He did nothing wrong.
>>681454738It was either him or Ranni becoming a god, the choice is obvious
>he
>>681454738I would do something wrong to him though.
>>681454738He raped Mohg
>>681454895Yes as he discarded his feminine side
>>681454738I here conjure an incantation that any stray soul that dares enter this thread shall have his gentle heart by the kindest of all, Miquella! Then, he'll see him as their one true lord and savior, a hero of these lands, before knee-heeling!
>>681454931he was avenged, and that's what truly matters.
>>681454738Is cock up your ass really that good, /v/? Shitting a huge log feels good, is it similar?
>>681454993Miquella the Kind?Miquella the FOOL!
>>681454738my boywife, an adult!
>>681454895Yes, he.
>>681454738
>>681454738He kicked Trina down a well
>>681455103He deserved it for being a freaky blood cultist that leads a group of Tarnished hunters.
>>681455406Everyone deserves a free Patches kick at least once in their life.
>>681455392>getting bitten by Miquellashe must be so fucking jealous
>>681454738true, he had a good goal too
>>681454738MAYBE THE DUMB FAGGOT SHOULD HAVE CONSIDERED MAKING THE TARNISHED HIS CONSORT!?
>>681454867yeah, obviously Ranni
BUSSYUSSY
He wants to kill everyone that disagrees with him.
>>681458181he's just like me
>evil, androgynous twink did nothing wrong because I want to fuck himWhy are Miquella fans and Griffith fans like this?
>>681454738>he did nothing wrongHe's not pregnant with my children.
After 20 hours of rambunctious, monkey-like masturbation, in my post-nut clarity I've cum to the cumclusion that Miquella should be absolved of all crimes he didn't commit.
>>681458761that's very wise of you
I’m halfway through the dlc but I’m bored. Should I finish? Also people saying the final boss is the hardest boss and with a faith build sounds like hell.
ALL FEMBOYS ARE EVIL
>>681458910on the contrary, faith build gives you lord's divine fortification which is massively helpful. i beat him with flame art backhand blades at 50 fth/50 dex.play through the DLC, you owe it to yourself to experience the best boss fights: bayle, metyr, radahn, gaius, leda
>>681458910>and with a faith build sounds like hellNothing in the game is strong against holy and fire at the same time
>>681454895Troonslop game.
>>681454738No he didn't, and I'm 100% team Miquella still.However, why is it that on both instances (Godwyn, then Radahn) he wanted a male consort?There is no explicit rule in the lore that states that consorts need to be male. Why didn't Miquella choose a woman? Incest is clearly not an issue for him, so why not pick his sister Malenia?Does Miquella just like men?
>>681461259>Does Miquella just like men?GOD I hope so
>>681461259Some flavor text says something about how as a child, Miquella saw Radahn as an ideal warrior, kind and strongI assume he saw and valued those same qualities in Godwyn, who seemed to be universally beloved just like Radahni think Miquell is just Chad-sexual
If y'all niggas are looking for a fun build..I present the Unabomber build. Dual wield serpent flails.Talismans: fire scorpion charm, claw talisman, shard of Alexander, and some random other one it doesn't matterUse the winged knight helmet(it works with flails) and the raptor chest Use r2 on both weapons and jump and slam both weapons on the ground.. congratulations. Youre doing 20k damage each pop
>>681461491He likes big muscular strong men.
>>681454738This is a he?
>>681461653correct
>>681461516Honestly what does it matter what qualities someone has, if Miquella can just brainwash those qualities into them?Malenia was very kind and strong too, and logistically speaking it would've made far more sense to pick her, since they sleep under the same roof. Going to the other end of the continent just for Radahn just seems uncharacteristically horny of Miquella.
So do I have this about right?>at some point in the past, a "promise" was made, a vow, that Radahn would become Miquella's consort some day>Radahn either renegged on that promise or didn't want to do it just yet>Malenia marched south to kill him so his soul would go to the Shadowlands and he could be put into Mohg's former body and be forced to become the consortRadahn was raped
>>681461491Do you think Miquella tops? He gives me that vibe. I can't imagine him bending over for anyone.
>>681461903>Malenia was very kind and strong too,I would argue she was only kind to Miquella. We see no other examples of her showing any kind qualities outside of that. In fact she seems like a rather vicious cunt.
>>681454738He got in my way
>>681461992She showed mercy to Godrick, when he very much didn't deserve it. That's one showing of kindness on her part.
>>681461923Yeah pretty much. My theory is Radahn got a taste for blood and enjoyed combat a bit too much, which is why his set you get after the boss fight is "YOUNG Radahn"
>>681455392>>681455280>>681454738>>681458741>>681458761>>681458808
>>681461923>There were actual plot reasons for why Radahn and Mohg didn't end up as dead husks/flowers after getting defeated like Godrick, Rykard, Morgott, or MaleniaThey really thought of everything except a better story
>>681462246Most likely after the shattering, yeah. It's said that all of Marika's children became corrupted by the power of their individual great runes, and Radahn's great rune is clearly all about enjoying combat as much as possible.
>>681454738Griffith!
Mohg got done the dirtiest of them all >born an omen>bewitched by an outer god>bewitched by an empyrean to become his gay simp>said empyrean doesn't care about him at all beyond using his body as a puppet for the demigod he actually likeswhy my nigga gotta suffer like this
>>681462150It is baffling why she did that. Seems like absolutely nobody liked Godrick, they don't even really consider him a proper demigod.AND he was in possession of a Great Rune, which Malenia should have very much wantedit's the fucking Anchor Rune He must have begged so pathetically that she felt it would be reductive to her honor to even kill him
>>681462459That's horrible.But to be fair, Mohg was always going to kidnap him. He was only charmed so he ignores his suspicions of being used by Miquella.So it's partly his fault.
>>681462624I would kidnap that little faggot too and do everything I could to try and seal his power away and remove him from the race for Godhoodwhich I assume was Mohg's original intentionbut then that good 'ol Miquella charm is just too much...
>>681462561
>>681461259You need a consort to enforce your will, to be a right hand man, and to continue your lineage by having kids. Malenia is his full twin sister, there would be massive incest ramifications if that was the case. The twins are already cursed because of this incest, doing more would be very dangerous. With Radahn, you can make the argument he has atleast a different parent.
>>681462749No, Mohg's original intention was to make Miquella ascend to godhood in service of the formless mother, and become Miquella's consort, and lord of Mohgwyn.
>>681462561>AND he was in possession of a Great Rune, which Malenia should have very much wantedseems like she only had the mission miquella entrusted to her in mind: kill radahn
>>681462754But they're both male anon... Not even a thousand creampies can carry their bloodline.
>me defeating Godrick and Rennala>fuck yeah I'm a true champion, I took out TWO demigods!>talk to Gideon and others>"oh Godrick is the runt of the litter, his blood is so diluted he's basically just a faggot">"Rennala isn't even a demigod, the rune was in her amber egg">realize I'm a total fraud
>>681462862Marika could change her sex and have kids as Radagon with a woman. Miquella could do the same when he becomes God.
>>681462812Pretty risky gamble that such a powerful Emyprean would fall to the influence of the Formless Motherthough I guess there is precedent, with Malenia being helpless against the Rot God
>>681462957But he ditched St.Trina. That was his female half.
>>681454738there should have been a miquella ending, was clearly foreshadowed but noooo miyazaki has to have the trap all to himself in every game
>>681462862That's assuming that Demigod reproduction has the same rules as it does for everyone else
>>681455280Bussy-sama, I kneel.
>>681463018He would just make another one.
>>681463031The Miquella ending is getting charmed twice in his fight and having your heart stolen so you actually just give up on beating Radahn and turn the game off
>pedophiles keep tryingkek
>>681458761Based and true
>>681463147I never believed the humiliation ritual posts until seeing this pedofag make 20 threads on the same pedofag topic in 1 day.He has to be doing it so anons shit on him.
>>681463063It has for every single case of a Demigod's birth, so why make an exception for this couple? Unless Miquella is a flat-chested futa?
>>681463236>It has for every single case of a Demigod's birthwe don't actually know thatthere's nothing in the lore or text that explicitly says "Godfrey put his penis in Marika and ejaculated that's how it happened"
>>681463129i was going to put it into my post but i thought it was clear. a death is not an ending, there should have been an option to fight radahn for the privilege of being consort >:(
>>681463454It would be insulting if they needed to explicitly tell us that when a man marries a woman, and babies occur, that means they had sex.
