Now: Ratchet & ClankNext: Splatoon 3: Side OrderLater: Pokémon VioletrStream: https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequickSchedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/48Previous: >>681320773
She was only page 7 years old...
I just coomed twice and now i am depressed.
Not ready to mig but did anyway
IM A HEADBANGA
migged
>>681325271I'm in
>>681325271This fucking bitch can't keep getting away with it!!!!
if you're gonna be funny, you gotta be funny
alright autists, how are we doing on the viewcount and donation tally? is sgdq 2024 flopping?
miggin'
why can't these threads just be a sticky instead.
It's been pretty fun overall so far outside of Minecraft.
>>681325271
>>681325329third time's the charm
>>681325412Grim
after splatoon 3 its fucking pokemon with keiz.. Why the fuck do they allow this every time the runs are always terrible
are we comfy?
>>681325416>2/3 gamesI'm ready for the percentage to drop and drop
>>681325412>suddenty went from 40 voters to 73explain this one
SAAAAAR
>>681325412Not of to a good start.
>>681325412godless days brewing
SARS
any cute kungfu screencaps?
zfg is not actually banned. it was a joke
>>681325412Best. GDQ. Ever.
Thread rules:Stay HydratedWear your maskSocial distanceStand up and stretchCheck in on yourselfTake your medsLGBTQIA+ Lives are Human LivesClear?
>>681325405If you have to ask, you don't understand why it's bad
>>681325271UPCUMMING MARATHONS>Finnruns July 3rd-7thhttps://oengus.io/marathon/finnruns10/schedule>ASM July 15th-21thhttps://horaro.org/asm2024/schedule>ESA July 20th-27thhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTnU3ZF3lixVRMLeIS0CgEXB6BViqJ5v5mVWhw7k840ajEyr9KfW0TnGB4LDk9F5_Dd3EOW3xMjUv2n/pubhtml?gid=0&single=true>RTA August 8th-15thhttps://horaro.org/rtaij/rtaijs2024>Flame Fatales August 18th-25thhttps://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/49
migging as fast as I can
How many decades have we given aid to Africa?
>>681325503im feelin it
>>681325507didnt watch mineshaft, simple ass
>>681325507There was 70 votes for the first run?People tuned out?New people join?Schizo
>>681325587It's a give and take. They also give lots of aids.
>>681325548no such thing
>>681325572>3rd-7thAre they trying to steal SGDQ views?
>>681325271>this is charlottes only legacy
>>681325507Quick, compare it to the IP counter.
>>681325587I'd rather send aid to African than the Middle East to be quite honest with you family.
>>681325396viewers are pretty goddamn anemic so far
>>681325412>SSS>but no ZZZ Try again.
>>681325649KEK
>sub 50k views on day 1unironically over
>>681325507These threads would typically have up to like 130 IPs, not surprising the first day has a lotObviously there's samefagging but there would be either way
>>681325507minecraft was boring as hell whereas people had strong opinions on mm
>>681325587You can give an ape a working city, but if they don't know how to maintain it or care to know, it's not going to matter.We just keep giving them shit after they break it from not caring for it. It's all just some ponzi scheme.
>>681325649
>>681325701SGDQ 2017 doesn't seem right.
I stopped watching gdqs when it became a troon/pronoun freakshow. the freakshow was a novelty for a year but I can't take it now.
I smile every time I go back to their Twitch page and see this againI was perma banned a year ago for saying "lol"I said it during their promo advertising their "women-only speedrunning event"
>>681325396>>681325701donations are... existent at least
>>681325507anti-fun faggots spamming their Zs
>>681325507I was bating to old men.
Y'ALL
>>681325503if ratchet can break this streak of lame runs than yes
>>681325701It's more of a gay pride parade than a video game event these days.
REAL FEMALE ALERT BE COOL
>>681325271>splatoon>pokemonabsolutely godless
yeah im thinking based
>She/herit's over...
>>681325701I swear twitch is dyinga lot of streamers have been losing viewers for like the last 2 years
>>681325708More Zs would imply more quality, which is why a single Z is the lowest rating. The rating that would be lower than a Z is "z" since it's smaller and thus more insignificant than a capital letter.
>>681325842its the mario run all over again that made spike seethe.
>>681325821lol
>>681325980good
Wow, great couch.
>>681325701yeah, driving your core audience of non mentally ill male gamers off with identity nonsense will do that.
>I only ran the game once but I'm "part of the community"Women
is she trying to do>nicest person you'll ever meet vs>twisted psychopathWith her outfit or something?
everybody sneeds!
>everybody beats???
>>681325834>>681325701Don't think they're breaking multi million this year.
>>681325980GDQ has been nosediving since covid. they actually got destroyed by the lack of live events.
it's just that the runs so far have been about as sterile as room full of post op trannies
>no fun allowedit has been 10 years since...
>everybody cheats
>>681326116oh they willjust wait
Everybody NEETs!
>>681326080those boots alone tells everything you need to know
Monkey Ball is sponsoring the stream? Huh.
