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Malfoid should have been the main rival.
>>224105989>AI videos of Richard Harris as Dumbledore in later moviesWhat a time to be alive
Voldemort caught lacking
>>224105989It seems we have a butthurt tranny janny off their meds and on the loose.Remember this when they cry foul because they were all rounded up by the RDS and put on trains.
>>224106013>dementorIn Green and Silver, she also faints in the train due to a dementor. Then for the Hippogriff scene, Harry interposes himself to protect her and get six cuts in his back because of it.
>>224105989Thread question:In (your) headcanon, how does the Buckbeak situation in year 3 play out? This is one area where Malfoy’s actions have to deviate from canon (IMO) as leaving the plot beat for beat makes her too unlikable.
>>224106056I like the way he touched their heads, that was a big dick move I used to do that to people alot
https://youtu.be/s6wmLDIqswwKek
>>224106071There is this possibility >>224106068. Idk if I like it, it will depend on what follows. The dementor also makes her remember an early childhood memory of her father saying he wished she was a boy so that his name won't die with him.
>>224106018We finally got Dumbledore asking calmly.AI is amazing
>>224106056why didn't anyone call voldemort out for being a bald fuck
>>224106146IT'S A SIGN OF VIRILITY! Or so my ex said.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1793798714054572.mp4
>>224106071>Harry lands on Buckbeak>Malfoid still approaches calling Buckbeak a great ugly brute>Hagrid is still talking to Harry about how he's doing as a teacher>Malfoid notices Buckbeak about to attack Harry unawares while Hagrid's back is turned>she intervenes>she gets scratched by Buckbeak>nobody else notices the way it really happened due to distance, obstructions, and angle>they interpret events the same way as the original>Malfoid is in genuine pain and says, "Wait till my father hears about this, blah, blah ... ", wants Buckbeak put down for being genuinely dangerous and unpredictable, and Hagrid fired for being such a dumbass to bring such a dangerous creature to class, not least of which endangered Harry>Malfoid can't correct the record later about what happened for fear of revealing she saved Harry due to secret feelsThat way everything stays consistent by everyone else's interpretation, but she is not the bad guy or sulky whimp she appears to be.
>>224106180This has the inconvenient of making Hagrid more careless than he is, but that's not a bad trade off
>>224106071I thought about it some more since I wrote this post >>224071256 and I've decided it's a bit of too much of a stretch to work her into the rescue on top of the time turner shenanigans that are happening. I think just letting Harry see that she's upset about the situation, and tries protesting the decision is enough.
I am literally Snapehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSy8XiH8aY0
>>224106180>>Malfoid notices Buckbeak about to attack Harry unawares while Hagrid's back is turnedHagrid did say they are proud creatures. Perhaps Buckbeak got offended when Harry turned his back to him, and Hagrid was distracted by Potter and didn't realize what was happening until Malfoid stepped in.
>>224106211Honestly I feel like canon really glosses over what a dumb decision Hagrid made to have his first lesson involve putting a bunch of scared thirteen-year olds in front of dangerous creatures. Love the guy, but he has a definite blind spot when it comes to animals.
>>224106180Why the fuck would Buckbeak attack Harry? It goes against the literally one thing we establish in this scene
>>224106240>Honestly I feel like canon really glosses overWill you people read the books, they go over this multiple times. He has a dragon and fluffy in the first movie
>>224106211Technically Hagrid was responsible, bringing that fucking thing and turning his back to talk to Harry, allowing Malfoy to stride right up to it without him noticing. He's the teacher. Ultimately his responsibility to be in control of the situation even if male Malfoy was being a total dumbass. Obviously in the original that would be the justification for firing him, even if it was at the behest of Lucius. He's kinda right in at least one manner of speaking.What if retardo Longbottom just fucked up as usual and got himself killed by that fucking thing? Didn't bow low enough or some shit or tripped over and 'offended' it? Would that be Hagrid fault at all?This is the guy who keeps illegal dragons and shit because he has such a hard on for magical animals.
>>224106062Don't understand why they deleted the last one but keep this one up just fine
>>224106244Why would Malfoy stride right up to that fucking thing, it goes against everything established in that scene, and the fact he can tie his own shoelaces.Which is to say, dude the scene is already fucked, and we need to fix it somehow.
>>224106266They hate happiness and activity, if the mods had their way the entire site would be dead and all posters banned
>>224106253Dumbledore likes Hagrid so he overlooks stuff and he doesn't like the Malfoys so he ignores their whining. Why he would even allow the offspring of former Death Eaters to attend Higwarts while doing nothing to teach them about Voldemort and said DEs is beyond me.
>>224106253Draco embellishing his injury becomes the focus though, not the fact that if Hagrid had thought this through nothing would have happened. This is why “Malfoy is a horrible arrogant bitch about the situation, but she does have a point” is the right direction to take this.This is a bit of a problem with Rowling’s writing in general. Like Harry never really has to worry or feel bad about almost murdering Draco, because he’s a bad guy and Harry’s a good guy.>>224106262Exactly. Hagrid’s the shop class teacher who goes over how to operate a drill for 5 minutes and then cuts everyone loose to go do it on their own.
>>224106240>>224106262Fair points. When you remove Rowling's tinted glasses... Hagrid is a big oaf.
>>224106282>but the scene makes Malfoy look cocky and arrogantRead the books, retard
>>224106318Characters shouldnt have flaws and should always know what is about to happen. This will be good writing somehow
>>224106318I fucking hope that scene is better in the books or JK really is the shithouse writer that other anon says she is. I assume it was cut down a lot and oversimplified to absurdity for that scene in the film.Draco is cocky and arrogant, not fucking pants-on-head retarded. That's why you can't make it fit with Malfoid even more.