>>681461938Miquella is an obvious power bottom. He'll let you fuck him in the ass but he decides the pace, position and where you cum.
>>681462751This was Godrick's 400IQ plan and she thinks she's the winner.
>>681463483Its fine that the bad guy gets killed with no one joining his side. Its just a shame we can't save radahn's soul.
>>681463645>Miquella is an obvious power bottom. He'll let you fuck him in the ass but he decides the pace, position and where you cum
>>681454738He stole my heart
>>681463665The worst part, is that this is plausible.
>>681463454>Enter Marika's room>golden legendary shine hidden about>It's a massive clump of molded cum, the size of Torrent's shrunk spectral balls during a walk across the Mountaintops >Item description is the longest in all the series, has a scroll bar unique to it.>it peruses at length and in great detail the ritual sex, or rather the monumental freaky session that'd span days, that blessed Marika with each of her children>at the bottom, it reads: "the more he came, the more he fucked; and the more he fucked, the more he came."Bravo, George!
>promo art shows Miquella as small (riding torrent)>in-game art shows him as small as well>he's almost as tall as Radhan in the boss fightWhat the hell?
>>681463645Stop it.
>>681463686>bad guyWhat did our divine femboy really do wrong?
So what's this I hear about the new Radahn being made from Mogh's corpse?
>>681463728>>681464052Anon his boss fight involves him hiding behind a physically stronger man and the whole DLC is about how he'll set his plans in motion while operating in the background. He would absolutely be the type to be "forced" into a lotus position while in reality it was all according to his plan for optimal gay sex with (you).I'm not gay btw.
>>681463645>Miquella laying on his stomach while you take him from behind, balls gently bouncing against his, while your face is cushioned by his golden braided maneI cannot even imagine it
>>681464051What ascension does to a Miqqa
>>681458910The boss is weak to holy dmg
>>681464060You'll get it when you play the dlc.
>promise me you'll be my consorthow do you respond
>>681464315>I have a wife, homo.Then I kick him in the nuts or something i dunno
>>681463686doesnt matterwe got an ending where you literally rape everyone and defile their corpse, there should have been an option to instate miquellas perfect world of your own volition
What does this symbol mean? Never seen it before and it only has popped so far at the Grand Altar of dragon communion. Left hand side right above your weapon ash of war title. Where the little summon gravestone indicator usually is.
>>681464189>I'm not gay btwMe either. I think I fell in love with a male video game character tho
>>681463913and drank my seed
>>681464315I'll prematurely ejaculate on the spot.
>>681464315>>681464479>I'll prematurely ejaculate on the spot.He beat me to it, somehow
>>681464412Dungeater is great. It is also great that pedophiles don't get pandered to and we kill their interest instead.
>>681464449It's a 2d character that I've mostly seen very feminine art of. Some people might say I'm bi but I know in my heart that shit doesn't count and I'm just attracted to femininity.
>>681464734You should read Let the Right one In. Or watch the movie.Not the american one though because it ruined the femboy.
>>681464791Saw that one when I was a kid, shit was weird. Not sure how this applies to me though. Did read The Summer when Hikaru Died to see if it did anything to me, felt nothing aside from thinking it was a cool story tho. Would still use Miquella like a cumrag while calling him a faggot (this was also part of his plan for an Age of Compassion) though.
>>681464520based quickshot
>>681465053My nieces are getting to this age. I dread the thought of them doing something like this, but it seems depressingly common for the current generation.
>>681465053>ankle braceletname a bigger red flag
>>681465053god i hate women
>>681461259yes
>>681465323>name a bigger red flagShe uses christmas lights as mood lighting.
>>681465315My sister is getting to this age, and the reddit feminist already got to her. I failed as a brother.>>681465323I didn't even notice it. What's wrong with ankle bracelets?>>681465357I enjoy hate-fapping to sluts too.
>>681465371That's gay. But since he's cute, I forgive him.
>>681465323toe rings
>>681454738He doesn't look like that.
>>681465761Holy sexo...
>the Two Fingers didn't just become retarded after the Shattering, they were retarded from the very beginningRannichads can't stop winning
>>681463483Miquella doesn't want us, manHe just don't want us
>>681465860Anons assumed that before the dlc since the systems they made to control the ring like the shadows seemed like a ponzi scheme. They wouldn't have to operate like that if they really had a direct line.
>>681463586I knowI'm just saying, it's never explicitly stated that Demigods MUST reproduce the same way as regular humansif anything, with this kind of setting, I wouldn't be surprised if there were some virgin births or other weird magical shit going on when it came to conception
>>681454738He did a lot wrong. He did not choose me as his Elden Lord for starters. Then he lost when he fought me. Two big things wrong right there.
>>681465357This. Just another attention whore.
>>681461938yes
>>681465323Choker or maybe tattoos
>>681466021If that were the case, there wouldn't be curses associated with incest. Marika/Radagon's kids are fucked up because of interbreeding.Whereas Radagon/Rennala's turned out fine.
>>681463969>Godfrey was ejaculating BLOOD, and he didn't CARE
>>681466021The theory is the kids were made in a similar way Radagon was and each "birth" was like Miquella shedding a part of himself kind of.Marika is distilling then instilling a quality of herself into some other form.The 3 empyreans all had traits the next host to replace marika would desire that is why they were chosen as potential candidates.
>>681464110Just as it sounds. Radahn's soul needed a suitable vessel, and Miquella used Mohg's body for that purpose.
>>681465943>Golden Femboy God seeking consort>cannot become his Elden LordAnd this was the first time I was actively reading item descriptions so I could get THAT ending.I thought you would need to use his rune to get the alternate ending.
Funny how this got released during pride month, kek
>>681466384I've never felt so gay in my life
>>681465973Yeah I just recall most people assuming that the figners fell out of contact with the Greater Will post-shatteringvery few speculated that they were cut off from its guidance ever since they fell to the lands between in ancient times
>>681466273You just can't measure up to the Chad RadahnAdmit itYeah, maybe you beat him, but how many tries did it take?He's just better than you
>>681466462That is what the fingers tell Enia during the game. You could tell they were lying even in the base game if you paid attention to how things worked though.
>>681466462That just makes the fingers in the Roundtable Hold absolutely comical.>Shit, the Tarnished can't get in the tree.>What do I do?>I know, I'll just pretend to be on the phone.
>>681462459Godwyn got it worse IMO>Is basically perfect, beloved by all, Dragon Incantation hyperchad who could do no wrong>Get merc'd out of nowhere by the unprecedented concept of permadeath>Soul dies but body remains becoming a terrible curse to the very lands and people he loved dearlyI mean at least his soul isn't actually around to experience that anguish, but talk about the High being brought Low
>>681466537if Ranni was on my back too and buffing me with all her spells and shit I feel like I could go 50/50 with Consort Radahn
>>681466537>You just can't measure up to the Chad Radahn>Admit itLife imitates art, and I, being short, have only my dreams.Radahn trampled all over them, and I felt short compared to him while he did it.Art imitates life and the truth hurts.I will never have a femboy send his sister to kill me so he can revive me and steal my heart so I will marry him
>>681466701Yep. And everyone simps for Ranni, while turning a blind eye for what she did to Godwyn.But when Miquella does the exact same thing, suddenly he's evil, and irredeemable.Elden Ring fans can't observe what's happening, and form their own opinions. They just adopt whatever opinions the NPCs have.
>>681464315>no way fag
>>681464315
need demonic eternally young bussy gf.....
>>681466838I like them both, but Ranni is the beard, while Miquella is for the bed.
>>681464714>i might support a gay anal rape scat fetish world BUT AT LEAST I'M NOT A PEDOPHILE
>>681454738>people still like him after the dlcHe doesn't even have the gap moe of innocent looking character being the most sinister anymore. He's a straight up naive child that doesn't know how anything works and simps for Radahn because he's so wholesome.
>>681466838Ranni didn't kill Godwyn or bury him in the roots.
>>681461516I think they retconned the whole Radahn thing in when they couldn't figure out the mechanics of bringing back Godwyn. Felt like such an asspull and soured the whole experience. You can't even milk Prime Radahn points when its just a manlet Mogh-body version of him
>>681464315no
>>681466838Ranni never threw away her humanity, despite literally losing her body and turning into a puppet.
