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>>224025279FIRST FOR SMILE 3 KINO
take your bets now, will he blogpost or whine about Salem's Lot for the entire thread
>>224025279So dated
>>224025279I LOVE BLUE VAMPIRES FUCK YEAH
Why did analog horror fail?
>>224024982number is registered to a storage unit in PeoriaHOMETOWN MENTIONED
I just watched this and I don’t know what the big twist is
Kino.
>>224025279I clicked, and sir, you will be hearing from my lawyers.
Buddy bump.
>>224025331Because Backrooms slop and overused AI turned it into a joke.
>>224025279Movie from 50 years ago as the op isn’t good for board culture
>>224025375Yeah, what does OP think this is, Halloween or something?
>>224025331No real substance to it beyond aesthetic, at least from what I've seen. It'll either be a nothing burger or a different genre with scanlines.
>>224025310I imagine it might have been terrifying at the time but old movies like this and the Exorcist are borderline comedies now
>>224025331they literally turn into dumb doppelgänger stories rooted in zoomer fears of people displaying emotion>what if it was you, but with a big smile!rinse and repeat
>>224025279Picking such an old movie gives off the wrong impression of this place and dissuades new people from visiting
>>224025412good
>>224025276I just finished The Hole and I don't think it was really horror, this general lied to me again.Last night I watched Life Force.I knew you wouldn't answer the question because you don't watch movies or participate in these threads.
>>224025412This is /hor/ not /zoom/
Did he ruin internet horror?
>>224025331It's not that easy to get right. You have to draw on several distinct creative wells, give them a reason to exist, have innate sincerity to sell it, and then package it all in a way that makes sense both within and with respect to the format.i don't think it failed as much as you don't see a lot of it talked about because so much of it ends up being flat. buffet infinity is worth watching though. it's a bit stretched out but has a lot to offer.
>>224025279I saw this movie several times on TV back in the day and every time I wondered if a large piece of the movie was edited out because I was always confused towards the end. Was the tv version that bad or si the movie just nonsensical towards the end?
>>224025331It's just stuff for fujoshis to dissociate to or watch on their vtuber stream for content.>>224025446I tried to watch his videos and it was insufferable.
>>224025337Do you perhaps specialize in video editing and broadcast?
Favorite old movie?Mine is Candyman (1992)
Is zoomer and alpha horror all going to be metaphors for the esoteric dread of someone acting cringe?
>>224025279This scene will haunt your dreams
>>224025337>PeoriaDeath place of Gene Wolfe!
>>224025470I think it's just the fact that it's a 2-part series that's 3 hours long, you forgot how the ending tied into the very beginning of part 1
>>224025493Insidious the first one
>>224025493The first time I ever got high we watched this and I lost my shit because of how trippy it was. Not even Virginia Madsen's amazing rack could unspook me
>>224025542who
>>224025519>183 minute mini series edited into a 112 minute movie and then edited for content on tv... Holy shit no wonder it makes no sense in the third act and just kind of ends.
>>224025298two more weeks>>224025355Buddy 2 when
>>224025495yes>smileisn't it scary when someone smiles? nobody does that>obsessionlook at this girl go berserk! it's so scary, you've never dated anyone in your life, so it's incomprehensible
>>224025375Last movie you watched? >>224025437
Last movie I watched was terrifier 2, kind of mid overall, bleach salt bath was kino tho. I plan to watch terrifier 3 and/or never after dark since someone mentioned it and the cover looks cool
>>224025542is Lowlifes worth watching?
>>224025302I’m going to blogpost on OP’s behalf. I watched Salem’s Lot a week ago, I think it was on Amazon Prime or Tubi, and it still holds up. Solid horror movie and I’m surprised they’d put something like that on TV in the 70’s. I watched it because it’s my favorite Stephen King book and my dad said he had nightmares after watching it in the 70’s. Way better than the It miniseries in the 90’s.
>>224025490I work in healthcare around slutty nurses all day>>224025508Death place of me also probably.
what should i watch chat?
