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post Malfoid / Draconia/Dracaena Malfoy content and fanfiction

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>>223988444
nice trips also

I just don't understand why they keep trying to make it a culture war issue. If it wasn't for YT, reddit and the chans constantly whining about it I would have no idea anyone on the left was upset about a bunch of fanfic writers/animators/artists. The alphabet people in question abandoned the franchise years ago when Rowling didn't bend the knee. Hell I'm leftist AF and love malfoid.
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>>223988444
Genderswapped Malfoy has been a thing forever.
Why is it suddenly taking off now? Seems sus
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tranny shit being left up and protected by a gay faggot from /co/
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>>223988457
It's not worth trying to understand. Just be glad you're not one of those miserable fucks who can't enjoy a good thing.
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checked. nice OP
>>223988497
welcome back joyless fuck
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Magic, Dragons, Hippogriffs, Mermaids, Unicorns, it's all real.
>>>/wsg/6260699
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>>223988471
>Why is it suddenly taking off now
because we're remembering how to yearn after spending decades in a world where there aren't any real women worth yearning for
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>>223988457
You may not be interested in the culture war, but the culture war is definitely interested in you.
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>>223988608
those characters in the bottom left look horrifyingly uncanny
also modern fashion is shit. malfoid would wear elegant, aristocratic old-fashioned clothing like other pureblood wizards.
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>>223988656
oh god why would you post that
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>>223988620
>If you have two braincells to rub together you'll figure it out eventually, it's not a question about age.
The idealism of youth makes it easy to fall for the "diversity is our strength" propaganda, it takes a few years of seeing shit get continuously worse to break the spell.
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>>223988664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtnt84CDP-s
its AI
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>>223988565
whered they go
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Continuing on flying. 5th year Harry gets banned of Umbridge so Malfoid brings Slytherin the win. This does not make her happy though because she wants to beat him.

6th year in the books they both didn't do the match because of Sectumsempra.
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>>223988737
what is the appeal of this? they don't even look human
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>>223988444
Everyone promoting this is a brown incel
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>>223988742
The dragons became dinasours a few decades after that book was published, there's still some contemporary alleged sightings of mermaids, don't know about the rest.
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>>223988757
keep seething
post the indian and black pics too
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>>223988471
Shilling for the show and as you can see with the replies to >>223984417 its completely worked
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>>223988784
nobody here likes the show
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>>223988755
that's fashion for ya
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Why didn't they make a femsauron when rangs of power came out?
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>>223988825
They'd have to let her win then and that's not good for the story.
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>>223988457
she is spectacular
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malfoid isn't BPD
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>>223988742
Unicorn and rhino were synonyms in the dictionary until the mid 1800s. If you look at an Indian rhinos species, Rhinoceros unicornis.
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>>223988497
That's margaret pless from gamergate isn't it?
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>>223988902
what is even the context here?
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>>223988457
>I just don't understand why they keep trying to make it a culture war issue.
They aren't "trying to make it one." They are people who comment on culture and Malfoid is an explosive rejection of the dominant cultural trends of the last 15 years.
>Hell I'm leftist AF and love malfoid.
Have you ever considered that the reason you are "leftist AF" is because you have been saturated in propaganda so thoroughly you don't even realize it is there? You think it's only the "alphabet people" and so long as they aren't interfering with your timeline directly, you don't notice anything at all.
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>>223988926
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1793230035957675.mp4
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I do not understand the appeal of harry potter as a nonwhite man.
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so what do they do in the sequel? (before they get kid)
time travel bs to bring back voldi?
new bad guy?

>>223988964
her french is terrible.
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>>223988972
why do you need to be white to get it?
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>>223988939
NTA but 'leftist' doesn't inherently mean 'progressive' or 'woke'. it's possible to believe that women should be like malfoid (instead of nasty ass whores like modern women are) while also wanting to behead the capitalists responsible for pushing degeneracy and soullessness
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>>223988964
the context made it even more retarded
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They are even turning the choco frogs gay.
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>>223988939
>Have you ever considered that the reason you are "leftist AF" is because you have been saturated in propaganda

Oh no I'm leftist af because universal healthcare, pathways to citizenship and immigration reform, reproductive rights, racial, theological and gender equality before the law are all things I think are great.

Btw there's this anime girl harry potter genderbend thing I also really like because none of the things I mentioned earlier have anything to do with it.

Fucking insane, I know.
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>>223988964
This is great and I love it but the
>you little shit
seems hilariously out of place
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>>223989035
>pathways to citizenship and immigration reform
>racial equality before the law
i don't think malfoid would approve of these things
also it is ironic that you support mass immigration considering mass immigration is part of why the modern west is a fucking shithole - even if malfoid was real you could never have a nice date with her because you'd have to be near pakis and shit
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>>223988457
>the left was upset about a bunch of fanfic writers/animators/artists

As a leftist, I don't see anyone on the left being mad about Malfoid either, if anything I've seen a bunch of people happy thinking that is somehow a 'take that' against Rowling.
I'm pretty sure that everyone that claims that this is a culture war issue is talking straight out of their ass, making up a strawman and claiming "lol they mad" pulled completely from thin air.
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>>223989080
some mentally ill trannies on reddit and bluesky got mad but thats about it
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>>223989035
malfoid lays in bed eyes wide open listening to "1 thing" by amerie on loudspeaker, much to the chagrin of the other girls in the slytherin dormitory
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How would Dumbledore take it if he realized Harry and Malfoid were becoming close? Memes about giving Gryffindor a bajillion points aside.

Would he care? Approve? Or see it as a distraction to Harry's purpose?

Inversely, how does Malfoid feel about Dumbledore? I think you could do some interesting stuff with him.
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>>223989022
It's a struggle to control the narrative, you might even say it's Information Battles
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>>223989070
>the modern west is a fucking shithole
Unironically the best place on earth but w/e

>mass immigration

Most people don't want to leave the place they were born in

>even if malfoid was real you could never have a nice date with her because you're not the chosen one Harry Potter

Indeed, one would truly halve to be pathetic to have to self insert in order to enjoy an enemies to lovers romance. What. A. Sad. Boy.
:(
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>>223989108
genuinely? he would approve and consider it good progress.

this is in opposition to seeing students like dean thomas, the patel twins, and seamus finnigan walking around hogwarts, which he considers bad progress
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>>223989071
oh yeah, it's going to be bad soon. very very bad.
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>>223988471
this guy posted picrel
https://x.com/redteneri/status/2102398387194626330

then someone wrote fanfic, more drawings, more fanfic, AI drawings, AI videos, then this motherfucker shows up:
https://x.com/Foyege24/status/2109415097043206391
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>>223989080
>I don't see anyone on the left being mad about Malfoid either
Srsly I have no idea wtf these dudes are on about. It never even occurred to me that anyone *would* be angry about it until some guys in these threads said some shit about
>muh trans outrage
>lol no feminine penis
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>>223989198
>Srsly I have no idea wtf these dudes are on about. It never even occurred to me that anyone *would* be angry about it until some guys in these threads said some shit about

