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GIVE IT UP FOR INDIE GAME SPEEDRUNS Y'ALL
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nigger
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GOTTA MIGG
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donators says trans rights
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>miggers
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sup my miggas
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Deadly serious classical music
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i am here
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>>681968928
Gonna be interesting seeing another crabs treasure's tags its gonna have to be double trainwreck, double overestimate.
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MIGGY ToT
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How is it like to be in the gdq audience?
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>>681968997
I pray he found what we could not.
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Don't forget to eat while you enjoy these epic runs /v/!
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I'm having fun!
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>>681969078
salty milk and coins
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>>681968874
I should play prinny again
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>>681969078
stinky
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>>681968927
Oh so THATS why there's been so many ad/shill indieslop on this year where they're like "ITS TOTALLY SPEEDRUNNABLE GUYS" its a sponsor partnership thing.
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>>681969078
What does it smell like?
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>>681969078
smelly
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>tfw got banned for transphobia back in 2018
>request denied back in 2020
>discovered I was trans myself in 2022
>will never be able to see chat
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/v/ in shambles...
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>play video games for the first time this marathon
>miss a trainwreck
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>>681969078
Imagine sitting next to a bunch of unwashed neets in a hot ass room
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>>681968839
>"This hasnt happened before. The main character just hanged itself and the game is now hardlocked"
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>>681969078
cant hear shit
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>>681968928
Is this the worst average rating GDQ yet?
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>>681968874
I'm a migger
Also still in bed wasted the whole day away sleeping and watching this tripe
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>>681968934
wow friend I think you had a typo in that message
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>>681969165
>>681969168
I didn't know /v/ was in that chat
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>>681969168
Ban deserved for being unfunny as fuck
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Wait, is the Baldur's Gate run only 6 minutes long?
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ahh... migging feels so good.
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>>681969180
>trans rights
>honor mode
Does not compute.
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>>681969078
those chairs look really uncomfortable
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>>681969232
yeah, he forgot to capitalize all the letters
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>>681969002
did you add production to this? the first one sounded different
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Stand up and touch your toes.
Now.
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>runs are boring
>everyone in this faggot is a tranny discord user avatarfag reposting the same shit every thread for attention
why do people say these threads are good? it's not 2013 any more.
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>loud and cringe donation reader shift ends
>instantly replaced by loud and cringe donation reader
...
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>>681969078
It genuinely stinks. The smash room one year had a mandatory shower rule because it got so bad.
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>>681969112
>>681969147
>>681969128
>>681969179
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>>681969181
NTA, but have you seen what an empty wastelant that lounge room got this year, across this edition's threads? If anything, smell shouldn't be an issue anymore
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>>681969161
you are still transphobic though right?
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>>681969264
yes, look at the pic you posted dumbass
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solving a rubik's cube blindfolded would be harder than beating mario 64 blindfolded tho?
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>>681969161
Faggot
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I'm having a sugar rush right now WTF do I do to make it stop
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>>681969267
Gotta love GDQ prizes
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I am not currently banned from posting on 4chan mig
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OH MY GOD THIS IS GOING TO BE SON FREAKING EPIG GUYS
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alright im out
see you at esa lads
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>>681969161
You have to go back.
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>>681969264
theyre new to this, they can't code minutes in past the 1 hour mark
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>>681968928
>fake katamari scores
post the legit ratings plz
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>>681969426
see you in 10 minutes
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>>681969192
No
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C L I N T
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>>681969161
Total faggot
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>Blindfolded randomizer
How
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>>681969161
you will never be a woman either tbf
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WAHOOOOOOOOOO!
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>>681969376
I mean if the colors have texture, not really
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>crowd shows up for the one meme run then it's a ghost town
every time
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>>681969015
Heeee's heeeeeere!
Discus?
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>>681969338
its AI generated, i made a whole bunch of differenet versions in suno.com
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>>681969161
'' discovered '' you wouldve known as a child if you were real, pervert.
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>>681969490
>blindfold randomizer

Peak zoomer memecore
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>>681969490
he's already played the seed and figured out strats for each star
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>Only blindfolding himself after looking at the seed layout

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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IM A HEADBANGA
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Lol, so it's not a blind run. Of course everyone got scammed.
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>>681968874
>sm64 randomizer
Ah, neat
>blindfolded 10 star
Boring.
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>>681969498
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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For such a stupidly autistic category I have to admit the runner seems like a normal dude. I'd grab a beer with him.
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>combining two gimmicks together

Just play with your actual ass at this point
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>blindfold isn't a troon flag
kind of disappointing really
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>>681969161
ok groomer
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didn't this dude get caught cheating?
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Remember that guy who used to sit in the front for basically every run a few years ago? What happened to him?
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why does mario have v hands
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>>681969610
Y-You first anon...
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PLAY THE GAME NORMALLY FUCK
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Uhh blindfold?
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literally who?
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>>681969564
Coughlin was so cool looking, such a shame
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>>681969367
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>>681969465
?
that is the real rating
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>>681969551
That sounds like cheating
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>Using your eyes

You didn't beat the game.
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>>681969567
>>681969580
They literally said it's randomized for him morons
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IMAGINE THE CHOKING ON THIS ONE
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>blindfolded
>doesn't use a blindfold
epic
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>doesn't put on the blindfold
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Mario wearing mittens for winter
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the fuck is this
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This is the guy who had a very bad day doing a blind OoT run, right? pic unrelated
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why is he playing without the blindfold on...?
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>already using his eyes
why fucking lie live
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wait
he finds 10 stars then puts the blindfold on to get them?
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>>681969543
nice
I knew it was A.I but didn't know you were making different versions
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Wait, this isn't a blind blindfold run?
To think I almost got interested.

Also, this Mario is so obnoxiously colored, wtf?
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>if we dont like the seed we take another one
???????
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>>681968928
Why is Katamari Forever rated so highly?
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They need to give chrism a fucking raise. He's always apart of the most fun runs.
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>blindfolded just means wearing a blindfold on your forehead
o-oh... okay...
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>>681969669
He was just so fucking intense. Sad he's done with wrestling.
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/v/ i hope you stay healthy

