What vidya character?
>>736202676>literal millennial woman tumblrite pizzacake-esque art style>zoomerholy zoomer derangement syndrome
>>736202529People sometimes are like this but I outright know people who have natural g or h cup breasts if I remember the size right. Unironically people being against people having boobs and such are pretty much treating a decent amount of people like nonexistant. There isn't one right answer. We should have both flat and curvy in vidya!
>>736202529the joke should be that right is the "left" modest example and then "right" has absolutely huge proportions and a small bit of belly pudgewouldn't that be funny haha
You're telling me feminists want THIS?!?!Fucking DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>736205395Give her unshaved legs and she'll be no longer problematic
Here's your female character bro
>>736203802did they have to give her the feet of a 70 year old man
>>736204962if you're barefoot all the time your feet eventually turn into that
>>73620380210/10 would plap
>>736204643many such cases
post the akuma webm
Are you enjoying the update? They finally started nerfing justice!
>>736204152some fish women with a design like zone-tan
>>736204152Powai would never fuck a human she is getting her holes filled by Hilary's hair tentacles.
>>736204872who has the best hair tentacle Hilary or Manto?
>>736119919Also the thing of Vic being a guardian. Arno mentions it, then everyone looks at Vic, and it doesn't get brought up again.
>>736204152Inverted mermaid
most obvious goty since elden ring. IGN know they majorly fucked up
>>736205120I will say, the game has a very nice, in-depth physics system, nice to see it also applies to the titties.
>>736204368>charmfag journalist lingo
>>736183242100% talmud certified
>>736182319How the fuck can someone have 40k friends
>>736204605>>736204757My screenshots are very memorable :)
Final Fantasy XIV announces crossover with Final Fantasy XI. Dual subs and a new character creator in XI to more closely match XIV's, so that the same adventurer can be in both games.https://youtu.be/b9x-4JxSxjQ
>>736204104If lala didn't exist, maybe. The biggest issue though is that SE has pussied out of every race design they've brought forward since ARR, since Au Ra was originally meant to be like Voidsent / demon folk in nature and were turned into dragon people instead with horse fucking and piss drinking as defining traits probably because of Koji's madness. Then viera were shown off to have like small versions as well as the usual tall ones, but they scrapped it and we have the version we have today probably due to keeping the armory system workload easier on the team.Honestly, the skeletons they're using now and how characters are handled is probably why we won't get another race anytime soon since it'll just return us to "x can't wear helms" or whatever like we've had for half a decade with Viera / Hroth until the subs were dangerously low, then suddenly some people have been working it in on their spare time in the team somehow.
>>736204976lala is too ridiculous to really pander to those sorts of otakusmin height femra is a good base, just make it slightly shorter. add animal ears and tail and you have the japanese fanbase instantly on your side again. you can find something else to appease the westerners.add something like a free fantasia if you pre-order 8.0 once you announce it, sure they're pussies and lazy but when shit hits the fan they've been shown that they can get off their asses and pander
>>736203713Nice!
>>736204440it felt more like they took eureka/bozja and cut out anything engaginggenuinely felt no different than just doing fates on an overworld map
>>736205153As dumb as it sounds, I feel they'd give us some variant of moogle at this point for a new race before anything else, since that's their real "break glass" race.I'm not sure FF7 will really help them as much as people think since the new trilogy has hurt the brand more than helped from my understanding. People still like the original PS1 game, but the later stuff just doesn't stick or sours things with people as time goes on short of them going full retard story mode to pander various FF properties having to team up to take down FF7R3 Sephiroth in the void multiverse or something as a cross-promotion tie-in of sorts to excuse all the pandering they can throw at the audience. They have Clive in the game already and Ben Starr on speed dial, and can drag Iroha or someone else in as a XI rep and toss some character models for a bit of a Dissidia army kind of deal to elevate our WoL above all the big named heroes in the franchise as to how Saver Sephiroth or whatever gets weakened enough for Cloud and friends to take him down in their finale.
Would you fuck a pinball machine?
>>736203698RUSH
>>736204806Why are you so mad?