>>681466838Plebbit is full of comments calling Miquella an evil maniac and Ranni justified and I just can't see it, she caused actual suffering while Miq was only going to do it in theory
>>681466537Real talk, why didn't Miquella camp the Grace to spawnkill you everytime you revive? That's like the only thing the Tarnished has going for him.
>>681467074She orchestrated it. Miquella didn't kill Mohg, or Radahn. We did.
>So let me just say I HATE everything Miquella did, OK? I probably hate him even more than your ancestors. But it's like, when a Godfrey, or a General Radahn says to you "be my top guy" - it's like - what do you do? What do you even say to that. Miquella needs ME? ...I'm Miquella's top guy...
>>681467146Ranni never threw away her humanity, despite throwing away her humanity.
>>681467312So was Miquella's plan just to assume some tarnished strong enough would come along to kill both Radahn and Mohg? Seems like a shit plan if so
>>681461259it's both that he likes men and that all of his other options aren't viable on account of being attached to an Outer GodI have no doubt he at least thought about his sister but she's rotfucked, Ranni fucking offed herself rather than be attached to the Fingers and on her way out fucked up Godwyn as an option too, Rykard went full snek, Mohg was a bloodfag and an omen and Morgott was too busy being Uncle Ruckus for the Golden Order. Radahn was quite literally his only option and his sister made that unfeasible for a long time because he was rotshitted from the inside out
>>681467390I think he expected Leda to do it but she sucks at everything due to her terrible build.
>>681454993No way fag
>>681467343>>681467146>her humanityShe's not human. She's a demi-god.
>>681467236The updoot system brainfucks everyone.Whatever comment gets upvoted most, becomes the correct opinion, and anything to the contrary is ridiculed.She was extremely cruel, and caused a zombie outbreak, that pollutes anything it touches. Not just people.Miquella got rid of Mohg, who was going to ruin the world with the Formless Mother's pain and blood perversions.
>>681466838true
>>681467390No, he sent Malenia to do it, but it didn't work. He just played the long game, knowing that many people wanted Radahn dead. Ranni as an example. And he was right.
>>681467462I don't know, seems like it was a last minute story change they shoehorned in. How did he even contact Leda and the others?
>>681467469I was just pointing out how stupid it is to criticize Miquella for shedding his body, when Ranni did the same. His God form had everything that he 'got rid of'. He was still full of love, compassion, and good intentions.
>>681464315>uhm you can't be his consort because he's evil and he wants a new age and you represent the old age and uhhhhhhha Miquella mindrape everyone ending still would not be as objectively horrific for everyone as cursing them down to their souls with pee pee poo poo shit or frenzyfucking everything back into primordial soup forever and if you can help Ranni usher in a new age that tells the GO to fuck off why not Miquella
Could an average human take Miquella in a fist fight if he didn't use his gay powers?
>>681467547Yeah but even then this assumes someone has to have wanted both Mohg and Radahn dead, and if he needed Mohg's body that bad and he was already under his spell why not just send Mohg to do it, then off himself?
>>681466701Godwyn was TOO perfectI think Ranni chose him because he's the embodiment of Golden Order itself. All its strength and majesty were made manifest in Godwyn. And he was kind too, sparing the Dragon and befriending them. Strange he wasn't an Empyrean. In fact, knowing what we now know about how the Fingers have been cut off from the Greater Will since the very beginning, who is even choosing these fucking Empyreans?What even is the criteria?Is it just random
>>681467641if you can beat a 10 year old in a fistfight then yes
>>681467641It would take several hours to slowly beat him down, as normal humans don't have +25 fists. You'd be doing 30 damage max each punch, whereas he'd have several thousand HP.Though there's not much he could do back to you.
>>681467689Why not charm the water supply, and poison everyone into becoming his simp?
>>681467730Who would win, a ten year old the size of Miquella or Miquella that's the size or a ten year old?
>>681467547Malenia is a nigger.
FUCK OFF TWINK
>>681466936there's nothing inherently demonic about him
>>681467890ruined
>>681467951>No option to have this if you progressed Ranni's quest to become her consort God this DLC is a complete shitfest of missed opportunity.
>>681462247link the full source
>>681468119It's pretty gross. Miquella has huge puffed up sissy nipples. Absolutely revolting.
>>681468114>no merchant donkey riding in to save you if you chose Frenzied Flame, thus giving Radahn a moment of clarity against the mind control as he remembers Leonard.The kino we lost...
>>681467027>He doesn't even have the gap moe of innocent looking character being the most sinister anymoreI guess we had different readings on what Malenia meant when she called him the "most fearsome"I never imagined him as sinister. I always figured he would be just like he turned out to be, and that what's really fearsome about him is that he wields a power far too great for his childlike mind to wield responsibly it's like that twilight zone episode where the kid has the power to make anything he imagines real, with the predictable disasterous results (although that kid was actually sinister)
>>681468119miquella rule 34
>>681467409>Morgott was too busy being Uncle Ruckus for the Golden Order
>>681468226>No option to run over to Jerren and tell him about the bullshit Miquella is doing to Radahn this time if you pick him during Sellen's quest>He sets up the "final Radahn festival" in the Shadowlands, imploring anyone brave enough to help put his soul to rest for the final timeImagine how hype it would be to have everyone come together to help put down a Radahn in his prime.
>>681467951I would get up and shout kino if miyazaki did this
>>681468778Considering how it really does feel like they wanted it to be Godwyn instead of Radahn this time around I think they basically had to redo a bunch of content because of how popular Radahn normalfags made him in the base game.
>>681454993>we have a pastor from the church of Miquella nowRanni lost
>>681469315The only way I could see this being salvaged is if they make another dlc or something to expand on Godwyn, Those Who Live In Death and shit like the Gloom Eye Queen. Hell what the fuck is a Snow Witch?
>>681466701The greatest tragedy of this dlc is it means we'll never get to fight Godwyn.
>>681469526Fuck not even fighting him, I just want to TALK to him. I want to hear things from his perspective.
>>681469601I think the lore surrounding him is more interesting than Godwyn himself. As a character, from what we can tell, he's just perfect. He's best suited in the Baldur type role he currently plays or as a tragic villain.
I don't really care about Godwyn but I agree Radahn has to be the dumbest choice imaginable. Literally anyone would've been better.If they're just going to asspull and retcon they could've said seeing Morgott in sewer baby jail inspired Miquella to fight for the downtrodden, and made Super Hornsent Blessed Morgott the final boss. Would've been epic to make the first boss also be the last.Plus I realize the DLC is about Omens and Hornsent partially anyway. Fuck you could make excuses like this for any other demigod.
>>681469726They're absolutely doing more with Elden Ring, they spent several million dollars purchasing full rights to the IP. Unfortunately this might be to partner with Tencent and make a Genshin-like mobile game.
>>681465860>Rannisimps thinking their evil cunt doll is any better than Miquella May chaos take the world
>>681469726From what I remember there's no plans, but they didn't rule it out either.
>>681469896>It's real
>>681469460This whole DLC was really about the GEQ but it's not stated outright. Since the Shadow Realm was sealed at the same time Marika took control, the Shadow Realm is like a time capsule of what the world was like when the GEQ was in charge. The Godskins and the Hornsent of the Tower have a lot in common, there are Imitation Deathbirds all over, the whole region is where "death gathers" and it was ripped out of the landscape at the same time Destined Death was removed from the Elden Ring.My lore question is why the fuck are hornsent turning into fly-men?
>>681469726I LOOOOOVE that this is canon now.
>>681469726Elden Ring 2 is almost definitely already in production but I'm guessing a new game like Bloodborne/Sekiro will release first.
>>681470109Miquella has a lot of hair, and is very sexy.
>>681470096The Hornsent started worshipping random outer gods for safety when Marika screwed up the Crucible. Some of them saw the Formless Mother in the corpses of their ancestors and became bloodfiends, some of them started worshipping the Rot and turning into insects to survive the plagues, etc.
>>681469896>>681469967>>681470172I read he was planning on taking a step back so others on the team could make some games with complete creative control. Smaller games. Also, he thinks Elden Ring is the limit for the studio in terms of scale.
