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I will add this to watchlist
>>224181939First for The Chilling
does jason kill more foids than michael
Funhouse doesn't get enough credit. Its like the perfect 80s horror flick.
>>224182175I think the first half is in competition for the comfiest film award. The actual horror part is weaker which is funny. I think it'd have been a huge hit if the villain was actually a creepy clown
>>224181939Has anyone seen the movie in the op?
>>224182175>>224182207I picked up the 4k cause I thought the nighttime carnival would look cool and it does
>>224182207Yeah and I love a comfy beginning. It was directed by Tobe Hooper who took a similar approach with the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. A slow buildup with some hints of the horror to come (the stories about the murdered girls). I think the horror was fine, the scene with the blonde was brutal. This movie just takes me back to the time when I could get lost in a film without seeing it as a movie, it really sucks you in.
>>224182232Yeah that Indian fag based on the filename
>>224182251>>224182311The scene with the magician is one of my favorites in any movie, doesn't even affect the plot it's just great fun. Reminded me of watching gross out pen and teller stuff as a kid.
Cool poster
>>224182404you've been spamming this place for years and still can't even get the thread title right
>>224182422SCARED
>>224182431What?
>>224182445of spooks
>>224181939>The hills are alive with the sound of screamingSPOOKY
>>224182357Its them watching and laughing at the fortune teller while stoned for me. That's why I think the slow start is used well, it gives you time to actually like the characters.
i love her
>>224181994>what are you doing tonight>...>ch...chilling...
I am watching Crimes of the Future
Did you make room for some J-Horror?
>>2241825411970 or 2022?
>>2241825502022
>>224182536I want Stacy.
>>224182541How are you liking it?
I can't still believe Troma hasn't done a Queenie flick
>>224182577I snapped her boobpits too
>>224182581Kstew is so awkward. I want to (blank) her.
EEEEVVVVIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLL
Titane
>>224182637Looks like trash
>>224182637HNNNNNNNNNNGdoes she fully splay them in the film?
>>224182637Yaaaas
>>224182541Lea Seydoux is so walled in this
This made boomers shit their pants lol
Strange Darling
>>224182751Die simp
>>224182541Black intelligent detective in this movie, very out of place.
>>224182773Have you told your parents you're gay yet?
>>224182751She was so cute in the scream tv show. still the only actress on Reacher who has shown her tits
>>224182751She looks giga vaxxed
>>224182521 I will now download the funhouse and get toastyLooking for horrors with picrel vibes. Already have Death Spa
>>224182882Heres something to wipe your ass with
>>224182751Looks very democrat
>>224182902looks killer
Just finished Friday the 13th part 5. WTF was that twist LMAOhe suddenly gives a shit about his fat retard son after making him an orphan?
>>224183104Terrible Friday the 13th movie.Kino horror movie.
>>224182902That's a terrible tagline.
>>224183158how about CROSSFIT: This Workout Will Cripple You
>this coming Friday is the 13thWhich one are you watching?
>>224183312the remake
>>224182541This movie kinda boring
I watched onslaught. It was okay but I wasn't really feeling it. I like the premise and some of the kills are pretty sick but it just didn't land for me. The soldiers jobbed so fucking hard after they killed everyone in the lab with that jurassic park trick. Also why were they carrying ammo but didn't bother to reload their guns. The story also felt like it was missing something or a third act idfk. The pacing was just off and I wasn't really impressed.
>>224183698It was garbage that that some middle aged single mother could beat them in her first encounter.
>>224183312the third one as always
>>224183749Also I think the location just kinda sucked ass for this kind of movie
>>224182637I hate this woman and her stupid movies. Cattete and Forzani are the ones who should be getting the accolades.>I fucked a car and it made me a boy!get fucked
>>224182751hairy armpits are only hot when they're on a cute girl.
>>224183749Also why was the glowie dude introduced like that lmfao.
>>224183879I think Wingard was trying to make a film like Drive, which works without a huge climax. But it's so built like an action horror in other ways it felt like it was missing a third act. They should have at least gone to a different location for the ending.He's undeniably a kino creator visually though.
