SGDQ 2024 is in a few days. What games are you looking forward to?https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/48
>>680909748I'm looking forward her prizes!
>>680909898I’m looking forward to Sent’s scent.
>>680910478imagine the smell
IM A HEADBANGA
>>680909748Lufia 2 might be nice. Haven't seen that speedrun before. The BG3 speedrun is a fun watch assuming they are doing the strats I am familiar with.
>>680910642I know better than to open that.
Do people still care about this after all the good runners got banned years ago?
Is it in person?
>>680911343Yes.
>he's back playing Evil Zone
>>680909748are you going to keep making daily threads? what do you hope to achieve?
Trannies, I always look forward to the trannies. I dream of the next dilation station. I want ProtoMagicalGirl. I want the return of troon Benjamin Franklin I will be there, ready to declare ywnbaw.
finally I caught a prethreadmy boywife Haru is here againalso an actual runescape speedrun of difficult content should be interesting
>>680913265>troon Benjamin FranklinSuch an elusive character. Does he even speedrun?
>>680911563From cynical to extreme positive thiccboy
I hope there's some good Mario/Castlevania runs
>oh cool runescape wonder how that would work>lol just a 20 minute boss run from probably a maxed account>oh cool starcraft I love RTS speedruns>lol just one campaign we need time for the 100000th time of Lufia, Mario, Pokemon and KH 100% glitchless
>>680909748I stopped watching after they stopped doing the long 6 hour speedruns
>yoshis story, minecraft dungeons, mega man 9, ratchet & clank, splatoon 3starting off with stinkers>Halo 2>Dirge of Cerberus>Halo 3>Sekiro Hitless>Kingdom Hearts 2 Final Mix>Morrowwind>Metal Gear Solid 4only games im interested in, other than random surprise games ive never heard of (ie old games, not quirky 2023 indie game made by some reddit fag)
>>680915175Hope you're ready for this pile of goat shit.
How much are the tickets? Might consider driving up there and trying picking up some femcels.
what a garbage schedule, I'm having trouble finding even 5 runs I'd be interested in watching.
>>680915880>Mgs4Im actually surprised because isn't the Speedrun still like several hours? Or did they put it in the middle of the night to fill time?
>>680909748"Trans rights are human right" "poggers" "my grandma died" "hoyyyyyp". It's the fucking autism Olympics and I hope I get to watch one of the spergoids lose it live. Premium turbo cringe
>>6809170292 hours
>>680916118Where is it being hosted?
>>680917301didn't minnesota just get flooded?https://gamesdonequick.com/marathons/clut3zj5r0002xc01yi4t61gf
Will the no fun allowed ESA staff mod be here during the event?
>>680917445meds, but GDQ and ESA threads have been higly moderated for years now since they are fairly high traffic and last for a week or so. Infact I've never seen people get moderated within minutes outside of those threads really
>gdq threads among the worst on /v/>surprised when the threads are moderated
>>680917814if you are implying theyre the worst precisely because they are moderated you would be correct.if you are implying they are bad and need moderation, you are cocksucking faggot and should kill yourself
>Halo 3 4 player co-op run with the lads from the couch during the Summer ESA Halo 3 runNice.>And also adefSlightly less nice.
>>680918148>reddit spacing
>>680917814GDQ is the only time /v/ threads are good thoughbeit
>>680917417Cheap venue then lol
>>680918214>knows what spacing on reddit is>pressing enter once vs twice>something no one accused anyone of til after 2016"reddit spacing" is one of the most obvious signals of "im a newfag from reddit" in the history of 4chan
>>680918376you sound upset
>>680911563/comfy/
>>680918443keep shitposting using phrases other people came up with. it wont make your pathetic life any better
>>680917814The problem is not that the mod deletes bad posts and off-topic stuff, the problem is that he deletes ON-TOPIC stuff but only if it's something he doesn't enjoy, like criticism about ESA management.Tell me what rules that is broken if you talk and speculate about why ESA is turning worse and worse every year in an ESA thread?Meanwhile all the countless migration posts and other spam posts are untouched.
>>680918541but it makes me laugh
>>680909748>no sunshine no watchNothing interesting
>>680918560>>678973950
Is Worms gonna be played? Those runs are awesome
>>680909748Going in person to witness the autism and not just imagine the smell, but live it.Made my schedule for runs I want to be there for. Excited for sekiro, halo, metroid, silent hill.