>Michael Leavy, huge fan of child predator Donald Trump, wants to play child predator on screenShe cooked their asses lmao
>>224025681>favorite Stephen King bookI'm genuinely surprised to read that. Maybe it's overexposure, but it's where I really started to notice the problems with his writing style.
>>224025712Go back
>>224025695>spoiler Fuck, I bet their asses look great in scrubs.
The Terrifier franchise is atrocious.
What’s your favorite recent horror monster? Are there any that stack up to the greats in your mind?
>>224025695Nurses are low iq>>224025748Nurses are low iq
>>224025725>I'm genuinely surprised to read that. Maybe it's overexposure, but it's where I really started to notice the problems with his writing style.nigga it's his second ever book and the first real one in his stylewhat are you talking about?
>>224025446let me give you the most mainstream milquetoast takes on horror related things. This video is sponsored by better help
>>224025755it’s goreslop
>>224025279That guy scares me in everything he's in, even without make-up
>>224025755>>224025778why are you still fishing?go back to complaining about being a virgin
>>224025757These all suck so badly. Is the invisible STD monster from It Follows an option?
>>224025768It has the same problems as all his books. Excessive page count dedicant to character meandering.
>>224025748It's even better when the wear a size too small and their tops ride up their midriffs a bit>>224025764Nurses are for sex. Not for relationships
>>224025805>Nurses are for sexThis anon knows
>>224025795first of all, ESLsecondly, everyone likes that except you
>>224025743I'm already home, бpaт
>>224025817Go on /lit/ and post something even slightly in praise of him. I dare you.
>>224025279Nobody does a nasty, grimy house like Tobe Hooper
There's literally nothing left to watch. It's joever.
>>224025853Have you watched deadstream?
>>224025344damn that looks low budget as fuck, i think i'll enjoy it.
>>224025848>go on /lit/I'm not trans
>>224025851must be low tide
>>224025851I'm watching Poltergeist for the first time tonight and I was very surprised to find out he directed.
>>224025867>found footage influencer nu-slopNo thanks.
>>224025725>t. pseudo intellectual try hard
>>224025901It’s so funny thoalso>wahhhh nothing to watch>gets a suggestion >no not like thatFuck you then
>>224025851have you seen any of his late stuff like Toolbox Murders or Mortuary?
Walmart needs to hurry up with my delivery. I'm ready for some kino and popcorn
>>224025915I refuse to watch new horror movies because I'm not a gay ass faggot like you.
I'm gonna watch last house on the left nowthis general sucks ass today and yesterday smell ya later
>>224025805You literally work with them so you probably ain’t no catch either
>>224025940>new LE BADDDDIqlet
i need something to watch
>>224025959Watch Psychos In Love
I'm spending Halloween alone because I have deliberately rejected the shallow social rituals of the masses. The fact that nobody invited me anywhere is entirely unrelated. My father and I might watch Suspiria. Stop laughing.
*enhances your kino*
>>224025338Was pretty shit, not that I was expecting much.I watched Never After Dark tonight, best horror movie I've seen for years and a really original story.
>>224025954Name a good horror film from the last 10 years.
>>224025793That’s a little too old to be part of the recent horror monster list. Everything there is from the last decade, though Art’s first movie was slightly older.
>>224025920I've seen his Toolbox Murders. It feels less like the original movie and more like an alternate version of Texas Chainsaw Massacre where Leatherface is smarter and working alone
>>224025971>SuspiriaWhat about the fact you are mtf?
>>224025971The old one or the new one?
It requires a certain level of un-cuckness to enjoy the Terrifier movies.People from countries where it was illegal to own the Texas Chainsaw Massacre for 30 years aren't capable of it.
>>224025712Initially I would have believed that, but Terrifier 3 was absolute dogshit and Art is a massive faggot irl.
>maybe if you watched something other than old ass b movie slop, you'd get some bitches on your dick
>>224025712>anti-terrirfier fags are no resorting to 2016 SJW talking points
>>224025677Lowlifes is Fixkino of the highest order
>>224026041I'm still not going to watch it.