what have you eaten today?
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>blindfolded run
>no blindfold
uh
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this run's gimmick is lame and unintuitive, i think i'm done with this marathon
see you at esa's funeral
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Oe did they fix the audio? How long till its fooked again?
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>>681969716
>>681969687
>>681969695
>>681969772
bait or mental retardation?
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>not blindfolded
>doing the level sighted first
WTF is this?
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PUT ON THE BLINDFOLD YOU KEK
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>>681969684
I meant that he's not playing the whole thing blindfolded but scouting first, retard.
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>>681969789
sandwiches and beer
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>blindfold
>he's not blindfolded
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this is so retarded. this is up there with the oot tas where they straight up lied about everything being done on a cart/n64
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>>681969659
He's technically wearing a blindfold, I guess...
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>blindfolded run
>not blindfolded
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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>>681969789
spaghettis from yesterday
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what a coincidence, he got the best seed
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put on your fucking blindfold
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>>681969812
this is /v/, what do you think?
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>>681969772
he's covering his third eye
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wtf is this shit. Why won't they just check the seed beforehand and play it blindfolded?
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>Glance at the chat
>they aren't even talking about anything in the actual stream, it's just generic messages
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>he only puts the blindfold after checking the routes
zzz
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I LIKE THAT JUMP
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>>681969827
There was no need to use the r-word anon, apologize
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Blindfolded?
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IDK why but I think R*ddit is gonna throw another conniption fit over this run since he's not even fucking blindfolded kek
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this is not blindfolded...
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>>681969789
leftovers
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>>681969845
That run was such a deep betrayal.
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What's the fucking point if he's already checking out the levels?
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>no blindfold
ZZZ
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this is boring
bring back Parken
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PUT ON THE BLINDFOLD ALREADY, WHAT IS THIS
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this is some of the dumbest shit ever, the fuck is even the point
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>Blindfolded
>he doesn't wear the blindfold

Nigger are you serious?
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>>681969772
>>681969758
>>681969716
you niggers really dont know how to listen huh
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I dont get it, this isn't blindfolded
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>>681969794
yeah its shit
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>>681969662
What headphones are those?
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we've reached the gimmick event horizon
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missed it, why the fuck isn't he blindfolded?
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>>681969789
I could eat about 1/10th of that plate
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>>681969861
Fucking poser
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>>681969886
Sorry, mongoloid.
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>>681969812
we do not use that word here, anon. apologize right now.
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lol nice fucking scam run
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This is a neat gimmick. You guys are being way too much of a grouchy fag over this.
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all right I'm going to go play videogames
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>>681969938
Can you repeat it for me, onii-chan?
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welp this some gay ass shit im out
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>>681969969
>>681969969
>>681969969
>>681969969
>>681969969
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yeah blindfold my ass
SEED AND FEED
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>>681969875
yeah i'm playing zzz as well, it's really fun
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it's randomizer so he has to feel out the course for like 5 minutes first
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LITERACY IS A DEAD SKILL
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>pauses to point out where the stars are in blindfolded speedrun
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>>681969936
The point is being able to route it rapidly and commit that to memory.
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What the fuck is the point of this run? Just run the regular game blindfolded if you're just going to play the randomized levels without the blindfold first.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/1dww45o/hello_hello_i_ran_that_one_game_on_the_macintosh/

>hello hello, I ran that one game on the macintosh at SGDQ on Tue that I got apparently got WR in at the time in addition to running Terminator SkyNET. AMA

>Amyrlinn mentioned to me after the Killing Time run that my WR before was 30:20 and not the 30:12 that I mentioned. I will note that I further beat this time in the practice room on Friday (27:05) but we had to resort to pointing a gopro at the Mac because I didn't have a capture card on hand.

>Also to explain why I am dressed like I was, this is for continuity purposes with my own stream.

>I am heading to the Mall of America today but I will be checking back often to answer any questions.
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What happened to the TASbot block where they play a speedrun on VLC?
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>>681969972
It's randomized so he has to scout for where ten stars are first then he has to do the levels with a blindfold
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>>681969983
i'm a big boy
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There's no way they don't already vet seeds for randomizers at these events
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>>681969972
he's scouting out stars to get and taking notes about enemy placement then he's going to put on the blindfold and get them
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>>681969886
ragamuffin?
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>said several times it's routing then blindfolded
>people STILL somehow miss this
Is /v/ deaf?
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>PUT ON THE BLINDFOLD ALREADY
>WHY WON'T HE DO A BLINDFOLDED RUN WITHOUT KNOWING WHERE THE STARS ARE?!
I hate you retards so fucking much
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>>681969985
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
YOUR LORD CAPTAIN COMMANDS YOU TO GET PREGNANT
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>>681969716
He is wearing the blindfold. The blindfold is clearly on his forehead.
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>>681970025
No, we reached that when it was a dude using treats to get his dog to press a button.
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>>681970048
>I am heading to the Mall of America today
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>>681970034
wtf kek
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So many of you really thought he would go into this blindfolded from the start? Did you think he beat the original SM64 without ever seeing the game first?
He's routing it live and then going in blind with his routing. Fucking retards.
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>blind folded randomizer
>plays through the seed first un-blindfolded to decide the route
ok well everybody thought the fact it was randomized was going to be half of what is impressive here. just run it seeded if this is how it's gonna work
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>yfw it's revealed he was blind all along and didn't need the blindfold
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This SUCKS
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This is a shitty gimmick
>NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HES HECKING ROUTING AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It's a shitty gimmick.
F.
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>>681970048
>I am heading to the Mall of America today
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>>681970124
ah i see now
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uh...blindfolded??
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>>681970124
But that doesn't mean he's BLINDFOLDED
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>>681969998
yeah like rubiks cubes
but what I'm getting excited about is the potential for trainwreck
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>>681970084
Gotcha
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>>681969789
nothing yet, we're replacing some stuff in the kitchen and I woke up too late to make something.
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>>681970048
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>>681970084
not our problem
he should put on the fucking blindfold and quit being a cunt
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I predict an SSS tier trainwreck incoming.
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yep this run's a triple zozzer
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it would be impossible without routing. its randomized.
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>>681969789
Eggs, fish, canned tuna, beef jerky, green tea, and water.
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>>681969324
why is twilight princess not marked over estimate? They changed it once for the incentive, but then just added 5 minutes right at the end
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>>681969998
lol no, the category title is extremely misleading
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>blindfolded
>but didn't specify what will be blindfolded