>>681326116People say that every year and they miraculously smash records (almost) every time.
I like ratchet runs because theyre always finding new speed run strats it seems like
>>681325980it makes sense honestly, there is only so long you can expect people to sit down and watch one person play a game ( until they slide into just chatting) everyday for multiple hours. I'm surprised that it has lasted this long
>>584855710wow it's almost like showering is a meaningless habit that serves no purpose
>>681325318out of 10!
>>681326056>non mentally illLet's not be that hastyI do get your point though
this girl can get it
>GDQ paid for a trannys plastic surgery, but they won't pay people who are funny to make a good presentation
Now that's some good fucking game
>>681326116WE'VE GOT TEN THOUSAND
>>681325507GDQ threads get ruined by ratings drama which leads to people spamming F and S's
>>681326198>Classic game>Humble runner>Biological woman on the couchAlready a massive improvement from the previous run, kino incoming
We are GAMING
>>681325503I will be in 15 minutes. Bedtime for me. I probably will watch tomorrow at work, if corporate overlords are not visiting.
>everybody eatsNow that is some cringe shit. Hope you Mega Man F voters saved some even worse ratings for this.>>681326129I actually enjoyed Yoshi and Mega Man. I can see why the former was rated bad because of fuckups and estimate, but it was not unentertaining. But by now it feels that some people give bad ratings out of spite. Yes, the venue is dead and GDQ as an organization sucks, but the runs weren't bad so far.
>>681325572>no dogwater
>>681326294every F is justified though
>>681325821please be true
>>681326116they will just LETS GO TWITCH CHAT for 4 hours straight to get close enough so its not embarrassing
ratchet and clank was so coolthe remake or whatever the fuck you call it is juts so fucking sterile and lame by comparison
>>681326302>biological woman>kinonot possible
why is the guy on the couch leaning so far away from the girl? is he scared?
>>681326165if this happened today one person would spam a thousand ZZZ ratings because of it being cringe and reddit
Why is the venue so fucking empty? This looks like the crowd at 3am on Tuesday, not Prime-time on opening day?
Every one of these PS2 platformers were the same thing.
The most uncomfortable man in the world right now
This has promise
>>681325507That display was so fucking shit, I decided to finally vote cause I was sick of it, the other two I were indifferent to and didn't care.
>>681326353because it's fucking literal who dogwater
>sports hat>non fake womanbanned
>>681325821I got banned from ESA chat for saying I was looking forward to the Harry Potter GBC run
>>681325647If you post the schedule then I'll add it to the list
>>681326408girls have cooties
>>681326343The couch made the megaman run unwatchable.
>>681326420why is he sitting like that
>>681325821I got banned for writing TriHard MONKEY GET TriHard during an ape escape run
>>681326294You imply there are no shit runs at GDQ when there is plenty.
>>681326486DISREGARD BITCHES
>>681326486>>681326471
>>681326420This is literally /v/'s behavior when next to a woman , lmao
>>681326241lets be real, the event has been hijacked by outside groups.
cute ratchet
>>681326420kek
>>681326486Wouldn't want to be close to a woman
>>681326420honestly trying to cram 3 awkward nerds on a couch is just not fairwould it kill them to just provide 3 separate chairs?
>>681326420>>681326486my man only wants the darkside
>>681326517Being fair to them anon, you knew what you were doing
>>681326534i want to floof his ears
>>681326486Doesn't want her to write a twitlonger about how he made her uncomfortable
>>681326486if you touch a woman without her explicit consent that's rape
>>681326420He knows he will have rape allegations on twitter later if he accidentally brushes up against her
>>681326486He doesn't want to be metoo'd
Feels good to be back with everyone for the week.
>Ratchet>jak>slyRank them, /v/
>>681326420just sit on the arm rest
>>681326561>3 seperate chairsActual heresy, you uncomfy heretic.
Grea
>>681326486he scared to touch a girl
>>681326665The order you wrote it in.
>>681325945>pic-relWhat?
>>681326486one accidental touch is intent to rape and he will be sent to jail
>>681326665>snoy shitlol didn't play, won't play, all shit
>>681326415Nah, each dev studio were still experimenting with the controls and flow of the game as the formula wasn't perfected yet. Towards the end of the generation sure but the games were of quality so it's fine
>>681326665Sly > Ratchet >> jak
>>681326665jak > ratchet > literally who
>>681326665sly > jak > ratchet
>>681326391Oh god, you just brought back terrible memories of them begging for like, an hour, to donations because they didn't hit the goal for the very last game. It wasn't that long ago, anyone remember what it was for?
>>681326665I have only played ratchet but collecting money in that game fucking sucks
Why did speedrunning become an explicitly "gay thing"Like literally, if you wanna hang out with gay dudes you go to a Lady Gaga concert or a Rocky Horror Picture Show anniversary or Games Done QuickIt's just shorthand now
>>681326665sly > jak >= ratchet
>>681326764>>681326765Balance
>>681326673It doesn't help the fat guy is taking up double space. But then, he's the only one of them actually speaking. The other two could just get up and sit off-screen for all it matters.