>>224026027damn, i felt this
Imagine being so cucked that you have a girlfriend who loves you, friends who invite you places, and a body capable of walking to the store. Couldn't be me. I am an uncucked intellectual who hasn't left his room since the last major board outage.
>>224025982WinchesterWeaponsOther mommy (this year)LifeBuddy (this year too)MalignantCoffee tableheretic SmileIn the tall grass>inb4 no not those ones or list 100 more
>>224026027>old ass game
>>224025827Actually, Reddit’s thataway.
>>224025975Mogged by Garett Wareing
>>224025755You slowly realize how astroturfed the franchise is when the men behind the franchise are all MAGAfags and connected to right-wing tech bros and billionaires. Damien Leone was also born, raised, and based in Staten Island. Go figure.
>>224026015Zero nudity. You're the cuck.
>>224026049you don't watch anything
>>224025851looks kino, watching now
>>224026076that doesn't make sense, try again europoor
>>224026053I contemplated adding or maybe your childhood friend might text you back but felt that was mean-spirited
>>224026015It's genuinely good clown entertainment from a clowning perspective
>>224026075Yeah, I prefer non-astroturfed Hollywood films that don’t have any political bias pushed by billionaires, like Marvel.
Guess who's gonna find a b movie gf in 2027
>>224025994I've still never seen the original Toolbox Murders but I just brought em up because they definitely confirm your post and it's cool to see he maintained that quality all the way to the end of his career. it's compromised by some bad CGI and an abrupt ending but Mortuary is definitely worth checking out, has this real grimy opioid epidemic mood to it
>>224026015it requires being a faggot
>>224025677Yeah, it's really good even if you're not a hopeless Amanda Fix simp like most of this board
>>224026056All garbage but something like Life is an especially horrid pick.
>>224025279I love Tobe Hoopers jumpscares so much. They never feel cheap, but they often feel startling.
>>224026112We all love Bettis here
>>224026116it's just one faggot spamming her
>>224026117You don’t watch anythingLast (You)
>>224026075He still cucked out
>>224026096Let me explain it to you in plain terms your retard ass can possibly understand. You're a dumb zoomer cuck who likes slasher movies without nudity. Okay? Got it?
>>224026074Reminder that is what the average Fixbro looks like. Remember that when you cucks try arguing with us :)
>>224026119I think it's because he actually wanted to make genre movies and didn't act like he was above it.
>>224026135I watched 10 minutes of Life and had to turn it off because it was so retarded. And I never ever do that.
>>224026145>europoor rambling because he doesn't want to say "I think gore is bad"sorry your country treats you like a 12 year old and is willing to put you in jail for owning a copy of hostel 2, but I don't have that problem
you don’t need nudity or sex for a movie to be great btw
>>224025982ChimeMadsGodzilla Minus OnePossessorExhuma
>>224026174What a weird cope for being a no sex zoomer KEK
>>224026171>>224026117Is that the one where Ryan Reynolds gets killed from the inside by evil Flubber?
>>224025279I tried watching Salem's Lot and it was so fucking boring.
>>224026186How is godzilla horror? That’s like saying sausage fest was scary (it is in some ways)
>>224025982onslaught, weapons, lowlifes
>>224026194Yes.
>>224026175And yet all great movies have nudityReally jogs the nog
>>224026186Okay Exhuma was pretty good.
>>224026192sorry, pedro, but you can't call me old and then also a zoomer in the same thread and expect me to entertain anything you sayyou're cucked, and that's itsorry none of the little girls in the terrifier movies are dressed like they're in cuties or whatever you're after
Just woke up, gonna watch this filmograph to start my day.
>>224026215Pontypool didn’t have any yet it’s beyond kino than half the stuff shilled here, curious
>>224026175bait
>>224022249People wanted the movie to be about the two dudes in the intro
>>224026226I didn't call you old, ZOOMER. But I get it, you're gay and hate nude women.
