Name one established video game protagonist that could be turned gay without major backlash
johnny
>>681478487mario
>>681478487Samus Aran, nobody would complain if she was fucking some hot alien girl
Master Chief because Halo is already gay.
>>681478654For Samus it would be a surprise if she weren't gay.
>>681478569Makes sense.>jumps on turtles pushing them out of their shells>turtling, turtle heading, have a turtle head poking, etc are common phrases used to denote when youre desperately in need of defecation>pooftahs get their rocks off by pushing the turtle head back in with their penis'>two men who always have to rescue incapable "women">moustaches in the 2000s>plumbers, the staple porn trope>eat mushrooms which are grown in faeces>furryChecks out.
>>681478487You posted it already, everyone already shipped Sam with Lara in the original game.
>>681478487Tarnished because soulslop is mad gay
>>681478487None, you degenerate.
>>681478487Solid Snake.
>>681478487Giga dimes
>>681478487Pic not related
>>681478987I shipped her with Larson in the original game though, no idea who Sam is, sadly he turned out gay too.
>>681478487Not that one, I hope.
>>681478487Arthur Morgan
>>681478487There isn't one.
>>681478487Seconding Samus Aran because what would it matter?
>>681478487Jackie Wells
Samus is not a carpet muncher you fucking faggots
>>681478898>>eat mushrooms which are grown in faecesWhat do you think the fertilizer for crops is made of, genius?
>>681486112>Samus! I'm authorizing homosexuality!
>>681478487Chris from RE.Everyone already knows Chris isn't straight.
>>681480084Solid Snake dated Meryl for a year or so after Shadow Moses but it didn't work out. But still would be believable he's in a sexless gay marriage with Otacon.>>681487337There's a cut audio conversation in Lost in Nightmares between Chris and Jill. Goes like:>"I heard you and the girl from the tech department were getting kinda friendly. I didn't know you liked them so young.">"Hold on, I don't like them young, I just think that if you have good chemistry with someone, age shouldn't be an issue"So possible heterosexual.
>>681478487pic unrelated
>>681478487Chris.
2013 Lara is so hot and cute.
>>681486345Decayed plant matter.Only if you have shit tier soil with no minerals do you need to use manure. Amd manure has chemicals in it too so yeah enjoy eating shit, pooftah.
>>681478987not everyone is a fag, faggot