>>224106352>Draco is cocky and arrogant, not fucking pants-on-head retardedHe's a teenage shithead.
>>224106313Hagrid is acknowledged to be a bad teacher, even Harry and co think so a lot of the time. The first CoMC class that I can see Malfoid actually enjoying isn't until the time in GoF when they have a substitute teacher and get to interact with unicorns and their foals.>Harry standing there trying not to think about how cute Malfoid is when she's having fun playing with a baby unicorn
>>224106366One still not dumb enough to stick his dick in the table saw after the shop teacher just demonstrated it.
>>224106379I know you're probably not a tranny but god fucking damn do you make it easy for people to mock you as one
>>224106379>>224106390Next time give the rememberal a squeeze fat boy
>>224106393>I know you're probably not a writer but god fucking damn do you make it easy for people to mock you as a failed one
>>224106366Have any of you ever seen a horse in real life? I have and it was taller than me, horses are pretty spooky, imagine that but with a giant cleaver for a mouth, eats meat and can fucking fly probably the most dangerous creature in all the magic world.
The focus about the Buckbeak incident should be that it punishes Malfoid for her habit of running her mouth while looking down at people. She'd cause the attack by reflexively going into that mode of trash talking rather than a one shot approach or insult. The provocation should be somewhat layered.This makes it less that she flouted the instructions/is a dumb asshole and more that it just kinda happens because she can't help herself. Afterwards rather than being an asshole about it she's more mixed about the situation internally. Hagrid was clearly irresponsible for creating the possibility in the first place, but she also got a hard wakeup that you can't just go talking shit all the time and assuming your name will protect you. Lucius is the one that pushes for getting rid of Hagrid and Buckbeak while she would simply stay silent and appear cold about it because she doesn't fully fall on either side, which the heroes still fault her for.
>>224106426Obviously based on approaching a horse. It's known good practice to let them meet you halfway and smell you first rather than just walk up to them and start touching them. Smelling is a big deal to animals and how they feel shit out and interact with each other.I hate this scene though, and Buckbeak as well. Hagrid just kinda pisses me off for the reasons above. Harry's derivative 'I'm king of the world' flying scene is supposed to come off as 'ZOMG-muh-adventure', but I find it tedious and gay. Especially when Potter flies every day on a fucking broom. What does he need that temperamental fucking thing for? It's like owning a Ferrari with over one thousand horsepower and being impressed by galloping on an animal with one. Okay maybe, but whatever dude.Directing noticeably went to shit after Columbus and obviously was no help to those kids. That scene is a prime example.
>>224106071Malfoid tries to get Harry's attention by petting Buckbeak. She gets scratched but this time she doesn't blame the animal. Lucius requests to euthanize Buckbeak. Malfoid protests but Lucius insists. Then in the time turner scene Harry and Hermione sees Malfoid trying to free Buckbeak. Harry realizes Malfoid is not a bad person after all.
>This stupid dress is making me look fat, isn't it?
>>224106368I actually think she should like Buckbeak and be intrigued by the possibility of flying on him.>>224106557I like this too, very cute to maybe visit Buckbeak when he’s tied up and feed him and pet him as a sort of “sorry” gesture. She could try to do so secretly but obviously Hagrid would notice and be more conflicted about her.
>>224106368>The first CoMC class that I can see Malfoid actually enjoying isn't until the time in GoF when they have a substitute teacher and get to interact with unicorns and their foals.>>Harry standing there trying not to think about how cute Malfoid is when she's having fun playing with a baby unicorndamn anon...
>>224106557I like the motivation being she's trying to impress Harry, that's good.As anon above said she can be less for putting the stupid thing down, and just not stand against Lucius and still be seen as an arsehole.Time turner changing Harry's mind or questioning his version of events and/or her part in it, reassessing her character, that's quite creative actually.10 points for Gryffindor.
>>224106585>iffFix it now Potter! Or should I start calling you my little Potty...
>>224106585what wears off at midnight?
>>224106657
>>224106426Harry made it look easy.
>>224106689the spell she put on her hair
>>224106062>>224106266I understand why, and I love it for you
>>224106352>Draco is cocky and arrogant, not fucking pants-on-head retarded. That's why you can't make it fit with Malfoid even more.It actually the "pants-on-head retarded" part works much better with a woman. Males tend to have a much better intuition and caution about latent physical threats than women do. Haven't you ever seen any of those videos of a chick mouthing off and antagonizing a large man repeatedly until he loses his shit and takes a swing at her face? The reaction is always the same: absolute shock. Like the bitch had no clue whatsoever that provoking a roid monster might result in him breaking her face.Malfoy sees Harry fly on the Hippogriff, making it look easy. Jealousy and oblivious overconfidence leads to the reckless and stupid behavior. Both jealousy and "oblivious overconfidence" fit a female better, whether it's wrangling a dangerous monster or flying a Lear jet over a thunderstorm.
>>224106756I understand why. When the pain of dilation gets too much to endure, they feel the need to irrationally lash out somehow in a vain attempt to make the pain and regret go away. It doesn't. Hence the ongoing problem. The only eventually relief for all of us is through six feet of rope.
>>224106829Are you upset this morning? Why? Its a great morning to be joyful
>>224106756What could THIS possibly mean?
>>224106744We can't all be the chosen one
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SxzAlgvj1Ks
>>224106941is that the girl from skins/got?