Donators cheated again.
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i logged off to watch this shit
F tier
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>>681970048
Some of us are ok, I guess, let's not go to Mall of America today.
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>>681970235
That's why he shouldnt do randomized, lame gimmick
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cringe or kino?
call it
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No blindfold. I refuse.
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wow crazy that he's doing this blind
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>>681969972
The randomization including star locations and warps, knowing where those go is important, since playing blindfolded requires knowing exactly where you are. So this is one part blind in not knowing where everything is, and then another part blindfolded, taking the new knowledge to route and execute.
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>>681970048
>I am heading to the Mall of America today
His thirst for blood knows no bounds, holy shit
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blindfolded wine test
>look at the wines and pour them up in glasses
>look at them
>then put on my blindfold
>drink a glass
>"hmm yes this glass is taste like wine nr.1!"
What's the point?
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Yeah yeah you annoying fucking retards will flip flop once he crushes the run. Mark it.
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>>681970050
I like how it was always the brainlets who thought TASbot was just playing videos but now that really is the case. Good riddance.
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fake blindfold run
ZZZ automatically
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>>681970286
FUCKING CIS MALES AREN'T BEAUTIFUL
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Why does he have ear buds under his headset?
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>>681970048
what was wrong with how he dressed? it looks normal to me
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didnt this guy choke at ESA?
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Mario says TRANS RIGHTS! XD
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>>681970289
>blindfolded run
>doesn't put on the blindfold
F tier run
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>>681970286
>my brian is blown
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>>681970289
cringe
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>>681970286
>beautiful humans
now THAT is heckin' wholesome, my fellow big chungus!
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>>681970153
Nyoners and hookers
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>>681970235
>the new generation doesn't care about doing the impossible and seeing the invisible
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I'm so fucking tired of all these shitty gimmick runs and races, just do some regular fucking any% or any% glitchless
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>>681970339
>wine analogies
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wait, so you are saying he is playing super mario 64 randomizer blindfolded on a NORMAL controller? what the hell, he isnt using donkey kong drums or a guitar hero guitar? what is even the point??
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>>681970286
>I love that these kind of beautiful humans exist
NEW AUTISM EUPHEMISM DROPPED!
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Couldn't someone that's not the runner choose a viable seed and give it to him? Instead of this cheating shit
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>>681970232
blindfolded runs usually are SSShitty or ZZZboring. Either it's slow and methodical and it takes a long time but goes off without issue but it's agonizingly slow.

Or it's 45 minutes of "oh man, I didn't hear the noise I wanted to, where am I?" and it's hilarious
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runner
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Well this is a wet fart of a final block
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>>681970410
Yes!
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>>681970339
>>681970410
>Reddit Star
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>>681970048
Everyone get the fuck out of the Mall of America
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>>681970401
same
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>>681970401
Spike says this is what gaymers want to see because they're bored of the traditional speedruns so we get this.
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>>681970339
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>conveniently gets the most ideal seed for this already bullshit run
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>>681970235
yeah, that's why the category seemed interesting. people were thinking "oh cool so how will he even know where the stars are or what level he's in?" instead of the answer being because of some crazy skill or intuition thing, the answer is "he takes the blind-fold off".

i've always hated this gay blindfold shit, but this is a new low
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mario is blindfolded the runner has to guide him idiots
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>>681970286
poor brian
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I'm tuning in late.
What's randomized in this?
and why isn't he blindfolded?
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>>681970282
without randomization you basically lose all the choke/hype potential. we are about to watch some insane shit. just needs some setup
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the only blindfold run that i've ever truly enjoyed was the punch-out wii one
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>>681970529
holy fuck those eye bags
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>>681970149
I think the impressive part will be navigating a star route he has seen exactly once, five minutes ago, but blindfolded.
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>>681970547
Anon you're blindfolded how are you even solving the Captcha
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I can assure the runner this is not insane
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Well, that's it for me this GDQ, europoor gotta go to sleep. It's been fucking retarded as usual, enjoy Super Metriod!
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>>681970048
>I am heading to the Mall of America today
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How is it possible that you guys know behind the scenes drama, stalk twitter accounts, hawk reddit for staff replies but you don't know Bubzia?
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Why isn't he blindfolded?
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>>681970529
its randomized so he has to rig it for the most ideal seed, don't you get it? It's actually necessary
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those "make sure to select incentive" donos are plants. they're not even trying to hide it
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just do 16 star u noob
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>>681970415
why does the cat look depressed?
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>already 1/4 of the time used
>has not put on the blindfold yet
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>>681970587
what super metroid does to a mf
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>>681970150
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>>681970339
>>681970410
>>681970469
>>681970532
(i know this is ironic coming from me but) quit avatarfagging pre bump limit
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>>681970516
And that's one thing the retard is right on. Yeah it's corny gimmicks but it adds drama to the run. I don't fucking care that some autist spent 1000s of hours perfecting some stupid run. I want to see them sweat on stage.
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Please choke
Please choke
Please choke
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>>681970595
o, kidy yjsy d,sty
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>tasbot
>onehanded
>multiplayer
>blindfolded
>randomizer
>drum%
>blindfolded randomizer

where do the gimmicks go from here
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>>681970654
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>>681969192
Isn't there usually an average rating posted at the end of every GDQ? Like its just a single bar.
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>>681970562
>>681970620
Star locations. He's planning how to get the stars for when he's blindfolded.
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/v/ used to like his runs
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>Randomized

Someone explain to me how this belongs in a speedrunning event.

How do you set a record if something is randomizied? What a waste of time.
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>>681970621
>here's a craaaaaazy gimmick run
>well actually here's the 5 million cheats and work arounds so it's not crazy
What's da point?
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>donator: "I'm always up for some blindfold"
>the runner doesn't blindfold
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>>681970339
That'd be more like walking into a restaurant, seeing their wine list, asking for a random selection of wines from it, then wearing a blindfold before they're delivered to the table to guess which is which. Knowing what's available to know what is possible to guess from, then using your knowledge to do so.
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>>681970282
Then he would be doing the same routes from a 25 year old game which he knows back to front.
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>>681970381
I have no idea, he also said that he got really pissed off during a run at a previous GDQ when he was mildly annoyed at best. Think he's just a bit of a sperg. Hope he comes back next GDQ
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choke incoming
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>>681970672
Fat Christian tats
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>>681970684
Blindfolded co-op randomizer race Guitar Hero versus TASbot.
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>>681970684
>shufflers
>co-op bingos
>relays
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incoming chokekino
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>>681970684
letting a dog speedrun
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>>681970415
long cat is loong lol
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>>681970684
Blindfolded randomizer race
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You WILL need the classic controller
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>>681970750
That's true, okay you convinced me, no blindfold runs
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>so we can replay the same randomness
make it make sense bitch boy
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>>681969465
I remember before the Katamari rating shitposting happened, it was like a C or some shit, if you removed all the samefagging it just got bumped to a D, so nothing major.
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He's still not blindfolded. Could they not have found an ideal seed off stream?
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>>681970684
transition% (no HRT)
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>>681970684
beating the game without even playing the game
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KINO INCOMING
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>>681970684
>different game %
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>>681970286
Thanks, it was nice.
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>Blindfolded
KINO
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>>681970684
Archipelago (randomizer across several games at once)
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You can begin your apology now /v/
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>>681970562
Apparently the randomiser means he scouts out the route with his eyes open, and then he intuits the rest while blindfolded. I wonder if that might be more impressive, since the routes are not guaranteed this way in the same way that basic muscle memory is
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WOOO YETEEEEEEEE
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Chris please...
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This is actually pretty cool. Wish we could see him do it a few times with different seeds though
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>>681970684
foot-only speedruns
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CHRIS CAN I CHIME IN QUICK?
Chrrrrrrrrris!
CHRIS THE YEETEE!
HOYPE
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>>681970684
train on Parken Harbor%
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>as many stars as possible
oh come on at least get all 10
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THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE
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>more yetee (((donations)))
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>>681969161
You know you don't just discover it? Its something within you from when you're young. Actual trans people before it became a fad for autistic coomers who got too into anime and confuse say they always knew.
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Literally bankrolled by this schmuck
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>hey lemme chime in
>can i chime in quick
>can i chime in quick
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>>681970876
tiny kek
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Hydroflask > Yeti
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GET FUCKED
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>>681970684
>Onehanded
The only runs I remember like that were run by the guy who quite literally only has one arm.
Those were pretty based for what they were.
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>>681970728
Depending on the logic of the randomizer, it can be decent since it'll require a lot of game knowledge on the fly to know what's possible. But it also is just a LOT slower and wears out its appeal really fast.

