I can't believe I'm saying this, but S3 of Rings of Power actually looks pretty good. It's basically a soft reboot. They clearly realized what a disaster the previous seasons were and decided to course-correct, dropping awful stuff like the Gypsy Hobbits.PROS:>The costumes and sets are MUCH better. The sets are bigger and more elaborate. The show no longer looks cheap despite its astronomical budget. The Lords of Rhûn have particularly cool costumes. Some genuinely nice designs here.>The plots feel much more focused. No more characters spending entire episodes sightseeing around Middle-earth with nothing to do.>They found a way to keep Celebrimbor in the story, which is great because his dynamic with Sauron was easily the highlight of S2.>The cinematography generally feels more professional. Better framing, better compositions, less of that weirdly amateurish look that plagued so much of the previous seasons.CONS:>Morf has gained weight. The thighs and ass look juicy, admittedly, but her face has lost some of its striking features and the boobs haven't grown to compensate.>The Lossoth have already taken a ring before the season starts. Disappointing since they're one of the more interesting peoples of Middle-earth. Exploring their culture and how they got a ring could have made a genuinely cool storyline and brought in the "diversity" the showrunners supposedly care for. Another wasted opportunity.>Isildur's sister keeps losing weight, meaning her formerly magnificent heavy boobs are shrinking. Devastating.>The soundtrack continues to disappoint. S1 had top-tier music, S2 was a downgrade, and S3 doesn't seem to be reversing that trend. What happened? It was the one thing I thought would stay enjoyable.>The dwarf makeup looks like shit surprisingly often and it's distracting.Overall, I'm cautiously optimistic. It won't undo the damage done by the first two seasons, but the improvements are substantial enough that I'm interested in seeing where it goes.
>>224234815>his dynamic with Sauron was easily the highlight of S2You mean both of them hanging around in a room, being braindead in their own special ways?
>>224234815>no more sightseeing around Middle-earthBut that was the part I liked.
>>224234844>Nooooo characters aren't allowed to be in ROOMS! where are muh backflips and explosions
>>224234887Kys nigger
>>224234887The main point was them both being retarded.
>>224234917you are triggered by rooms lmao
>looks pretty goodMy guy it's by the same people. I hope you get paid well.
>>224234954>it's by the same peopleIts not, they fired all writers after S2
>>224234815Another potential con I forgot to mention: there is suddenly a great deal of barroque architecture and furniture in Numenor. If it is an intentional choice to signal that Numenor's downfall, then I guess its good, but I am not sure if the people responsible thought that much about it.
Nah I'm good, I'll probably just watch the Jackson trilogy again
>>224234815This season is boring as fuck. Way too much Numenor, which is right up there with the not Hobbits, and not enough Sauron, who is the most entertaining part of the show. Black elf and his stepson still suck. I don't know if it's a mistake or not, but stepson tells Sauron that the sword that marked his arm belonged to his father, but I'm pretty certain he stole it from the old man who worshiped Sauron in season one. I also never want to see Tom Bombadil, Gandalf, or their domestic partnership again. They're boring fags. And there's no Morf full frontal nudity, so 3/10.
>>224234887>backflips and explosionsSomeone post the retarded galadriel fight scene webm. Literally the 80 iq capeshit garbage you're talking about lmao
>>224234968Same show runners. The fuck is replacing one guy of talentless hacks with another going to achieve?
>>224234815You are obsessed with trying to get people to see this garbage considering how many threads you've been making daily, but I'm afraid it's never going to work. Best of luck with your spam next season, though it's sure to turn out like all the others kek
>>224234887I compensate for this by doing my own forward rolls and headstands whenever characters talk boringly in rooms.
>>224235026>stepson tells Sauron that the sword that marked his arm belonged to his father, but I'm pretty certain he stole it from the old man who worshiped Sauron in season one.Yeah that was really weird
>>224234815>TolkienchadsThis slop is for retards that like shipping and gay porn, not anybody who enjoys Tolkien's work.
>>224234815Looks like it was AI Generated kek.
