Tom Nook from Animal Crossing
>>730853234>censoring the balls of an animalcringe
if your favorite has triple digits or more on e6 then you ain't SHIT
>>730854091normal fag franchise
Yeah yeah I want him to blackmail me and force me to worship his big musky balls every day
>>730853916Fang is a cranky villager you dummy
Is there any game with king-like characters that just exists for comic relief purposes?
I think Yugioh is for faggots.
>>730855093A twin pack
>radori spammer is a teiobroAh, I see
>>730855146What a peculiar way to come out of the closet.
>>730854498theres a lot, by i really love this card, very cool>>730855216oh no, not laundry
FFVI was a graphically hideous mess,even by the standards of its contemporaries
>>730850406How dare you. She's a general, not some opera floozy!
>>730849180True
>>730850230I agree. Final Fantasy 4s airship over world looks much better. I thought that back in 94 too. Wonder if it was memory related because the overworld was bigger and I've heard mode 7 takes up less space
>>730849485Ridge Racer didn't age well.
>Complete chapter 1>78% of players unlocked this>Complete chapter 2>45% of players unlocked this>Complete chapter 3>63% of players unlocked this
>>730853483Poisoned by ((them))
>>730853483It just goes to show how backwards and evil that way of living is. A single cough can annihilate you.
>>730853653yeah this is actually my third playthrough of it, first time on PC so I installed a shitload of mods. no idea how much I have logged on the pos4 on my first two playthroughs.
>>730853825Even baseder. What's going on in that pic with the lines on the floor?
>>730853483Seed oils
Why are well liked games like KCD2 and Hell is us already past the 50% off barely a year after release? I can't tell if this is a genuine pro gamer move or a bad sign
>>7308512855 million copies sold chud
Hell Is Us bombed because they released the same day as Silksong and the publisher didn't think it was important enough to delay the game.
Gaydom Cum 2 Into a Man's Ass
Why does every girl in that series look so ugly in that game? Theresa looks like a caveman. I rather play TW3 for a better time.
>>730850719Toxotranny moment
so i finally got this. played mario kart and that was pretty cool, but got boring after 40 minutes.now what?
>>730840787Swap it for a Steam Deck and play your PC library, pirated games and emulators on the go.
>>730840787You uhhh, well, ummm, you tell me.
>>730852631>the only way to play older games is Gabe's tabletPC vegans are a funny bunch
>>730840787Buyer's remorse sets in.
>>730852631>On the goWHO plays "on the go"? How often do you travel and where do you go that you'd prefer to sit on your ass playing videogames on a bulky ass device than actually focusing on what you're doing outside like an adult? Be honest and say "you can play it while you're taking a dump" because that's about as much portability 99% of people are going to leverage out of the device. People play handhelds mostly in their home. Do you know what else people have in their homes? Televisions. Why the fuck would I play my steam library games on a tiny ass screen at low to low-medium settings at 720p and a cinematic 30 fucking fps, IF THAT, when you can achieve the same thing with any PC from the last 5-6 years and your phone using Moonlight or the Steam Link app if you don't have a third world tier internet connection?Imagine playing that huge thing while waiting for something in a store, or while you're at the park or something. You'd look ridiculous. You'd look like massive fucking manchild.>B-B-B-But muh roms>M-m-muh emulation station!Anyone who actually, regularly emulates retro games already has a myriad devices to play them on, both with a built-in screen and without it. You turbofaggots bring up emulation as a big selling point for the Deck when in reality you'll download an ISO of Silent Hill 2, take a picture of the title screen running on the emulator so you can post it here, and then close it down and put the dogshit handheld back on the shelf to collect dust for another 3 months>If I try to make people get buyer's remorse about their own piece of shit device, maybe mine will disappear!>Lord Gaben I praised the 'eck on the 'chans again! Pls insert another anal bead in my ass!
This came out 15 years ago
Yoshi's Island is the only good Yoshi game
>>730844808God DAMN, that tongue.Pink Yosh best Yosh, as always.
>>730844808>Yooo yooo yoooI don't get it. But it's cute regardless.
>>730850192Something about pink being very loud in bed
Every time I see a yoshi thread it takes me way back to the days of Yoshiart and the forums there.In hindsight, that place was pretty fucking weird, but man do I wish I could still go back and read through all of it and my old posts.
>>730852261>that place was pretty fucking weirdThats putting it very mildy ha ha
>Ruins your franchise forever
>>730831828trvke>>730834516even bigger trvkebtw I like DD and SOJ btw
>>730831209They only have themselves to blame desu. They didn't have to make her this hot.
>>730849780>old general from a European country>uses terms like high score and game over for zero fucking reasonWhat did he mean by this
>>730831601>kojimbo>actual formerly niche series>biggest anime in the first half of the 2010s >the most successful visual novel series ever
test
He deserved his own game
>>730846137PFUCKIN ASSHOLE!
he deserves to sit on my dick
It was Connor's game
>>730845830Conor is basically human with Asperger.Also Bryan Dechert and his have this gaming channel and they look so cute and innocent in it and nice.But I don't watch them
>>730845830Just play Megaman X
ITT we post beta designs and concept art that look better than what we got in the final game
>>730846230from ugly nigger to........ugly nigger WHOAH NL FUCKING WAY BRO
>>7308462304 is the best, and it's 90% because of the noseI believe every single Stardew character's final look was more or less worse than Ape's earlier iterations of them.It's as if he got pressured in to redesigning them.Especially the shift from top row to bottom row, he just added a bunch of violet and contrast for no reason, and completely changed hair length, color and style.
