What was his fucking problem?
>>223914104he is the demiurge, he needs to trap souls in his fake world to loosh harvest them while pretending to be a benevolent deity. but of course he loses his shit when they find out
why was the old unicorn nice to them
He’s a Hollywood executive
>>223914104Maybe he had a bad day or something, I don't know
>>223914143Looshing is the opposite tho. He's not feeding off of their pain and misery.
>>223914104Narcissism.
>>223914104They were making a move. He had to get it on.
What does it mean?
>>223914104Too many gherkins
He just want to be friends with cute little girls. Is that really so bad?
>>223915384I'm glad Barney killed that zesty youth. I hope it dies in a botched robbery in real life soon.
kek
What's the deal with this movie, is it like DHMIS?
>>223914104WADE, YOU KNOW THAT'S A LIE
>>223914104dem kidz
>>223914104Betty wouldn't put out
>>223915096Buddy has sex with the nurses and aborts his babies.
I have no idea what this is.
>>223914192Buddy kept him locked up down there, he was probably as scared as the kids were.
>>223914192Seems like they originally were three unicorns, Buddy kept one locked down there, at first I thought it was the original Buddy but no
>>223916394>a thread that isn't for me? no, no, that's impossible...
>>223914104Movie goes to shit once the penguin bitch is introduced
>>223915096>>223915618https://www.instagram.com/madisonskyypolan/reel/De2WZzRSImb/Her mom runs her social media and posted this video yesterday that's sus. It's like she's purposely baiting perverts.
>>223916394You wouldn't get it
>>223917026That's a very innocent post, anon
>>223917150Does she have tits or am i crazy
>>223917969She turned 12 a few months ago, she had small buds, and then the design of the dress seems to be making them look slightly bigger
>>223916270I enjoyed the humor in this.
>>223918301I look forward to seeing more of this talented young actress.
>Josh's actor confirmed they filmed an actual death for his character but it got cut
>>223919032Idk why they would want to cut out anything when it's already a short movie at 95 min
>>223914143>>223914104It's actually an orange man bad movie. You see there were a bunch of vids of kids smiling around Trump and a bunch of vids of kids looking uncomfortable around Biden. But you never see the same kids with Trump more than once because they no longer smile around him after finding out the truth. Buddy killing Clint Howard and the puppet was a reference to Trump turning on the people who helped him during his first term. The nurses were suppose to represent the blonde bimbo whores that Trump loves, but they decided against it because they couldn't afford Sydney Sweeney. So they added that pointless 50 minutes story line of the mom trying to find her daughter to explain why the nurses are old hags.
>>223914104Probably some kind of weird loosh harvesting demon
>>223915618>>223917069>>223917150>>223918301I don't like how they hyper sexualized her in the movie. It made me feel really uncomfortable. When they basically alluded to the old creep raping her overnight? Yeah, that crossed the line.
>>223919294>hyper sexualized her in the movie. She's just wearing normal kid's clothes. It's not her fault she's just cute
>>223919294They didn't sexualize her at all. It was all in your head sicko.
I watched this two nights ago and I enjoyed it a lot more than I thought I was going to.The casting director needs a raise because the kids were really good in this film.
>>223919294Anon what in the ever-loving FUCK are you on about?
>>223918301You're sounding like those pedophiles who write lolicon stories
>>223919130You have TDS.
Deeply Jewish movie in more ways than one
>>223914192Benny was kept as a slave that repairs the living toys every time Buddy breaks them. Judging from his reaction he was being physically abused himself, or maybe had le PTSD from the time Buddy killed/ate the third unicorn.It's also funny how in the opening theme you see the Worry Well throwing the frisbee back up but it was probably Benny doing it.
>>223919294>I don't like how they hyper sexualized her in the movieThat was the point of the character, to have a creepy vibe. She was a stereotypical child actor that was trying way too hard to become a star and was getting pimped by her parents/fucked by producers.
>>223921436It died for your sins and is wise with money?
>>223916078le comedy horror about a weird kid show
>>223920669>The casting director needs a raise because the kids were really good in this film.It was truly the opposite of the "kids can't act" trope, they were excellent.
>>223914104I think the implication is that he was some kind of 4d demonic entity that eats children and the US government attempted to study him and make a deal with him but the project was abandoned when they realized he wasn't going to help them.
>>223921770Where do you get the government angle from?
>>223921851Wasn't there pictures of government agents on the wall in the school looking facility underneath?
>>223921851What did the real-world-looking facility near the end of the movie look like to you?I realize it's still open to interpretation but this was mine
>>223921541How is it that the totally non pedos write the most fucked up shit. No such thing was ever implied. All the kids are just kids following a "script", and the script is just the stereotypical overly sugary well behaved kid that you see in the average kid's tv show. But some kid instinct kicks which is why the first kid didn't wanna dance and why the kids begin to curse
>>223914143this
Just hug him to end the episode and then don't summon him again?