Adding a blindfold on it and a "I need to scout the game" on top of it is too many things just make it boring.
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>>681970916
<heavy's voice>"no!"
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>>681970953
chris come in????
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CHRIS THE FUCKING YETEE HAS A $15000 DONATION SHUT THE FUCK UP

THIS IS MY SHOW CHRIS
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CHOKEEEEEE
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he cute
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It's over.
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CHRIS YOU HAVE TO LET ME READ THE DONATIONS THEY ARE BEGGING FOR IT
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>>681970876
I laughed, ngl
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Well, at least they beat the last SGDQ.
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>blind
>visually impaired
>gamer
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CANNOT ESCAPE TH
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Someone redpill me on The Yetee, do they truly control everything?
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>>681970895
Don't give them ideas.
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>>681971002
>1 mistake
"I can't believe how bad he's playing!"
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>>681970876
underrated
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>>681970932
brb buying a plane ticket to america
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Did a blind dono just say
>it's cool to see
??
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Sesserdrix? The guy that did the p99 Necro guide?
Play classic Everquest
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>I need to spend the entire first quarter of my timeslot routing it
>dies in the first 3 minutes
kino, this might be SSS after all
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>"as a blind gamer"
>"it's cool to see"
poor choice of words, brailleboi.
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>>681970235
so don't do it fucking randomized
use a seed or just play the vanilla game
christ
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>>681971051
transphobic post, delete this
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he's doing it
/v/ btfo
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>do a memorization run
>huh?
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>>681970980
Halfcoordinated, dude was awesome, ran stuff like EDF better than a lot of people do with two hands, dunno what happened to him.
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>>681970684
anal plug controller
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>>681970837
a TAS back in 2016 showed them beating super mario bros 3 before leaving the main menu by doing hundreds of button presses in 1 second
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>>681970895
>agdq 2028
>entire marathon is a 200 game archipelago
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>>681971084
>THIS GUY IS THE GREATEST BLINDFOLDED MARIO SPEEDRUNNER OF ALL TIME x10
>*puts on blindfold and chokes in less than 3 minutes*
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>>681971110
Wait till you see the next runner being a person in a wheelchair.
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Alright, I'm kneeling
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>giving him hints
cringe
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>>681969192
>>681970717
It's averaged out in the end. So this year's will be especially interesting.
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>>681970717
Yes.
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This sound delay is starting to kill me
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>>681971145
ITS PUUUURPLEEEEEE
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>>681971084
yes
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CHRIS THERES A DONATION COMING IN FROM THE YETEE!!!
CHRIS CAN I PLEASE READ A DONATION??
CHRIS??!
CHRIIIIISSSS!!!
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>chrism telling him what to do
EL OH EL
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>>681970339
Isn't wine tasting a meme that got blown out when a cheap Costco wine won a blind taste test some months ago?
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>collect start
>It's blue
???
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>$4500 from anonymous

Sure...
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>h-he can hear
Cope
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>>681971145
kek
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>>681971227
>LOOK HOW HARD I CAN PEE
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>>681971145
>all the stars are purple
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>randomizer blindfold
>but he looks at the stages and everything before putting it on
So it's just a regular blindfold run?
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this feels awfully fake
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every year somehow I'm aghast all over again at the 4 digit "anonymous donations"
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>blindfolded
>couch commentator just tells him what to do
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>thousand dollar donations from anonymous
lmao, every time.
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UH OH
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>>681971146
He retired from speedrunning and works for Ubisoft now.
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>>681971208
>>681971227
Corporate, both pictures look like a thoroughly peed on shit.
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>>681971172
thats actually pretty funny, I'm gonna go see that. TAS runs are fun to see sometimes.
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that seemed like a really genuine anonymous donation encouraging folx to meet that incentive
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>>681970401
Hard agree

I don’t give a shit about these gimmicky runs or games nobody has ever heard of or glitches with tedious janky setups that avoid any actual gameplay. Just give me mostly glitchless runs of SNES or N64 games
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>>681971208
>>681971227
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>>681969192
>>681971208
this statistic is irrelevant because people just end up over-rating more and more with each successive year because
>ratings are relative
you can only judge it by intuition. this was definitely one of the weaker GDQs, despite a handful of good runs.
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>>681971297
how about I tell you to let it go and enjoy the run
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>there is an entire generation of manchildren with lots of disposable income willing to spend large sums of money on sweat shop made triple XL hoodies with funny quirky video game text and art on them

