Would you like to hear a scary tale? Editionprevious: >>224013861
>>224018405>Halloween 3D was to be the sequel to Rob Zombie's Halloween II, written by Todd Farmer and directed by Patrick Lussier. The story would follow the idea that Laurie killed Dr. Loomis and was hallucinating when she thought it was Michael Myers. Michael would disappear only to reappear and take off with Laurie by his side as a murder pair. The two would leave to find their mother’s corpse and dig her out of the ground. A group of teenagers stumble upon them and all are killed except for one who is named Amy. A standoff ensues with Sheriff Brackett being killed by Laurie and Michael Myers being hurdled in a burning Ambulance into a dam. Michael Myers is presumed dead. Then jumping ahead in the story, Laurie is housed with Amy in the same psychiatric hospital. Michael returns for Laurie and a blood bath ensues inside the J. Burton Psychiatric Hospital. This would ultimately lead to a final standoff at a giant festival where Michael plants a bomb in his stomach from his mother’s urn and it explodes. It wounds Laurie and she tells Michael she is not like him leading to him stabbing her in a final attempt before death. She dies and then Michael dies as well while Amy watches in horror.
>>224018550>The second script was written by Stef Hutchinson shortly after the first script fell through and follows the theatrical ending of Halloween II. It opens at the Nichols home in Langdon, Illinois a few days before Halloween. The son is plagued by terrifying nightmares about the boogeyman and is attacked by him in his bedroom. The mother wakes up to the screams to find her husband dead beside her and she runs into Michael, and he kills her. The story then jumps ahead to Halloween day where we see a retired Brackett laying flowers at Laurie’s grave. It has been 3 years since that dreadful night when both Loomis and Laurie died. Michael Myers’s body was never recovered. The new sheriff Hall checks on Brackett only to find his house littered with cases related to Michael Myers. Brackett’s niece Alice walks in to find the two talking. Jumping ahead in the story we find that Michael Myers crashes the homecoming game where both his niece Alice and her best friend Cassie are. They are chased back to the school where Brackett runs to after Alice tips him off as to what is going on. A showdown occurs where Brackett must choose between saving Cassie or killing Michael. He chooses to save her, and Michael disappears into the night. A confused Brackett wondering why Michael didn’t kill him goes back home only to find a severed head on the Nichols porch which is right across the street from his house. He then enters the home to see the name Alice written in blood on the wall. Alice was Michael Myers’s true obsession and only made it seem like he was after Brackett’s niece. He then tries to phone Alice’s home to no answer. The movie then pans to her slaughtered parents and Alice burning at the stake. Michael Myers watches with his head titled as she burns.
>>224018420Crevices was the best segment from this
Videodrome/Exorcist rewatch double-feature tonight.
Fave Tales From the Crypt episode? Mine is Television Terror
>>224018684Nice
Recommend some actually scary/unnerving movies that don't rely on dogshit jumpscared like insidious, the conjuring and other reddit trash
https://youtu.be/re_IEpPFdmA?is=OXIdprEYqc4sI2jpHorror movies need to have theme songs again
>>224019092for me it's terrorvision
>>224018713I haven’t seen the show in years, but I remember liking Forever Ambergris
>>224018867Blair Witch Project The VVitchJackie Chan
>>224019092Fright Night, vampires don't like the liiiightFright Night, vampires don't like the lighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZkyIRzM9TA
>>224018713Only Skin Deep
>>224019459interesting haircut
yo, new Trick 'r Treathttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6otVS4f_TZg...kinda
>>224019694This shit look ai
Which of these should I watch with my female coworker tonight?
>>224019694>AI slop from the official source
>>224019934Depends on if you want her to still talk to you afterwards.
>>224018420Halloween is on the horizon, nigs. What's your plans?
i just got blood work done at the clinic. movies for this feeling?
>>224020210Any vampire movie, of course
>>224020040Potentially gravedancing.
>>224020040Tonight's triple feature:Bride of Frankenstein Sleepy HollowThe OmenAll first time watches.Tomorrow:A Nightmare Before Christmas (rewatch)Dawn Of The Dead 78 (first time)
>>224020040Hopefully getting head from my coworker.