>>680918752lovare incident 3? what were 1/2 at that?
Why did Lovare attend to other events after she was sexually assaulted if that was such a horrible and bad experience for her?Why did she wait years to say something?
>>680918595ESA threads are dead as fuck ever since they stopped being live 24/7.
>>680918895https://pastebin.com/sSEJm6vk
>>680917417Only the rivers. We got a fuck ton of rain this month. This isn't hurricane Katrina, it isn't quite a weather decimated shithole like other parts of the US. AFAIK Minneapolis proper didn't flood at all
>>680918998tell me more, did someone fondle prizemommy?
>>680916118Based. Link up with me>>680918875
>>680919152I saw some webms on /pol/ that made it look bad at the dam but I suppose it wasn't that bad overall>>680919227>>680919141
Well /v/?
I know I will somehow get banned because GDQ threads are always nazi modded for some reasons.
>>680918998I don't see why people are freaking the fuck out over her reaction. She clearly likes the event and wanted them to sort shit out privately.>Some shit happened to me.>"Don't worry, we'll take care of it.">They do nothing (x3) and also put her in a situation where they were clearly baiting someone into molesting her without telling her
>>680919359he draws cub porn
>>680919141>incident1: i claim 3 men are rapists under no basis and cried>incident3: i willingly went somewhere and sit in a room for 20 minutes>incident4: weirdo splurging too much info, not harassment in any wayOnly one is #2 with the sniffing otherwise she's just being over dramatic.
>>680918595that same thing applies to GDQ though and I see plenty of comment criticizing both stay up. I think it's easy to cherry pick your own bans and stuff but you have to accept these threads are just very busy and thus higher prio for moderation, but as the other anon said ESA is kinda dead now anyway since they don't have enough volunteers for 24/7 streams which kinda defeats the purpose
>>680919000masks just make me clock trannies even faster
>>680919109So they went back to how they were years ago./v/ would have called that soul or some stupid shit.
>>680919516Get your troondar checked then champ because they're both biological females.
>>680919379>get banned for asking when the next run is>get banned for asking if there was any good run>even the fucking chart anon got banned ffs
>>680919379>food anon gets banned>chart anon gets banned>webmbro gets banned>antitranny posting? No problem!Why is this board so fucking bad?
>>680919675Chart got banned? What about impostor chart?
>>680919109>>680919527Not only do they not have enough volunteers so support 24/7 streams but they don't even have enough for 2 streams now. It's overrrrrr
Who's your favorite GDQ donation reader?For me it's KFFC of course
>>680909748More like Trans Surgeries Done Quick
>>6809185954chan can only be saved by a full doxxing of the moderation team
>>680919141>three men took the same elevator as her to the same floor in her hotel>her head was grabbed from behind (?) and allegedly sniffed>she was left alone in a room with a guy, then told he was an alleged groper and left alone again for 20mins or so>she complimented someones partners outfit and got told "inappropriate" details about person she complimentedliterally nothing happened, jesus
Why even watch GDQ anymore? The threads aren't fun, the magic is gone, the runners are nobodies and it's purely an advertisement for Discord servers and Western politics.
>starts on SundayLame. I was hoping it'd start Friday.
>>680919463>Incident 1: Group of people not affiliated with the event are wandering around the venue following people to their rooms>Incident 2: SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIF mmm quite pungent my dear>Incident 3: Locked in a room with some random person, random person is later revealed to be an alleged groperThe fourth incident is the only one that's an overreaction. The other three are clear indications of a lack of security that you didn't do anything about until she publicly flamed the event.
>>680918865>xhe's behind me, isn't xhe
>>680920041>got covid>feeling exhausted and out of it at timesI'm kind glad it's on Sunday because hopefully I'll be feeling better by then.
>>680919851Idk but the actual og one got banned last time yeah.It's like they hire new mods just for the GDQ threads
>>680919527It wasn't a "soulful or based" decision. It's because the behind the scenes of ESA is a complete shit show.
>>680920101Hope she sees this post bro she might let you sniffer her chair.
>>680919382Didn't this guy get fucking rekt by his obesity? Fat people never prosper unless they escape obesity (like me)
>>680920000Nice quads.Because the threads give me the illusion /v/ still has a couple of cool posters
>>680920294He has some thing going on, but he lost one or two legs and both hands.
