>game is entirely an escort missionIt can't be that good can it?
>>736200701Anon...
>>736200580I'm sure you're using those 15 minutes for something very important
>>736200621Excessive masturbation. My schedule is pretty packed.
>>736204390You know what? Based
https://files.catbox.moe/ckimpn.jpgomg..
For an april fools' joke, I think this one was alright. It was better than the DOGE one at least.
still the normal one
>>736205468Nice to see Niko again. Even if it’s a crossover.
>>736197702this is way better than the actual fucking captcha that shit makes me wanna kill myself every single time
>>736197702this event fucking sucks
>>736197702I'm not a furry but would
Just got around to beating this game on my backlog. Was a ridiculously long game (like 70ish hours to beat most of the stuff).It was fun, was able to beat like 95% of the puzzles without looking at hints, but some of the reflexes required for this made me feel my unc status. What did you guys think of this game and what do you think about the supposed sequel that is coming out this year?
>>736207893Nah it's been 3 years
>>736203425>What did you guys think of this gameI bought it when it was still unfinished on Greenlight. I probably played like 20 hours of it, but I stopped because gathering 20 boar asses to craft weapons and armor felt too much like an MMO to me. I had fun outside of the MMO style grind.
>>736207984You should go back and finish your old games before playing new ones.
>>736207991Just buy the items from a store. Yeah that grind and trade system was wild cause it's like let me just buy shit.
It's really a great game, but i think the story is kind of silly. The puzzles were fun and it brings me back a lot of memories from Alundra.I think the game is missing a coop mod and it could have been fun to race against another real player in dungeons.Yet i'm not a super fan of racing against a simple timer.I still haven't done the dlc and i'm planing to restart the game from zero one day.
So how do you genuinely get into these bullet hell games? Never played one before where do you start?
>>736204456make sure to get thcrap, it's an english patcher for every touhou game
>>736202460 >telling a newfag to start with 11 and 15 are you actually trying to filter him on purpose? SA and LoLK are the two games most likely to make a beginner uninstall after stage 3. 15 on legacy mode is straight up sadistic if you don’t even understand routing or resource management yet.6 is fine, 7 or 8 are way comfier starting points. 13 is baby’s first 1cc so that one’s fair. But saying “anything else isn’t worth playing” when PCB and Imperishable Night exist is bait-tier take.Let the guy learn to stream before you throw him into UFO hell or Junko simulator.
>>736202239The mainline Touhou games all suck, so you can't get into them. I'd start at Embodiment of Scarlet Devil, the first bullet hell, and just play them in order.
>>736207692we agree
>>736207273>>736208463saucy?
why do children like ai generated stuff
>>736208270Nyan cat is zoomer thoughbeit
>>736208270>cute work of passion made because the creator wanted to make it vs zero-effort AI-generated deformed slop created to maximize views and engagementWe should have taught zoomers that the internet used to be a good place full of passion, they can't even imagine it.
>>736208271Thank you, i almost forgot to masturbate to the suiseiseki zone flash today.
>>736206206God that show was so fucking hideous, zoomers had the absolute worse cartoons.>>736206384Nepotism goes a long way
>>736208352nope>>736208441>delusional troon unc
Mooooooooooo
>>736207285
>>736207819
>>736202064No arrow therefore you look like that and say that
Return to Thunder Bluff
>>736202221
How do you do, fellow Death Stranders? Finished the game yet?
>GIANT ENEMY CRABbravo
>>736206137> 1,436.00 EURHow could you possibly justify spending that much on a fucking jacket?
>>736208037looks cool
>dad walks in
>love my bike>have to go to a new area for a boat ride>try to traverse using my bike>its impossible>forced to abandon my bike
What causes this mentality?
>>736194949Anime is kryptonite to normalfags
>>736197986>being true to yourself,And then immediately comforming to Japanese society even down to the behavior.
>>736194949persona 5 is the game normies recommend and say some shit like "yeah its anime but its actually good"
>>736198436Adults like sex. Adults do not like childish "the power of friendship" stories about teenagers
>>736203659I genuinely have no idea how anyone can stomach shit like this, especially when the gameplay is just this over and over again for like 70 hours
>Grown men will pay to watch another grown man play video games and say hello to them once in a while over a LivestreamWhat the fuck
>Grown men will come to a 4chan board and complain about what other men do with their time kinda gay ngl
When does this game get good? I'm not having fun yet.
Is it worth $2.99?
its ass but ive played a lot worse, its like a 5/10 shooter
>>736208540Damn its that meh? I thought everyone just hated it because it took so long and didn't deliver a 9/10 for the time it took.
I wouldn't buy it for $0.00.
>>736208610What if I gifted it to you?
If you’re caught buying this, you should be put on a watchlist
>>736133717Checks out
>>736205523wtf anon thats a good idea. why arent you at capcom?
