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For all things HP and more importantly Malfoid related.

Dalits not welcome.
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Holy fuck bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XD7HkHTQ1-I&list=RDXD7HkHTQ1-I&start_radio=1
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>>224148773
cast her
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>>224148787
That's cute. It won't be long we'll finally have a Malfoid family sitcom
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>>224148805
no woman is pure enough top play her
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>>224148814
refusing to cast her is choosing to keep malfoy male
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>>224148814
She has to sign a life long contract that she never be nude, intimate, or sexual in any other work and she can never be seen dating a nonWhite in public.
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>>224148805
Red Beret Girl from Matilda
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>>224148805
Why? Nobody needs hollwyood.
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Suit Malfoid is sexxo
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>>224148839
>listening to a mulatto e-whore from new york city
She does this every time a female, real or otherwise, gains popularity on the right. The only reason why she gets away with it is because most of her targets are pieces of shit anyway. She had no excuse with Gawr Gura. Brittany is just a cunt that wants all of the attention from chuds.
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I like the idea of Snape finally realizing when he teaches Malfoid the patronus charm and it takes a doe form.
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>>224148916
>pic
See THAT is how Snape would actually react to Harry and Malfoid. None of this "I MUST HELP THE BOY GET SOME TEEN PUSSY, FOR LILY" bullshit.
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>>224148937
Unless Snape wanted some of that Pottah TOO
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>>224148890
then film it somewhere else
>no one needs tv
then leave
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Chudbloods, how are we holding up?

https://youtu.be/QQaDFzDswN8?si=QRNtUJx8sepskG0M
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>>224148974
>hollywood is the sole source of entertainment
Get with the times, anon. Get fucked.
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i demand your strongest POTTAH yells
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Episode 2 dropped
https://youtu.be/JPWgrjgxuXI?si=TuPRO0_9NUjEdMLy
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What is this
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>>224149058
The Yearning
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>>224149032
nigga learn to read
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>>224149042
These bitches need to work on their posture
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>>224148787
>peaceful family
>happy children
>beauty
>love and kindness
Curious how Malfoid has absolutely nothing to do with politics yet various political factions are drawn to it. Hopefully they all forget it
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That's a man, baby!
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>>224148839
Lando Norris looking bitch
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>>224149142
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>>224149025
Squishy squishy
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>>224149142
>resident failed male triggered
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>>224149223
>>224149185
>>224148845
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>>224148839
>>224149214
kek, now that you mention it, I notice it too
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I still have no idea whats going on here, so like malfoid is a female Draco? I sont really remember that character in the movies or books. What does this have to do with tv?
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>>224149083
nigga learn to articulate yourself
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>>224149285
>What does Harry Potter have to do with /tv/
If we get reviewer threads and dead actor threads cinematic universe threads and bane posting we have malfoid posting.
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>>224149285
Absolutely nothing. Some Japanese fanart went viral on Twitter, everyone on that website copies trends to chase the algorithm, and it blew up in the Philippines and Singapore. Those are the people spamming it here.
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>>224149288
i did
>>224148974
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>>224149353
Redteneri is actually a western artist. The trend blew up in America, then the japs and chinks jumped on board a few days later, and it became a global phenomenon
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>>224148805
prime daddario
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>NonWhites and troons assmad that Malfoid has taken over the board
kneel
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>>224149353
It started in the West
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>>224149386
Repeating it won’t make it true
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>>224148773
how is this thread still up? the jannies kept deleting malfoid general attempts, they hate new kinds of generals
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>>224149430
Im confused to why its here
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>>224149430
because your faggot jannies can eat a dick, this general drives more traffic than any other thread on the board
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>>224149430
Would you like a tissue, anon?
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>>224148773
Yaaaay my toys think like I do xD
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>>224149430
Jannies don't know what they're doin
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>>224149430
Have you tried pulling your tampon out you ass blasted faggot?
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>>224149430
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>Harry Potter is Half Blood
>Malfoid is Wizard Royalty
>Harry Potter literally becomes the Half Blood Prince by marrying her
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>>224149468
He's just lonely give him a break. He badly needs attention right now.
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Often I sit and I yearn
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>>224149457
You sure are obsessed with trannies
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>>224149530
You complain like one.
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>>224149484
Royalty is a stretch
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>>224149528
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>>224149035
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>>224149484
Potter's inheritance from his grandfather and his inheritance from his godfather make him one of the richest wizards in the world.
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>>224149546
That wasn’t me, it’s just an observation
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>>224149484
Snape got the Prince part from his mother's maiden surname. It was all just a larp for him.
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>>224149571
Everyone in these threads is from Myanmar, they don’t even know what Harry Potter is beyond a vehicle for masturbating
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>>224149571
Harry's so rich but he didn't give Ron a new wand.
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>>224149591
>obsessing over brown people masturbating in a Malfoid thread
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>>224149552
Malfoys are considered royalty
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>>224149591
Know that you are loved anon!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbshdqKVWvY
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>>224149575
>merely pretending
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>>224149605
I’m sure you’re not as ugly as that caricature of a groid
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>>224149571
that's new money, Malfoys are old money
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>>224149634
Yep Malfoys are french which meant Bad Faith. LMAO Rowling can't be more blantant here
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>>224149620
That’s not what royalty means
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>>224148773
so fucking happy these threads are still regular. they are the highlight of my day
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>>224149628
You reply to posts, that’s how this website works. It’s not my fault you think everyone else is one person and also a tranny.
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>>224149285
Gender swapping Malfoy genuinely improves the story.
1. Pretty white racist girl
2. Replaces the terrible Ginny x Potter romance with a classic enemies to lovers story
3. Voldemort gets defeated by the power of love instead of some wand technicality (circles back to his mothers love defeating voldemort in the first place)
4. Redeems Malfoy and house Slytherin from being just the evil wizard house.
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>>224148773
This lost you the midterms.
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>>224149671
let's not forget that so many scenes with Draco simply make more sense for Draconia. Like when he runs off to the bathroom to cry like a little bitch in the mirror after he hexed that one girl. Classic moody bitch behavior. Perfect for a girl.
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>>224149664
Sure...
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>>224149671
>Pretty white racist girl
You aren’t beating the allegations anytime soon
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>>224149688
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>>224148805
young alice eve?
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>>224149697
I can't take it bros
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>>224149688
>after he hexed that one girl
The one in the snow where the girl levitated?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaIIUkwRWmQ

Jarvis, pass me the shotgun
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>>224148773
Behead those who insult or desecrate Malfoid in any way shape or form.
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>>224149768
I fucking kneel
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>>224149682
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>>224149566
fuark
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>>224149800
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>>224149653
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>>224149896
I prefer this body on that particular face
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>>224149906
People just slop any random shit. If it weren't for the caption I'd have no idea who these people were supposed to be.
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>>>/trash/
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>>224149978
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>no fanart
>its all AIslop
>even the “fanart” is dubious at best
>more slop prompt slop than the sloppiest of slop
I want to like it but you have got to have standards.
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>new meta is pansy and ron dating
Would their kids still have red hair?
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>>224149634
Blacks are old money.
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>>224149978
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>>224150022
I'm not sure if I like this or not. Weasley genes are too strong, it'll be red hair
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>>224149962
>Malfoid x Rent-a-Girlfriend
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>>224149978
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>>224148805
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>>224150019
>Entire generations raised on Disney movies
>Surprised they want a princess
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>>224150065
Change the hair to a crown braid. Hair needs to be up during police work. Otherwise its great. Pic unrelated.
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>>224150065
>Arrest Harry Potter
What are the charges, officer?
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>>224150112
Thanks.
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>>224150096
slowly morphing into Steve Buscemi
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>>224150026
Malfoys are older. They have a mansion, Blacks have an apartment building.
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Do you think JK Rowling will ever address the Malfoid meme?
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>>224150152
did she ever address Dumbledore posting?
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>>224150082
why does malfoid hate herself?
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Any Malfoids who discipline Potter in painful yet sexual ways? Asking for a friend.
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>>224150151
The book says the opposite is true
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>>224150178
Voldy laid eggs inside of her
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>>224150152
She wants focus to be on the HBO show, she wouldn't want to take anything away from it
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>Chad Arthur

