Timeline Do-Over EditionRuined timeline >>224198626
star trek sex with shran
Star Trek Five Nines
>>224199908star trek sex with wesley
>Ensign Trekpu.
why was the banana split blue
cats rule the universe
NEXT TIMEON STAAAAAAR TREK.SEX WITH SHRAN.
>>224199985cats are the lords and masters of the universe
>>224200005forgive me, my feline masters, for i have failed you.
>>224199972the blue banana split was probably the last straw that made him stab Picard
>>224199903>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfOcgtRzjGM&t=17s>better than being one of you <3
>>224199903>Unpopular OpinionI think DS9 is the weakest of the classic treks. It makes the same mistake that The X Files did in putting way too much faith in it's own main storyline instead of focusing on the 'episodes of the week' in between longer 2-parters and bigger premiere/finale stories.TOS>Exploring space (into the unknown)TNG>Exploring space (into the slightly better known)VOY>Exploring space (in reverse)DS9>"Muh 'Jorans" nearly every fucking episode>Cardassians are only mildly more interesting (But come off as cartoony moustache twirling villains, especially the one who was "just a file clerk" but actually ran the concentration camps before they retcon that? or did they? His performance felt like it had to have been directly inspired by that one general in Dr. Strangelove. 7 FUCKING SEASON OF BUILDUP LATER>*cough cough* plz help us federation! we're le sick!*>"K"... Odo hops into the perpetual orgy and cures them>Conflict resolved!>Gollum Du'kat: "Haha I got the supreme book of evil, the one to rule them all!" (TM)>Sisko: No>*Football tackles Gollum Du'kat back into the fiery pits of Mordor*>Nearly 10-15 fucking minute long "tearjerker" memorial of clips as part of the fucking finale. I liked most of the characters, but the fact that they had to rely on multiple actors returning from TNG is a bit telling. Sisko's acting was so wooden in the first season or two it made me think he wasn't even actually human and they were going to develop that into some kind of story... (Like those crawling parasite aliens from TNG that were spreading throughout the federation before and even after Picard and Co literally exploded their fucking heads, which was a pretty gnarly effect to see outside horror movies.)
>>224199942Never!
>Worf take this and kill Wesley
>>224200206>filtered by DuetSounds like a personal problem. However, all of the Prophet/Pah-wraith stuff was pretty fucking retarded, I think everyone can agree on that.
>>224200206>but the fact that they had to rely on multiple actors returning from TNG is a bit tellingMeh, I disagree with this part. Bringing over minor characters from the main show is what spin-offs are supposed to do. Especially since the pitch for DS9 seemed to be fleshing out existing concepts from TNG (Cardies, Trill, Maquis, Bajor).I think the inclusion of Worf, O'Brien and Ro Laren (who was supposed to be in Kira's spot) is perfectly reasonable. Tom Paris also basically returned as the same character that he played in TNG, so it wasn't limited to DS9.
well I watched the episode about what happened to Kes. it was utter garbage.
>>224200821Yeah... that's the worst episode of the entire show, to me
I just watched The Original Series up until 20 minutes into The Naked Time before just tuning out. I had to put the show on my second monitor because it was so boring and formulaic that it didn't deserve my full attention.
>>224200871I think The Fight is worse.
>>224201044The Fight is just a regular, boring Chakotay vision quest episodeFury is>hey, you know that character we wrote off because he fired her actress for being a druggie? What if she came back but she's.... LE EVIL!
>>224201195Not that anon but you are underselling the shittiness of The Fight. Sure, it's only boring... but it's so fucking boring that it creates a singularity of boredom that will slowly extract the very soul from your body, second by painstaking second until it finally vacates your body just before the final theme hits.That is a satanically bad episode.
>>224201256I'd still take a bad episode over unnecessary and cruel character assassination
>Doctor Zimmerman just calls Janeway "Captain Jane" because he can't be fucked this is very funny to me
why is the Borg Queen verbally interrogating a drone when they have a fucking hivemind and therefore no secrets? I want whoever came up with this retarded shit to go talk to Worf
The last thread getting autosaged due to OP's oversight was pretty funny. I also finally found a download for TAS and it even comes with DVD bonus features. They're really short, so maybe I can turn them into webms if they're amusing enough.Today is the "Day of the Dove", see you in an hour or so.
