Me trying to remember the name of the game where you shoot angry birds at pigs
>trying to remember that game where you raid arcs
>>736130619>trying to remember that game where you sweep for mines
WHATS THAT FUCKING GAME WHERE YOU CATCH POKEMON CREATURES
what the FUCK is the name of the game where you receive massage from an orc
Now what could that game where you played as the last of us surviving humans after the apocalypse be called?
Alright, explain to me in GREAT DETAIL why we cant have games like this in the west? Because all i see here is a ultra sexy fully matured female adult woman
>>736136585isnt bitching about and not buying low quality shit (vs buying the good shit) how capitalism delivers better products?
>>736121992It's really funny that some retard with as much validity as phrenology mindbroke them into exclusively targeting media instead of reality out of the insane belief that art creates reality.
>>736121992MGS2's whole meme spiel and the reality of it already kills such a often parroted and vapid statement. You repeat something untrue enough and it becomes reality if you get enough people to believe in it, you see it right here in /v/.
>>736119873>Yeah, the difference being that there is a modicum of taste involved in the design of Whitemane,*Your tastes Because a sign of autism is the inability to understand that you're not the only observer in the universe.
>>736110869There's no "game" here. It's essentially an idle clicker.
How can we evolve society to understand RTS games?
>>736111669SC2 coop, RoN, AoM Retold
>>736123209>cyber cafe old timerbased
If you want a good single player city builder/RTS then take a look at From Glory to Goo.https://store.steampowered.com/app/2607060/From_Glory_To_Goo/Yes it's early access but it's got enough content to be a full game already and the first part of the campaign is currently in beta.
>>736131372I used to top scoreboards in Enemy Territory playing soldier spamming mortar shots into key parts of the map from absolute safety or playing field ops and spamming artillery and airstrikes. None of those took reflexes, just an understanding of where enemies are going to be a few seconds from now,. why, and where the rest of your team wants them with airstrikes.
We need to see more battlecruisers in pro games
what's the best rpg here?
>>736135401so the dc version's got nothing going for it besides better audio quality? got it.
>>736131761lufia 2 because the dungeons and puzzles are good as something to do outside of battle. mario rpg is a close second, but its a different kind of gameplay. the other two can fuck off.
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>>736131761Lufia
>>736131761Skies
>>736139620Fucking dump them now in a megazip or something
BILLBILL BILL BILL
>>736139878Get it before it is removedhttps://limewire.com/d/4ecFc#gZLkhBlcbV
>>736135734made for milking his cock with my ass and/or mouth
>no crossdressing ballbusting content
Let's squeeze in a Shantae thread before April Fool's Day.
Still waiting for a decent sale so that the deluxe edition of the latest game doesn't cost 35 fucking dollars. Locking outfits behind that was the scummiest thing imaginable, I expect better from WayForward.
>>736138720I just picked it up at launch, when it was still on sale.The outfits aren't that significant, just a damage bonus to fireball, zap cloud, and pike ball. The blue half-damage double-magic is exclusively NG+ like always, and I don't think it's restricted to the outfit DLC. I can understand being annoyed with needing to spend another $10 just to get access to them.
>>736139462I know they're mostly superfluous, but they're sexy as fuck and I want them. But only being part of the "super" edition with no way to upgrade later on is absolute bollocks.
How is Shantae as a wife
>>736140892Truly a shame more of her outfits don't get more love fanart-wise. Though I can't argue her birthday suit costume is pretty good too
More basic designs instead of over the top edgelord shit like ceruledge.
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>>736140661>Mainstream internet has adopted simply the most stupid shit like loss and pepe and those things were among the most worthless things ever to come out of the internetbecause they're "safe"most of the old net's greatest creations are more or less actively hostile towards normalfags. so in an internet filled with normalfags they're only going to pick out the tamest bits of the last era's rubble, while writing off everything else as "weird"mini, a loli, is actually a perfect example of this.lolis are a poison to normalfags outright because they are pretty incapable of separating reality from fantasy. they think that liking a loli character means that you want to fuck actual children.and mini, by all means, is not meant to be sexy intrinsically. she is a template that people can use for whatever they wish.but because of how normalfags view things they are simply incapable of separating the "OH MY GOD HE POSTED A LOLI HE WANTS TO FUCK ACTUAL CHILDREN!" from the template.i could go on but we've been autosaged. looks like the jannies forgot what today is all about.