>>681469726He's a guy, why censor the nipples?
>>681470238NTA but what the fuck is the Crucible again? Man I fucking hate From's approach to storytelling for these games. Such a pain in the ass to keep track of shit.
>>681469809But it wasn't asspulled or retconned. Malenia whispering something to Radahn was there from the start.Is it fucking stupid? Yes. But it is 100% the GRRM-written part of the story. Remember, all the "backstory" is GRRM. The later events, the stuff that happens in the game, are Fromsoft/Miyazaki.
>>681470404Too lewd
>>681470404I got banned for not censoring the nipples on a guy before
>>681470404Only Radahn gets to see his wife's nipped.
i'm the strongest!!!!!!!
>>681470465I won't lie. I don't believe for 1 second that GRRM contributed much of anything to Elden Ring's lore. The only part that feels remotely like his writing is the House Hoslow stuff.
>>681470465The prophesized Mohgwyn dynasty being named Mohg + (god)Wyn was also there from the start, but it turned out to be Mohg + Radahn instead. There's a 100% chance the whisper was something else that was also retconned. The original GRRM lore was that the demigods were corrupted BY their great runes anyway.
>>681470381I don't think it would be too much to ask for a game like Elden Ring with at least ONE actual living town in it. Bring in some outside developers if you need help.
>>681470508Malenia is gonna be black in the TV show. Voice actress is black, so she will be black. Just like Kratos if they ever make a GOW show.
what did fromsoft mean by this
>>681470508>can't even kill a guy who was focusing most of his attention on keeping space rock monsters from crashing into the world.
>>681470447Epicenter of all life on the planet, a teeming mass of chaos, before the Erdtree was grown out of it, applying order to chaos.
>>681470505So this is the beta-safe version?
>>681470447It was an actual, physical, giant Crucible that Belurat and the Divine Gates were connected to some point. The Hornsent worshipped it. It forcibly granted evolution to lifeforms at random, basically the embodiment of evolution.
>>681470565I would be fine with that. Maybe a game where there is a castle town and it's the only living settlement left resisting some curse.I am getting kind of tired of the bleak endings his games have where most of the NPC's end up dying.
>>681470467True. But still rules are rules!>>681470476Janny was a closeted fag who got mad your pic made him horny.
>>681470565The B Team managed it a decade ago with Majula, while not even contradicting the despondent and transient themes of Dark Souls. And yet Miyazaki's best can't do the same.
>>681469726link to uncensored version?
>>681470668>basically the embodiment of evolutionIs that why Belurat and Enur-Ilim have spiral patterns everywhere? DNA helixes?
>>681470794Anon just use a booru or something it can't be that hard.
>>681470709>Janny was a closeted fag who got mad your pic made him hornyCould be.I got banned for posting real pictures of animals that were funny and looked lewd.>>681470794thatpervert comsearch Miquella
>>681470770That's not the same, Majula isn't any more fully alive than the Roundtable Hold or DS3 Firelink. I mean like a Clock Town.
>>681470893None of the NPCs go randomly le crazy or die in Majula, and they all provide goods and services that support the town. Like selling ladders, or being a cat.
>>681470806If there's anything the japs love, it's symbolism. Wouldn't surprise me.
>Anon, you're charmed and under my ultimate command, yet you still enjoy violence dearly. Why, in this Age of Compassion, do you crave to employ hurt? Do you like hurting other people...?
>>681454738>heart stolen
>>681470831>>681470883Thanks
>>681472334>Anon, you're charmed and under my ultimate commandNuh uh
>>681465656>>681465323foot accessories are hotreal red flag is septum piercing. there is not a single normal woman on this green earth has it
>failigtree>failed to save sister>failed eclipse >failed godhoodnice speech about "Compassion" when you have to pilot a corpse to fight me, Migayla
>>681466838>everyone simps for Ranni, while turning a blind eye for what she did to Godwyn.fuck godwynthe golden order is a flawed system based on retarded space-fingers that can't even talk to the greater will and just lie that they cangodwyn upheld that order and honestly all she did was kill him. so a demi-god died, boo hoo>but the death curseunfortunate collateral damage to undo all of Marika and the Fingers bullshitcall me a rannisimp if you want but your other options are >simp for the golden order and the retard fingers and become Marika's 3rd Husband (lmao)>just go crazy and burn everything>give everyone the curse of eternal rapegut syphilis or whatever dungeater is about you're either simping for an empyrean, or the tool of an outer godpick your switch bitch
I hate that I let myself get my hopes up for Malenia Miquella oneeshota.
>>681476549
such bad ai
>>681468778Honestly the censorship just makes it look like he's shitting poop.
>>681472492>t. footfag
>>681466838Reminder that Ranni and the black knives weren't the one that put Godwyn's corpse in the erdtree roots to give him a "proper death." That was Miquella.Miquella is directly responsible for spreading two plagues in the land's between.
>>681470568This is Miyazaki's ideal bodytype.
>>681464315I immediately get on all four and start french kissing his asshole
>>681474548>become Marika's 3rd HusbandI'll become her 1000th husband if it means I get one sniff of her pussy.
>rowa fruit>mushrooms>meat from beasts>bone marrow>organ meats like liver>seafood>some plants probably good for spices or eating toounironically the Tarnished is hitting all of his nutritional goals
>>681478382pathetic
>>681478580Stop turning me on!
>>681476897well you had to put him somewherehis soul died but his body didn't and it was corruptedyou can't just leave it out in the open, the curse was inevitable
>>681478615wait until you realized the only reason she gave grace back to the tarnished and seemingly "chose" you was to make her 1st husband jealous enough to come back and give her the Godfrey-D a 2nd time you weren't supposed to win that fight
i'm so tired of consort radahn
>>681478737>Godfrey wins>becomes Elden Lord again >thinks he took back his rightful place from Radagon>Marika is Radagon this is a profound level of cuckoldry
>>681464315Sorry, I'm already married to Ranni.
>>681476897To deny Godwyn a proper Erdtree burial would have been unthinkable
>>681470465Tiche!
>>681479097Sex with Tiche and Ranni at the same time
>>681464440it's a protected area where you're not allowed to attack anything. roundtable hold has it, too.
>>681479252Tiche big spoon, Ranni little spoon, Anon middle spoon.
>>681458634Predator vibes. Grown men who want to fuck young boys are just woodchipper food.
>>681478512I did a ER isekai RP once and we actually struggled finding normal fruit to eat. Rowa fruit are explicitly not digestible by humans and after that the Lands between really don't offer much.
>>681479352Tiche holding Ranni like Anon holds Mini Ranni
>I'm ready, now on to the battle>That shield again!? Throw away those things and fight fair!>He's kind of mad...cute!
Bussy, O Bussy...
>>681479580bussy aheadthereforetime for edge...
>>681454738He was harassing Radahn sexually and groomed Mohg.
>>681479534oh, they're not? I didn't know humans can't eat them, that does present a problemSomething has to contain vitamin c
>>681467951Imagine same thing but with dung eater.
god stealing everyone's free will seems like something wrong
>>681479747>Falling for the serial killer who lives in the sewers because he's "Dark, mysterious and brooding."Female tarnished moment.
>>681479862it's the Maruki question all over again
>>681479745yup. You can use them to pickle food though.
Being gay is wrong, therefore he is the bad guy.Cope.
>>681480049so in your RP, what did you decide on instead? or did you just handwave it away and assume scurvy doesn't exist
>>681480063Miquella is probably the best gay representation in video games.It's not his whole personality, he has flaws, is the main antagonist (not some side character), and is cute and feminine. Him being gay is important to the story rather than something put in there as a diversity checkbox. Japan does it better again.
>>681478737If there was a cuck ending where you sit in the corner, and let Godfrey become Elden Lord again, I would pick it every single time.
>>681478737I thought the whole point was to get someone to kill her, freeing her from divine imprisonment. Which is why she cursed the blacksmith to make a sword capable of killing her. I don't think Marika is alive in any of the endings which is why she doesn't care if you use the flame of frenzy and still guides you with grace. She probably also guided you to Miquella to stop him from making the same mistake she did rather than protecting her place as God.