>>681326665Jak>The rest
>>681326665Ratchet>Sly>JakThey're all great howbeit
>>681326792Don't deadOpen inside
/Who is going to win the Euros?
>>681326792opened, saw what it was, closed
My run is up next Wish me luck guys!
>>681326706If they touch, he gets cancelled for rape
>>681326652Hell yeah brother
>>681326783GDQ became like that and it's such a huge influence on the speedrunning space that anyone who disagrees with that ethos is shunned from the whole community. So everyone is either for it or silent.
>>681326852No one gives a shit about povertykick.You have an entire board of generals, fuck off back there.
>>681326665Just played all these recently.>Ratchet>Jak>Sly
Come watch SGDQ with us in our kinoplex https://cytube.implyingrigged.info/channel/v4c
>>681326792Why go for a curtsy if you don't know how to do it properly in the first place? Like why not just wave?
ok that's an actual good run
>>681326852germany ofc
>>681326420the virgin fearful lean vs the chad get in here
>>681326801my robot wife is so cute
>>681326665Massive fan of all 3 but objectively speaking >1.Ratchet and Clank>2.Sly Cooper>3.Jak and Dexter
>>681326852Fuck off.
>>681326294>>681325701
>>681326915you're posting in a general.
alri eck
God this is fucking BORING
>>681326943that's 8 slices, smalls are 6
>>681326963>>681326801I AM LEARNING RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF THESE SHITPOSTS THAT THERE IS NOW AN ANIME OF THIS
>>681327016Forgot this was /sp/ - Soccer Posting.
Ick was too sexy? Really?
>>681326665Ratchet >>> Jak1 > Sly >>> other Jaks
>Eagles hatSo is the runner from Philly?
>>681326665ratchet > sly >>>>>>>>>>>> jakRC1 > RC2 > Sly2 > RC3 > Sly1 > Jak 1 > Sly3 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jak 2/3Still haven't bothered to finish Jak 2, game sucks way too much. Not even the recent PC port managed to make me like the game
>>681326665Sly sucks.
>>681327071this isn't /lgbt/ either yet you are here
>>681326792He deserves a beating for that.
>>681327151filtered
>>681326420man-spreading is a crime
>>681326652Hello Peaches
>>681327126he literally said he was at the start of the run
>>681327101That's what speed running was about. Hopefully GDQ can die and we can go back to this.
>>681327071its /sp/ - shit postingand youre going to be there for the olympics, so be nice okay?
>>681326961i need a gf like this
>>681327216By the shit gameplay? By the horrible hub world that is like a pathetic GTA copy? By vehicletrash?Yes, I got filtered by all that
18 empty chairs speedrunSniff in the hall at GDQ! speedrunSniff sweaty, smelly , throbbing chairs wanting to be sniffed! speedrunSniff 18 empty chairs in need to be smelled! speedrunSniff Chairs in the hall at GDQ! speedrunSniff On the floor waiting to sniff ass sweat! speedrunSniff GDQ really rocks! speedrunSniff
>>681327230>he didnt actually sniff ithe did nothing wrong..
>DKC3 is the only monke gameshit marathon
later chumps, my girl's stream just started
>>681327246Anon, it's not just a speedrunning thing. Culture has changed. You'd have to change all of society for us to go back to this.
>he did the boob glitchrun is immediate s
>>681327338simp
I DON'T KNOWHELP MEAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>681327232>>681327126grim
>>681326961fuck why is this so hot
>>681327328Agreed. That's one DK game too many.
Holy hell even the shirt selection this year sucked major ass. GDQ cant die fast enough
Someone explain why he did flips in front of the purple girl and said "if you know you know" I don't know shit about Ratchet and Clank
Amazing couch!
>>681325548
>>681327424they left an easter egg in where it makes her tits bigger when you do that
>>681327338this whore is still alive?
>>681327424I WAS WONDERING THIS too
shes not half bad
>>681326665Crash
>>681327424https://youtu.be/ItGvtC8ojwE?si=gUSAjxM_WHbMSHy_
>>681327424It makes her tits bigger, not joking.
What emotion is this face conveying, and why?
>>681327473despite TwitchCon's best efforts, yes
>>681327338kwab
>>681327232I missed the start. Calm down.
>>681327473her babby die
>>681327514>6 hours into a goon sesh
>>681327514The pleasure of being cummed inside.
>>681327461Hollywood squares?
>>681327514Savage and bougie
>>681327493This would never make it into a video game today
>>681327246>>681327101If this exact video was taken today you would hate it.
>>681327493
>>681327514Bustin' makes him feel good.
Oh, it's funny to you, is that it?
>>681327542you’re right, my apologies anon
>these threads
Might just be my expectations were lowered by that Mega Man run but this is nice
Threadly reminder the chartfag is the 'ick on 'eck poster AND a mod.
has kungfu lost weight yet
>>681326665RatchetSlyJak
>>681327631however they'd do the same thing with a cock bulge and you'd hear nothing about it
>>681327660Why was that banned but the bikini loli op allowed?