Don't mind me, I'm just waiting on 4k remasters of:>The Fly (1986)>Inferno (1980)>Darkness (1993)>The Blind Dead series (1972-1975)>Bad Taste (1987)>Dead Alive/Braindead (1992)>Viy (1967)>The Lair of the White Worm (1988)>The Driller Killer (1979)>Ravenous (1999)>Gothic (1986)>Metamorphosis: The Alien Factor (1990)>Scarecrows (1988)>Eaten Alive (1976)>Manhunter (1986)>King Kong (1933)>Bad Moon (1996)>Eyes of Fire (1983)>Phantom of the Paradise (1974)>The Prowler (1981)>Wishmaster series (1997-2002)>Masters of horror (2005 - 2007)>The Dentist 1 & 2(1996-1998)>Elves (1989)>Eaten Alive (1976)>Critters 1 & 2 (1986-1988)>Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)>Blood Feast (1963)>Carnosaur (1993)>Hausu (1977)>Subspecies series (1991-2023)>Pieces (1982)>Evil Ed (1995)>The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)>Cube (1997)>Society (1988)>Blood Dolls (1999)>Tales From the Crypt TV series (1989 - 1996)>Alucarda (1977)>Dolls (1986)>Roger Corman’s Poe Cycle (1960-1964)>Class of Nuke 'Em High (1986)>Cast a Deadly Spell (1991)>The Vampire Lovers (1970)>Maximum Overdrive (1986)>Night Flier (1997)>Near Dark (1987)>Shadow of the Vampire (2000)>Stage Fright (1987)>Head of the Family (1996)
>>224019934are you gunna show her your boner ?
why were horror movies in the 80s so horny?
>>224020365no internet
>>224018867Session 9
This was great!, it's too bad It got overshadowed by the original Texas Chain Saw, both films make for a great double-feature even.
>>224020040>called out of work>it's raining>roommate gone for the weekend>backlist of /hor/ to watch oh yea we are back. Might go see The Devils today or tomorrow if I feel the urge to leave the house
>>224020330I'm gonna pull a Louie CK
Dont mind me, just waiting for a 8K Blu-Ray release of everyone’s Kino choices here.
>>224020418You should strip naked for us. Ill pay you like 1000 just for it
>>224020418>>224020443
>>224020459Is it true women in slasher movies shower because theyre stinky and rarely wipe their butts clean?
>>224020485Are you that guy here that said those whores in movies have bad hygiene?
>>224020512idk who youre talking about, but he sounds cool already
Was it autism?
>>224020485>rarely wipe their butts cleansounds like a good job for me
>>224020571Lmao that funny was so funny
>>224019694I don't think it's AI, it looks more like a bunch of PS2 cutscenes put together to me
Ted Raimi’s Halloween Watchlist:1. The Fly 2. The Dead Zone3. Angel Heart4. The Serpent and the Rainbow5. Jacob’s Ladder6. Seconds7. The Vanishing8. The Shrouds9. The Hitcher
>day before Halloween>/hor/ on page 5pathetic
>>224021090>day before Halloween
Watched Tetsuo 2 and if you ever wanna talk about peak bodyhorror-Good, didn't top the more iconic first film but it's a worthy sequel in a T2:Judgment Day kind of way.
>>224019934foids love posession
>>224021090last few threads have been the worst of the month
>>224021126All Hallows' Eve Eve
I watched>The Faculty>The Craft>Disturbing Behavior>Idle Hands>Also played the first Obscure gameAny other late 90s / early 2000s high school "horror" movies worth watching?
>>224021444Cherry Falls
>>224021444Ginger Snaps
>>22402144413 ghosts
>>224021444Scream seems the most obvious if you haven't watched them. Also I haven't seen Carrie 2 mentioned. It was a box office bomb but I enjoyed watching it.
>>224021444good times playing that with my cousins back when co-op horror games were scarceTeaching Mrs. Tingle
>>224021444Grow up
>>224018713
>>224021444>high school horror movies>video gamesFound the loser manchild
https://youtu.be/VQulh2CX1F8?si=k3qDGJuz1AbYPUXPDon't go out tonight, chat
>>224021444
>>224021812>free dvd intro I missed it when they do this with vidya demos
>>224021847Grow the fuck up
>>224021847Bro, I miss going to videoclubs for some horror kinos like A Nightmare on Elm Street.