>>681481110She wants you to kill Radagon and the Elden Beast, so that the Shattering can't be undoneThen you become her Consort and the Age of Fracture begins, which is a nebulous ending but the most strictly canon one since it's the default The Elden Ring remains shattered, and all of her demi-god children and stepchildren have been destroyed and neutralized. Radagon cannot repair the ring and is supposedly excised from her body, and the Elden Beast can no longer exert influence either.It's Marika's world with you as her King Simp. Who knows what plans she has from there.Knowing her, probably have more children. New ones. This time it'll be better, she promises.
>>681478737Then why does she respawn us but not Godfrey?
>>681481410Because we became the Chad once we killed Godfreyshe lost interest in him when he losthe was supposed to go on his long tarnished journey to return to her stronger but he failed
>>681481410Alternatively, because he destroyed Serrosh who was placed on his back as part of the initial deal of him becoming LordYou can't just get another Serrosh
>>681454867my wife
>>681478512Don't forget moss
I'm so fucking disappointed in some things. Overall I like the dlc in terms of content, gameplay and weapons and shit. But it drops it hard when it comes to Miquella and final boss.When they talked about Miquella's ability to make people like him since base game I really thought they'd go a different path than making it just magic mind control. Not only that basic magic mind control is boring, but it's also a concept that doesn't make me think of a god at all. It's simple and limited, something that can always be broken so it fits normal-ish humans more. It would've been a lot more interesting if his ability was to TRULY steal one's heart. No magic that can be broken, just something so powerful that it makes people genuinely want to be on his side. It's more interesting AND it fits the image of a god-like being. Makes Ansbach words weigh more too, as that would indeed be terrifying depending on your perspective. Magic hypnosis is nowhere near as scary.And the other thing that disappointed me was that you couldn't choose a path and it was forced on you. I remember Miyazaki saying you'd have to make some important choices for the DLC but it's just whether or not you'd get some of those NPCs killed or helping them and getting them in the Leda fight. Her suddenly saying you want to kill Miquella and all that shit was so jarring because I wasn't thinking any of that at that point. I wasn't particularly hoping to be on Miquella's side but I was just going forward seeing what the game is throwing at me.And I know that's just because they didn't want to put in the work. Doing something like siding with Miquella would imply a huge change in the base game.It doesn't kill the whole dlc for me but all of that is just so... boringOh and the OST during the final fight is shit.
>>681482079i too wish we could side with miquella, absolutely nothing in the dlc seems to imply that he's sketchy enough to justify him being an enemy onlyEven if it was just like >jump thru the 5 magic hoops to fight radahn for the consort spot, changing nothing about the final boss or like you beat the pair and miquellas laying there and you can swing or hold your hand outsomething
>>681480297Unfortunately it barely lasted for 3-4 ingame days. Flakey online players are like that. But I think we just handwaved it by saying eating the rabbits/goats/boars would be enough.
>>681454738Tranny game
>>681482540You can get vitamin C from eating certain animal liversproblem solved, you handwaved it correctly
what the fuck is the scadutree chalice for and why does it have the biggest building in the game as its landmark? i can't buy that its only there to give you 5 blessings, that's just stupid
it's actually very frustrating that humans can't synthesize our own vitamin calmost every other animal on earth can
How do I into consort IRL?
>>681454738He didn't rape me with his 12 inch feminine cock, I think that's really wrong and fucked up.
>>681482876you can't you're maidenless
>>681467624Miquella did more than just shedding his body. He also got rid of concepts such as love. Ranni did no such things.
>>681483023Ranni didn't really care about 'the original sin'. So why bother?
>>681480498>entire goal is to exert his newly found power to brainwash others into following his commandsyeah, they're pretty accurate to life I will admit
>>681467624anon theres a cross where he literally states that he abandons there his love what the fuck are you even talking about
>>681467951>>681479747>Gets a different helper depending on which ending you lockedThat would've been kino.
>>681464315I have an addiction to space and the stars . There is only one answer
>>681483285Yes, he abandoned everything that is associated with his original self, everything tied to Marika's lineage. But once his soul ascends to godhood, he got everything back. Including his love. It's just that he's not being held back by Trina.
>>681454738>take a 14 year old blonde girl>call it a boywhy do japs do this
>>681483224I was just replying to the anon saying Miquella was still full of love when he explicitly got rid of that. Ranni on the other hand shows concern for Iji and Blaidd and even remorse at what their fate will be for helping her.
>>681483347>he got everything back. Including his love.Is there anything in game that support this claim? Because everything points at it not happening, you even have an NPC questionning how Miquella will be a good ruler if he gave up his love.
>>681462916It's fine anon.>Rennala is actually really fucking strong and could take out a shit ton of enemies out and Marika just became Radagon to fuck her to pacify herWe all know Marika would have just rolled the Carians if she could
>>681483713He got rid of his love, and is still aiming for an age of compassion? St. Trina represented his love, the same way Radagon represented Marika's pride. But they both still have those traits.
>beat radahn>somehow miquella thinks he wont lose again>he loses again
>>681483902So it's a headcanon. >the same way Radagon represented Marika's pride. But they both still have those traits.Again, no proof.
>>681454738>Has to power to mind control>looks in the mirror>sissy hypno himself>becomes mind broken bussy slut and tries to fuck every man
>>681454738I've beaten Radahn on two different builds now and I still think Malenia's harder.
>>681484184Malenia only has one hard move, Radahn is non stop pressure
>>681483857thanks but>Try to fight Radahn to get my honor back by killing a real demigod>end up leaning on Alexander and Blaidd to get the job doneIT STILL DOESN'T COUNTI'm a FRAUD 3 great runes and they're all FRAUDS!
>>681484230Malenia is carried by Waterfowl, but Radahn is not non-stop pressure. He has some tough strings to deal with, but those strings often end in a fairly sizeable gap to punish.
>>681484230well it's waterfowl and the fact that she gets a free heal on-hit so facetanking her with a shield is a much less viable strat
>>681483374I mean yeah, you think people want to fuck femboys because they're dudes?
miquella is also a demigod and demigods don't poop which means his anus is pristine and not gross at all so you can go to pound town and it's just pure golden bussythink about it you know I'm right
>>681484330>Radahn leaves an opening>just kidding, here's a left swipe right swipe double cross slash guaranteed hit for your entire health bar
>>681485412There are some small gaps where you can potentially hit him but that'll happen, but he has moves like when he's pulling the swords out of the ground, the combo that's the ash of war on his remembrance weapon, the grab, Savage Lion's Claw and the psycho crusher that are all clear and safe punishes. The cross slash is safe for a small punish too but that's hard to to without deflecting or blocking because of the two hits preceding it.
>>681484293That just means you are a commander tarnished. Either way don't sweat it, you get better with time. Just relax
>>681481410>>681481471>>681481559I'm not convinced you're actually fighting the bosses over and over again in Elden Ring, it makes things like Messmer tearing out his eye or Fire Giant ripping his leg off or Midra removing the sword not make any sense. I think in canon (or in any plausible headcanon, because I don't think from bothered thinking about the implications enough for there to be an actual canon explanation) it's probably a single encounter and whoever wins it wins it. You do definitely still respawn, otherwise stuff like drinking Trina's pussyjuice wouldn't make sense either, but I don't think the boss fights are happening over and over again until you win.
>>681454738>mind controls radahn for his gay lust>he did nothing wrongofficer...
>>681482079>And I know that's just because they didn't want to put in the work. Doing something like siding with Miquella would imply a huge change in the base game.Why? All it would need to mean is that you defeat Radahn, choose to take his place, and get a Miquella mending rune to use for the Miquella ending.
>>681487220>I'm not convinced you're actually fighting the bosses over and over again in Elden Ringyou canonically are
>>681487220Time is convoluted in Lordran.
>>681464315so in terms as a an ending for everyone else, the rest of the world, how bad is the Bussy Mindrape ending?
>>681487948Pretty terrible. That sort of enforced gentleness would be like being doped up on tranquilisers 100% of the time
>>681488068oh so it's a "forces everyone to be nice to each other FOREVER" ending but lead by a sociopath who shed all of their human emotions and morals to become a god?oh yeah that sounds p. bad i'd even take more Marika over that.