CHOOSE YOUR HAIR WAIFU
>>224202232Gotta say back then Janeway didn't do a whole lot for me but now as a middleaged man I think she's really fucking pretty
>>224202124over time voyager just starts writing the borg like they're any other alien
>>224200206You’re almost right. DS9 isn’t Trek. Never was. Just ask Ira Behr. Take that dark, gritty, interpersonal conflict trash outta here. Proto-Kurtzman filth.
>>224202124Drama, the same reason the Borg Queen was created.
>>224202163Bixby really knocked it out of the park with this one, that was back to the old standards of what makes a good episode. It did falter a little bit with Mara shifting her position so much even when confronted with the Orb, but it's not like every episode that aired in '67 was perfect.The moment where they're leaving Sickbay to track down the orb, and Ensign Johnson suddenly grins from his bed, I thought the twist was gonna be even more clever: that Bixby would take advantage of the audience's tendency to overlook Redshirts and have the guy from the initial away team be the one secretly in control of the Orb the whole time. It'd line up well with Spock's line about their memories being in question, that it employed that one bit of subtlety to keep watch from within the wargame and it just blended right in the moment Kirk, Bones, & Chekov beamed down. Of course, this was before the reveal that the Orb feeds on racism & hatred, so I thought anything could've been its motivations at that point.I already know this isn't the final Klingon episode for the season, not just because there's still Helen of Troy on the horizon but also the writers wanna get their money's worth from the fancy new ships, but this works out really well to show the pathway the Organians foresaw leading to peace between the Federation and the Empire: the one good thing Mara provides to this episode is talking about the necessity of expansionism to support the poorer planets within their control, and Kirk's refutation using the Starfleet Standard of Mutual Trust & Cooperation. Also, Michael Ansara's role as Kang was stupendous. His demeanor was so much like TNG Klingons that I got a flash of Michael Dorn in the scene where the life supports turn back on by themselves. This episode surely must have been one that he paid more attention to during his preparations for the role.continued
>>224203907I'm very glad Sulu got so much to do in this episode, he almost seemed like a regular member of the cast for once. Commenting on Chekov being an only child, judo chopping that one Klingon, crawling up a jeffries tube, and in an episode chock full of brainwashing he actually avoided being put under when he's normally the go-to.Speaking of, all the scenes we get with the frustration and paranoia building up in the various members of the bridge crew were so well done, especially the insidious behavior of the addled Chekov once he has Mara alone.On the lighter side, all that swordplay was such great fun. Scotty reporting from the restocked armory and then pulling out a Scottish Claymore that he keeps the rest of the episode was too great.
>>224200745Pissed me off at how Tom Paris wasn't actually Nick Locarno
>*KILLS YOU AND MAKES A COPY*
>>224200206>I think DS9 is the weakest of the classic treks. It makes the same mistake that The X Files did in putting way too much faith in it's own main storyline instead of focusing on the 'episodes of the week' in between longer 2-parters and bigger premiere/finale stories.I agree on the DS9 being the weakest Trek, but for completely opposite reason. It is shittier Babylon 5 that doesn't fully commit to serialized storytelling. It has too many "episodes of the week" that do nothing for the main storyline and returns to status quo after each of 'em.
>>224204150I love B5 but it is a fucking mess compared to any Trek show and isn't even like Trek in that it doesn't explore the same kind of issues or ask the same kind of questions. B5 is more like Star Wars than Star Trek and really the only DNA it shares with DS9 is serialization on a space station.
>>224204150>It has too many "episodes of the week"soap opera queer faggot
>>224199972The fuck does this kid eat back home, that he was ready to stab this desert with full force?
>>224204121Technically we die every day when we go to sleep, and wake up new person. So not much changes here.
>>224204121If this was true in Star Trek, you could copy someone’s pattern and print off an army of them.
>>224204383technically we do not. idiot.>>224204451they printed two riker copies in one episode.
