How would you get out of this situation?
>>736207216She is but if you input a cheatcode found on Steams game discription on the menu she gets massive honkers
>>736207571Yes, but it's machine translated.
>>736198612You don't have to play the original games but a big part of Paradox is right there in the name. You won't fully understand everything that's happening if you go in completely blind but understanding everything isn't really required because it still works as a self-contained story.
>>736193539Looks like it's still being made
>>736208567>woman with small breastsWhoa there, does he want to get permanently banned from steam? Women who don't have big tits aren't real women and you are a rapist and a pedophile if you think otherwise.
>my favorite game of all time is FactorioWhat type of person do you imagine?
>>736205747https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8vFXshafmw
>>736205862>>736205992I never realized you can actually automate blueprints. I just pasted the ghosts and then manually put everything down for the whole game.
>>736207972You never made bots?
>>736207972bro didn't unlock bots
>>736205747an introvert autist, but a kind soul. Factorio is based and I respect people who are good at it.
I just watched The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, and I rate it a 10/10.I brought my Nintendo Switch 2 with me into the IMAX auditorium, and played Star Fox while waiting for the movie to start.Snoys are not invited to this thread.
>>736205010Based and same fellow Nintensissie. I had a blast and would recommend this masterpiece to anyone.
I went to the movie all dressed up in my suit.I wore the large The Super Mario Galaxy Movie t-shirt under a light-blue and white plaid buttoned shirt.I chose that buttoned shirt because it was nearly the same color as Rosalina.I wore my usual suit jacket over that, and I wore my blue denim jeans, my Oreo socks, and my fancy brown shoes.
>>736206234No snoys allowed.
Here is the salad that I ate while watching The Super Mario Galaxy Movie.
>>736208250What is betterman doing there?
Meanwhile in Black Mesa
What game is this from?
test
>>736208449Super Mario
>>736187070See you tomorrow
>>736208449my wifePomni from The Amazing Digital Circus
>>736167952I'm a big fan.
So how do you genuinely get into these bullet hell games? Never played one before where do you start?
>>736202460 >telling a newfag to start with 11 and 15 are you actually trying to filter him on purpose? SA and LoLK are the two games most likely to make a beginner uninstall after stage 3. 15 on legacy mode is straight up sadistic if you don’t even understand routing or resource management yet.6 is fine, 7 or 8 are way comfier starting points. 13 is baby’s first 1cc so that one’s fair. But saying “anything else isn’t worth playing” when PCB and Imperishable Night exist is bait-tier take.Let the guy learn to stream before you throw him into UFO hell or Junko simulator.
>>736202239The mainline Touhou games all suck, so you can't get into them. I'd start at Embodiment of Scarlet Devil, the first bullet hell, and just play them in order.
>>736207692we agree
>>736207273>>736208463saucy?
Are you trying to bait the cp guy on purpose
>best racing game ever made>no sequel after 23 years
>>736206551i feel like its more "play it safe and test the waters now"happend with dk after movie and prolly will happen with fox
>>736204967F-Zero GX literally has been the pinnacle of the entire racing genre for 23 years and running. Better to end with perfection rather than produce a subpar sequel.
>>736207006what's this mental illness called? it's the same thing the idiots at capcom suffer from with monster hunter
>>736206551nintendo only ever saw f-zero as a tech demo game, "look how fast we can make the hardware run", the only exceptions to this were GX (was made by sega and part of a nintendo/sega/namco arcade deal) and that one gba game that's an anime tie-innintendo hasn't cared about impressive hardware in 20 years, so they have nothing to show off with a new f-zero game and they have no real reason to make one when mario kart has always sold more, has more mainstream appeal to nintendos intended audience, and is easier to make
>>736207309It's the fate of every series that goes on for too long. They play it safe so they don't really innovate on the core but slap on a shitty gimmick so they can market it as not just "more of the same".
John Tarmac
>>736207634it's a fun thread, sure, but it's also because every single person mentioned here was already famous in 2009. We don't have rock star devs anymore, not any new ones, at least.
I still have mine.Kazuo Hairy
>>736170550
>>736170115HP Lovecraft!
Dan House-r
>"men" who openly play porn games on steamWhat is your problem? Do you have no shame?
>>736208512>>736208553This is why white women dont want to have children anymore.
>>736208640Women rejected me long before I became like this. At a certain point, you just embrace it.
>>736207805I prefer DLsite
>>736207805>Quotation-mark "men" despite doing something arguably more masculine (even if they're playing femboy vs futa volume 9)>Alternatively to the chauvinistic interpretation, there's the maturity question, which just makes you look more childish for worrying about looking like an adult on fucking steam>As an added bonus, "Are you even a man?" when posting Reggie>The question of shame which I'm sure has zero real moral ties and is entirely based on, "I don't want to see it."Lot of psychology to break down in a tiny post.
>>736208708what do you think Quinton and the diamond dogs would think about this? cope or dope?
how did this become the left's favorite game of 2026? it's striking how all the activist types got behind this one.
>>736207815When you're white, but have devoted your entire life to hating white people, you can't expect reasonable decisions.
>>736207815cause their whole lives are founded on what's called consensus-based morality. It's how women operatethey worship any Expert™ in essentially a higher caste who can tell them what to think, and since it's the Expert™ saying it, then clearly it's what everyone thinks
>>736204465You have schizophrenia. Not everything is a conspiracy. It’s just a good game. A fucking good game, that every critic worth their salt has rated >9/10 and has universal acclaim from both critics and players who played it. Get over this culture wall bullshit. Also, Crimson Desert is 3/10.
