Street Fighter (2026) movie wasn't that bad. Discuss
she cute
It is a highly watchable movie
>>223932735>Raul Julia mogging from the grave.jpg They needed to put Bison in a muscle suit. It wouldn't even have added to the CG budget, he was always clothed. But Guil was by far the worst with the big head big hair non mr. Universe physique. If money was such a problem they could have cut 50% of the completely pointless muhcinematicuniverse blanka CG and used it to make Guil and the black guy CG over muscle suit for their scenes. There is a reason action movies casted steroid bodybuilders when they were relevant. This is not the franchise for achievable natty. HeMan had the same problem by not having normal adam be the actors actual physique without slouching and in camera tricks/CGing him dyel to downplay it and CGing heman into a heroic scale 23" bicep videogame character. Chun li's bare thighs weren't present, so 0/10 on general principle
I was entertained. That's all that matters
>>223932735It was better than I expected.Also I like that jeeta.
>>223932735Please do the needful sir
It had a disturbing amount of homophobia
>>223932735The girls' asses weren't fat enough, and the guys' like Mbison weren't buff enough.
>>223933302He'll get buff when he sucks off Akuma and swallows his psycho power in the sequel
>>223933260Due to 50 Cent?
>>223933302They explain bison miscast in univese because he is low on power his body is smaller than it should be
>>223934062Do they also explain why Faceless Vega had to be a fat, middle-aged man as opposed to a lean sex symbol?
>>223932801I would. ngl
>>223932735I HAD A BLAST!!!
>>223933027I was fine with Bison being scrawny but only because I expected him to become jacked when he acquired the psycho power.
A huge downgrade. What were they thinking?
>>223933818>>223933818>sequelAnon...have you looked at the BO receipts? Movies generally need to make money to get a sequel.
>>223934258I mean it's hard to top Kylie, so might as well
>>223934261Counterpoint: Everything James Gunn has made recently.
>>223934261I thought movies were more of a money laundering scheme and tax write-off for the ultra-rich and kept people away from protesting.
>>2239327351. it was terrible2. everything is le joke3. the movie has no conclusion just sets up a sequel that wont ever be made4. chin li is a fucking cunt when shes suppose to be a badass that is also a giddy real girl on the inside5. bison is completrly out of shape annoying napolean trope instead of an actual badass6. why is dan played by fucking podcaster7. why was the low budget anime flashbacks the best part of the movie8. cammy was done an even bigger disservice than chun li holy shit
>>223934327>chin li is a fucking cunt when shes suppose to be a badass that is also a giddy real girl on the insideShe's trying to avenge her father's murder, it would be weird if she didn't take it seriously.>why is dan played by fucking podcasterBecause he is a loser.
>>223934258I think she's hot though
>>223934404Same.
>>223932735Can never be the best SF movie unless they give Chun Li a shower scene.
>>223934404Shit taste confirmed.Kys tranny.
>>223934327another post moving more towards never bothering to watch it.why do they only release dungwhy can't anything be sincere or high quality with highly capable creative people behind it?feels like they all died out
>>223932781is that dhalism?
>>223934258zendayaed
>>223932735cammy was some fucking wasian
>>223934327>8 the only correct statement Holy shit you are an insufferable douchenozzle
>>223932735>hotter and lighter skinned in real life than the disgusting brownoid in movieweird.
>>223932735here's your english rose
>>223934300Kek I wonder how many flops they will let Gunn achieve before he gets the boot
>>223932735Anyone in this damn movie have tits?
>>223932781dressed like a whore at the gym. her whole pussy is hanging out
>>223935426Ryu
>>223932735>Street Fighter (2026) movie wasn't that badI didn't watch it because it had a jeet in it, and the actress they picked for Chun-Li is ugly as fuck. Cast better next time, faggots.
>>223934327How was Chun Li a cunt? Also Dan was played perfectly, they originally asked hassan piker to be Blanka but he would only do the movie if he got gaped by everyone in Hollywood which they couldn't deliver on
>>223935583I'll explain it as I read the performance >There is no difference between "dragonlady" "bisons top gal" undercover chun li socially engineering ryu and ken into entering the tournament and interpol agent Chun li's real personality >This low-key sucks and ruins the character Chun li playing a bison sexbot shouldn't have reacted with the ick when ken made the cringe comment about having to agree to not sleep together, etc. for everything else in the first half of the movie. Then her real personality could show when she's trying to convince him to save ryu/stop bison by being a sexy brat with a tragic backstory. Contrast instead of being a ballbreaker the whole time with one flat performance that should have been two.
>>223932781snif
I enjoyed it. I would let the girls sit on my face.
>>223932801The movie needed more of chun-li’s bare ass and thighs. The ending was very stupid. Jason Mamoa was obnoxious and should have been edited out of the movie.