how do i cash in on this
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>>681971227
And here is last ESA.
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>>681971172
I remember when they did the game takeovers too...recreate skype, I think? That was pretty cool. I know the TASbot people have been working on stuff, though.
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Chrism is going to kill the dono reader after the run.
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>FORTY FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS FROM....
"anonymous"
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>>681970895
Didn't they already do it with Super Metroid?
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>>681971294
He's wearing a VR headset and can see everything.
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>>681970684
Blindfolded dog no A-press run
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CHRIS I'M OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE
PLEASE LET ME IN
LET THE DONATIONS IN CHRIS
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is marios colorscheme the transflag or did i lose my mind
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>>681970516
But we barely have traditional speedruns anymore, why make a speedrun event if they don't want to speedrun stuff?
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>>681971231
>have no delay
I will assume this is the power of streamlink
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>>681971346
>>681971372
do either of you have ESA summer 2023, i remember that one being very good
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>>681971327
please dont
protomagicalgirl did the run
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>"random seed"
>all stars are within spitting distance from spawn
zzzzzzzzzz
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>>681971435
purely coincidental, it is randomized
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I feel the donations dude is fucking up with the runner.
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>>681971435
meds
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>Why isn't he blindfolded?!
>Why isn't he doing it without knowing where the stars are?
*puts blindfold on and starts run*
>h-he can hear, couch is helping him
>-t-this seems fake
LMAO at /v/
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>>681971251
LOGAN YOU BETTER NOT MISS THAT SK-oh wait
wrong speedrun
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>>681971208
>>681971227
>addng up all ratings
wtf the fuck is this retarded shit, should obviously just be averaging out the ratings of the runs. this just means the SSS and ZZZ spam is gonna make it always "C"
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>>681971460
Yes. Don't have any older ones.
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>>681971307
Good for him, dude was way too good for GDQ, especially the way it is now.
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>>681971401
There's a "hardcoded" rom that smashes LttP and Super Metroid together, yeah. I think that lead to the creation of this thing.
The archipelago system lets you do it with any arbitrary combination of supported games.
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>>681971293
He's seen the normal stages eighteen hundred thousand times and these randomized ones once, just now.
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CHOOOOOOOOKE
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>>681971467
Yeah what's up with that?
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BULLSHIT HE TOTALLY HEARD HIM
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>>681971435
It's closer to piccolo dick
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>>681971370
start printing your own game-related merch from one of the gazillions of sweatshop online stores and then resell it at profit.
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>>681968928
>relay race with several trannies
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>Star 6
Damn I thought he was straight lost lmao
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>>681971435
he's clearly supposed to look like Eva 1
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>>681971476
i have to imagine doing squats in heels is actually quite challenging
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>>681971361
I think they're all "worse" in different ways. AGDQ 2023, SGDQ 2023 and this all would be my least favorite for different reasons.
>AGDQ 2023 was incredibly phoned in and boring, it was online again due to Florida drama, you could feel the lack of energy, it was on autopilot. I remember nothing from this GDQ, it was boring as fuck.
>SGDQ had worse shilling, that final day was horrific and the worst final day so far
>This GDQ has had the most trainwrecks, the skill is at rock bottom. They aren't good runs.
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>>681971370
If you're asking how to cash in on something then it's already too late
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Why would they also make it a randomizer.
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>>681971476
>reee don't objectify me
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>>681971554
hey let's focus on the awesome run>>681971467
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>>681971463
god fucking dammit
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This is kinda lame he's just entering the level and the star is right at the start.
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lol /v/ getting btfo
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>it's another showcase disguised as run
ZZZ
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>>681971467
pure coincidence, stop hating, /v/
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>>681971479
chrism literally just told hi it was a little to the right
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>>681971435
No, it isn't.
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remember when Runnerguy was doing OoT blind
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>>681971531
Sounds fun (to play, not watch). I ought to look into it.
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>>681970932
hi aggy
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Why are all the starts like 5 meters from the start of the stage?
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There's no way the runner can't hear the guy directly behind him at least a little bit; the couch guy is telling him when things go wrong and hinting where the stars were
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>>681971370
Make XXXL hoodies with funny quirky video game text and art on them and then partner with NASA. Also, start running NASA so it exists again.
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>>681968928
Godless week
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>Chris I swear to god, if you don't let me read a donation right this fucking instant you're getting locked into the hotel room with Sent
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>>681971479
he literally is getting hints from chrism
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>>681970980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4-D5YZdnts&t=345s
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blindfolded runs are gay and lame
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>>681971460
Yeah ESA winter this year is where it went all tits up with the no 24 hours, weird camera layout, staff problems, people leaving etc. Summer was the last good one but there were hints of issues in 2023. See: Celina, See: All the "not actual runs" at Summer 2023.
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Are donations behind or ahead of last year? I want to see gdq fail miserable btw.
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>>681971560
the audio feed is off (they specified for the dono reader that it is, which does give him a chance to cheat further) but it's still someone speaking next to him even if muted so easy to hear
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>>681970791
Didn’t we have that one year with a rhythm game?
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>>681971298
>Left during Pizza Tower where to was a bit around $1.3 Million
>Now it's $1.5 Million
>200K in about an hour when it took 6 days to reach $1 Mil
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I say it every year, we say it every year, but I think I can say with certainty this is the worst GDQ yet.
These runs are dogshit.
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>>681971593
SGDQ 2023 is the one where they basically held the show hostage for 3 hours until they made their "bonus" incentive, right?
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>>681971662
It's a randomized really good seed. probably
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>>681971370
Get one of those stamping machines and learn how to print.
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Should be called Super Mario 64 Memorizer
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>>681971593
yeah, more than anything this GDQ has just had a lot of bad runs from mediocre runners.
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>>681971467
dont question it chud. just like the vaguely trans colors Mario is wearing
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Bing bing wahoo
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>>681971740
let it go man, just enjoy the runs
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>>681971767
yeah
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>>681971740
This happens every time why are you surprised?
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>>681971740
It'll be $2.5M before the end of the night, you wait and see
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>>681971658
it's pretty damn fun. I've been playing Rogue Legacy while my friends play Dark Souls and LTTP at the same time, all sending items to each other.
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>>681971740
Look, anon, it's all your fault.
You donated 200k, anonymously, and refused to elaborate.
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>>681971740
Yetee and such donate to the stream after a week's worth of sales
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>>681971750
There's barely been any speedruns, and most of the speedrun games has been shitty indie games with 1 runner
They always say people are tired of the "classic speedruns" but they've rarely ever been run for years now
>>
Impressive
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hurry up give them your money you are running out of time to do it
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>>681971821
me in the back
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Whats the worst GDQ anon? (Excluding online only events)
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Is this going to be the first run of the entire event that doesnt completely crash and burn? And a blindfolded thing at that
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>>681971476
why did she do it bros
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>>681971740
this is how gdqs usually go
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>>681971740
All me
poorfags can't comprehend
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This dude is literally the magicians assistant
dude Im talking to the audience not the player!
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>>681971593
AGDQ 2023 had the Run Fit guy, Titanfall 2 and the Gauntlet NES game guys. All three were better than this.
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That was gay as fuck
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>>681971821
fucking gross who would want that jacket after he wore it
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>>681971850
The issue with randomizers is that they're fun to play, but not so fun to spectate.
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>Super Mario Maker 2 AGAIN
Are they ever gonna let that game go? It's literally dead lmao
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>>681971914
any frame fatales event
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>>681971638
cunt
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>>681971948
The guild will be visiting you shortly.
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/v/ lost
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This is crazy man
You guys will find anything to hate
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>>681971821
damn they went all-out on Wish.com for the prizes this year
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finished lil spoon my bros
now time to kick back n enjoy some cringe
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>>681971972
Yes, when Super Mario Maker 3 releases.
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>>681971972
Remember the blindfolded mario maker run? That was pure choke kino
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>>681971949
>Run Fit guy
Ring Fit guy with the mask.
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>>681971970
100% agree, watching them is annoying at best, downright unwatchable if you don't know the game
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>>681971662
That's the whole point of him submitting a 10 star run. Since he's scouting beforehand, he can find the 10 most trivial ones and then completely ignore any that take meaningful travel. It was a coward's choice.
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>>681971972
Super Mario Make 3 at the next Direct, trust the plan.
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>we have more donations if there's time
>completely ignored by chrism
BASED
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>>681972023
nice
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>>681972023
That's a nice spoon, has it got a name yet?
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Someone post the blindfolded guy happily jumping into a wall over and over
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>>681971481
What’s this from? I can’t find source and the artist twitter seems to have been banned.
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>>681971736
we had it this year with a baseball game
>>
UH OH
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>>681971740
>>681971837
if everyone knows this is what always happens why dont the $2k donos go earlier in the week when they are guaranteed to get read out and applauded for compared to the final day when they just get thrown on the pile?
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>>681972009
Hating is my special talent
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>>681971962
What, you don't like Sent's scent?
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>>681971993
Rude!
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Bubzia is a chad
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>>681972023
nice spoon
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>>681971740
Just let it go, enjoy the runs.
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>>681971642
>>681971706
>he thinks he's at the stairs
Runner clearly doesn't hear couch
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>>681972023
atleast you had a break from whittling ur nails with ur teeth
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>>681971974
all pepe the frog emotes are automatically banned from those events
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>gets ten stars no trouble
>defeated by a room in the castle
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this sucks
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RUN INVALIDATED
GET FUCKED
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peak viewership
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>>681972093
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>>681972023
nice job anon
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>>681972023
Now vacuum that up
>>
A NEW INCENTIVE!
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>>681972103
People that donate 2k are not smart, so they think "I will donate during the big finale hours so everyone will hear my donation."
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>>681972023
based
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>>681972117
Haha wtf is that coat
The guy is such a treat
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CHEATER INSTANT ZZZ
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>>681971767
Yeah, their lowest moment ever. I think the rest of SGDQ wasn't that bad, except for the set up times being so bad that they relented on the dual set ups for their next event, 1 hour to set up fucking 102 Dalmatians! but that incentive hostage moment alone drags it to the bottom
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>>681972095
I got it from the general of the game before it got EoS'd, no idea on the artist
Pia from Dragalia Lost
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ultimate goon ending? what does that even mean?
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>>681971662
>guy online pretends he could even get one star after 3 hours of prep
Are you aware that when people say the term "keyboard warrior", they are referencing you?
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Not gonna lie, this run is surprisingly interesting
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>>681972202
>73k peak
yeesh
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>>681972202
Grim
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>>681972050
I think this is fun to watch and it's probably because of what you said. I know the game very well so this is cool to me.
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this is terrible.
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HAHAHAA HE LOST
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>new incentive
How convenient.
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>>681972208
lmao
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>>681972050
I've never played a Zelda game so when I'm watching an OoT randomizer and the dude pulls a Stick of the Ookree Tribe from a chest in Juju Town and people get excited I feel nothing.
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>tfw diagnosed with glaucoma
If I go blind I guess I can do challenge runs like that
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>gets the stars he routed
>unable to climb some stairs
hahaha holy fuck what is this shit
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>>681972208
thanks anon, i was looking for this webm
it always seems to delete itself from my hard drive
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>BG3: Cuming inside Shadowheart % (Glitchless)
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>>681972208
Pure second hand embarrassment.
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>>681972141
>2013
take me back bros; i miss you cosmo
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>>681972278
This is one of the better runs, you're gay.
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>>681972208
Precise German engineering
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OHHH GOOMBA??
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>>681972303
Damn anon...sorry to hear that
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>>681972252
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GOOMBAKLAAAAATTT
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Everything since AFTER he got the 10 stars has been far more interesting in terms of navigation
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I think its a tie between this SGDQ and last year's SGSQ. Surprisingly, AGDQ this year wasn't that bad and a step up IMO.
I think from a production and presentation standpoint, as an event itself, SGDQ last year was worse with the holding the event hostage, the horrible set up times, the stalling, the donation reader crying.
But if we're just talking pure runs, this one has had worse runs.
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ACK
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>>681971740
All the corporate sponsors like Yetee pay their bills to GDQ through "anonymous" donations on the last day
How have people not figured this out
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WR incoming
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why is he adjusting the camera if he can't see?
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>>681972208
does anyone have a link to the vod of this kek
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RIP PB
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>>681972439
this
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Man, when aren't blindfold runs trainwrecks?
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>*literally the coolest thing ever*
>/v/: this is reddit
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>>681972481
this one has had an absurd amount of low quality speedruns that you couldn't pay me to care about