>>224235042Here it is lol
>>224235138Chuds when Legolas mounts a galloping horse by grabbing its breast collar with one arm, swinging his body in front of the horse to its other side, rotating it in the air and then landing on it:>Well elves weigh much less than humans and are way more agile, so he weighs 20 kilograms or something super small like that, and therefore its really easy for him to pull himself up on the horse, because you’re not changing momentum as much with the lower massChuds when Legolas runs up falling stones like they're a staircase:>Well it says in the books that Legolas can walk on snow, plus consider that he and the shattered tower are in free fall, accelerating downward at 9.8 meters per second per second. He is no longer in an inertial reference frame; instead he is in an accelerating reference frame, and inside his falling reference frame, Legolas is perfectly free to move by exerting a force on the stone blocks, using his leg muscles as normal. Thus he can indeed move upward, but only within his downward accelerating reference frame. The catch is that since that frame is accelerating downward at nearly 10 meters per second per second, he better do this very quickly if he is to cross the stone steps. Let us assume that he cannot let the stone blocks fall more than 2 meters, else he won't be able to reach Bolg's level. The tower looks to be around 12 meters. The time taken to fall 2 meters is found from the free-fall equation: t^2 = 2 * d / g where t is the time in seconds,t^2 is the time squared, g = 9.8 m/s^2, and d is the distance fallen in meters. Plugging in d = 2 meters we get t = 0.639 seconds. To run the 12 meters in 0.639 seconds, Legolas must run at a speed of 12 m / 0.639 s = 18.78 meters per second, which equals 42 miles per hour. While this is faster than any human can run , it certainly does not violate any "laws of physics"Chuds when Galadriel does anything:>MARY SUE! CAPESHIT!THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! THIS IS LIKE WHEN THERE WAS A WOMAN IN STAR WARS!
>>224234815>shill/bot thread
Nice inorganic shill thread faggot
>>224234815>Isildur's sister keeps losing weight, meaning her formerly magnificent heavy boobs are shrinking. Devastating.DROPPED
>>224235138>>224235155>deflection and strawmanThe hackson movies are capeshit, rangz is even worse. The galadriel troll scene is just as bad as those two.
>>224235138>>224235155>samefag had that wall of text ready to reply to himself with immediatelylol. got any fight scenes from rangz that don't look like shit?
OH GOD THE WAIT IS KILLING MEFirst time I am hyped for a Rings of Power season, but oh god those effects, that ring wraiths, and SAURON, everything I could ask for.Who here /hype/?
I hope Teleporno is a gigachad
>>224235042Their only defense of girlboss galadriel is pointing at retarded shit that Jackson did, it's sad. They might actually be women.
>>224235174Looks like it kek >>224235283
>>224234815You already have a spam thread up rajesh
>>224234815putting this much effort into bait is impressive but you're still a retarded subhuman who needs to be killed in the most painful way possible.
>>224235325>Their only defense of girlboss galadriel ispointing at what Tolkien wrote, lorelet.
Only a complete contrarian incel can deny that S3 doesn't look fucking amazing. My only issue is how they completely fucked the way Palantirs work.
>>224235379Didn't read your pic, but no, tolkien did not write anything that galadriel does in this turd. Keep crying rajesh, rangz will never be successful.
>>224235427>Didn't read your picNor did you ever read any Tolkien, chuddie.
>>224235419>contrarianThat implies rop is popular, thankfully it's not though. The year or two between seasons when you don't samefag these threads are always comfy
>>224235283where have I seen this copy/pasta before
>>224235436No, those are your tranny delusions and projection because you use AI for everything and haven't read a word yourself.
>224235379For any newfags just joining us this guy doesnt actually watch any of the garbage he defends, he's just fishing for yous. You'll see him in watchmen and nodyssey threads, sometimes he defends tlj and nuwars too.