The only thing I have seen that I can think of is some people wanting Malfoid to be an actual, in-story genderswap (as in, starts off as a boy and is turned into a girl) and then getting corrected by the majority that this isn't that. I could see actual trannies getting potentially upset about that, maybe? But its not really a serious issue.
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>>223989192
dont forget yuna getting bullied off of bluesky by trannies
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>>223989108
He'd see it as good. In his view a parents love is what defeated Tom the first time.
Love conquering evil should be something he'd be all about.
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I don't like the ones where she actually looks like the actor Tom Felton. It's very off putting.
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>>223989035
You advocate for all the things that make the existence of Malfoid impossible. What you feel for Malfoid is not love. It's lust.
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>>223989108
he has a careless attitude regarding malfoy normally, so i don't see him caring about malfoid either.
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>>223989289
just imagine he has a twin sister :)
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>>223989289
did you know that the pic that started it all was posted on Tom Feltons birthday, September 22?
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Malfoidbros, what do we think will happen in the next episode of schmede?
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>>223989317
me dying, I hope
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>>223989165
>>223989264
these other character designs are very good, but i am confused by malfoid being asian.
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>>223989071
why would someone do this???
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>>223989344
she looks like she is trained off kpop idols
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>>223989011
>NTA but 'leftist' doesn't inherently mean 'progressive' or 'woke'.
Yeah, I know that. But people on the left who complain about right-wing culture warriors are always completely wrong about what the culture war actually is. They don't understand or don't even try to understand.

>>223989035
>Oh no I'm leftist af because universal healthcare, pathways to citizenship and immigration reform, reproductive rights, racial, theological and gender equality before the law are all things I think are great.
In other words you are completely detached from reality because your worldview has been shaped entirely by left-wing propaganda. The only remotely legitimate political position on your list is universal healthcare (which is also retarded but at least an understandable mistake). The position on immigration is guaranteed ignorant of any legitimate counter-arguments, and the other points are the kind of pure nonsense ideas that can only be a result of sustained propaganda.

>Btw there's this anime girl harry potter genderbend thing I also really like because none of the things I mentioned earlier have anything to do with it.
The cultural zeitgeist has spent 15 years methodically race-swapping characters, pushing obnoxious stronk female protagonists like Rey Skywalker and other blatant intersectionals, and making love interest roles as unappealing as possible (I don't even think Zendaya is ugly, but her MJ is). The upcoming Harry Potter show literally has a Black Snape, a character described as having pallid white skin and greasy black hair. The most explicitly, unambiguously white character in the entire series got race-swapped.

They have been very happy to change anything that makes conservatives uncomfortable or white males object. Then the NPCs like you will chime in with inane, vapid support as if it's totally random chance.
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>>223989133
>women are disgusting trashy whores
>half the population speaks in pseudo-ebonics
>jeets everywhere
it's a shithole, just not as much of one as the rest of the planet. but it is still genuinely fucked and ruined.
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>>223989071
this aint good for me
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>>223989071
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>>223989316
Conspiracy theory: Tom Felton started it all
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How do you feel about Malfoid becoming a professional Quidditch player on Ron's favorite team after school?
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>>223989469
Fucking snape
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>>223989469
malfoid would rather live on the streets that doing that
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>>223989011
NTA, but leftist does mean that, at least these days. You can identify the core leftist issues by imagining what you can disagree about without getting kicked out of your chosen leftist movement. You can typically pretty safely disagree about monetary policy, means of production, public healthcare, and stuff like that. But get ready to become a pariah if you disagree about immigration, multiculturalism, feminism, or gay stuff. I'm sure you can find lefty/pol/ type people who'd tolerate disagreements about these things too, but they're extremely fringe.
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>>223989469
i dont think shes chuddly enough for the cannon club
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>>223989264
>>223989165
>>223989064
I'd like to see more fanfiction writers actually tackle this premise, of the Weasleys taking Malfoid in due to her being Harry's girlfriend. I imagine it should be awkward as fuck at the start
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>>223989497
pro Quidditch player is respectable, and if she brings a trash team a championship it would massively fuel her ego. Plus it's something she can constantly give Ron shit about for eternity.
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>>223989469
what the fuck is snape doing there playing pro quidditch? how fucked up is this timeline?
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>>223989511
it would be cool if they rightfully mistrusted her and she eavesdrops their true feelings but instead of getting angry or depressed, she feels shame that she and her family are rightfully distrusted and strives to prove theres no plot against harry, no grift. and they in turn see shes truly trying and start to believe the relationship is genuine
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>>223989511
one of the fanfics I've read had something like that
I think it was after the chamber of secrets, after harry saved ginny (in this fanfic it was both ginny and malfoid, I think), in the hospital wing, molly saw harry talk to malfoid and after he left, she approched her and told her
>if you break harry's heart, I will kill you
leaving malfoid speechless
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>>223989511
despite how the creator made Molly take kindly to Malfoid I think she would react more like how she did with Fleur at first. The women of the family was really icy to Fleur, pretty much calling her a dumb french whore and was only with Charlie for his looks and money. She would be overly protective of Harry.

Percy I think would be the only one nice to her at the start given he is a Ministry shill and Malfoys are pretty respected there.
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>>223989290
>What you feel for Malfoid is not love. It's lust.

see:
>>223989133
>one would truly halve to be pathetic to have to self insert in order to enjoy an enemies to lovers romance. What. A. Sad. Boy.


She is for Harry you fool.
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>>223989580
>battery
should have been a rubber duck
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Why do the AI videos make Harry look more like a cool kid? I don't remember the books that much but movie Harry was always kind of a dork.
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>>223989580
ok, this one is funny
>tfw I will never introduce a gf to my parents
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>>223989511
I think helping win the war would smooth out any old resentment. If you mean before that though it could be pretty interesting, like Malfoid has changed but hasn't yet proved it to them.
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>>223989577
you're more autistic than any of the rest of us if you can't understand why people self insert
but i guess you probably like tattooed fat skanks who dress like hookers (modern females) so you've never yearned for someone who can't exist in real life
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>>223989511
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>>223989569
In the case of Fleur: She's part Veela. Women are going to seethe when they face literal magical beauty. Malfoid is at least human. They probably wouldn't be nearly as viscous.
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>>223989606
Yeah, I was thinking of Harry bringing her along for Christmas during their fourth of fifth year, just before things go to shit
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>>223989687
what happens in the books during christmas in 4th year? Was he too busy with the tournament or did he go back?
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>>223989727
>what happens in the books during christmas in 4th year?
yule ball
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https://youtu.be/e_hoUqySKk0?si=fjBAtEkikHcaEOb5