>>224021904>videoclubsIs that a rental store?
>>224021929It's like blockbuster video in America.
>>224021958Right, I was trying to imagine if it's a blockbuster/hollywood video rental or an actual grass roots trading club like old school tape trading for underground music lol
>>224021904>rent dvds with dad >you can pick five movies anon, only one can be a new release>mainly picked out movies by the cool coversThose were the days
>>224021958filthy european
>>224021992>mainly picked out movies by the cool coversI know that feel. Those rituals are lost thanks to tubes and phones.
>>224021904>walk through blockbuster>see all these crazy horror movie covers that are obviously some shitty but fun kino>want to pick one of them when it's my turn>sisters shoot me down every time>when it's their turn I have to watch spice worldgood memories
>>224018550>>224018564both of these are terrible lol, 3D would have been the better option though
>>224021812Nice
>>224022035Down, mutt!
>>224020831>doesn't watch any of his own movieskind of based
>>224022093AIIIIII ADVERTISER-SAMA GET DOWN
>>224022058>>224021992>was interested in watching pic related after seeing anons here post it>did some research online>seems to be low budget shit with ugly cinematography, only saving grace is the pussy licking between the main actresses
>>224022121Most people aren't going to like Alucarda. It's something very specific anons post here because they like to imagine themselves as the girls.
>>224022121>seems to be low budget shit with ugly cinematography, only saving grace is the pussy licking between the main actresseswelcome to /tv/ newfriend tourist
Is this kino?
>>224022249It was pretty mid. Good premise, quickly falls off after twenty or so minutes
>>224022121>did some research onlineThat's what I was talking about.In the 20th century, you didn't know what was in the box; you had to wait until you got home.Have dinner, take a shower, grab some snacks, get comfortable, turn off the lights...Then it could be anything, from a really good movie to a B-movie stinker.It was part of the appeal, now you can check the phone to watch the whole movie.People miss out on a lot of entertaining movies because they're not all that great according to YouTube or whatever.
>>224022279That movie was pretty good. I love a good Nicolas Cage Lovecraft kino
>>224022279>>224022310I didn't really like Color out of Space. It felt too much like it was ripping off other movies that I'd rather be watching, and Cage's performance was just him doing a Donald Trump impression.
>>224022279Yet another shitty Cage movie
>>224022362>ripping off other moviesLike?
>>224022310Great OST too.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0NwyFbckEA
>>224022279I've blindwatched a lot of stuff both in the VHS/DVD era and recently on Tubi and I much prefer knowing what I'm getting into because The Traveler (2010) was dogshit.
>>224022390Cage is like sushi, an acquired taste.
>>224022424the first mistake you made was watching shit from the 2010s
Hellraiser game does more justice to the franchise than all six slops combined.
>>224022476>all six slops combined.any chance i can get that in english? i agree the game is great and pushes the franchise further than any of the sequels but you sound like a massive faggot speaking that way
>>224022424Well, it depends. Some movies are shit since the get go, so you can just stop watching.But some start good and then in the end they shat the bed.
>>224022279Me and two friends would rent a bunch of VHS tapes every weekend just chosing by how cool the covers looked.Nine times out of ten it was Roger Corman schlock, but every now and then you got something that really stuck with you.
>>224022515Movies that start shit and end shit but the middle is pretty good?
4K Bluray release of Leaving D.C. when?
>>224021444Donnie DarkoThe Covenant
>>224022121Ah shit, I was going to watch this as well. Did I get meme'd.
>>224022399From Beyond and The Thing
>>224022310Black character made me turn it off
>>224022424>>224022475This, it doesn't work past 2003
>>224022543The Witch, the ending scene was some pg13 shit, I felt robbed.
>>224022656nah this was Kino through and through. i'm looking forward to the VVervvwulf
>>224022548you can only get them in person from Mark
>>224019934Possession followed by a surprise encore of Visitor Q
well anons i'm now starting on blair witch 2016 after taking a day off. debating on whether or not to watch the other mockumentaries and delve into the fan films, i decided to pass on the video games.
>>224022656can you sex the witch?
>>224022685Nah, it should have ended with Thomasin extracting the butter from the Devil.
>>224020040Get food, watch like 30+ movies, try to fit in scary vidya. it'll stretch into November no doubt. But i treat November like October 2.0 anyway.
