Things you can say on /v/, but not during a date with your girlfriend .
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i hate everything that you like
>>736190043>i hate everything that you like
"LEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOYYYYY JEEEEENNNNKIIIIIINNNNNSSSSS"
Hi baby. You wanna play DOOM with us? Heh...You dont even know who made that game? We did.
>>736191509Name one (1) shooter from the past 5 years that is better than DOOM
>>736191768>they gave thembold assumption
>>736191775>WOOAHHHH I'm WALKIN down the heckin hallarino!!!>WOW AN ENEMY I JUST AIM AND SHOOT>OMG!!! A HEALTH PACKYea bro real cool game. Doom is dated as shit, looks and plays like an aged pile of diarrhea. Pretty much any modern game tagged with "boomer shooter" out classes it 100 fold. Why do you think they failed so badly trying to update the franchise. The base gameplay loop only appeals to retards in their 40s whp shit in their bucket chair and drool on themselves.
>>736192013you are mad kek
>>736191509>>736192013why the fuck is some random zoomer crashing out over the greatest video game ever made
is this the best kirby game ever made?
>>736191740I haven't liked Kirby since Adventure on the NES, and this was the best one since then yeah.
>>736191740YesSwitch 2 version
>>736192038s2 version is BEAUTIFUL visually speaking
>>736191740Super Star and Planet Robobot exist.
>Has no reason to be in the new Mario movie>Many people who loved and hated it unanimously agreed that he was the best part of the damn filmGive him new game he's earned it. I guess just don't make it Star Fox 64 again because while I don't play his games, that's like the main criticism I keep seeing with Fox's new games
>>736189625both GC era games are kinda fucky on the development side of things which is definitely going to color peoples opinions nowadayspersonally i replayed Adventures and Assault a ton when i was younger FUCK THE TEST OF STRENGTH but its been so fucking long since I played Assault last i have no idea how well it holds up>>736191861I think I was missing a single ending for Commandyes i replayed that shit multiple times and I had fun
Also, they made "Ace Combat but it's a Starfox game". That was Command. You people aren't playing these games.
>>736191589Retard-kun, if you really think mouse controls in a shooting game are worse than Skyward Sword or Star Fox Zero's control schemes then you're beyond fucking braindead.>handheldNigger. Don't move the goalposts. Mouse controls wouldn't be in handheld mode. And you don't even need a desk for the joycons you dumbass. Christ you're stupid.
>>736180337>Give him new gameHe is getting one, it leaked. First game of the summer lineup apparently.
>>736186771>jury riggedIt truly is a doggy dog world out there
It's not just the same map and same engine, it's the exact same fucking plot too>After a millennia, Ganon has awakened>An Ancient, Advanced race that fought ganon in ancient times has left their technology scattered about, you have the special ability to utilize it to its fullest potential>you are given most of these abilities in the tutorial, unlocking quality of life ones later>Ganons forces have also co-opted some of it, though>In an act of self-sacrifice, Zelda has been indisposed for an inordinately long time in an effort to help stop Ganon>(optional) You most travel all over the map to collect Zelda's memories to piece together what happened>(Optional) you must travel to the realms of the Zora, Gorons, Rito, and Gerudo to help them with a problem and acquire a special power from one of their long dead Champions who fought Ganon long ago>(Optional, some fucking how) you lost The Master Sword and you have to find it>People eat it the fuck upHow did they get away with this? What are the odds the next game in the series uses this plot again?
Right, but all those games that used the same plot as a Link to the Past are just fine.
>>736191624never as blatant as this one was. they'll follow the outline it set, sure, but this one copies the plot of the last almost beat-for-beat
>>736191394they found a formula that made them shitloads of moneytheres a real possibility that the future of the zelda series is gonna be this now
>>736191694At least they added a lot of new gameplay stuff. Or do you have complaints about that too oh who am I kidding of course you do.
>>736191990nah I actually think TotK gameplay is better than BotWthe plot is ass though.
How would you get out of this situation?
>>736190345yes, and it needs to be some real sloshers
>>736191363you got an easy one, mine was trying to figure out who makes up /cum/ on /int/i don't even fucking go on /int/. i don't even know what's there. and i'm kindof scared to find out, honestly.
>>736190287>>736190345slopping big tits onto flat characters is cringe
>>736189909>>736190695https://youtu.be/PzbH4FPmICk?si=YFCyYAkT48aZneXU
>>736192057>paizuri music starts playing>get excited>it's not a paizuri scene
Who is the best Resident Evil girl, in your view?