Now that is too much
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>>224150188
no it doesn't
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>>224149653
>once upon a time, three lifters encountered a seemingly immovable deadlifting bar
>however, being the three most swole lifters of their generation, they easily used the correct form to lift the bar and its plates
>this angered the Gains Goblin, who had placed the bar to take them to backsnap city
>cheated of his theft, he instead approached the lifters and congratulated them on their feat
>he offered them a reward for having cheated him so thoroughly
>the first lifter, an angry man, demanded gains like no other lifter had seen before
>taking a branch from a nearby ash tree, gains goblin fashioned a needle with roids
>the second lifter, an arrogant man, wanted to rub his victory in the gains goblin's face, and so demanded a routine to help newcomers with their lifting
>taking a stone from the river, the gains goblin inscribed the secrets of broscience onto it
>the third lifter was a cautious man, and asked for a way to avoid the gains goblin wherever he went
>reluctantly, the gains goblin gave the third lifter the secrets of cardio
>the lifters then parted ways
>the first lifter challenged a rival to a competition, with his roids, he could not fail to lose
>he then got drunk and bragged about his almighty gains, and how his roids could never fail to win him a match
>in the night, a dyel took the roids, ruining the lifter's cycle.
>and so the gains goblin took the first lifter
>the second lifter spread the secrets of broscience to his followers, then looked on as they failed to make it, one by one
>in despair, the second lifter never touched a bar again
>and so the gains goblin took the second lifter
>the third lifter used the secrets of cardio, and though the gains goblin searched for him, he was always one step ahead
>when the time came to pass that the third lifter was too aged to carry on, he passed the secrets of cardio to his son
>he then greeted the gains goblin as an old friend, and together, they walked into the land of Zyzz
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>>224150220
why is Harry 2 years younger than Malfoid here
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>>224150220
GO FOR THE HEADBUTT!
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>>224149671
It doesnt do anything do the story except cater to the needs of easily impressable and horny browns.
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i can't get over the fact that "Voldemort' isn't some fancy name they gave him like 'billy the kid' no it's his fucking self given larp name holy shit
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>>224150310
Tom is an edgelord.
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You know that Malfoid is just a 2010s tumblr tier Harry Potter fanfiction? Adding foid to the name to make it look cool and based doesnt change that kek
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>>224150310
All the coolest guys just give the larp names to themselves thoughbeit.
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>>224150283
He didn't have the growth spurt yet
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>>224150337
Yes but I want to fap to these.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1vjA1jIzEg
you yearnin?
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reject irl real women, embrace Malfoid
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>>224150358
Sometimes, they are given the chaddest of names by their parents.
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>>224150403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9DV1eHQpcA

y e a r n i n g
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>>224150403
Always
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Malfoid having a pet snake. Yay or nay?
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>>224150322
>I don't like my name, from now on call me lord Deathflight von Dark'ness
How did he not end up pushed into a locker?
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>>224150563
pet ferret
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>>224150151
Blacks and Malfoys are from Middle Ages.
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>>224150570
honestly Tom gave off school shooter vibes, even the bullies wouldn't have risked it
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>>224150563
Why would she have a snake?
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>>224150600
Same reason Weasley had a rat and Bigbottom had a toad.
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>>224150563
No. But she is very familiar with the snakes around campus.
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>>224150616
>Same reason Weasley had a rat

That rat was a family heirloom.
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>>224149752
https://x.com/Movydro/status/2118788521108619727