>>681476880>liking a woman's body part is bad
>>681487439>>681487564In Dark Souls 1 I think it generally makes perfect sense to interpret things literally as you see them: you're fighting hollows and monsters rather than lucid and talkative people who should react differently to you walking through the door and second and third and twentieth time. There are few enough examples of things that couldn't be repeated each time you go through the fog gate (such as Ornstein and Smough's phase transition) that you can sweep them under the rug without putting much strain on the overall plausibility. I think that purity deteriorated with the sequels, and with Elden Ring it's fallen apart entirely to the point that several things just don't make any sense unless you suppose that you're canonically killing the boss on the first attempt. Like the fight with Godfrey - that's meant to be a duel to determine who is worthy of entering the Erdtree and becoming Elden Lord, it would become nonsensical if you actually got 7 rematches before you finally killed him (and unlike you he stayed dead). Does Midra put the sword back in his head and go back to holding back the frenzied flame each time you die?
>>681467469What's the demi mean in demigod, dummy
>>681488395oh don't even try to act like footfags aren't weird you're just being dishonest now
>>681454738I haven't seen such unapologetic strength since the ENTER of Madara. Cursed with an eternally incapable body, no wonder he wanted to obtain it.
>>681481289>It's Marika's world with you as her King Simp. Who knows what plans she has from there.>Knowing her, probably have more children. New ones. This time it'll be better, she promises.hot ngl she will bear enough children with my seed
>>681488730it's weird that's why it's considered a ''fetish''no one calls liking women with big boobs a kink
>>681488319Yes, Miquella's idea of "compassion" is that of a child>nobody will ever get hurt or feel bad ever>and free ice cream whenever you want it>if you do anything I think is bad I'll just take away your free will and brainwash you so you don't want to do it>what is good or bad is entirely up to me, a childthe problem is he's an empyrean with the power to actually do it
>>681488936Boobs are a sexual area of the body regularly associated with eroticism
>>681488801>madara also summoned meteors
>>681488936>no one calls liking women with big boobs a kinkyeah because it's normalliking the smell of feet is abnormalyou're weird, deal with it
>>681488941And if anyone has the capacity to get in the way at all, he'll just murder them
>Godwyn, Morgott and Mogh were Godfrey's kids>Miquella and Malenia were Radagon's kids>Mesmer and Melina were ???>bunch of nameless demigods were ???So did Marika just fucked anyone at least 8 footer chad in the lands between?
>>681489193>Mesmer and Melina were ???that's what I wanna knowwho was she fuckin down there
>>681489193She's called a strumpet for a reason
>>681488994>Boobs are a sexual areaBoobs are for babies to get their milk, just because people turned around and said they are a sexual area doesnt make it not a kink>>681489101also anyone who likes smells are actually disgusting
>>681455392Fucking KEK I get that reference
>>681488994>a sexual areaIF you're talking in the sense that boobs contributes to conceiving a child, they dont - just fuck her right in the pussy bro. If you're talking about a body part with gender difference, then man feet and women feet indeed are different.In that sense, liking boobs and liking feet are totally in line. You just hate feetbros because you enjoy punching down.>>681489101I like the shape and the implication of feet sex actually. I may argue I'm only as weird as rimjob givers
>>681488597i like to think the tarnished does respawn amd repeats the fights UNTIL you liberate the run of death, after that the tarnished doesn't die and gets to the end on the first try
>>681489496>I may argue I'm only as weird as rimjob giversthat's also really fucking weirdyou're not supposed to want to literally eat ass, weirdo
>>681454895Yes, he's not a tranny. Go away, you will not claim this trap.
>>681489587Anon... She is actually FtM in the lore...
>>681489250>>681489193well, since they have red heir and are cursed too, could it be another radagon situation where she just fucked herself?
>>681489665I don't think she was Radagon too back then, she merged with him later Marika and Radagon later became the same being, but they weren't always
>>681489496fml posted the shitty thumbnail
>>681489640Commit toaster-bath at your earliest convenience and join the 41%.
>>681489723it doesn't need to be Radagon himself, just another case of her procreating with herself. We do know that every child she had that way was cursed in some way, so it's not too farfetched
>>681489857Why are you accusing me of being a tranny when I'm calling the character by her biological gender instead of what she trooned out into? This is literally the fucking lore.Miquella was born as a woman and threw away her femininity in pursuit of lordship, this was in vain and the reason why Miquella can be the consort of a Lord in the Golden Order, retard.
>>681454895Oh how the tables have turned
>>681489550do you think anal in the ass is bad also?>in a miquella did nothing wrong thread
>>681490007>Troon applies its retarded ideology to a fantasy game where gods can change sex at willMiquella is a trap and they obviously wanted a justification for why he's so girly. Commit toaster-bath.
>>681490162Miquella wanted to be the Malenia's lord but that failed, which is why she had to choose Radahn who lost to Malenia who would otherwise be the best candidate for strength.
>>681490153yes, it's disgusting
Marika did nothing wrongFuck Ranni- AND Goldmaskfags
>>681490353marika canonically did everything wrong
>>681490353Marika was a terrible mother and a golden order retard right until the end when she realized she was a retard.
>>681490375It would've been fine if Ranni hadn't fucked up. Godwyn would've been revived and would ascend to Lordship status with Ranni as the new Goddess but she had to fuck it up.
>>681454895>>681489587>>681489640>>681489857>>681490007>>681490162>>681490186deities in this setting operate by space slug rules and can simultaneously be one sex, the other or both at oncetrying to apply human definitions of gender or tranny politics here just makes you look like a massive fucking retard
>>681462751>>681463665at last I truly see
If Marika didn't shatter the Elden Ring then the two fingers would've forced their will upon the lands between for an eternity through Radagon and yet Rannifags will claims that she's in the wrong.
>>681489539That's a nice thought, but there are still a lot of points that don't really make any sense if you assume the tarnished is doing boss fights repeatedly. Why does Margit bother trying to "snuff out your flame" if he can see you're unkillable and fighting you is clearly not a permanent solution? How does Rykard think you're going to join the serpent king as family if he's already killed you several times and you just came straight back (and why would Tanith send you down to meet him if being tarnished means there's no point in him trying to devour you?)? Everything makes sense if you assume you're only fighting each boss once the whole way through, it collapses into nonsense under any other interpretation.
>>681490452Things only went to shit because Miquella like the retard he is put Godwyn's body at the base of the Erdtree which is the real reason why deathroot is spreading, not Ranni's fault.
>Godwyn genocides dragons, giants, crucibles, albinaurics, merchants, enslaves mistbegottens.>No one bats an eye>Ranni kills Hitler>EVERYONE LOSES THEIR MINDS>b-but muh death disease>only ones affected are leftover "Wandering Nobles of the Golden Order" who they did not already massacre
>>681490559>if Marika didn't shatter the Elden Ring then [total headcanon supported by absolutely nothing in game] and yet Rannifags will claims that she's in the wrong
>>681490452the status quo of the golden order was not fineit was being led by retarded fingers that couldn't even hear the greater will
>>681490353Her wars to protect the golden order was what screwed her over in the end. Got her whole bloodline cursed except Godwyn who knew how to end the cycle of violence.
>>681490619Godwyn the CHADen actually BEFRIENDED the enemies he bested in combat, and they became his friends because they ADMIRE and RESPECTED his STRENGTH.Genocide was Marika's thing.
>>681489193Marika is Zeus
>>681464440You must be retarded... It appears in a lot of places including the Round Table Hold. It means that it is a "peaceful zone" and you cannot attck
>>681468119https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/116040730
>>681490662Marika was actively figuring out how to get the Golden Order fundamentalists out of the picture. Godwyn would've been the key to all of this. >>681490690She realized this to late. She began questioning the Golden order and that's when the two fingers forced Radagon upon her.
>>681467951this, but her feet are in my mouth
>>681490452Wait, Ranni x Godwyn was going to be the plan?I guess that explains why she took him out first
>>681490619>b-but muh death disease>only ones affected are leftover "Wandering Nobles of the Golden Order" who they did not already massacreYou're defending her (Which is based) but you don't even know that Ranni was not the root cause of that death disease, it was Miquella thinking it'd be a good idea to have Godwyn's body rest at the base of the Edtree.
>>681490889said it before and I'll say it againto deny Godwyn an Erdtree burial would have been uthinkable heresey, regardless of the potential consequences
>>681490889who killed Godwyn?