>>736187817You just can’t respect something that has tits, theyre so dumb looking. Lol gods a woman and he actually takes the form of a man when speaking, got some serious mental issues those girls do because not even the pieces of shit he forces into existence will respect him or listen to him talk for longer than 0.1 seconds without getting bored.
>>736187187>>736187312trvke
>You just can’t respect something that has tits, theyre so dumb looking. Lol gods a woman and he actually takes the form of a man when speaking, got some serious mental issues those girls do because not even the pieces of shit he forces into existence will respect him or listen to him talk for longer than 0.1 seconds without getting bored.
>>736186360new claire looks retarded...
>>736182750Hey retard do you mean their IRL model or in game? If in game then it's Excella Gionne or Rebecca Chambers with Jill and Sheva as a close 3rd and 4th. If you're talking about their IRL model then it's Claire.
Kliff Mcduff (that's really his name btw) will go down as the worst protagonist in gaming history
>>736189084Yeah, because the point of this thread is to praise the game, retard
It makes sense when you realize this was meant to be an mmo early on with customization, so the mc has to be pretty barebones.
Generic McActionman needs a buzzcut and has to be voiced by Troy Baker.
>>736184053>t. man-hating troon
Kliff is barely even a character. I don't think they could've made a more generic character if they tried. Dude's a fucking plank of wood. Genuinely no fucking clue why they didn't just make the protagonist a create-a-character and be done with it.
I don't think this would happen.
brapmaxxers aside chie was my first choice in p4 i found her attitude cute and endearing P5 i picked hifumi cause shes a cute sperg
incredibly indian-coded thread ngl
>>736192043but it's a german fetish
>>736186678Time is speeding up but any discussion is immediately shut down by bots screeching "ITz cuS uR gEtTiNg OlDeRrrRR" but everyone has noticed it and there's not shit we can do about it.
>>736188436>tatoointo the trash
>>736185454Sacrifices must be made for the cause, the Briarhearts knew this going into it.
>>736182709Literally just fodder to kill endlessly. I've basically genocided them and I have no idea who they are or what they're about
modding all the forsworn into women for the skimpy outfits
>>736182709I managed to kill them all via the hidden quest options. That 1v7 was brutal on Master after i killed Madanach. It gave me time to equip my items before going in the city and get instantly attacked by 7 savages.
>>736189069>Thalmor invades Imperial City >Empire stop giving a shit about other provinces>Forsworn takes over Markarth >Jarl calls a Nord militia to retake the city>Ulfric and co kill them all >Jarl gives the right to citizens to worship Talos again>Thalmor finds out >Ulfric arrested and go back to Windhelm >Ulfric kills High King >time skip>Ulfric arrested again at Darkwater crossings>Hey you, you're finally awake.
>world of warcraft addict is a racist and later turns in to politics, for real for realdude everytime
>>736191975when you get killed by horde invaders while trying to do your job you learn pretty quick that not all humanoids are made equally. hang orc babies by their dreadlocks
For me, it's the system shock remake...still not as good as the enhanced edition but is different enough to worth a couple playthroughs
>>736191676Probably Pirates! from Sid Meier. I cannot imagine touching the original.
Final Fantasy XIV announces crossover with Final Fantasy XI. Dual subs and a new character creator in XI to more closely match XIV's, so that the same adventurer can be in both games.https://youtu.be/b9x-4JxSxjQ
>>736190267yeah this years aprils fools joke is really bad, probably the worst one of all time on this site
>>736189029>>736189410Try Elemental Eureka stuff Idk, this is hard because nothing in the game dyes like that yet
>>736191256this is the best i've gotten so far. still a lot of boots to go through in the database though. those do tick a lot of boxes though. i'll add it to the list
>>736182257This sounds like it's time to use my last fanta and go back to FemHroth again for inventory +1, as Malequote isn't really doing much for me these days.What are the odds that 7.5 will bring more ways to get crystal paste for the relic weapons, by the way? I'm lazy and not really wanting to run 58 more runs of Satasha if I can help it to optimize my playtime.
>>736191949they won't nerf the paste requirements till 8.0. they haven't nerfed the aetherwells yetalso, male miqo to femhroth is a strange jump. are you a woman?
Any other 1 hit wonders in the industry?