Narcissa standing up to Lucius is really wholesome
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>>224150563
Yes. He gets really sad when Harry loses his ability to talk with him.
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>>224150625
Potter wearing a Slytherin sweater?
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>>224150586
He had many friends at Hogwarts though.
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>>224150283
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>>224150563
>>224150616
Snape would never allow that shit
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>>224150654
What Snape has to do with anything?
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>>224150600
yes, his name is Pearl
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>>224150659
He’s the head of Slytherin house, in charge of enforcing the rules in their dorm. Is this really just the “lust over blonde anime girls” thread?
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>>224150625
The dialogue is really good. Just like a soap opera
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>>224150659
>What Snape has to do with anything?
Real jeet hours have begun. And with that, I go to bed.
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>>224150671
Is he really allowed to ban one kind of pet for no practical reason? If Mr Malfoy says his daugher can have a snake, then she can.
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>>224150563
Yes
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>>224150687
Pet restrictions are in the syllabus, and Malfoid would leverage having a unique one that’s also the mascot of Slytherin as a status symbol. Snape already has enough shit to deal with
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>>224148773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM69b1cOHsA
queen venti put this meme to rest, let it go
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>>224149386
Except Malfoid in of itself is a tranny concept.
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>>224150121
Not having gotten on his knees and accepted her offer of friendship when they met.
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>>224150723
extremely blatant falseflag
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>>224150687
Lucius definitely can change rules. He is Board of Governors. He even suspended Dumbledore in Book 2.
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>>224150705
>Snape bans snakes
>Malfoid's snake doesn't eat Wormtail
>Voldemort returns
>kills Snape
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9lgR5sEWUs

Where are people getting these BTS interviews of Foyege's "actors"? There is nothing on his twitter, yt or tiktok
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>>224150761
What happens if Wormtail is dead? Wasn't he the one that brought Voldemort fetus?
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>>224150723
How does one achieve hammerhead shark mode, bros?!
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>>224150776
Bilibili I guess...
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>>224150781
a gift from the heavens to only the most pure angels
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>>224149229
GOD

DAMMIT
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>>224150778
If I remember Voldemort was a disembodied spirit when Wormtail found him and needed his help to become fetus.
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>>224150563
This might be a possibility.
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>>224150801
Could it be from Professor Quirrell? I completely forgot if he disintegrated or his spirit just fled from the books.
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>>224150778
Voldy’s ghost goes to his next kind of loyal follower, the pedophile werewolf
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>>224150819
Deh Eater bros? Are we really that desperate...
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>>224150819
You mean this guy? He could be an interesting character in an alternate universe setting.
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>>224148805
eva vlaardingerbroek
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>>224150843
He has a wand and knows magic, at least
>>224150866
Yeah, the movie toned it down but in the books he repeatedly talks about infecting children with what is meant to be an allegory for AIDS
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>>224150889
>6:2
Total Malfoid victory
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https://youtu.be/_73QgREWiCc

Harry looks too asian but cute video
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>>224150920
Totally forgot about him when I read the book. I just remember a big death eater guy because I was so focused on rushing to the end. And it is weird that he doesn't have much presence in fanfics. Maybe in Malfoid AU he could be a good antagonist if the Chinese and Koreans found out about this.
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>>224150962
yeah he’s pretty minor. I do agree with you that he would be interesting in an alternate universe. Apparently back in the day women wrote fanfic where he banged hermione
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>>224150990
I checked some fanfics it's really old. Super niche stuff and yeah to no surprise it's made by women.
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https://x.com/lilmovieperp/status/2118863010085089349
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>>224148773
Tranny meme
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>>224150889
>Gerald chilling in the back
lel
>>224150941
Don't you mean 5:2?
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>>224151289
Pretty good so far, makes you feel like you're watching something that isn't AI
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>>224151289
kino
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>>224151358
For the sake of not admitting to a typo, I'll say there's another one coming, and it was foretold to me in a dream that it would also be blonde.
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I don't know how their relationship would go during early OotP. On one hand with everyone else treating him like a leper, it's a good opportunity for her to get closer. But on the other hand, her dad was in the graveyard and he's on a hair trigger about everything.

Also, Dumbledore made it really easy for the Ministry to discredit him. Just look at his staff appointments:
>Trelawny
Fraud seer who made one good prediction.
>Snape
"Reformed" death eater who is a giant cunt to his students.
>Quirrel
Meat puppet for Voldemort.
>Lockhart
Useless dickhead.
>Hagrid
Nepo hire and borderline retard.
>Lupin
Didn't even go a full year without almost killing a couple of students.
>Moody
Not actually Moody.