>>224106816I think it also has something to do with the fact that women place more importance on social standing. They think that because it’s socially unacceptable for a man to hit a woman, this acts as a kind of magical shield, and so they always assume they’ll never be hit by a man.
>>224106913Yes, I'm just joyfully explaining why the joyful Malfoid threads get seemingly deleted at random by people who aren't joyful because they finally realise everyone was right when they said YWNBAW.I guess it triggers them because it reminds them unlike IRL, you can recast a character as the opposite sex, a real actual feminine girl from birth instead of some half-assed semi-masculine monstrosity that belongs in the Hogwarts dungeon.I mean that's gotta sting if you're already fucked yourself with hormones and/or bottom surgery.
>>224107001I'm starting to think a janny makes these threads, and whenever someone else gets in the way he squashes them
>>224106727That's a good Potty
>>224107020Yes, I'm sure HE gets butthurt over something someone else is posting either way.
>>224107001>>224107020go to last Wednesday's threads, start reading, and watch for when threads were deleted. You'll figure it out
>>224106557These threads have really made me love the idea of malfoid being an animal lover.
good morning saars
>>>/trash/
>>224107040It's weird to see them, cause the same force that takes them down, also sometimes takes the critics down too. This isn't a guy who hates the subject, it's someone playing a delicate game
>>224107020lol no. I don't know why they delete threads sometimes but they aren't making them>>224107146the last deletion did ended up being beneficial with how much it was a shitshow
>>224107087Malfoid owns a peacock. Then she got interested with snakes when she became a Slytherin. When Harry used Parseltongue, it intrigued Malfoid because "Anyone who likes snakes can't be a bad person."
>>224107195If there are like 100 replies that are only trying to derail the thread, it's easier and faster to nuke the entire thread than to delete each reply individually
>>224107195They ban the people making them too, I got banned a week ago sitewide for being off-topic, and the thread was already at the bump limit. I don't understand their strategy
i get that blonde women are really hot but why is this meme still going?
saar please post the malfoid
>>224107087>Other Slytherin girls are often creeped out or neutral at best by the Giant Squid passing by the Slytherin dungeon windows.>Malfoid thinks he's great and majestic
>>224107242It's fun, it's wholesome, it has multiple angles that appeals to a variety of different people. Some are more interested in the narrative implications to the original story, some are just here for the tsundere romance, the aesthetics are great
>>224107146>>224107195>>224107230The based janny purges hate. Thank you based janny
>>224107277The janny is a hero, we love him for making this thread!
>>224107242For me, the reason I keep clicking these threads is I'm having fun. At the core, it's a thread where a bunch of anons are crowdsourcesing fan fiction. The bare bones basic narrative is something inherently good. Girl raised in a family with an evil dad finds love, and in the end chooses love over evil. It's a basic appealing plot. The world already is established with its own rules and characters so it gives people things to debate over in how they adjust things to make malfoid work.
>>224105989Most manufactured "waifu" so far
>>224107339>>224107242It’s also a resolution to some of the more hated trends in the original series, mainly that Rowling teases a Draco redemption but fails to follow through (but then apparently Harry and him have a grudging respect in the epilogue?). It also offers a general relook at Slytherin in general, who have literally 0 redeeming members in the original series (aside from Snape and Slughorn.)
>>224107386Slughorn was a cool dude. I always wished he had shown up earlier.
>>224107386I enjoy the idea of the other direction too, where there would be some Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff student involvement on the 'bad' side, like the Inquisitorial squad. It's fine if Slytherin still has the most weight in that stuff, but showing at least some nuance like you mention just helps avoid it simply being cartoonish 'Slytherin bad'.
>>224107339this. i enjoy them very much for the same
>>224107211>>224107087Is really strange when fanfic writers decide to make her scared of snakes
>>224107457An evil ravenclaw could be a so damn interesting>literal dark arts class when Snape takes over >ravenclaw with academic interest goes all in on opportunity to learn new subject which they really weren't allowed to learn before
>>224105989
>>224107339I prefer she keeps the mean streak but has a loving side just like Ron is a force for good but the book establishes he is an asshole. And id also keep her bond with Lucius, in the end they chose their kid first but I doubt the average Slytherin has now gone full hufflepuff>>224107264You didn't say yearn
>>224107488its not completely absurd. this is a posh, wealthy aristocratic teenage girl. the symbol of her house might be a snake but if she doesnt want to rub up on one that makes sense. personally i prefer the 'malfoid loves animals' angle
>>224107504Malfoid is a feminist iconShe’s progressive
>>224106530I like your take, anon. The Buckbeak incident would obviously be caused by a continuation of her rivalry with Harry, but this time it would have an aspect of trying to impress him, and of embarrassment afterwards.
>>224107498>evil hufflepuff just wants you to be a decent fucking human being
As a parallel to the Horcuxes, Harry and Malfoid should end up with 8 kids.
>>224107498Having Hermione and the group contend with a brilliant thirsty Ravenclaw that was able to indulge in things they couldn't and won't give up the opportunity just for supposedly doing the right thing would be something.I like the DA getting one up on improving their skills, but then you have this one student that did something else with their time than just going around acting like they own the place.