>>736207890haven't checked the thread but this is on front page
>>736207961I hate the new astroturfed chainsaw man acronym. Especially since, like many newspeaks, you can see obviously evil intentions. Now it is just "sexual abuse" and "material". This creates an overly vague definition where fags can apply it to fictional stuff for being "material", record you giving your daughter a pat on the butt and call it "sexual abuse", brainstorm new things to broaden this term even further, and more insanity. Even worse because this still goes outside the bounds of the law, these guys seem only capable of focusing on actually legal shit like the sibling who tries to punish when they feel like the parent isn't doing enough. Even even worse because while these faggots are evil, they likely just adopted this newspeak out of cowardice. Because it contains less scary words and they also have some retarded mass hysteria where they now believe every social media platform has TikTok tier censorship.
>>736208348Of course it is. This is exactly why i hate this term.
Here's your female character bro
>>736207051I've only played 3rd strike a few times. I'm more of a street fighter 2 guy.
>>736207051Do you fap to Makoto's feet?
>>736206763well atleast she will create more robo armor fanarts
>>736207329i fap to landing low short xx super 1 and nuking faggots who approach me>>736207289street fighter 2 is fucking dog shit
>>736208486>the post-round disrespect kickmore games should have this
Anyone else agree that Ada never liked Leon?
>>736138495fucking sherry pedo/cucks didn't even play RE 2 remakeI figured as much... tourist keeps ruining everything
>>736207985Oh boy, here we go again...
>>736207747ClassicsChris and Jill go through RE1 separately.Chris and Jill go through RE1R separately.Leon and Claire go through RE2 separately.Jill and Carlos go through RE3 separately.ChroniclesChris and Jill go through RE1 together.Leon and Claire go through RE2 together.Jill and Carlos go through RE3 together.RE EngineLeon and Claire go through RE2R separately.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>736208534cope sherry pedo
>>736121884Leon should marry every girl on the franchise, even the dead ones
This is the best Zelda game and it's criminal how terrible the sequels are.
I miss the infinite rupee glitch a lot>reach 4* weapon for some asshole like tingle who I never use>no secondary character option
>>736201861I want you to know that I agree with you and anyone who disagrees with us is retarded. We are in this together.
>>736207629>Make a Zelda I can't makeSo a good one? lmao
>>736208007I hate these stuffy jap boomers so much. Imagine how much more creative the games would be without them. I don't understand how Aonuma went from making something as wild as Majora's Mask to playing every game safe and boring.
I got about 100 hours in. Didn't ever get to the later characters, but I keep getting the urge to go back. I always get stuck on having to do some missions for characters I don't like or haven't leveled and then stop for a bit.
>My foreskin looks like a turtle!
MR. GAY MAN WATCH
>>736208265More like Mr.GayMan Watch! Har har!
Best memberberry of the movie because it's an actual Smash reference instead of being another of Miyamoto's babies
>>736208265Mr Meet&Fuck
Punished Grace
stop spamming this shit already
>>736207785Just close your eyes nigga
Grace is on life support.
G-gracebros?
games that left you like this?for me it was 4chan 2026 April fools
>>736202985every vampire survivors clonethey all make like 3 hours of content and then the game is abandoned
>>736203915>check /pol/ew no wtf
>That's it?>That's the sequel to BotW?>That was just the same game again with Garry's Mod bullshit tacked on!
>>736202985ffxii
I wish it was permanent, it's a good gatekeep if it wasn't for the fucking gacha slop.
>all of the scenes of Yoshi doing his entire shtick were in the trailersOut of spite, April Fools /v/ore thread. Post your favorite vidya /v/ore animations.I like this one from YNI when you catch a big shy guy.
>>736207947there should be a game where you play as a mimic chest
this thread explains and validates all of the "rich people eat people" stuff
>>736208396I think eating people in real life is gross though
>>736207947That is correct. >>736207869Endosoma term exists but they always cloud definitions. Prey purpose is the most direct understanding, rhetoric and themes bend around them far more than any other factor. Nature obviously expects it on some level, organisms symbiote each other so often on the instinctual level. It is everywhere I look.
>>736208248Stealing this, thanks. I'll credit "anon".
Now that the day is almost over, I can safely say that this event did, in fact, suck ass.How would (You) make a fun and interesting april fool's event, bros?
>>736206678just make oreo flavors 2 and board merge 2. this shit to just make it a one time thing is nonsense
>>736206678Board rivalriesRandom words in your posts are replaced with antonyms
>Captchas of le ebin 4chan maymays>except its not all oldfag memes but shitty modern slop too>didn't even show up all the time-I posted almost all evening and got like 2 special captchas>hardly needed to engage with it, newfags can just get normal captchasIt is actually stunning just how much this event shat the bed. I genuinely had more fun with the fucking emoji and stonk events.
>>736206678Just rerun the candy event
>>736206913>pressed CTRL-A on the pagenothin personnel, kid