Get Out is pretty good if you can look past the wypipo crazy trope
Arcane Sorcerer (1996) by Pupi Avati, 4K restoration>https://gofile.io/d/DEG2ngOC
>>224018247Because Rob Zombie sucks at directing anything he didn't originally create (Halloween, Munsters) and even then only one of his Firefly trilogy is good (House of 1000 Corpses) whereas everything else he's directed sucked ass (Superbeasto, Lords of Salem). Dude should stick to music and music videos. This is coming from a huge fan of his music btw.
>>224022885redpill me on this>>224022876it's white liberals though so it's not a trope
give me a decent j-horror movie that isn't audition, the ring, or pulse
>>224022923Yeah but they’re white, like midsommar falls in this category too
>>224022876Even ignoring that, I think it's a bad movie. Just a string of horror tropes with a tone that can't decide if it's supposed to be tense or comedic.
>>224022944re/member was ok, I don’t watch enough actually so it may surpass your expectations than mine
>>224018420Anyone else feeling nostalgic for the J-horror boom of the early 2000's?
>>224022967I thought the brain thing was gnarly tbdesu
>>224022970definitely. nothing really hits the same
>>224022885>>224022923I haven't watched it yet. Surely you've heard of The House with Laughing Windows by the same director? Here's some blurb about this:>A magnificently crafted spiritual horror film drenched in atmosphere and permeated with an acute sense of mounting dread, Pupi Avati’s (The House with Laughing Windows, Zeder) ARCANE SORCERER (L'arcano incantatore) has long been championed by legendary filmmaker Guillermo del Toro (Pan’s Labyrinth), and hailed by director Edgar Wright (Shaun of the Dead) as “the Barry Lyndon of horror films.”>In this example of Italian horror at its most atmospheric and solemnly paced, a seminary student forced into hiding in a secluded mansion becomes involved with a sinister excommunicated priest, mysterious characters, and black magic. “Pupi Avati captures the rhythms of the age, the hypnotic death dirge and both the distance and time that can fuel belief in the supernatural. Traveling by diligence for days on end, the infinite, empty horizons and the Borgesian libraries flanked by the whispers of the dark and the necromancy fueled by true evil. This film is full of cosmic horror and sin” (Guillermo del Toro).
>>224022970I only watch mexican horror
>>224023020>the one where the woman kills the babies in the infirmary That one was pretty sick
>>224022916lords of salem was good thoughel superbeasto was hilariousi haven't seen the other spaulding films or munsters, but his halloween duology is actually good though, you're just gay
>>224022944Noroi: The CurseCarved: Slit Mouthed WomanUgetsuUzumakiOnibaba is a good mix of samurai movie and horrorTetsuo has some good body horrorHausu if you want more trippy psychedelic than outright horror
>>224023006More Japan in general. It was just before they lost their last, tiny sliver of soul.
>>224023036>shit taste>arguing over nothingCope about it
>>224023068most "soul" was lost in the world after ~2007-08, not just Japan
>>224022970Yeah, I use to check out this website called Snowbloodapple for J-Horror reviews, then go to Suncoast and buy the dvd's from labels like TokyoShock and Tartan Extreme, remember those?
>>224023079black peopleon a side note rate his albums, i'm also a fan of his music and he's one of the few artists i've seen on multiple occasions
>>224022944CureConfessionsStrange CircusCold FishHelter SkelterMarebitoChimeOccultSuicide Club2LDKTurtle VisionLiverleaf
>>224023031Ok man, you can't just say that and not give me the sauce
>>224023006Kurosawa is just on another level desu
>>224023130True.
>>224023174>Suicide ClubI remember reading the manga as a teenager and not understanding shit. Good times.
>>224023174I used to go to the mall and buy obscure J-DVDs and anime from FYE in the early 00s. Man I miss that place. Closed in 2008.
>>224023190>Confessions First time I see anyone mention it here. Absolute kino.
I found "The Lords of Salem" pretty decent when I watched it. Only thing that puzzled me was why they cast that tattoo-piercing-dreadlocks woman in the main role. I mean she'd have been perfect in a role like "fentanyl drug fiend #2", but as the protagonist? Then I found out she's the director's wife and it's a simple case of nepotism.