>b-but the DADA teaching position was cursed!
If you believed that was the case, why would you hire a fucking WEREWOLF for it? You don't need Trelawny to tell you what's going to happen.
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>>224149517
You yearn? I yearn

We got any other yearners here?
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>>224150723
Bitch is mad.

Also doesn't know what she's even talking about. What she said could be equally applied to classics like Shakespeare's 'Romeo and Juliet', (she is 13yo), but thinking that's the point is to totally miss the point, (I guess Venti thinks that play is pedo shit too). I suppose Cyrano de Bergerac and Don Quixote could equally be described as some kind of onions cuckery, even though they're pre-Boomer shit that have endured and been retold for literal centuries.

I mean fuck, Odysseus coming home to his faithful-for-literal-decades wife Penelope has been around even longer. Remember that next time some fucking feminist or other self-rationalising commie degenerate tries to tell you monogamy isn't 'natural' for humans.

>PROTIP kids: Good people naturally seek out those they can trust because that kind of relationship is worth its weight in gold, whether in personal relationships or business.
eg. A man who always pays back his loans is a desired customer for a bank they'll literally throw money at the second he walks in the door. Likewise an honest banker who gives a fair interest rate and conditions is a banker he's going to want to do business with. The ideal may seem rare, but it's mutually beneficial and totally frictionless. Which is to say, all upside with no downside, because an honest man wont fuck you over on his side of the contract come hell or high water - he'd rather fucking die.

It's why deep down you like 'idealised' romance. Even if you don't know that's what you want and why, your brain did.

Unless you're part of the problem and a low IQ demographic and lack the capacity to ever belong in that equation, just like you don't belong in a First World country for the same reason, and know it.

Don't let fags just write off what your brain can tell you as much as your "heart", as some 'unrealistic' standard or some kind of 'oneitis' pipe dream.

You like this heterosexual romance shit because you're normal. They are not.
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>>224151289
This guy is ridiculously good, should make a feature length movie
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>>224151289
>he teaches interpretive dance
jej
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>>224150337
You're going into my cringe folder
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>>224150337
the world we know today is ending in the next 5 years.
enjoy the peaceful times when you can
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>>224148942
Kill yourself.
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>>224149353
Keep dilating, it'll all be over soon
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>>224150225
jej
>Voldemort takes the roids and his heart explodes in the middle of the final duel
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>>224149682
OP is Israel?
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>>224148773
Cool pic, but there's only six Infinity Stones.
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>>224150337
Adding 'foid' to the name is just a pun.
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>>224150121
Eating Cho's succulent Chinese pussy
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>>224150283
Malnutrition, obviously
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Can jannies just rangeban the Indian sub-continent and south-east Asia so this cringeslop can die already?

For a start it doesn't belong on /tv/, show me in the library of human television where there's a 'Malfoid' show.
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Can jannies ban retards like the anon above?
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>>224151358
Who the fuck is Gerald
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>>224151646
Yeah, the Slytherins had a good point about Dumbledore being a shitty headmaster. It's just with them also being retards, their solution was worse than the problem.
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>>224152549
The peacock
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https://youtu.be/SjwzpMnnWaA

Family arc?
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>>224148773
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>>224152613
Same with sound, please?
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>>224152918
>>>/wsg/6265963
in case you don't know, it's a copy of a scene from "500 days of summer"
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>>224150022
Everyone is Potter-only. The boy who lived to see a personal harem
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>>224152518
It's Harry Potter related, so it counts due the movies.
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>>224151289
Damn that's good.
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clean asf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYRDe8XsRmI
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>ywn have this
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>>224153025
debatable, also, you’re a faggot
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>>224148805
Nobody can live up to her.
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>>224150889
Guys, I want to FUCK Harry and Malfoid's dark-haired daughter.
>She would be in her mid to late twenties now
I'm claiming her.
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>>224150019
>South and Southeast Asians want to be stepped on by White mommy