>>224204648>technically we do not. idiot.Yes we do, there's a small window when our brain shuts of, i.e. dies. Than we come back as new person.
>>224199972They used blue milk :)
>>224204451Why are there old people in trek? Just de-age yourself every 30 years or so.
>>224205113Because something something journey through all stages of life yada yada facing the unknown bla bla bla
>>224205113>The Little Rascals EpisodeWonder if Guinan ever met Chak-'Ooooh-Tay!'
>>224199903>Timeline Do-OverI really need this right now. Preferably the "Lou from Hot Tub Time Machine" variety. I could be my own uncle to 20 year old me, too, if I had to. Wish there was a starship or not dickish godlike entity to send me back.
>>224205128>sarcastically citing the core theme of the franchisenice
>>224203905there is literally negative drama watching this half baked retarded concept of a character talk to herself in front of drones who don't fucking need to be told what she's thinking or wanting because they're a HIVEMIND
>>224202124Because cheap writing demands, that villain twirls their moustache in our faces.
i've seen somone post about new releases. are we actually getting remastered DS9 and Voy? i'd soil my pants
Unimatrix Zero is the worst 2 parter in all of Trek. I hated this the entire time
>Target the orphanage.
>>224204150You might have a point if DS9s main plot was better.It got too stupid, and they just decided to make all the grey morality of the fist 5 seasons a clean even black and white split. Everyone you right was bad is! The good guys are good!Tbh they wrote themselves into a corner the second they implied #notallnazis. It had to end one way.
>>224207210>space Hitler Based>space Satan Based
have you noticed whenever they have an uninteresting shitty character they make him be "the best pilot" and act like it's some kind of special thing no one else can do?
>>224207663>they make him be "the best pilot">That time Geordi told Jellico that Riker is "best pilot on the ship"
Icheb has school shooter energy
>>224207663Couldn't be my trek.
>>224207823savior*
I always skipped the first two seasons of TNG but I'm finally forcing myself to watch it>first non-pilot episode is a "everyone is drunk and wants to fuck episode"brutal man. Thank god this shit didn't get cancelled early.
>>224208221
>>224207702I just watched that episode last night and I was like, has Riker ever even flown the ship? I'm sure he has because all things have happened in one episode or another but I can't even remember it lol.
>>224208221This days it would.
>>224208263naw, early TNG is absolutely brutal
>>224208290naw, you're a retard
>>224208301>>224208263>this passionate in defense of The Naked Nowlol
>>224208313>pretending like you don't know what the word passionate means because you've been triggered
>nutrekfags trying to use divide and conquer practices again
>>224208978They're bitter and seething.
they will be cumming...
>>224207133it's definitely a low point for the show, when the writers clearly didn't give a fuck and the producers were desperately chasing ratings (the rock this week! borg again this week!)
>>224209666agreed, Satan. one small thing that really offended me was the Borg Queen's toddler brained tactic of blowing up Borg ships and being like "look what you made me do, Janeway. you killed those people" and somehow Janeway actually buying into that. she says later "I wont be responsible for anymore deaths." bitch, you weren't responsible for any. I thought she was smarter than that
>>224209727Don't forget Janeway, B'elanna and Tuvok letting themselves be assimilated which had to have been traumatic as fuck but they just shake it off next week
>>224209744yeah this show has made assimilation into no big deal. also they magically invented an innoculation against mental assimilation to the hive mind so there was barely any danger to them at all. real exciting stuff.
>>224204150
>>224209780After the horror show they made assimilation out to be in previous episodes they just make it seem like having all this shit grafted onto your body is a minor inconvenience.The worst part? Nothing matters, they never bring up the events of this 2 parter again. No Borg civil war. We never see the awesome Klingon Borg again either
the first Ziyal and Bashir's dad are in this episode where Tom ditches B'Elanna to do some gay race
>>224208978>Making up arguments in your head to win later
>>224210106cope and sneed some more
>the world stops for Tom's manchild hobbies which somehow ends up putting lives at riskso tired of this
>>224210217Academy season 2 will double its numbers.