Damn, people are now making music out of Foyege vids
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>>223989682
Lucius is pretty shitty to Arthur at work, there might be some bad blood between the family.
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>>223989648
how did Harry not immediately use Crucio on Ron here? This man has self control.
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>>223989064
Fuck me Ginny is a cutie here
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>>223989748
a simple punch would be more effective imo
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>>223988444
Dumblefoid is superior.
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>>223989744
I like Molly being kind to Malfoid. There's no need to be cruel to her just because of her dad.
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>>223989744
this is like the 3rd time I see this part and I still don't get it
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*tap sign*
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>>223989802
>MALFOID SUCKS
oh yeah she does.
she bites too.
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>>223989782
She's marking her territory in front of Ginny
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>>223989727
seeing men and women side by side is always a surprising shot. their heads are so small. theyre just so small when you can see them compared to you like this
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>>223989604
he's supposed to be kind of a dork canonically, at least in the earlier parts
which makes it very sweet that malfoid likes him despite him not being a gigachad
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i really like that everyone is recast and its not the old actors. what matters is the story, not the original actors
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>>223989506
the perfect case example of this is ironically the author of harry potter. She agrees with leftist shit 95% of the way, but her only 50% agreement with trannyshit (she thinks 'trans women' are women but they can be excluded from places only biological women should be allowed to enter) makes her worse than hitler
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>>223989856
she liked him at his absolute worst on first sight, straight out of the dursley's dressed like a homeless twig in broken ugly glasses
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why do they make that fucking nerd a chad? i need to self insert as ugly bastard
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>>223989892
neville please...
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>>223989880
she looks way too korean for me
she might as well start saying shit like unnie
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>>223989402
>women are disgusting trashy whores
>I can't get pussy

lol

>>223989374
>herpaderp ur evil in too many words
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>>223989892
>if he's not a pseudokorean gigachad or literally just henry cavill with glasses then he must be an ugly bastard
shouldn't you be getting your back blown out by tyrone, foid?
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>>223989915
It's cute, but they look like aliens.
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>>223989614
I have a cute girlfriend and I do understand why you self insert, I just grew out of needing to escape and appreciate the art for what it is. Neat.

There is no need to be offended or feel attacked anon, this is a safe space.
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>>223989108
Dumbledore would want harmony between the houses and collective synergy. He'd also see that Harry would be a good foil and counter for Malfoy, which in many of our fictions, he is by redeeming her from evil and perhaps even saving her parents. Parents who had helped Voldemort to kill his own. Harry is basically Jesus.
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>>223989912
unlike you and your fellow degens, my desire is not to "get pussy"; it's to have a girlfriend/wife who is an actual human being and not a skank who spends all day scrolling instagram so she can copy the thots she sees. good women don't exist in real life, hence the yearning for malfoid
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>>223989136
Why are the Irish catching strays?
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>>223989071
If this was a story game on Steam, it'd top the charts.
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>>223989979
>Why are the Irish catching strays?
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>>223989941
unfortunately, because women like malfoid don't exist, i don't have the option to grow out of needing to self insert.
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>>223989071
>3 minutes long
>feels like a lifetime
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>>223989264
c'mon now, she prepares potions, she has to know how to peal veggies
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I watched Goblet of Fire for the first time in ages. There would be some fun Malfoid moments in that.
Also Fleur wears a Drive jacket in one scene for some reason
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>>223990094
She drives
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>>223989224
>The only thing I have seen
Consider how there might be lots of things you haven't seen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bLDsAIXEiw
The word "foid" alone has foids seething.
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>>223989080
>I don't see anyone on the left being mad about Malfoid either
I have more that I have yet to add.
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>>223989071
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>>223990094
Moody's lecture about the 3 unforgivable curses is probably my favorite scene in all 8 movies. Positively riveting. Shame none of the other Dark Arts professors had testicles like him.
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>>223989192
I first noticed this when the JA Vazquez video dropped. That first video was peak.
>>223989252
I genuinely felt bad for her. Watched her video and the poor thing sounded on the verge of tears.
>>223989317
More drama and mind games.
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>>223988755
it's absolutely mental
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>>223989064
Now even China corrected the color of her eyes and the roots of her hair.
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>>223990350
come on dude, that's nothing compared to >>223989071
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>>223989845
>that giant helping
Its like eating with a Italian family.
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>>223990400
>riterarry me
>>223990409
fair point
fuck my life
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>>223990389
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This is what Harry wanted for a tri wizard tournament
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqX1aZ0Ve74
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>>223988457
Because rightists try to claim everything that's popular for themselves and then to use it as a cudgel against leftists and liberals.

I'm a leftist too and I think it's a better romance than anything in the canon story.
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>>223990341
>>223990350
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>>223990510
>rightists
no one uses this term
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>>223990514
>>223990341
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>>223990530
I use this term.
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>>223990510
Your peers that are seething are basically an example of pic related, but instead of Norman Rockwell, its Malfoid.
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>>223990207
>Moody's
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Foyege style for fantasy and romance, or at least that East Asian flavor of melodrama romance.

Schmede style for the more realistic take of the story, more drama and headgames.
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>>223990562
I was waiting for it. I honestly don't care if it was an impostor or not. It doesn't change how cool a scene it is.
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>>223990510
>Because rightists try to claim everything that's popular for themselves and then to use it as a cudgel against leftists and liberals
since when? It's the left that is taking over all media and trying to "modernize" it, turning it all into shit to "own the chuds"
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>Listen up libtards! I told @grok to make a picture of Draco Malfoy as a girl, and then I jerked off to it! Then I broke down into tears about how the jews took her from me in real life!
Libtards: owned.
Trannies: owned.
The West: saved.
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>>223990650
i don't jerk off to malfoid, my love for her is too pure for that
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>>223989770
Now make her look more like JK.
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>>223990554
>Your peers that are seething...

Yeah, all five of them.

By and large, leftists just don't care about low brow pop culture on a political level, the way rightists do. Obviously they might follow it or be fans of something on a personal level, but the average leftist doesn't watch some Hollywood action movie and think "How can I instrumentalize the discourse around this from a leftist angle." It doesn't have the compulsive urge to force everything into a political dichotomy, like how rightists assess everything as being either "woke" or "trad".

Obviously I could give you a "leftist reading" of Malfoid as a rivals to lovers story about a girl from an elitist, racist, aristocratic background learning to let go of her prejudices by loving a boy who represents everything she was told to reject, and finding redemption that way. But I'd genuinely feel dirty doing so, because I don't want to spoil a cute romance by projecting a political statement onto it.