>>223934327yep. my criticism is harsher:>none of the jokes were funny. humor fell flat every single time.>announcer idiot on bullhorn was constantly annoying>dan is annoying and constantly yelling, bad acting by the podcaster guy>none of the characters were likeable or relateable>most obnoxious of all was ken who got large chunk of the screen time>the stupid twist of young ryu burning ken's invitation made no sense. how did he get it and not ken? if someone is invited and they don't respond, the tourney just proceeds without checking up on that person's response? dumb plot point. also in flashbacks there was no indication of rivalry between them. would've made more sense if they were 2 students out of many others, but they were the only 2.>no info on whether Akuma is a real human or a demon, and why he even cares about corrupting ryu. if he was a spirit-demon then it would make sense for him to want to possess ryu but that's not laid out>movie director is more concerned with showing his deep knowledge of the game and anime lore instead of writing a decent story with plot, good character dev and conclusion. it was more about him paying homage.>40 mins backstory on ryu and ken only to show them as wooden and stupid>chun li being a mole within the org makes no sense. her constantly screaming and crying was over the top, bad acting.>they ripped off the "just tuesday" line from the 1994 movie without improving upon it>chun li's striker team shown as totally useless>only shows 2 fights from the tournament>ryu fighting honda in the sauna makes no sense, it was all in japanese and there were no subs in the leaked version that i watchthe only time i laughed was when chun-li's coworker was designing her outfit. i hope the writer/director never gets a large project ever again.
>>223934404>hottest slut gets the least amount of screen time>entire movie looks like a bad snl sketch>total waste of the russian wrestler character>guille and indian guy are shown to be helpful to the main 3 for some reason, with the indian suddenly coaching ken during their fight. lame and cringe
>>223934404I didn't like the discount Juri/Harley Quin thing they did but the actress was hot. I wish we'd gotten more Chun and Cammy catfighting.
>>223932781Tooooooooooooooe.
The movie exceeded my expectations by a huge margin. I really thought it was going to be cringey and boring
>>223934404She looked kinda ugly in the movie.
it should've been an action-adventure with some light comedic moments to break the tension.>M. Bison, played by someone else more competent, is bed ridden after an unspecified illness. In a fever dream he gets in touch with the demon Akuma who tells him to find Ryu>near-death, Bison commands his loyalists to figure out how to harness the dark power of Akuma by going after this one clue, leading to Akuma's brother who is the sensei of Ryu and Ken.>The henchmen arrive at the sensei's remote compound and attack.>sensei is captured and brought back to M. Bison, Ryu and Ken escape. they are told that if they want to save their sensei, they will have to fight in the next tournament.>M. Bison drains the life-force from sensei, getting renewed strength and weakening the sensei>ryu and ken fight their way through the tournament to save their sensei>they get help from cammy and chun-li who are part of interpol trying to take out m.bison, who is revealed to be leader of a weird sex-cult that trafficks drugs and hookers, using the funds to buy weapons for his militia. the constant sex cult stuff is what drained m.bison. compare him to epstein constantly.>ryu and ken defeat the others, and face m.bison who is stronger from zapping lifeforce "chi" from the sensei.>ryu and ken defeat m.bison and save their master.>end credits show Akuma returning to earth in sequel to possess bison's body>cast Butters as one of the main female leads and either Biel or Emma Roberts as Cammy.See how easy that is? And it took me less than 10 minutes to write.
who should have been cast as cammy? zara larsson?
>>223932781Cute innie.
>>223937992Cammy: Biel has a great ass and legs. or that MMA fighter who got cancelled by merely mentioning jews (she was in the mandalorian, the one who kicks his ass in the first season)the other ladies: women with better screen presence and decent cleavage, so anyone else but the actual ones they cast.
>>223934327>2. everything is le jokedude, it's a martial arts comedy film. what do you expect?
>>223934189Scrawny Ryu and Ken ruined my immersion
>>223932735It should've been animated. The anime parts were the best. That said, I don't regret going. It was entertaining in a fucking dumb way. The last 10 minutes are really shit though.
>>223932735>wasn't that badIs this the new standard for film? Fuck off with that shit.
>>223935443>>223932781why do gym girls always pull their shorts as high up into their crotch as possible?
>>223932735And you aregument is a doghshit raceswap?>>223938150a normal moviekysglad it flopped
>>223934189Default bison should be a menace as is, the machine should just be for greed and excess
>>223934101>Do they also explain why Faceless Vega had to be a fat, middle-aged man as opposed to a lean sex symbol?What the fucking fuck, fuck this fucking piece of shit how do they manage to fuck VEGA up hahahahahaha
It was almost good which is the most frustrating part. Just tone back the millennial humor, because there are parts where it worked like the hitchhiking scene but parts where it sucked like when Ken is waking up Ryu.
>>223934258>hot>white>blonde with blue eyes>posh British accentThere's no way they'd ever give the chuds that
>>223938087>MMA chickMaybe in her prime, but still not White enough to pull it off.
>>223937992Sweeney obviously. Lana Condor as Chunners (but with unshaved armpits and pussy).
>>223932781filthy lil slut
>>223939703I don't even know why you're so mad but I'm glad you are.
What were they thinking with a sequel bait ending?
