Are we excited?
I didn't watch tv
are the actors gonna spam roll too?
Haven't read the book, so why would I be?
sony finally getting a ps5 exclusive
>>681423031Nope, ER has very intricate designs, I doubt the budget is enough
>>681423031OohOohoOhoOoh and Zanzibart did stretch his bowels, doth heed thine yearning for mine focus of the stool forevermore.
>>681423305It'll likely be animated. Either proper anime or the netflix knock-off kind.
Who do you cast as Zanzibart?
>>681423031hooooly basedinstead of finishing the books he's going to slap his name on more random garbage and pretend he did something
>>681423603At this point he has to just be trolling the bookfags right?
I don’t think about it at all.
>>681423603>>681423690GoT is forever tarnished
>>681423031finish the books fat fuck
I know who to cast for Miquella and Radahn
>Fromsoft and Miyazaki are gonna make sure Ice & Fire never ends and is forgotten Based
>>681423031Leaked footage from the new elden ring movie
>>681423031More leaked footageBoggart cooking his prawns
lmao there is literally no lore or story, Hackyazaki yet again rewrote everything months before releasehow are they going to make anything out of that? will it just be the most california looking blacks cast as half of the characters and spouting modern political takes?
>>681423031This will spur another wave of troonish suicides so I'm pretty stoked.
>>681424914They'll probably just use the kino story from the game. It has lore for days so we could get like 15 seasons out of it. Maybe more since the lore is so comprehensive.
>>681423031Winds of Winter is never coming out, is it...
>>681423031Thought the headline was that his heart finally ate him
>>681424861Northfags don't know how kino this is. Don't (you) me.
>>681423031why is this fat retard the one teasing it? he barely had any impunt into the entire game, just wrote the basics for lore fucking years ago? why is he suddenly clout chasing the IP?
>>681425140weak bait but i respect the attempt
>>681425302I'm sure seafood boils are delicious when they're made well. This just looks like it has an ungodly amount of sodium and powdered flavorings.
>>681425508Why do celebrities get hired to advertise shoes or insurance? Because the market is retarded.
>>681425302>>681425814Oh and as a bonus, you can hear a smoke alarm chirping in some of this guy's (chefjayvoo's) videos.
>>681425302We use crabs instead of crawfish around my way but same thing. Literally a life changing meal, it will make you believe God exists and is good.
>>681425302Based DixieGODS
>>681423031Im 2000% sure if I ask this niga who Queen Marika is he is gona be like "HUH?"
>>681425302Europeans dont know how comfy this feel
Sunset found Melina squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.
>>681426505Lmao larp. The south is legitimately it's own country. It'll be sad when it catches up and starts to look like the zombie movies that are cities in the northern and western US (coincidentally, the only states that Europeans ever see). >but niggersAre everywhere on the planet--low population density means that it's pretty easy to live away from them. Unless you're poor.
>>681423031hopefully its on netflix and the lead is a female
Has he finished ASOIAF?
>>681423821oooof dawg
>>681423031Yes, because we might actually get a proper plot.
>>681423031Soulsborne games would work perfectly as a stop motion action film with minimal dialogue
>>681423031im tired of this youtube/twitter style thumbnail shit.
>>681427325>only MY neck of the woods is unique and good!
>>681423031FINISHWINDS OF WINTER YOUFAT FUCKYOU HAVEATMOST 5 MORE YEARS TOLIVE
>>681423147No they’re just gonna grimace at the camera and have gay sex
>>681429813lollmao
>>681423967>forgottenyoutube.com/watch?v=MjSQfinxy2Y
>>681423031Why do gamedevs suddenly have the need to make movies or cartoons about their videogame now? I know it's just for more money from millennials who don't play videogames but i find it a bit weird.
>>681437568
>>681437726>Why do gamedevs suddenly have the need to make movies or cartoonsThere's no suddenly about this; from the late 1980s, Japan entered what scholars called the Media Mix period. No one creates an original IP on one platform, the IP gets novels, games, comics, animations, live-action movies, toys, and so on associated with it. The animation industry was heavily tied to the toy industry after the Japanese government and westerners stopped footing the bill for the creation of their works.
>>681423031Please don’t. Elden Ring is unironically a work of art. But it’s in the media format that it was made for. A show or movie would ruin it. Hollywood and streaming services wouldn’t portray the atmosphere and themes correctly.
What will be the TV equivalent of timed rolling? Pausing the video?
>>681423031>Are we excited?nope, Game of thrones was magic in a bottle and is long gone and over and he needs to finish the books
>>681423743villainfags should neck themselvesDany was always the main antagonist ever since her introduction but they didnt want to accept it
>>681438146A life spent glorifying worthless criminal scum
>>681423031Why is this fat fag so obsessed with Hollywood? is it because he's a pedo?
