why the FUCK are there NO games where you can play as a bug?
>>681469830Because bugs are scary and gross. We don't like scary and gross things.
There's Mr. Mosquito
Um, bro? Your Hollow Knight? Your Bug Fables?
There are doe.
Try this out, but maybe because no one wants to play as a dirty ass stinky bug?
>>681469830
>>681469986GOLDBERRIES! I can do some damage with this...
>>681469830In Bad Mojo you play as a roach.
>>681469830In Fur Fighters: Viggo's Revenge, you can play as a small flea.
Bugdom 1 and 2 you pathetic zoomers
>>681469830https://store.steampowered.com/app/463530/Empires_of_the_Undergrowth/
>>681469830you're dumb nigga.
>>681469830roaches are so disgusting
https://youtu.be/K0DDY299Ly4?si=p779mwRCeseGVszF
>>681470107why are they all greasy and shit
Try this too. You don't play as a bug but it's very buggy and contains lots of bug vore gameplay.
>never played Bug on Sega Saturn
this is my entire dads favorite game
>>681470194What about half your dad?
>>681470151my curiosity got the better of me and I put one to my nose after crushing it, some of the foulest shit i've ever smelled yes im retarded
scuttling in to this thread
>>681469830It will display too hard how mindless people are and also how working ant is modern gaming with their glorified fetch quests for just a cutscene here or there.
>>681470323clickity click
>>681469830This game is available on Steam, PS4 and PS Vita and is full of insects.Too bad it sucks
>>681470262>inhaled roach sporesSoon you will become one.
>>681470262based retard. i gagged reading that lmao
>>681470262Do you have any comparsion of how bad the smell was? Rotting fish, perhaps?
>>681469901haha, yeah, they're so... scary... and grossAlso banjo kazooie lets you play as a bug in at least one of the levels
Bug Fables
>>681469986mogged by the gbc platformer
oh wait, i played a fighting game once that had a skeleton samurai dude dressed up like a beetle.
one time i stomped one of those fuckers and he wasnt dead but couldnt move, so we put a lighter to his face, and he was literally like "EEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee" in this extremely high pitched voice
>>681470523Lies. Bugs can't scream.
>>681470523I think that was a hissing roach, but they don't exactly make a sound like that.
i forgot most of /v/ was too young to have witnessed all the weird shit on the n64.
>>681470554>t. Hitler
why are moths so scary? Aren't they just furry butterflies?
>>681469830but you can play as turks in AoE2
Do bugs feel pain?
>>681470523fucking kek
>>681470079>>681470018>>681469986Disney games back on PS1 were really good at least in terms of gameplay. Sad they turned to lazy cash grab slop during and after PS2
>>681470262>curiosity got the better of meBased retard. I love how people like you exist.
on top of the other games posted here>deadly creatures>webbed>hollow knight>spider secret of bryce manor>spider rite of the shrouded moon>bug fables>worms (all of them)>bee simulator
>>681469830Isn't that the plot of Genshin Impact
sex with bugs
Spider or Scorpion
>>681470658what? i fucking love moths. where i live in miami, we get some huge ones and they're beautiful. absolutely BTFO faggot ass butterflies
>>681470813Is it as big as your head?
>>681470863i'm not a moth :|
>>681470682i hope not, otherwise I'd feel bad for the recreating the sinking of the titanic with a handful of ants
>moth gets in to house>feel bad for it>catch it in plastic shopping bag>release it outside
>>681470801really good game actually
>>681470813Moths that are like 2 inch across are cool, giant moths are freaky because they're just as retarded as the small ones but you have a sparrow sized bug flapping spastic in your face
>>681471143Now it knows where you live. Your days are numbered, anon.
>>681470682the boring but short answer: they do perceive the "ouchie wouchie" part that tells them shit's dun fucked, but we don't know if they "feel" it emotionally the way humans and other mammals do
>>681471143why do we feel morally ok killing some insects over others
>>681471246>moth: does nothing but be retard and fly at lamp until die>roach: eats your shit without asking, smells bad, makes mess and many babbys
>>681471246Because some bugs are just born evil.
>>681471205Wait until you see a bogong moth
Which bug has the lowest IQ?
>>681471353>bogong mothHoly shit, so that's the moth i saw years ago and couldn't explain
>>681471246some things fuck with humans directly and others don'tspider chilling in the corner? we coolmosquito? nah nigga you dead
>>681471246Roaches bring more filth wherever they go and burrow into your house crevices Flies will ram themselves into your ear or shit all over the food you're currently eating do I even need to say anything about Mosquitos, blood sucking parasites
>>681471481We used to get swarms of them when I lived in Tamworth
>>681469830There's a small indie game where you play as a roach trying to find food, laying eggs and becoming the fully realized nightmare that is a flying cockroach. You can also play it online against 3 other people.
