It's fucking over
https://minerva-archive.org/
Which video game franchise has the most fans that never played the games?
>>736195896>I need visual and auditory stimuliYou shitty brats have it too easy. Back in my days, imagination was your best friend.
>>736196317Didn't fallout go to shit after 2 or something? I honestly never played any of them but that's what I gather when I hear people talking about it. Apparently the first one was a pretty dark game and then 2 was different and everything else went to crap or something like that.
Yokai watch
>>736195896>I need visual and auditory stimuliYou haven't lived until you jacked off to some high quality AI sexbot.
Can someone send the image of satori wearing a pink hijab please I can't find it
We’re one big step closer to alien waifus, bros.
I have ayylmao fever. Which games let me date an alien that doesn't just look like a human?
>>736194329look, my ocs
>>736194782Teraurge
>>736196018What kind of game is Teraurge anyway?
>Appearing offline just to avoid being bothered while playing vidya>Some fuck still keeps sending me dmsSo friggin annoying.
>>736195165No
I freak out during 1on1 DM conversations online.
>>736168282>don't log into my alt discord account for like a year>retard kept using our dms to take notes and post random memes>log back in and ask him what the hell he's doing>pretends he doesn't know me
>>736188853They were all groomed, then. I'm sorry.
>>736168114>in my bed>jerking off to big tiddy fox girls>buddy at work asks me a work question
Happy Halloween everyanon. I hope you're eating lots of turkey and figgy pudding.What games are you playing this spooky season?
>>736192731I love Penny's cheesy little theme song, the english lyrics are actually really good. What's with WW and based english lyrics?
Why does Penny like 1-ply toilet paper though?
>>736195413https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcWm4Xbt94U
>>736194696It's been a thing since basically the beginning, all the way back to Mona Pizza in Twisted. Ashley's Song is the one most will remember but it's been consistent in almost every game since. Of course, Penny's song is obviously the best.>>736195413Scientific reasons.
>>736190449>>736190298>>736190126Alright, halfway done.
NOT A JOKE, PLAY HERE:>https://opengoal.dev/
>>736196740I don't think this is officially licensed. I don't want to go to jail.
This shit is boring as fuck
>>736189870ppl think this is fun or cool? shit is embarrassing to even watch. why not play ultrakill or some similar fag shit at that point.
>>736196195this guy gets it
Is OG Doom something the modern audience would even like? It starts off pretty slow, and the gore wouldn't be shocking anymore to anyone. I think they're still fun games but it could just be that I'm old and it's nostalgia.
>>736196427Yes, people really think being good at a single player FPS is an accomplishment
>>736196564well ill certainly not play multiplayer fuck that
slay the spire 2 gamers, they buffed snakebite!!!!! it's playable!!!!!!!april fools :)
>>736196276Yes, mage knight is the scariest one. Removing your upgrades and nuking you for 40 is too much. Most of the time you really don't mind the hand exhaust. In fact I wish I could do that on my own.It's the easiest fight if you have good AoE so your pathing on act 3 has to be wary. I tend to avoid act 3 elites anyway since you can realize your deck with the strong ancient boons, late events, late shops and normal hallway upgraded card rewards.
>>736193301I will not tolerate slander against Grandma Tez on this board. Begone.
>>736196276>play co-op>mention the back guy is going to remove all of our upgrades>friends focusing ghost knight because OMG HAND IS GOING TO EXHAUST MY POWERS WILL BE GONE>have to help them since splitting damage means no knight dies>Oh man all of my cards suck nowAlmost as bad as the three beetles fight>Should I focus the beetle who self-buffs by +15? Nah, let me focus the 8 damage 8 block beetle because it keeps attacking
>>736196276pretty muchethereal isn't a debuff it's a keyword lmao. There are tons of ethereal/exhaust synergies and even if you don't have any of those it isn't a problem until you've cycled your deck, at which point it maybe becomes a problem
>>736196567On big groups there's always some retard. I do a lot of 2 player because my pal is aware of my autistic game knowledge and asks for advice on what to do instead of acting like a retard, and we win most of the time.It's good for learning too.
jiggie.funStarting with slutty squids https://jiggie.fun/R539ez
>>736145595did they really have to make them so suggestive? especially that fucking brat, Becky
>>736145443>lust provoking image
>>736195589Uhhhh she's 6.