>>681423557>It'll likely be animated.That is a million times worse. The animation budget would have to be astronomical.>>681423690He's just delusional. So delusional he's convinced himself. Books will never get completed.
>>681423031Here's your queen Marika bro
>>681429813I think I should write a fanfic about Darkstar destroying the setting with a dark blade of oblivion. See who finishes first.
>>681423031Going to be a straining job for the actors that will have to roll around all day
>>681434001dude no one understood this film except for me because I am a schizophrenic that probably didn't actually understand the film but merely super imposed my schizophrenic knowledge about alchemy into it... exactly like I do with elden ring
>>681437568this was actually fucking kino
the worst thing to happen to asoiaf novels was, ironically, the hbo showgrrm hot his money, he has no need or to finish the booksfor grrm it was never about writing, it was always about money
>Inb4
>>681424861>american paella
>>681425508Use your brain for a second and you'll have the answer. Game of thrones was a massive success, HBO is still chasing that success to this day. Elden ring is a game that's sold 25 million copies and has GRRM's name attached, so for a tv/movie studio all they see is dollar signs in their eyes at something that could be the next game of thrones
>>681443219seriously who like that kind of shit?It's like making a movie about black people and calling it kino peak. Wtf is wrong with people?
>>681444861This I don't trust this being produced by americans please make it in a japanese studio, I'll just read the subtitles.
>>681423031>episode 1>59 minutes of dude in armor rolling around on the ground like a retard>1 minute of monster muttering zanzibart forgive me>credits
>>681423096Didn't is past tense do are you presently watching or are you an esl?
>>681445224They will ruin it. People who at best never played the game, and at worst have disdain for vidya will be in charge. It will be poorly casted and will have terrible looking cgi and armor. It will be terrible. I live the game and will be really depressed and angry if they do this and will never watch it.
>>681443587We can only be so lucky. She'll be obese black and trans and lesbian. And you better like it chud.
>>681445831Sounds like an improvement to the game though
>>681445916How? Elden Ring is unironically a work of art. But it’s meant to be experienced as a game.
>>681423031Finish your fucking book.
They could easily milk the IP in to a several season show if they really tried >Season 1 Marika's village is massacred by the Hornsent. She vows revenge and goes on a quest to reach the Gate of Divinity >Season 2Now a God, Marika establishes the beginning of her empire with her consort Godfrey - Giant Crusade, Dragon war. Season ends with Godwyn making peace with the Dragons and Marika casting out Morgott and Mogh>Season 3Marika's revenge on the Hornsent/Messmers Crusade + Liurnian War>Season 4Godfrey and the tarnished banished, Marika + Radagon, Miquella and Radahn's vow, Night of Black Knives >Season 5Events of Elden Ring until Mountain Tops>Season 6Events of SoTE>Season 7Ending of Elden Ring
>>681423031Excited to learn Marika's tax policy
>>681445545get good and produce yourselves, oh wait you can't
>>681446165The game has awful graphics, copy pasted assets, painfully cringe voice acting and truly awful writing. There is pretty much no where to but up. Removing the dogshit game play by having it in show format is already a massive improvement
>>681446402The player character is obviously a brown girl who's gay.
>>681423031>can't finish his bookpass.
>>681446402Oh I forgot the Gloam Eyed Queen stuff. There should be some episodes devoted to the peak Age of Abundance I guess
the guy has more completed TV series than he has completed chapters of Winds KEK
>>681446501Art design is more important than graphics, and Elden Ring’s is top notch. With a couple of exceptions, most of the voice acting is great. I don’t see how it would even work without gameplay.
If I had to take a game and make it into television From Software games would be at the very bottom of the list. They don't have coherent storytelling, or even a story structure.
>>681446402>logical flowlmao never gonna happen
>Has adapted George R.R. Martin.>Has adapted "unadaptable" videogames.Basically, he would make an Elden Ring adaptation in the style of Apocalypse Now.
>>681423031>excited>television>2024
>>681423031How many niggers and pajeets can they force into obvious Indo European fantasy setting I wonder.
>>681443253>That is a million times worseIt is absolutely not. There is nothing more awful than the idea of a low-budget live action adaption of a video game. That would be obvious even if that awful Witcher show didn't exist.
>>681450178they already have nony. the final final boss of the game is a roided jeet. the hardest area in the game is a place called una diyala.
doest he not like vidya?
Black Malenia here we come
>>681423147is a souls tv adaptation had a one off gag like this it might actually be good
>>681423096fpbp
>>681446402You must be fucking stupid. Wars, revenge, plots, action. All these are in your plans but a tv show is about character drama for women