>>681490619Godwyns death blight is still her mess she created. The fact she leaves mankind to deal with it themselves is kinda fucked up
>>681488730lol it's the most normalfag "fetish" that existsyou're just coping
>>681490848Actually the Tarnished is theorized to be a reincarnation of Godwyn's soul, which is the only thing that was slain when the death rune was carved on his body.This would explain why the player is the only one who consistently sees the guidance of grace, which is much more fickle to other Tarnished.I like this idea because it makes me feel like the Ranni ending is the definitive one.
>>681490848Out of all the Empyreans Ranni was the safest bet due to her lack of afflictions hence why she went out of her way to get rid of her two fingers. Godwyn was the most obvious pick for a Lord though he probably slayed dragon (boy?)pussy on the side.
>>681490985The two fingers, who trapped him and his sister in this fate.
>>681490848I've not seen or heard of any evidence to support it, I think it's just that guy's headcanon>>681491037Same here
>>681491068I remember some lore bit about a dragon who took the form of a woman to visit the soldiers of Leyndell and was very popular with themGodwyn surely hit that
>>681491115>I think it's just that guy's headcanonProbably, but it would explain a lotRanni having her own promised consort and wanting to be free of that, so she kills him and herself with the death runemakes enough sense to me
>>681491023>conveniently leaves out only people suffering from death blight are those who aren't already massacred by Golden OrderGoldcucks.....
>>681490353Every ending is pro-Marika. Marika just wants the elden beast dealt with and all the endings in one or way or another remove its influence on the world.
I'm still mad Melina wasn't a cute traveling companion that would appear at sites of grace or ride sometimes on Torrent with us.
>>681491106its a good thing that you're just a burger flipper, not a lawyer or law enforcer
>>681472492>>681488395>>681491035
>>681491275I'm a law student and Ranni is legally clean.
>>681491406then you REALLY need to work on building a strong case, cause that was embarrassing KEK
>>681491195So? Who else is going to rebuild the lands between and the golden order hasn't been relevant since Marika shattered the ring anyway.
>>681467462>I think he expected Leda to do it but she sucks at everything due to her terrible build.Did you actually fight her 1v1? She's surprisingly strong, ruined a few of my 1v5 fights
>>681454895well yeah, he removed his female side and it became the qt 3.14 known as St. Trina
>>681491510She was not present when it happened and the Black Knife Assassins are not following her orders. She planned her suicide while they planned to slay the gods starting with Godwyn. This is why they are against Ranni and her true followers.Knowing someone is going to die is not murder.
>>681491551who says it needs to be rebuilt anyway
>>681491629I still don't understand exactly what I am looking at.
>>681491551very good point. Rykard tried something. Ranni tried something. Miquella tried something. Even Vyke tried something. The only retards who wanted the status quo to remain: Godrick, Morgott
>>681491742Miquella's female side left behind as she wanted to become male.
>>681491824shut up tranny, she was a female alter ego, he was always male
>>681491870Sorry homo, Radahn is not a fag.
>>681490521kys troon
>>681491629>>681491742>I still don't understand exactly what I am looking at.
this thread is gay, just post Little Bitch Miquella
I need her
>>681492018DAMN...
>>681492018Ah everything is clear now. I must fuck the flower.
If Trina was Miquella's love then what was Radagon to Marika? Her desire for order?
>>681492018if you go back to her after killing Miquella she's dead on the ground and you can see she's only a top half torso.
>>681492350I took the rest.
>>681491709>She was not present when it happened and the Black Knife Assassins are not following her orders. She planned her suicide while they planned to slay the gods starting with Godwyn. This is why they are against Ranni and her true followers.Wrong. she died at the same time. That places her on scene>Knowing someone is going to die is not murder.Haven't gotten to the syllable that explains "accessory to murder" huh? She's complicit without having needed to plunge the knife herself, law student tard
>>681492464Give it back I need more sleep grease.
>>681492348Something along those lines. Radagon's defining trait is his loyalty to the golden order in the vision of the greater will, while Marika's ultimate goal is to shatter that. So while she started off as a subservient greater will puppet, she cast that off in the form of Radagon.
>>681492348>Marika notices that Rennala + Radagon is capable of producing an Empyrean (ranni)>Marika seduces Radagon and they conjoin>In Marika's own words. O Radagon, leal hound of the Golden Order. Thou'rt yet to become me. Thou'rt yet to become a god. Let us be shattered, both. Mine other self.its her desire to produce Empyreans capable of replacing her. Too bad they're cursed
>>681454738I can't believe after all the build up his entire plan was just to Randy Stair himself and force his brother into gay incestuous sex slavery.
>>681492513>she died at the same timeYes but at a different location. You find her corpse atop a tower. She used something to time her suicide with the assassination but she was not present, her suicide shattering of the rune of death was not an intended consequence by the assassins and they would have tried to stop her. Again, this is why they hunt her followers.>Haven't gotten to the syllable that explains "accessory to murder" huh?The Black Knife Assassins were already plotting to kill the Gods, Ranni became aware of it but did not order them to kill Godwyn.
>>681492632Would be hillarious if Marika turned into a ginger due to a curse of the giants only for her then to split of Radagon lmao.
>>681492803>She used somethingHAHAHAHA THE HEADCANON EXHIBITS ARE PRODUCED YOUR HONOR>The Black Knife Assassins were already plotting to kill the Gods, Ranni became aware of it but did not order them to kill Godwyn.How bout a confession? >I stole a fragment of the Rune of Death,and used it to forge the godslaying black knives through fearsome rite. I did it all.checkmate
>>681490709A curse upon thee tRanni the Bitch, the world should not suffer a Lord so devoid of light.
Has it ever been explained how Ranni is even an Empyrean to begin with? If i'm not mistaken the lore specifically states that an empyrean can only be from a single God.
>>681467951It would be kino if the final phase was a battle between 2 lords and their gods.
>>681493146you are mistaken. That wasn't an absolute statement
>>681493235They should've made the DLC post-game.
>>681493065>THE HEADCANON Explain her corpse's location. Methods of watching far away places are common in the setting, Gideon watches you throughout the whole game but he is not physically there.>and used it to forge the godslaying black knives through fearsome riteIf you forge a knife and someone uses it to kill your brother you're not the killer.Ranni tricked them, they wanted to slay all the Gods, but Ranni's suicide made it so that only his soul died. She used them to slay her body. Godwyn's body is not even dead.Checkmate.
>>681493430>corpses can't be moved but there's a magic headcanon device that times her suicideKEK and you're a law student? jesus christ. The moron still has no idea what accessory to murder and complicit means
>>681487948The guy spread 2 plagues through the realm he doesn't care to do anything about while wanting to mindrape everyone into his slaves while sleeping with his brothers against their will.He'd just force everyone to worship him while the entire realm rots away with both scarlet and undeath.
>>681489780You're posting shit samples you fucking ESL retard
>>681493593Ah, I see you cannot refute anything I said so you ignored it all.I accept your concession.Ranni is legally clean.My cock feels zero remorse, Your Honor.
>>681461259>However, why is it that on both instances (Godwyn, then Radahn) he wanted a male consort? he never wanted GodwynHe wanted Radahn because Radahn can control his own Fate and it's hilarious how fucking dumb you people are if you haven't understood that
>>681493781>here's the magic device, your honor. My defendant is guiltyyo good luck on that law career tho, you're gonna need a LOT of it
>>681493983>Radahn can control his own fate>Forced to fuck his brotherUh...
>>681493594He tried to fix the scarlet rot plague using the haligtree and failed.
>>681494113>good luck on that law career thoI appreciate it, brother. It really warms my heart when Anons are kind like you.
>>681494157He wasn't forced to do anything and their relationship isn't sexual.Radahn agreed to Miquella's terms to become Lord and support his Godhood, but only if he could have him defeated on the battlefield.Because a crown is warranted in strength
>>681494157>>Forced>>fuckheadcanon both of them
>>681493146She's Marika's daughter, placed in the Carian nest like a cuckoo chick.
>ER>Mohg wants to impregnate Miquella>SotET>Miquella wants to impregnate RadahnWhat the fuck is this lore?
>>681494750Ludo.
>>681494750you're welcome
>>681461923I interpreted the whole thing as child-Radahn probably thinking that Miquella was joking>Haha yeah brother you're so funny, sure let's marry when we get older hahaha
>>681494750Have you never read mythology before? Half of all if it Gods fucking each other
>>681494750>woman wants to fuck a bull>Zeus turns himself into bull to fuck women>children with horns?!?!>Simba and Scar forcing each other to drink their cum ?!!?
