Apparently JK Akane does powercreep Sneaking Suit Rio. I guess someone owns U.Akane an apology, not me of course, I always believed in Akane Meta.https://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/Akane_(School_Uniform)
>>736208082I say this every day.
>>736206727I was able to play for a couple of days on my pc but thwn i got the pink screen bug and went back to my phoneShit is comfyAlso im a weeb but i dont want my family to see im that much of a weeb
>>736208507Magic is real
>>736206656The fuck are you talking about, retard? Every team is exactly the same: Eimi, Summer Hanako, and a mix of Yuuka, Tsubaki, and maybe Miyako. Support has not been anything but Hibiki and M Reisa. It is literally just whose Hanako dies first from the other one and you cannot prove it otherwise.
Sooo... whats next for the starfox franchise?
>>736204071The guy does his own stunts because he'd get bored otherwise. Spending long hours talking at a screen in a recording booth just doesn't interest him.
>>736204475Minecraft movie is funny for what a cynical piece of shit it is. It's the closest thing we have to a second Mike Myers Cat in the Hat.
>>736155367Do a barrel roll
>>736199838>"Let's do this">Not "Let's rock 'n roll"0/10 film
>>736155367Probably a movie where they will shove as much reference slop and haha quirk chungus millenial writing jokes into a condensed piece of shit.
>Party member leaves party to go fulfill her own quest>Leaves with me her sword, shield, all her armor and equipment>Doesn't even take a bit of the money she helped us makeIs she stupid?
>party member dies>the team plucks their corpse clean for everything they ever hadWhy so disrespectful?
>>736206057>you see her holding hands with a black knight and walking into the tavern all giggly >she rejoins your party but it says there’s two party members now >later on a half orc party member is in your roster randomly without any dialog and has sideways gun skill already trained
>>736206057>dwarf from bg1>Alright! Now I have better fame thanks to you! *leaves*Fucking lawful evil lmao he took all the gear he had equipped and he had my best gear because of how useful he was in combat.
>>736206154FUNASSGIG
>>736206154>DONI'm da boss around here
>Fuck with me, and I'll cut your dick offThat's a pretty sexy little girl, Telltale.
i had 3 shots of vodkawhat VIDEO GAME should i playi have a nintendo switch 2 and a steam decki also do have a ps4 but i don't feel like starting gravity rush even though i bought it years agoi don't want to sit at my desk anymorei just want to lie in bed and play games with my dakimakura next to meanyway what do i PLAY
play some bullshit survivor like game, like brotato or something
This is a great game, isn't it?
>>736208185It's the perfect game
>>736208235But what's the skill ceiling?
>>736208235Not even the tranniest Snoytranny thinks Super Mario Sunshine: Memberberry Edition is a perfect game.
>>736208617Troons hate Astrobot.
>>736208617kekaroo this half of the movement is stolen from Mario 64, the Broodals are just Koopalings, and the plot is basically just Super Paper Mario right down to the wedding
I don't think this would happen.
>>736166068My ex was vegan. Her asshole actually smelled pleasant, like faint hay. God, I miss her
>>736172608they're probably indians
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>>736207614your ex was a horse bro
>>736207740She did have a long face, yeah
This is the best Zelda game and it's criminal how terrible the sequels are.
>>736201861I want you to know that I agree with you and anyone who disagrees with us is retarded. We are in this together.
>>736207629>Make a Zelda I can't makeSo a good one? lmao
>>736208007I hate these stuffy jap boomers so much. Imagine how much more creative the games would be without them. I don't understand how Aonuma went from making something as wild as Majora's Mask to playing every game safe and boring.
I got about 100 hours in. Didn't ever get to the later characters, but I keep getting the urge to go back. I always get stuck on having to do some missions for characters I don't like or haven't leveled and then stop for a bit.
>>736203490Good riddance
Rhodesian war game when?