>>680919382It's not so funny now knowing that guy has cancer
>>680920000There's an inherent appeal to watching an event live with people. Also to be honest even if GDQ is far less interesting than it used to be, it still is inherently interesting to me see either shitty runs, spergy runners, or the occasional actually awesome run. /v/ threads are mildly entertaining.
>>680920280I know. I was joking about how the threads used to be super slow like 10 years ago.I hope they sort shit out, I'm not happy at Edenal and co, but I worry things will go to shit without them because I dunno who'd take over.
>>680920000The threads are fun. Best content on /v/.Couldn't care less about the runners but either the run is hilariously bad, or mildly entertaining. I've participated in them for years, but don't know how this relates to Discord.
>>680919661biological females don't wear cuckmuzzles
>>680920342This. I just wish the GDQ mods here weren't such stinky niggers. It's like they purposefully try to remove all the soul out of the threads.
>>680917645>heavily moderated for yearsWhy do troona always try to gaslight? Maybe because they gaslight themselves.
>>680921673>"troona">tells blatant liesShut the fuck up and watch in silence.
>>680922406horrifying creature
>>680919661Everyone is a man until they drop their pants and prove otherwise.
>>680919359>normies think this is a morally correct stance yet if you replace "transition" with "have sex" they'll froth at the mouth at how horrible it is
>>680917417Watch out for the SomaliansNow that Minnesota is waterworld they will resume their piracy
>>680920000People are still chasing that 2013 highThey'll never get it
>>680922456
>>680919510There's literally a mod being in the threads 24/7 as you get banned within seconds there
>>680920404NawMatty has always been a massive faggotEven being turned into a literal chicken mcnugget hasn't humbled him since he was screeching about Fast 50 not having enough women, trannies, and darkies
>>680922942>>680922406>>680917167>>680909898post the webm of her getting curried
>>680910642People will dump on Sent for shit like this but this is how you know he's the most authentic genuine person there.
I was going to say Crimzon Clover, but the runner has a furry avatar.
>>680918865Why the fuck is that hamburger swimming in... what is it? Gravy?
>>680920119Drives a man to drink
>>680910642>imagine the smellLike a wall of ass with lube-scented farts.>>680919359>Well /v/?Bring back trolling, like the legendary EmptyHero would do.
>>680922796Worst part about living here are all the Somalians but unironically the American born niggers are way worse. The Somalians don't mug you for the most part. I just get hijab fatigue
>>680919390This is the true issue. The other two pastebins corroborate it, even if you don't agree with the reaction of the writers to the incidents. Orgs had to do something, even if that something is just saying sorry, but we don't think this is enough to warrant any explicit action against this individual, sucks to be you.
>Lufia II Any% NMG No Manipulation>OH FUCK YEAH>2AM>mfw
>>680924126>>680919390So why wait until the exact moment ESA announced their date so she could get as much drama and attention as possible to go out with it?
Watching GDQ (and ESA) with /v/ is one of the few highlights that I look forward to every year.
>>680920523It's funny how everyone got mad GDQ went full corpo but at the same time that fact also insures they actually stay 24/7 and have staff.
>>680924519>So why wait until everyone's eyes are on ESA to say something and force them into a situation where they finally make these changes they promised multiple years agoGee, sure beats the shit out of me.
>>680921903La troona
>>680924519I'd have to double check the dates but I'm pretty sure there was nothing scheduled for that particular day - it was well after submissions closed, hell, even a couple of weeks after first picks released, and well before the schedule was revealed.
>>680920000the quads tell the truth but there' still some fun runs from time to time. it's nowhere near the levels of AGDQ 2015 but there is some comfy runs.
>>680920000>everything is bad, right guys? now lets go find the nearest elden ring thread and complain about that shit too!god you're fucking unlikeable.
>>680920678>The threads are fun. Haven't been the case since the ESA staff mod fucking them over
>>680924519>>680925184Hi Dasiirc it was a day after they announced that they were finalizing the schedule
>>680925184>open up schedule draft of ESA 2024 summer>CTRL+F: "metako">0 results>CTRL+F: "leonis">0 results>CTRL+F: "bowie">0 resultsI'm just not gonna fucking watch it. ESA Legends is really the only good event anymore.
>>680926325Metako left the event. There will be no more ESA Legends, or at least it won't be lead by him.Also, Ben and I had nothing to do with this schedule. The team was disbamded after Winter 2024.