>>736141553>4chan culture captchasMost of them aren't 4chan culture, just random anime characters or internet memes in general
>>736141667>we've been autosagedI don't understand why this happens. I understand it is off-topic but it is culture. I'm not saying all forms of culture should be allowed off-topic immunity simply because they are culture because "culture" can be used for some rather horrible shit. But why autosage one of the rare things that give this place any sort of cohesion.Like this shit is safe at least by board standards. I just don't understand. Why would the mods want to make this place worse? Doing nothing and letting it get worse is one thing, and acceptable given the time and effort. But doing something to fuck up the place - why? The only explanation is that the moderation just wants to fuck with people - vacuum out all the joy from this place.
>>736141553>fine>good but boring>awful>awful>kino>ludo kino>bad>bad>really awful>awful>awful>good>passable. Would have been better if it didnt take so long to get to the good parts>dreadful so far. Not because the premise is bad, but because they didnt fully commit. Pass users cant even fucking participate which makes it doubly retarded.
>WOOOOOWW! It took two of you to kill me?!How do you respond without sounding mad?
>open world pvp game>only fight the topmost players when my side outnumbers theirs>farm a bunch of kills on them>they get buttmad and demand 1v1>never accept
>>736133478The universal response to anything is always lol
>>736133478Why would I respond to a dead person?
>>736133478>hubby always has my back <3 - xXdarkNeko67Xx-
>>736133478I don't talk to dead people
A JRPG, for actual mature audiencesgreat OST, great story, characters are funthe timing gimmick is decently fun and engaging cool bossesany game is welcome to be discussed and promoted, aside from anything made by FROMSOFT
gimmick was interesting but execution may be all time worst
>>736129574This will forever be "What Final Fantasy 13 Should Have Been."
Catherine is still Atlus' magnum opus>aesthetic as fuck>50% challenging puzzle platformer >50% social sim and alcohol facts>get to see raunchy photos>8 different endingsI seriously wish they'd have just made a sequel rather than a semi remake with Full Body
>>736140890>Catherine is still Atlus' magnum opusYou and 1 other guy think this.
best gothkino?
>>736140221u like that ss eh, i recently reinstalled and cant find my old settings to make it look like that again
>>736140221I think any Dark Souls game has that feeling of exploration of a spooky city/castle, and Bloodborne as well. It's basically always nighttime, but more so in Bloodborne. You do actually see daylight sometimes in Dark Souls, like in Dark Souls 2 and Dark Souls 3.
>>736140221Batman Arkham games.
>>736140221Tomb Raider: The Angel of Darknessthey gothed and angsted up lara and gave her a nu-metal scene boytoy and it ends up being widely regarded as the legit best version of lara to ever existhttps://youtu.be/WD3qRhxi3bI
>>736129779reminder that like 5k reviews under 9/10 were deleted in the first few months the game was out and most of them weren't even spam 0/10s
>>736137260>>736133062I do not like synergy attacks, at all. The bosses also felt less memorable because they had to include more of them. Even random shit like Abzu in remake were fun as fuck to fight, better mechanics, better balance. Rebirth just has too many things to avoid the ATB system that remake excels on, it's like they just wanted to make an action game at this point so they said eh fuck it let's give them 1000 ways to not have to interact with it whereas in Remake the atb system is basically the devs going "Let's just make every character Tifa!"
>>736139914In rebirth* the atb system is the devs making every character Tifa. Anyway call it what you want, I played remake twice, normal and hard mode. Rebirth I finished by avoiding every single open world slop and turning it into a movie game basically. It sucked
>>736101225It will easily sell worse than Rebirth. That said I don't think Square has put as much money into part 3 as the other two games. I expect a very short movie game to quickly get the plot done so they can finally move on to making shitty mobile and pachinko games
>>736137260I could see that, personally like I said don't like synergy attacks and I think the game has maybe too many options at this point at the risk of sounding like a mouth drooling retard but my #1 complaint is so many meh bosses whereas in remake every single boss was trying to wow me.
Post yfw this fucking april fools event
>>736137601>April fools joke is just shamikos captchaHow low effort
>>736137451Year of the Rake was still the best. It confirmed my belief of who the true enemy is.