>>224234815CONS:>Gay and black wokeslop>Not TolkienPROS:>Noneftfy
>>224235379this guy thinks tolkien using the word swarthy means nigger hobbits btw
>>224235106I'd have to go back and check but I think Theo had the sword first in secret then showed it to Waldreg
>224235538For any newfags just joining us this guy doesnt actually watch any of the kino he cries about, he's just fishing for yous. You'll see him in watchmen and nodyssey threads, sometimes he weeps about tlj and nuwars too.
As soon as I saw the black dwarves I decided I wasn't going to watch it. They live underground their skin would not be producing melanin. I'm not racist I'm autistic.
>>224235570this guy thinks tolkien using the word brown means white btw
>LORE MATTTERSBut why?>IT JUST DOESBut why?>BECAUSE I PUT MY WHOLE LIFE INTO LEARNING THE LORE AND I MUST BELIEVE IT MATTERS OR MY WORLD WILL COLLAPSEOkay, now we're getting to the crux of the problem. You've invested many days, or months, or possibly even years into mastering the lore. But you have to understand that this is highly unusual, stimming behaviour, and a populist streaming show cannot cater to neurologically atypical people in such a tiny niche.>ST-ST-uuuaaauuuuuh-STOP JUST SAYING BIG SMARTY THINGS. YOU'RE BEING A TRANNY AND WE HATES IT FOREVER
>>224235584>>224235601>no uoof, rajesh melty
>>224235624
>>224235624I thought you said rangz was lore accurate though? It doesn't matter now?
>>224235584You're the one making dozens of comics to strawman every anon that makes you cry, not me.
What's the cope going to be when nobody cares about this season either?
>>224235652>strawmanIts not a strawman though, all of those are real and common chudcel arguments. Name one of those claims that you don't actually believe.
>>224235588Uhhh they don't have genes they're made of rocks
>>224235702>browner means niggerYes rajesh we know you can't speak English
>>224234815>CONS:>>Morf has gained weight.kekway to out yourself, faggot
>>224235702No one has ever said that sil isn't canon lol
>>224235728ok, so you are exactly like the chuddies in the picture. thanks for proving my point that its not a strawman.
>>224235702Are the nigger hobbits even still in the show? Looks like even the showrunners couldn't justify that filth anymore kek
>>224235753Yes, chuds frequently say this when I quote it to disprove their lorelet claims.
>>224234815wait, so shes going to fuck sauron? what the hell...
>>224235792It will be amazing. I hope he fucks her plump ass.
>>224235780No rajesh, some hobbits being darker relative to others does not mean they're black. I'm sorry you can't speak English, but that's why chud saying "brown" in your seethe comic is a strawman.
https://rangs.ytmnd.com/https://rangs.ytmnd.com/https://rangs.ytmnd.com/
>>224235792>>224235815>these are the coomers calling others loreletlmao
>we are so back
They need to drop the Harfoots because they'll never recapture the Frodo and Sam dynamic and Grand Elf being in Middle-earth at the Second Age is bad
>>224235839comic troon seethe incoming
>>224234815You arent even trying hide that you are a shill. No one is watching this slop, go back to >>>/lgbt/ or >>>/trash/
>>224235843the ass is juicy now.
>not a single webm of the show ITTSurely there's at least one scene that doesn't look retarded?
>>224235858They did.
>>224235872At least you're honest about just wanting to goon to fat women and not caring about tolkien stuff.
>>224235868>No one is watching this sloprepeating your little mantra over and over won't make it true, incel. you lost again.
>>224235864I'm actually a big enjoyer of the show and the shipping, I just also have a sense of humor, like black eyed peas, and enjoy some OW LAWD MY NIGGAZ WE NEED DEM RANGZ NIGGAS
>>224235907Who says I can't do both, chud?
>the costumes are getting better
>>224235915No one is, not even you. Or do you have something to prove otherwise that isn't cope by Amazon itself?
>>224235907>muh tolkienYou realise he was just a story scribbler and not an actual messiah, right?
>>224235949Because being a porn brained faggot and enjoying tolkien are mutually exclusive, hope this helps rajesh
>>224235999Tolkien wrote the first orc x elf gang rape fic
>>224235945Why does the comic guy always seethe at your link then?
