good for youeach to their own
>>223916985No tats, no piercings, not a redneck more a hippy, likes progressive rock, post punk, noise rock, experimental, psychedelic rock, indie rock (90s) most good rock from 60s to 90s. Only gets the ick from minorities and lefty soft boys
How good of a Malfoid would Nora be? Faggot AI site is not letting me see what she would look like
>>223917025>I'm not sure this is the author it's definitely not.they mass produce this shit on tiktok.
>>223917040Second pic for reference
>>223917040get those of whores outta here
>>223917038Im not saying 5 is some massive achievement nor is it the max we do, just an example of the hike we did whilst carrying our baby few months back. Shes more into camping than I am so she'd much rather do some long distance backpacking trip but im a be at home by the end kind
>>223917040I'll try on metashe looks like a young grace Randolph
>>223917040Malfoid would look down on those selling themselves
>>223917039Oh and folk and primitivism, we got real into John Fahey this last 5 years, she loves Nick Drake and Tim Buckly too
>>223916416it is, unironically
>hahaha were chuds this is what we like>hahaha they're chuds, this is what they like
>>223917040
>>223917039well colour me surprised, you managed to find the one lower-class woman on earth who isn't utterly repulsive. sorry for being so insulting anon, i'm just bitter as absolute fuck because the kind of women i've been surrounded by my entire life make me fucking sick to my stomachi'm not a lefty though i would definitely describe myself as soft
>>223917063it doesn't matter anywaymaybe skinny is not the right term. I'm not saying she should be one of those girls that go to the gym and have delicious tummies with absjust a girl with the right amount of fat in her ass and legs. I don't really care about breast sizea little chubby might be fine, I guessbut it doesn't matter because I'm an ugly retard manlet so no matter how lean and muscular I looked, I'm invisible to women and it's too late for me anywayI just was tired of being fat and depressed all the time. Now I'm just depressed
Honestly, how the fuck did Rowling write a snake-charming, Parselmouth protagonist and not have him romance a girl from the snake house?
>>223917105Lmao at the posture the AI gave her, Malfoid would definitely be straight as a board
>>223917105Wow this looks great. Also irl Nora is a mega cunt, she has the personality, the body and the looks
>>223917153I can animate it on meta but looks like thread is over
>>223917073thisher dislike of sluts and whores is a core part of why i yearnmost women these days would call you an incel misogynist who deserves death if they so much as suspect you wouldn't marry a coalburning single mother with an onlyfans.malfoid would bully her
>>223917173I'll repost it on the next thread but I like your pic. The retard who made tensor got buttfucked by PHP
>>223917129>>223917131Good women are certainly rare, I too find tats and all non ear piercings repulsive (aswell as excessive ear piercings wtf are women thinking) I think the best real direction to go is to find a woman who goes to church, legit even consider something like a mormon, they certainly lack most of modern women's awful qualities. Furthermore women in the middle of nowhere tend to be simpler and more pleasant, searching in dense areas is going to find tattered souls
>>223917193what should she do for the vid
>>223917203>to find a woman who goes to churchthose are just whores that "regretted" riding the cock carousel and want to get forgiveness from god
this made me kek hard
>>223917238lol
>>223917203>find a woman who goes to church, legit even consider something like a mormon, they certainly lack most of modern women's awful qualities.i'm not religious, never have been and never could be. plus i'm not necessarily a model tradhusband or whatever. i'm a quiet dorky guy who just wants to play video games or go fishing while being held by a loving girlfriend>Furthermore women in the middle of nowhere tend to be simpler and more pleasanti cannot agree unfortunately. i grew up in a small town, still stuck here because i can't afford to move out. women around here are either old enough to be in a nursing home, or the exact kind of vile redneck whore i described. and most of them already have boyfriends (likely a brain dead retard whose personality can be summed up as "muh truck")
>>223917224There's a million excuses to make in the world, my sister has been with 3 men her entire life and is a very nice girl but a guy not unlike a 4channer got her. There's nothing wrong with turning down a woman with a high body count, I always went after women that most men would look past and never desired to go on shit like one night stands. Anyways plenty of real religious girls are borderline trad
>>223917218I think first I should find pics of actual Nora not posing for a photoshoot, because her natural expressions are Malfoid-tier: bored of you, totally unapproachable
>>223917280Besides being religious all those qualities match the types plenty of religious women marry, especially the fishing part. Consider if you had had religious community in your life perhaps you wouldn't be lonely and defeatist
>>223913900>>223914473>>223914878>>223914536>>223914687This will be your reply from now on
>>223917349i don't believe in god or anything spiritual or supernatural. i view them all as fundamental impossibilities and i can't really change that. i don't want to LARP as being religious for the rest of my life when i don't actually believe in it.most religious women want a breadwinner who is masculine and confident and capable of providing for her and protecting her. i am literally just a nerd
>>223917437*tips fedora*
>>223917437>i don't want to LARP as being religious for the rest of my life when i don't actually believe in it.this is why I don't do it eitherit would like using a wedding ring when you're not married only to get women's attention
Any other good HP genderswaps?
>>223917463i will never understand people who get offended by someone simply saying they don't believe in god lmao, i didn't even criticize religion.>>223917494pretty much, yeah. i refuse to pretend to be somebody i'm not just to get a woman who wouldn't be interested in the person i actually am. and that goes for everything, not just religion.
new thread>>223917537>>223917537>>223917537
>>223914287Ai can only make chads
>>223913900Faggot
>>223914473>started outThis has existed as long as the books haveEven before the movies book readers were enlightened enough to understand draco shouldve been a girl lolThat would have required rowling to be a good writer thoughIdeally, you should have had the three mains and girldraco be in each of the houses instead of the all be griffendor>harry - griffindor>hermoine - ravenclaw>weasley - hufflepuff>malfoid - slytherinIt literally writes itself but rowling is too retarded to have made good decisions with her story lol