>>736205113>white settlers come into rhodesia, established by brits>most are just farmers but the elites run it in a stupid way that pisses off the blacks who comprise the vast majority of the population>blacks do black things and start murdering farmers>brits (who don't have to deal with it) tell the whites to just let the blacks (who hate them) rule the country>white rhodesians tell them to fuck off and declare independence >black activity increases, more killings, more burning and looting>western world sanctions rhodesia for not letting blacks peacefully murder them>white rhodesians fight a war but are outnumbered 25:1 and lose>new black leaders take all the land and kick out the farmers, or just rape and murder them for fun>fast forward 30 years>zimbabwe has no food and is experiencing an inflation rate of 80,000,000,000% per month (not hyperbole)>begs whites to come back>no>mugabe diesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Ian Smith had no chance in a world that was hellbent in rectifying its colonial past along with provocateurs that always harangue it over these nations. His speech about South Africa abandoning the Rhodesian cause was depressing.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnbLquMQ_bk
>>736206264Damn now i'm going down the rabbit hole on this shit. Thanks
>>736204656It's funny how when Rhodesia comes up people like to just sum it up as a colonialist ethnostate when the truth is so much more complicated.
>>736205113>Someone qrd Rhodesia to mechinks and russians armed and trained blacks to kill Whites and take their land.
I don't have high hopes for it given modern localizers and translators.
>>736203249The color theme for this one is green?
It's been so long I've come up with three separate ideas for the P6 story.>gap year vacation where you travel from Hawaii out to different locales around the pacific rim in real in-game time, a more spread out version of the Tokyo map of P5 where it takes in-game days to travel. You have to be at certain events by full moons to complete rituals so your party members are mostly Shadow World ally muppets and it's a roadtrip Muppet Movie style with banjo themes and relaxing music, but your social connections are at specific spots for each arcana, and while you can level it somewhat online, you have to be in these places for certain key rank ups>Persona covid hits and you're stuck indoors with shipments to your home, and a doorway to the expansive shadow realm, where your waifu lives and wants you to stay. You level up social skills indoors and your arcanas are somewhat in the shadow realm but there's some limited friends you can make. There's a gap in the disease during the summer where restrictions are lifted and it plays more normally with a fully open Osaka/Kyoto to explore, but by fall you're back to your room and Shadow world>AMERICA! You're an exchange student sent to a rural city in Texas and have to learn to operate a car. Shadow World is vehicles, full moon is a set of Persona Wacky Races. Real world involves you driving to school, work, new locations, everything is vehicle based and more along a track system so you aren't crashing around shit like GTA, but you have to obey traffic symbols or you could get speed cameras or caught by the police and face fines or a liscense suspsension. Full American Summer Vacation and you can travel all over Texas ala first prompt, lots of Atlus just roasting Americans and American style in that way Japanese people do, weebs will pretend they hate it until it's out and then say it's all true.
>>736207016Green is dumb. The next color schemes should be color combos of the primary RBY colors>Blue and Yellow with Green (Skies and Sunlight, sunny beaches and oceans with tropical plants)>Red and Blue with Purple (Contrasts, Police, Neon Lights, Urbanscape)>Red and Yellow with Orange (Desert and Hot Suns, Cowboy High Country)
>>736207210that's crazy manlol you're crazy
>>736203595>Mr.
The new update is outYou can now smooch the monsters
>>736197090I'm surprised there isn't a secret version of the Pierre one where Sam STILL can't bring himself to kiss him
You have to get tricked by the hat for this
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Why are they giving this movie 30-45~ scores?Its really well animated, Peach isn't as much of a girlboss, The cameos were not intrusive, has a normal child/family adventure movie plot.Is rotten tomatoes filled with furfags or something?
>>736202445>Its really well animatedThe faces look really bad. so it's really not well animated.the plot is some of the worst garbage ever made. a family plot is something like the incredibles or ratatouille that adults can actually enjoy.not this absolutely slop that only a child with brain damage would think was good.
>>736204660I havent even seen the shit yet, but seriously dude go make a fucking movie. its abundantly clear you have what it takes vs several multi billion dollar companies.
>>736204031There's another way of putting it.It attacks the problem in the womb, this way:https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775099899181681.mp4
>>736202445grow up tendie
>>736206548The movie sucks
How would you get out of this situation?
>>736207216She is but if you input a cheatcode found on Steams game discription on the menu she gets massive honkers
>>736207571Yes, but it's machine translated.
>>736198612You don't have to play the original games but a big part of Paradox is right there in the name. You won't fully understand everything that's happening if you go in completely blind but understanding everything isn't really required because it still works as a self-contained story.
