>Bring me Shitquella
>>681410194This would have been cool desu. Although it also would have probably fucked with the camera.
>>681410194where is the version of this with the peepeepoopooman?where is the version of this with the snek girl?
>>681410194damn it would have been cool if you could actually do this. how come radahn is the only one who gets to have a pet empyrean
>>681412326>Dung Eater phantom on your shoulders>you're immediately overencumbered>flowing trails of diarrhea instead of hair>AoE pillars of shit after every attack
>>681412737lel
>>681412737>chance for a critical attack>poo man gets off your shoulders and rapes miquella >instant win>miquella isn’t dead and is found in the corner of the arena sobbing while Radahn breaks free of shitquella’s charm spellAbsolute KINO
>>681410194>implyng Ranni actually gives a fuck about (You)
>>681413472I don't like Ranni, but she did love her other companions. She could easily love you too given enough time.
>>681413472Ranni is textbook tsundere. She even stutters at you if you come back to her with the wedding ring.
>>681413629not to mention she absolutely loves her mother toothe key difference between her and Miquella is that Ranni was unwilling to give up her humanity with her body
>>681413472 I’ll take a Ranni that probably doesn’t love me but foes love her people over a Miquella that has discarded love except to use it to bind people.
>>681410572>camera problemsEvery problem has a solution.
>>681410194Looks cool, but if you die, you will be forced to watch a cutscene of Ranni leaving you for Radahn because you're shit.
>>681414105I don't think Ranni is really capable of faking love, she's pretty cold to you if you start out as part of the cursemark quest
? i sided with dungbro not this evil bitch
>>681410194Me and the bad bitch I got slaying gays
>time to kill your gay brothers ranni
>>681412737>>681413338Holy mother of kino
>>681410194Clinging to the guy who revives endlessly and constantly gets stronger is probably a good play.
>>681415184I'd hate to see what happened after you beat Radahn.