>>224236025He probably just doesn't get it. Hate comes from the heart.
>>224234887Saaaar
>>224235985>"muh" reductionism about the guy who created the thing this garbage is apingI don't think he's a messiah, but I think what he wrote is good and doesn't deserve to have garbage fanfic like rangz made of it. It's ok for low quality crap like Harry Potter or capeshit, but it's reasonable to find this sort of project distasteful for middle earth.
>>224235155Holy fuck, buy an ad jeff
>and you are?>triumphant starts music playing>music is ramping up>i've been down here so long even I can barely recall, but there was a time folk called me...celeborn>music suddenly stops>who?This is hacky even by Rangz standards. They even do a mispronouncing his name gag. Truly awful.
>>224236118Stfu celebrun
Weird spread, didn't realize this guy has been at it since this slop began https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/Tolkienchads/type/op/
>>224236052>but it's reasonable to find this sort of project distasteful for middle earth.Right. So even though you don't think he's a messiah, you do think, as his son Christopher did, there is something grand and elevated in his work. You believe his stories about elves and wizards and magic rings are in some way sacred and are not to be touched by fanfiction authors.Well I don't agree. I think Middle-Earth is just a setting, and like any other setting it can be used for soap opera, comedy, action schlock, erotica, and various other shits and giggles. And I know you can't give me one good reason why it should be protected and privileged over all other fantasy settings.>but muh Oxford linguistlmao, don't bother.
I had a one night stand with your brother, Durin. WE WERE ON A BREAK!
>>224234815I think its funny how this show always gets a few weeks of uninspired shilling and then there is absolute radio silence because absolutely no one has watched this
>>224236216Never forget Tolkien rented his IP out like a whore. He always put money first.
>>224235999Being a chud and enjoying Tolkien are also mutually exclusive, hope this helps chuddie
>>224236216I didnt say it should be protected or any of the things you're claiming. I think it's distasteful and that he doesn't deserve to have his work purposefully vandalized. Yes, the Tolkien estate sold out, I understand this.
>>224236284I never said or thought any of those things. I'm sorry you're so obsessed with defending this garbage, which you can't even do on its own merits. You're in good company with the gooners.
>>224236284What a fag lmao why are brits like this
>>224236230Still no webms of the show posted here either lmao
>>224236335is this the new chud cope?
>>224236284>are alsoThanks for agreeing with me :)
>>224236352>newNo these threads have been lacking webms for a long time on account of how ugly and retarded the show looks. You'll notice the only ones ITT are cope posts deflecting with scenes from the hackson flicks
>>224236382>threads have been lacking webms for a long timethe show came out a few hours, so that makes no sense chuddie
>>224236382I watched it on my phone
>>224236284Saaar... Tokien would want billion of me saaar
>>224236437>came out a few hoursOof, rajesh is so mad he forgot how to speak English. Anyway, the show began years ago and webms have been sparse for a long time in these threads because they're embarrassingly ugly and cheap looking. I didn't say "starting with season three"
>>224236437People were posting latern shit to laugh at and that didn't even crack the top 10 on the charts. Nobody cares for lord of dem rangz
>>224235872tonguing Galadriel's asshole while her huge asscheeks smother your face must be haven
>>224236496fake quote. you truly are mentally ill.
>>224234815Oh they're still making this
RoP lasted longer than the gunnverse LOL
>>224236556That's the joke... go back to rupee farming on x
>>224236566By technicality really. Both were jeet slop
>>224236520There just isn't anything to laugh at in RoP because its so good.>Nobody cares for lord of dem rangzLiterally one of the biggest shows on the planet. You are delusional.
>>224236566Why are people always surprised to learn rop is still going? Does everyone forget every few months that it was guaranteed four seasons from the beginning? It's one of the reasons it's such good bait, there isn't really a definitive way to say it's popular or a flop.
>>224236596Here comes a classic chud cope.Its still going because its a huge hit.