so many PC indie games
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>>681972303
isn't treatment just to smoke weed?
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A GOOMBA?
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Am I the only one worried by the amount of lives he has? He hasn't saved, has he?
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>>681972481
we've had a 1000% increase in trans rights chants this year though
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>>681972481
Wasn't this past agdq the first one without Oyama being the director?
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>>681972516
uhhh, don't ask questions
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>>681972516
lines up a straight direction , if you dont the camera kinda meanders to the side
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GOOMBA UNDEFEATED
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>the only star that isn't within hopping distance of where Mario spawns
>chokes repeatedly
Hmmmmm.
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>>681972516
To set up the camera for movement.
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>>681972338
Out on the road today
I saw a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac
A little voice inside my head said
“Don't look back, you can never look back”
I thought I knew what love was, what did I know?
Those days are gone forever
I should just let them go but...
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>>681972557
No I'm actually enjoying it now. Frankly just seeing him navigate a level is more engaging than seeing slivers of randomize levels.
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KNEEL
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A FUCKING GOOMBA
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>>681972565
that mario sunshine game over was peak cringekino

>oh no
>what are you going to do now?
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>Knows the Goomba is there
>Walks into it again
A professional at work.
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>>681972481
Last SGDQ was downright offensive
this one was just fucking boring, it just felt like GDQ going through the motions - nothing exciting, no big trainwreck, no hype run from some fuckin weirdo. Just boring.
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FUCKING KINO!!!!!!!!
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>>681972557
seriously, /v/, lets cool it with the negativity and just enjoy the runs. don't forget to donate to MSF, TWO MILLION HOOOOOOOOOYPE!
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THE GOOMBA
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>>681972412
Rosa!
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>>681972516
Have you played Mario 64?
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That was impressive then he choked
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Super impressive but fucking boring
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>Sick strat into choke
You love to see it
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>>681972516
have you ever played the best video game made?
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This guy is conventionally attractive, like a really good looking dude and seems like he doesn't even have autism or anything just a normal guy that looks good and he's doing the most autistic speedrun of all time