>>224025279
my horror? VISCERALmy thrills? SPINE CHILLINGmy nudity? We don't make that kind of film here
>>224026252>didn't call you oldyes you didwhy are you pretending?
>>224026203Tastelet
Watching Halloween Kills as we speak. What the fuck was DGG thinking???
>>224026261>t.
>>224026145What the best coomer-core horror?
>>224026274No I didn't, dear zoom zoom. Now go take your estrogen you faggot tranny.
>>224026289he was thinking EVIL DIES TONIGHT
>>224026289nobody knowshe went on and on about how they needed to go back to basics with michael and then immediately made a sequel where he tanks gunshots and being impaled
>>224026261my horror? VISCERALmy thrills? 80s synth pop songs playing alongside supposedly creepy moments tiermy nudity? italian tieryep, now THAT's fucking kino
>NOOOO MICHAEL LEAVE THE TEENS ALOONNEEEE>HAVE SEX WITH ME INSTEAD MICHAEELLLLwtf did loomis meant by that????
>>224026107>but what about MarvelAt least we know Chuddywood doesn't need to astroturf because they already pour billions into marketing and don't even hide it.
>>224026301>guy who said "go to /lit/" calling someone else a tranny
>>224026235Even The Battery is better than that try-hard garbage
>>224026313Total woman death
>>224026330I didn't post that, maybe take your psych meds too.
>>224026313I saw this in a theatre and people chuckled at this scene.
>>224026348Have you told your parents you're gay yet?
>>224026313Which kino is this?
Scream trilogy is really the magnum opus of Wes Craven.
>>224026350yes you did
>>224025355Watched it yesterday.I honestly thought it was rather mid at least I got an actual spooky nightmare about it last nightBuddy doesn't do enough and the movie drags on forever with the initial set up, then drags on the middle again with the mom and kids fleeing, last third is great at leastThe sequel hook at the end once they go down the well is more interesting than anything elsethe retardo with the dummy also felt random as fuck
>>224026108>tfw no creepy horror-loving gf
>>224025951Virgin's back I see
>>224026380>weird child snatching entity that makes everyone forget about the missing Idk I thought that trope was pretty kino
>>224026308I'd rather watch Rob Zombie's.
>>224026380Tell me about you're nightmare.
>>224026395Yeah but they don't go anywhere with that which was the interesting part besides crumbs of non explained lore at the very end for sequel baiting that make it feel more like some alter dimensional/time traveling mad scientist experiment or something
>tfw have gf that likes horror movies except she's really REALLY into religious and satanic horror>I'm a good little Christian boy and too much of that makes me queasy
yearning for a russian witch gf
>>224026380nta but I thought the opposite, the start was excellent and wasted no time at all compared to Monkey's Magic Merry Go Round going from zero to Buddy is psycho. And then the last third I thought was a let down, Buddy's final form should have been more serious.
>>224026404It's funny because he shit on all the sequels and the Rob Zombie movies, but Hallow-2018 is 3/4s of the way to being a Rob Zombie movie with how edgy and gross it tries to be.
>>224026421I think the director said something like that about sequels and expanding its verse, would be fun to watch
I bought a blender but it ended up being much smaller than I thought it would be and now I'm not very happy at all
>>224025337>that endingGoddamn this movie was good
>tfw gf likes everything I like>tfw gf likes horror shit>tfw gf recced me nightcrawler even though I already watchedI scored bigly
>>224026328>fictional character would agree with me!!Leftists are cringe personified.
>>224026457What is your interpretation of the ending, Id like to hear about it who did you think was the guy he killed? Do you think the protag was the killer?
