What the fuck do these fucks expect me to fucking do against this shit?
>>736196393Summons are gay as shit and cheating. I refuse to do that. I'd rather keep dying to this bitch.
>>736196393victory feels like nothing if you get help
>>736196218Acquire proficiency.
>>736196218Use a shield
>>736196218just say nomalenia can't waterfowl you without your consent
Time to talk about Trace Memory.
>>736196310I mean I would except it's still in my backlog. Maybe next time OP
Was this worse than the LISA re-release?
>>736194870NEVER pay more than $0 for RPG Maker sludge.Especially when it's a retarded, washed-up dev trying to claim a retroactive paycheck for the popularity of something he made 2 decades prior.
>>736194870>no original soundtrack because the dev didn't want to pay residuals to the composer>instead replaced with collaborative effort from some rpg maker music literal whos and toby foxthat's like 50% of the best this game has to offer shaved right off, just play the original
>>736194870Some of remaster the music was okay
better than the LISA release, at least the OFF remake did something different over the originalLISA is the same game except they censored funny jokes and added new content that completely shits on the original lore and characterisations (MOMMY I WANT MY BINKY)the new bosses in OFF are unintrusive and do not rape the game's identity
32 bit engine in an era where 64 bit was already widespread, this capped it at 4gigs memory. Apparently it has a lot of save data and file caching that gets bloated without proper cleanup as well
bump
She is everythingShe's perfectShe's my best mosquito friend
Why are momfags so obnoxious and retarded, goddamn (or momfag, it's likely one single person)
>>736193848I've made two whole posts, neither of them with images. Dumb fucking faggot.
>faggots scurry back to /vg/Good.
I shouldn't stick my penis in there, but...
>>736193603t.rashley
>autistic and can't hold a conversation to save my life>play a lot of rpgs>start treating conversations like have dialogue wheels>it actually works and normies like talking to me>blah blah blah and susie did thisTell me more.>then she blah blah blahThat's interesting. Is there more you would like to tell me?I walked into a bar and the bartender asked me>what can i get youWhat can you tell me about this town?>blah blah blahDid anything interesting happen recently?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>736196009Maybe in the third world. Here in the west a woman can legally steal half your belongings so they stay with you for the minimum amount of time and then do that. Yes even without marriage
>>736194386what mod is ops pic? There's no trait or perk called superior mind and I couldnt find it googling. also this thread reminds me of an anon who said they unironically learned from solid snake to just repeat what the opposite person said. ill see if I can find it in desuarchive
>>736194751A good rule especially at the start, is say things for the purpose of entertaining yourself. If i had nothing really to say i'd just make up things that happened on a previous date and they just find it amusing
>>736194386Yeah socializing is all about sounding normal. Social cues are highly ritualized so if you look and sound normal it doesn't really matter what you say specifically.
>>736194386
ITT: Well-written female characters
>>736190858out of 10
>>736190858Probably around the time /v/ started hating games
>>736188915you're mom lmao
>>736188915My wife Kohaku The best female character mushroom man has wrote
Our dear Grace Ashcroft, how can ANYONE hate this goofy goober?
Her first period...
>>736195552raped
>>736195552Sufficiently wacey
>>736195651Leon is 5'11
>>736196245She must have not worn anything on bottom and sneezed while doing a headstand.
>250k copies sold >Glowing reviews>Xcom dethroned Easily the best strategy game ever released
Menace? I prefer womenqueens.
>>736196771Fuck you Carlos
NINTENDO
>>736194557the one sliding inside a parking building looks so fucking kino
>>736194207>Diaper suit mario
>>736195863>wanting to play with an AI filtergo home jensen huang
>>736196280>play with an AI filterAI sucks but you have no idea what you're even talking about
>>736194557This does show how Nintendo got the movement down right for Mario 64.
>short, flat girl>but wide hips and huge thighsThere should be more characters like this in vidya
>>736194081There's plenty of characters like that, Anon.
>>736194081Shut up paki
New cunny
Peak female form.