>>224183312twinsies
>>224183833The first encounter at the trailer park felt like the halfway point of the movie. She was supposed to barely manage to escape, so that there could be a build up toward a final confrontation at the end. But no, the movie just ends right after that first encounter. Absolutely terrible pacing.
>>224184139>>224184156I think Wingard somehow convinced himself this was a box office slam dunk and a sequel was inevitable, and didn't bother even wrapping things up here because he 'knew' there was more coming, same way the new Street Fighter movie did.
>>224184154Christ on fire, I bet they suck cock like the god damned Lernaean Hydra
Just put on Bloody Hell on Tubi
>>224184200The movie was terrible and he is delusional.
>>224184220This movie could be labelled woke and racist if races were swapped.
>>224184200Eh it was mentioned before but Wingard had already done his time and made the hollyjews their millions with his Monsterverse films and Death Note. if you do that, they'll let you fuck around with some money.It was a weirdly tentpole film though with a kid in it, Wareheim as a comedic character.
>>224184279Fuck off midwit
>>224183749>right-wing death squad folds like a wet paper bag when they encounter the slightest bit of resistancethat's just the trvth
>>224184317Cry harder.
>>224184154Goddamn
>>224184319You are on the wrong side of history.
>>224184319
>>224184279>if you do that, they'll let you fuck around with some moneyanon, this is usually only the case if they're movies produced by the same studio. all three of the things you mentioned were from different studios.
Well back to watching random ass horror movies after that mostly disappointment.
>>224184364it really fried my frazzles that one of the guys they even fucking kill by accident
>>224183698He isn’t a bad director but he isn’t good or special either. Just very generic, so I am not sure what he was thinking with Onslaught. Was he just masturbaiting to himself?
>>224184275>imagine if the situation was reversedStunning analysis
>>224184319You will face the wall soon.
>>224184403I think it was less that they didn't "let" him direct another blockbuster than it was he was probably exhausted and wanted to go back to the kind of stuff he started out with.
>>224184403>he isn’t good or specialthe film looked exceptional even if it was missing an act or you're butthurt about politics.
>>224184427He started put with nothing original or groundbreaking. He directed Blair With and Death Notew, unlike that guy who started with the Blackcoat’s Daughter or the Witch.
>>224184427Typo **Started out**
>>224184361>>224184423>IF YOU'RE ANAKINPOSTING, KEEP ANAKINPOSTING
>>224184447>You're Next>The GuestSolid is more important that groundbreaking
>>224184441Found the mid wit, the movie must have been pseudo intellectual bait.
>>224184447death note was ass tho
>>224184475gibberish reply. can you not read?
>>224184485It's the jeet, so probably not
>>224184469You’re glazing a director who was pretty mid and inoffensive, with his movies being carried by a handful of genuinely good moments. If you’re looking for a pure horror director who actually deserves more recognition, check out Isaac Rodriguez on Tubi.
>>224184447>He started put with nothing original or groundbreakingwhere the fuck did anybody say he did? what are you fucking talking about?
>>224184441Yeah I mean I thought it looked great but I was underwhelmed otherwise.
>>224184481I remember enjoying it as a movie when it came out and remember no criticism about it. Blair Witch I enjoyed and The Guest also, but he isn’t some elevated director (I don’t mean this in the a24 way, I mean this in a director known for his talents like Quentin, Ridley Scott, James Wan etc). He is just a director, nothing else.
>>224183833The setting being a trailer park was pretty deliberate. It's a metaphor for marginalized communities getting fucked by the government and military experimentation.
>>224184497I am not the jeet
>>224184548Fair. I'd probably have liked it if there was more hide and seek going on and more trailers maybe.
>>224184515That dumb fuck is trying to glaze Wingard like Wingard is some a24 slop director he wishes he could suck off.
>>224184503kudos to you for being up on smaller indie directors but>Isaac Rodriguez is an American filmmaker from Houston, Texas, known for his work in independent horror, particularly found footage and screenlife films.fuck no>>224184579stop using glazing unironically
>>224184548> marginalized communities getting fuckedYeah, getting fucked by their own biological gender and racial IQ.