>>224106530>>224107609I'm not really in to changing the actual story and prefer they don't start to shift until book 4. With that said I think if you guys are going to change it then focus on Harry here rather than Malfoid>Slytherins have just openly mocked Harry, pic related, which only slightly bothers him>Malfoid then starts mocking Hagrid in front of the class, which does get to him>Hagrid introduces Buckbeak, Harry bows and flies him>Harry goades Malfoid on Hagrid being a good teacher and her being scared of Buckbeak>Now she struts forward and still gets attackedMalfoid stays in character, Lucius still gets involved, Harry is a little more aggressive but it's justified and he doesn't expect things to go so far, Hagrid is more sympathetic since he was earnestly trying to calm things down
https://youtu.be/XrgsDtHl_Ao
I want to suck her penis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQDwNsgz0LcWhy does it look like Ron is getting flustered by Ginny's singing?
ao3 lost ALL the fanfics
cumming to tranny Malloy
Great, now Danbooru is also down for maintenance
>>224107971They will all be replaced by gym-going Malfoid chads while a leftist tranny seethes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlktJl1rMLUI like 90's anime Malfoid
>>224107488You can even use snakes as a point of conflict between Malfoid and Hermione like in this video. That way Malfoid has some reason why she keeps using mudblood on Hermione.
>>224107339This is part of it. One other part is I crave a good traditional romance between a white man and white woman where it's portrayed positively and they end up having a large family of kids. Entertainment has been explicitly avoiding this for well over a decade now, Malfoid is just scratching an itch I have where maybe 10 years ago I wouldn't have given a shit.Lastly, it's also fun to see how much AI gens have evolved since 2023, and seeing what it's capable of doing using actual movies as a source and editing it. The videos are fun to watch and it's fun to see what people are able to do now. This wouldn't have existed if Malfoid had become a thing just a few years back.So for me it's a mix of all three. The meme just came out at the exact right time in our culture to succeed.
>>224108045>It's venom is there to protect itShe explained her whole arc
>>224108057AI being so accessible certainly helped accelerate the trend. If you would've told me a few years ago we were getting half an hour long AI anime and live action episodes with decent visuals I would've laughed and called you delusional.
"Nuke India from the shores. It's the only way to be sure." Dumbledore said, calmly.
>>224105989Shad is such a cringe niggerfaggot.Kill troons and fags and browns, that's the program.The program isn't making Harry Potter somehow even more gay than it actually is.People like Shad really do need relgion to keep them on the straight and narrow. He really should just adopt Islam, and do sword tests in beheading videos.
>>224106426>Horses are spookyNo. You genuinely have to beat them. And make sure you win. Horses have their own pecking order and its in your best interests to be at the top of that.Same thing with the hippogriffs, big ugly brutes they are. The stick has to be much larger than what you'd use on a horse, of course
>>224108085No regular person could've predicted that AI is going to be this good. Remember in Running Man movie when the director swapped a stunt guy with Arnold simply by typing words? I thought it was bullshit and totally impossible due to how complicated it is to manipulate CGI models. But here we are generating videos of celebrities by typing words.
>>224107507>You didn't say yearnI never do, it's a meme cop-out to the question.
>>224105989Somebody told me this "malfoid" business is just viral marketing. What say you?
>>224108057Wholesome
>>224106530>Malfoid and BuckbeakThere's a fanfic>Nobility Obliges by Earnest & RoseI'm reading that has an interesting take on that. Instead of Malfoid getting slashed, it's Goyle. The following legal happenings are a more involved thing, as Draco is scurrying about getting info to help her father and the golden trio really knuckling down. Malfoid also "helps" the trio with their end of things, specifically by only telling Harry advice.It's been an interesting take and it does get Malfoid more directly involved, story wise
>>224108183>he has never sat and yearned
You get> All Malfoy family wealth and resources at your disposalBut> You and your family have to live in my manorWell Potter?
That Malfoid musical channel needs a Ginny song about how she lost HarryAnd a Neville song about how he was the last to find out
>>224107810Based take
>>224107971NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE GOD NOOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NO NO NO MY MALFOID AND HARRY FICS AND THE LESSER KNOWN RERWRITES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK MY STUPID FUCKING CHUD LIFE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NONE OF THESE FUCKING WRITERS POST ANYWHERE ELSE FUCK AHHHHHHHHH
>>224108233I can't see how.
>>224108279>But Draconia and my grandchildren will be named Malfoy-Potterftfy
>>224108233People who say that are usually midwits trying to impress schizos. Many modern memes are forced political crap or viral marketing. Malfoid is neither. That doesn't stop guerrilla marketers from jumping on the bandwagon or feeding the beast.
>>224108233Instead of relying on being told what to think, exercise free will and form your own opinion
>>224108177For me it was the Al Pacino movie, S1m0ne.Can't believe that movie became reality
any good fanfiction I could read?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q1WRCkyquQI know that schmede fell off and Foyege is taking too long, but what is the consensus of Louiverse/Ladywasabi's Malfoid's saga?
>>224108439I'm so sorry anon. All that's left is Wattpad. There's some good stuff there
>>224108463We all love Lumos Lumos and Vazquez
>>224108463Cinematography is really good. It has a huge potential and for me I like the art style that he chose. The only problem is it didn't go super viral which is all about luck really.
>>224108439It's dangerous to yearn alone, take this.
>>224106218You can have Harry and Hermione see Malfoid try and fail to rescue buckbeak while they are time travelling. She doesn't need to get caught up in the rest of the plot. Also I think Malfoid would be too proud to act like she's hurt just so Harry will pay attention.
>>224108463schmede is slow burn drama. Trust the process (tm)
>>224108177>No regular person could've predicted that AI is going to be this good.If you're a retard maybe
>>224108609I just realized the Boggart chapter is in Book 3 right after Buckbeak's attack. So how does Malfoid react to the Boggart because some people make her see either dead Harry or Ginny kissing Harry. Now the problem is if we follow canon lore Malfoid didn't spend that much time with Harry yet.