Kliff Mcduff (that's really his name btw) will go down as the worst protagonist in gaming history
He's based
>>736184053hes literally me
>>736184053Whatever you say, yasuke-san
>>736184053He's kind of an empty character so that when the side characters do the side quests, the dialogue can be completely neutral. Shouldn't have even made the side characters playable really, they're useless in a lot of ways, like literally they don't have the functions needed to do puzzles and shit.
they reuse the same exact "yes" line over and over for side quests where thats literally all he says the entire question, 1 word. then the npc rambles . its the lowest effort shit ive ever scene in games, there's no excuse either because voice acting is the easiest cheapest thing they can do in games
Let's talk about strategy rpgs. I just finished chapter 1 of Unicorn Overlord and I'm having fun. After putting the game on expert difficulty, it doesn't feel like I'm fighting an army of tards anymore. If you choose to play this game, you want to play it on hard or the max difficulty. Normal is just way too easy. Yahna is best girl.Also, the story was a little better than I initially thought. The plot is pretty generic, but I wasn't expecting Renault's depression arc of redemption where he larps as a different knight.There's really nothing truly wrong with it. I am sad, because similar to Fire Emblem and RPGs with huge casts, it's a shame that not everybody gets to interact with everyone in the supports. Of course, it would be insane if a developer was able to achieve that. It's just that I think it would have been funny if a country bumpkin like Rolf got to interact with a princess like Virginia. I like to pretend that Auch gets amazon positioned every night by Berenice because that would be funny.I thought about buying the monarch edition.
Will Square release a new Final Fantasy Tactics after the remake?
is uo really based on ogre battle? the original game and the n64 one are some of the most underrated srpgs.
>>736195969I don't know if Vanillaware said anywhere that UO is explicitly inspired by Ogre Battle, but it does play like a modern version. The best change is that UO doesn't have alignment.
>>736191290>There's really nothing truly wrong with it.It's basically unfinished. The last 2 zones feel incomplete compared to the 2 previous ones. The extra difficulty that unlocks is barely more difficult. None of the squads you fight ever have full gear. The last mission gives you units that you can't use on anything. There's no New Game+ equivalent. It just needed more funding, but the main dev had to fund the end of its development out of his own pocket. Also Rosalinde best girl.
>>736191290>Auto-battler for retarded gacha audience>StrategyKek lmao
Is this one of the worst video game remakes of all time? It's only been two years but I cannot think of anything as soulless as this one.
>>736190930Mary looks dopey af
>>736191882During that sequence in the remake Maria runs ahead of you lol
>>736195765I accept your concession.
You can still play the originals m8, only way you'd have a point is if they create a new cannon out of the remake like re
it's better than the original and i won't have some senile boomer tell me otherwise. And no, i don't care to play the original. I don't need to play the original to tell you that this game is better. It's clearly better than dated garbage.
How did Crimson Desert win this hard?
>>736194854Steam is 90% chinese.
>>736195985Build better engines. For years devs and players have been shitting on UE and now finally they see what can be possible if they just make a better engine.
>>736195664Deport steam chart whiners.
>>736195592This is a falseflag (kek). DEI lostJust bring back straight, male-led homogenous dev teams in western studios and everyone who cares about games will start winning again
>>736196762Sorry kiddo but experts and people that do market research say the opposite, SBI won :)
John Tarmac
>>736189020lost
>>736195221Heheh
John Homero
>>736196291D'oh!
>>736196647katana
It's fucking over
https://minerva-archive.org/
Which video game franchise has the most fans that never played the games?
>>736195896>I need visual and auditory stimuliYou shitty brats have it too easy. Back in my days, imagination was your best friend.
>>736196317Didn't fallout go to shit after 2 or something? I honestly never played any of them but that's what I gather when I hear people talking about it. Apparently the first one was a pretty dark game and then 2 was different and everything else went to crap or something like that.
Yokai watch
>>736195896>I need visual and auditory stimuliYou haven't lived until you jacked off to some high quality AI sexbot.
Can someone send the image of satori wearing a pink hijab please I can't find it
We’re one big step closer to alien waifus, bros.
I have ayylmao fever. Which games let me date an alien that doesn't just look like a human?
>>736194329look, my ocs
>>736194782Teraurge
>>736196018What kind of game is Teraurge anyway?
>Appearing offline just to avoid being bothered while playing vidya>Some fuck still keeps sending me dmsSo friggin annoying.
>>736195165No
I freak out during 1on1 DM conversations online.
>>736168282>don't log into my alt discord account for like a year>retard kept using our dms to take notes and post random memes>log back in and ask him what the hell he's doing>pretends he doesn't know me
>>736188853They were all groomed, then. I'm sorry.
>>736168114>in my bed>jerking off to big tiddy fox girls>buddy at work asks me a work question
