What are yours, /v/iggers?topsters.org for this format.
>>736415496Battle Network has two sidescroller spinoffs that could be your intro to it, though one is on the WonderSwan.
Bumping for interest on >>736418954
>>736420430>being a dumb newfaggot
nostalgia and memories. i miss it bros.
Miyamoto what is the meaning of this
>tranny obsession>pedo obsession>video game character = real child>"pedo", even though the model has been slopped to look adult in every wayi hope you all die in a fire
>>736417229all of them mine
>>736420102It's funny because they don't realize they're the mentally ill ones.
>>736419012You're an easy target. We can control you gooks down to the fucking molecule
>>736415958>zelda found a way to turn young link into adult link without using the master swordthat's what Miyamoto meant
I'm not sure if Master Duel is getting better or worse.
>>736366943Duel links wouldve been good if they just nuked the skills and stopped at synchro monsters. Now its just a diet version of the real game with busted skills
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>>736421493I bet they are lesbians, AGAIN
>>736384475She looks like she only fucks adult men.
was this a real representation of a "woman" in videogames?
>>736420517DEI woke bullshit
>>736421216<10% if we counting all forms of the settings media. Whether it be mini collecting, playing the tabletop, playing vidya or reading the novels.Out of that possibly 10% actually like the Custodes.
>>736420632I wouldn't be able to do anything, Any swift kick from a custodes would put me into shock immediately assuming it wasn't instant death.
>>736420517no, because this isn't related to videogames in the slightest
>>736420517The only mistake is that I'm told W40K had a much better niche to be all female: some "null anti-psyker", countering all magic by their mere presence.I'd need to find a 40k fag to explain it better.
>install new game>open settings>disable subtitles>start campaign>intro cutscene>subtitles are still on>press esc to go to settings>intro is entirely skipped insteadi WILL kill a man some day
Man.
>>736422979How come he don't want me, man?
>>736420316This lol. And epistle 3 was a dogshit ending they had planned>Nothing you did over 3-4 games mattered lol, you lose :)
>>736420316I wouldn't even buy it either at this point. HL2 was a downgrade on 1, but I'd just replay them if ever I wanted to scratch the itch.
>>736420282next decade for sure!
>>736420375>guys i have a great idea>let's do a shitty prequel that doesn't line up with some of the best vidja lore of all time.we'll have a shitload of continuity errors >we can just say "le alternate timeline" - reddit won't notice a thing.>extra points if you replace a bunch of voice actors of killed of characters/main char.>vr exclusive should help toolegitimately what were they thinking
>>736420282honestly, hl alyx was one of the few new games that really wowed me
we love to play video games because we dont take world seriously. we are modern mystics
gamers are chosen people
>>736421608>Oy vey!>i swear, this water well was poisoned before i came here
>>736420959>die from alcoholism Why wasn't huffing the Buddha's farts enough for him?
>>736422889maybe he wanted to die?
The videogame industry is experiencing a crash equivalent to the 90s and you guys are fucking laughing...
A scientific study was made where a test group was shown a two different videos of a person getting administered shocks while playing a board game.In the first video the person was playing normally and the entire test group showed reaction in the empathy region of their brain when they saw the person getting shocked.In the second video the person was cheating and only the women in the test group showed reaction in the empathy region of their brain when they saw the person getting shocked. The male participants instead showed reaction in the satisfaction and joy region of their brain.We can conclude from above research that whoever shows concern for these money leeching useless sub human frauds for game developers are either someone someone getting paid for shilling the game like games journalists, someone related to the developers, the developers themselves or a woman. I can also with certainty state that all of the above should be fucking off from my video games.
Good, only indie should exist
>>736420073Man, I remember when Avengers breaking a billion at the box office was major news and everyone else in the movie industry was practically shitting themselves over it. Now a billion is basically the bare minimum of its a complete flop.
>>736390849it was about time
I would hate having to live listening to fucking Bach and dealing with the flipper handed autist in my family.
I want herI want my sperm in her tummyI want her to pop my kid out of her virtual pussy and raise a family with her
>no giantess routeDropped
I have not played this game. I do not understand why there are so many of the same character. But I do like the porn.
Do the devs even interact with the comunity?
>>736411862God imagine the milk
>>736411862https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWwGaAkP6jQ
Fire keeper looks like THIS ?
>>736421915nobody is trying to make a joke
>>736421915There's no joke, just sexo.
>>736421915i just love chubby women in gaming
NO PUBES?! HTOOCHHH *SPIT*
GET PREGNANT YOU FAT FUCK
Characters you are slowly becoming
>>736398940Christ thats a long filename. Worthy of a supreme gamet.
>>736385596So, you're becoming a tall, handsome, popular chad who's very competent at his chosen profession and is also a natural-born leader?