>>681327472>>681327493>>681327502fuckin' based
>cute biological woman on couch>commentary is good and not obnoxious or low energy>crowd interaction counting bolts>new speed run tech where they jump off camera>run is actually moving fast>runner did the boob glitchThis is an A tier for me lads
>>681327729>plays the role of a tyrant, a rebel, and a common man all at onceLudo.
Fuck I hate what's become of gdq
>>681327736thank god no
>>681327717It's a normal speedrun, which sets it to a minimum B-
>>681327823What's become of gdq?
>>681327787Truly shows how much our culture has changed. Absolutely unthinkable to try something like that in a modern game.
>>681327785it says in the reason
>everybody eatsIs this because they can't say everyone drink or something?
>>681327838gross
>>681327791And it's a run of a phenomenal game. It's at least an A for me as well
>Trans Rights is ahead by $700
playstation nation
>>681327973I think it's a joke based off of 'everybody poops'
>>681326665Ratchet > Sly >>> Jak (1 was good, the rest were meh)
everybody eatsnobody quits
>>681327912corporate greed
>>681328043Ong
>Greetings from New JerseyGive the donation back.
>>681328019and the viewers keep plummeting
>>681328019I'm surprised they don't make all naming incentives have trans rights in it because retarded faggots can't but dono for it when you bring up its losing, easy money.
>>681328019WOO TRANS RIGHT WAAAAOOOO
THE Guy D Ping himself?
just wake uphow was the first runs and the pre-show?
edobeans fat tits
>>681328043PlayStation gamers are have been proven to be the most well adjusted gamers with the best taste.
>>681327230Based chair sniffer
the og ratchet had so many planets I love and so many I hate in almost equal number
>>681328141He's GREEEN?
>>681328153bad
what the fuck goes on in new jersey
>>681327823It's been great every single year since like 2019
>waiting for SGDQ to start all week>when it finally does no longer feel like watching muchWhy am I so broken...
>>681328153>>681325412
>Weekend>First day>46k viewersJeeesus, that's grim.
>>681328153>the pre-showthey played a whole game of jeopardy, that was it
>>681327939I wasn't ban evading. The stupid fucking mod probably thought I was somebody else.>But you're ban evading nowYes but I wasn't then.
>20 years old catDamn. Hope my 14 years old cat makes it to that age.
>ai slopfor fucks sake, please dont
>>681328209the eternal taylor ham vs pork roll debate
>from benjamin franklin
fuck the birds
>>681328153It's been a godless evening.
>benjamin franklinwe all know what you mean
>>681328019YOU BETTER DONATE OTHERWISE YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED IN THE EVENT AND BE CALLED A BIGOT SO PLEASE DONATE PLEASE
>>681328218best part about GDQ is the /v/ threads not the actual stream
I'm too busy to bother making charts for SGDQ, so I'll give you something in the form of an extremely overt, Blue's Clues-style riddle.Look! It's a picture of a cat! That's our first clue!Look! It's a box! That's our second clue! Now, what could Blue want with a cat and a box?Look! It's a piece of paper with "rjqoj7.7z" written on it! ... Wait, what?(At this point, Steve is so confused that he just gives up. But you know the answer, don't you?)The answer to the riddle contains everything needed to make charts for SGDQ 2024 except the script to get rankings since it's so broken (you'll have to find another one elsewhere), so I've included two "goodies" as compensation. Test all of the features, maybe even add your own. I trust that you'll make the best charts you can.
>>681328235still hitting 1.5 mil
>>681328336We have charts dude
>>681328287we were warned but we did not listen
Has the clearly mentally unhinged woman said anything at all?
>>681328336>pronouns on a run listis this a joke
>>681328336Anon, chartfag is already here making them..?
>>681328218This has been an especially crappy start. I remember last SGDQ we had an entire run up of runs up to the Kung Fu Fat guy ring fit run at the end of the first day.
>>681328206>>681328230>>681328236>>681328287so I didn't miss much, thanks guys
>>681328336what advanced levels of faggotry is this now
>>681327929At this point if a game ever did anything fun or goofy like this again I'd kill myself 'cause I know it'd never happen again and I could go out on top.
>>681326413you obviously weren't here for cowboy kino anon
>>681328336what the fuck is an IT?
>>681328019>every single naming incentive is going to be trans rights>people stop donating to naming incentivesit's gonna be fucking hilarious
I'm doin' that planet an A
hes code switching into black jive for some reason
>>681328432It at least hasn't been the GDQ that started with a Rubiehart run, that was as low as it could get.
Guys I've had this run muted the whole timeAm I missing out on anything or nah
>>681328336i cant decide if youre retarded or austistic. congrats i guess.
>why he doin’ that>be likestop
>>681327365We have to do what we need to do.
>>681328470italian
do they still require proof of vaccination and masks?