>>224108040I love this old anime style
>>224108726She sees her dad telling her she should have been born a boy and that because of her the family name will die out.
>>224107020I don't blame him for once. I mean, look at the rest of the shit that's in the catalog. Its not interesting or interactive when all that crap is in complete control of hollywood jews and virtue-signaling actors/actresses. They're boring and repulsive. Its more fun when randoms can make clips, videos, and images.
>>224108463schmede never fell off, he never had it. He just copied a short story someone else did, which was good, and since then he's been doing jack shit because he can't write.
>>224108040I guess this is referencing the video that Katechon made
>>224108300T-thanks anon>>224108905A lot of the current writing is off but he's making something atleast
>>224106180Don't think making Buckbeak hostile towards Harry is the move, considering the reader should want Harry to save him later.
>>224106071I wouldn't change much about how it happens. I would maybe have Harry, Ron, and Hermione corner Malfoid later before the execution and tell her off, at which point she'd eventually admit she just wanted to get Hagrid in trouble and didn't think they'd kill the animal for it.
>>224108726Early on Harry is still a unknown quantity to the wider wizarding community. Some see him in the positive light of being rid of Voldemort, but others see the possibility that he could rise up to be a new powerful wizard, potentially on the good side but maybe as a dark wizard instead.I figure this uncertainty could stoke some fears. By then some at Hogwarts have seen that it isn't all just talk, he's delivering on some of that potential. Maybe Malfoid has some subconcious fear that Harry is going to end up wanting to destroy her family for having been involved with Voldemort, fueled by further spite.I'm not sure if this fits all the context at that point in time but the Boggart being Harry but instead fearsome or aggressive might work in some way.
How do you reconcile the lack of an actual bully in the story though? Since Harry is a loser, he needs actual adversity especially in the first few books. Even keeping Malfoid's role the same as Malfoy for the first 2 novels, it's still not the same thing. Does he just not have a bully at all anymore?
>>224108985Harry is not her or anyone else's worst fear anon. The bullying joke only really works with Neville and even then it was pretty horrible he was that afraid
>>224109024>Since Harry is a loserHe's not though, he's quite literally the most famous kid in Hogwarts before he's even stepped foot there, everyone wants to be his friend and is the seeker on the quidditch team.
>>224108905He could've just adapted Black Lake trials. It's literally right after Yule Ball. Also this fanfic had 33k likes and was viral so I'm sure he saw this.
>>224109024This is imo one of the problems with Draco, he sticks around as a bully well past the point where Harry should care about that. Like by book 5 once Harry has personally witnessed Voldemort’s return, stupid school rivalries should be the last thing on his mind.
>>224109024Book 1-3 Malfoid, Peeves, SnapeBook 4 Entire school for stealing Cedrics spotlight, SnapeBook 5 Umbridge, SnapeBook 6 By this point you'd think people would be wary of trying him it's mostly Harry trying to catch Draco anyway, Snape
>>224109038Well, it's not just plain Harry I was talking about there was I, it's a hypothetical Harry that has become a vengeful wizard that is out to ruin her family, from an imagined possibility.Just because Neville's case was shown as basically being plain Snape, doesn't mean that every fear of a person is about the person as they are.It's fine if you still think it doesn't work, and I'd gladly hear your alternative, but it's not just a simple joke or 'oh it's Harry' that I was positing there.
>Danbooru got hacked too, and it will be down for daysHoly shit, make it stop.
>>224109098This. Draco was necessary in the early books to create some kind of regular conflict. Otherwise Harry's life is too Mary Sue-like.
>>224108726>see either dead Harry or Ginny kissing HarryI've seen videos where the boggart is Harry kissing Ginny, and they are cute, but if we're doing a serious story, you can't have her be this obsessed with Harry this early on. Makes more sense if her worst fear is her father, and it just hints a bit more at the vulnerability and pressure she has in her.
Harry Potter should have its own board like pokemon and mlp.
>>224109320it would be dead as fuck
>>224109287Those clips are more funny than anything, and Malfoids main thing is shouting "I'm telling father" there's also a lot of pics of him spoiling her
>>224106056Look at the size of Harry's wand
>>224109377In light of this pic I'd like to reiterate: Harry Potter is a Christmas movie
>>224109407only the first one feels like a christmas movie
>>224109162what about gelbooru?
>>224107945Of course the mudblood is the one rapping.
>>224109444Is up but it doesn't seem like is being updated with any new Malfoid art
>>224109488Ah the glowies lunch break is over
>>224109488because contrary to the belief of these faggots on the right, the people actually enjoying this trend are tired of politics
>>224109488Malfoid has more to do with people yearning for better stories in entertainment. It just so happens that the Malfoid stories are antithetical to leftoids.
>>224109098Agreed, he loses his relevancy pretty fast, and it's a shame he doesn't have a great character arc to justify him staying there. Which is one of the things Malfoid fixes, her arc evolves alongside Harry and their rivalry/friendship is re-contextualized. Malfoy isn't, he's the asshole at the start, he stays the asshole till the end.
>>224109558oh rip
>>224109598We're all sick and tired of leftists and trannies seething all day.