Evergreen.
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>>224150889
It cracks me up that Harry's oldest son is just Draco
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On Saturdays we yearn
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>>224148773
Looks like she's going to indulge in some cosmic fisting.
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Oh my yearning...
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>>224150889
need black hair daughter malfoid gf
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>>224153550
This is me except I'm Danish and drink absinthe instead
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>>224153573
>absinthe
Excellent pick.
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>>224153281
Damn, I just watched thousands of people lose their jobs
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>>224153573
Pumpkin juice
Butterbeer
Tea

These are the superior choices
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>>224153603
You can keep your liquorice tasting green slime. Give me aged Scottish Whisky any day.
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>>224153573
>fake interview of a fake AI actreess of a fake character from Harry Potter fanfic

Welcome to /tv/ 2026.

Who would've thought.
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>>224153653
Technically that's a real interview they just replaced draco.
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>>224153653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6wmLDIqsww

It's kino, I know.
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>>224153653
What's truly funny is that no one from 2016 would believe
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Can someone explain the appeal?
Is it because you like Harry Potter? Genderbending? Blondes?
I'm a pretty open minded person and I've enjoyed a lot of internet fandoms over the years, but I look at this stuff and I just don't get it.
I was a kid when Harry Potter really blew up in the US, so perhaps I'm just too old for it.
I enjoyed Harry Potter well enough, definitely liked Pokemon and YuGiOh more, but if they gender transitioned Gary Oak or Kaiba instead of Draco I still don't think it would get me hot.
Genuinely curious, thanks lads.
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>>224153713
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>>224153713
closeted homosexual man disorder
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>>224153713
Cute based pureblood girl
Rival to lovers story
Weirdly fits Dracos personality
Harry Potter was already comfy
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>>224153713
I don't know, but the first time I saw it I just couldn't stop laughing. I think most people are just lusting, I'm gay (you're correct) so I'm here just for the memes, but I also think AIslop is genuinely good now, sometimes I cannot even tell it's AI, so I'm enjoying the ride.
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>>224153713
>enemies to lovers
>giving Malfoy a proper character arc
>giving Harry an actual romance
>them defeating Voldemort together fits the story way better, love defeating Voldemort instead of losing because the Elder Wand had Denuvo installed
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>>224153300
Not debatable, and stop projecting.
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Pic related got posted and the whole world yearned
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>>224153763
This tranny is seething about the elder wand again kek
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>>224153713
It isn't really about Harry Potter. Harry Potter just forms a strong narrative basis that also legitimises it in a way. The point is really the longing for a pure and sincere romance with a girl who genuinely loves you. It's a sort of romance that doesn't really get written anymore. Men are deprived of it.
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>>224153800
>two young people overcome their differences and fall in love as they pass through the trials and conflicts of their adolescence, as war rages around them
its not so very complicated. everything is just shitty these days
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>>224153713
It appeals to different people for different reasons, but at it's core it's exploring what makes romance stories interesting and exciting. Which is something the Harry Potter story itself lacks. Tropes are tropes for a reason, and enemies to lovers is a very strong one, certainly much stronger than the hero getting together with his best friend's little sister while the best friend gets the primary female character as his love interest.
Changing Malfoy's sex, it opens up a lot of exploration into character dynamics, into character motivations and maybe most importantly here, it lets people explore the ripple effects of 'what if' scenarios. Any good story is a tightly constructed puzzle, it's the common problem with adaption where they change some of the pieces without then considering that the changed pieces now don't fit in with the rest. But with this idea, the 'community' is coming together to hash out what those ripple effects would be, what would have to or should change to accommodate the romantic sub-plot being a enemies to lovers.
And what many find is that it works much better for the overall theme of the book series, that it makes for a more satisfying ending and makes for a more interesting journey for Harry after book 7.
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>>224153775
burden of proof is on you that you don’t want to fuck a guy
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>>224153800
>It's a sort of romance that doesn't really get written anymore.
>*Hasn't explored romance novels in his entire life.*
>*Goons to grokky girl cock malfoy on Xitter and yearns.*
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>>224153867
Obvious projection kek
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>>224153281
Damn it's really good. I'd love to see how he makes everything consistent.
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>>224153867
Sneed
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>>224153867
>from the top romance novels of 2026
i'll pass, thanks
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>>224153879
I'm not fat and I read romance novels however
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>>224153864
This guy fucks.
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>>224153867
>>*Hasn't explored romance novels in his entire life.*
Not the anon you're in a chain with I can with , but defending the romance novel racket that has been destroyed since Fabio was posing for novel covers in the 80s is pathetic. You need an entirely different genre of romance novel targeted at a male demo. The genre now is such slop that it is literally a western version of crappy jap isekai light novels.
Image related.
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>>224148843
she’s be in her 40s now if she’s not already dead
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>>224153919
Right, so you ARE a hairy weeb who can only think about gooning
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>>224153948
She's only 18. They did a remake in 2022
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can you niggers link prev before new bread, these threads move too fast thanks
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>>224154048