>>681328470interstellar terrestrial
>>681328591no cause everyone forgot covid happened
Video. Games.
>>681328591>smartest /v/ user
>>681328043they have their own marathon.i haven't heard anything yet about this year though
choked, run over
>first run I've tuned in for>it sucks
>>681328395This fag is always here trying to push his reddit-friendly chart, just ignore him.
I wish I could watch Pokemon with you guys, man, I'm getting sad. I wanted to chill with you during that run, instead I have to go to bed for work before the run starts.
>>681328652Both my parents got covid last week and they just had a sore throat and were fine after like 3 days.
>it do>it do>it do
>>681328336????????
>>681328749take an addeerall or something
>>681328470so how does the commentary refer to them without sounding offensive?cant use he or she.
>>681328738Story as old as time.
>>681328749you already posted this image earlier
>>681328652everybody had forgotten about it a year ago and they still required masks and proofs
>>681328780covid is treated like a seasonal flu now. really gets you thinking doesnt it.
>>681328749Hehe that funny :)
>>681327389fuck now I want to eat a cupcake
>>681328470Shovelclaws is actually FtM, I remember the runs were okay, but the voice was annoying.
>>681328749just don't sleepneeding 8 hours of sleep is a meme
>>681328738marathonman and his couch are AI-generated, the real runs start with Pokemon in a few hours
just got back from work what'd I miss so far
>>681328218the event hasn't been good for at least 8 years anon....
>>681328591No, covid isn't the new virtue signal thing anymore, so they can't get anything out of it.
>Google alzheimers>all the links are purple???
>>681328965GDQ
Never forgive Insomniac for removing this planet in the demake
>>681328965two invalid runs
>>681328965Boring shit and a failed Yoshi's Story run.
>>681329034Meds NOW
>>681328153Yoshi's Story was cozy, but /v/ didn't like it because the couch wasn't screaming memes every five seconds. The runner went over estimate by one minute and missed a melon, so the ratings were harsh. Minecraft was boring and Mega Man had a cancerous couch. The pre-show wasn't as terrible as some, if you feel compelled to watch it for some reason.
my mom go met 4 double cheeseburgurgers from mcdonalds and i cant finish the last one
atwentysomethingloser's aromatic, potable pee
>>681328876I've had covid twice during its "height" and it was literally just a flu, I didnt even have the coof. Unvaxxed btw
>>681329157Estimate autism is retarded considering the person playing the game chooses the estimate. The estimate should be based on the leaderboard or something, otherwise someone can say "uh yeah this takes 2 hours" then beat it in 20 minutes and instantly get S-rank because "wow under estimate!"
>>681328749It's ok it's Violet so it's just going to be people bitching throughout it.
>>681328965a whole game of jeopardy as the pre-show
Please stop doing silly accents, the run is otherwise fine
Is this going over estimate?
>there are people actually looking forward to pokemon at GDQ
>>681329270I WILL BREAK THESE CHAINS
>>681329034
clap
>>681329270
Seems like there are less troon antics than previous years. Is that shit finally running it's course?
>>681329270wtf
>>681329268
>>681328965you missed the whole eventthis is the last run
>>681329270YAMERO
>>681329198Yeah i got covid when it was "dangerous" and all it did was give me the chills and backpain sometimes. Didn't even stop me from smoking a pack a day like i always do.
>>681329306They've clearly never been through a GDQ Pokemon run
>>681329034That's funny. I've got a good joke for you too!>google alzheimers>all the links are purple
>>681329309
>>681329270Fuck you.
there's some interesting tech in this game at least
>>681329335no and get used to it. we're still shouting trans rights, meeting naming incentives with trans rights, and featuring trans runners on stream.
>>681329335There is a weird tranny with cheek implants doing the prize showcase now.
greetings from germany
Gaystation nation
>>681328950>the real runs start with Pokemon
surprised a ratchet and clank run is so long
>>681328470a desperate plea for attention and personality
>forever gaming partnerwonder what his wifes son thinks about that
Did somebody say $5 hype train???
>>681329508>builds speed for 12 hours>doesn't even teleport to a parallel universeSome hero.
this is a good run but I feel like ive seen ratchet runs so many times my eyes glaze over half way
>Everybody Eats
>>681329362no one cares
>>681329592no way, it's back? please be an old pic
>>681329582People who say partner are nearly universally trannies and/or cuckolds.
>>681329592fuck that stupid annoying faggothope he gets banned/timed-out again
>>681329170>atwentysomethingloserWeird proportions
>>681329335They have their own containment event now
>>681329621you do :3
>>681329551they're going for all bolts.
>>681329034*coin sound*
>>681329362>my situation was like this so everyone's situation must have been exactly the samehow do you people function
>>681329270Thank God I can't really tell what I'm looking at.
>>681329687skinwalker looking ass
>>681329687Cute.
>>681329617>AND I'M THE MAN THAT'S GONNA MAKE YOU SWALLOW LIMES
>>681329687pee goddess
Are you guys and gals hyped for Pokémon Violet!?It's gonna be 2 hours of pure FUN!