>>224026385>#99084That's good material
>>224026418I can't recall much but it was something about being on the Buddy show except I was my 35 year oldass self and I had to sing with Buddy but didn't know the proper words and was fumbling the song and scared he'd kill me becauseof that as I kept hugging him and trying to placate him with love, kinda like when the kids try to fake it, some other situations like thatThen I escaped except once I left the building at the end of Buddyfor some reason I time traveled into some gritty shitty future and now it turned into some scifi horror where the scientists there wanted to perform horrific experiments on me and I was all alone and suffering and apparently time traveling was a big crimeI sometimes have nightmares about dystopian, grimy industrial futures and ending up there for some reason from the present
are the long ass docs on nightmare on elm street and friday the 13th worth a watch? never sleep again and crystal lake memories
Strange Harvest would've been so good if the female detective was actually convincing.
>>224026434do you think she likes to be fucked in her viyhole?
>>224026473This is funny as fuck and at the same time, /tv/ will scream HIRE FANS
>>224026525I appreciated Strange Harvest for how grisly it wasI wonder if true crime shows would be so popular if they were so full-bore like thatAnd also its funny nods to cliches
>>224026523Never Sleep Again is great and funny since they let the actors just say whatever the fuck they want and at times make the producers look like idiots as they describe the fly-by-night production of the sequels. It's long but its worth it.Crystal Lake Memories is more of a standard one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMNmL2B-rrw
This sequence alone salvaged the entire movie, simple as
>>224026515Sounds like you're subconsciously afraid of the future and are insecure around authority figures.
>>224026515>dystopian, grimy industrial futures I wish I had lynchian dreams like this. I'm sure it'd be good creative material.I normally dream I decided to go back to college for some reason but have forgotten to do math homework the entire semester.
>>224026551Someone out there has masturbated to thisAnd that's a GREAT thing
>>224026551I've seen this posted and have yet to determine it's origin. Please share this kino with me.
>>224026568>tfw graduated three years ago>still have stress dreams of deadlines and exams I don’t even have to take
>>224026551you should spoiler that shit retard
I keked when Patrick Wilson chimped out at the end of this.This was way campier than I was expecting, but it was fun
>>224026593It’s fun to put on when you got nothing on the queue
>>224026580that's your father when he takes a shit
>>224026585Hate to tell you but you can expect it for the next 20 years
>>224026554I'm actually hopeful for the future and mankind as a wholeI guess part of me is more scared of the fact I'll die before all sorts of new cool shit being discovered and developed, but that's just life...Or afraid things will change so much man becomes one with the machine etc. in not so good ways>>224026568>>224026585Thankfully I stopped having annoying dreams about high school once I hit late 20sEspecially once I started to realize in the dreams "what the fuck I'm a 30 year old fart, I'm not on high school anymore, FUCK this shit">>224026580The Cycle
>>224026480I don't think the tapes had anything to do with the disappearances. I think the dude who owned the storage unit was mostly telling the truth. That it was an elaborate shitpost. I think Michael was probably just some weirdo internet dweller and that protag just went off the deep end because he never had any real closure with his wife's disappearance. Also Alice didn't exist. Lithgow made a jab about going down a rabbit hole and then dude started seeing a woman named Alice everywhere. Movie was shown from his pov so he's an unreliable narrator
>>224025496For me, it’s this fucker.
>>224025279>PLAP PLAP PLAP! >GET PREGNANT!>PLAP PLAP PLAP!
>>224026698You’re old
>>224026620>Or afraid things will change so much man becomes one with the machine etc. in not so good waysYou know this is the most likely scenario deep down. It's why you dream of it often. Transhumanism will be nightmarish once it's actually within our grasp.
>>224026633>tapes had nothing to do with the disappearancesOh I like this! I still think the protag is the killer, and since you mentioned the tapes being a nothingburger, he probably used that as a form of cope and mental gymnastics to convince himself that the creator of the tapes is the killer and not himself. How would you explain the flashback sequence in the beginning? The gfs face was the mask used on the tapes, and it occurred before he saw any of the tapesNice that you caught the Alice reference I thought that was well done
>>224026698>statistically at least one person in that skyscraper fucked her in the 14 hours they were on lockdown
>>224026755It was Robert Picardo. Not even speculating.