>>224023273Also the only place for 200 miles that sold Hentai. Black Bible was the mvp before I got internet
>>224018867If the "I feel fantastic" video disturbed you, this movie is for you.
>>224023300He casts his wife in every lead role. I think he gets off to other men looking at her naked.
>>224023316NTA but damn I'm gonna check it out
>>224018867Mothman Prophecies
*enhances your horror kino*
Yeah, I think it's safe to say Curry Barker is a confirmed hack.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0YYzEXSmE0
>>224018867>Black Christmas>Carrie >Pulse>Session 9, >Cache,>Autopsy of Jane Doe, >Chime>Mulholland Drive>The Bay>The Ring>Kill List>Jacob's Ladder
>>224019934It depends what your intentions and current relationship are and where you are.
>>224022093Why am I just hearing about this!?1080p remux here we go
>>224019934Young Frank>>224023483he said coworker... pretty grim
Do any of you guys refuse to watch horror movies with other people?I personally prefer to see horror by myself, at night, no lights and no company.If I like a movie I will recommend it to someone else or watch it with them after, but never before.I like to maximize the sense of fear and isolation when watching horror movies and I like to go into everything with no prior knowledge of how the movie is going to play out, so no trailers for me.I feel it enhances the experience immensely that way and the alternate side, exposes films that are only fun to watch with company, because it's the company you are enjoying, not so much the film.
>>224023543I usually watch them in the condition other anons here are watching it with me.
>>224023316That movie was funny, and Sall E Sparks as a naked giant robot eating humans sounds like a good sequel
>>224023334It’s pretty good, if you get confused it’s part of the experience
>>224023543I prefer watching with a hot babe and I talk a lot during the movie.
>>224022885Thanks
>>224020286You're in for some kino, anon
>>224023543depends on what you mean, i ran a pirate stream for a few years and that was always a good time. in person when i pick a movie everyone hates thats just shit all around.
>>224023543>I like to go into everything with no prior knowledge of how the movie is going to play out, so no trailers for me.I'd like to do that but so many movies are bad enough that even if you go in totally blind, within 5 minutes you know everything that will happen in the movie
>>224023543I need to watch them isolated or i can't focus at all. Better if it's a TV. Don't like eating either unless it's food i can just pop in my mouth without looking down. I kind of miss the experience of watching random indie horror with a chatroom though, used to do that years ago and it was fun as hell.
One more day til Halloween Halloween Halloween
Yup, tis still kinoe
>>224023735When the naked girls dancing came on, i paused my tv and i sniffed the butts on the tv. I was 11 seeing this
>>224023730TURN IT OFFNOOO TURN IT OFF NOWWW
>>224023768You're feral anon
>>224022885aw man, right after i watched it in 720p. i recommend this btw, it was great. especially if you like spooky mysteries>>224023735i would watch this every year if i didn't feel bad about doing too many rewatches
>>224023768makes me wanna give em a sniff too
>>224022548I bet that whore claire is preventing its release
What is your go to rewatch horror kinos when you just need to watch something for the sake of watching?I normally put on as above so below, oculus or saw 1 and 2
>>224023830The thing, ghostbusters, halloween 2 (not 78), and of course the best horror movie: Ginger Snaps… 2
>>224023857Ghostbusters is not horror, just like Poltergeist.
>>224023768Based sniff Chad. Give ‘em a good snort for me.
>>224023857The Halloween 2 remake? I rewatched that earlier and I don’t remember it being so bad
>>224023830
>>224023830the faculty, house on haunted hill, day of the dead, the frighteners>>224023876poltergeist 3
>>224023607I'm 20 minutes in and it's pretty good so far. Intrusions took a lot of inspiration from I Feel Fantastic and Max Headroom. Sal-E is creepy as fuck.
>>224023730SILVER SHAMROCK
>>224023916That’s what I said!
>>224023928Sal E is hot.
>>224022410>Like Stranger Things got drunk and made out with Event Horizon
>>224023800>i would watch this every year if i didn't feel bad about doing too many rewatchesdon't be a faggot and rewatch it as much as you wanti watch time bandits and robocop at least once a year
>>224023830>>224023896oh and as of this year i am falling in love with blair witch 2 fanedit(s). i thought it was good when i started last year but its just so fucking comfy when its not chopped to shit.