>>681469830What makes this cockroach so particularly American?
>>681470262>>681470438I don't think people smell good after being crushed either.
>>681471409North Koreans
>>681469830>>681470080This shit right here. It's fairly shallow but it's fun to control a whole bunch of ants.
I've never seen a cockroach and I probably never will, but everyone says they're disgustingThey're just another bug to me, what's the difference between this and a beetle?
>>681471246This fella hasn't been in blackfly country in may obviously
>>681471651Beetles will rarely ever invade your house, find your nearest source of food, lay eggs in it and bring diseases
>>681471568Oh, that's pretty cool. I was perplexed by it since i live in the caribbean and i have never once saw that type of moth in my life, and this was during somewhere in december of 2020. I just googled it and it says that it's native to australia but i live in barbados.
>>681469830starcraftzerg are basically bugs
>>681471651Disgusting trash bugs that breed exponentially in your house and poop everywhere. IF you have a disgusting house that is.
>>681470706Comfy kinoRemember playing this, shit time goes fast
>>681470497That's Yoshimitsu from Tekken 4.
>>681470658it's their wings
>>681471207They only live for a few days.>>681471246Some moths have cute faces. House moths I will kill. Fuck those things.
>>681471607it's big, it's brown, it's greasy and it stinks
>>681471651Roaches are vermins and should be eradicated from your house at any costs. They carry diseases, shit up your house and are fucking disgusting.
>>681469830Try this
>>681471651They're just grosser, more detailed and they more erratically and fast around your houseI mean I don't even hate bugs and I admit that I'm irrational but I love beetles and I rather touch those than a cockroach
the god looks at the roach and asks "why"and the roach replies "why not"
>>681470491Don't you lie anon, I have that game and it sucks ass.
Aliens vs Predator multiplayer was ludo
I've probably only seen one roach indoors in my entire life but stinkbugs can go fuck themselves. In the fall they swarm into any leak of warm air from your house and can fly. Genuinely hate these faggots more than any other bug
>>681470001>>681470001>>681470001
>>681473245this is a "someones gotta do it" jobi appreciate people like this cuz i could never
>>681473245>>681473443What's his pay like?
>>681470682Scientists declaring for decades that every animal that can't vocalize, can't feel pain was the most evil thing they did to animals.
>>681469830In Age of Empires, you can play as the Turks.
>>681469830https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSsX4T5VPEQ
>>681473958Brits are the original roaches. The Turk thing is 2016 newfaggotry.
>>681469830for reference, if that fucker's female, it's about the size of your full thumb. they move fucking quick, too
>>681470658i hate moths because if i have to kill it i know its going to be fucking disgusting, like squishing a slug
>>681473245>>681473443Is it illegal for him to wear a protective suit with helmet in there, seems like it would make that job a lot less shitty.
>>681469830But there's a Yugioh Master Duel general on /v/
>>681474220hes probably his own boss
Autistic semantics police here, 'bug' refers to an insect with 'piercing and sucking mouthparts' of the order hemiptera. So aphids and cicadas are bugs, but cockroaches are not.
>>681474215>swat a moth>it leaves a black dust stain on the wallno remorse killing these flour eating faggots
>>681474083My kitchen has too many Turkish spies inside.
>>681474310shut the fuck up you fucking faggot
>>681471651little roaches are the ones that are really hard to get rid of apparently (playstation roaches)big ones like in OP live in sewers and will come up through your drains but if you don't live in filth they usually shrivel up and die after a while because of dehydration (they're too stupid to find a toilet to drink out of apparently) but hell if it isn't freaky seeing one skitter across the floor
>>681474461giving me goosebumps that image
>>681474461If there was a massive empty freezer, you might want to place it in there and let the roaches die.Also, roaches get their water from eating vegetables. They love mixed salad greens.
>>681469830In Legend of Grimrock and in the Daek Sun game you can play with insect people.>>681470682They do, most likely as strong as us but they definitly know when they are hurt.
>>681470658ANON LOOK AWAY
saw a big ass roach in a newly built multi million dollar house, i fucking dread summer because of these fucks
Saw in another thread. fuck roaches.but also these hell machines are a bit too brutal
>>681474461the big ones can thrive inside older apartments walls and drains, i see them on the sidewalk when i go for night walks, they've infested the sewers i guesswhen i had no money my apartment had both mice and roaches, the house had settled and the quarter round base board didn't cover the gap so they could just come in from the walls sink stove or closet
>>681474790Looks like its about to read books to children in the library.