>>224184588> Isaac Rodriguez is an American filmmaker from Houston, Texas, known for his work in independent horror, particularly found footage and screenlife films.Sounds good, thanks for the recommendation.
>>224184595Kek
I don't think there's a lower form of "filmmaking" than screenlife. Just the name of the subgenre is nauseating.
>>224184503>Isaac Rodriguez>Tubi jeet with non-stop slop filmographyLMAO
>>224184615>>224184588I have no idea what screenlife is and I was just talking about his horror movies which is all he makes. He probably has like 7 horror movies in a row and one screen life movie from before.
>>224184648Last Radio Call was good and recommended. Your loss. Take it or leave it.
>>224184677I've seen it and it sucked
>>224184648He made a few FF horror movies. You’re calling him “slop” because you don’t know him cause you’re a horrorlet. You need other to discover and circlejerk movies before you watch it. The Blackcoat’s Daughter still even that popular and well known and you wouldn’t have watched it if the directors didn’t get recognized. Go take your next boost.
>>224184704first day back off your ban and it's straight into the malding + samefagging routine
>>224184704ok let's stop fucking around
>>224184723What ban? What samefagging?
>>224184615>washed up star>2 day shoot on their computerI think it could work if someone actually tried. I mean Rob Savage did with Host.They should make a livestreamer version of Ghostwatch. Or Pontypool.
>>224184704This is so true kek. He is probably one of those who waits for reviews before watching s film. Mindless npc.
>>224184730>Bro please watch Jingle Bell Ranch... it's a masterpiece, please bro check out Santa's Chimney of Secrets
>>224184730i… i look like that…
>>224184730He is actually dedicated to horror and FF and you would be a horrorlet to not actually watch a few of them. Any true horror fan would appreciate it and watch a few of his movies.
>>224184730He looks like a chud lmao
>>224184730>Nooooo a director dedicated to horror especially FF nooooo noooo nooooooo nooooo noooo noooo nooooo
>>224184704This post has an astounding number of ESL mistakes.
>>224184799hi Isaac
>>224184730This all looks like shit, including that mexijeet
Has anyone watched pic related? I'm in the mood for some dumb bullshit and werewolf vs zombies sounds kino.
>>224184817A few of those are very good FF movies
>>224184832>terrifier 3dropped
>>224184730Oh nice, a director dedicated to horror. This is a horror general and we appreciate that.
>>224184730Last Radio Call was memorable and I think a Town Full of Ghosts was fine. Others probably good to mediocre but not as memorable.
>>224184846why are you so bad at this
>>224184832I'll watch it right now.
>>224184791You look like you don’t watch horror movies
>>224184877Watch Last Radio Call
No I will not watch last radio call, I’m just not gonna ok?
>>224184730Impressive filmography. You can tell he is a true horror fan.
>>224184846Horror is a magnet for sloprectors with no budget. It doesn't suggest any kind of passion for the genre, just a means to an end.
>>224184897I WASNT TALKING TO YOU NOW IM GOING TO WATCH THIS FUCKING WEREWOLF ZOMBIE DOGSHIT AND YOU CAN SHUT THE HELL YOUR MOUTH UP ABOUT LAST RADIO CALL ILL WATCH THAT TOMORROW FUUUUUUUUUCCKKK
>>224184915You don’t deserve to post here. >>224184930Excuses.
>>224184877Based. Let me know how it is. I won't be able to watch it until I get off work in the morning.
>>224184915>>224184930Then go watch your 80’s garbage again.
>>224184940You should thank that anon for recommending Issac Rodriguez. There is no way you don’t enjoy a few of those. >>224184730Don’t be like the others here who can’t stand new stuff and don’t watch things normies don’t watch or critics don’t like.
>>224184946>>224184958>>224184981Kek, the mexijeet posts here.Hey saarñior, your movies are el sucko.
>>224184981> Don’t be like the others here who can’t stand new stuff and don’t watch things normies don’t watch or critics don’t like.Those are the old regulars who can’t discuss movies that aren’t old as shit.
>>224184958are... you crying?
>>224184730Thanks, I love discovering hidden gems in the horror genre.