>>224023483>>224023539I'm trying to get laid, nigga
>>224023543I fall asleep when watching movies with other people. Like some sort of social narcolepsy. Used to piss my ex off because she had a low horror tolerance and I'd essentially doze off so she couldn't cling to me
>>224022885the shot of the chandelier going up through the library is so sick
>>224023947If you wanna get laid just go see your high school teacher and do a one shot night. Did that in 23, it was surprisingly rad. She was a giantess as well, so i got the mother treatment when she made me dinner.
>>224023830They LivePontypoolTremors
>>224022249There were some unnecessary parts, but overall better than expected. Ending is surprisingly good, I expected way worse.This dude >>224022279 is right, just watch anything.
>>224023768I remember renting the VHS and the tape was worn out at the naked asses. Had to return it and they had to order a new copy. I got first dibs on the new asses
Why didn't The Exorcist simply rape Pazuzu?
>>224023967>do a one shot nightIs that like a one night stand? Also do you mean when you were 23 or the year 2023?
>>224023971>ending is good>they lived all happily ever afterIt was underwhelming and kind of dumb all around
>>224023006HOW? How was it shot?
>>224023998I just call it like that and yes it was april 2023.
i'm drunk and watching detention (2011) for the 20th time
>>224023999It's more complicated then that. Satisfying ending is about setting expectations and deliver on them. Everyone die, noone die, someone die, it doesn't matter, >was it good or not?that's the only truth, you didn't like it, but I did, let that anon decide for himself.
10 Cloverfield Lane, was pretty good it had the thing level paranoia in it
>>224024056>than*>no one*
>>224024075The old dude was an incel wasn’t he
>>224023947Don't date coworkers.
>>224024121>BUT ANON! The drama! The love! The sadness! I NEED IT!Lmao situationships are mental illness coded
>>224024121He said laid, not date brochacho
>>224022970now that any 15 year old has easy access to the entire arthouse canon it's kind of charming looking back to the 2000s and remembering when online teenage cinephilia was synonymous with J-horror, Takashi Miike, etc. I remember being so stoked on finding a copy of Battle Royale at Hot Topic because it was like THE point of reference among the "cool" people on a forum I posted on lol
My favorite horror has to be Society. Funny yet deliciously disgusting.
>>224023940but there's so many movies i still haven't seen...i could die at any time...any of us could
>>224024194So what? We all die, anon. Thing is, maybe you could be wanting to be my partner
>>224024202gosh
>>224024159Now you’re 50 year old watching Obsession and blacked
Is evil dead 1 like non canon after evil dead 2 redid the whole movie in 10 minutes?
>bl*cked out of nowhere
>>224024273no because it will always be the best one
>>224024264This
>>224024323For you sexy ;)
>>224024273No, but yes.
>>224024273no, opening of 2 is a sped up retelling of 1like a recap
>>224024289really strange stuff
i think i want to be a radio DJ
>>224024404>point reyesToo local
>>224024404Start your own pirate radio
I actually prefer the first Evil Dead, the 2nd got a bit too wacky.
>>224023982i mean he starts toalso finished blair witch 3not too bad, low-key wished they didn't show as much of the witch as they did, just the one shot in the woods would have been enough
Halloween is tomorrow and I am 53 year old getting mocked for liking Obsession
>>224024155>trying to get laid isn't dating
>>224024467It isn’t
>>224024467They are different. Most guys need to date (humiliation ritual) to get laid.
>>2240244481 is the best by far, even if 2 and 3 are fun
>>224024486Wtf is rape then? Skip all the trouble, cut in line, beep beep coming through! Trying to get laid here. Dont wanna spend another 40 for a hole.>laugh track
>>224024460>blair witch 3Is that the 2010s one? If so, I actually liked it even though it goes against several tenants of the original (don't show the monster, no jump scares, etc) I've never seen Book of Shadows, is it any good?
>trying to reconnect with girl best friend from childhood>getting cold responses>ask her what her plans are for halloween>"Sleep over with friend"never in my life have I gotten such a cold, uncaring response from a girl. I wanna cry, another halloween spent alone, a 26 year old loser who's never even kissed a girl.some days I really just want to hang myself in the woods because life has no purpose, no meaning. I'm a 6/10 white guy and even fat girls dont want me. its over.
