>>681552837>he doesn't have three health bars and a 50 second invulnerability phase in which he swings his dick at you to knock you off balance, after which he pins you down and reads you funny lines from GearBox's Borderlands™ video game loot 'n' shoot seriesshit boss.
>>681552837>player gets a buff if they stand up IRL and yell kino during the encounter
bump
>>681552837This is literally unironically all a game needs fire your writing staff