>>224236592Why don't any of its many fans post something good from it then?
>>224236592I know you're baiting, but here's forbes of all companies saying it's dead when season 2 released. Here's hope this wards the jeet orc horde https://www.forbes.com/sites/erikkain/2023/04/05/why-the-rings-of-power-was-a-huge-flop-that-most-people-never-finished/
>>224236618We don't have this weird zoomer obsession of consuming shows through 10 second webms like you do
>>224234815>>The costumes and sets are MUCH better. The sets are bigger and more elaborate.Too little too late. They could have saved money by making that shit right the first time around to be used in multiple seasons.
>>224236527>tonguing Galadriel's assholeWhy not the vagina, why does it have to be the asshole? See this is what is wrong with zoomers.
>>224236646Star Trek TNG was shit for the first 2 seasons and only got really good when they got rid of Wesley
>>224236675Nta, but seasons released within 6 months or a bit later of each other. You can build off of word of mouth and good faith. Nobody will care or try a show this late into it and with nobody having watched the last two seasons and that weird 2d "girlboss" movie
>>224236673Because tonguing her vagina would be an act subservient to a woman, whereas tonguing her asshole is a an act that is weird and degrading to a woman, and hence enhances the power of the man
>>224236638>we just dont want to chud!Interesting, I wonder why rangz is the only popular thing on this board where this is the case>>224236616>saar has to have ai write the text in his cope comics toolol, it was a five season deal and they're completing it to save face. never said they were forced to do anything, it's just weird everyone keeps forgetting this.>huge hitno proof of this and there never will be. time for you to go back to gooning to fat women with the two other faggots here that pretend to watch this
>>224234815>I can't believe I'm saying thisYou make threads about this every day though
>>224236711>I'm gonna put my taste buds in her feces canal, that will totally degrade her and teach her a lesson!I think you've got it the wrong way around.
>>224236636he's going to ignore this kek
>>224234815Webster Dictionary -> Shill - A person that most resembles the OP of this thread.
I thought the beardjob joke was funny, disa and durin have good chemistry
>>224235024same
>>224234815It's shit.
>>224234815Buy an ad.
>>224236496fake quote, actual attribution is steven moffat to doctor whorangz is still bad and actually somehow got worse though
>>224235138not sane person liked the hobbit movies. especially the third one
>Watch Babylon 5: score nerd cred>Watch Rings of Power: become a pariahEven though B5 was filmed in an abandoned warehouse and Rangz was depicted with state of the art technology, you're only allowed to like the former.
Enjoy this KINO shot.
>>224237789Hate rangz but admittedly this does look much better than anything posted from previous seasons.
>>224234815No porn = no watch
>>224235026don't forget no hobbitsI was really looking forwards to seeing how the handled them meeting up with the wizard & elfs
>>224234815finished ep2 it's miles and miles better than anything they've done so far but still i cant see past the niggers and shitskins and guyladriel the warrior she-elf ladythe visuals got worse which is fucking insane, s1 had some pretty kino moments like the ice stuff (not the story, mind you), the two trees, etcthe elven armor improved a little, men's still look like shitoveral the story still looks like fanfiction and a the sequential connection of plotlines and stories are still dogshit
>>224237789All the Fellowship had to do was loose a fire arrow and a snow eagle would have taken them over Moria and all the way to Mordor. Brilliant.
>>224235138This will never not be funny
>>224234815Not watching it, rest in piss amazon
>>224234968Replacing one turd for another and you still get turd
I don't think normalfags are still watching
>>224235174Amazon not sending their best, you'd think the biggest television production of all time could afford better shills but apparently not
Rings of Power is a dead series. Two seasons of fake view counts, fake reviews, and woke shit has ruined this series forever. Any fan of The Lord of the Rings wants this to fail.