>>736208312Check cleared? Not playing your shitty tranny and indian coded slop of the month.
absolutely insane how Hard Marathon won
Did you snag one?
>>736208525same as switch 2, nogaems syndrome
Is Sony petty enough to have updates to brick older models?
>>736207918I need a new TV
>>736207918APOLOGIZE.
>>736207918Is there anything worth playing on this no-game piece of shit aside from GT7?
This is the hero/protagonist of the Mega Man Star Force games, Geo Stelar. they're pretty fun games and their collection just released, you should play themdiscuss the series
>>736207150Whichever you think looks the coolest. Alternatively just be a red braver and go Leo -> Saurian -> Red Joker
>>736208197SF4 is the stepping stone we need for BN7
>>736208385You'll get neither.
>>736207150Has anyone ripped the new soundtracks yet?
Its nice to see that people are actually supporting Luna's games
Now that the day is almost over, I can safely say that this event did, in fact, suck ass.How would (You) make a fun and interesting april fool's event, bros?
>Captchas of le ebin 4chan maymays>except its not all oldfag memes but shitty modern slop too>didn't even show up all the time-I posted almost all evening and got like 2 special captchas>hardly needed to engage with it, newfags can just get normal captchasIt is actually stunning just how much this event shat the bed. I genuinely had more fun with the fucking emoji and stonk events.
>>736206678Just rerun the candy event
>>736206913>pressed CTRL-A on the pagenothin personnel, kid
>rerunsFuck off. It's not a "prank" if you expect it or you've seen it already. Just because this one is bad doesn't mean reruns are good.
>>736206678Are you mad because it wasn't disruptive or are you mad because you're a fag that couldn't spam homoerotic roleplay all over the website
MR. GAY MAN WATCH
>>736208265More like Mr.GayMan Watch! Har har!
Best memberberry of the movie because it's an actual Smash reference instead of being another of Miyamoto's babies
>>736208265Mr Meet&Fuck
>>736208594>didn't pull out the 9It wasn't even a Smash reference, just pulling out a random ass hammer because...???
Just bougheded this, what am I in for?
It’s fun, but i can’t beat the second difficulty solo. Seems like it’s made for having a group of those “friend” things
>game is rigged from the start
>>736207887which year
>>736207887>>736208258>>736207841It's because of Barack Obamas fucking retarded cars for clunkers where the administration and congress encouraged people to destroy their old cars to buy new ones. The reason why cars prices are so high and gay is because the Obama administration post 08 did a legislative action that got people to take normally functioning cars and have them fucking destroyed and in return recieve an allowance for a new car. All it did was drive up the price for current cars that weren't fucked up and is the reason why we can never own one. So many functional fords and beaner died for no reason at all
>>736207638Are you North American? Because it's a struggle to live in most places here without a car
>>736174909>remote/wfh job>1,000 applicants within an hourAside from that, I had a remote job before. It's nice to not have to commute to work, especially in the winter, but it can really fuck with your head making your home also your workspace if you're not careful. I found myself thinking about work 24/7, whereas at an office, you left that shit at work and it was easier to destress about shit in person. I suppose it'd be great if you could nab one thats like a bullshit job but unfortunately I ended up in a field where one typo could cost the company millions of dollars.
>>736208649Yeah.
Whats on your to do list today greymane? I'm working on the witch quests and then going to capture farm animals.
hey guys 'bout to take on the darksworn, wish me luck :)
Do i have to be fully frost resistant to attempt the ice lich guy, or is there a gimmick puzzle to remove the cold on the arena?
>>736203169
>>736208057he's the hardest boss in the game and you only get his helm for winning. there might be a gimmick most people who did it cheated.
>>736208057Yes.
WHERE IS IT
>>736206595I hid it!
>fell for it again award.
>>736206595Bros I liked the old art style more...
>Nintendo Lost>Dating Sim is Real>PalFarm>1.0 on the Horizon Fuck Man it feels good being a PalChad
I used 3x Scampussies, Sloth & Protection Talismans + Blinding Shells vs the final boss.Did I beat the game?
Did you need to disable auto skip watched cutscenes for NG+ or does the game do that by itself on new cycles?
>>736194598crazy how much easier 3
new update droppedhttps://teamninja-studio.com/nioh3/us/update/looks like they don't give a fuck about the performance issues lol
>>736194598yes this isn't a Fromsoft titleyou can autistically sword only your way through the game but you get way less out of doing that, you just start being able to dunk on every enemy by midgame anyway
>>736205429the first NG+ is basically a victory lap yesthe game ramps up again when you start getting into NG++ and beyond, you're basically just building up to Dream of the Nioh and Underworld content
Cute Sisters.
I drew some yuri action of peach and rosalina a while back and now some zoomer moralfags are messaging me to die
>>736185716This just gives more ammo to mandatefags about Miyamoto hating Rosalina's storybook.If anything, this makes me think MIyamoto is using the movies as a gateway to reclaim control over any part of Mario he had no power.The first movie was DK by redesigning him to his arcade roots and almost getting rid of any Rare influence.The second was Rosalina and Galaxy. The storybook stated she had a brother, now Peach is her sister for reasons.If there's a third, he's going to try and take over Mario Land and Wario.
>>736207837never liked her
>>736178663this ruins everything
>>736183765>They were created from "star dust" and when they touch each other they can terraform worldsWait a second, wait a second, wait a second were have I heard this before?