MUST BE THE SEASON OF THE WIIITCH
>>224018550God damn Scout is so hot
evil dies tonight
>>224024544Get rekt
>>224024544Frank never said any of this
>>224024544Invite your coworker over to watch /hor/ core and start eating her out, that'll solve your problem.
>>224024528>Is that the 2010s one?yeah it's the 10s sequel, and yeah i liked it more than book of shadows>I've never seen Book of Shadows, is it any good?book is alright, it has a really good payoff at the end i think, but it is that late 90s/early 00s teen sex edgy kind of film. there are fan edits that attempt to make it closer to the director's original vision, since the studio "fixed" it in post by adding more gore and flashbacks. i have one or two silly gripes with it, but the babe factor is on point.
>>224024544Just remind her off the wall. I emailed all my old college professors and told them I retired in my 20s and asked if they’re still working.
>>224024554
>>224024560That character is the definition of "based retard" and I love it.
>>224024478>>224024486okay have fun with your platonic non-date then
MICHAELDONT DO IT MICHAELTHINK OF YOUR HOT MOTHER MICHAEL NNYOOOOO
>>224024544I don't recommend fucking your childhood best friend. Had a one nighter with a girl I literally grew up with and it was awkward afterwards because it's impossible going back to being just friends after you've eaten her asshole while she sucked your dick
>>224024544>I'm a 6/10 white guy and even fat girls dont want me. its over.oh hey i'm in the same basket, except i'm 35 and have had sex with multiple women, had a relationship for 2 years and we banged almost every week. funny enough i was the same age when i finally lost my virginity, had the chance earlier in life but didn't feel it was necessary.frankly you're better off without women. get a dog and two best friends and your life will be pleasant. otherwise buy a hooker or go crash a halloween party and find some drunk girls to rape or something idk quit being a bitch.
Just get a 4channel autist gf, that’s all you really need bros
>>224024616the scene in Kills when he's shouting DID MICHAEL KILL AGAIN is absolute kino
>>224024544forget her obviously
>>224024639are you fuck buddies at least? or was it a one time deal?
>>224024639movies for this feel?
>>224024670>EVEIL HECKIN DIES TONIGHTI clapped
>>224024643
>>224024673No we stopped communicating and I only see her in passing on the holidays when I go to my hometown. She still lives on my parent's block
Honestly i think the whole "don't shit where you eat" stuff has done a lot more harm than good. My fiancée and I met at work she was my trainee and both my parents and her parents met through work, respectively. It's pretty natural to form friendships with your colleagues and if your both rational mature adults then who cares if you fuck on the side.
>>224024544If she was your best friend when you were kids, she expects to just be friends now. If you're trying to turn her into your girlfriend, she isn't looking for that. If that's a dealbreaker for you, then she was justified in her responses.As far as you getting a girlfriend now, work on yourself first. >life has no purpose, no meaning. Get active in something, get some meaning for yourself, and then good things follow from that. A girl doesn't want to become a desperate Anon's savior.
>>224024544>>224024738She’s getting niggered as we speak brotato chip
>>224024738well you probably did a bad job then, or she wanted to experience you and then changed her mind about any future hook-ups.did you at least nut in her? did you even cum? also what was the lead-up to the sex even like?
>>224024719bee yourself
>>224019459This fucking sucked as a horror movie ,I feel like even Asians have lost their touch these days
>>224024745That’s just sad. Normie lives are sad.
>>224024784I don't care I have a fiance now. >>224024792I don't care I have a fiance now x2I always nut inside.
>>224024764she doesnt even seem to want to be friends. didnt even respond to my initial question of "how have you been?"
>have a fiance>b-but my heckin childhood friend!>life le sucksOk Im done with your larp
>>224023916nope.avi
>>224024870I said I don't recommend it, faggot. It ruins friendships. Cope
>>224024701I love the trailer they're like "EVIL DIES TONIGHT... .but ya if we don't get him tonight then like maybe evil will die tomorrow or whatever... look we're gonna figure this out eventually okay? be patient"
>>224024839I said the same shit for years but honestly having a gf is like being on an antidepressant, you just feel so secure even when petty bullshit does arise from her getting jealous or being sensitive, etc. I hope all my incel comrades find someone.