>>224185014No, that’s you when 80’s horror movies are not discussed here.
>>224184950This movie is so instantly corny and autistic I don't know if I can make it through this one but I'll just let it play.
bros he’s crying haha
>>224185037Someone will randomly bring up a Romero zombieslop or Army of Darkness out of nowhere soon and we spiral into another 80’s circlejerk until post limit.
Night of the living dead was pretty good huh
>>224184730these look awful.
>>224185025Such a good feeling. >>224185053This. Lmao. This place reeks of stale air and dust.
>>224185056For me it's
>>224185064No horror fan would say this. Filtered.
>>224185053The 1980s is the lifeblood of the horror genre
>>224185071>This place reeks of stale air and dust.What else would a horror general smell like?
>>224185064>nooooooo those aren’t mainstream normie big budget slop that everyone is talking about on social mediaaaaaaaaaa!!! I don’t know what to think!!! I need to be told what to think!! I must obey!! Omg!! What do the critics think?!?
>>224185096Nah that’s 2010
>>224185064>Who is the intimacy coordinator?!??!? Do they even have one??????? What is the director’s political leanings?!!
>>224185139This is legit how leftists think and act
rare turbo melty from pissman. kudos at least for being on topic.
>>224185124I can't think of 5 movies worth watching from the 2010s
>>224185064Thanks for letting everyone one know you only watch mainstream movies.
I forgot to watch Hangover Square on Guy Fawkes. But people are still setting off fireworks outside so it's going on now.
>>224185156Don’t mention him.
>>224185211don't speak in the third person.
>>224185139Lmao
such an aussie coded actress in the midcredits scene of evil dead burn
>>224185139This sounds like the male feminist that posts here.
>>224185096if you go by what achieves permanent pop cultural relevance, the 30s and the 80s are IT. 30s brought us the Universal Monsters, who let's be real are responsible for 75% of Halloween season iconography, 80s brought us the second wave of recognizable horror icons. The only ones since have been Jigsaw, Ghostface, and Art the Clown, all spread apart.
>Art the clownBad opinion
>>224185230It was filmed in NZ, same difference though. The mother played the evil scientist in Black Sheep.
>>224185264wow she was cute
>>224185264Hot. yea I love the kiwi and aussie girls in the new evil dead movies. Seems like a good place to film. Rise recreates LA in NZ.
>>224185255I'm not even talking about iconography. When it comes to general output and what's worth watching, most of the genre is 60s-90s, with 80s being the most developed and varied
>>224185268>>224185276Yeah she used to be an NZ tv babe back in the day
>>224185268She is wearing glasses with her hair tied back trying to look like a girlboss.
>>22418525580’s was the slop decade of horror.
> wow she was cute
>>224185304I'm looking for a woman in finance. 6'2. Trust fund
>>224185320But the slop was high quality
>>224185344Attractive, young and trust fund is enough for me.
>>224185388Wow he is pathetic
>>224185268You sound so pathetic.
I REALLY miss the IP counter.
>>224185268Do you hear yourself? Can you even picture an apple in your head?
>>224185264I'm now watching Black Sheep
Evening Fixbros
>>224185433I am watching Howling, a Korean movie
Cursed thread
>>224185344
>>224185433lel, Danielle Mason answered the fucking call. jesus.
One time I used Meetup and insanely went to a dude's house to watch F13 movies on a Friday the 13th. He was a guy around 30 missing an eye and his place was disgustingly filthy and he had tons of WWE and South Park merchandise, and I was the only one who showed up. He had a kitty litter box in his bathroom that looked like a fossilized coffee cake. I never went back there but I imagine him whenever You Know You posts.
>>224181939Swiss cinema is dogshit, your pic related included. The only good Swiss horror film I can think of is Heidi (1952).
>>224185483Leave
>>224185483Stop trying to be so contrarian and hyper critical like you’re some famous critic.
>>224185487>>224185502samefag
hmmmis fixfaggot a swissfaggot?
>>224185483What was bad about that movie?
