How do we fix the Soulcalibur microgenre?
Well, Wolfkrone has just been made great again.
>>730564902When Heihachi time warps back into Soul Calibur II's events, he inadvertently becomes the source of his own problems. Creating his own ancestor via fucking some Japanese broad while in the past, which accidentally spawns the recessive Angel and Devil Bloodlines.
>>730493417>the bottom V AmyI have a sexual thing for slutty hags...
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>>730460535>>730479542>>730492819>>730493417>>730499952>>730536941>>730539210>>730541743>>730545525>>730569658 (MUH DICK)I want to fuck this tomato and pop her cherry so badly it's not just unreal. It's a crysis.
why
>>730569561That's actually pretty good.
>>730549052>Callie
>>730570397I think MUGEN is the closer parallel.
>>730560039Its just ok. I wouldn't find it worth playing if it didn't have Goku using firearms
>>730561801I'm pretty pissed about this. Not only is her new model a bizarre downgrade, she doesn't even play vidya anymore. Why can't she do both?
Anyone else feels like the 2020s saw a strange burst of mascot horror games that then just kind of... disappeared?What was up with that?We had Amanda the Adventurer, Shipwrecked 64, FNAF Security Breach, Poppy Playtime, Dandy's World, KinitoPET, Garten of Banban, even Mouthwashing in a way.Why was that?
>>730570738>Cough... Cough... So... Hungry... I don't have much time left Anon, but don't cry for me... Smile because it happened.
>>730571172What?
Are people going into debt to buy one of these or is Sony lying about the amount they've sold? Because there is no way the average person is spending $550 or $750 for a video game console. I used to always buy the newest Playstation when it was released but that trend stopped with the PS5. It's too fucking expensive.
>>730561398No it wasn't. It was notoriously hard to develop for due to the CELL3 processor, and they barely had any games. The 360 was the leader in hardware sales for most of that generation until they stopped focusing on the console and started pushing stupid ass Kinect bullshit. That's where the PS3 got its act together and it caught up.
>>730570901It is worth it. Piracy is a service problem.
>>730571021My doctor's name is Fukunaga.
>>730570934>I'm going to give you a pity reply and say you need to work on your bantz. No wonder you're so quick to anger. You're too witless for a good comeback but just self conscious enough to realize you're a loser. Fucking glib.Okay, on your deathbed when cancer eats away at your prostate you can remind me how quick to anger I am, while you are unable to form thoughts and your life slips away, god, at least you weren't quick to anger.
>>730571071The PS3 had better games than 3Shitty as early as 2008. Also free online, HDD and even BC in early models and no RROD. It BTFO 3Shitty hard.
>This land is peaceful, its inhabitants kindWell that was a fucking lie, you lying whore
>>730560957I had a dream I was trudging uphill through the snow late at night and something shook the ground causing a large pile of snow to fall on me like a mini avalanche. I rolled to the bottom of the hill and was pretty shaken up. It felt like something took most of the hit for me. I got up and shook it off, but as I was heading back, this apparition of a large dragon was standing over me, barely opaque. Mostly invisible. Seemingly also hurt from the impact.When I finally saw past the large wings, it appeared more like a giant woman grimacing on all fours, again barely visible underneath, with her breasts dangling above, before going invisible again. I'm not sure why she seemed to be naked, unless it's from the impact. I should've been shitting myself but I didn't feel scared. I could see really nice nipples. It was weird how this woman appeared to be a large dragon one minute and then a woman Not saying it was Pricilla, but... I could vaguely make out the white hair.
>>730560957>women lying about dangerous monsters being peacefulwhoaaaaaa shocking
>>730560957think is where the fuck does she sleep or eat
>>730564163He's jacked
>>730560957feet
Alpha minecraft PVP server with real money>removed all the shit ruining minecraft>added cool new stuff>real money value to all resourceshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2-m-jzh9Lg&list=PLnCxCF1ocA6_ZuOnGIMutzl_vax62fjSe&index=2
My PC refuses to boot since I've tried undervolting my GPU using AMD adrenalin software, making my RAM follow an "XMP" profile then also undervolting CPU, in that order. I made the last two modifications in the bios. How do I revert that shit? I have an AMD 5600x CPU with a 6700 XT GPU, and the ram is 16 GB DDR4 (two separate 8 GB sticks from corsair I think)I just wanted to make my pc run smoother for games and followed a techtuber (who seemed legitimate, not some random thirdie) to do it. What do I do /v/
>>730569983lol
Just pop out the cmos battery for a bit then put it back in to reset the BIOS. it's on the motherboard
>>730569983Buy a switch
>>730569983>Techtuber>Not a thirdieThat was your first mistakeSay bye bye to your pc
>Game gets banned for oppai loli>Just makes her taller and call her a mentally retarded adult woman>It actually works and game remains unbanned
>>730566902kek
>>730568035i wonder how funny this game is to non-germans. i enjoyed it quite a lot back then even apart from the porn but i feel like a lot of the jokes are very specific
>>73056914290% of german jokes are just mentioning some random thing and then saying "das is good".