>>680926534It's not a big deal, ESA is offline during peak hours in North America so noone here can watch anyway
>>680926534>>680926325>No more MetakoFucking BASED! A shame the event is dead now with no 24h streams and stream 2.
>>680909748>What games are you looking forward to?GDQ's eventual shutdown and downfall, you know its uninteresting when you have literal who's doing runs now.
>>680926534Metako left?What the fuck happened?Is ESA just dead now after all this shit coming to light?
>>680920000Checked. It's just a gay pride parade filled with introverts.
>>680915603>runescape>couch: keizaronFuck this shit, what the fuck does that pokemon choker have to do with RS. Go ruin another shit game ffs
>>680926865Fuck you, homo.
>Celeste againYawn
>>680928693Very homophobic, anon.
>>680909748So how much money is Uyama pocketing this year?
>gdq threadnot touching those spoilers for once
>>680928992GoodYou never know when it's going to be THAT gifyou know the one
>>680927617Damn, ESA used to be fun.I remember a late night run where they just started watching steve1989 on stream while grinding
>Stivitybobo will never ever come backi wonder what he's up to at this very moment
>>680929182Cranking it to NTR doujins.
>>680927617can't tell you a lot of details because I don't know them myself but>Metako quits his music teacher job specifically to move to Sweden and dedicate himself to ESA and affiliates (they also have an arcade and a third business, don't know what that one is though)>He managed to incorporate some of his ideas like ESA Legends>Winter comes and goes and he has to organize Summer with Edenal, Planks and Ida>?????>He leaves without so much as a farewell message and people only start asking questions when they notice his roles are goneI know tids and bits. He was extremely angry and with good reason. He already found a new job and will return to the UK soon.
>>680928474noooooo not my runescape fuck you keiz
>>680929176>I remember a late night run where they just started watching steve1989 on stream while grindingSo you just want a friendship substitute instead of watching a speedrun event?
>>680929974>Ruins the event>when the event is dead because of him he just abandons it and runs awaywhat an ass
>>680929974Christ, I want to know what made him so livid to completely cut contact and fuck off less than two years after totally uprooting his life specifically for the event.Was it really just down to the Lovare stuff?
>>680914042CURRIED
>>680930708it might have a played a part, but definitely not the main reason. he lost his roles before the Lovare stuff happened
>>680918560Wait a minute, is that chair-sniffer in the back? Directly above the black guy in the red hoodie in the foreground.
>>680930841People got enough of him having to be the center of attention and taking over the event which lead to the downfall, and when someone spoke up about it he had a meltdown?
>>680930840post it
>>680919516those are both actual women, though
>>680926534>>680930708What a shitshow. I liked Metako and the direction ESA has been going for the past two years or so.>schedule team disbandedlmao, what even
>>680930841But he was also just at UKSG which is like, what, 80% ESA people?The plot thickens.
>>680931319>and the direction ESA has been going for the past two years or soWhat direction?
I'm just looking forward to the threads, it's fun to have a central place to hang out and post before some janny inevitably hits me with a three day ban for no reason
>>680918595Is shoudn't be surprizing thay 4chan volunteer jannies are all discord troon activists.
>>680931443People have a really misconstrued idea of the relationship between ESA and the other european marathons.UKSG and BSG are both handled by completely different people than ESA (USKG is organized by tricrow and paulister, BSG by shadow.frost, riekelt and a couple of others). The only association they have with ESA is ESA lets them restream the marathon on their channel as it has much more followers, and therefore more visibility. That's it. ESA does not control UKSG or BSG. In fact, the new European marathon NSG, is NOT allowed to restream to ESA.You will see many familiar faces in those marathons because the same runners will submit and/or volunteer to all marathons that is feasible for them to attend. It's not that deep.
>>680929182probably working a dead end job. why'd he get cancelled again?
>>680931647folder of inklings at the ready for splatoon run.>keizaron on the couch for pokemon & runescape to spite /srg/
>Non-Swede takes over a Swedish event that was reliant from sponsors and the goodwill of the country (like being allowed to host the event from a school gym och get spoored by the city they're in)>when the non-Swedish guy takes over the event they no longer have any sponsors or help from any Swedes anymore, not even any Swedish volunteers like beforegeee I wonder why the event died
I'm starting to think the anti-Metako poster is a rebranded Gurafag because everyone got too keen to his bullshit.