>>681329240Leaderboard placement is nothing more or less than your best EVER run. Estimate is supposed to account for everything that can go wrong.
>>681329508>hmm I wonder what that pesky hero of hyrule is up to>!>MULTI RUPEE DRIFTING??
>>681329687omg i want to smell her pee
>>681329826
>>681329826when's the clover run?
>>681329676>>681329686its an old pic but I'm keeping my eyes peeled. Meanwhile, have this guy who's too stupid to walk and multi task at the same time.
Not fun, not a fact.
>Now we're a gundamCLEARLY that's Getter RoboZZZ run
>>681329829Not their specific placement, I mean it should be based on the total leaderboard to determine how long most people take to play the game. Like if they're second place it could be the 10th place time (or if times are really tight, the 50th place time, etc.)Just something other than "runner choosing his own estimate" because that's too arbitrary.
>>681329687wtf are those hands
>>681329751they don't, at least on a normal level. Just read all the trans hating comments and /pol/-cel posts in here.
>>681329943I pause the game to breathe in
>>681329981slappa
>>681329751Only pussies died to covid.
what the hell is going on
Hetalia referenced, fujosisters won
JUST FOR ONE SECONDFATHOM THE STENCH
>>681330078is this a man or a woman
>>681330114yes
>>681330114A beast.
>>681329979Might work for notably popular games, but for the scores of games that have just that one runner? Not so lucky
>>681330114who fuckin caresI'm going to get my nose in there and CRANK MY SHIT
>>681330078*sniff*
>>681329687I can conceptualize the aroma of her pee just by looking at her
"Everybody eats", when compared to the retarded BUSTIN' run, is not cringe at all and actually kind of funny.
what i miss?
i know it's cool to hate on GDQ around here, but this is fucking awful.
>>681330078imagine the amount of calories you need to consume everyday to maintain that level of body mass
>>681329981
>a fine run ruined by commentators and donationsthis is the new norm for GDQ, huh?
CHOKE
>>681330370The thumbnail is unsettling
>>681330370Looks like a charcter from TWEWY
>>681330370PSX looking bitch.
>>681330393how new are you
>>681330370She's built like a character from Tera.
>>681330370her pee is good
>>681330363its less food than you might imagine because american food is literal poison
>>681330393this one is actually quite the contrary of what you said
>>681330370bitch looks like a kingdom hearts character
>>681330370would
>>681330423kek
Threadly reminder to donate for a free Palestine!
>>681330213holy based
>>681330393shitty couch and donations ruining good runs is a tale as old as time anon
I tuned out like 25 minutes ago.This is boring.
>>681330423lmao
>>681329687bros... i dont remember /ourgirl/'s hands being like that...
>>681330370She has a grandmothers face.
>>681330370she has a blog about Taylor Swift somewhere & her pee smells good
You know when a run is boring because nobody in the thread is talking about it.
>>681330370pretty sure someone on /pol/ made a wojak meme of her. Although that might have been that one emma watson pic, now that I think of it
>>681330515LE HECKIN CHUCKLEFUCK
>>681330336Millennial runners<Zoomers<Boomers
>>681330370yaoi hands...
did this run lose everyone elses interest despite starting good?
>>681330078Who’s asking?
Just migged hereWhat'd I miss? Any good runs on the first day
>>681330587never post crystal autism again please and thanks
>>681330370Oh, a Taylor Swift fan?Daring.
>>681330643>>681329603
>>681330687How do I achieve cheeks like this natty
>>681330370Imagine the handjobs...
>>681330370I am so conflicted. I want to both fuck and kill this creature, and i'm not sure which one is higher.
>>681330643Yes, but also it's fine.It's an actual speedrun and his gimmick isn't THAT bad
>>681330687lookin ass
>>681330738i think you would actually do the latter if you do the first
>>681330370God, she's even doing the "Generic Anime Girl" stance.
>>681330487>fatso and eagle boy keep code switching to ebonics in the most awkward way>EVERYBODYEATSNTA, but he's right.
>>681330643>>681330607run?
damn this game is bugged as shit
>>681330687Looking like Hal in Malcolm in the Middle after he was bitten by a spider
>>681330370Built with hands like an SO3 character
>>681330370she made stardew valley Tik Toks
Don't you wish you were there with them?
Menu buffering shit does my head in, it's not as bad as Wind Waker but fuck that noise.
why is everyone talking about some random broad?
>>681330860post some pee
>>681330871adef and fruity melo have suspicious eyes
>>681330871
>>681330912The run is boring as fuck
>>681330871Fufu tumtum
You won't spoil House of the Dragon if I stay to watch this, won't you /v/?
>>681329157I'll check the yoshi's story run later, thanks
>>681330975imagine watching that slop
RATE THE RUN
>>681329687>>681330370
>>681330504lol I thought this, too
>>681330975no promises
>>681330975There's a dragon in a house
Has this whole been out of bounds? I started watching 10 minutes ago and that was incredibly boring.
