Vatican is canonizing a gamer. Also a programmer and a linuxoid, Carlo Acutishttps://www.vaticannews.va/en/pope/news/2024-07/consistory-cardinals-carlo-acutis-martyrs-canonization.htmlhttps://edition.cnn.com/2024/07/01/europe/carlo-acutis-canonized-first-millennial-saint-intl/index.html> From what I have been able to gather, it’s been reported he had a PlayStation, played Halo and loved Pokémon and Mario. Because of the Pokémon and Mario comment,
was he blood sacrificed by brazilians
>>681446802What's the most Catholic distro, anons?
>>681446802>brazilian is patron saint of gamers>brazilain created the sweetbabyinc spotter on steam>brazilians support /pol/>argentina has libertarian leader>El Salvador has fascist leaderSouth America is getting pretty based
Gamers rise up (and give glory to God)
>>681446802Wow, that's embarrassing for the Catholics. Not the fact that he played games, but that image.
>>681446802What fucking miracle did he do?
>an Italian website designer who documented Eucharistic miracles and approved Marian apparitionsSounds like a schizo.
>>681449993Apparently he healed people by touching them so in other words it's all made up.
>>681450358When I touch girls they automatically feel ill, when do I get cannonized?
>>6814499931cc'ed Touhou first time he played it
>>681450358Still more realistic than wokeism
>>681450415I think if you start drinking blood and sacrificing chickens there's a place for you in the jewish faith somewhere
>>681450358Not even touching, people prayed to him posthumously.
>>681446802beatus Carolus Acutisora pro nobis
>>681449254temple os of course
>>681446802do you think they have a chance
>italian teen>brazilian mom prayed to himwhat the fuck
>>681446802gamer graves are cringe
>>681452438they're catholic, it's what they do
>>681449350>>argentina has libertarian leaderlmao
>>681451189Living miracles are not counted as relevant to saint-hood. All three miracles must be post-humorous in order to count.
>>681453512wait, so if elon musk or whatever die and people pray to him and somehow get cured he can get sainthood? thats pretty dumb
>>681450358i dont understandhow can people believe in such things
>>681446802>linuxoidWhat distro?
>>681453630Sorta but not really. There are other religious per-requisites. I believe there are religious criteria for being a candidate for saint-hoot and then, as a candidate if prayers to you result in miracles three times you can get cannonized.
>>681453757Ubuntu
>>681453757TempleOS
bros...
>>681453648The way the stories go, the praying fot healing bit actually works. I don't really know, I'm a catholic yet I've never witnessed one, but there's been so many it's hard to believe every one of them is a fake. They're not just he said she said things either, a lot have been supposedly verified as scientifically impossible or highly improbable.