>>224185458I prefer malfoid
Cucks leave
>>224182175Has anyone read the Dean Koontz novelization? Heard it expands on some stuff like Liz's mom. I've read my share of Koontz and think he would shy away from the incest overtones in the opening scene.
>>224185533I tried reading the first Harry Potter twice to make my gf about 15 years ago happy, and I think all you Potter people are nutjobs, both the books and movies are terrible.
>>224185553You’re too dumb to picture a story unfolding in your mind from words on a paper.
>>224185552>bodacious boobies sis!
>>224185599Based
>>224185599Spiralling into 80’s nonsense in here
>>224185599Cute butt, too.The girls are the only thing I really like about NotD
>>224185458hnnnnnnnng>>224185264I am now going to rewatch the evil dead burn kiss scene with her
>>224185707>The girls are the only thing I really like about NotDPick yours
>>224185756Pick left or right
>>224185756I'm going... probably the two on the right. Coin flip
>>224185767endless homo whining from you
hey, bitch
hmm
>>224185801>I'm your girlfriend now Nancy!
>>224185801manhands
>>224185801Woke NoES reboot>hey, misogynistic pig!
>>224185814>Neba Afuta Daku
>>224184950Okay it was legit pretty bad I'm going to bed now lol.
>>224184154HAGSEX
>>224185846I think this is what we all knew inside
>>224185801>.....>*pig noises*
>>224185980
>>224185987I've said it before, but I'd watch a gender flipped Halloween with a 6'3 giraffe woman stabbing hot chicks up
>>224186062>6'3 giraffe woman stabbing hot chicksSign me up.
>>224185987>skreeonk
>>224186184cast her NOW
>>224185875A phone poster is complaining about everything and there's a shitload of AI spam. You called it.About to watch The Funhouse...
hi /hor/, what is a good hor film centered around ancient evil
>>224186369The Keep?
>>224185756My yellow fever makes me want to say 2The convenience store scene makes me want to say 3The slutty dancing in front of the fireplace makes me want to say 4But my heart says 5Gotta go with the heart.
>>224186369The Pyramid. at least, that's a fun film about ancient evil.
>>224186369The Leprechaun
>>224186385Jill still lookin cute
>>224186374>>224186408>>224186414okay thanks, i will begin to watch
>Arthur longed for that sexual scent that smelled like home.
>>224182634DDIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEESSSSSS
>>224186419Would
>>224186419>Lil Terashita
>>224186489If someone is reading this and hasn't seen it, then no. Otherwise, yes.
>>224186510Sorry. I thought that was part of the two sentence description of the movie and it was OK not to put it in spoilers.
>>224186368>You called it.Unfortunately so… that freak's been obsessed with me for years at this point with no end in sight.>About to watch The Funhouse...Nice, I enjoyed watching it in Oct '25 and hope you do as well. Liz Berridge is a gem.>>224186235YES!
Oh I was too harsh, come back Marge!
Hangover Square was quite well shot. I can see why they call it a horror because the murders are quite grim.>The New York Times said: "There is not a first-class shiver in the whole picture."Burn.
>>224185517evil bishop, evil priest, muh scary corrupt Christians, rape girl,*yawn* I understand why the Jews in Hollywood relish making movies like this. But to have some random Swiss people doing it unprompted? Utterly cringe.
>>224186560good fucking god I miss the pre-internet daysgirls were so great once, you guys below 30 probably don't even know about it
>>224181939>the hills are alive with the sound of screamingthat took my breath away
>>224186582That's a movie
>>224181939Finally watched Event Horizon. I do feel it was ahead of its time in ways, but it was also overrated IMO and the censorship blueballing is absolutely apparent.
we catching the second season of the institute ?
>>224188259That latina piggy in the top left looks druk as fuck
>>224182175It could've been better if they'd utilized the funhouse/carnival setting more in the second half. A lot creative things they could've done but they keep it pretty simple. Still an underrated flick, and I give Tobe Hooper credit for having his final girl show her tits in the first 5 minutes.
>>224185264
>>224186707Yeah but Sam Neill is great in it
He was gay, the private dick?
>>224188259back when cracked was based
Hey, this was a lot of fun!
Would you hatebang your wife's best friend?