>>680932278>ochhi Edenalfriendly reminder this is all your fault : )
>>680932623It's someone's else fault that Metako took over the event and got it killed?
>>680919141> Attend a dozen professional conferences> Employer recently organizes a huge event with more than 1000 attendees> Follow some other professional/hobby events> No drama ever> A gathering of online troons constantly has harassment, abuse, and adultery dramaHow come? Aren't those supposed to be those liberal feminist decent human beings, as oppesed to us, barbaric meninist peasants?
>>680933091Because in both events people sleep around and have sex like crazy, the problem is that nerds are not good at imitating sex
>>680932110I'm just saying seeing that it occurred before the Lovare stuff and he's still fine palling around with ESA regulars that it narrows down the group of people he's pissed at.I just assumed he was angry over their mishandling of that situation, I didn't know this shit already happened by the time it went public.
>>680910642I have never seen a sock this dirty.
>>680913265>>680913958>troon Benjamin Franklin Absolutely patrician taste
>>680933091can confirm, I was dating an asian with a fat ass and she said she was propositioned all the time at professional events, especially by people with power over her
>>680933804
>>680934020what's his secret?
For one, I'm curious how many females are participating in their all-female speedrunner section this time.
>>680918443>>680918684junvenile quips. Telltale signs of an underage trannoid.
>>680910642he would change it but it has grown onto his foot
>>680932232>to spite /srg/i am serg and i approve of keizaron ruining everything he touches because it's funnier that way. after all, that's the only reason to watch gdq now.
>>680934295Last time someone calculated it, the event was over 70% biological men
>>680934295
>>680909748The SMM2 Race, even if it is a Troll level race.
>>680929974lmao you niggers
>>680938626cute doggo
I happen to have several days off during the week next week just from burning up leftover days, so this had better be an improvement from the dogshit SGDQ last year.
So what will be the forced catchphrase this year? Separate from the forced meme (like AIRBOAT), I mean the "you MUST say this constantly as a reader, a donor or a runner, as if you've got a nervous tic", such as HYDRATE or TRANS RIGHTS.
>They keep telling everyone to hydrate>when I drink water I just need to go pee all the time so I barely drink it
>>680919359
>trans runner appears on screen>chat BLASTS out instant spam of trans flags and emoticonsThe irony always makes me laugh.
>>680921263That's a big couch.
this'll be the first gdq without the IP counter
>>680930962>>680930559>>680926865dude, stop whining
>>680943146
>>680909748Is this still just a tranny circus show?
>>680944109oh yes
Anybody else just /ESAwaitingroom/?Yeah I know last one wasnt that great, but still.
>>680944437Me, but seems like it's had lots of behind the scenes drama.
>>680944437if they're still doing the non 24 hour thing then ESA can fuck off tbhdesu
I got called a schizo before for saying that ESA staff had drama
>>680944109Most definitely
>>680909748don't care post agdq 2024 chart I need to see just how bad things have really become
>>680944737
>>680944639Save the drama for Obama.
>>680945236>Sunshine>216>SSS
>>680942709Why would you drink your pee you fucking stupid frogposter.
>>680945236>JSRF and BRC THAT lowdamn... they massacred my boys live on stage...>13 tranny>19 overestimate>EIGHT ad runsThe fact a person submitted a BLUEY run and didn't get immediately blacklisted from life is how you know the speedrunning fad is just completely done popularity wise
>engoodening of GDQ>worsening of ESA
>>680946050BRC had tranny flag spraysidk about JSRF probs more of the same
>>680946259every time
>>680946069>gurafag won
>>680944437The runs will be good
>>680946069>>engoodening of GDQLet's not go nuts.
Is...ESA over...?At least I have RTA...
>>680948280ESA dies this yearRTA is boring NPC slopGDQ hasn't actually improved at allLookin' pretty bad_
>>680948534The era of speedrun marathons is truly over...
>>680948684rrlat still alivedogwater soon
>>680910642I thought that was just a brown colored sock at first, but the more I look at it I realize it's dirt and sweat and cheese.
