>friend: "There's no games to play, games are fucking dead.">check his most played games>Dota 2: 20,000 hours>Path of Exile: 5,000 hours>Warframe: 3,000 hours>CS:GO: 2,000 hours>Hearthstone Battlegrounds: 1,000 hours>friend: "Recommend me a game, anon. I want a game with a good story and it can't be a button-mashers like those action games, Souls-likes, and Metroidvanias you play">"Well, maybe you should try Final Fantasy Tactics. It's pretty chill an-">friend: "I will not play anything Final Fantasy">"Ok, then how about getting into Metal Gea-">friend: "I will not play anything Kojima">"Fatal Frame, Boktai, Ace Combat, Furi, Hotline Miami, MMBN, Pathologic, Valkyrie profile, Tenchu, Xenogears, 999, Suikoden, Odin Sphere, Nocturne, Terranigma">friend: "Those games look boring"Well, fuck you. Go back to Dota 2, you fucking sperg.
>>729452776>There's no games to play, games are fucking deadThe people that say this invariably have shit taste and aren't even aware of games that exist outside the AAA sphere
you did recommend him boring games. he has the right idea
>>729453123Pretty much.
>>729453320>>729453438He asked for games with no "button-mashing" and good storyHe literally ASKED for it
>>729452776You can't check someone's Hearthstone playtime so... what other parts of your story are made up?
Is /v/ a cyborg or android board?
>>729450706kino
>>729420408someone lost his job lol
>>729449950>>729450109slutty gal Gally with too much makeup and a shitty blonde dye job is growing on me.
The venus gun from 2020's mars chronicle might look familiar. It was on cover art from the early 90s.
>>729447697>crazyfishbones if anyone is curiousthey even watermark the generated images lmao. AIfags are such thieves
Should goblins and orcs come from the same source or should they be separate species?
>>729452773>dotted paperwtf lol
>>729452939>Turns out goblins are actually a part of the succubus family Actually you just got unlucky. Goblins are there own species but by mating with other species they take on the characteristics of the outsider male.There are many goblin subspecies because of thisOrc gobs (hob goblins)Human gobsHarpy gobsWeregobs (eastern kobolds)Dragon gobs (Western kobolds)Fairy gobs Demon gobs (imps)And of course succubus gobs
>>729453415Post the full fagot
>>729453275They don't because he can't lift the other guy.
>>729453415ahh, now this is the kind of goblin deviance i can enjoy. bless you, anon
>Developer reuses animations for multiple different creatures
>>729453191they can
>>729449329Did he parry that?
>>729439583https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-Ntt1cA1o4
>>729439538>engineering students when a woman enters a room.
>>729446569>Game has same sex romance options.
Redpill me on Puyos. Why is this basic-ass puzzle game so popular? Have I been missing out?
>Basic assIt's hard to master. Try playing any puyo game against the japanese.
Play Kamidori and get 100% completion
>>729452240>Play KamidoriYes, anon.>and get 100% completionNo, anon.
>>729452240Trying to 100% this broke me
Videogames?
>>729453486Yes, this is a videogame.
>>729453486Retard?
Post your carts, critique your carts, shill your gems.
>>729453242Even the first one is a mediocre game, the rest are lower quality than thoseif you want to try anyPirate them
Another thread ruined by people responding to some "lady" who only plays shmups
I haven't played a FPS since forever, any recommendations like Quake 2? everything I find is doom inspired.
>>729433389Megabonk is not in early access.
>>729453256This is what I have installed dude>>729453372My calendar has zero porn games or VNs in it. Clearly the steam algorithm knows you're a degenerate.
The Phantom Pain
>>729452267Cope, and now show proof. Also, these games are not AAA, like RDR2
>>729452840>glorified farcryslop>10/10 gameplay
>>729452525thank you balls expert
>>729452967This is what ai told me. If you say rdr2 has highest lag, you are also believing the ai, not realising it makes stuff up. Atleast I told it to check online.There isn’t a single official “input lag world record” list for AAA video games the way there is for speedruns or sales, but based on reported measurements and player‑verified complaints online, one recent AAA title stands out for unusually high input lag compared to most games: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim – Nintendo Switch 2 port (2025)Players are reporting extremely high input lag on this version — in some cases up to nearly a full second of delay between pressing a button and seeing action on screen, which makes the game feel sluggish and, for some, effectively unplayable. �GamesRadar+This level of delay is far above what most AAA titles present (where even bad cases are often tens of milliseconds), and is being widely criticized in community discussions and news coverage. �GamesRadar+Why it matters: Typical AAA games aim for input response measured in dozens of milliseconds (ms). Input lag approaching hundreds of ms or ~1 second is extraordinarily high and far beyond normal performance expectations. Comparisons to other AAA titlesMortal Kombat: Legacy Kollection (2025)Not as extreme as Skyrim’s Switch 2 port, but significant issues have been reported, for example ~108ms input lag on PS5 — much higher than what’s normal for fighting games, though still under a tenth of a second. �GamesRadar+Historical measurementsOlder tests of games like Battlefield and Call of Duty on earlier consoles show input lag in the range of ~50–150ms — noticeable but not near the extreme of the Skyrim case. �Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
In Ocarina of Time, is becoming a sage an allegory for dying? Did all the sages die trying to stop Ganondorf?
>>729453209>Link is also dead in majora's maskno
>>729453237Yeah I'm just makin a goof, but the image is silly enough for me to now consider it headcannon
Zelda was the 7th sage. Did she fucking die? No. There yah go.