What the fuck? He mogs everyone of these autists
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>the only thing that was not "randomized" he's choking at
HUH?
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Look at this goomba over here
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>>681972565
Could do with my help huh?
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it's over
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I get it's impressive but why do this as a marathon run and not just as a bonus incentive or something. Just run the game fast and then do this shit after to get more money man.
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>>681972103
To be the devil's advocate, people's decision making logic tends to be more extreme when you have a short time to make a decision.
They procrastinated all week on making a donation and as a result when they only have a few hours left to think about it, they just hastily throw money at it.
That said, it's funny how all these last minute incentives always get met.
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>>681972397
Thanks bro

>>681972560
Not doing any treatment = guaranteed blindness
Geting treated= you can get blind anyway because fuck you
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well done bubzia, well done... HOWEVER
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>>681972690
>>681972714
no :)
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This run is actually pretty kino. If he didn't choke it would be sus.
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>>681972730
lol
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>>681972516
if this is a real question, then it's because he can move "forward" and it actually be forward. If the camera is in a different position then he has no idea where to move. It makes different noises depending on how/where it moves.

If you're trolling then congratulations
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>sickest jump ever
>immediately chokes
tragic
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This anon >>681972559 has it right. The problem this year is we had shit runs and shit runners. Very boring week
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if this goes overestimate, they're going to gouge his eyes out
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>>681972557
CHAT?
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>>681972756
lmao
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IT LOOKED SO GOOD

THEN SO BAD
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trans rights are losing
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>>681972648
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>>681972557
Whatever that dog is doing is more impressive and his trainers must be whisperers.
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>>681972303
You can't. The setup portion requires eyes.
Even without random, learning routes requires eyes.
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>>681972714
what does it have to do with this shit?
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>>681972641
I can see you
your brown skin shining in the sun
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he definitely hears the audience
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My heart skipped a beat right there
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>>681972292
kek
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Whew
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this is kinda kino
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>>681972557
For what reason would this dog ever need this skill?
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GDQ...I've reached the top!
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SO LONG GAY BOWSER
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>>681972715
The dude has gaymer arms.
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Why would the audience be quiet if he can't hear them?
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>that almost fall off at the end
too kino to not be scripted
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>lgbt friend event
>says goodbye to gay Bowser

Problematic
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genuinely assclenched on that last jump over the pipe
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>>681972868
So does the dog but that doesn't make it less cool.
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GAY BOWSER RETURNS
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SO LONG GAY BOWSER
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>>681972948
Pride month is over, bro
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SO LONG GAY RUNNER
>>
CHOKE
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>>681972853
the fixed camera angles are on a predetermined axis so it's usable as a reference point
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SO LONG GAY BOWSE-
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uh oh
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He's going to game over.
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SO LONG GAY MARIO
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Is this a certified catastrophe?
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Imagine if he games over
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>>681972772
Big ears
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>>681972663
No effort in the quality of the runs they chose either. Just shoved a bunch of games on, didn't check if the runners were any good, if the runs were entertaining, boring by the books incentives too.
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This is actually super impressive

>>681972740
There's a 1-up under the pipe, isn't there?
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>>681973003
not unless he goes over estimate
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>>681972910
kek
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>one life left
hold me, bros
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>>681972937
Because the headphones aren't completely soundproof and very loud cheering can still be heard.
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how can he know which level he's on if it's randomized? redditards literally believe he's blindfolded and can't actually see everything
Karl Jobst video exposing this fraud WHEN
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HOLD ME BROS!
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>>681973000
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>>681972557
>Peanut Butter's run at next year's AGDQ
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CHOOOOOOOKE
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>>681973007
IT'S HAPPENING
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>>681972559
>>681972663
I think it ultimately comes down to whether you consider "This made me angry" or "This made me bored" worse. If it's "This made me angry" SGDQ 2023 is the worst of all time, "This made me bored" its SGDQ 2024.
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SO LONG GAY MARIO
>>
CRITICAL ERROR
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CAN I GET A FEW DONATIONS IN?
CHRISSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>failing on purpose just for drama
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uh oh getting close
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He has this he's just choking so we can get more gdq
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>CHOKE YEAH CHOKE.GIF
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MOUTH AGAPE
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trainwreck again
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>instead of letting the tension fill the air
>can I read some donations
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>>681973075
Whether you're baiting or not, you're a retard.
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You have no lives. Have you saved?
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>>681973075
Karl's probably busy dramachasing his weird co-dependent relationship with Billy Mitchell.
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fucked
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IT'S SO FUCKING OVER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Jesus christ, I'm going to take a shit or something more interesting.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ZZZ
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RIP
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owari da...
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it's OVAH
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CHOKE YEAH CHOKE
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IT'S MARIOVER
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Year of the choke
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D-does anyone find Chrism cute? He's very handsome.
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O V E R E S T I M A T E
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THE CITY OF MUSHROOM KINGDOM
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>game over
>LET'S KEEP IT GOING EVERYBODY
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>>681973086
SO LONG, GAY PLUMBER
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dont complain, /v/, this is the best run ever
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Four minutes is plenty, right?
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Is that a trans mario?
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>>681973178
N-no...
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NOT GIVING UP!!!
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>>681973007
>he did
OGRE
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>>681972937
Satori owes me sex.
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>GAME OVER
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So what're you going to do about that?
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This is my favorite pokemon
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>>681973178
what are you going to do about that?
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>B...BLINDFOLD RUNS ARE K..KIN..