Meanwhile, one gets the impression, rightists can't enjoy anything before convincing themselves it doesn't contradict, matter of fact affirms, their politics. As a leftist I like plenty of media that I can acknowledge has strong conservative subtext, because I can recognize its artistic merit without having contort myself, trying to find a leftist interpretation, before I can allow myself to enjoy it. Rightists seem largely incapable of that.
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>>223990589
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>LEFTIES HURRR
>RIGHTOIDS REEE
Holy fuck retards shut the fuck up
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have any of you guys had any malfoid-related dreams? i haven't had any yet
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>>223990766
based snapefleck
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>>223990650
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>>223990745
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>>223990745
See this is why I’m all for wiping out the liberal left from existence. You make the world worse by your mere presence alone.
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>>223990868
I enjoy writing, man.
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>>223990745
>By and large, leftists just don't care about low brow pop culture on a political level,
Sure bro. The entire comic industry says otherwise.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8LWJfQ9dzk
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>>223990889
rather pointless if nobody reads it
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>>223990893
>>223990745
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>>223990849
i just want malfoid, children would be a distraction
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>>223989064
>>223989165
>malfoy looks vaguely like a kpop star
>captions in chinese
hmm
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>>223990661
But Ginny would be younger than malfoid...
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>>223990942
It's impressive that the dialogue in general is actually more fucking painful than the "um heckin yikes" moment.
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>>223990964
youth potion
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>>223990942
how is dc not dead yet
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>>223990990
>he needs his nappies
why would he need diapers?
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>Pictured: Water is harvested to cool the data processing complexes powering the Malfoid Dating Simulator Matrix (2036, colourised)
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Malfoid is the best thing from 2026 so far
The arts only, of course, AI made or not
I don't give even a half of a fuck about the original IP and about the discussion regarding how things would be like of said character was a female
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Letrv1FAxxo
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Should Malfoid have prominent canines?
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>>223991050
perhaps nvidia should buy the rights to a Malfoid anime and create it entirely using AI in order to increase acceptance of more data centers
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>>223991078
fuck no. she's not a vampire nor a serpent
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>>223991078
I don't mind for the anime version but not real version
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>>223991103
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>Molly defending and feeding Malfoid
c-cute. This should definitely be in the epilogue.
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>>223990745
>but the average leftist doesn't watch some Hollywood action movie and think "How can I instrumentalize the discourse around this from a leftist angle."
Isn't every Hollywood action movie instrumentalized around a leftist angle in the first place? This sounds a lot like the usual
>you addressing/reacting to the problem is the REAL problem
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i would build a von neumann swarm and turn the entire observable universe into a computer if it meant i could feel malfoid holding my hand for even a microsecond
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Can someone explain why Malfoid is korean?
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So now that we've all agreed that Mafloid's Patronus is a Peacock, what's your Patronus?
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>day after day malfoid generals hit bump limit super fast
>there are like 5 generals per day now
>jannies no longer bother to purge them
Malfoid won
This is now a Malfoid supremacy board
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>>223991173
>aliens watching their entire vast interstellar civilization be converted into pure energy so anon can go on a date in Hogsmeade
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>>223991213
>we've all agreed
Like hell we have. I stand by the doe patronus cast at the battle for hogwarts.
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>>223991230
they will learn to yearn before they die
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what is going on bros, I don't even normally like blondes but malfoid has cut me deep. I think it's the specific combination of
1) tsundere
2) youthful/energetic
3) modest attire (no tits and ass hanging out all the time, fuck you lewdposters)
4) no tattoos or other degeneracy
5) racist (I would curbstomp every muggle I came across if I lived in the HP universe)
fuck, typing this out has somehow made me even more suicidal than I already was
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>>223991230
>they start yearning too
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>>223991290
seek help
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>>223991290
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>>223991290
bro you are literally me. I don't really like blondes that much but she makes me reconsider.
I think its more the tsundere/enemies to lovers thing thats more important.
to be honest I think I just want a cute girl to like me and shes not the town bike or boring like ginny
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>>223991323
>t. seething niggerfellatio tranny
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>>223991187
Because Koreans made a 100 chapter novel years ago
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>>223991247
no, peacock is much more epic
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>>223991145
There's been maybe a handful of Hollywood blockbuster movies that I'd consider to have had any clear leftist messaging in the last 20 years, and with about half of those, I'm almost sure it was accidental.

But that'd just get us into some pointless discussion about what that even means. I don't feel very politically represented by popular media. Not at all.
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>>223991416
what if her patronum was just a cock?
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>>223991290
>i dont even normally like blondes
Gay
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>>223991515
i feel like this should include Dumbledore seeing it and laughing at the end
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>>223991524
Or he puts her in detention and she does it again
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>>223991524
"DRACO MALFOY DID YOU JUST DROPKICK THAT HOUSE ELF THROUGH THE WINDOW?" Dumbledore said calmly. "10 points to Slytherin."
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>>223991453
we're talking about malfoid, not you
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>>223991515
>>223991524
>>223991533
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>>223988656
Bro
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>>223988755
It's a high budget shitpost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QKeYse5GF8
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>>223989071
Why are the anons replying like that
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>>223991344
>boring like ginny
how to not be boring like ginny? genuinely. i would really like to experience a love like this if it is possible. sorry for cringeposting
t. young woman
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>>223989080
Me when I lie
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>>223988742
>Manfoy
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>>223989064
That was good
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>>223991696
Depends which Ginny we're talking about. Movie Ginny had no personality, but also pretty much no screentime. And wasn't especially good looking, but eh.