>>736193539Looks like it's still being made
>>736208567>woman with small breastsWhoa there, does he want to get permanently banned from steam? Women who don't have big tits aren't real women and you are a rapist and a pedophile if you think otherwise.
>my favorite game of all time is FactorioWhat type of person do you imagine?
>>736205747https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8vFXshafmw
>>736205862>>736205992I never realized you can actually automate blueprints. I just pasted the ghosts and then manually put everything down for the whole game.
>>736207972You never made bots?
>>736207972bro didn't unlock bots
>>736205747an introvert autist, but a kind soul. Factorio is based and I respect people who are good at it.
I just watched The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, and I rate it a 10/10.I brought my Nintendo Switch 2 with me into the IMAX auditorium, and played Star Fox while waiting for the movie to start.Snoys are not invited to this thread.
>>736205010Based and same fellow Nintensissie. I had a blast and would recommend this masterpiece to anyone.
I went to the movie all dressed up in my suit.I wore the large The Super Mario Galaxy Movie t-shirt under a light-blue and white plaid buttoned shirt.I chose that buttoned shirt because it was nearly the same color as Rosalina.I wore my usual suit jacket over that, and I wore my blue denim jeans, my Oreo socks, and my fancy brown shoes.
>>736206234No snoys allowed.
Here is the salad that I ate while watching The Super Mario Galaxy Movie.
>>736208250What is betterman doing there?
Meanwhile in Black Mesa
So how do you genuinely get into these bullet hell games? Never played one before where do you start?
>>736202460 >telling a newfag to start with 11 and 15 are you actually trying to filter him on purpose? SA and LoLK are the two games most likely to make a beginner uninstall after stage 3. 15 on legacy mode is straight up sadistic if you don’t even understand routing or resource management yet.6 is fine, 7 or 8 are way comfier starting points. 13 is baby’s first 1cc so that one’s fair. But saying “anything else isn’t worth playing” when PCB and Imperishable Night exist is bait-tier take.Let the guy learn to stream before you throw him into UFO hell or Junko simulator.
>>736202239The mainline Touhou games all suck, so you can't get into them. I'd start at Embodiment of Scarlet Devil, the first bullet hell, and just play them in order.
>>736207692we agree
>>736207273>>736208463saucy?
Are you trying to bait the cp guy on purpose
>best racing game ever made>no sequel after 23 years
>>736206551i feel like its more "play it safe and test the waters now"happend with dk after movie and prolly will happen with fox
>>736204967F-Zero GX literally has been the pinnacle of the entire racing genre for 23 years and running. Better to end with perfection rather than produce a subpar sequel.
>>736207006what's this mental illness called? it's the same thing the idiots at capcom suffer from with monster hunter
>>736206551nintendo only ever saw f-zero as a tech demo game, "look how fast we can make the hardware run", the only exceptions to this were GX (was made by sega and part of a nintendo/sega/namco arcade deal) and that one gba game that's an anime tie-innintendo hasn't cared about impressive hardware in 20 years, so they have nothing to show off with a new f-zero game and they have no real reason to make one when mario kart has always sold more, has more mainstream appeal to nintendos intended audience, and is easier to make
>>736207309It's the fate of every series that goes on for too long. They play it safe so they don't really innovate on the core but slap on a shitty gimmick so they can market it as not just "more of the same".
John Tarmac
>>736207634it's a fun thread, sure, but it's also because every single person mentioned here was already famous in 2009. We don't have rock star devs anymore, not any new ones, at least.
I still have mine.Kazuo Hairy
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>>736170115HP Lovecraft!
Dan House-r
>"men" who openly play porn games on steamWhat is your problem? Do you have no shame?
>>736208512>>736208553This is why white women dont want to have children anymore.
>>736208640Women rejected me long before I became like this. At a certain point, you just embrace it.
>>736207805I prefer DLsite
>>736207805>Quotation-mark "men" despite doing something arguably more masculine (even if they're playing femboy vs futa volume 9)>Alternatively to the chauvinistic interpretation, there's the maturity question, which just makes you look more childish for worrying about looking like an adult on fucking steam>As an added bonus, "Are you even a man?" when posting Reggie>The question of shame which I'm sure has zero real moral ties and is entirely based on, "I don't want to see it."Lot of psychology to break down in a tiny post.
>>736208708what do you think Quinton and the diamond dogs would think about this? cope or dope?