>>223919294>>223921541anon...
>>223917473>>223916270If I made a drawing of this kid, I could be prosecuted for racism in my country. I'm not even joking.
>>223922468iirc the rules of the real world kick in if the stimulation isn't reset for long enough, you'd probably starve
>>223922600They'd have time to escape.
>>223914104He unironically didn't do anything wrongIf that kid at the start had done his fucking job and danced then he would have prevented multiple homicides and kidnappings ergo it's all the kids fault
>>223914104idk, but it was awesome when he started licking that mom's face and squeezing the fuck out of that butt
>>223922523Do it then
>>223922647He keeps getting new kids regularly so clearly he's got nefarious goals
>>223922667>the nurse character was actually his sex slave
I liked the part where Buddy blames Wade for the other kids turning on him because he's black and then recasts him with a lighter skin black kid
>>223922027What about miley cyrus or the disney kids that turn out dead by OD or completely fucked up? Democrat hoax? You think a film like Buddy wouldn't take a jab at that?
>>223922702The balance between hilarious and creepy was truly perfected
>>223922647Buddy has been killing off for quite some time, and he kills whenever somone sees something he doesn't want them to see or get out of line, most likely when the kids get too old as well. It is also implied he has been sexually abusing the nurses and whatever comes out of that, he kills the nurses and eyewitnesses. He might also kill in misunderstandings like when the nurse says she's not having a good time, but a great time. During the pause the bunny gets worried thinking Buddy was gonna snap
>>223914192More important question is what happened to the blue one
>>223922774Buddy ate him or maybe all the creatures are part of the same entity
I saw the movie in theaters and I'm just barely realizing Tyler died because Buddy drained his life force. I didn't get why he was dead when Tyler hugged him and it reset.
>>223923012He snapped his neck
>>223923014Why? He was on Buddy's side
>>223923017Buddy loves killing kids and probably does it for his sustenance, that's why the show keeps stealing new ones
>>223923017Why bother with the damage control when you can get a new kid? You don’t want to risk him telling any of the other kids
I wonder if records of Freddy's existence returned to normal when she made it back to the real world. Would be fucked up if she ends up being sent to an orphanage or insane asylum instead of her family.
>>223914104the haunted kids show conceit was novel but it ended up as neither particularly scary or funny, so the 90 minutes managed to feel pretty long. story wise theres not much there to latch onto beyond a fairly standard mc realizes something is off their world and tries to escape. if you enjoy looking at various props the movie is worth seeking out, theres a fair amount of those and theyre well done, but other than that there really wasnt much on offer here imo
>>223923605The backpack and mailbox being affected seems to imply it's a possibility.
>>223914104He's a little bit nutty
Im home sick
>>223923605At the end when the companions have turned to inanimate objects, I interpret it as confirming Freddy returned to the real world. It still doesn't explain how her family is memoryholed when her mother is transferred into the Buddy show plane. The flashback confirms Freddy did in fact exist as a third child in the family., yet the siblings nor the father recalls.
>>223924967It's just part of Buddy(?)'s reality-warping powers. Like a SCP list of "rules" where it says that people absorbed are erased from existence as long as they're gone and that's just how it works.
>>223921436Indeed. The kid pissing scene was peak kikery.
>>223914104The genre of corrupting innocent childish things with ironic post modernism and making it evil needs to end. It is so tiresome
>>223925156With this and the backrooms, maybe SCP will be zoomers marvel
>>223925347It's not really ironic or postmodern thoughbeit
>>223922712MK Ultra
>>223925374It's a post modernist dark deconstruction of children's television. Very lame and cringe
>>223925762it's not really postmodern though because these cartoons are already from the postmodern era
Is this the one with Sofia Calzone in it?
The movie needed more puppet violence.
>>223926232How does Buddy fuck? He got a suit dick down there or does he use his horn?
>>223926325We don't know. I for sure thought that when he became dark buddy, at least there would be a monstrous dick there but nah.
>>223926232who is she?
>>223926232imagine the smell
That moon faced child at the end sees the device with the wall of TVs that are sucking kids in, and rather than shut it down she just peaces out.
>>223926974stay tuned for the sequel!
Its literally just barney but what kids would spoof about it to be edgy, the songs, the killing
>>223926232You can hear her asshole sucking in air when he spreads her cheeks
>>223926232A better question would be what would Buddy say after he ejaculated inside a nurse?
>>223917026Baiting husbands, you cant only fight history so long
>>223926232>tfw no Cristin Milioti mommyWhy even live?
>>223928446Lmfao whats up with the trend of bitching out and willingly dying?That one VHS halloween one had the same shit haha.
>>223928530realistic desu
>>223914104This is basically Buddy but played straight, right?
>>223928108imagine being her teenaged aged son