>>680911563damn, caveman got himself bara looking! im gomna get hard all through his run seeing this daddybear on screen
which events are you guys watching this summer?>SGDQ June 30th-July 7thhttps://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/48>Finnruns July 3rd-7thhttps://oengus.io/marathon/finnruns10/schedule>ASM July 15th-21thhttps://horaro.org/asm2024/schedule>ESA July 20th-27thhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTnU3ZF3lixVRMLeIS0CgEXB6BViqJ5v5mVWhw7k840ajEyr9KfW0TnGB4LDk9F5_Dd3EOW3xMjUv2n/pubhtml?gid=0&single=true>RTA August 8th-15th
watch brazilian sgdqhttps://www.twitch.tv/brat/clip/RacyWimpyJalapenoMau5
>>680948842
>havent watched in a few years>esa is killI guess I'm going to be watching this with /v/ this summer. I hope the jannies aren't mean.
>>680920000>tranime post>muh numbersGo back fucking tourists
>>680921263Everyone in that room is fat.
>>680920000the threads give me an outlet for my autistic desire to make these retarded edits. the event hasnt really been good in years, i barely watch them anymore except to capture screenshots
>>680949585>super guitario 64kek
>>680910642
>>680945450Absolute
>>680945450>>680950961wait HE was running it again? now I GOTTA watch this redemption story
>>680951278You must
>>680950961Test
>>680952741Oh yeah, sound makes all the difference
>>680909748OSRSfag here, we got our very own 'A Cold One' soloing a raid for you girls(male), i'm really looking forward to that... wonder how people will react to the silly mouse click game i spend 16 hours a day playing
>he spends 16 hours a day macroing in a game that's more pozzed than RS3textbook definition of grim
>>680954567>raid
Thoughts on the bonus games?
woah can't believe I'm catching this day 1 for once.
>>680955463>BalatroDon't care, FOTM>Destiny2 hours, don't care>OcarinaIt's just a wrong warp, don't care>SMM2mite b cool
>>680913529i remember you, time to miggin
>>680909748i'm looking forward to the one where the tranny plays some JPRG for 7 hours and talks about how pridemonth is the greatest holiday for xerself and others like xerI'm also really excited about watching some nigger play some 90s SNES game really sub-optimally because boy I can't get enough racial equality these days :3
>>680956062that second one sounds fun though
>>680956476It is. The fuckups are the best part.
>>680919447traced from real babies
>>680948280>>680948534What happened to ESA? Is this coming event the last one?
>>680955463>FOTM dogshit>live service dogshit>12-minute nothingburger>trash announcer yeesh bro
>>680959494start here: https://pastebin.com/sSEJm6vk
If yall wanna know if ESA Dies this year, just wait till after summer
>>680909898She's gone, Anon.
Is /ourguy/ running at this event?
>>680960494>>680960494no but he'll be at ESASTREETBOYYYYYYYYYYS
>>680909748I don't watch tranny runs
>>680960823yes you do and you'll join us on the 30th
Will they all wear covid cuck cups on their faces?
I honestly hope fat fuck Mike gets thrown in jail for fraud
>no comfy 5+ hour overnight JRPG run that's a skip from me
>>680960425Is she really?Can't say I really liked herWould be nice to get rid of the one anon who spams her too
>>680962114>>680955463
>>680962472Holy shit look at him go!
>>680962472transracial
>>680918560man if ashewyn had known what blacktastic did during ESA, that is a cursed couch
>>680963670I thought he was based? His run got an S
>>680963670What?What the fuck happened with him?
>>680918560can’t believe this pic is real hahahaha there is no way GDQ staff doesn’t know what blacktastic did when he was at ESAPoor ashewyn
My roommate in college was a yoshis island speedrunner and he said there are orgies at every AGDQ, so anons, what's stopping you from joining in?
>>680964378My functioning eyes and sense of smell
>>680964619bellybutton
I genuinely look forward to SGDQ and AGDQ every year simply to shitpost with other anons and make fun of the autism and weebs in the crowd.
>>680963670>>680964312Someone elaborate.
>>680964956no
>>680919000cute!!
Anyone remember Duke_bilgewater from the early GDQs? He was banned for life after this leaked, he tried to wipe it of the internet but it's been archived.https://web.archive.org/web/20200530214411/https://pastebin.com/6XUraAzeDude is ice cold....
>>680909748Dog rape simulator. Genuinely great game, unexpectedly so. The speed tech is insane.
