Did you snag one?
>>736207918Don't worry, I'll snag one before the next price hike, so the $899 will look like a steal
>>736207918I thought that said PS potable
What's /v/'s favorite character selection menu?
>>736207663pedo detected
>>736207264I wanna take you for a ride.
>>736207849Nobody below the age of 40 plays 64
Uni through Uni Clr was so fucking good but they've ruined ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V37CZFmoMuU
>>736207959exactly kek
What vidya character?
despite being made by a fag OP's image is right. If you like a character, you like on-model art of that character.
>>736207934Liking them doesn't I want to jerk to them thoughI can like their goonified jerkable design and the base character
>>736207934i like both and black teenagers on twitter can cry about it
>>736207973I briefly considered explaining but you simply are too fried to get it. Enjoy, anon.
>>736202735No arrow therefore you signed this yourself
John Tarmac
This thread feels like it was made in 2009 and I hate it.
>>736207634it's a fun thread, sure, but it's also because every single person mentioned here was already famous in 2009. We don't have rock star devs anymore, not any new ones, at least.
I still have mine.Kazuo Hairy
>>736170550
>>736170115HP Lovecraft!
>game is rigged from the start
>>736178516Nothing like being self concious all the time and having to worry about what face I'm making or not being able to quickly glance at my phone without anyone knowing, don't forget always being able to see your coworkers face all the time, nothing more comfy than 0 privacy
>>736178516hello middle management faggot please kill yourself.
>>736207638nta but even cars are getting more expensive and maintaining them yourself is become more unfriendly and this is as somebody who drivesthe 3k civic of yesterday is now 10k and even more clapped out
>>736207841You want a Toyota Corolla or Camry.Thank me later.
>>736207246You’re Chinese.
Soo, what are you going to play today anon?
trying to decide whether to replay Elden Ring with a new build or try out Nioh, which I've had in my library for years and never got to
>>736207772>or try out Nioh, which I've had in my library for years and never got toare you me? this sounds like me
These little fellas' game.
>>736153797Gonna play Nioh 3 and Yakuza 2. Maybe will finish Gundam Blue Destiny games.Played Labyrinth of the Demon King and Tainted Grail yesterday, but decided to drop them both.
>>736207772If you do try Nioh, try not to expect a Souls-style game. There's a couple borrowed ideas but they play very differently
Essex thread.
My final sex of the day
Hello.
>>736207845Very chowayo.
>>736207923Farewell.
>>736207968
Ok Dark Souls 2 brosAfter getting filtered a decade ago, I'm back to give it another shot.What is the most fun build?Im thinking of powerstancing KatanasAlso, how much ADP do I really need?
>>736205841Just be yourself
Check out DS2LightingEngine
>>736205841Power stancing is the most disappointing way to play since the DPS and stamina management are both worse than single handed If you really wanna have run roll a mixed spellcaster with a great club
>>736205841Don't listen to these idiots.Most fun build is Rapier in one hand Dark Orb in the offhand.Except for DLC, there it's a bit more complicated.
>>736206219Do mods work on steam deck?
This year's April Fools joke in Yugioh Master Duel was duels that start with 15 cards + "Infinite Cards".What did (You) think of it?
Why nobody play Snake-Eyes anymore when it's almost at full power?
>>736207401>>736207221The decks are mostly built, lab is just missing stuff like dominus traps, karma cannon, rollback.I don't really see the point in building a deck so it can get hit. I haven't played in a while, I don't have the dust or gems for that. I do like the card art.
How did Solem Johnson go from unplayed, to limited, to banned, to unbanned, to unplayed again, to limited again?
>>736207687power creep, it's barely rogue tier by today's standards.
>download Master Duel>log in every day to claim rewards>literally NEVER PLAY A SINGLE ROUND because I had quit playing the card game before Synchros were even a thingAlso the music sucks and not letting me save partial deck recipes is retarded.
How do you do, fellow Death Stranders? Finished the game yet?
>>736206137>Price: 1,436.00 EUR
>>736206243gotta save some stuff for the directors cut
>GIANT ENEMY CRABbravo
>>736206137> 1,436.00 EURHow could you possibly justify spending that much on a fucking jacket?
>>736208037looks cool
>all of the scenes of Yoshi doing his entire shtick were in the trailersOut of spite, April Fools /v/ore thread. Post your favorite vidya /v/ore animations.I like this one from YNI when you catch a big shy guy.
>>736207573because the things that gave them the fetish as children didn't go into detail about intestines you strange specimen
>>736207461To elaborate, my earliest erection I can remember I was visiting a family friend's house and on the tv there was an underwater nature documentary. A goldfish had been ensnared by some sort of creature and was slowly, slowly, slowly pulled inside, tail-first. Even though it was a fish you could perceive its panic as it got pulled in further and further. Eventually only its head was sticking out. Then nothing.Describing that made my dick twitch a little. I have no idea what's wrong with my brain.