Book Ginny was just this shy fan girl up to Book 5, when they made her more sassy and outgoing. I actually liked her fine as a character, but her romance with Harry was still underdeveloped and it felt like they ended up together, because Rowling felt she had to hook up Harry with someone and couldn't think of anyone better..
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>>223991693
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>>223991704
are we now at the point where Malfoid becomes Malfoy and the original Malfoy becomes Manfoy?
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>>223991696
juts b urself
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>>223990088
she uses magic most of the time, she thinks doing it like muggles is beneath her
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I'm YEARNING all over my AI dolls so hard right now
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>>223990745
>Me when I lie
What's the point of this? It's not 2016 anymore. There's no more left-right discourse after the wake of Kirk's assassination, all parts of the right realised that the left wants them dead, broke and their children raped and they think it's funny.
You're not going to be met with any sincerity because there's no point
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>>223991758
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the AI data centers can use all the water in the world, I only thirst for more malfoid content
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>>223991290
Probably the idea of two youths who struggle, overcome their differences and come together. You know, they've respectively "earned" it.
Malfoid's not gonna land in my lap, so I've started working out again
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>>223991770
Demonize us all you want, I don't care. I'm not the one who tries to make Harry Potter fanfiction a weapon in the Culture Warâ„¢, I just respond to people who insist on doing so. For me, the way I engage with art, media and culture, out of genuine love for it, and the way I engage with politics, out of a sense of responsibility, are mostly unrelated to each other.
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>>223991515
KEEP THE FILTHY HALF-BREED HOUSE-ELF VERMIN IN THEIR PLACE
CRUSH THEN UNDER PUREBLOOD HEEL
HEIL SALAZAAR
HEIL SLYTHERIN
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>>223991696
Anon you can't just change your personality like that, personalities are built off of life experiences. Boring people are those that have little of that, which I guess applies to most of us here.
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>>223991799
>Malfoid's not gonna land in my lap, so I've started working out again
Lol, lmao
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>>223991737
Ta anon, perfectly explained
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>>223991812
I can tell you typed all this out with one hand.
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>>223991830
It's extremely arrogant and at the same time completely in-character for Malfoid to have a plushie of herself
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>>223991812
Bit slick to brush that one off aye?
That anon is right, there's no point in engaging you people.
Leftists genuinely wish to subvert anything and everything good in the world
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>>223991696
>Boring
It's not a case of boring, just be nice to a young man and smile/laugh at his shitty jokes. He'll think the world of you. It's really not that hard
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>>223991696
You type like an autist, which outs you as a trannoid.
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>>223989580
Extemely Asian coded, but still very well made.
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>>223991885
underrated, pretty good
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>>223991078
Good for the variant of Malfoid that is intentionally full of ridiculous over-the-top anime stereotypes
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>>223991851
She's crazy enough to appreciate a ferret plushie too
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>>223991885
looks like a tranny
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>>223991943
Doubt
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>>223991416
True. And it should be distinct from Harry's.
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>>223989604
Ignoring Daniel's physical size and just going by the books, he isn't a dork, he is a sports jock. Not a crazy gigachad, but not some dweeb either. When he is described as scrawny it's because he is a 14 year old being pitted against 18 year olds who are actual peak gigachads of their respective schools.
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>>223991988
this, when he duels the book mentions his quidditch athleticism helping him out.
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>>223989071
>>223992000
brits, does your country still look like this?
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>>223991290
Does she remind you of girls you used to know?
Does she remind you of opportunities for romance squandered?
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>>223989604
Harry is canonically 6 feet tall in Deathly Hallows
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>>223991758
By all means
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>>223992022
british people are a minority in london
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>>223992022
It's missing four hundred deliveroo drivers going around pavements on bikes
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>>223991290
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>>223992090
>gook with albinism
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Is Malfoid meant to be anglo white or a kpop idol doing whiteface. Same for Harry
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>>223992105
better?
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>>223992126
For me pic related is canon 3D Malfoid
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>>223992126
Purebred Norman aristocrat, but a lot of Koreans fanboys depict her as one of their own.
Like Jesus.
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>>223992105
That doesn't look asian, it looks like a blonde with japanese style makeup
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>>223992131
>better?
extremely
>>223992133
this is my favourite though
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>>223990341
>>223989520
>>223990501
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>>223990589
damn it, I gotta fap now
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>>223990510
>I think it's a better romance than anything in the canon story.
Youre just a weeb with a tsundere complex, Harry got the poor rural redhead and Draco is a boy
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>>223992090
That's a really good way to figure out which posters are white or not
Lmao
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>>223988444
OP's picture is not Malfoid. That's just a generic expressionless AIslop girl.
Malfoid is no longer Malfoid when you remove the tsundere ojou-sama anime elements to her personality.
The reason why the meme took off was entirely because of the endearing nature of her anime personality.
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>>223992209
Ewww
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>>223992022
Cockneys are effectively extinct nowadays.
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>>223992133
I mean it's ai so they're flawless and all that.
But hHarry looks something like his book counterpart and Malfoid as well, if a bit egirly
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>>223992131
A million times better
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How long till WB hires an anime studio to make an OG HP universe anime movie?
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>>223992279
Never because Rowling won't allow it.
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>>223992285
Why are m*dbloods so uncivilized?
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>>223989979
Slytherin was Irish.
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>>223989604
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>>223992258
Wow thanks for making him cum you fuckin faggot lmao. Way to spend a thursday
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>>223992244
Fuck off faggot
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>>223992258
>Better help my bro get off to a teenage girl
Kys
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>>223992287
Thank God for Rowling
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>>223992279
Never. The chinese will make a poorly copied version of it however.
Will it be any good? No.
Will it be full of weird asian third worldisms? Yes.
But it'll be what we can get, I suppose
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They are losing it
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>>223992298
Malfoid is a slim A cup. She has a seeker's build, anything bigger would throw off her balance.
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>>223992359
>we saw that some harry potter fanfic was trending and hopped onto the hype train to bring awareness to something and as you can see the analytics prove that it worked
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>>223992376
There's a malfoid thread on /trash/ thats full of not!porn shit. Just saying
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>>223989011
>NTA but 'leftist' doesn't inherently mean 'progressive' or 'woke'.
It does these days.
Classical Marxism was the thing in previous eras. Cultural Marxism is the current leftism.
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>>223990162
>I don't like to be aggressive/violent on the account
The implication that they have a separate account specifically for being aggressive/violent.

It's amazing how these people go around thinking that they're genuinely good people who spread love and "good vibes" when the second someone engages in the slightest wrong-think, they immediately call for violence and death. They're talking about killing people just for liking Harry Potter as if all these fuckers weren't hardcore HP fans who probably played Quidditch on the grass at conventions and defined themselves by what house they got sorted into by that dumbass website just a few years ago. I get it's hyperbole, but this is just insanity.

Also calling Rowling "comedically evil" just shows how little tolerance they have for anyone that doesn't follow the herd. Rowling agrees with probably 98% of everything else these fags believe in, but because she refuses to play into their fetish delusion, now she's "comedically evil" like she spends all her timing patting a cat and screaming "I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME, TROON GADGET!"