>>224207210Are you retarded? The Federation literally wins the Dominion War because Section 31 uses a fucking bio weapon. Most people hate that but a "morally grey" faggot like yourself should love it.
Imagine being a fan of nutrek and knowing that it will fade into total obscurity once it's gone forever, but having to tell yourself that it won't, or that today's kids will be nostalgic for STD in 20 years (they won't be)
>>224210353>that today's kids will be nostalgic for STD in 20 years (they won't be)Bookmarking this to come back in 20 years and laugh at you. I came here to laugh at you.
Apart from being an ok foil to Jadzia, what was the point of Worf in DS9? I like him as a character in TNG, but he's pretty much non-existent/neutral in DS9. I honestly can't think of much that he does outside of flying the Defiant a few times and getting beat up by Jem'Hadar in that interment camp.
>>224199903>me when women are talking
>>224212024I bet Ron Moore pushed for Worf just so he could do more Klingon stories
>>224212024It's the bring on a new character to save our shitty ratings play, like Seven on VOY. If ENT had been renewed for S5 then Shran would have been made a permanent cast member.
>>224212198I really like the Klingon stuff in TNG, but pretty neutral on the DS9 parts, apart from a few scenes with Gowron. Unironically the best ds9 Klingon stuff is The House of Quark.
>>224212309Yeah I know that's the meta play for 90s tv shows, and I understand why they added him in. Just think he was heavily wasted and does fuck all for most of the runtime of the show apart from fuck Jadzia, and even that he messes up too much. I suppose he made up with Alexander which is good?>Shran would have been made a permanent cast memberTo have sex with I suppose.
>>224199908>>224199942You lost tranny.
>>224212024Not only new blood for the show, but also chance to bring in TNG viewers, so they can watch more adventures of their 5th favorite character on the show!
>>224212024>>224212198Michael Dorn and Berman have spoken about it and these guys are correct: >>224212309>>224212463They were planning to end DS9 at 100 episodes due to the poor ratings. 100 was the magic number that gets a show into syndication and they wanted to hit that milestone for financial reasons, so they desperately wanted to add a TNG member to DS9 in hopes that it would raw some of the viewers back over.Worf saved the fucking show. It worked and instead of ending the show at S5 as planned, they went the full 7. Because of Worf.
the kind of person who loves Worf is exactly the type of simpleton who would just go watch anything he's in. he was a good choice.
>>224212813Worf is great for the same reason Quark is great. He's a flawed character, not a perfect enlightened Starfleet human. He's more like us, more relatable than the aspirational characters surrounding him. I think Worf enjoyers are both low and high IQ. Only midwits seem to get filtered by the character.
>>224212845he is a good character but he is the most boring flatline retard of a person. an archetype that we have all met and have to deal with in our every day real lives. not what I care to see a lot of on a Star Trek show.
>>224212783Honestly, crazy to think that Worf saved something for once.
remember when Worf inexplicably thought he had any business being on the command track in Starfleet and O'Brien, an non-commisioned engineer with just a handful of people working under him had to give Worf obvious advice that even a fucking little league team captain would know that as a leader you should try to inspire confidence in and build your subordinates up for the best chance of success instead of always being negative and tearing them down for mistakes? somehow all those years serving under Picard literally taught him nothing. Worf is so fucking stupid I swear to god
>>224211398In 20 years you'll still have lost, nuTranny.People will still be talking about TOS/TNG/DS9/VOY/ENT, the 2017-2027 Kurtzman era will be but a small trivia blip.
>>224213036Related; it's funny how no one considers the JJ movies anymore, hardly anyone talks about when Chris Pine was Kirk other than "oh yeah, that was a thing"
>>224210353>>22421139810th year anniversary is gonna be next year, september 24th. We're gonna celebrate like crazy, here in /trek/, getting laid with Shran!
>>224213053Other then pretty CGI, they didn't really offer anything interesting. First destroyed Vulcan for shock value, second brought back Khan, because everyone loves Khan, right? And then third just went and do something completly unrelated to the first two, and while it was fun, it kinda left us with "ok... now what? Where do we go from here? Is there anywhere to go?". Kelvin timeline simply doesn't do anything interesting enough to really stand out on its own.