>>224185558>the story unfolding from words on a paper
>>224190361Does israel and palestine still exist in harry potter? Are they zapping each other with spells?
Is The First Omen the most /d/-coded recent studio horror?>Tentacles>Accelerated pregnancy>Cum inflation>Monster rape>Demon penis that looks like a bad dragon dildo
>>224190808>watching any Omen flick outside of the one with Gregory Peck
>>224191007gregory peck is hot
>>224191023>t. my girlfriend
>>224191042he might be one of the most handsome men ever
Is this one good?
>>224183427W-where can I watch those episodes...
Is there a way to freeze myself until next October?
didn't expect this classic to be the weakest Hitchcock I've seen
>>224191758It's a B movie and it was shot in black and white when Hitchcock had been shooting in colour before in the 1950s.
>>224186571You’re either a woman or just mad another country made a kino.
>>224188259I didn’t know it was out, definitely.
>>224186532No one is obsessed with you, we all want you to leave.
So is the movie in the OP any good?
>>224191641You can be spooky 365, not just in the corporate sanctioned 31 day period
>>224192211Yeah, very good.
Hello, working class. Is everyone at work or watching movies?
>>224192510It's a different kind of spooky though, like that KotH episode where Bill stayed dressed up as Santa long after Christmas ended
>>224182536https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJ1Xh4RFT9IVery good song
Any horror set on a train?
>>224193013Just get you a goth gf and you can have an excuse to be spooky all the timeOr become a mortician
>>224192808>work nights>don't like watching movies during the day
>>224192808I'm currently doing both
I am incredibly sexually attracted to lady morticians Is that wrong
>>224193136>>224193160So you watch at work? That doesn’t really count as watching if you ask me.
>>224191183I tried to watch it one time, but was doing other stuff and it was just kind of on in the background. It looks cool visually.
>>224193232No I mainly watch on the weekends. Now that it gets dark early I'll probably start trying to get 1 or 2 in during the week.
>>224192211No
>>224192808hello basement class. how goes the disappointed looks from your mom?
>>224193232I find movies that have books and read those while im at work
>>224193587>t. at work right now
>>224191183Hell yeah
>>224193621>clean the basemeeeent!
>>224192632>>224193497Well, /hor/, which one is it?
>>224193791Idk
>>224089805Close Calls is the answer. Biggest tits by a lead character as far as I've seen, and she gets them out too. i'd be happy to be proven wrong. Delirium had Serena Grandi in a lead role and she had some big knockers, but didn't get them outJulianna Guill in Friday the 13th 2009. And Deborah Voorhees in Friday the 13th: A New Beginning. Kind of annoys me how all the hottest chicks in the Friday movies get killed off, especially Debbie - huge missed opportunity. There's a movie called Yummy from 2019 and the chick has huge bolt-ons but they cucked and wouldn't show them. Makes no sense. It's a movie about a chick trying to get a breast reduction but she never shows her tits, but instead there's a five minute scene showing a dick. Fuck this movie desu. The Dead Pit has a chick with a nice ass and she's wearing panties for most of it. and yes, i've been waiting to post this for a week since the jannies banned me.
>>224193791>>224193791Poster looks cool and plot sounds cool
>>224193629uh...
>>224193791It's a tubi slop rec by the jeet, watch it and then tell us how bad it is so I can laugh
>>224194005Based knower.
>>224184154WOULD
302nd for Leaving D.C.
>>224195254>tubi slopIt is not “tubi slop” you horrorlet
>>224195426You reek of shit and STILL haven't told your parents you're gay
>>224193629>>224193253I'll give it a watch. I used to religiously listen to the soundtrack but I never watched the moviehttps://youtu.be/zPu6wye_N5o
>>224195448lol he got mad
>>224195448You don’t dare speak to your bull like this.
New AI slop kinohttps://www.dreadcentral.com/news/597115/return-of-the-living-dead-aftermath-ai-quigley-randolph/
>>224195899revenge of the living dead would've been a better title to a direct sequel to the return of the living dead
Bake
>>224196221Shake
does true crime count as /hor/?
>>224196280Not always
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