Anyway here is some spicy Malfoid so I'm also contributing to the thread.
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>>223992376
I quite like the look of 'foid here.
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>>223992359
>you drew a meme, care to explain
>I just-
>lock him up
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>>223989133
>Unironically the best place on earth but w/
Because unlike the rest of the world, we only have ot put up with a 30% population full of third-worlders. Of course, we are still better than countries that are 100% full of third-worlders, but we are slowly heading in that direction.
If you think universal healthcare, reproductive rights, and racial and gender equality are what make the West great, why would you threaten that by importing millions of people who disagree with your values?
Also, to pop your liberal delusion in advance, no, they will not assimilate. They will never assimilate. Their nations are way because of who they are as a people.
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>>223992359
>We strawmanned Malfoid Yearners as le evil right wingers and they should be in jail!!!!!111111!!1!1!!!!
Wonder if that totally sincere leftoid is still in the thread
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>>223992314
she's 20
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>>223989035
Malfoy is literally what you would call "far-right". It makes complete sense why people on the left would dislike the idea of others liking her.
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leftards proving that being into tsundere into a basedfaggot thing
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>>223989941
>I just grew out of needing to escape and appreciate the art for what it is.
Easy to say when the entire cultural landscape is dedicated to your political ideology. Hollywood has no problem catering to your fantasies - they do it religiously.
The rest of us need to find our fantasies elsewhere, unfortunately. Finding a woman who is like Malfoid is practically next to nil, thanks to your ideology.
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>>223992382
Well it worked, I have never thought about the US department of education before and now I am aware of them like never before.
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>>223992438
also Harry never "fixes" her racism, he just tolerates it more. Leftists who cheer Kirk's death would never understand that.
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>>223989976
It's fine; no one expects her to understand the difference from her liberal ivory tower.
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>>223989011
Doesn't have to, but usually does. If you reject class based hierarchy, there's a decent chance you'll also reject, or at least be skeptical of, hierarchy based on race, gender or sexual orientation.
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>>223992435
>Hogwarts uniform
>Students start at 11 years and finish at 17
Gee I dunno bro somehow I think you might be fibbing
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>>223992359
>>223992433
>>223992438
>>223992453
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>>223992433
I'm right here.
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>>223989912
>herpaderp ur evil in too many words
I can shorten it for you if you want.
You love to murder babies and justify it.
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>>223990510
>Because rightists try to claim everything that's popular for themselves and then to use it as a cudgel against leftists and liberals.
Horseshit. "Rightists" is just everyone who isn't hard left of centre AKA "normal people" and everything that is or was popular WAS ours, until the increasingly degenerate "left" (I really hate reducing everything into the left/right binary), decided that popular culture should cater exclusively to them and their narrow worldview and if you don't like what they've turned it into, then you're literally the most evil person alive and should be drawn and quartered while being publicly shamed for your wrongthink. You could cure cancer and SIDS, and you'd still be pilloried if you publicly said you don't think troons should use women's bathrooms.
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>>223989035
>>223989035
>immigration reform
like what happened in france
>reproductive rights
what the fuck is that wording? fucking afraid to say you want women to be able to abort their children? lol can't even spell it out correctly because too cowardly to say it but not too cowardly to support it.
>gender equality
so women can join the military and men can go in women sports correct? they are equal.
thanks for confirming malfoid is liked by troons that don't understand shit
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>>223992487
How come leftoids wanna put Malfoid Yearners in jail?
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>>223990530
I use it :(
Rightists and rightism, I see no reason why they shouldn't be terms.
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>>223992478
your waifu hates your autistic leftie ass
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>>223992500
They're imbeciles, probably. The ones writing that, mind, not leftoids in general.
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>>223992478
Nigga are you dumb?
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>>223992505
your retarded and should go back to tiktok or sharty i dunno where your fag type comes from
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Cedrica is pretty cute.
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>>223992508
You really are the fucking meme about leftoids lying. Didn't even try to not bullshit
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>>223992500
>Stop liking blonde Staceys right now
Or something
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>>223992508
leftshits are the most imbeciles of every group that ever lived ever
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>>223992500
Trump hired her
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>>223992279
Modern WB wouldn't and couldn't. They've gone insane and retarded. But it does have me picturing a crummy CW TV series like Riverdale or Smallville but it's the Harry Potter series and explicitly geared toward teen drama rather than the overarching plot.
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>>223992535
Yanks ruin everything they touch.
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>>223991145
>you addressing/reacting to the problem is the REAL problem
Unironically, this is what liberals believe. The problem isn't the actual problem; it's you noticing the problem.
They think everything about life can be socially engineered. If you are upset about something bad happening, like mass immigration, then we just need to teach people to be happy about mass immigration instead. If they do that, then everything will work out, and the liberal utopia will come about.
This is why they so desperately want to ban and censor any opposing ideas.

>>223990745
>>223991449
You are just No True Scotsmanning leftism.
We can see through you.
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>>223992509
Dummy are you a nigger?
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>>223991009
This is from 2021, and DC has made SUBSTANTIAL improvements since then. Also this was written by Tim Sheridan and a brief look at his bibliography and it's almost all gay-related, like DC Pride. I really hope we can get to a point as a society where we can just drop all the faggy shit and Pride stops being a thing entirely.
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>>223991515
Her face looks like she's both possessed and has palsy.
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Thursday is for yearning
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>>223992535
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For me it's gremlin Malfoid
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>>223990510
>me when I pretend the culture war isn't entirely the left's doing.
Are you so far left that you just don't see them pushing politics into culture (a fish doesn't realise they are in water type of deal), or are you lying to advance your cause?
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>>223992592
Unless they can retcon Tim Drake being a faggot DC will never be fixed
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>>223992616
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>>223991050
>>223991103
>>223991122
>>223991173
>>223991230
Fucking kek
I haven't been this excited about a meme since fucking Besiege threads back on /v/ in 2015
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>>223992640
JKR denies the Holocaust?
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>>223991230
Quadrillions will yearn
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>>223991290
I hate tsundere, but this is actually getting me to convert.
Everything else I love about her.
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>>223992537
Kino idea. Smallville's greatest strength was using the IP as a backdrop for slice of life/monster of the week stories, which is a CRIMINALLY unexplored arena for HP because it is eternally glued to its protagonists. People wonder why a half-assed game like Howard's Legacy sold so much, it's because it was the first real look into the HP world without retreading the same plot. Even Fantastic Beasts had too many glup shittos and ham fisted references that brought it down (and it wasn't centered on school life which is half the appeal). We could have protags who AREN'T all Gryffindor, multiple romance, friendship, and rivalry plots, more explorations into the goofy world of HP magic but no.
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>>223988444
SAAAAARRS
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>>223992623
I have a fantasy where I'm a billionaire and can buy Warner Brothers (or at least DC) and I create a mandate that not only does Tim break up with his boyfriend and go back to dating Stephanie, but that he explicitly states that he isn't gay and the whole thing was "just a phase" purely because I know how much that will piss off the SJWs.