>>681470630was this the inventor of the rocket league style game? or did someone do it before buck bumble
>>681474884>i see them on the sidewalk when i go for night walks, they've infested the sewers i guessthey live in trees primarily but in totally city environments theyll be in the drains and stuff
>>681474865what the fuck
>>681474884>they could just come in from the walls sink stove or closetman i've only seen 1 at a time, i feel like i'd get lizard brain fear seeing a bunch of 'em scatter when the lights come on
>>681474865This is humane btw
>>681475010fascinating, yeah they would come through my kitchen sink sometimes too>>681475085in real deal shitholes they will all come together in the ceiling corner for warmthi definitely got some fear from the full grown ones they will chirp at you and fly a little
>>681475085I've fantasized about releasing house centipedes in my complex. Freaky looking critters, but they do love to eat roaches and bedbugs.
>>681471246dunno but even flies i feel bad for sometimes. ever since i read some of them only live like 48 hours, and they spend their entire life doing circles of room and sniffing my farts, while hoping some food magically appear
Mount and Blade
>>681474461ive lived with roaches my whole life and we've only recently been able to get rid of almost all of themit took alot of work and products
>>681475397did you use demon max bug spray
>>681475397>he posts from the future, after retaking Constantinoplewe got a time traveler boys
>>681471246Lemme give ya a list.>Roaches>a plage>when they die they bring more roaches and the dust of the decaying body is unhealthy for you, andnif you have a plage it means you most have many roaches>will hunt for your food>Mosquitos>BZZ BZZ BZZ bzzz bzzz ... bzzzzz BZZZZZZZ>Can bring some disease and pretty nasty ones at that>leave behind a fucking itchy hill on your forehead after feeding off you>flies>fucking disgusting fucks that walk on filth then in your food>make an awful buzzing sound and hit the wall, ceiling and window, making a loud banging sound>can't even catch em, literally more easy to spray them fuckers, now your house stink of poison>it can excite your cat and that means that your things are in danger if the cat is a little rude shit>moths>cute and do nothing beside being big and maybe making some annoyind sound on your lamps>easy to catch and is only one so you can spare the poor guy>They can get annoying and eat clothes and your almonds thoughDoes this answer your question?
>>681475448raid, glue traps,bait cream?, and some weird shit we've never heard of before that you stick on the wallspic related, i dont even know what this shit is called but it worked and i haven't seen a roach anywhere in months even in summer
>>681473836They said the same for babies they didn't start using any kind of anesthesia on them to the 70s or 80s
The true bug game
I hate these fucking things so much. Summer rolled around and one magically appeared in my kitchen tonight.
>>681470801>Game has a fully voice acted storyline going in in the background featuring fucking Dennis Hopper and Billy Bob Thornton
>>681471246I refuse to kill almost anything. Bloodsucking female mozzies are the only real exception.
>>681470682yes but not in the way we do.
>>681469830Because their Sultan is too busy crashing their economy with no survivors.
>>681474884>>681475397If you have a problem with these you almost certainly have holes in your wall. Track them down and fill them with sealant. Mostly around cabinets, lights, pipes, and baseboards.Make sure your windows, doors don't have gaps.Maybe get a stopper for your drains too.Poison is temporary and unreliable.
>>681471246Some of them had it coming, just like some people.
>>681474027>jumping spider is a bossPure formican bias here. Everyone loves jumping spiders because they're harmless critters that only eat pets and are curious and cute. Nobody likes ants, they're ugly and take up too much space and aren't even good food sources for us.
>>681471246because some bugs are bigger nuisances, pests, or threats to your existence. same with animals, you'd feel bad killing a demure poodle, but you likely wouldn't feel as bad about letting loose a bullet in the skull of a wolf rushing you down.
>>681469986Big red rocks.
>>681474367Careful, if they reach critical mass they'll form the Roach Prime and destroy everything you love
>>681471246because some bugs are pretty and others are ugly
>>681471343do roaches really smell bad?
Is it their freaky speed that makes them so spooky?Doesn't help they're some of the clumsiest fucking insects around, them and cicadas just love to unintentionally fuck with you
>>681470801Kino game.
>>681475342If they didn't make sounds and didn't fly in front of my monitor, I wouldn't have to kill them.
>>681470682I really, truly hope so
>>681469830I think in the Alien vs. Predator video games, you can play as a Xenomorph.
>>681469830one of the east asian companies will make one
>>681469830there is
Living on the ground floor sucks. I have to kill 2 spiders every day. I couldn't find a nest in my room so they have to come under the door or something.
