Arthouse & ClassicsElkedition>QotDFavourite Elke picture or performance?>BonusMost ogleable /film/ic dame?>BonuserA belated moment's silence, please.Previous: >>224111724
Queen of /film/
>>224134783Baused Bau
Was it the greatest list ever posted? Was it just pretentious and boring? Will we ever know?
>>224134781>>QotD>Favourite Elke picture or performance?A Shot in the Dark, of course. Is there any other possible answer?
>>224135580>Will we ever know?no because no one here watches films
>>224135580>Was it the greatest list ever posted?Martin Luther's list of 95 theses. Not so much because of what was on it, but because of how he posted it and the consequences it had.>Was it just pretentious and boring?I'd say so, yes.
>4 replies in 3 hours/film/ is somehow slower than /hor/ post-Halloween.
>The New York Times Is About to Buy Letterboxd for $330 Millionhere's your indie cinephile hub bro
>>224136207How is that fucking site even worth 330 million?
>>224135580I wouldn’t necessarily call it pretentious, but boring/banal/uninspired, most definitely! I think I hated it even!
>>224136177>4 replies in 3 hoursI guess that everyone lost track of their moments' silence.
>BonusThis is a rather difficult question. There are a great number of ogleable dames and all for different reasons. I don't know how pick one over the other so I'll just list some candidates>Jane Birkin>Juliet Berto>Dominique Labourier>Ornella Muti>Isabelle Adjani>Isabelle Huppert>Ewa Aulin>Marie Trintignant>Francoise Hardy>Chantal Goya>Okada Mariko>Zoë Lund>Lung Leg>Sophia Loren>Claudia Cardinale>Elina Löwensohn>Emmanuelle Beart>Marie-France Pisier>Jennifer Jason Leigh>Charlotte Rampling>Anne Wiazemsky>Shu Qi>Tura Satana>Jill Haworth>Brigitte Bardot (ick)>Anna Karina>Macha Meril>Teresa Mak Ka-kei>Christina Lindberg>Ophelie Bau>Francoise Fabianthe list goes on>Bonuser
>>224135681The Prize, Deadlier Than The Male and Lisa And The Devil are all delightful romps. But yeah, ASITD is the best thing she ever did. Lovely bird, RIP.
>>224136437A much better list than Catunc's.
>>224136437I can think of two waifufags who will be upset about certain glaring omissions from this list. I dub thee Birkinbetrayer.
>>224136792I mean, you can tell that he has a favourite era.Bau is the only one on his list born after 1980, and he probably included her for the meme.The overwhelming majority of the actresses listed were born between 1940 and 1960, or at least not too far off, who were big in the films of the 70s and 80s.He also doesn't list any born before 1930.
>>224136952That's funny since the two actresses anon referred to were "born between 1940 and 1960, or at least not too far off".
>>224006971Dilate
I was watching small axe and got really horny with them ebonys in that second episode. Unfortunately it didn't include any sex, recommend some kino to help me solve my problem.
>>224136792it's not an exhaustive list... but I don't think they'll be upset
this shot made me stand up and yelp "KINO"what a chaotic static shot
>>224137686you can tell that guy has a wedgie what a faggot lmao
>>224135580Nah, it was alright, just that.
>>224135580It was boring.t. guy who made the initial post about getting a CG/KG friend
>>224137958>>224137970i look forward to seeing your list of significantly better kino
>>224134781>Favourite Elke picture or performance?The Muppet Show.
>>224137958>>224137970yea, hurry up and post your top ten so i can compare it to catuncs!
>>224136437>Jane Birkin>Juliet Berto>Ornella Muti>Isabelle Huppert>Marie Trintignant>Francoise Hardy>Chantal Goya>Okada Mariko>Zoë Lund>Lung Leg>Claudia Cardinale>Emmanuelle Beart>Marie-France Pisier>Charlotte Rampling>Shu Qi>Tura Satana>Anna KarinaBased choices.
>>224135580What list? What the hell are you talking about schizo
Does everybody here have a top 10? Because i don't.