>>224106071>how does the Buckbeak situation in year 3 play outBratty correction via instant loss to hippogriff
>>224109667But not matter how much they seethe, we aren't going to stop posting Malfoid
>>224109667that's what I mean when I say "tired of politics"I hate leftists with a passion but that doesn't mean I'm right wingI tolerate the right because there's nothing else that can fight leftists but both sides are the same shit
Malfoid stories are antithetical to leftoids.>>224109616Yes, to the loud, extreme leftoids who made it their whole identity. Thats because its a straight withe relationship with beautiful people. And all the uggos and real losers feel lifted when stepping on all that once was beautiful and good.Note, that the majority of DEM voters is also straight. They yearn for these stories too. I doubt media still has the capacity ever to produce any like that again, that would go against the manifested harpies within their companies.PS: Every real human being over 10 years old who didn't lock themselves up in a closet has viewpoints on the whole political spectrum, not only at its borders.
>>224109705Thats understandable anon, I think most people are in that situation now
I love her so much bros. I think I might try and create a Malfoid character in Oblivion with a mage class :C
>>224109488Yearning for Malfoid is not the same as yearning for lower cost of living.
>>224109740>Note, that the majority of DEM voters is also straight. They yearn for these stories too. I doubt media still has the capacity ever to produce any like that again, that would go against the manifested harpies within their companies.That's the funny thing. I have no issue with leftoids enjoying Malfoid, but they've boxed themselves into a corner with anti-white, anti-marriage, anti-family, anti-AI, anti-heroe's journey, etc.
>>224109705This is why I'm going to keep posting Malfoid
>>224109488Actual Malfoid would be disgusted by teenage JD and would either ignore him or actively make fun of him on a daily basis
>>224109791When you go by social media maybe, but I know a lot of DEM voters who absolutely cherish these values. Such values are not occupied by the right alone. Thats the same as claiming every right winger is an avid west borrow baptist church supporter, which can't be further from the truth. I'd even say the majority of REP voters that I know are quite indifferent about religion.
>>224109667is there a reason why libtards hate Malfoid so much?Is it just they see right-wingers like it so they must reflexively oppose it or is there something more?
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>>224109851>why libtards hate Malfoid so much>foid
>>224109851the base-reflex is because its a romance of two people who are:- white- straight- powerful- family and child supportingthat is to the extreme left absolute harram
>>224109851Well whatever it is they can keep seethingMalfoid stayLeftist go
>>224109876This, plus they already hated JK Rowling, and they hate seeing people have fun. Then there's the ai content
>>224109936Christmas Potters
>>224109973fucking kek
>51 posts filteredwhy so much /pol/ spam again? elections are over
>>224109984Another variant
>>224109985I'm not american tho
>>224109973Grim. JD looks like the kind of guy that would pay his month's allowance trying to bribe Malfoid into coming to his birthday party (she still did not show up)
>>224110042He made it to the White House as VPOTUS. A lot more than anyone else here can brag about.
>>224109851authentic (non academic feminist) straight male thing, they don't need a reason beyond that
>>224109973Unironically there are people here defending that she still hangs around Goyle and Crabbe.
>>224110007We all lost, anon. Two sides, one master.
>>224110033Oh come now. Like miggers weren't doing victory laps for weeks on end across every board. Why would trannies be any different?
>>224109791>anti-marriage, anti-family, anti-AI, anti-heroe's journey, etc.What do these things have to do with jerking off to drawings of a female malfoy?
>>224110077>Like miggers weren't doing victory laps for weekshow would I know, my filters work
>>224110107>how would I knowWell, you seemed to have noticed the laps right now.
>>224110093Stop jerking off and be a better you, anon.
>>224110124That's the point of the thread i think you're confused
>>224109893>beep bop let me know if you would like a sprinkle of whimsy with your political program meatgoy
>>224110122I only see the number of posts increasing but I don't see the posts itself
>>224106218I really like this version. I think she would be pretending to not give a shit and still mocking the situation. Then Hermione beats the shit out of her. This turns her to actually try to help (unsuccessfully but still)
>>224110093Who's jerking off exactly? Malfoid is surprisingly a very sexless meme for once. Even the ones where she shows skin are being ridiculed and denied.
>>224110134No, not really.
>>224110149>my gender bending fetish isn't sexual, actually
>>224110150So its some incel shit about fantasizing about having a family?
>>224110161Having a family with a femboy wife, yes.
>>224110157It literally isn't but keep seething anon.Funny how people who accuse others of being gooners and porn rotted brains are the ones looking at a wholesome romance story and thinking about porn.
>>224110161Fuck my incel chud life
>>224110033>t. can dish it out but can't take itmany such cases
>>224110177>my wholesome romance where I fuck a guy in a dress
>>224110191
>>224110184Ironically you will never have this because you are the kind of person who posts pictures like this
>>224109851> kid's toy gets copied> copy makes the original look boring> *angry autist noises*> displacement activity towards straw man enemyIs that flavor of liberalism even within the left/righ spectrum? Isn't it just a sad human being, unable to laugh about its own existence, while not begruding others their fun.
>>224110074Like she wouldn't see them as useful at the very least.
>>224110157>>224110161>>224110169Stop replying to yourself.
>>224110202>leftism is when you don't fantasize about fucking a guy in a dress lmao
>>224110203Cope(?)
>>224110141you sure cry a lot about it though
>>224110213Harry won so hard.
Someone is really fucking mad about this thread.
>>224110220This meme really doesnt address anything. You will never have a wife or a family
>>224110157they're never beating the allegations lmao
Who here actually has a girlfriend or children irl? I'm genuinely curious
>>224110187dish out what? I don't care about politics, thats why I filtered it out>>224110223that's funny, coming from someone who only comes into this thread to cry about politics
>>224110251JK pls go
>>224110233Ok troon
>>224110251Imagine having children and wasting time in a mongolian basket-weaving forum.