>>681331016B
>>681331016B+
>>681330975>House of the DragonI don't even know what that is>>681331016A
>>681330975The only thing I'll spoil is if HEADBANGA wins his match tonight
>>681331016B--It was a run, and possibly the first of the day.
YOU GONNA FUCKING CRY?
that was so fucking boring. not bad, just boring. everybody eats
>>681331016BFast and technical, my favorite kind of run
>>681331016B for boring
>>681331016A, run was great but the commentary got annoying
>>681331016CShit memes and slang, boring couch, but great techniques.
>>681331016Cstarted A but dropped to a C for me
>>681331016Bit was ok
>>681330370
>>681331016Cit was boring
>>681331016C+it was alright, a bit boring tho
>>681330871>Ruby>Keizaron>MeloNo
>>681331016B-nice run but execution wasn't all there and it was kinda boring
>>681331016A
SEEXOO DOCTOR
>>681331016D
attractive woman on screen
>>681331016I'm doin' him a B
>>681331016S
>>681330930>>681330945He's not a good actor but he tries, the incincerity drips from him.
>>681330975>House of the DragonPeople watch that shit after what they did to game of thrones?
>>681331016C
Bridget sexoooo
>MeloTime to mute
>>681331016AIt was good in all fronts
>>681331016B a mih 'niod m'I
She mogs corvmay so hard
>My role?>I just collect a paycheck while attending fun events!
>>681330748animate this for the love of god
>>681331128>>681331137more like doctors without condoms
>>681330924MODS MODS MODS
>>681331091lel
>>681331137A terrorist though
>>681330871who's the gilbert gottfried looking motherfucker in the middle
Too attractive for this event
what happened? why is everyone cis and normal looking?
>>681331016B, technically impressive run with a milquetoast couch>>681330975Jon is a Targaryen
>>681331016FFF
whoa these people actually look semi normal
What a shitload of fuck. Grifting for gay maps lol
>>681331016C+
>>681330975NED DIES
>>681331158It's much better. About S2-4 of GOT level, not S1 level.
>>681331224>normal lookingAnon, I....
>>681331158I felt that way initially, then I swallowed my pride and found out that the show is actually enjoyable.
>>681331276No, not Flanders!
>puts her real name on screen>puts the guys username up next to it
>>681331214The Goblin Queen and our Queen
Why don't they just leave the brownoids to their fate?
could this girl get it?
not my problem
Bro just lose the nose rings, please. You're almost there.
Cute girl on screen.
>>681330370I got linked this, and this is so fucking rude. I can't control how I how look, and making fun of people based on their appearance is rude.
WHITE MAN'S BURDEN
Where are the games?
>pay a terrorist "charity" so they can map out places and pay tons of money to women doing nothing???
>>681330871>Spike pulls THE face in pics.Of course he does.
https://www.instagram.com/bridget_fle/AWOOOGA
Whoa, KungFu glew up
>NGOspeak
>>681331414but you could control how you type
>>681331414I said you looked cute, okay?
>HALFTIME/SKITtime to smoke some weed ladsbrb
>>681331414i love you and your delectable pee
>chad project
>>681331360Because something something muh colonialism.
>>681331414do your weird long fingers give you special abilities? Do you feel more powerful when casting magic?
>>681330871Every single one of these people despises each other
>>681331478DUDE
>>681331414Here is a lesson in lifeWhat other people think of you is none of your business
>>681331016Boring as shit D
>>681331460lots of white people in all her pics
Yes yes we really need to hear them talk about mapping for 20min
>>681331460too american for methe box face
Why is it so important to keep all this human biomass alive at all cost? They can't even map their own cities themselves.
>>681331460she's aight
>>681331460>party pic>party pic>party picJesus. Do women go to parties every week? I haven't gone to a party in almost a decade.
>>681331016A. Solid run
Splatoon 3 where ?
>everyone is going to start pretending the post is actually herHoly fucking shit /v/, get a grip you simps
>>681331016I missed it.
>>681331186No! Yug has returned!
>>681331414poor larp, but everyone looks weird one way or the otherown it and move on, or let the thoughts of others consume you
>>681331558I am human biomass and I want to be alive.
MIG
>>681331579she's a swinger.
>>681331579its her job to go to parties and get donations
>Missing Maps is a humanitarian mapping initiative between a group of organizations that aim to map parts of the world that are vulnerable to natural disasters, conflicts, and disease epidemicsLiterally the entire world
>>681331414honesty is rude
>>681331590just want her pee
>>681331439Why can't the blackies map their own damn locales?
>>681331414timestamp or GTFO
>>681331579She literally gets free money doing this, that's her job.When you donate money to a charity you pay the wages and "expenses" so women like this can go partying every day and buy expensive booze.
Jesus christ they're still talking
I'll map your cervix
>>681329687
>woman talking>time to get my switch out
>>681331558lack of empathy and hope of death on others for "logical reasons" are prime characteristics of satanists
mappers? the pedo ones?