>>680965015You will elaborate>>680965173And you will stop pasting decade old bait (still good though)
>>680909748that tranny event?No one that plays video games watch that ttrash
>>680965289>You will elaborate>>680918752
>>680965453I love Sent now & forever.
>>680965453Imagine being Sent and being the least ugly person in the room.
>>680965481i still can't believe this greasy motherfucker chose to call himself scent
>>680965401I see, that would maybe explain why he hasn't been at any ESAsDo they still air his 'Push the damn button' thing, I wonder?Crazy even thinking back to that that Metako is also gone now
>>680965853>Do they still air his 'Push the damn button' thingit rings a belli'm pretty sure they did play that last ESAAlso he's showing up this gdq
atwentysomethingloser’s potable aromatic pee
>>680909748people still watch this tranny infested shit?
>>680966351welcome back, peeposter
>>680964378>join the "hot orgy" happening at the hilton suite in room 315>greeted by the smell of wet shit and sweat in the hallway, but continue onward>open the door>"one second studmuffin, we're all dilating!" >360 and walk out
>>680909748>Teal Mask (Est: 1:55:00)gee thanks Keizaron for forcing in a 2 hour cutscene snoozefest at primetime of the first day
>>680966472It’s good to be back in saddle
>>680966704>FF schedule is outyooooohttps://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/49
I wish I could enjoy GDQI used to watch it but the donation announcements made it too annoying.fuck off and just do speedruns
>>680967085There are other events that we watch maybe you can try one of thoseWhat games do you run?
>>680967070fuck, my memories are flooding in, someone post the girl from the simpsons road rage run i'm getting heartsick again
>>680909748because i'm stuck here forever, I'm still chasing that 2013-2015 feel, and I post a bunny to shitpost with the rest of you subhumans 2 times a year.
>>680967927>and I post a bunny to shitpost with the rest of you subhumans 2 times a year.post bune NOW
>>680968090It's only fun in context to the games anon. I can't just be postin' a thicc bnuuy for no reason.It's only a few days. Wonder if we'll get any good, semi long games this year or if it'll be insufferable pokemon. God I hope no pokemon, need to check the schedule.
>>680968432understandable.I'll look out during the event
Yawl we’re watching gamesdonequick on twitch atm right?
>>680968916No. twitch hugbox chat is shit. I only watch speedruns with threads so I can make fun of fat runners
>>680968956O you're just being coy!
>>680919141shame she is gone. At least she participated on memeruns and other stuff too which is the complete opposite of what gdq prize folks do
/ourguy/ kaos_wulf is running atm
>>680919141The whole thing stinks of female privileges>some guys walked behind me and the hotel refused to throw them out for it! I COULD'VE BEEN RAPED!! (nothing happened)>how DARE HE smell my hair without my permission!>i was told to wait together in a room with some guy. I COULD'VE BEEN RAPED!!!!!! (nothing happened)>how DARE HE say a yucky thing to me!Complete with that one fat guy ready to white knight her at any moment
>>680970526lies it's some nerd
>>680970901Nigger if you are that angry at your wife just divorce her>b-but shell take the kids : (Then find some other pussy to fuck holy shit
This is going to be the best GDQ yet
>>680978031Man I love talking with bots
>>680963198Didn't he get his revenge by nailing it on event after that or something?
>>680979883If it was just that. the run was memorable because not only did he nail almost every single trick, >>680972028 pic related made it that much more enjoyable.
>>680979883With a couch of charming zesty zoomers cheering him on yes
>>680911563didn't know Dave Grohl was into speedrunning
oh godI think there'll be a tranny AND a biohazard at ESA's Spyro run. I can't miss that thread
>>680981794>its lumilaura again and probably her partneridk what happened that suddenly shes just everywhere>Fast50>GDQ>one of the few survivors of the ESA exodus
>>680981794>a biohazardResident Evil?