I'd also have Jon Kent turned straight and maybe even written out of canon, same with Damian, not because he's gay, just because I fucking hate Damian.
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>>223992535
>>223992613
miggers are delusional subhumans
malfoid wouldn't debase herself by getting involved with muggle politics let alone american politics, especially not in service of a zionist pedophile cabal
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>>223992654
Behold, fascist propaganda.
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>>223992654
people who got a bluesky account should be put on a list
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Posting nazism in a nazi thread
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>>223992620
>Lying to advance your cause
Gee I dunno anon, could the leftoid be doing what's been memed to death about?
Gosh golly could the leftoid be lying through his teeth?
Gosh it's so hard to figure out
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>>223992653
I rather it be explained as mind control or alien parasite. Same with Iceman over at Marvel. Just confirm Jean turned him gay with psychic.
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I cried myself to sleep yesterday
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i've fallen asleep hugging a pillow imagining it's Malfoid for the past month
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>>223992697
i'll probably do that tonight if i don't pass out from the alcohol first
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>>223992654
I mean kinda yeah they might on something.
Cos this anon >>223991819
Is on something
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>>223992620
To me it simply looks like to most rightists, most of the people and corporations making popular media are leftists and most of the critics are just centrist people pushing back against them. According to most leftists, most of the the people and corporations producing media are centrist (or rather, producing centrist media with no strong political subtext to appeal to the widest possible audience regardless of their personal views) and most of the critics are rightists trying to gain a monopoly on its surrounding discourse.
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>>223992697
Sucks bro
Don't yearn for the misery, yearn for the joy of it and change a bit about yourself
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>>223990389
Absolutely Anguapilled
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>>223992697
>>223992712
bros
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>>223992716
no, that post is hilarious and dobby deserves it for being the jar jar binks of the franchise
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>>223992716
>he doesn't know about the subplots
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And not a single tv show or movie was discussed by the depressed anime virgin waifufag unironic slop posters that day, like every day before that
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>>223992785
We discussed the MCU (Malfoid Cinematic Universe) at length
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>>223992785
The movies were discussed in this very thread and if we mention the tv show you'll say its a psyop and shitpost about it.
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>>223988457
How in the actual fuck do people manage to make some genderbent character from a children's franchise a political issue?
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>>223992729
what can i change about myself that will make malfoid real?
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>>223992741
Is this loss?
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>>223992847
Because everything that has ever existed is political.
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>>223989374
>In other words you are completely detached from reality
This is very rich coming from any person on this board.
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>>223991230
>the last thing they hear is "Scared, Pottah?"
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>>223992847
Because if one group of lunatics decides to get offended by something, the mere act of telling them to fuck off will be taken as a political statement by them. Once that happens, other people who hate said lunatics will latch on to something that clearly pisses them off.
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>>223992712
Get a sex doll and dress her up.
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>>223992712
i should try that
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It's funny how leftists pretend they didn't insert Harry Potter into all politics a few years ago calling Trump "He who must not be named" and all maga death eaters until recently when they now pretend Harry Potter was always bad
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>>223991696
It's literally impossible for a girl to not be boring.
Just like him, be kind to him.
He wants peace. If you bring too much excitment/drama, he will not like it.
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>>223992879
>group of lunatics
Let me guess, this is based on people seeing a few tweets complaining about it. You know, the site that complains about literally everything.
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>>223992022
Small villages still look like little ol' England.
All major cities are just globohomo wastelands.
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>>223992901
malfoid isn't boring
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>>223992314
No one cares.
She isn't real.
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potty head
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>>223992926
>She isn't real.
FUCK YOU
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>>223992906
Oh, you’re doing that thing where you lie about being an outside observer so you can push a no true Scotsman again.
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>>223992926
SHE IS REAL TO ME
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>>223992647
This is my favourite model
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>>223992515
Why? What term do you use? Do you just use right-wingers or right-wing ideology like some Yank?
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>>223992926
>She isn't real.
thank you for the reminder anon, i definitely wasn't already painfully aware of that or anything
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>>223992654
Bold of you to assume the "average ape" doesn't want what you would classify as fascism.
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>>223992926
the yearning is real
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>>223992694
Don't get so high and mighty there; there are genuine Useful Idiots who fall into the former category.
They don't see liberalism advancing into cultural spaces because their entire life revolves around liberalism. They don't see a problem with it.
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>>223992847
Well this trend was built up with the intent to be a middle finger to gay leftoid retards, so their bitching is not baseless. It probably wouldn't have mattered either way though, they'd still make a politics show of it for being associated with JK Rowling and a trend about a straight white girl associated with blood purity.
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>>223992991
This trend was built up because enough people like the concept. Any butthurt is incidental.
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I dont care what some politically obsessed lunatics are doing. I just wanna yearn
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Will you yearn with me brother?
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>>223992949
No, I'm doing that thing where I assume something based on history and experience.
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I can't wait to wake up and see new content
good night
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>>223992725
I mean, it completely depends on how we are going to define left, centrist, and right, because I guarantee that we have different definitions of them.
To me, centrists are liberals, liberals are leftists, and rightists are non-liberals. But someone is going to have a completely different ruleset, and thus, any conversation with them is just going to be confusing af for everyone involved.
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>>223993036
again with this 'rightist' nonsense
>non-liberals
the entire "political spectrum" of the west is liberal
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>>223993036
Probably true. I mean, a leftist, to me, is someone who rejects or is at least very critical of a class based society. A rightist is someone who approves of a class based society or wants an even stricter class divide. That's kinda the basic idea.
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>>223992847
The culture war is prominent in everything we do these days.
When leftists take control of the media establishment and push for everything you consume to be used for social enginering (Gramsci style), you can't just sit down and take it.
Blame Gramsci.
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>>223993070
How does shitting up random 4chan threads with political garbage help win this culture war, though? It's like going "We have to put a stop to these Russians!" and then bombing New Zealand or something.
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>>223992848
>Make malfoid real
It's not so much real as the ideal of Malfoid. Let it inspire you to seek that out in real world, not as a one for one but in a way that makes you yearn
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>>223992918
>malfoid isn't boring
Sorry, I misspoke. What I meant to say is that it is impossible for a girl to be boring. They are, by their nature, exciting.
Don't worry about being boring or not, worry about bringing peace.
In the same way girls seek to feel safe around a man, a man seeks to feel relaxed around a woman. If he can't be himself around you, or he has to walk on eggshells, it doesn't nothing but stress him out.
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>>223992900
Yeah. It's why I'm dismissive of leftoids coming in and trying to run cover for their peers
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>>223992943
>>223992954
>>223992969
Sorry, I touched a nerve.
I meant in the sense that jerking off to her isn't immoral. There is no victim.
>>223992980
The yearning is definitely real.
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>>223992985
>High and mighty
More so bitterly sarcastic ackshually
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>>223993055
Hence, anyone who remotely thinks outside of liberalism is considered "far-right", implying they are so right-wing they are off the scale.
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>>223993025
>Yearner Voldemort
Absolutely peak and based subplot
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>>223993062
Woah, you're a commie. Cringe
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>>223993062
Yeah, that is a pretty good definition. Captures everything essential that can be extrapolated from there.
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>>223992209
Filth.
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>>223993111
I'm not bombing New Zealand. I have been talking to leftists this entire time.
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>>223993153
That's incorrect. Anyone considered classic liberal is "far right." There are no non-liberals in any kind of mainstream discussion.
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>>223993149
Yeah, that was a better term. I was struggling to find the words there. Thanks,
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>ITT leftists practicing pilpul
Very cute!
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>>223993111
>How does shitting up random 4chan threads with political garbage help win this culture war, though?
No idea but the other side hates it so it's clearly working.
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>>223993156
>don't mind me keep going
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>started rereading the books and taking notes about changes for a malfoid version
What the fuck am I doing with myself? Also Alan Rickman's Snape was way more likeable than his book counterpart.
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>>223993175
Eww, I am not a classical liberal.
Classical liberals are not far-right; they are liberal. They believe everything modern day liberals do.
Ethnonationalism is expressly non-liberal.
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>>223993226
Alan Rickmen played Snape too well.
Makes you wonder if Rowling made him a good guy at the end because of the actor's charisma.
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>>223993250
>Ethnonationalism is expressly non-liberal.
Enthnonationalism and Liberalism went together for the whole of the 19th century, just look at how WWI ended, Liberal America won and Europe was divided up into ethnostates.
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>>223993194
How about you pilpul that dick outta your ass?
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>>223993226
>Book snape vs movie snape
Because he was a cunt in the books and he'd be utterly irredeemable. The audience would've cheered at his death (deserved)
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>>223993250
>Ethnonationalism is non-liberal
Lmao okay. Explain what the German Revolution of 1848 was. And the lead up to it. Lol even
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>>223992847
>tell people from the youngest age that there's nothing more important than pol-Superbowl
>they actually believe that
simple as