God this shit is fucking pathetic
>>224110216traditional homosex is based and good for you
Where is the Anakin meme general?
https://youtu.be/JpQznb8wLGI?si=Sb8z8X5de9xllUe7
>>224105989America rejected this incel shit yesterday it's time to move on Also what the fuck does this have to do with television or movies? The discussion is solely about changing the stories in the books. Move this faggotry to /lit/
>>224110211Ok that was extremely cute and the best thing I've read in a long time. I'm still smiling after reading it.Still, I have a hard time thinking that Malfoid, queen bee and main bully on the academy, would be friends with a social outcast, unless she's faking her personality.
>>224110255yeah imagine posting about politics in a politics thread, mental innit
>>224110251I have a kid. Wife divorced me this year. Still getting acclimatized to living alone for the first time in 15 years, that and seeing my son only half the time. Signing up to be a dad at 100% and only getting 50% is brutal let me tell you.
>>224110263Malfoid bullying Ginny always makes me chuckle
>>224110312if you think this is about politics just because some grifters hijacked it, then yes, you are mental
>>224110303>america rejects love storiesSure bro.
What is the appeal of Malfoid?
>>224110312>cute anime girls are about politicsgo back to bluesky
>>224110350she's a woman that loves you
>>224110290aipac has defunded that team bro it's over
>>224110149What does wholesomely enjoying Malfoid and Harry fucking have to do with being pro-family and pro-hero's journey?
Cringe thread
>>224110361Where do you see them fucking? I sure didn't see that.
>>224106155you're gay?
>>224110350It's not complicated. A bunch of right wing virgins fantasizing about having a loving wife and family with a dose of anime romance tropes
>>224110343I should try this weekend and save as much Katechon content as I can. Her Malfoid was toptier
>>224110335>>224110355epsteing media has been running with it on all cylinders for the past weeks and you yourself are spamming it here and being covered for doing it despite being 100% off topic for tv
>>224110392I'm not right wing, I'm just lonely
Malfoid isn't wholesome because fubdamentally it comes from a place of resentment and sexual depravity
>>224110396
>>224110392Why is a romance automatically associated with right wing?
>>224110396I wish we had more newspaper memes
>>224110305I contend you have to justify it more than Crabbe hanging out with the male Felton Malfoy. So Malfoid has perhaps not-so-different but more complex reasons. Partially as a natural leader she can see the potential in people and collect loyal followers, but she has a soft feminine side with no romantic motivation before she ever even laid eyes on Harry. She grew up with Crabbe, so they have a history before any of the teenage crap ever even entered into the equation.
>>224105989Thank God these people were all jerking off in malfoid threads yesterday instead of voting
>>224110414They hate everything that is wholesome
>>224110263
>>224110400>Imageboard about anime becomes a politics board when Epstein influences moot>This is somehow the fault of anime. You appear to be failing at noticing that it is you the one who has been psyopped
It feels good actually having a girl who loves me in real life. I genuinely can't even comprehend how many years of crushing loneliness someone must experience before they get to the point where they consume this mentally ill shit.
>>224110305Well in that comic they're still very young, Malfoid probably was still just a cute kid back then, and only became bratty a bit later. If she has known him since they were kids it still makes sense. Besides, he's a big, tough, dumb guy. Not a bad friend to have by your side as a young attractive girl.
>>224110439saaar this is /tv/
>>224110400>HP-related images, clips, and videos are 100% off-topicSeems like troons can never be happy
Joyless troons trying to shit up the thread are already living in a hell of their own making
>>224110455does this link back to the other anime where Goyle turns on her but Crabbe stays loyal and sacrifices himself or her?
>>224110150This is genuinely more pathetic than just jerking off. There's nothing stopping you from meeting a pretty white girl and having children with her unless you're an undesirable
>>224110487No idea what you're talking about, it's my first time seeing those comics.
>>224110450good for you bro
>>224110492Sorry JK, the social engineering tricks won't work. Have another.
>>224105989i'm not judging but i gotta be honest it feels like anyone posting this stuff is probably close to blowing their own head off
>>224105989Am I gay if I enjoy this?
>complaining about troons in a trans icon threadishygddt
>>224110525not if you vote the right way
>>224110417>>224110455To each their own, I still prefer thinking that Malfoid was a natural psycho and she became softer after meeting Potter. But I won't deny that seeing her being so charming to Goyle is very cute indeed.
>>224105989How come nobody wants to fuck female Ron?
Malfoid? More like Malfold.
>>224110513Why? Troons are the ones with a close to 50% suicide rate, not loners.
>>224110492Lol, are you a foid? I fucking wish though
Any chance to convince JK Rowling to make Malfoid canon? She's a hardcore feminist after all.
>>224110599malfoid sexualizers ruined any chance of that.
>>224110555Only Pottah knows.
has anyone come up with a cool adventure they could have when they are adults? before or after having kids.
>>224110618I want Harry to show her the muggle world
>>224105989>what if malfoy was a girl?>then he's be malFOID!Heh. Simply epic.
>>224105989More like /genetic dead end/ general amirite?
>>224110646
I'm pretty left leaning and i'm ngl I do find malfoid pretty cringe. Not because I have anything against pretty white people romances but because it feels too tranny adjacent for it to have a "wholesome nuclear family" aspect
>>224110618The Back to the Future plot but Malfoid has to make Potter fall in love with her instead of Ginny, or Voldemort and Darth Dobby take over Hogwarts.