>>736206660If it's not such a big difference, then don't goon to fatal vore.
>>736207573Well, it's certainly not as easy to regurgitate anything that's gone past the stomach. Anything you shunt down there is now on its own long journey through the intestines, or so I'd like to think.It's a fun way to represent the inventory either. Reminds me of Kirby Squeak Squad. Can't think of any other games that have you store items in your gut like that.
>>736207573Intestines are the ideal place to keep people, the stomach is just a fucking sack that kneads. The intestines and their flexibility, their tightness combined with depth in the body make them ideal storage of the living. Just mental illness combined with a lack of literacy. Go read anatomy books, there's plenty online for free and their diagrams do a great job on elaborating on the details you can't get from a cartoon.>>736207620I make my own game, I simply made the error of not making everything about the fetish I pathologically obsess about. Oh fucking well, you would lose your mind with the kind of modular cybernetic mechanics ive been experimenting with.>>736207676>strange specimenStrange one in the way one who is sane in an asylum is strange, you plasticized nintendo bugcretin.
It wasn't that bad
>>736207423Your waifu fucks other men cuck.
>>736207859Brown hands wrote this
>>736206461None of those guys have more than a million botted fans. Why would you trust an obese "woman".
>>736161582
>>736207914This is the truth about all the fags who freak out over ntr. They are all brown and think the cartoon is literally being unfaithful to them, they don't like something they feel spits on their puny thirdworld ego.
>"men" who openly play porn games on steamWhat is your problem? Do you have no shame?
Why do you care what other people think?
why is men in quotations? Is the implication that they're women or not men, because that's contrary to this boards constant spamming of how men will never be women.
I have 0 friends on steam, literally noone will see
>>736207805I respect someone who plays what they want and don't give a fuck. What are you doing, adding your parents or boss to your friends list?
Just finished this game. Let's talk about it.
r8 my parade rocket fuel design
>>736202045Speen/10
>>736204350The spinning makes it go faster.
>>736202045>>736205439Heres mine
>>736207636Nice. Those last few production alchemy puzzles were pretty brutal.
>power armor created by bird aliens>has noticeable thrusters on the back>can't flyQue? And no, the Space Jump doesn't count.
>>736194858If I remember correctly dont her thrusters activate when you jump in smash? Maybe it's just for that boost
>>736195194>>736195628>>736196239>>736200906How many raw alien strands of DNA have fused with Samus over the goddamned series?
>>736205807Only the Metroid and Chozo infusions are permanent, as far as I know. Phazon was more like space cancer rather than anything that affected her DNA. Unless that psychic stuff from Beyond also affected her DNA, I'm pretty sure that's it.>>736205635>If I remember correctly dont her thrusters activate when you jump in smash?Yeah they do. Kind of unrelated, but all this talk about thrusters reminded me of this one stop-motion Samus vs Mega Man X video where she used her thrusters to charge at X.
>>736194858I always figured that airy sound that accompanied jumps in Prime were her thrusters kicking on. That armor's fucking heavy and those thrusters probably do a lot of the lifting, literally.
GOD DAMMIT SAMUS, STOP SHITTING ON MY CAR!!!!!
how did this become the left's favorite game of 2026? it's striking how all the activist types got behind this one.
>>736204465cause bungie's the most trooned out "woke" studio in AAA at this point, even worse than ubisoft
>>736204465>be lefties>be a cocksucker to journos and multi million companies, no questions askedwhy are they like this?
>>736206668the prolapsed prison asshole of game devs. Not surprised leftists love them.
>>736207815When you're white, but have devoted your entire life to hating white people, you can't expect reasonable decisions.
>>736207815cause their whole lives are founded on what's called consensus-based morality. It's how women operatethey worship any Expert™ in essentially a higher caste who can tell them what to think, and since it's the Expert™ saying it, then clearly it's what everyone thinks
Gaming peaked here.
>>736204778This was the peak doebeit
>>736204778Actually gaming peaked with the Xbox 360
Anyone else agree that Ada never liked Leon?
>>736207681>I could kill*you missed that
>>736124989It’s funny how fucking ugly they made Leon in RE2R and RE4R. He only really starts to look good in RE9.
>>736207670implying Victor Gideon is all there
we won
>>736207858I'm pretty sure I typed the words kill but it seems that (((somebody))) doesn't like me saying certain words. You think I'm stupid, jannies? I know what's going on.
Are you enjoying the update? They finally started nerfing justice!
>>736206279Counter is all gas, and you will run down eventually, fast.Rough is just tackle people into tension
beta maid
>>736207127Beta's maid to crush my balls!
>>736207127perfect at cleaning my dick
>>736206830hmmmm...so if i want to sweep before my opponent gets to rise their guard...should i go counter?
Something is bugging me today and can't quite put my stinger on it
>>736199292I'll try my best anon
>>736207302does this count or not count? i really like it but i don't want to look like a poser
>>736207728CuteSauce?
>>736208010not a clue