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/hor/ - Horror General  No.224283454
Unmasked edition

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Anonymous
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First for Leaving D.C.
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Anonymous
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Evil status?
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Anonymous
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>>224283477
Tucker & Dale'd
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>The Woods (2006)
Just realized I never posted about this despite checking it out last week (only horror watched so far this month). Whoever said it was "a version of Suspiria that strips away all its style" is absolutely right. I enjoyed the Susp/Evil Dead influences along with Bruce Campbell's appearance, but this just didn't do it for me. I'm guessing most people felt the same way after watching Bloody Tennis (even though I actually liked that one).
Not only are there lots of laugh out loud moments, the cast is cute yet the hot mom is underutilized. It's crazy how much quality waivers throughout; there are some admittedly great shots but then something stupid would happen two seconds later… they had $10mil to burn and it's no wonder the last 5-10 minutes are marginally better than the entire lead up to it, they probably spent half of it right there at the end. I wish the entire film had been like that.
Agnes Bruckner reminded me a bit of Angela Bettis from May (same director + Bettis has a voice cameo here) along with AnnaLynne McCord from Excision, two /hor/fu mainstays. Bruckner was easily the highlight and belongs in better horror. Oddly enough, watching this unlocked a buried memory of this short-lived crush I had on Rachel Nichols way back in 2011, even though she looked considerably different here.
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>>224283477
It's just been revoked
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Anonymous
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EEVVVIIILLLLLLL
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Anonymous
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*looms*
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Anonymous
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Me then: That face does not rub me the right way!
Me now:...that tagline does not rub me the right way. XD
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Anonymous
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>>224283704
blyat
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>>224283649
Evil this
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Anonymous
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>>224283649
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Anonymous
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>>224283555
>Whoever said it was "a version of Suspiria that strips away all its style" is absolutely right.

I definitely said something like that during an October /hor/ thread so may be me lol
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>>224283707
Me now: That face rubs me the right way!
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Anonymous
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>>224284304
>Screens fill his browser. Opened up to tranny porn
>He takes his pants off. Tosses them right on the floor
>then when he's found what he's gooning to
>climaxing soon as he tugs it
>fap till you goon
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Anonymous
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>>224284487
fap to you coom*
FUCK how did I miss that?
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Anonymous
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>>224284518
too busy thinking about strokin' I guess
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Anonymous
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 No.224284574
when did this board become so unfunny
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Anonymous
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>>224284574
15 years ago
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Anonymous
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>>224283249
Humans. They're the most terrifying predators on earth after all.
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Anonymous
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>>224285168
What kinds of people? cultists? hypnotized people?
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Anonymous
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>>224285211
Midges
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Anonymous
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>>224285238
How many could a final girl take on?
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Anonymous
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>>224283477
Out for devilery
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>>224285296
As many as she can take
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Anonymous
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>>224285745
daddarios mammarios
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>>224285238
>humans fighting midges with guns
literally Phantasm
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The dual queens of horror!
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>ACK!
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>>224285983
who the fuck are those
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>>224286188
Add this chick to the brow chart btw
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Evil Dead Burn was better on rewatch
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Do you wanna paaartay?
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Anonymous
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>>224286594
That depends on what time it is
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Anonymous
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>>224285745
>DO YOUR THANG, CUZ
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Anonymous
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>>224286319
Can't see shit, captain
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Anonymous
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>>224286804
That quote lives in my roommate's head rent free, she hates it
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Anonymous
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what are the best revenge-related horror movies?
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Anonymous
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>>224283707
... Stephen Rea?
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Anonymous
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>>224287044
Pumpkinhead
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