>>224234815Dropping the gypsy hobbies with no explanation is pretty funny. I only wish they'd drop numenor too. Especially now that the giant breasted one is dead, there are no humans worth caring about
Yeah, we're so totally back that it doesn't even warrant having a general thread for it, because of how totally alive and definitely not dead this jewish globohomo lgbtq diversity pride faggot show really is. That first episode of the season was a good flare in the air, a good tone setter, to know that you will definitely he fast forwarding through most of it if you aren't a jew or nonwhite. So back that even the do-it-for-free faggots haven't bothered to make a general. So back that even Gayzon doesn't bother paying shills to make them because they saw how much of a flaming not-shitshow it was and were like "we should just release it all in a couple weeks instead of a couple months, because of how so back it is and how much it will keep viewers on the edge of their seat until next weeks release". Dumb faggots hahaha
>>224235026>And there's no Morf full frontal nudityYeah that was really weird
>>224234815Would you say 'it's a return to form'? Are you 'having a blast'?
>>224238880I didn't know the release schedule changed, good to hear this spam won't last as long as it did for the first two seasons.
THEY KEKED MY BOY DURINTHE NIGGER DWARF IS A WHORELMAO
>>224234887Well done, you lasted twenty seconds over five minutes before you took the mask off
amazon shows are somewhat of a second stringer in mainstream cultureI like ROP so I'll be picking this is up again
>>224234815>girl pawah icon on the posterthey can fuck themselveseven if RoP now has writing of turboTolkien and execution of my imagination on the alien drugs, the existence of good season will be used as legalisation card for s1 and s2And just to clarify: it is still unbelievable shit, fuck your shilling
>>224235138How did he know the lizard bird thing would fly down there before he even saw the orcs?
>>224234815Good morning saars.
>>224235155Well, sorry, that what we call in industry "le rule of not pre-shitting the bed"
>>224238880Not everything needs a general bruh
>>224242124It would get one if it was popular though, cope
>>224234815>Niggers
>>224234815>woman on the posteryeah fuck off this shit isn't back
>>224235155Do you get paid by word count? Holy shit noone is gonna watch you browned girlboss fantasy LOTR.
>>224235138Legolas was always shit even in the lotr. Only 12 years olds enjoy that gary stu faggot.Also, Bloom is a terrible actor
>>224234887Here you go, zoomie. Now go back eating rat poison for your next tiktok challenge.
>>224234815youtube grifters are gonna be eating good this month, right in time before christmas
>>224243160Do those videos do numbers anymore? Seems like nobody cares at this point other than the grifters themselves
>>224238731It's always cheap indian labor
how close is the story to the original? It seems like fan fic
>>224234815You can tell the marketing budget has been cut by billions of rupees because this and the other jeet shill thread in the catalog are the first threads I've seen in this shit since the last disaster season ended.
>>224234815I have only watched season 1 for the memes and the scene on the boat where the evil guy touches galadriel's lips was so sexy
Paid thread
Uh, why did galadriel decide to get fat in the off season? Did she have some anons babby or was she just pounding down the crisps?
>>224234815I can't believe they've made that fat mutt kid the witch-king. Like what the fuck. At least if he wears a mask I won't have to see his face.
Why the fuck is there a dwarf cuckoldry plot, who asked for this?
>>224236711You just admit you're indian and have a scat fetish.
>>224246046For women that's just what they consider normal romance. Guess who is writing this show?
>>224246046I did.
Rangs
>>224246024>Your staff is broken>Your dad's a nigger.
what even happened to the hobbits, did they kill them off, i am just hate watching it to see how bad it can get lmao
>>224246501They just fucked off I think. I've watched the first three episodes and there's no mention of them.
>>224246501they aren't in this season at all director said they might have a big part to play next season so they might have a cameo at the tail end of this one?
>>224246501i don't see much reason to have hobbits in any of the stuff happening currently
>>224240708He's autistic so he probably threw orcs off with the same speech until it finally happened the way he wanted.
>>224246200t. porn addict jeet that has read zero tolkien
>>224242978He was pretty good in pic.
>>224234815I don't care, Bezos. I'm not subscribing to Prime. Go fuck your fake tit wife.
>>224238684they are