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>>736402797
>enter new world>stupid little caterpillar shit: "hey mario, look, a poplin house just appeared! let's check it out">go to poplin house and get free seed>return to overworld>stupid little caterpillar shit: "neat! we got a seed! now we can go to the next course. by the way, you can press L to view the map any time!">do course>return to overworld>stupid little caterpillar shit: "great work clearing that course! you can press R to equip a badge any time!">take one step towards next course>stupid little caterpillar shit: "hey look! a shop! we should stop by and check it out!"They really need to include an option to turn this shit off. Like who does this appeal to? Not even kids are this stupid or need talking down to this much. It's completely pointless fluff dialog that slows down your experience with the game for no fucking reason.>it's a kids game anon what do you expectMario was always for kids and it didn't used to do this shit so incessantly
>>736420667>Like who does this appeal to?People like you who have ADHD and will complain otherwise about unexplained mechanics.
>>736420839There's a chance that going forward they do dumb down Mario to Yoshi levels and that DKB was the game for people that aren't 5 years old.
>>736422320No.I do remember when we pretended it was worse than Sonic Superstars though and that that game did more than Mario did.
>>736420667If you think that's annoying, DO NOT play the new mario tennis.
>>736420667I like the Nick Jr. version of platformer games. It's always interesting to see how much they babify the games.
GTA clones need resurrection. please be good!
>>736420734>please be goodIt won't
>>736420734was cyberpunk2077 a gta clone or a nu-fallout clone
>>736421501fallout/deus ex. it plays nothing like gta.
>>736421501It's serious borderlands>>736421581you're out of your fucking mind nigger
>>736420734this is not a GTA clone my man
They don't know where the money went >According to Ishii, Ubgoe was due to transfer the money raised for Shibuya Scramble Stories all the way back on September 1, 2025. When this deadline was missed, Ishii made an inquiry the very next day, but the platform's CEO, Kazuo Okada, told him that the money was "mistakenly wired to a different client" and that it was thus impossible for the company to immediately prepare the 55-million-yen payment.It seems the CEO """""""accidentally"""""" missed 340k from the funding, oops desu!
>>736421247It was wayyy too different from the rest of the game. Canaan should have just been some middle East Maria met who was tragically killed by Alphard.She being some mary Sue with super powers (eyes) was so bad
>>736415148>>736415940the yayoi is real desu
>>736421280the publisher ran with it and court cases were filed. the wild arms game looks to get released.
>>736421398we're getting more wilds arms?i only played 3 and loved it but /v/ tells me it was actually the worst one
>>736415110This game sovlful as shit
both Overwatch and Marvel Rivals have ~50-ish playable heroesOW is almost 10 yeard oldRivals is slightly over 1 year oldAre asian devs 10x better than american devs?
>>736417939Lay off the fetus casserole, Kotick.
>>736421513cute, but that's not even factoring in the billions of bnet players
>>736418346>50>Too manyBe glad its not 170+ like in League.
>>736421513Steam isn't really a good metric, considering a sizeable chunk of overwatch players have stuck with the battle.net launcher.I can see an argument for the majority of Marvel Rivals PC players being on steam, but it is also available standalone and on epic launcher.
>>736422526rivals is available on three platforms total, also on china's netease games
WE ARE THE LAZY GENERATION
>>736421893>burnout 3>slopno
WE DRINK RITALIN
>>736421893Unalive yourself
>>736421763For me, it was Go Betty Go.https://youtu.be/ARE1_U4r4Qs?si=jE1CcC7azHnp2g5T
>>736421893kill yourself zoomiestream it so we can make webms out of if and laugh at you on /gif/
What's the most quotable game out there?
>>736421519Yeah, it was everywhere for like 5 years at least.
>>736421519Eh cake is a lie definitely has all your base beat
>>736421650"The cake is a lie" never dominated the internet like AYB.
>>736416195This>>736416663Second place
>>736417217>Command and Conquer>AoE2>Starcraft>Dawn of War>Stronghold CrusaderI still remember unit barks from games I havent played in 20 years.>IT WILL BE A SILENT SPRING
Is Celeste the best platformer of the 2010s?
>>7364199742D? Might be.
it's the most trooncore game of the decadethe answer is dong freeze for 2010sand windswept for 2020s
>>736420708DKTF is dang good too. I'll check out windswept, looks cool.
>>736419974La Mulana remake is the best platformer of 2010sCeleste was just tranny propaganda game.
>>736419974Unironically yes, it's insane how well designed this game is. It's like the perfect platformer. I know this thread is gunna just be underages screaming about trannies but it really is amazingly designed.
Why isn't there a SINGLE Japanese game or anime with as well-written of a story or characters as pic related?
>>736421508Different backstories? What would those be?>I lived in Lumiere, I lost someone to the gommage, now I want to stop the paintressWow! They really are varied, interesting personality types. Why don't you just admit you got BTFO'd and you can't defend your shitty, overrated game?
>>736404382/thread
I just think the Japanese stink at ending stories, but they can definitely put together interesting premises and ideas
>>736422414>RPG starts with party from the same cityDo you really think that is criticism in any way shape or form? Crying about overrated just makes you seem like a retarded reactionairy that can't help but get manipulated by whatever some sperg is spamming here.
>>736404576Holy fucking newfag
>The final mission's name is the title of the game
>>736419763If the film was cringe what the fuck was the tv show then?
>>736419825Why ESL continue trying to type English ?
>>736419763Mozart was such forced quirky, especially his retarded laugh
>>736419145>Mission 59: Super Mario
The Elden Ring main theme being used for Radagon's boss fight was 11/10 kino.