>>224023768imagine the smell
>>224024870>virgin mad that somebody doesn't want to indulge his weird fucking questions about sexTouch grass
>>224024871I really like these shots in the movie. It’s really creepy and fits with the theme
>>224024841>fianceGrim.
>>224024898I hope there's more of them
>>224024895>projectionSomeone is triggered
>>224024864sounds to me like you're autistic and didn't get the hintstop talking to her, move onto other fatties
>>224024900>>224024917Quiet fags
>>224024889Maybe if your life is shit but for those with value, a depreciating “asset” isn’t an antidepressant. How bad is a your life that a gf can make it better?
Stay on topic FFSJust finished The Hole. A bit too psychological for me.
>>224024912I think there were two more after that one
>>224024918I wish there were more chubby girl protagonists in horror movies.
Watched it again for the first time after 20 years. I still like it.
>>224024933Nigga I grew up on 4chan, how do you think my life is?
>>224024889>incelYeah, you’re low value kek. It is hilarious how your mindset influences what you say and what you say shows your mindset.
>>224024933>How bad is a your life that a gf can make it better?A sexually frustrated virgin one
>>224024936>Stay on topic FFS>Just finished The HoleI'm not even going to make the joke
>>224024940Surprised there's still almost an hour left. Story is unraveling like a good creepypasta.
>>224024918how am i supoosed to feel when I try to recconnect with a childhood friend and she proceeds to tell me how she still has a picture of me in her room and sends a snap of it to me? that made me think we had a chance at reconnecting but now its been cold.
>>224024949I rewatched a few weeks ago. It still holds up surprisingly, and it does well for a pg13 movie
>>224024967That's what its like to be human, no one can escape it.
interesting that when the thread isn't full of some pathetic retard spazzing about whatever the movie used for the thread image is, it's instead full of some retard blogposting
Tonight I will watch Nightmare on Elm 5.
>>224024949Not a fan of the ugly teal filter but otherwise yeah pretty good. Still think Jap original is better though.
>>224024982>creepypastaExactly! That’s what got me captivated, I’m a sucker for those
>>224024964There’s nothing wrong with 4chan. Normie sites are far worse. Normies avoid 4chan because they can’t control the conversation by blocking people or shutting out opinions they don’t like. The moment you challenge their delusions, they block you. I have a few normie accounts on economic sites, and I’ve seen firsthand how quickly normies and women resort to blocking anyone who disagrees with them. I know exactly how normies behave, so I can recognize one immediately when I see one here. You say you have been here awhile but you use normie terms unironically. You’re probably just a normie.
>>224025029Reminds me of weirdness like The Hidden Webpage.
>>224025038The internet was better when it was all toxic positivity and social media
>>224025038"normie" is a "normie term" in and of itself. The proper phrase is "normalfag" you larper
>>224025061wasn't fucking autocorrect
>>224024993You should have the self-awareness to know when you have loser mentality. Like “tax the rich!” but then someone says the top 10% pay 70% of the taxes and you go “well, they have more!” and then someone says “so they should pay for everything?” and then you stutter because you realize you’re a loser.
>>224025048channel zero for me, the candle cove segment specifically
>>224020560Just finished watching it.One of the best horror movies I've seen in years.Absolute kino.
I prefer the term normalnigger but that’s just me
>>224024991>>224025016I watched some of the Japanese ones. They're good, but you have to be in a J-horror mood to really enjoy the acting. Never bothered with the American Ring 2.
>>224025009Well, op is always garbage
>>224024964“4chan” is actually normal. It is normie sites that are full of losers scared to admit they are losers.
>>224025129The next one will be kino x 10
>>224025157promise?
>>224025157It will be another old pos guaranteed
>>224025089>/pol/shit out of nowhereYou're probably the same retard that brought up BLACKED earlier too. So much for self-perception.
>>224025178The top 10% pay 50-70% but normie npcs are so bitter and mad they are losers they dig themselves into a bigger hole cause they lack self-awareness.
>>224025177Last movie you watched?
>>224025242Last movie you watched? Some old 80’s shit no one has heard of.
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>>224025285holy based and kinopilled
Let's leave all this faggotry and off-topic posting in this thread, okay?
>>224024983first of all that's fucking weirdsecond rape her or move on
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>>224024289What do you mean, this is a horror thread after all.