>>224143361
>>224136745
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>>224153942
It would be kind of nice if publishers realized there was male demo romance novel market, but it will never happen

>>224154048
Here bro >>224143361
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>>224153963
I am a weeb, I'm not hairy, and I don't masturbate
>inb4 tranny
Not a tranny, I just have thin body hair
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>>224154086
looking at this pic made me realize how much far gone I am thanks to porn
nice tummy bro uwu
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>>224153867
Are you still mad that Null didn't delete the thread when you cried about it to him?
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>>224154086
>I MUST show this random anon my belly unprompted
I uh... I don't think you're in the business of telling other people how to live their lives. I'm curious though, what romance novel are you currently reading, and why do you think it would appeal to a male audience?
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>>224154048
>>224154079
Blessed. Thank you
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>>224153713
not only does this genderbent version of a fictional teenage boy agree with my politics, but xhe would marry me if xhe was real irl and we would have white-passing babies (i'm latinx)
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>>224154126
Sound of Waves and Love in the Time of Cholera I would recommend. Honestly, older romance books written by guys, or erotica are good places to explore if you want something that's more tailored to a male audience.
https://lit.trainroll.xyz/wiki/Recommended_Reading/Genre_fiction#Romance
Also it's literally just my abdomen it's not a big deal.
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>>224154086
Kid, stop...
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>>224148890
Can someone ID those shoes? I don't know what to look for. Would they look good for someone who has to dress professionally for interviews and work? They'd have to be good quality right so she doesn't look like a clown? Or maybe matte would be better?
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>>224154309
>erotica
Lmao so after all that you are just a coombrain gooner, you just don't have a working penis. Yearning isn't about eroticism, it's about love. Your brain may be too fucked up to understand that.
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>>224151712
Retardedly accusing anything of being pedo-shit when it's theoretically a wholesome romance between two underage people has always been the "I'm out of ammunition but need to shit on this" cope for both sides of the aisle. Once someone resorts to that you can safely write them off as a desperate faggot who doesn't really have anything to say other than their impotent opposition to you
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>>224154309
>>224154336
I hope for your sake you are a closet homosexual
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>>224154362
Older romance novels written by guys and erotica are both enjoyed by guys mostly. To be clear, the only books I've read on either of those charts are the two I gave at the very beginning, and they are definitely not erotica. You are projecting with this gooner crap rn.
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>>224149243
Are trannies still getting deeply triggered by the fact that they can't magically become girls?
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>>224155128
they will seethe about that for their whole lives
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>>224153009
I don't remember it, but thanks
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>>224155165
So like two more weeks?
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>>224155279
give or take
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>>224155128
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>>224155058
I love Final Fantasy Harry Potter
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>>224148773
I find the wholesome aspect and the implications of traditional values as well as heroism fascinating, males and females yearning for those and how those have been driving force behind this meme
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>>224155577
And the realization that it is the modern system is responsible for such romances being almost impossible, is the driving force behind the new Emperor Anakin meme.
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>>224155577
>implications of traditional values
Thanks for telling us you're 80 IQ.
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>>224155577
>females
>yearning
foids don't do that
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>>224155693
That's why gay couples have the lowest divorce rates. Nothing beats two men yearning each other. Too bad you weren't born gay huh?
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>>224155732
>Too bad you weren't born gay huh?
you know what? I agree
maybe my life would be much better that way
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Couples from Malfoidverse