>>730561209Isn't this game abandoned? What was it this time? Dog died? Wife pregnant with quintuplets? Everyone in their family died in a car crash? The dev has aids?
>>730568034Don't bother, they're never gonna tell us. Don't blame them either, though. Some shit needs to be gatekept.
>pixel art game>HD UI>inconsistent pixel size>bloom and other post processing effects>widescreen
FFXIV wonthey fucking won
>>730565793How long does it take to do a second Eureka weapon once you've done the first? Is there any part that is faster?
>>730569049It's significantly faster to do more of them simply because you don't have to level up your character for FATE train rewards, but it's not actually possible for the resource acquisition to go any faster. There's first time speed and there's literally every other time speed, similar to ARR relics where the only speed-up is you know what you're doing this time
which waifu you looking forward to in winterwolves?
>>730551971>FFXIV wonnobody told me it was opposite day.
>>730553651>What do you do in FFXIV?Play the 10000000000000 hour shonen animu story, collect glam, ERP or uninstall. It has no relevant end game or pvp.
When does this game get good? I'm halfway through the colosseum and the combat is insufferably intrusive. The levels are also way too dark I can't see shit
>>730568468>halfwayIt's not gonna get any better, best to drop it.>>730569606In your case no, they'll just get worse as you proceed. Although the first reboot trilogy plays like the Prince of Persia Sands of Time series and the Nu-Raider trilogy plays like Uncharted. Those might be worth investigating in your case if you still care enough.
filtered i love when my psycho wife decimates endangered species and forgotten tribes
The reveal of the T. Rex is the peak of the game. Back in the day the most popular gif of Tomb Raider was the T. Rex eating her with the nude patch applied.
>>730569761Those are the parts I like, the combat just keeps making things annoying
>>730568468Ancient Cistern is when I realized I was playing peak
What's the biggest indicator a game will be shit?
>Square-Enix remake
>>730565324pick 1 of 3 rewardsrandomly generated levelsshitty graphics settings enabled by default (chromatic trash, bloom, fake CRT lines, etc.)
>>730565324I'm a leftist but when the main advertising of a game is "look, we have the minorities(world wide majorities) and we care about the gays(and their money)!" only to then proceed to show me some of the ugliest bastards on the planet, I know it's gonna be shit.
>>730569823More like especially Steins Gate, and that goes extra now if it's a spinoff they're trying to release to milk more money again.
>>730565324Open World.
Does /v/ own figurines?
>>730540096kys aidsfaggot
>>730567264Don't make fun of my gf
>>730510803I have a lot of Gunpla/other models, and then a bunch of figures and plushes I've gotten from collector's editions or as gifts. Pic related is my favorite lil dude.
not anymoreI unironically rather spend money on gacha over buying plastic
>>730529470I think you should kill yourself, nicolai.
>You have legit issuesThat's a good percentage of /v/ anyways
TTTTUNNEL SNAKES RULEWE'RE THE- TUNNEL- SNAKESTHATS USAND WE RULE RULEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU
>>730571050came here to post that
What are your biggest red flags in a game?
Anime art style Overdesigned characters Battle pass
Devs talk about future DLC before the game even released
>>730569057Early Access. It signals that the game's going to be in development hell or become abandonware but at least you get to play it while waiting for a better version that will never come.
>>730570273occasionally a game gets out of early access.Onirism(listen it's /v/, had to mention it)World of HorrorPsiloSybilHadesHades 2Baldur's Gate 3(yes it was early access for a few years before its actual launch)FAITH: The Unholy TrinityViscerafestjust to name a few. ULTRAKILL is also getting steady progress done.
Niggers
It's a fact that Timmy has the most fun.