>>736204136it's shaped like that because its a ball lock. although the creator was a bit of a perv too (look up zingy bingy)
>>736204702instead of Vegas just go to Past Times in Ohio if you want to play games that actually work
>>736205315I would wager every cent I own that between the design flows of "I'll put a ball lock there, oops it looks like a blow up doll" and "lol if I put a lock on the mouth it'll look like a blow up doll lol" it was probably the latter
>>736201828there is something there. a tower. what the comic meant to say is there is "no reward that is mechanically advantageous for my character here." but exploration is its own reward :)
>>736201828Enter
>>736203729>join PvP zone >PvP happensHow was I supposed to know?
>>736201828That's my favorite thing in games, an area simply being there for the sake of it, even better if it's cut content as another anon said and there's mystery / intrigue behind it.
>mmos in 2003>no wiki autism no trannies no wikis ran by trannies who censor usernames in screen shots because they're autistic trannies with autism>no speed run trannies either also with autism >slow going actual adventure feel >you checked stuff because data mining >data mining trannies >dungeons weren't instanced >again dungeons felt like an adventure >now in eso times >everyone just runs everywhere no sense of adventure trannies everywhere nothing can be a secret because wikis public dungeons aren't an adventure because attempting any sort of that just means power running speed trannies will just mow everything down ruining immersion >nothing can be a mystery or secret anymoretldr trannies and wikis ruined mmos
This is the best Zelda game and it's criminal how terrible the sequels are.
>>736201861I just bought the wiiu game for like $8, is it worth getting the switch version immediately, like will I regret having to play over beginning missions again? What's a good price for it?
>>736204767WiiU version is fine, but it's missing some content from the 3DS/Switch release, specifically the Wind Waker and Majora's Mask story stuff. The HUD's also comically large in the WiiU version, if that bothers you. I think the 3DS/Switch version also has two more Adventure maps.I'd return the WiiU version and get the Switch version if possible.
>>736204767Switch version is one of the best Definitive Editions made when it comes to integrating the DLC stuff into the main game, instead of being some overpowered extra shit you have unlocked on the go they re-arranged all the rewards in the adventure maps to account for the extra characters like they always belonged there so if you plan on investing some time in the game outside the Story mode you should definitively get the DE. Also you can like switch characters on the fly while on the Wii U you're stuck with one character for the mission and that can make the game quite flexible
>>736201861I got bored of if at the start. wasted my 60 bucks
>>736204767the story should be pretty much the same outside the extra missions, but the real meat of the gameplay is the adventure map mode which is massively rebalanced in the definitive edition. In particular the dlc maps in the original version are pretty poorly balanced and you need to grind a shitload to be at the right level for them, otherwise you'll get 1 shot and do pretty much no damage at all making A ranks pretty much impossible to get. DE also has twice as many adventure maps.
Mini bros were you at?
>>736205002These should have unique designs, I'd love to see the anti-hero/evil trope for the easter princesses
>>736205002poutine gravy is mine
>>736196519Hey bro I just moved to Romania, share me the fucking instagram.
>>736198848Neat, I like making FNaF/CEC designs too, they're really fun to come up with and draw. PB and chocolate are my favorite designs here.
I liked AUTSM but she didn't get too much art.
I'm putting together a team
>>736193002It's literally just safe-racism. Turns out leftiests and redditors are some of the most vile and blatant racists in existence. Just look how they turned against jews acting worse than germany back then
>>736194959what the fuck was his problem
>>736191895>No EdKinocal... Forgotten...
>>736199875that movie made me cry so many times :(
>>736204413I need this
Essex thread.
This was a very funny prank
>>736172587FETISHISM EXPLOSION
>>736204696That's a bat.
why do modern men want to be women so bad?
>>736204887Yeah.
>>736162605didn't they retcon 63 morden into a schizo who just likes the general a little too much
Sooo... whats next for the starfox franchise?
I gotta be real careful to not go and slip to my group chat "They made McCloud super hot in this"
>>736204473>kids deserve to be treated as brain dead slop gobblersThe parents maybe A child still has a chance to not be a piece of shit like their folks. Slim as it may be.
