>mom walks in
>playing with the screen facing the door>playing with sound on>playing while parents are homecouldn't be me dog
Game? Is it the one in unreal engine? I want to "play" it with UEVR
>>681410991You forgot>playing with cock out
>>681410838What does the actual gameplay of these games consist of?
>>681410991If you set up your desk to not face the door everyone will know you did that for coomer reasons.
>>681410991This.Who the fuck does that?? lol. Just put headphones on , but dont drown yourself in loud volume so you can still hear the rest of the house/area, and dont make it too obvious so you can casually minimize screen when you hear people about to come on.(then again i live by myself but this is what i would have done back in the day lol)
have you considered moving out of your parents' house?
>Koikatsu>Ugly ass cardsA deadly and unfortunately very common combination
>>681411196Man did you save this shitty ass gif from 2003 or something anon? lol
>>681410838>Be me>marry a flat-chested tomboy>have a baby boyIf I ever see him playing a game like this, I'll know the apple didn't fall far from the tree.
>>681410838cute! she looks just like me
>>681411383houses are too expensive
>>681410991>>681410838Just tell your mom you masturbate and use onaholes. She won't bother you when she notices.
>>681410838>little sister walks in
>>681411383It's 2024, anon. Either you get along well with your parents and you live with them forever, or you move in with 3-6 roommates.
>>681411826It's ok she just wanted to bring you some juice cuz she heard you say you're thirsty.
Would you give up video games forever for a chance to taste cunny?
>>681412226I would give up games for a legal cunny wife that loved me, but not for a single taste.
>>681411383What, no one's falling for your landlord tricks anymore?
>>681411383>you didn't go to school for 30 years to get a 6 figures salary>WELL FUCK YOU YOU WILL NEVER OWN A HOUSE XD
post cards
>>681411383>By comparison, the median U.S. home price in June 2023 was $426,056, according to Redfin. Both calculations are based on sale prices, not listing prices.
>>681411383You see in America at least it isn't viable for a person to go out and buy a house. I've been to several other countries where it's quite possible to do it with even a shit job but in America it's nearly impossible unless you want to never be at home work all day and eat discount bread because ramen noodles aren't as cheap as they used to be.
>>681411383Shut up your landlord kike, no one is falling for your $2000+ rents
>>681410991I used to have my screen facing the window on the first floor and without curtains and everyone could see me watch porn
>>681413120>get chicken ramen a couple times a year>used to eat it all the time>they wanted 75c for the little maruchan bags and $2 for little cupsMy man the bags were 15c when I was in high school and the cups were 50c.
>>681411289yes, but they can't catch you on it.they'll only have the implied suspicion on constant 10%, not the actual visual shock jumping from 0 to 100%It feels wrong intuitively, but it's statistically less bad
>>681413402Guy who used to live on my street jerk to "cunny" on his wide screen with direct sight through a completely unblinded window to the neighbors who had just moved in with 2 preschool girls.
>>681410838>As you can see, our son is quite a gamer
>>681413701>"cunny"the kind that gets you sent to prison?
why would your mom care about your phone game
>>681413701Hi neighbor
>>681411289not unless you have a plausible reason, my computer is up against a wall with a shelving unit inbetween it and the doorway, because of the angles you can't see the screen unless you come so far into the room that you can see around the shelves, there's no suspicion of this positioning because it's just up against a wall next to my bed, a perfectly logical location for it.
>>681413701that "guy" was you wasn't it OP :/
Remember when bolgona was the cheapest "meat" you can put on some bread?
>>681411649Why does 2D image girl hurt westoid faggot so much?
Uohhh
>>681412982You first
>>681411383>living alone>somehow parents magically teleport into your room when your playing a lewd H-game>parents have been dead for five years
>>681414493Do you ever stop mid jerk and think your ancestors are watching you? Happens to me every once in a while.
>>681414653I bet they watch when you (hypothetically) have normal sex too. Sickos.
>>681414752I don't have sex with people, I hate 3DPD.
>>681414653I have a picture of my grandfather near where I reguarly jack off. Doesn't bother me. Ghosts aren't real.
>>681414493Not that bad but getting a knock on the door while playing vidya has unsettled me more then actual life threatening scares.
>>681414872Then how would you explain weird anomalies when something that shouldn't be able to fall falls or weird noises? It might not be MY ancestors watching me could be entirely different things
>>681414995I don't believe in ghosts, but I do believe in ultraterrestrials.
>>681414653Sometimes I imagine my life is like the Truman Show, and everyone is watching and laughing and cringing at all the weird and degenerate shit I do.
>>681414653There's nothing I could be doing that would be weirder than them watching me do it.
>>681411196Kek
>>681410838My mom knows I like lolis desu
>>681414653My sister died and after a while I took her room, so I sometimes think what would she think of me reading loli hentai in her room.
>>681411196Is this the Moroccan phenotype?
>>681414653Yes, but they actually do. Whenever i finish jacking off, my ancestors that died within the deep jungles of the congo takes control of my body and make me run a mile across my neighbourhood. Once i've finished the single lap, I am then sent to bed so i can go and sleep and prepare for another day of jerking off.
>>681414254too big for this shit site
>Playing xenoblade 2>Mom says "wow look at those hookers following you"
>>681417074Takes one to know one
>>681411836You could have a wife and child if you stopped masturbating to 2dpdf
>>681410838>girl like this walks inWhat would you do? Be honest.
>>681411289I don't care, I don't like people approaching me from behind in general, so fuck if I'm gonna set my shit up so that I have to deal with that all the time. If my door is opening, I wanna see that happening at the very least in my peripheral vision.
>>681417532>You could have a hag that keeps bitching and whoring herself and tyrone's child if you stopped masturbating to 2dpdfOkay.
>>681418481give her my shit to cover her up and hand her a bowl of eggs
>>681418481Probably react the way most loli eromanga protagonists react initially and assume I'm either being pranked or baited to commit some kind of crime.
>>681419058*shirt
>>681419058based
>>681410838your mom was no doubt impressed by the healthy young female's singing skills
>>681410838>"oh thank god he's straight"
>>681417074Based mom
>>681415175based and keelpilled
>>681411289explain this chud
>>681419058>you don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to cover yourself with my feces
>>681412085i see what you did theresad no one else did
>>681417532like you?
>>681411383You do realize that families have shared the same home for literally thousands of years and only recently USA brainwashed people into thinking that you should slave alone? Family is strength.
>>681411383Brother we're facing a recession that will make the 1929 one look like a fucking joke.Do you think I can afford it even if I wanted to?
>>681421529Bad goy. Im overleveraged on rental property and I will be forced to import more shitskins if you keep refusing to pay my mortgages.
>>681421106Muh schizo-nigga.
>>681411289better for them to suspect you're a coomer than for them to catch you gooning to loli and remove all doubt