>>224026755Anon she literally rapes a dude
This movie is weird as fuck, anyone here seen it?
if hypothetically i were to kill myself on halloween, what would be the best way to do it? i remember one guy hung himself from a tree and went unnoticed for days because people thought it was a decoration
>>224026780I remember watching this a LONG time ago where I didn’t know about the word "pedophile" or any of the sick shit. I felt for the guy the whole time lmao. I rewatched this a few months ago and looking back I was an oblivious fucker the fake surgery scene was really great
all i could do was gasp at how cool these guys are. there should be one million horror movies about undead seamen. "what you can't see won't hurt you...it'll kill you!" dumbest fucking tagline i've ever heard
>>224026736good catch. I forgot about the dream at the beginning. It's a good possibility he was a killer. That's why it was so easy for him to kill and bury Michael
>>224026780Only to masturbate
>>224026801Kill yourself by dying of old age, it'd be hilarious
>>224026813And finding the location of the house. Who sees a house on a decrepit tape and thinks "oh wait I know this place in the middle of nowhere!"
>>224026755It was me.
>>224026812>killing is scaring
>>224026777It's not rape if he's into it
>>224026831Oh damn good point.
>>224025493Watched Phantasm (1978) for the first time last night. Holy fuck it was awesome. Found out the director wrote and directed all the sequels too so they should at least be somewhat good.>and it's the same guy who did Beastmaster? LMAO wtf now I know why Beastmaster is so gory and creepy
>>224026434is this any good? loved her in Кaвкaзcкaя плeнницa. i haven't read Bий, but i like Gogol. i might see it tomorrow with friends, but not sure if they'll like it
>>224026722you don't belong here
>>224026880the first three phantasms are solid4 and especially 5 suffer from having no budget
People are speaking in cyrillic in /hor/ because you didn't go see Digger
>>224026880I only recommend 1&2 but 3 has it's fans. Don't go watch further.
>>224026877There’s still some things I don’t get, did the protag actually make the tapes with the fat guy? If so, was he playing oblivious the entire time? Michael must have been the accomplice cause that was his hand on the last tape, so why didn’t he recognize the protag? There is also the way he changed his tone during the script recording half way through, maybe the protag told him at one point to not recognize him if they cross paths again and just play along? Who was calling the phone, all in his head? So many more questions
>>224026985I think James saw one of the original broadcasts and that's how he knew about the mask. Then he just tried to tie the coincidences together. I don't think he had anything to do with making the tapes
>>224025757Tool Man from the second part of Little Deaths (2011)
>decide to rewatch late night with the devil>already have the mp4, but its on tubi >play it on tubi>it has deleted scenes not on my filewtf i didnt know there were different versions. one of the neat ones was where the possessed girl laughs and seems to "see through" the worm scene. that could have gone somewhere
>>224026936really? zero budget didn't seem to hurt 1. Don C said the budget was about $270k for 1, which was extremely low even by 1978 standards.
>>224027024Did Michael and the fat guy know each other? The shed was (allegedly) the spot where the tapes occurred. If not, where was the original recording spot? Maybe the house belonged to Michael and the fat guy? Still doesn’t explain how the protag knew about the house, maybe just a coincidence?
>>224027082yeah but it turns into fucking mad max meets spooky star wars or whatever and that's a lot more demanding than shooting 70% of a movie inside one house and a funeral home
>>224025279RIP PATRICK STEWART
>>224027053I liked that movie
>>224026698the EMH on the rebound from 7 of 9
>>224027082I don't think it's the budget that is the issue with the later one's, but rather a lack of good ideas.
>>224027053I like the Bohemian Grove stuff in it. Didn't like the ending.
>>224027109I only knew him in american dad
>>224027109Shame. Since I already watch the first half of LifeForce 3 times a day, in tribute to Sir Picard I will finally zip up my pants and watch the rest of the movie.
>>224026936>>2240269744 is fine, it's just got such a hard cliffhanger ending that 5 had a lot of shoes to fill and instead they did a bunch of nonsense
>>224026202How is it not?