>>681331582Schedule has it starting over ten minutes from now, shit's drifted about 45 mins already.
Wait whats her email again?
>>681331638No, I've added it to the list
>>681331750lmfao
>15 people in the crowdyuuuuge turnout this year
Please remember people, you are the boss of you, so if you dont want to hydrate or stretch, you dont have to!
MAP RIGHTSHOOOOOOOYYYP
3rd worlders can't map their own nations.
>>681329826It is a very, very shit game. I am hoype.
>>681331503Well yeah none of them interaact after the event is over. Hell, not even after the segment is over. People at GDQ have reported here and various places that they just sit in silence on their phones not talking to each other a few mins before the segment, then the segment starts and they all "turn on" and start acting all happy clappy, all smiles, buddy buddy with each other, then the segment ends and they all just "turn off" and walk away from each other in silence to their actual friends.Its just part of GDQ's weird "We're all so heckin wholesome and good vibes ONLY and everyone loves each other!" Stepford Wife act.
>all of those empty chairsYikes
>>681331638Not here! Bland central! No dangerous weather, no dangerous animals, no dangerous temperatures, no dangerous terrains, no dangerous groups (anymore).
What did MSF mean by this?
>>681331806WRONGyou HAVE to hydrateif you don't stretch, you'll die in your sleep
>TWEWY fan>KH fanayo?
>>681331797where are they hosting it?
>>681331814NO NOT LIKE THATSHUT IT DOWN BEFORE HE RUINS EVERYTHING
>fan of jrpgred flag run
Where's the Anon who posted threadly exercises?
>woman>square enix fanwow
>clout
FAKE GAMER. I bet she can't even beat critical mode.
>>681331859
wtf she's a gamerback off guys she's mine
>big jrpg fan>only plays square gameslol
She cute, what game does she run?
>final fantasy>kingdom hearts>twewysmelly
i want to impregnate this woman
>>681331742That just makes Satanists sound pretty reasonable. I don't wamt them to die I just want them to be responsible for their own destiny.
>Yeah I love Kingdom Hearts and the world ends with you
>>681331894in africa I wager
>>681331913I can't either so that's okay =]
>>681331814HOOOOOOOOOOOOOYPE
>>681331469What is wrong with the way I type?
THATS SO FUNNY
>>681331940Looks like Kaitlyn Dever but with double the face.
>>681331940league of legends
>kids on the audienceis drdisrespect there
>>681331940She speedruns importing niggers into Europe.
>>681331460
>>681331940sonic on the snes
God please start splatoon so I can fap and go to bed
WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>681331940FF3.
>>681331894>Minnisotaof courseshould have stayed in Florida, I'd fucking go there
>>681331742>lack of empathy and hope of death on othersSounds pretty evangelist to me
>>681332013daniel radcliffe is my hero
>she actually did itLiterally the perfect woman.
a real woman and real gamer
>>681332005>17 year old and 350 days old is the same as a 8 year old kid
>random party ho just flashed more gamer cred than 90% of the people who will be playing games
>>681332053>>681332053>>681332053mig when ready
>>681331993it's incorrectfucking read it over when you type herdo you understand?
>Has a real job>spergs out over her favorite games on camerashe's perfect bros
>>681332028When did you last cum anon?
>MSF finally got a rep who wasn't an out of touch old person to come rep for the GDQ eventHoly shit they learned about so many years.
bargain felicia day
>she's at the booth all weeksee you losers in minnesota
>>681331742I ask you again. Why is it important to make sure these people multiply? Let them live on a level their own civilisation permits. They are evolved for tribal life, why are we proping them up?
>>681332062>>681332064pretty based when they actually like the games they say they like
>>681332104I don't. Is this some meta 4chan shit?
That interviewer gives me the creeps. He has no interest or follow up questions. He's not. A. Gamer.
TRRRAAAANNNNS RIIIIGHTS
>trans rights
>>681332259literally this, this is all that matters. i dont care if you like something as basic as zelda as long as you can completely go full sperg about it
>>681332304write proper english or get the fuck out
>>681332324>>681332331They just hate the idea a sexy heterosexual female character could win against them
>>681332150literally ever loser incel watching gdq including /v/
>>681331498She definitely has extra ring slots at the very least.
>>681332365it's so twisted how posers were able to spin shit as "gatekeeping" when """questioned""" about the things they say they like>oh I love that game>what did you think of X?>uuhh ahheueuhh
>>681332406I'm not writing a college entry essay, or typing a professional email. Fuck me if I forgot a comma on 4chan. Touch grass
is that an actually hot woman
>>681332705oh i can see why she likes him kek
>>681332698you have been warnedsee what happens
>>681332783lol
>>681332179The same reason your parents are letting you crash in their basement instead of die in a gutter: basic human compassion.
TRANS RIGHTS
>>681332901but I actually have something to contribute and come from a civilisation able to maintain our population size. We also developed maps thousands of years ago
