>Makes 300milly in a few years with shitty overpriced late ports>still not enough>cancel everythingthere's a quote about greed in nearly every scripture known to man, and that's fucking sony
>withhold release of your games on PC for a year or two>WAAAAAH WHY PC PLAYERS DON'T WANT TO BUY OUR 2 YEARS OLD GAMES FOR $80 WE CANCEL OUR PC INITIATIVE!!!!!!! lel bunch of retardsi swear to god Sony must be one of the dumbest companies out there, it's a miracle that they are still in the game not even talking about stuff like canceling their games when they're about to be finished or pouring hundreds of millions into games like concord, they had Bloodborne that so many people been begging to be released on PC or at least improved version on next gen consolesthey could release PC versions along with console versions and make unlimited ammount of money but MUH TIMED EXCLUSIVITY
>>736433827hasn't been the case in a while now.
>>736403994Maybe they should make actual games
>>736403994>delay games by 1 year on pc>surprised when they don't sell as wellI hate journos so fucking much
>>736404980I don't buy any consoles where piracy is not possible thougheverbeit
*heavy breathing*
>>736430743It was in rdr2
>>736430575
>>736432283i hope so
>>736430575now this are some gamer mechanics
>>736431971and it's unrealistic too
Today is Easter, which means it's Yoshi's day.
>>736431409haha
>>736431409i want to see yoshi pass an egg through his egg hole
>>736431409Yoshi isn't a rabbit or Jesus
>>736434105I vastly prefer sunny side up to any form of scrambled.
>>736434105why do British scrambled eggs look like grits?
>>736433530Ezlo wouldn't be an effective condom, he'd just spew the jizz out of his beak
>>736433601But you get shota x loli and unbirthing in the same image
>>736434032Leave.
https://youtu.be/K_Ln7VpB1c0?si=H4vdqeSYiCfWyMTp
>>736433530>>736433601You know, actually... that kinda fits. The beak could be the little nub at the tip and Ezlo could be yelling at Link but he's not listening and equipped Ezlo by mistake. There's genuine potential for something raunchy here.
I just finished Pokemon Firered, what do you think of my team?
>>736434391People who box their starters aren't original or cool, they're wretched agents of evil.
there's a cockroach on your wall
>>736434705>Game series about experimenting with and training hundreds of party members>”hmmmm yes I will use the same Pokemon reskinned in every game ;)”
>>736434825WHERE!!!?????
Play Trickcal.
>>736433778They get recorded and become part of the replay
should i be buying houses other than the one that gave me Maid Crepe?
>>736433720>>736434528I don't see the point in buying any other houses besides Crepe's unless you want to decorate and flex to other Masters how much shit you have (who probably don't visit other people's houses anyway).
>>736434528some give +1 favorite slots. or if you like the way they look
>>736434759>picreli was looking for it, actually, thanks>houses >>736434815i was thinking about buying the one with the big poster slot to put something there. but since i haven't been playing for a while, and just returned on april 1st, im kinda dry for crystals. i guess i should push habanero and poblano campaigns and finally buy it
>Timmy Tencent on suicide watch>Vishnu on suicide watch
>>736434956>press no>steam doesn't startmoney stolen
>>736433856Unreal stutter 5 will finally be kill
>>736434090no one asked you, shekelberg
I don't think I've ever looked at recommended specs since games were sold in the store in boxes.If a game doesn't work on my computer I just give a bad review and refund, this will probably only help devs.
>>736433856Now make posting hardware and average framerate mandatory for reviews. Total poorfag death.
Is it actually that bad?
>>736409542>People seem to not realize this one simple trick.>Doesn't work with Online,IT'S ALMOST AS IF THEY DO KNOW THIS SIMPLE TRICK BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE OF THIS ONE FUCKING CATCH
>>736409542Normies genuinely think like this and act like this.