>>224027153we know, pedro
>>224025279RECOMMEND ME SOME KINO FOR TONIGHTPREFERABLY FROM THE 80s
i'm sorry for not liking halloween that much. it just never clicked for me
>>224027218Aside being cool, there’s not much to Halloween but being a simple slasher film
>>224025331They always drag it out forever
>>224027212Alligator. In fact the greatest Jaws movie ever made.
>>224027212C.H.U.D. 2: Bud the ChudOnce BittenWaxwork (1988)Ghoulies 2Night of the CreepsDay of the CometCritters
>>224026723The scariest thing to me is unironically waking up in a totally foreign, dystopic hellhole future that's industrial and lynchian like that, especially because you will be utterly alone as all your loved ones will be long gone, or anyone you ever knewLike cryogenics style of freezing yourself and only getting thawed in the future etc.
>>224027212Night of the CometTrancersClean ShavenCritters 1,2,3Street Trash
>>224027218>vampires above anything>christine in S tieranon please don't actually be this retarded, say it's a shitpost ranking
>>224027249>>224027263ayyylmao we think alike (wait is it night of the comet or day or are there 2 different movies? I'm thinking the shitty low budet one)
>>224027271it's about pure enjoyment for me, not so much how good of a film it is. i fuckin looove christine
>>224027268Love me some PIECES.
>>224027218based taste >>224027271you wouldn't get it
>>224027218>Vampires is A>Prince of Darkness is Dyou are retarded sir. Prince of Darkness is S+++ and Vampires is so bad whenever I think about watching it I just watch Near Dark with Lance Henriksen instead.
is hellraiser judgement good
>>224027281It's Night of the Comet, I fucked that up
>>224027308well IIIIII like a vampires and near dark double feature
>>224027312idk if I'd say good, but it's got some good elements
>>224027212Night of the Demons
>>224027218>>224027239Wrong. I get that it's a bit of a slow burn for a slasher but everything from the atmosphere, music, cinematography, editing, characters and even the plot is top notch. There's a level of paranoia present in the film that is only matched by The Thing. With each of these two movies Carpenter proves that mystery can prove a valuable ally in creating horror and tension. A lot of old classic horror stories from the greats were also good mysteries after all.
>>224027268I got Pieces in a bargain bin dvd of 10 random horror movies for like $5 in like 2008. It was the best one in the bunch.
Demons rise at a Hallow's Eve party when a comet flies overhead and raises the dead!
>>224025795You're fucking retarded and most likely the "can't read" skin color.All of the horror of book-version Salem's Lot comes from how smart Barlow is and how he slowly corrupts each and every single member of the town to do his will. To pull that off you need a large ensemble cast. The movies turned Barlow into just Retard Goblin, but the book version is pure Machavellian.King did the same thing, even better, in the first 90% of Needful Things, but he fucked it up at the end with a stupid "le symbolism" ending.>I'm pretty sure the real Stephen King died in that van crash. His 20th century work is pretty fuckin good.
>>224025331Same problem that creepypastas had, any potentially cool idea gets overwrought and overexplained to the point of absurdity because zoomers don't know when to hold back.
>>224027425Salems Lot is dime store Dracula for people who couldn't make it through Dracula.
>>224027505Just shut up
>>224022885>27GBThe only other version I can find is a 576p piece of shitthis better be good
>>224027505The actual Dracula novel isn't that interestingObviously you haven't read it or 'Salem's Lot, but I'll choose to make you eat shit
>>224026076Hey speaking of which, what are some good Boobie Kino horror films? I've already seen the Friday13th series and Fright Night. I just want naked chicks and violence.
>>224026551nice spoiler fucking retard
>>224026870well it was rap
>>224027218I love vampires but I was not convinced by other baldwins romance lolll
>>224026380i think it was a 30 minutes short stretched to be a movie but without any substance added to compensate for the conflated run time, the scene in the real world didn't blend with the rest of the movie, the puppet segment was also a waste of time and it felt like it should have ended at the crystal city
>>224027552Night of the DemonsSorority House Massacre II
>>224027559you didn't need to reply more than once about how you were too retarded to know it was a werewolf movie
>>224026880based
>>224027239the mood! the MOOD. such excellent use of minimal lighting, soundtrack, and cinematography
>>224027629The original slow burn A24 slop fest. John Carpenter ruined cinema forever.