224213104KEEP SHRAN'S NAME OUT YO FUCKIN' MOUTH!
>>224213163and they had the worst version of a constitution class starship put to screen, where the warp nacelles operate like airplane jet engines because jewjew didn't understand how star trek worked and just wanted "cool" cgi moving parts everywhere like transformers, which was hot at the time
>>224212953Kek
Shran is honestly just "Worf at home."The plan was to have Shran join the crew of Enterprise and he would've fulfilled the Worf function from TNG: always suggesting the most martial/combative option.
>B'Elanna goes from finally being sick of Tom's shit and rightfully wanting to break up to being married in the span of one episodei'm stressed
>>224213439why do you people keep parroting this lie? there's literally no source for it and if you try to look for it you won't find it. there were never any plans for that and it doesn't even make sense either.
>>224213472>This was not a vague fan rumor but a confirmed intent from the production side. Showrunner Manny Coto (who took over for Season 4) stated that if the series had been renewed, Shran would have joined the crew in that capacity. Producers including Coto, Brannon Braga, and others discussed it in interviews, convention panels (notably around VegasCon/Star Trek Las Vegas events in the years after cancellation), and related coverage. Writer Mike Sussman also referenced Coto talking about bringing Shran on as a regular. Jeffrey Combs himself only learned of the idea after the show ended and has spoken positively about it, calling it “the one that got away” while noting it would have been a natural progression and added a new dynamic to the bridge.
>>224213510[citation needed]
>>224213520Time to see if it's possible for you to admit you were wrong about... well, anything.
>>224213549even the AI slop doesn't link to any actual citations or sources for that information. do you know what a citation is?
>Google AIjust kill yourself, pleaseREAL sourcehttps://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Thy%27lek_Shran#Background_information>Manny Coto has stated that, had the series been given a fifth season, Shran may have joined the crew of Enterprise, as an "auxiliary or an advisor." [4] [5] Jeffrey Combs himself was unaware of this idea until after the series ended. He commented, "I deeply appreciate it. At the same time it sort of hurts. 'Ah, man, the one that got away! Dang it! Coulda, shoulda, woulda.' But I take it as the huge compliment that it is. I was quite involved in that fourth season and so it sounds like it would have been a natural progression, and it would have been a cool one, to have a new alien on the bridge adding another dynamic. That would have been really, really interesting." [6]>MAY haveand this is all shit they were making up years after the fact to try and get people to feel bad about it being cancelled
>>224213584>>224213610Jesus Christ, it's giving you the year and the fucking con. It's saying there is no solid video of the panel but it was widely reported on fan sites and corroborated by Sussman. Are you really so incapable of admitting to being wrong that you refuse to do so unless you hear it from Manny Coto himself?Also it wasn't Google AI you retard and it specifically cited the Memory Alpha link you went to. You legitimately have a problem. Just say "I was wrong." Say it. You can do it, I promise.
you could not have Shran on the bridge because he would just outshine Archer too much because Archer is an incompetent annoying piece of shit
SAY IT.
No you're a lazy sack of shit who couldn't just use the wiki that has actual links for the sources and asked google instead
>>224213654star trek sex with you
So, you were wrong, you just refuse to admit it because I "asked google." I didn't by the way. That wasn't Gemini and Gemini doesn't format responses like that.Yes, forgive me for not doxxing Manny Coto and recording a phone conversation with him where he specifically says>Hey, guy in /trek/ who is always a hostile know-it-all, you're wrong. Shran was planned to become a regular and join the bridge crew.Anyway, this is about the 10th time I've dribbled a basketball in circles your slow ass before dunking in your face and honestly it's getting a little boring (unlike Worf, who rules).