>>224138032>What list?The cremator (1969)The great silence (1968)Twilight (1990)The Ascent (1977)Seconds (1966)Markets Lazarova (1967)Letter never sent (1960)The Fall of Otrar (1991)Vivre Sa Vie (1962)Winter Light (1963)The passion of Joan of Arc (1928)L’Argent (1983)Panna a netvor (1978)Elektra my love (1974)The Cranes are flying (1957)The valley of the Bees (1968)Mother Joan of the Angels (1961)
>>224138049It's a caricature at best.
>>224138049It’s even worse upon second viewing. Please delete this! I never wanna see it again!
>>224138049>Not a single American film>A bunch of communist countriesCatunc hates his own and is a traitor.
>>224138049I'm mostly just surprised by the lack of Japanese cinema. You'd expect at least one Mizoguchi.
How many films do you watch on average?
>>2241380021. ジャックとジル (2011)2. Eh mec ! Elle est où ma caisse ? (2000)3. 魔鬼二世 (1994)4. Итaльянcкий жepeбeц (1970)5. لولا (1970)6. ペストはカメレオン (1997)7. Operación 67 (1967)8. Гoлoвa (2004)9. 쥬니어는 문제아 2 (1991)10. 命運好好玩 (2006)Can I have my invite now?
>>224138242>Can I have my invite now?No, because much like in here, we're romans over at KG, pal.
>>224138182Don't recall him ever talking about japanese cinema.
>>224138231Millions, thousands even.
>>224138089>traitor to the united states of amerikkkabuh-buh-buh-buh-based
I've been on kg for more than 5 years and never got any invite, unfair!
random finnish nigga seething he isnt american ijbol when the best entertainment is jerking off with ukranian men outdoors well i see why the hate
>>224137164>the two actresses anon referred toI have no idea which ones he referred to. I imagine that the resident F*xspammer will be rather irate that she is missing from the list.
>>224138597>I have no idea which ones he referred to.Consult the chart.
I find it funny that Birkinfag is acting all "cunty" and gay thanks to charli xcx. also charli xcx is just a shitty singer and actress hate her
>>224138642They're missing from the list, yeah. But are we sure anon meant them?
>>224138644hehe
>>224138089Didn't know John Frankenheimer was European
>>224138678>But are we sure anon meant them?99.9% sure.
birkinfag just gets his whole personality from twitter and worse american discourse, american podcasts, american memeswhat does he know?
>>224138231Been pretty down last couple of years compared to how much I watched in the '10s. Barely cracked 200 last year. This year my average has been five or six per week.
>>224138686If Jesus returned, would he be into arthouse or into capeshit? Would he prefer Old Hollywood or New Hollywood? German expressionism or Neue Sachlichkeit? French Poetic Realism or Nouvelle Vague?So many questions ...
>>224138642JCon is top of the top, but she isn't really big within this general
>>224138732actually thought seconds was british
>>224138838Blockbusters, Golden Age Hollywood, Kraut Expressionism and Cocteau gang. Big J was a man of the people
>>224138838>>224138959He would have obviously been an italian neorealismo guy.
>>224138759Holy trvke, he can't comeback from this.
>>224138995cratered that freak
>>224138870She's definitely a favorite of mine but I agree, unfortunately.
all he knows is an american caricature thats his personality, he knows that an american radical leftist would say "dude...fuck the USA, fuck you" but he only knows that, he is a so called feminist but has it ever existed in his real lifedo you get a sense of honesty from him? he cant even elaborate on his beliefs, peasant mentality. i imagine a random finnish peasant ages ago would say he has the same "total confidence" on his beliefs in whatever religion they had over there on that frozen nothing place that he now uses for feminism, that same blind animal conviction of "of course im right, im right cuz im right"he wants to be american so badly pathetic person
>>224138759this describes a considerable chunk of the euro left desu
I think I am a fascist....fascist and leftist...what movies should i watch for this?>>224139372>barely any black people>all were out protesting for black life mattersHAHHAAHHAHA yeah it does
>>224139393Godard
>>224139393Salo or the 120 Days of Sodom
>>224139197The mustacheless beard is such a bad look.
>>224139197>>224139591Amish-maxxing
>>224139086Why did you become kinda based all of sudden? You were kind of an schizo back in the day, wtf happened? Ur like a different person.