>>681494302Radahn was defeated by his own wishes from his friend and was physically struck down by a tarnished completely unrelated to Miquella though.
>>681463645>>681463728>>681464052>>681464198Miquella bros...
>>681495495>Radahn was defeated by his own wishesYes, that's why he had an oath>from his friend and was physically struck down by a tarnished completely unrelated to Miquella though.Which makes Tarnished the Champion of the Festival
>>681467336Kek
>>681496546The Miquella raped his corpse despite not fulfilling their agreement.
>Miquella is bad because he shed his humanity!The world start to turn bad into the first place because gods act like humans
>>681479745Liver has a good amount of vitamin c, and you can eat livers in the game.
>>681482540People show no deficiencies when eating just meat.The amounts we use are based on the testing it with artificial sources until deficiencies start to show. It does not account for how much more bioavailable flesh is.
>>681492789YOU WILL REMEMBER MY NAME
>>681496267I really need to go to the gym..
>>681496925t. Gold Mask
>>681497763He is also just as petty as any other god, but now little more than a narcissistic shell.
>>681496840He fullfilled the agreement through the Tarnished
>>681467890EWWW WHAT THE FUCK?!!
>>681496925And now he appeals to humanity of others by talking about "compassion" while also having no human emotions left in him and just brainwashing people to get what he needs. Even his motivation is rooted in the very sin he wants to absolve. There is no other way but to embrace that.
Is there any DLC interaction with the main game? Like how Sif had a different cutscene if you fought her after the DLC.
>>681491240>Can't summon her for casual banter>Can only summon her for one boss>Can't even use her spirit ashesDid from want us to get mad at their game for wasted potential? I thought they wanted us to get mad about the bosses
>>681464315>Sounds good, lemme kill the elden beast and put your rune in the ring. Sounds better than the Dung Eater's one
>>681491240she should've spawn every time you ride with torrent for more than like a minute, and should've appear at ALL the graces, even if she didn't talk about every place you visit.its clear this is cut content but god im mad they didn't do it
>>681496567>I would probably like to be in Malenia-occupied Caelid>hear me out on this one
>>681498256none whatsoever
>>681492018So the nectar's coming from her feet.
>>681499181Shame, would've liked to see something with Malenia or Gideon.
>>681464315No way, fag.
>>681499439don't lie to yourself
>>681470557From an old Miyazaki interview, it seems like GRRM wrote some shit like "Rykard was tempted by the snake (written like organization)", and then they From made Rykard literally become a snake and try to eat the world.So it was probably shit like, "Ranni resented the influence of the Finger (really some dudes) and orchestrated her own 'death'" becoming Ranni resenting the influence of literal fingers and literally destroying her body and living in a doll.
>>681469809Yeah I loved playing the dlc but the story/lore aspect of it wasn’t very engaging at all. Elden ring’s story felt better without it. Now its got this convoluted messy gay romance for no reason going on.
>>681482079I did like that the followers know that they're under Miquella's spell and they're still determined to follow him despite knowing that they have been manipulated.
Where do i find that frenzy flame boss? I tought it would be in that madness forest but i was only able to find some church ruins and winterlantern there
>>681501252Try the southwest corner.
>>681454931Wish I were Mohg
>>681488892But you kill Radagon in the original game, surely that must mean that Marika is also dead now. The only one that's left to make children with is Melina.
>>681482079I felt exactly the same as you. Leda telling me I was married to Marika's path was so jarring. Without any other guidance, my mindset at the time was "Oh so we're gonna help Miquella or at least learn the truth" so when I was told I had to kill him? If we were gonna be railroaded into that, he better be doing something so apocalyptic that it makes the Frenzied Flame and Dung Eater look like teddy bears, but no, it's not even that. He just wants an age of compassion, which isn't nearly as bad no matter how he gets it. It felt so lazy and badly structuredWe didn't even learn why Miquella was riding Torrent, I feel ripped off
>>681487286And they didn’t even do that, which would have been cool.
>>681498260>>681498557Yeah Ireally don't get it. She's supposed to travel with you but she only appears in some selcts location to drop lore and then fucks off for hours.I felt closer to the Maiden in Black that didn't move from the Nexus than Melina.
>>681501868Melina is ash.
>>681501252He is there. You didn't explore the whole forest.
>>681502305>He just wants an age of compassionBut he threw away his kindness.
>>681502642>he didn't burn himself to save Melina and use the needle for a normal ending
>>681502305>miquella >empyreanthat's his shadowbound beast he abandoned
This item description implies that either Radahn was the second choice for Miquella's consort, or Miquella wanted to use Godwyn's body instead of Mohg's.
>>681454993But what's his tax policy?
>>681476549off model trash
>I want to go home and edgeWhy do I see this at random spots? What does it even mean? Edge as in jack off without cumming?
>Tarnished One.... Aspiring Lord of the Old Order....AH MIQUELLA, THOU'RT A FOOL. I WILL DRAG YOU INTO THE FLAMES... AS I DID THE ERD TREE AND YOUR MOTHER>Health bar changes to Player Character, GOD of Frenzy>Starts spamming madness AOE arena nuking bullshit
>>681503184Yeah it's a masturbation joke.It got boring the 50th time I saw it. Though I still like "dog"
>>681502975how does it imply that? that's some wild gymnastics
why do so many guys like femboys?
>>681456754I feel you bro. I can't keep Miquella out of me head. Miyazaki truly blue balled us and he's probably raughing his head off.
>>681503595normal reaction to bussy
>>681503424>Miquella needs Radahn dead to raise him back in the Shadow Lands>Miquella needs Mohg dead to use his body as a vesselPick your choice for Godwyn's fate if Miquella managed to give him a true death.
>>681503595what's not to like?
>>681454738>spied on Marika/Ranni during age of plenty>manipulated everyone under the sun>stole heart of sister, lied saying he’d cure her spaceaids>stole heart of black knives (hence why they’re prevalent in the snowfields/Ordina)>committed NoBK to kill Godwyn to creat his ubermensch>when NoBK failed bc Ranni seppuku’d herself, pretended to be sad, secretly abandoned GO completely>stole away sapling of Erdtree, watered it with cum until it became a competitor to Erdtree>looked for way to fully kill Godwyn, failed>decided to fuck other half-brother>half-brother says no way fag and leaves>charms his sister into suicide bombing half-brother so you can use his corpse>inadvertently cripple sister, don’t give a fuck>charms his other half-brother, convince the world he’s a gay pedophile rapist kidnapper>wait for someone to kill said half-brother so he can puppet his corpse as well>charm as many tarnished as he can to do his bidding>sheds his humanity including the one sleepy part of himself that was somewhat decent>tries to coup the current age using a flesh puppet amalgamation of two half-brothers stuck together with staples and cum>somehow still jobsMiquella did everything wrong.
>>681493146Basically luck of the dice when she was rolling for character traits at birth
>>681503595Gays in denial.
>>681502975>godwyn>mohg>mohgwynSo close
>>681503595>why do so many guys like femboys?it's a girl with none of the flaws
>>681503595The bussy is spectacular. Even more when it's a divine bussy.
>>681496925That's the thing tho: gods are humans, just with superpowers. Being able to warp reality to your whims does little to remedy the horror of the human condition, fun fact
>>681504092sounds like it's not very strong reality warping
>>681493146Empyrean just means chosen by 2 fingers as successor to become vessel of the Elden Ring.I'm assuming what you're referring to is the line from Malenia's rememberence:>Miquella and Malenia are both the children of a single god. As such they are both Empyreans, but suffered afflictions from birth.This doesn't necessarily mean all Empyreans are born of one god, just that Miquella and Malenia are qualified as empyreans from their lineage alone.
>>681464315I'm already madly in love with his mother
>>681501252Attack the paintings in the church.
>>681493983>it''s another Miuracuck trying to force a Berserk referenceIt was just a little boy fawning over his big bro because of how strong and righteous he was. Radahn represented the ideal consort to Miquella, there was nothing as deep and philosophical because he was just a fucking kid. Then when the time for marrying came Radahn refused because a well meaning tyrant mindraping people is still a tyrant and the whole 4D chess plan started.