AAAAAHAHAAHAHAHA
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Put the poor guy out of his misery
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its so over
>verification not required
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>>681973178
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Finally, a run worthy of being labeled trainwreck.
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Has any runner NOT choked? HAHAHA
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get off the stage
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This run is SSS if he finishes after this
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IF YOU CANT DO IT LIVE
DONT SUBMIT IT
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this is to typically german
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Guys my mouth is so agape right now. Struggling for breath. My jaw has bounced off the floor.
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RAISE THE ESTIMATE!!
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>>681973147
Come on now, Umaruposter aside it's the only consistent-ish ritual that's left to us
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wow you anons sure are generous with your donations
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IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED
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>>681973219
he can speedrun me any day
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can he just do this part not blindfolded? he already did it once
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JOEVER
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Hmm, what are you gonna do about that?
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OMEGA CHOKE
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NEVER GIVE UP
TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS
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we're going over estimate
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>>681972948
>thinks lefties don't make jokes
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summer games chocked quick
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>>681973173
I didn't see anything before he was approaching the pipe for Bowser. the game title says SM64 RANODMIZER so it's random. how can he possbily know which level he's on if it's all random huh???@
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I'd give this run a C out of pity, but we've had other blind folded runs NOT choke this bad. Otherwise it's an F. It's just sad.
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FUCKED AROUND AND FOUND OUT
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I believe!!!
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CERTIFIED CRINGEKINO
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>>681973248
but satori is the weird parasitic alien...
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>>681973279
Yeah, but no one talks about those runs.
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OH NO
>>
GOOMBA
>>
GOOMBA GODS!!!!
>>
So explain it to me you fucks.
How did he absolutely ace the randomized stars where he had to come up and improvise the strats DURING THE RUN, yet he can't do the clock room and bowser's stage which he needs to do every single run anyways?
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>could do the randomized part perfectly
>chokes like crazy on the part that's not randomized
?????????????????????????????
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>>681973315
someone post the gif of mario vs that chopsaw or whatever it is
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Goombas need to be deported
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>>681972937
why would the TV need to be powered on if he can't see it?
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Goomba: kept ya waiting huh?
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SAY IT WITH ME
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>>681972815
I like that the image with basic png algorithm is 2kb
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I feel bad for him.
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>>681973219
Him and bubzia are both really cute actually
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Weird how european speedrunners still look like normal people
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>>681973497
LET'S
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If it's over estimate it's f sorry I don't make the rules
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>>681973497
OVER
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GOOMBABROS WE'RE FUCKING UNSTOPPABLE
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>>681973497
SO LONG
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>>681973384
>beating up disabled people
Bowser should be ashamed of himself
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>>681973537
and can't finish their shitty stipulation run
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this is fucking bad, are Mario 64 speedrunners in short supply?
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bubziabros...
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They're going to rip his eyes out when he goes overestimate, then he'll have to get better at this
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a fucking goomba
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THIS IS THE KIND OF ENTERTAINMENT I TUNE IN FOR.

CHOKES!!!!!!!!!
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>>681973451
The "randomized" stars were seeded. Put in a place where he knew that was EXTREMELY close to where Mario spawns. It wasn't difficult.
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How are you going to come back from that?
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SSS run.
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>>681973458
final level before bowser does have some slightly randomization that messed him up, like the goomba and the block
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holy chokes
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>>681973545
FUCKING
>>
pack it up
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>>681973458
it is randomized that womba isnt supposed to be there
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IT'SA SO MARIOVER
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>>681973545
-A-
>>
This is the shittiest final day of GDQ in a while. Every single run has been uniquely terrible.
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>>681973458
>>681973451
Item/enemy placement for all Bowser levels is randomized, which is why he visited Sky first for planning means. Doesn't justify all the chokes, but still.
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>>681973605
>>681973605
>>681973605
>>681973605

Holy shit this GDQ is a mess.
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GET THEM IN HERE
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>>681973537
Because they're not American.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR41nFMREBE
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>>681973497
TRANS
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>>681973537
You don't understand the level to which Americans are being poisoned by the food supply.
It's the only way our medical system remains profitable - because it IS a for profit system - is to have people constantly sick, weak, and unhappy due to what they eat.
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OVER ESTIMATE
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OVER
ESTIMATE
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SAY WITH ME
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overestimate, chuds btfo
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ok yall need to unironically donate so that the Baldur's Gate 3 character isn't named fucking trans rights
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>run down the clock for 2 minutes to try and save face instead of suiciding because you have no idea where you are and cant proceed
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IT'S OVER
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So what this is telling me is that I would have much preferred just seeing a regular blindfolded run of Super Mario 64, even a 16 star, without the randomizer nonsense.
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>>681973585
my wife
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>>681973460
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>last attempt
>potential DNF

oh baby
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>>681973628
I still think last SGDQ was the worst final day with holding the event hostage. But this GDQ in general is the worst GDQ.
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jesus christ is everything tonight going to go over time?
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>some setuos take over 3o minutes
>one run gets overestimate
>uh oh this is our last attempt
Fuck off
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>>681973595
Yeah that's what I'm getting at, that it wasn't actually randomized and he practised the exact seed before the run.
I mean, them being close to the spawn kind of gives it a pass, but he shouldn't be doing THIS BAD for the shit that is automatically in every run and that he needs to practice.
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>>681973657
FRIGHTS
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>>681972654
Never mind that it led to The Greatest Redemption Arc ever
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holy shit
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>>681971918
seems like a no
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>ok the fire is unfortunate
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HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
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Can we get a webm of him stuck on the spinning platform?
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Kek the blind runner is falling apart.
100 000 hours in the game and you choke like that
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>heavy rng in a blindfolded run
Who thought this was a good idea?
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There's nothing randomized about the bowser fight, how is he failing so much?
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hooray he finished
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KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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DOUBTERS BTFO
>>
SSS
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>>681974029
He's blindfolded.
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DOUBTERS

BTFO
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>>681974029
he knows if mario says so long gay bowser he'll be banned for life
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rate this shit
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holy shit
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SO LONG GAY BOWSER
>>
S
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>Set Seed
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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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if he fell then it would be a SSS trainwreck
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>Over estimate

F.
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>>681974103
F
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You will rate Super Mario 64 Blindfolded Randomizer NOW.
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>>681974103
A
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>>681974187
gay
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>>681974103
>>681974187
C for CHOKE
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>>681974103
A

Love mario and videogames! that's why i'm in this thread!
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>>681974103
>>681974187
S
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>>681974103
C for choke
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I only caught the end but I liked it
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>>681974187
B
Over-estimate, but goddamn if I wasn't rooting for the guy
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>>681974187
SSS choke kino
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>>681974103
>>681974187
A
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>>681974187
A
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>>681974187
>>681974103
SSS
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He did it, let's goooooooo
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Ain't no fucking way someone in cringe twitch chat said this was run of thnwe week LMAO
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>>681974103
>>681974187
B for bubble guy
I didn't enjoy the chokes as much as I thought I would
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>>681974103
>>681974187
D
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>>681974187
>>681974103
S
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>>681974187
D
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>>681974187
B for gay Bowser
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>>681974103
>>681974187
I'm doin' him an A
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Here is the new thread
>>681973639
>>681973639
>>681973639
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>>681974187
>>681974103
SSS, absolute machine, chokes dont matter he finished.
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>>681974187
>>681974103
S
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>>681974103
>>681974187
B
despite overestimate and it being gimmicky, it was interesting and choke kino
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>>681974103
>>681974187
SSS
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>>681974187
Pretty nice, I say S. The near misses made it pretty cool.
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>>681974103
C
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>>681974187
S
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>>681974187

C for over estimate
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>>681974187
>>681974103
SSS
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>>681974103
>>681974187
SSS
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>>681974187
A
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A
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I'm falling asleep
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>>681975047
*slaps ur rabbit ass* wake up biutch *shoves carrot down ur throat* *yanks one of your ears* god ur so hot bb *screams in russian*
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>>681975047
wake up bunny!
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>>681974187
B



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