>>681476778Xenomorphs aren't bugs.
>>681470682Throw them onto a frying pan and see if they jump around like psychos. If they do then they feel pain.
>>681474865>tiny electric chair
>>681474865Are they gonna be ok?
>>681476573picrel>>681477062i hope not
>>681470801This had no right to be that good.
>>68147350645k a year
>>681469987I remember when this shit was spammed every waking moment
>>681476808>that face of the kid knowing that he will have to eat all of this, because the shitty place he livesSad
>>681469830Bug Fables.
>>681471798>live in barbadosWhat's the worst insect you've got over there that you've actually seen?
Rusty’s have infested my kitchen and I’m afraid I have to fumigate, but I don’t want to because I’m already paying to have the pipes under my house replaced since they cracked, and I need to get rid of the mold in my bathrooms. Having an old house sucks.
>>681477185>he was thinking about bugsnax
>>681469830what do you mean op? there is a game literally called journey of a turk
I played the 2000 version I hope this one is fun
>>681477337bunger bunger bunger
>>681470801just checked it and it looks good, gotta play it
>>681470682Bees can solve a puzzle instantly after watching another bee solve the puzzle first through trial and error. That can very well indicate a subject who can perceive what an other does, which is definitely a much more complex capacity to evolve than mere pain.
what can't I kill roaches twice over? The whisper heads won...
>>681469830https://store.steampowered.com/app/463530/Empires_of_the_Undergrowth/https://store.steampowered.com/app/2287330/Empire_of_the_Ants/
>>681474865Based. Fuck roaches. Wish I had these machines in my house.
>>681478247>empires of the undergrowthNeat game. Good music.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56Xr5o8ewig
>>681477243Fug Bables
>nuke the roaches>they regroup their numbers after just a few monthsI physically can't get to all the nooks and it sucks.
>no mention of webbedthis game was fun!
>>681483093>not mention of webbedWRONG I mentioned it >>681470736
>>681483236my bad bro, I shoulda cntrl+f'd
>>681471615Nah they do. My curiosity got the better of me one time...
>>681477714Bees mog all other bugs through.
>>681470262Just imagining the smell made me gag wtf
>>681471651If you do ever see one in real life you'll know. They bring out the most visceral reaction of any bug. They're just fucking disgusting. You will want to kill the fuck out of it and dispose of it immediately.
>>681474865Based af
>>681485106Earwigs are also up there, jesus christ I hate any time I see one of those fuckers.
>>681470682I hope they do. I watch videos of hornets, cockroaches and other pests struggling to escape glue traps. I really hope they can process the pain and despair of what's happening to them, even better if pheromones amplify the distress signal and makes all of them share the suffering. Fuck those things I would exterminate them in a heartbeat especially Asian hornets fuck these subhuman bee killers
>>681474865Beyond based
>>681474865Reported to UN for warcrimes against the Turkish people.
>>681471246Roaches are gross.
>>681469830bad mojo
>>681470630WHATABOUTNOW IT'STIMETOROCKWIT DE BIGGETY-BUCK BUMBLE
>>681474925what a nice and considerate little bug
Nothing beats bugdom
>>681469830Ghres that bee game on ps2 there's also that mosquito game on ps2
>>681471651They are big when full grown and scuttle away really fucking fast when spotted, they are awful and I wish scientist would find a way to genocide them as they serve no purpose other than being fucking vile and spreading disease, literally niggers of the animal kingdom
>>681486917Any moth mommy video games?
>>681470194I rented this at a local chain of video rental stores in the late 90's or early 00's.
I remember when /v/ wasn't filled with normalfags...
>>681470682Almost certainly, having a pain response seems to be a requirement for anything that's not rooted in place.>But do they EXPERIENCE painImpossible to know or scientifically test, this is entering the domain of philosophy and what it means to be. You can't even tell for certain if other people can experience pain, let alone a bug.
>>681470262bro pls stop snorting roaches
>>681474461I had a retarded friend bring his PS4 over to my house unnanounced, and then asked me to help him open it without telling me what was inside of it. I learned very, very quickly what was in there, and shortly after started beating the shit out of him while cursing at the stupid fucking nigger.Took about 6 hours of manual work and completely disassembling and reassembling the entire thing without a guide, but he ended up getting a turk-free PS4 out of the deal, so I guess it was worth it for him in the end. I ended up dousing the entire area I was working in with bleach and other chemicals just to make sure, and I ended up pest-free. I'm still fucking mad the faggot didn't tell me why beforehand though.
>>681469830Because it's too tough to be a bug.
>>681474865the stabbing machine is funny