Harry x Malfoy

Ron x Pansy

Luna x Neville

Hermione x Krum

Ginny is a lesbian
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>>224155743
Nah, you'd probably just get AIDS and few other diseases
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>>224155577
It's the basic romance. When was the last time a decent romance was in theatres that did not have a forced sex scene? Where the man doesn't fall in love with a literal whore or is legit inappropriate? I saw a movie where there's a kid coming on to his sister in a family outing and it's fucked up. I'm tired of the degeneracy. I also hate seeing gooner malfoid because I don't want to ruin it for myself
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>>224155751
why would you create another gryffindor + slytherin couple?
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>>224155753
I could still get all those things if I was a promiscuous shithead like 99% of the world
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>>224155751
More sensible than what the books gave us, dunno about Pansy but in the end there really aren't many options for poor old Ronald, I'd rather create a new girl from scratch
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>>224155751
Pansy should be a hot lesbian. She had big dick energy that would be lost dating a man. Like a ballbusting babe that hates men
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>>224155774
>I saw a movie where there's a kid coming on to his sister in a family outing and it's fucked up
I didn't even know a movie like that existed
well, I also stopped watching western movies and series altogether except for capeshit but only because my dad loves taking me to the movies with him to watch them
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>>224155774
>I saw a movie where there's a kid coming on to his sister in a family outing and it's fucked up
The VVitch?
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>>224155796
Makes sense. She has a face like a pug, and chicks love pugs.
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>>224155751
>Ron x Pansy
Fuck no, this ruins what makes Harry x Malfoid special.

>Hermione x Krum
This is dumb, Krum stop being present after book 4 and Ron makes more sense.
>Ginny is a lesbian
>making HP characters homosexual
kys
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>>224149688
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTLmD2kFDm0
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>>224153713
South and Southeast Asians love to larp as Aryans, and love the idea of the Whitest of the White woman stepping on them. Full of the horny that only these two regions can express at such magnitudes, genderbend fanfics and art follows. Making her an anime girl is just the natural outcome from Asian trends. AI now gives these guys all the power in the world to indulge their racial fetish.
Some cringefag youtubers, streamers made content about it to get views and revenue/traffic, making it everyone's problem if you've been on the internet at all in the past month or whatever.

Nobody talks about this trend at all outside of goonspace.

Now here we are. /tv/ is slowly becoming a porn board like the rest.
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>he's still here
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>>224153892
>IT'S NOT GOONBAIT ITS BASED WHOLESOME CULTURE WAR VICTORY
>WHOLESOME BASEDPILLED CUNNY
>NOT DEGEN GOONBAIT AT ALL
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>>224156546
This tranny has lost his composure
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>>224156568
>If you don't care for my kinda gay genderbend fanfic dolly that agrees with all my takes and totally loves me you're a tranny

Honestly man I get it's kinda hard out there, and the world aint treating you so good, I really do get it, but you should probably just go pay for sex at this point.
This shit is unironically actually legit cringe.
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>seething for days, if not weeks on end
lol
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>>224156670
>a whole month seething daily
Sad
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>>224150725
>Except Malfoid in of itself is a tranny concept.
It's called genderswapping, autist. As in the character's biologically female.
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>>224156761
Gender is not biological, you mean sex.
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>>224150337
>Adding foid to the name to make it look cool and based doesnt change that
I am afraid it does
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>>224156772
>Gender is not biological, you mean sex
Autist...
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New thread when?
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>Gender is not biological, you mean sex.
And there it is. Tranny confirmed
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>>224156670
>but you should probably just go pay for sex at this point.
imagine being this much of a coomer
i dont want sex, i want love. also i hate whores and think they should die painfully
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>>224156803
Autist or not, what I'm saying is true.
>>224156816
I'm cis.



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