>>224213757>unlike Worf, who ruleslike shran jr, really
>>Hey, guy in /trek/ who is always a hostile know-it-allthat's you, you're always arguing like a tellarite over literally nothing, you fucking swine
>>224213816Sure thing, pal. Just say it. Be a man.Even Worf can admit when he's wrong. Can't you?
i bet you're a nutrekkie too, i can smell it
>>224213835just so you know you parasocial freak this is the last post these person you think you're talking to made>>224213584>>224213642i don't know why some anon's baiting you but it's funny to watch
>>224213857these are the last posts*
>>224213843In recent years, online fan communities frequently use the slang term "nuTrek" to describe the modern era of Star Trek series and films (such as Discovery, Picard, Strange New Worlds, or the Kelvin Timeline movies).
it should really all be called "post-Trek"
>>224213921Such a mindset would be anti-Trek because it closes off the potential for Trek to be rediscovered and made again in the future. It probably won't be, sure, but to deny the possibility is too nihilistic, just isn't very Star Trek. Could call it Shit Trek I guess.
>>224213947not really. you could always start using "nutrek" again after actual Star Trek starts being made again. but that term is already tainted so you'd have to come up with something else now. maybe the [name of the showrunner who finally got it right after all failures]-trek
Just watched The Changeling. It really is TMP without sexy bald women or claptrap about evolving to a higher plane of existence.
>>224213610When Doug Drexler was all; "if ENT had a fifth season, this is how the ship would look! (Random engineering hull that clashes)" and it was seven years after the fact, also Season 4 had an average budget per episode of less than a million dollars, there's no way for Season 5 that they were gonna build all new sets and replace every stock CGI flyby of the ship with new ones
oh another thing I wanted to mention is that all this time for some reason I thought Ensign Mulkahey was killed during that incident where he got DNA raped and helped give birth to One. turns out he was fine all along. Chakotay mentioned him in The Haunting of Deck 12. i'm sort of trying to keep track of who dies because at one point they said the crew is down to 143 when I had thought it was 150.
>>224214172if the death is worth remembering theyll do whole episode about it
>>224214172The writers thought they'd killed off Joe Carey which is why he only shows up in time travel episodes, until they brought him back in S7 (only to kill him off for real)
>>224213921>>224213947>>224213981the derogatory prefix of Nu- is based on comparisons to 1984's NewSpeak language used to keep the populace compliant by restricting their vocabulary. To speak against the doubleplusgood quality of NuTrek is a thoughtcrime (in the minds of its dwindling fanbase).IF Trek ever does come back, a proper appellation will be created. But only when necessity demands it.
>>224214533>It'll be all right. Our technology can revive me even if I'm brain dead for two minutes.
>Borg fuck around and find out>rape Borg like no tomrrow>rape humans for a while>then humans find out how to kill you 5 min later>your kind leave the galaxy and we never see them againWhat was the fucking point of Species 8472 again ? Just to watch someone who can rape the Borg and then you never use them again ?
>>224214742>revives Neelix with nanoprobes after he's clinically dead for 18 hours>can't do that with anyone else
>Khan holds a knife to McCoy’s throat>McCoy says do it faggotWhy didn’t anyone ever tell me TOS was so based?
>>224214751>What was the fucking point of Species 8472 again ?they had an actually awesome plan to invade and assimilate Earth but they were such cool guys they gave up on it after they found out Earthlings actually hated the Borg too and weren't trying to kill them
>>224214838you wouldnt have believed us
none of the usual screencap sites have anything from the "special longer version" of TMP or the extended cut of TUC despite both being out on bluray for 3 years now
>Khan immediately stats grooming and manipulating a female crewmemberNice>>224214751Yes. And give a reason for introducing a Borg crewmember.If nuTrek wanted to do something good for a change, they should bring back and ruin Species 8472.
>Augments forcing people to watch as someone dies in a sealed chamberNice copying, ENT.
I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast
i rape pieces of shit like you for breakfast
>Why did those men tell me to call them when I was done with my... "turn"?
>>224215894i love how the only character worse than worf ends up married to worf and then immediately murdered so worf can become even worse. berman is an evil genuis
if Fight is the boringest Voyager episode then Repression has to be the 2nd boringest
>when boardies (non-/trek/ users) try talking about star trekcringe cringe cringe
>>224216207
it's very out of character for Janeway to just trust this suspicious Barclay hologram after all the shit they've been through. just wait another month to talk to Starfleet and make sure it's not alien trickery.