>>729453423She had triforce powers though
>>729453423adult zelda was dead she was a ghost that's how she could instantly appear and disappear as sheik
Let me guess, you need more?
>>729450278GRUG SEE FELLOW GRUG. BONK IS GOOD.
*solves melee combat
>>729448710>yanking it out is going to be a bitchwould it be a bitch? they're not hooks, they're straight spikes
>>729451091the exile curved greatsword was awesome thoughever
>>729453086Striking beak > Axe head
Does anyone genuinely side with Palworld on this besides contrarian snoys?
>>729452810If I were op I'd be shilling Palworld and calling you a tendie.But hey, why don't you tell us all your hobbies? You do have more than just shitposting, right? You don't dedicate your life to this, right?
>>729437679Yes, everyone except NintoddIers.Also lmao at 4chan trying to censor the word nintoddIers.
>>729451617Probably because the games are 99.99999% identical and they don't need you to buy two, it's just a cheap excuse to have a few different mons and make you trade with friends to make it a social experience.It's also a non-issue since Gen 4 with global trading. Now you don't even need friends and a link cable like you did back in the day, you can just go online and trade with anyone on earth. I never got why people act like you need to buy 2 games and 2 systems and trade with yourself like its some evil plot, it was just a way to make kids be social and hype the game up among friends.Now something like loot boxes, season passes, FOMO or microtransactions? Those are greedy as fuck, yet Gamefreak doesn't do any of that. The company is more stupid than they are evil.
>>729453126Don't look up how to get the Kalos Megas in ZA
Capcom lost the lawsuit claiming Fighter's History was infringing on Street Fighter.
What are your favourite liminal spaces in video games?Like the Cinnabar Mansion that Claude is still trying to get through.
>>729449318God, what a pile of shit.
>>729346264>YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE SECRET KEYS IN THE MANSION it's right here god damn are you fucking blind stop shouting>WHERE IS THE KEY EGG-MAN?JUST PICK IT UP YOU..YOU...DOUBLE DIGGER
>>729449318Has a creepy laboratory vibe to it. Actually very fitting considering that Pokemon Mansion was where horrific experiments were performed on Mew.
>>729452762kek
>fast-paced high-octane hardcore FPS gameplay>complex and engaging storylines full of plot-twists and cool moments>community full of hardcore gamers who arent afraid of insults and banterWhy do we hate Call of Duty again?
>turns off level requirements for gear>installs Friendly HUD>turns off minimapit's gamin time
>>729451812>>turns off minimapWhat's the point? Unless you remake the entire map and quest pointers. Not criticizing, just curious.
>>729452262this is still better than the entire place being unanimously level 10, and practically everything always matching your level
>>729453135the Friendly HUD mod shows the objective markers on the actual terrain. No need to keep looking at the map.
>>729453316On the other hand, you could just get rid of the levels entirely and focus on making the enemies an actual threat.You could still have character progression, like the games with the actual good combat do, and mix it up with the story elements, boom, game of the century recipe.
>minimapi hate this fucking thing, give me a compass instead.
The remake ruined the atmosphere of the lake. The original's sickly green tint made the it look exactly like the kind of lake you wouldn't want to be on. The remake is just a regular lake.
>>729451539RE4HD is the better remake, deal with it.
>>729451184>unc mad at new game cos it’s not like the good ol’ daysGood grief…
>>729451184Some people actually refer to it as a demake
>>729452064Exciting
fr
What was the best city?
>>729452948Origins, Odyssey, Valhalla, Mirage, and Shadows are all "modern titles". They're the definition of nuAC.>Bloated country maps.>Combat that is more about abilities and dodging.>RPG damage numbers.>No or less focus on tools.>Dumbed down stealth and parkour mechanics.>The ability to make non-canon dialogue choices.
>>729446119Rome kinda sucked to be honest, the urban parts were cool but too much of it was just plains and hills that you had to traverse with your slow ass horse. I would've much preferred it if they made the inhabited city part bigger and just trimmed everything else out. the vatican district was one of the visual highlights of the city and they gave you fuckall to do there besides a couple assassination contracts, not even any shops present there.I would've also been happy if they let you go back and freeroam in Venice and Florence, they ported like half of each city over anyway for the Christina flashbacks.
Jerusalem.https://youtu.be/xb0bePwmJdUhttps://youtu.be/D-3bKfXAays
Firenze... home...Venice was great too though and Forli had some fantastic atmosphere despite its small size
>>729453473Venice is good until you have to do any swimming.
>filter>protagonist: male>proactive, smartNow we're gaming.
Shirou Nasuverse would obliterate all of these jobbers with his superior autism
>faggler
What causes this much of brand decay?, New Generations having more T?
>>729452372I like fap nights
>>729444134Fredina is extremely sexy
>>729453132Anon she is a bear...robot.
Are the fan games even good?
>>729451609I still would nu-Foxy
You're telling me after all of the bullshit Henry did for these nobles he still didn't get knighted?
>seeks coexistence between humans and monsters>most monsters eat humansIs she stupid? I feel like if this game didn't come packaged with over 100 vore scenes I would've been able to hear her out.
Has the newest game been translated into English yet?
>>729448604succubus village basically.
>>729450447POTATOESMASH EMBOIL EMSHTICK EM IN A STEW
>>729450939Why are there potatoes in a medieval fantasy world?
>>729445654Can't Vamps just live off semen too? Also, fuck this new captcha system.