>>736409542It does work with online friend rooms. Just not the worldwide/race mode specifically or whatever you want to call it
>>736408752I'm tired of /v/ overanalyzing games in the search of the next big thing. The users have the same attitude as talent agents, but without any of the social feedback to wrangle them in. This goes for conversations on the Internet as a whole. It also leads to me pointing out the hypocrisy of championing indie darlings while pressuring them to perform to the same levels of "hype" over and over again.These thoughts came up because, ultimately, no amount of money (w.r.t. both indies and AAA studios) can buy "lightning in a bottle". This game could get better or worse - for now, it's fun and fine. I'm not a fan of rating by scales, so I'll just say that if I played this at an arcade, I would be satisfied with my time and money spent.
definitely not close to being worth $80 or even $70. its fun for like the first 5 hours but then becomes so fucking boring. i know people like to jerk off the music but i feel like it was a complete downgrade from mk8 soundtrack. most tracks in mkw sound the same or are just remixes of tracks ive heard for like a decade from other mario games
Why did these type of action games die out
>>736429373The games were too hard for the average person. Literally.
>>736429373I think it's because they are seen as button mashers, and you can definitely play them as one if you don't care about score. The good part of the game is not obvious.
>>736433486The games aren't bad. And they have incredible depth. But the core mechanics are hard for normal people to get immersed in, and it's something you have to be somewhat autistic about to want to spend time understanding/mastering.
>>736434847Will have to take your word on that one, anon. I don't play furry shit.
>>736429373They are seriously difficult to design and develop, and most players don't want mechanical depth or high difficulty in their video games.Capcom searched for a middle ground with DMC5 where the game retained deep and complex movesets/combos but without being difficult, and it resulted in by far the most successful game in the genre, but it STILL wasn't successful enough to warrant a sequel.
Play T*les
I would have taken her as a party member over that stupid annoying kid any day of the week.
>>736434729I'd rather get rid of Raven. Keep him as a fun NPC, but get the guy out of here because he's fucking junk to play as.
>>736434578Of course, it's the GOAT of 2D Tales.
>>736419276Are there people who actually liked Arise?
>>736434578It's my favorite one.
Goge Vandire did nothing wrong.
>>736433441Not 100% sure but think you can thank Vandire for that. A Highlord who nearly made himself a new emperor , after that mess Hereticus took partly control of the Sisterhood which were Ecclesiarch-only before (and mostly created as a way to sidestep the "No MEN under weapons for the Ecclesiarch" rule)
>>736430197based fellow coomfag destroyer
>>736421505Chorda
>>736433689I think you have your timeline mixed up, I just read Vandire's page on lexicanum and he instituted the Daughters-Brides-Sisters of the Emperor in the first place. Sebastian Thor then turned them into the Adeptas Sororitas after Vandire was killed to circumvent the rule so that the Ecclesiarchy could have its own military, but also apparently let the Ordo Hereticus claim them as their Chamber Militant
>“Americans shoot things and they blow up and the like, so as you’d expect, they make games like that,” Miyazaki stated. “If someone is the enemy, it’s okay to kill endless numbers of them. Lord of the Rings Online is like that. If it’s the enemy, there’s killing without separation between civilians and soldiers. That falls within collateral damage.”>Miyazaki claimed that such projects are a dangerous addition to public discourse because they diminish the value of human life by weaponising the audience through gameified violence. >“How many people are being killed in attacks in Afghanistan? The Lord of the Rings Online is a game that has no problem doing that [not separating civilians from enemies, apparently]. If you read the original work, you’ll understand, but in reality, the ones who were being killed are Asians and Africans. Those who don’t know that, yet say they love fantasy games are idiots.”>“Even in Indiana Jones and the Great Circle, there is a white guy who, ‘bang,’ shoots people, right? Japanese people who go along and enjoy with that are unbelievably embarrassing,” he explained. “You are the ones that, ‘bang,’ get shot. Playing [those games] without any self-awareness is unbelievable. There’s no pride, no historical perspective. You don’t know how you are viewed by a country like America.”he's right you know
>>736417628This old man should study his own culture and history. Samurai android their lords are famous for their cruelty and slaughtering everyone, just to make a point. I don’t blame them, war is war, and there isn’t no second place, you win or you lose.He is a talented animation director, a genius even, but also an asshole boomer high on his own farts and wrong about everything.