>>224110618I haven't seen a good one yet. I've see a few fics on wattpad about them post book, but the ones I've read haven't been particularly exciting.
>>224105989Explain how this is different from roasties writing HP fanfiction
LouieVerse part 3 dropped 45 minutes agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MALA7MuhkXw
>>224110618I was thinking about them going to another country (maybe the US) for the quidditch cup and then something bad happens and they have to stay and help... they could visit the school there because of reasons.
>>224109876Leftists like tranny romances thoughbeit
>>224105989OP my brother, may I bake next? I've always wanted to do one of these
>>224110673I'm very right leaning and i don't even see the tranny angle making sense here
Why are nu-malfoid posters so angry and political? This is supposed to just be a fun place to enjoy some wholesome content not this political shitflinging
>>224110727it's alright bro we're all anon here
>>224110546Yeah there's a whole discussion about it several threads back, (though I think that one was cut short by some looney troon janny too).I can see both sides, but I prefer more nuanced character and development where she shows signs of shit to come later. So she already knows how to manipulate people, even adults by invoking her father to get what she wants. Also Crabbe has his own character motivations that make their association symbiotic without any romantic dimension.ie. Before he had Malfoy doing his thinking for him, NOBODY wanted to hang out with the fat ugly dumb kid. It's why he'd be so loyal to her in the first place.Otherwise you're left wondering what's in it for him taking orders from her. Some kind of simp angle would have its own problems and limitations, but I think this works in a more complete kinda way.He's like a solider insect from Starship Troopers who needs a Brain Bug to tell him what to do, and she knows how to 'Run Forrest Run' dumb shit down enough for him to be actually useful.In my version they get together for their own selfish 'Slytherin' reasons, (hence he gets sorted into the same house), but are genuine friends on some deeper level, even without realising it.
>>224110743It's just the same old schizo
>>224105989Malfoid would be hotter if you didn't try to make him look like a biological woman
>>224110716I kind of want to write a fan fic about one of their kids going to Ilvermorny (American magic school) on a study abroad program.
>>224110673Bowsette was very tranny coded. It was literally Bowser with a power up to make him look like a woman. That's why that meme died quickly. There's nothing trans coded with Malfoid, it's just a what if story about Malfoy being a girl all along instead of a boy, and how the story would change because of it.
>>224105989>why don't i have a girlfriend?He asked as he posted another grok generated image of Harry Potter and Malfoy holding their child
>>224110768jej
>>224110743its one guy spamming, samefagging and arguing with himself. every thread has the same comments quoting OP.
>>224110714Ok, that was really good; it completely rewrote the story, but still
>>224110714damn that's good.seedance is really impressive. When people can make longer videos like this for cheap, things will change a lot.
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>REEEEEE STOP ENJOYING THINGSwhy are trannies always trying to ruin our hobbies?
>>224110560I think its Brittany Venti. The hammerhead has been malding over Malfoid for a while. She was seething over Gawr Gura back in the day
>>224110746Sorry, I've missed a few threads. The problem with your theory is that it would work only if they were both guys (the actual story), but I really don't see the prettiest girl in a school hang around with some social outcast and a brute just because they knew eachother since childhood. Even less if you tell me that there's no romantic interest from male Goyle. In my experience, those relationships only exist if either the guy is the bf of one girl in the group, or there is an actual sociopathic simping relationship, where they'd do anything to be noticed by Malfoid.I still defend the idea that it makes more sense to have the two be loser beckys that follow Malfoid.
>>224109748this one finally hit me. this is how girls look at me. damn I need to get one before I wall, I'm almost 40 ffs
>>224110618Plenty of magical animals they could get into shenanigans with.
>>224110796 >>224110796
>>224110950In my version Crabbe has his own crush on one of her friends, and obviously he isn't hanging out with Malfoid in her room at night like Pansy and Daphne shooting the shit about fashion and boys.So the girls are still her 'besties' when it comes to that, but Crabbe still needs her despite the lack of romantic motivation, and she still needs him for physical and thug shit.How do you think she got away with being such a brat for long. Him defending her made her worse than she otherwise would have been, because someone would have clocked her already if she didn't have Crabbe standing behind her while she's doing that shit.So basically Crabbe will tend to show up with her and the other girls when needed somehow, either she directly asks or he just sees the situation and moves into position automatically with Goyle.He's a dumbass but he's not stupid and along with their family association he gets it when it comes to their relationship.
>>224110950Also in the actual story as I understand it, they've known each other since childhood, but it doesn't really go into details, allowing for some latitude and artistic licence here without creating any continuity issues.
>>224111263Yeah that's how I see it, too.You basically ditch the entire "Draco with his goons" trio, and then decide for each situation which assortment of Slytherins makes sense for that scene. One of the few good things I saw in Schede's shit was the idea that Goyle just kinda follow Crabbe. So Crabbe and Goyle are a pair because Goyle is Crabbe's sidekick. (He could secretly crush on Malfoid but this would be irrelevant as he'd be the lowest status male of the slytherin clique)
>>224111263>>224111308Sounds good in theory but I personally don't know if Hogwarts would allow some brute to be the muscle of Malfoid's schemes. The thing that allows bullying to exist is that it is completely under the radar.Also I'm posting in the new thread so I'm not looking here man
>>224111400Yeah, he's not blind. He knows she's hot an' all, but they also have more like a sibling thing going on that even Lucius and Narcissa aren't even worried about.As I understand it in the original they are a pair and meet Goyle on the train, not sure if they aleady know one another through family or whatever.
>>224110414Because left-wing males are gays, soulless soiboys, cucks, or subversive commies