>Dan Salvato is the first runnerKinda based
>>680981794please elaborate
>>680981872>shes>>680981873>>680982065gender ambiguous til the point chartanon gives up trying to guess which one they are
>>680982140>gender ambiguousI'd just call them ugly as sin, I mean that's what they are
kek are they still wearing masks
>>680982226Most of the time that's the case but sometimes that they/them pussy hits like crack in the 80sof course they're also the craziest possible crazy to stick your dick into
>>680982226that too but the label was given out during a FF run which certified it as an official classification. >Error: Duplicate file exists.and it was me too, eons ago>>680937164
>>680982448>>680982393Oh, yeah I remember now. This was first given to a runner that included "he" in the pronouns kekI wouldn't know where else to place it, true
>>680981794
>>680982829
>race 1/12Fuck off already...
anyone watch werster? he's about to lose 20 minutes straight
>>680983443>Master Contestthe way he's doing it he will bang his head against the wall until RNG breaks. can't optimize for the contests without losing time and you can win with just sheer luck so that's what he's going for
>>680983590also he's attempting it on smart & smart moves have those 1 heart x negative applause bullshit effects
>Teddyras run at 6AM local timeMight wake up early for it
>>680984042with Monferno I don't think you can go for anything else
it's over
>>680983443>wersterThis dude is gonna be 80 in a retirement home still speedrunnign pokemon
>>680984646problem?
he wins this one surely
Everything I want to see is on when I'm working or sleeping for work. I just hope that slop that's on when I'm home is a disaster and leads to some fun threads.
>>680918865>Go to restaurant>Everyone orders cheeseburgersLiteral children
>Pokémon Violet with the DLC in under 2 hoursHow fucking broken is this run?
>>680966636She's beautiful
I hope you will enjoy my work when you see KFFC again.
>>680986090>implying she'll escape my basement in time for GDQoh anon
>>680983437they should speedrun rance instead...
>>680985743Its just finishing the DLC, not finishing the game.
It had better not be TRANS RIGHTS nonstop again.
>>680988063Lol. Lmao even
>>680960494https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD0FeOrK6rk
>>680960494Those chairs are strong.
Does this start Saturday or Sunday?
>>680962472these troons are out stealing BLACK BODIES from the community!
What's the longest of the marathon?
>>680989917Sunday>>680991819Lufia II, but its Puwexil, he's an rpg legend
>>680993498Lufia worth a playthrough? Would start at 1.
>>680993963Of course not, it's a turn based JRPG
ETA till start?
>>680997103No idea bro. Should we investigate by typing "gdq schedule" into google?
>>6809971033 hours
>>68099710376 hours
>>680909748>check to see if Nichole is reading again>she's not working the night shift this timeNice
Watch kpop!
>>680998453based
>>680998453>simping over any bitchThank god you won’t be reproducing
Tranny watch bros? What's the count so far.
>>680999404Downright breedable
>>681001869Well at least quirky chungus is an actual female.
>>681001869She's weirdly cute but not fuckable at all
>Go over estimate>Instant Z tierYou guys are cruel.
>>681002872>ignoring the overestimate run rated second best
They're allowed to show that on Twitch?
>>681003005A whole chunk of people went from S to Z just for that.
>>681003415It was rated S because of how he clutched it during the 10 minute period the run was overestimate
>>680919141>wear scantily clad outfit>assholes grope youWhy do these retards never consider the most basic fucking recourse, i.e. police/a lawsuit?
>>681003846SCOTUS would rule that the perpetrator and the victim both need to hand all their belongings over to the SCOTUS.
>>681003967Good outcome, they both deserve it.
Seeing how GDQ / SDA ended up, I am 100% glad that my God Hand run was not accepted for hosting nearly 10 years ago now. The bullet that I dodged...
>>680949108>esa is kill What?
>>680967085That and making it about whatever libshit crap NBCUniversal Disney ViacomCBS are pushing that week, like celebrating magic Americans, as they all mask up and keep social distancing in 2024 because ummm covid isn't over sweety.Edenal is the one person stopping ESA from turning into the same and he's losing the battle against troons who threaten to mass email the charity if he doesn't do exactly what they want.
>>680909748>ctrl+fcons:>no tomba>no ape escape>almost no psx/ps2 games>worst mgs>best runs are during sleep hours>troonspros:>17 nes/snes games>smb, smw race, sm64 randomizer, kaizo mario galaxy, mario rpg>Metroid Fusion>tomb raider trilogy>silent hill>halo 2>half life 2>stardew valley>Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1, 2, 3, and 4>Castlevania: Symphony of the Night>sekiro>elden ringI guess It's not complete shit
>>681006809>elden ringIt's soulless Any% instead of kino all remembrances thoughbeit
>>680909748live in Minnesota around the Minneapolis area and I have been seeing a influx of trans people in the city lately and I was wondering why makes sense now.
>>681007851it's over