>>736417628Everything about this dude is PTSD from growing up in post WW2 Japan. He has nothing of value to really say that hasn't been said better elsewhere
>>736429456"ontologically evil" is a fun phrase to say as I blow your brains out for being my enemy, enemy.
>>736432325Every hurricane season the US begs for aid and support despite living in homes made of papier mache and cardboard
>>736417628I can't wait for this faggot to die so anime can start healing.
There's nothing to play!
>>736434154
>>736434154Play the Mega Man 1 hack
is it really that good?
>>736433542if you say so nigger my eyes were actually open when i played 2-5 so i know UE5 grift slop when i see it
Never played a musou game, which one is a good starting point
>>7364339313 or 4Everything after misses the point to varying degrees
>>736434884you mean dynasty warriors 3 or 4? I don't know anything about the genre
>>736435008no one piece warriors 4
Susie from Planet Robobot, the best Kirby game.
I'm surprised they didn't cash in on a Susie amiibo for Air Riders.
>>736432830It’s a shame, it probably would have been the best selling of the Air Riders amiibo just for the fanservice. I know I would definitely buy one!
too fat to be an amiibo.
>>736424459Nightmare in Dream Land is surprisingly dog-shit when stacked against the original game, best way to play Kirby's Adventure is through the 3D Classics version on 3DS. All of the fancy NES graphical effects that the GBA version did not reprise, none of the NES slowdowns.
>>736422303I wouldn't say best game but definitely best or second best girl.
>new Spider-Man >new God of War>new Uncharted>new Astrobot>new Gran Turismo>new Ratchet and ClankNone of those are EVER coming to PC either. We're looking at another Golden Face Era. Then there's the 3rd party games coming on PS6:>new Elder Scrolls >new Fallout>new WitcherComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>736426181Don't forget your Kojima PS6 kino, sir
>>736432791GT7 sold 14M copies so a lot of people
>>736433074They've already slapped down the GameCube and Wii U.
>>736426181>Then there's the 3rd party games coming on PS6:>>new Elder ScrollsOP is a delusional faggot
>>736433197KINO day one purchase
If you're listening to the unwarranted hate online and not giving Marathon a real chance, you're doing yourself a massive disservice.
>>736434467>People who like the game are playing it and having fun>People who dont like the game arent playing it because they dont find it fun.Wow who would have fucking guessed.
>>736433604It's not Marathon 4, therefore I will never give a shit about it. No hate, just absolute disinterest in the genre they used.
>>736433604I think we'll survive without it
Trying to meme every western game to fail because of anti-dei culture war bs isn’t going to turn the tide. If they are willing to lose 100’s of millions for their cause 1trillion is a drop in the bucket to them.
>>736434873>It's not Marathon 4Fuck off secondary >Implying Infinity wasn't already completely at odds with the first two games and heavily retcon themMarathon 2026 is far more respectful and a sequel to Durandal than Infinity
This is messed up, wtf
>>73642686534 year old women do NOT look like this.
>>736433107True. European women usually look better. Lea is 40 here btwWe know youre some brazillian watching in horror how your hispanic women decay like zombies after hitting 30
ew
>>736426865Skin issue
>>736428035>Random fucking blotches with a piss filter but it's ok because muh painting Yes. Hideous.The game is hideous.
How does /v/ feel knowing all those prized games hoarded away on HDDs, disks, flash drives are just one scratch or accidental drop away from disappearing forever?
That's why you have multiple drives in case one has an accident. Then you simply buy another and clone from one of your others
>>736434484Then I just don't drop them, like you fantasize about dropping soap in prison.
>>736434484How the fuck you scratch or drop an HDD?
>>736434961You put it in an external HDD enclosure, and you drop it when your dog kicks your room door open.
Why aren't there any video games based on the Spanish Civil War?
>>736414130Stanley G Payne, maybe.
>>736434804No? All leftists, and basically everybody else, agrees that Nazis started world war 2 and that World war 2 killed about 80 million people.
>>736434862Is this what they teach you dumb yankees? Are you going to blame Iran for Israel war too?
>>736434737USSR lostRussia lostChina is a communist dictatorshipDemocracy rules
>>736434862yeah dude , the japs genociding the chinese is totally on the nazis.Smartest communist right there.