I was sure there had to be more but nope the Jannie’s can do shit right
>>736138340I might consider doing that
have to wait another year to have fun on this website agian
It will never not be funny to me that the wonder for Buganda in Civ 7 actually looks better and more skillfully made in the game than in real life.
>>736139475It look like a farm but a cosy one. And I like the colors.
>>736140072Here's the opulent art
>>736140523tbf, the one on the left look quite oppulent.
>>736140523Cute
>>736140735his smug aura mock me
Rate this event on a scale of 1 to 10.
>>7361406630 because my verification is not required so I can't even see it
>>736140663I didn't know a waifu character so I just answered my wife and it was correct which got a chuckle out of me
0I have a pass and had to turn it off to see this dogshit waste of potential
This game desperately needed real time with pause. What ever retard made the real time without pause is a mentally retarded reject.
>>736137696possibly but i got jacked by 4 of them at once and i dont remember my hits being that devastating to them
>>736137367Having a huge murderous Ork fucker on my team is more appealing than the twinkish fuckboys from the og versions. The only guys I actually like the designs of are the Barbarian and Yoshio. The rest just feel fucking gay to bring along. The game needs more female party members. It's an RPG after all.
>>736137306Yeah... I had a lot of them whining about their quests for no good reason. Did they really think that reminding us for the umpteenth time that Aerie wants to see her uncle or that there's a village that needs rescued? Let me go at my own pace or at least tone down the number of incidents. It also sucks that I have to go out of my way to be a dick to people or else half my party will leave because of my reputation. Sorry if I don't get the appeal of being a murderhomo
>>736138331I think in Arcanum, some have their own personal quests that are timed. If you don't want them you can simply recruit non-speaking characters.
>>736132871Yeah but bg3s fandom is bad And yes that's important
Rate this year's April Fools event. Does it top the Justice Task Force Mob visual novel?
>>736137714https://files.catbox.moe/u6igbt.jpg
>>736135573it tops this site's april fools joke 100000x
Neru Matrimony
>>736135573>JP got Sora's daily life stories while Global got this kino Yeah, we wonned hard
Why is everyone in this story so retarded? What is being solved? What deaths are being prevented? At least in the last game a potential deadly drug was off the market and ex criminals are dead.
>>736135551>the face of a 40yo male model who looks 17
>>736137241Reminder that RGG Studios endorse Kuwana's point of view because he gets away with everything and Yagami will never have another game lol
>>736137241>Good guy smokes>Bad guy vapes I hate how telegraphed this shit was. Sick of this trope.
>>736137241ive chatted with you a few times in yakuza threads i appreciate how autistic you are for the stories and how well you can remember them
>>736140475>he gets away with everythingHis entire world view has been functionally dismantled by Yagami's arguments since every time he's confronted by even something as basic as Sawa's death he has no way to justify his actions outside of his own personal sense of justice. He just keeps saying he'll have to live with the consequences even though his entire point is to get revenge for people and scare people from being bullies which in over a decade hasn't worked once. Even at the last moment he can't really defend what he's doing and Kaito has to basically throw in a dumb line about "maybe he's right" just to try to somehow justify his poor decisions.They also prove his plan amounted to nothing because his life as a handyman has been ruined, he's going to be forced to change how he looks to get away from the cops, no one even knows there's a bully serial killer on the loose to the point it's never mentioned in The Kaito Files let alone 8, and Nanba & co. know more about there being a haunted anatomical skeleton at Seiryo than they do the Bully Hunter™ that stalked the school a year or two ago. Not to mention his actions led to Japan having a promising politician who would advocate for reforms like he wanted now going to jail for a murder he pushed onto her.They sort of beat it over your head that nothing he did mattered and actively made Japan worse.
How can we turn this shitty April Fools event into Gay ERP this year?
>>736139601K E K
>>736137830kys
>>736137830>>736137897
>>736140615Impressive
>>736139601can a nigga not beat upon his meat to dainty petite gay boys without these types invading it
Name your favorite video game RIGHT NOW.
>>736135709Had some good faps to that bitch.
probably ff7 but sometimes i think it's ffx, or baldur's gate, or dark souls
>>736133576bruhmintide 2
>>736133576Ocarina of Time, but Majoras Mask is a basically a side grade and I love them both.
>>736133576Mischief Makers