>>736204879That's the worst example you could've possibly given you stupid pseud. Spirited away has no plot. Zilch. It's even more random than this. 95% of the movie is the main girl running around doing dumb fucking chores or finding a witch. Shrek has more story than Spirited Away. Shark Tale has more story than Spirited away. Spirited may be pretty, it may be gorgeous even, but it's entirely eye candy like Illumination Mario. It just gets a pass because it's muh Ghibli. You couldn't have even cited one of the good Ghibli movies like Grave of the Fireflies, or Princess Mononoke? You really went and picked "Top ten normalfag animated movies of all time" bait? Fuck you.
>>736203598Glenn Powell
>>736155367I hate furries so much its unreal
I don't think this would happen.
>>736166343women rarely if ever actually clean themselves they're practically indians with layers of perfume on at all times
>>736167963whats the point of all of this? Getting off is like 2 minutes of work, and then you get back on the grind, this looks like it takes about 40 minutes to prepare
>>736204581Something something journey and not the destination
>>736204581I watched the full vid, it's around 15 mins of her doing that to him.
>>736204581>whats the point of all of this?the absolute W nut bro did you even watch the vid?
>game turns your cursor into a little gauntlet
>>736202039Cute
>>736194472i always found it kinda odd that the orc hand was severed
>>736196330I heard the damn OKAY in my head get it out of there I haven't played that in decades how is it still so clear?!
>emulator has a custom cursor
>>736202039What's your game, bunon?
This April Fools event is questionable at best.
>>736204802>Gamedev >No games???
>>736203794I didn't even realize there was an april fools day event going on until now
>>736204048Only if you got the question wrong
>>736205058I've only gotten "caption this", am I supposed to regurgitate something?
She cute
Not even Miyamoto considers video games to be art
>>736202496I never thought he was a genius at all
>>736200372Mario is just the thing you play as, like Pac-Man, or the pad in Pong. The idea that he's an actual character outside of the movies is pretty laughable.
>>736200287>patent trolling strategy gets stricken down>start claiming your products are people>now able to take indie devs to civil court
>>736202496Miyamoto was always a hack>b-but, Donkey Kong!Gunpei Yokoi>b-but Super Mario Bros!Takashi Tezuka>B-but Ocarina of Time!Yoshiaki Koizumi
Nintendo has unironically gotten really lame
>250k copies sold >Glowing reviews>Xcom dethroned Easily the best strategy game ever released
>>736200832Alternating turn order strategy game styled after 20th century combined arms warfare concepts. Suppression is more important than outright destroying the enemy (usually), units must work together to fix and destroy targets. You take on operations that are structured like miniature slay the spire maps against one of three enemy factions that vary between trashy pirates, an army that rolls heavier than your marines, and the bugs from starcraftdivers
>>736203253*four factions you're forgetting Menace
>>736204054no, it's called lying
>>736204372The loading screens have pictures of them anon they're not a secret
>>736196223It needs more stuff like Battle Bros, having The Menace being the only crisis is kinda lame.
Just finished this game. Let's talk about it.
>>736200046You're still chewing on the game, thats fine. THis is what the bi leagues looks like.
>>736200162 (me)Wrong gif
r8 my parade rocket fuel design
>>736202045Speen/10
>>736204350The spinning makes it go faster.
What did you think of his appearance /v/?
>>736203612Assault established that Wolf was only mad at Fox for messing with his business and they teamed up to save Conaria, General Pepper and together they defeated the Aparoid Queen. Sorry 64 fags. That game had character development.
>>736204675> assault wolf frequently calls fox "pup"> saves his life and tells fox its HIM who'll bring star fox down, no one else> fox actually gets flustered at this and wolf has to tell him to "wipe that stupid look off your face" implying fox was smiling at wolf despite wolfs threatsIts very cute
>>736199802I cant believe starfox man is in Badguys 3
>>736204819
>>736204819>wolf tells him to stop being a pup and just seize the moment after they team up>last phase of the final boss fox remembers those words and delivers the killing blow Kino. Bamco should make another assault game.