>>730846230Fucking why didn't he stick to this???????she looks so fucking ugly with the glasses and dimples looking like a hag librarian
>>730853047her mouth is literally the same wtf are you smokingher current design just has fuller lips/lipstick
>>730853285NTA, but the corners of her mouth do a 90 degree upwards turn, while the older front one has a smoother curve,the fuller lips also look dumber because they're so centered, like some geisha, leaving a good 30-40% "without" lipsAs a bonus, the hair is way uglier, the face is rounder/chubbier, the nose is wider and the glasses & colors just emphasize the total dork that her design has becomeBasically, it's like you took someone naturally goodlooking and tumblr'd them until unrecognizable
Can you recommend some games like Max Payne or Kane & Lynch?
>>730852138That's not true. The first game was disliked because it was an inferior successor to Freedom Fighters with stiff controls and annoying characters.K&L2 still isn't as good as Freedom Fighters. But it's a competent TPS with a remarkable visual style and tone that is fucking rotten, rancid, disgusting, and evil. And it's awesome for it. It's one of the rawest looking games of all time. When you blow someones head off and it gets pixelated, wow, what an effect.Also, over the age of 30? It's a cult sequel to a game no one liked in the first place and it's 16 years old. Nobody under 30 has ever even heard of this shit. And who gives a fuck anyway?
>>730852138>>730853043I watched a YT video of it being played and it didn't look like a game worth actually playing. The visual style was interesting, but not nearly interesting enough to justify dedicating any significant length of time to playing a mediocre cover shooter.
>>730853243People are way more judgmental of games now then they were back then. A janky game with some fun mechanics and a cool premise/art style was enough. If the game was before your time, don't bother.
>>730851953you know what you have to do
>>730851953 Ride the thread out, brother. Kane & Lynch 2 was ahead of its time-grainy camcorder insanity, raw as hell, and absolutely drenched in nihilism. You made a thread for real ones, not for the faint of heart. Sometimes greatness ain’t appreciated till long after it’s gone.
Honest thoughts on RDR2?
>press X to call an NPC niggerThat'd make the game 10/10
Kino game.
unkino game.
Greatest open world in a videogame ever, fun shooting mechanics, great atmosphere, good soundtrack, the story is kind of boring but you can just treat it as a second game within a larger whole, maybe a reason to shoot people up or smth idk..
>>730846460Never played it. Looks dumb.
>causes Todd and Bethesda decades worth of PTSD
>DOOM Eternal >first-person shooter game>has jump puzzles Why?
>>730852623Why not? The game has cool movement.
I like a big helping of exploration with my shooting.
>>730852726ISTAND ALONE
>>730852623It bothers me that the developers and corpotads thought The Dark Ages failed because it didn't have jumping puzzles when removing that garbage was the only good thing they did.
>>730852623first person platforming is literally peak, kys
Maybe I'm a brainlet but I wasn't clear about Susie's relationship to Haltmann in Robobot. Was she mind-wiped or is she just a robot built in the image of Haltmann's dead daughter?
>>730815269Someone post the fat fetish artThe HEAVY duty fat fetish art
>agent 47>primary weapon: silverballer>atomic element 47 = silverwoah
I don't get it
le terminator gun :p
>silverballer>is actually stainless steelbravo nolan
>>730853558It feels weird seeing the Hitman insignia knowing it's the negative space of a lilly
https://strawpoll.com/NMnQN1Bldg6
>>730849004All platformers are straight garbage. But SA2 has the chao garden, so thats why they vote on it
>>730849285Do you like shooters anon? Be honest with us.
>>730848941
>>730849457What does that have to do with anything
>>730844136bump
Would you play a game that looks like this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcAZXEZQgRw
What are some video game worlds where the protagonists/survivors would be better off dead than dealing with the threat
>>730848659Cyberpunk 2077. The whole time, I'm just thinking this game sucks. I had V shoot himself
>>730848659real life
>>730848721Johnny's idea and message would've worked by giving power to the people to have them revolt and overthrow. The next cyberpunk would work if you could lead a revolution to fix the shitty state the world is in.
>>730851780>johnny's idea and message would've workedit empirically did not because the 4th corporate war ended the way it did and the entire fucking planet become absolutely shittier as a direct result of his actions
>>730853084it would with the right structuring, revolutions can be massively different.The American Revolution and French Revolutions were based and done well, bringing good changes to the world like freedom of speech and democracies to end evil authoritarian monarchies. while the Russian Revolution was one of humanities biggest disasters, barely changing everything while leading to nothing but death. Its one of the reasons why Russia is still a shithole till this day.
