how in the fuck am I supposed to have the reflexes for this shit as a decrepit boomer
He's not that bad. But I fought him at scadoo 17 and iirc most of you people suck at finding these. Probably that
it was easy tho>60 vig>18 scadu
>>681411941I fought him at 12 skibidi3 shot with deathpoker
summon your mimic tear old man
take some viagra
>>681411941You use the holy trinity of fromsoft:>summon>magic>shieldWorks like a charm from Demon's Soul to Elden Ring. You can also dual yield staffs for maximum rustle of the not-beating-the-game tryhards.
>>681411941Is it any good? Every video of the bosses I've seen just looks fucking annoying to fight.
>>681413308Great if you love rolling through endless spastic Anime combos, getting baited into delayed attacks, not being able to heal because of input reading, garbage camera and AOE spam you can't avoid because laggy input buffer and lack of animation cancel
>>681411941The same way Miyazaki does. Summoning and using any cheese strats possible.
>>681413308Play other fromsoft games if you haven't already. Elden ring is if you still crave for more after that. It's arguably the worst one.
>>681411941Roll around like a psycho, mash heal when hurt, play hyper aggressively, and just go for charged attacks and constant damage to stance break him. You beat him with 50% pattern memorization and 50% luck.
>>681411941Have you tried chasing adderall with 3 energy drinks?
>>681413308stay out, faggot
>>681411941level vigor, use defense talismans, shields/great shields and buff incantations, just avoid the grab attacks. Go for stagger with heavy attacks and crit.
>>681411941>summon spirit ash>run to opposite corner>spam pic-relI cheesed Gaius and Messmer like this with no regrets.I'll beat the game honestly later.I have NPC questlines to ruin.Killed Bayle melee without status/summons/spells like a man BTW because he deserved the respect.
>>681415149>forgot muh gif b/c it's too big but it's Waves of Gold spam
>every boss does huge aoe which kills the spirit ash>every boss does elemental damage that goes through your shield>every boss has so long combos that you don't even have enough stamina to dodge it with roll
>>681411941Reflexes? I don't recall Messmer having any particularily fast attacks. He's a pretty straightforward fight, you just need to figure out the ways he can end his most common spear combo.
>>681415448but /v faggots claim non stop spirit ash makes game easy mode. which is it? why are you niggers always contradicting yourselves.
>>681414819he's not staggering and i only deal chip damage