>>224027294>>224027268Used to listen to this song all the time but only just say Pieces a few days agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIV1prjBwkUit was kino
I liked it
>>224027547>>224027541Did Salems lot change your life or something? Why does someone disagreeing with you produce such delicious seething? Dracula isn't that interesting but it's still far better than Salems Lot.
Dracula is a fantastic novel.
>>224025344*bonk!*
>>224027645Psycho and The Birds were the original slow burns, then Repulsion and Rosemary's Baby. Halloween was also heavily inspired by Psycho and Black Christmas, Donald Pleasence's character is literally named after a character from Psycho. What they all manage to do so well though is the mood and atmosphere. I guess slow burn horror just isn't for everyone.
>>224027552Sorority House Massacre 2FrankenhookerDoom AsylumLifeforceHollywood Chainsaw HookersEvil ToonsInvisible ManiacDeath SpaClose Calls
>>224027708Based on your posting, it is clear you’re a midwit and a pseudo intellectual at best.
>>224027694It has quite a clever plot with the escalation of the past, present, future
>>224027708>Dracula isn't that interesting but it's still far better than Salems Lot.no it isn't
>>224027794>Sorority House Massacre 2>Invisible ManiacBoth have her boobs in it. I don't remember how much nudity Auntie Lee's Meat Pies has, but it has porn stars in it so I would guess a lot. A lot of people say Sleepaway Camp 2, but I think it's only moderate.
>>224027694You should watch the Conspiracy of Torture, although it isn't really /hor/.
Going to see a Scream-athon tonight where the cinema is playing Scream movies from 7.30pm to 7am. I'll probably just see the first 2 and dip
>>224027898>Auntie Lee's Meat PiesKino
>>224027586>2 people called me a retard after I acted like one, surely it must be a samefag!kys
>>224027911don't forget your mask
>>224027911Personally I'd watch through 4 even though 3 is bad and 4 has that ugly modern look.
>>224027911>11 and a half hoursI forgot there's that many Scream movies. I wonder what Wes Craven would think of the series now.
>>224027218>Prince Of Darkness that lowI know it's not a perfect movie but fuck it's so much fun
>>224028007I liked it too but it makes Carpenter comes across like such a Nigel Kneale wannabe
>>224028007Carpenter movies are just that good that even his D tier films are awesome
>>224027218No Ghosts of Mars?
>make a couple of whiskey and cokes to watch some horror kino >after 20 minutes my stomach feels like its on fire>have to lay down to avoid vomiting everywhere This wasn't the plan bros
>>224026075You don't like it because "le MAGA choods"I don't like it because it's fucking shit.
>>224028149This used to be on tv all the time and I remember enjoying it when I was in the 6th grade. Should I revisit?
>>224028158You are 60 not 20
>>224027218I don't know if Escape from New York is a horror movie though>Christine is SIt's good and you're entitled to your opinion, but Carrie is better>VampiresThis is the best rating I've ever seen anyone give that one
>>224028185>>224028185>>224028185>>224028185>>224028185
>>224026385That's a child
>>224028180I'm actually only 31 but I guess the sentiment is the same
>>224028255drink water
>>224027645>>224027784nosferatu and phantom of the opera and haxan are slow burnsslow burn horror has been around forever now shut the fuck up and kill yourselves so i can enjoy my horror kino
>>224028170No it's fucking awful lol. Although one of the first roles for Jason Statham
>>224028231Even better
>>224028306>>224027784Do not feed the trolls...
>>224026580The Cycle, aka "What if American Werewolf in London was boring and nothing happened?"
>>224027119>>224026698>college, it was>the money, i needed