>>736196638Out of like 80
Becky
>thought it was a puzzle boss>it was just a normal boss with a puzzle in the room>solving the puzzle doesn't fucking do anything
explain clussy to me.
>>736196573name 5 games that do this
>>736196648It's hot when a woman truthfully shows what she really is
>average souls pro>download AC6 cause made by epic fromsoft, bet I will no damage parry these bosses too>inb4 no i-frames>after 30 retries get past the tutorial>first proper boss>uh ohhhnegative review, too hard, nerf this aahhhh miyazaki what are you doing
>>736196482MB in this context is probably Memory Blocks
>>736195935I was able to beat BalteusI forget exactly where I was but I stopped playing around the point where you reach that second landmass through the rail gun. I beat that mission where a gunship comes in and drops off a lot of elite enemies.I just didn't really enjoy the gameplay I guess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPDeOd_VhYUonly way to beat was use the broken combo, bubble to deplete shield and get really fast stance break with the OP shotguns on both hands literally any normal basic setup it was impossible to no damagehonestly 99% of players played this game with OP and most bosses did get returned and basically nerfed spider was insanely tanky pre-nerfbalteus missiles homed insane well most other bosses did more damage in general like ibis cel
new to any fromsoft gamewhich would be the hardest?>lady butterfly >balteus >iudex gundyrelden ring has none as it is open world
>>736196728For me it was Gundyr, but I hated how DS3 felt.
Gen 7 had the best pokegirls.
>>736195125those younger trainers might have a delusional crush on Rosa. you better publicly grope her in front of them to assert dominance and make it clear you are having sex with your teen girlfriend trainer every single day despite that massive age gap.
>>736195328Those kids think they are hot shots among themselves until they see a real adult whose had a larger head start over them. Swinging my arm over her shoulder and getting a large helping of teen tits is just the way to declare my territory, even more so in this attention economy where only the biggest and largest win out ahead. They'll think twice to bother my girl after they see my body language with her and and hear how I call my trainer gf
>>736155372You just want a gentle, soft, bit tiddy hag milf to spoil you and also to fuck
>one of the most lewdest characters in fiction doesnt even have an official nameIs she not one of the strongest testament to how much men love women and their bodies that exists in the modern era? She has killed BILLIONS and has no name.
>>736195731>>736195328>>736195125>>736194924>>736194540STOP with the fucking roleplaying and all this bullshit. Stick to your shitcords and /trash/ threads.
>game is rigged from the start
>unemployed>desperately want a job>the second i get a job i desperately want to be unemployed
>>736195736Get a part time job
>>736195736kek, same, I literally hate living so much
defund employment.man was not meant to be employed.it is the symptom of a sick system that puts capital before the interests of the people that capital is meant to support.
I've been in the same industry for 9 years and have been WFH for the last 4 years.Jerking off on the job has never been easier
Xbox would have won if they convinced Valve to make Left 4 Dead 3 and had it be a Series X launch exclusive. end of story
Yrliet
>>736196594Xeno.
>>736196594thought this was a stealth VOTV thread for a second
>>736196791It can be that as well
How did they make the game so perfect?There is practically nothing I would remove or add to it. Its a complete experience.
>>736184287I’d make experiences a bit more lenient towards the end-game. Having to replay the game 3 times to max out everything is a real fucking chore, especially as, unlike most souls game, replaying this one adds nothing new.
>>736196136By looking at it my autistic friend. You keep trying to mix real life with video games where it doesn't apply. Real life doesn't use a different set of textures when seen from afar away. Real life doesn't erase your eyes and mouth and nose to turn it into a blank featureless paste just because I'm far away. When you move away from something in real life it looks smaller, not more blocky.