>>730546683nobody cares about card effect for collab garbage. the cards dies in sleeves on ebay
>>730541145border colors can be seen when viewed from the side, i.e. silver bordered cards are notably lighter colored than black border cards when looking at the profile of a deck. this caused particular issues in draft and sealed format where you open silver-bordered cards from packs and make decks using those cards and generic basic lands, which still have regular black borders. tournaments at every sanctioned level were required to sleeve sealed and draft decks in opaque sleeves because otherwise it was trivial for people to see the order of lands vs cards out of a pack in both players decks. due to this, about ten years back wizards decided to make all cards uniformly black bordered.
>>730539640Every Timmy thinks he's a Spike.
>>730540548I only ever see success if I combo it with Ardyn.
>>730570628Its more that half of the people who everyone thinks are spikes are actually timmies. LSV has a pet card and forces it as hard as he can in every deck, people just think its 'spike' because his pet card is blue instant draw 2 and not a 7 mana 9/9.
They're going to reveal that Jenova is actually Ultimecia.
>>730569718nta but I think the alternate timeline thing is bs.it seems more likely it's lifestream dream "unable to differentiate between what reality is/what happened vs what we imagine/dream" stuff. Not too different than Cloud imagining things being different with him taking the place of Zack.
>>730569497That was part of her since she's an alien.
>>730568461Well fucking obviously, duh. Did anybody think the shapeshifting alien just happened to look like a human?
>wait 20 years for a remake>get some fanfic time jannywho was this made for? newfags who never played the original got confused, oldfags hate the time jannies
>>730560580No, Genesis was created specifically so Gackt could be in the game
>What are you currently enjoying on your Switch 2 /v/?>What are you looking forward to, or most excited for in 2026 so far?>Did you get anything in the eShop sales?
>>730570417Annoyingly enough yakuza is extremely hit or miss with people, you either hate how much of a slog it is, or you absolutely love the gripping story and end up an obsessed fan with almost no in-between.
>>730570209We have been over this a hundred fucking times.If YOU faggots who try to push jews/kikes as White/Western.And thanks for not captializing the 'W' in White.Exposing yourself further there lad.Jews are not White, they do not possess the Western biospirit. They can not create Western culture or civilization.And yes I will give suggestions to any anons on 4chan on how to better talk so they can undermine antiwhiteism and end this shit. Be it on /v/, /a/, /co/, /his/ etc.You can NOT win against antiwhiteism in the antiwhite narrative. People have TRIED since the fucking 50s, or even earlier, to no damned success.And for a website whose leading slogan is 'ironically shitposting is still shitposting' NONE of you got the memo that 'ironically being 'woke', being 'sjw',.,...ironically being ANTIWHITE, is still being antiwhite' and pushing the dogma out into society.
I currently have>kirby air riders>donkey kong bananza>bayonetta 3>mario kart world>astral chain>sonic frontiers>Mario and Luigi Brothership>Tears of the Kingdomall of these are games I've either hardly played or never played and I'm wondering which one I should start already for comfy switch gaming in bedI also have all the xenoblades but I've had multiple instances in the past where I tried to play xenoblade chronicles 1 and my save got deleted and I want to play them in order but I'm annoyed at starting xenoblade 1 again
>>730570417Salaryman Shi I think it 10 bucks or less. It's made by a fellow /v/ anon.A platformer in the vein of mario though a bit more technical and challenging.Vividlope MIGHT also be 10 or less but I can't recall. /v/ made game about a bunny that has to flip tiles to his color. a decent puzzler/score attack game
>>730570775How the fuck did your xenoblade save get deleted? You don't even have a cloud back up?Though with those as the options.....I'd go Brothership, 3d World, TotK, or Bananza for comfy easy to enjoy gaming.Astral Chain and Bayo can get stressful due to score hunting/going for perfects.Mario kart and air riders depends on how tweaked you get by bs online.never played frontiers so no remark.
It's Saturday and that means its time to get on for another slamdunk of a /v/an in tf2!Address: 131.153.242.158:27015 or tf2.madhammer.club>Why the fuck is there so much custom contentJust download all of the content directly through our server instead of through tf2https://cdn.madhammer.club/misc/van-content.7zand then place the content into their respective tf2 folders>For Sunday we are going to play counter strike 1.6Want to get suddenly pinged with invitations to play goldsrc slop? click on this link!https://steamcommunity.com/groups/party_van
>>730569428did I say dustbowl is good ESL-kun?
drunk =/= personality
>>730570143>too much of a pussy to say it in the server in fear of being ripped apart by everyone else having fun
Kudos to admins for listening to the answers posted a few weeks ago about what was good/bad about the /v/an this year. This weekend was fun. Thanks for doing it for free.
>>730570410Cry about it janny