>>736188953How many games have they released? I only know about Outer Wilds. It's not really fair to call a developer a one hit wonder if they only have developed 1 game
>>736189204>I lack knowledge of a noteworthy and successful game>I am the chad pepe>you are the cringe wojak
>>736184443>Hit upon a great new niche>Irrevocably fuck everything up with the sequel
>>736184443Really the original 6 games. Everything after has been a mediocre port or spinoff.
>>736190386CIA spyware from mexico
Play Trickcal.
>>736191065funded by blackrock
>>736191065What art style
Why does Speaki want to be Ner so bad?
>>736191413I didn't say that I hate it, but I'm not going to call a rose by any other name.
just started trickcal 2 days ago!they just give you the speaki pet now and it squeaks in koreanalso does everyone playing want to fuck chibis or am i just weird?
>there's.. like police and security cameras and stuff>this is fascism...
>>736188903Ah yes like the ethnically pure Balkan countries that now have Nepalis, Thais, Russians, Chinese, Indians, Arabs, Africans...
>>736169932Yes, because it is. Mostly because "Democracy" like most political terminology has no rigid definition and you can spin it to mean almost whatever you like. Stop repeating retarded gotcha from people that don't know what they're talking about.
>>736146014>be faith>having to deal with swats arming themselves with neostead 2000 and remington m870 shotguns and 50. cal barrett snipers and assortment amount of rifles>somehow still defeats themHow did she do it? and was that much firepower necessary for an Asian girl like her?
>>736182063Even to this day boomers try making media basically telling zoomers as bluntly as possible to take a shower and deprogram themselves, or at the very least question authority more. Most of them think of “being counterculture” or “being rebellious” as sucking a different flavor of corpodick than the other guys. Sad that they unironically can’t imagine a world that isn’t like what we have. Sci-fi authors were all 100% right.
>>736191351>How did she do it?she runs faster than bullets
The new update is outYou can now smooch the monsters
>>736191348PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME
>>736191235Yeah, during an AMA he mentioned the idea of her joining the party where she either pops up around holes around the building to help out or followed your around by descending from the ceiling off-screen. So I could see why the idea would be hard to implement.Wish there was just a bit more dialogue with her in general though. Thought she had one of the strongest scenes in the game after you help her, seeing her come to terms with her new form and being able to laugh at the absurdity of the situation while also facing the fact that her old life as she knew it is gone.
>>736191348>>736191519>>736191590>go look up R34 just out of sick curiosity>expect mostly "normal" stuff with extra tentacles, at most some vore and semi-joke stuff like >>736180056>instead it's a grotesque gallery of absolutely vile tranny art, gay sex, obese hairy Sam, all in the most disgusting artstyle you can imagine coming from the deepest depths of BlueSkyGenuinely repugnant.
>>736191856Man, it's so unfair that some people retain their minds along with such powerful fully functioning forms, while other people just turn into barely functioning piles of meat.
Is Marcus' face meant to look fish-like? Because that's hilarious.
Are AAA games getting shittier or did we just grow up?
remember to water your old wallpapers or this could happen to you
>>736190406they're shittier, if they weren't shittier I wouldn't be enjoying old games this much
>>736190406Entropy is a bitch eh
>>736190406>producing wine is... bad! its terrible!
>Create the hottest playable character in your (gacha) game>Just to exist only as a April fools joke and not a permanent unitI'm mad, actually.
For me, it's Maiden.
>>736191051But the only gacha with better designs are Blue Archive and GBF. It is hard to beat these two
>>736190837Should have started the game late like I did, this is where the real gameplay is at>Push as far as you can with a growing deficit (20%-30%). Pretty much never under 20%>Missing meta nikkes and you can't invest on everyone since you're giga lacking in dolls/maintenance itemsIt's actually pretty fun to do, I've caught up to Ziz and have been between pushing on 25%-30% deficit in the 3 last chapters or so. Then it's a looooong pause until you pass whatever wall.Fuck the tiny balls at high deficit though.
>>736191418>It's actually pretty fun to do,Pushing hard mode late game was fun but the gameplay needed something more than just taking coverAlso some balance because it is snoozfest at lower difficulty and is impossible at high deficit without the right Nikke, ex:True Damage dealer (Eunhwa) against Ziz
is this smug faggot's game ever getting an official translation?
Yiff in hell, furfag.
We can't have nice things so probably not.
>>736191556soon