>>736186649Corrupted Monk>>736186782The Ape made me seethe uncontrollably.
>>736196202>a consolebab getting into dickmeasuring contests over graphics qualitythanks for the laugh
>>736196467That makes no sense. You're still only seeing details in the game when you're close enough.>>736196692Never did that, I did the opposite, retard. I said graphic fidelity is not important, art direction is.Am I stalked by retards?
Vidya Males ThreadPost your favorite /v/idya male.
>>736186512WEISS YOU DUMBASS
>>736195034What is the point of spamming the same bait in every thread
>>736196179Isnt the guy spamming trannies in these threads psychojosh or something? Could've sworn it was a known autist
>The game has now lost over 60% of their players in less than one month>Endgame content failed to hook players>No new content for at least 5 monthsOh no no no Marabros… not like this…
>>736194838>Addiction means the game is goodlmao, someone get this fag into WoW or ASSFAGGOTS
D2 went ftp tnerefore marathon is gonna go ftpSource: bungie will keep making the same mistakes just give them time
>>736196569>I am in controlYou're a paypig getting psyopped by a guy who acts even more retarded than usual to make you laugh.
>>736196634>Source: bungie will keep making the same mistakes just give them timeYour reminder these fuckers purposely put the most predatory microtransaction prices possible so people would notice, then they would change it to get good boy points from shills
>>736179542this so much this. ya'll need to leave. 4chan and v are for decent human beings, lgbtqiaa+ folk and allies.
Star Citizen is not a scam
>>736175498As someone who bought in eight (8) years ago, I feel scammed. The overall game experience has not improved. Wow there's new clouds and new rocks and more players per server but my actual experience of walking around and doing shit is still fundamentally broken in a lot of the same ways. I feel scammed.
>>736175498lmao
>>736192489the team making freelancer had to literally kick that roberts guy off the team so they could actually release it. it's fine to be a dreamer but you have to draw the line somewhere and finalize a project or else you get scam citizen that will never release.
>>736194035Guess we'll see. I think its likely they can put out a cinematic single player campaign by then, but we'll just have to watch. >>736194429Freelancer (and Starlancer) before that were Roberts' projects, like Wing Commander games and other projects. MS holding his feet to the fire is because they didn't want to wait and deal with other potential space games (remember this was back in the day when MS had the forcefeedback joysticks etc) but part of the reason that /v/lancer and the like are as enjoyable as they are is that Roberts managed to cram as much of his developing autism in as possible for a more open world title and it had a lot of freedom at the time. >draw the line somewhereThe entire point of the crowdfunding, once it was massively successful and the people were onboard, was that he would not need to be slave to someone else's deadlines for better or worse. I mean, its obvious they'yre making a fuckload of progress just playing the alpha so I don't think they've fucked off and done nothing, but given nobody else seems to be even trying to do something similar because its fucking hard and risky, I'd give him the chance to weaponize his autism into making something great even if it takes a long time.
>>736189954>unless you want physics based props to roll the same way on everyone's computersthis is somewhat gameplay relevant when every loot item is a physics object, but I also remember the presentation on server meshing a few years back where their honest to God example was that "if you drop a soda can on this desolate moon and leave, and another player comes to that exact location, the can will be in the exact physics location is was last seen at"And that's just dog shit game design. There is no benefit to not having server cleanup. They claim that one day it might be useful for smuggling or black market trades or some shit but it's just smoke and mirrors at this point. If they had just made a functional core game experience and then spent a year making each of the additional systems then it might have been amazing. Now it's just a perpetual tech demo
>>736195150Based fuck fagime
Hey is that a doro
>>7361951504chanime website
>>736196084Go back to your child porn forum shartlet
>>736195150I too am depressed that trannies have latched onto anime, but, you can’t just lump all anime in with deranged psychos! Or maybe you can. I don’t know.