btw the Malfoys are Tories not disgusting vulgar pig-like slop eaters whose heroes are their heroes BECAUSE they were traitors to the crown.
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>>223993275
>>223993300
Ethnonationalism goes against liberalism philosophically. It is a complete contradiction of their founding philosophies and values.
It's just that it takes time for ideas to develop.
For example, America is a nation founded on liberalism, and it even states in its founding documents that all men are created equal. However, they didn't abolish slavery until the 1860s, and they didn't give black people full rights until 1964.
You can't look at that and say slavery or Jim Crow is in line with liberal ideology because the two existed at the same time. It just isn't. It's just that it takes time for ideologies to evolve and be applied in different ways.
Ethnonationlism is the idea that all people are not equal. A core tenet of liberalism is that all people are equal.
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>>223993340
>You can't look at that and say slavery or Jim Crow is in line with liberal ideology because the two existed at the same time.
That's entirely different, the liberals weren't the ones supporting slavery or implementing jim crow laws, but in Europe they were the ones promoting German/Italian/Polish nationalism and drawing borders along ethnic lines against the conservatives that wanted to maintain the borders of 1815.
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>>223993340
Liberalism is the source of ideas like rights, nationstates, popular sovereignty, social contract theory, autonomous epistemology, material constructivism. I doubt you can decouple your beliefs from liberalism.
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It's kinda crazy how easy of a change to the story Malfoid is, all while fixing so many existing issues. Is there any other silver bullet like this in fiction? I can't think of any.
Malfoid's inclusion in the plot:
>Fixes the perception that Slytherin is evil
>Gives Harry an actually good and interesting forbidden romance instead of ending up with Ginny who nobody likes. Also mirrors Snape's relationship with Lilly
>Gives Malfoy a satisfying redemption arc instead of what we actually got in book 7
>Could even be used to fix the lame elder wand technicality and just have Malfoid and Harry's love defeat Voldemort even when he has a fully powered elder wand
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>>223992535
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>>223993499
Yes. Sasuke as a woman fixes Naruto's unhealthy obsession.
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>page 10 already
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>>223993395
>the liberals weren't the ones supporting slavery or implementing jim crow laws
Yes, they were. The Founding Fathers didn't abolish slavery in 1776. The abolitionists didn't advocate for equal rights back in 1865.
They were liberal, just not in the current interpretation of liberalism that we have today, because these things take time.
The liberals of the German revolution held non-liberal beliefs like ethnonationalism because they weren't as liberal as we interpret it today.

>>223993397
>rights
I literally do not believe in equal rights for people of different ethnicities.
>social contract theory
The social contract theory is wrong. There is no State of Nature.
>I doubt you can decouple your beliefs from liberalism.
I don't disagree with the premise; since liberalism has been the hegemony for the last few centuries, it will be difficult to imagine a world outside it. There will be things I wouldn't even realise are a result of liberalism.
I guess a better description would be the rejection of some liberal ideas whilst we accept others, since we have been so enveloped in them our entire lives, and we were born in nations that have been driven by liberalism for the last few centuries.
Maybe a better term I should have used is post-liberal. Non-liberal implies a complete rejection of all of liberalism, which is probably not accurate.
Post-liberal (which is what I am still referring to as far-right from before) would be an ideology that rejects the falsehoods of liberalism, but still recognises the good things that can be reasoned from different perspectives.
For example, maybe I can find an alternative rationale for popular sovereignty outside of the liberal framework, whilst still rejecting the false principles (equality). Or maybe I can still accept popular sovereignty based on purely pragmatic purposes, recognising that liberalism was at least correct on that front.
Anyway, I am spitballing here.

Thanks for the conversations, but I have to go.
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>>223993340
Uh huh. Anyways the German Revolution of 1848 was a movement based around Pan-Germanism (ethnonationalism) and liberalism. Part of a big wave of similar movements across Europe at the time
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>>223992863
Yeah, I don't consider myself "from this board."
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>>223989071
Dude, is this man trying to increase the male suicide rate? Why would he show me this.

Also, the JVKE songs are peak for these Malfoid memes.
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>>223993695
Again, not relevant, as I explained above.
Just because someone holds two contradictory ideas at the same time does not mean those two ideas are not contradictory.
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>>223993036
>>223992725
Lots of retarded answers here in the way of these careless reductionism.
When people say the culture war was started and pushed by "the left" it's because it has been pushed by cultural marxists aka "western Marxists." Feminism has been overtly Marxist and Postmodern since the 1970s, and the "intersectional" variety of it is the most corrosive. They push "critical theory" and deconstruction and a general onslaught of attacks on western civilization, ultimately motivated by the belief that a utopia will rise from its ashes (most individual warriors aren't consciously aware of this, they just follow the herd).

There also not-insignificant number of shows like "The Diplomat" that are just flagrantly left-wing wish-fulfillment disguised as unbiased fiction. And there's never anything that goes the other way.
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>No "unfair" Miss Malfoy would be me deducting ten points from Slytherin, but as I am a good wizard, I awarded ten additional points to Gryffindor.
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And again, Feminism is everywhere. It's so pervasive that people don't even realize it. Harry Potter itself is written by a Feminist and full of feminist themes and presumptions. Rowling had enough truth in her when writing the original that it's not a complete shitshow, but it's obvious for anyone with the eyes to see it.
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>>223993395
>>223993607
Classical liberals largely opposed slavery, this is fairly well-documented.
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>>223993340
>Ethnonationalism goes against liberalism philosophically.
There may be tension, but tension doesn't mean incompatible. This is easy to see if you read actually practical liberal documents like The Federalist Papers, based entirely on the concept of "The American People." They take for granted that when you're setting up the rules for an actual government "by the people, for the people" etc., that the first thing you need to do is establish who "the people" are for whom the government is for. Liberalism doesn't automatically require a universal globalist theory of government.



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