play ffxiv!
I'd rather get drunk on mango-flavored mouthwash honestly
tranny erp game
but i am
>>681991340Only unmodded lalafells reach the gates of heavenModded lalas are trapped in limboEveryone else is cursed
>>681991340How many (bio) females are in that pic?
Best BGM from Dawntrail: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6MTkT9iAQA
>>681992001what about mroe?
>>681991340I hope their mods are broken right now
I blacklist anyone with Mare Lamentorum in their search info.Modfags are disgusting.
>>681992401they aren't
>>681991340Which one has the biggest cock?
next expansion become fortnite with 300 players extreme
>>681991340But none of those women are Wuk Lamat. How can you play FFXIV and not immediately have your game revolve around Wuk Lamat?
guys I just made it to heritage found, is the story going to get interesting now?
>>681992347Male roes are usually very based in my experience
>>681992152many
>>681992334Only if you includehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02_IvxWc7YsBoth together were kinoAre you still alive? Activating reserve power.Are you still alive? Disengaging safeties.
>>681992334I need to lick her armpits
>>681992472actual size? the big one at the backbased on body size? the middle one
>>681992593The story gets interesting when you fire up NG+ and go back to ShB.
>no hunt vendor in solution 9
>>681992727What about the big one at the back doesn't have a dick and all the three girls at the front have massive ones, and all take turns with the big lady?
>>681992962Same as it ever was lad, hub 1 has market-board, hunts and inn room, hub 2 has level-cap vendors and crafter stuff
>>681992993that's hot toomaybe even hotter if the big one has a tiny cock
>>681993147Good thinkin' anonI like how you operate.
It's kinda sad how wol does more in the role quests than the entirety of the MSQ.
>>681991340>see someone I don’t like>have my friends report them for modding since everyone on pc uses mods>they’re offline for a weekheh
but i am playing FFXIV... about to do Eden 9, Emerald Weapon, Puppet's Bunker, and then go to the Balmung Quicksand and try to find a financial dominatrix
>>681992649>ruins your phase 2>>681993052WrongSB, ShB and EW had hunt vendors at the endgame hubs
>>681992334She was too precious for this world.
>>681993384good luck, i tried looking for one last night and a few minutes agomaybe i'll just go crawling back to renko
Listen here baby girl. I know those internet people said a lot of mean things about you, but that aint me.Look, listen you deserve everything you want. You are perfect, you hear me now? Perfect.Just come home and everything can be okay. Do it for me, sweetheart. Do it for the source. Do it for daddy.
>>681991340anal mommies
>>681993865yes they indeed will anal you till you call them mommy
>it's a 0/3 episode
>>681992152Probably all of them, even trannies have better taste than that
>“Don’t worry, this scawwy foweigner won’t interfere in your duel”I love how in the entire first arc everyone just knows you are in another level just by looking at you, just wish we could have humble’d Zoraal as well during the contest.
>>681994084Completely ruined the final stretch
>>681994084You get to do something really exciting afterYou get to speak to Wuk Lamat
>>681994269Killing Zoraal Ja at an impossibly high power scale for himself is tremendously fitting and humiliating
>>681994084i actually relish those because that means i know the screen won't fade into a cutscene anytime i attempt to talk to the msq npc
Jesus Christ this expansion is shit, the part that looked like a spaghetti western was decent but man the story is a slog, I have more fun crafting shit.
>Remembird FF9?>Remembird Alexandria?>Remembird the Tantalus theme?>Remembird Princess Garnet?>Remembird Steiner?>Remembird Gimme Cat, Mu, and Yan?>Remembird The jump rope game and the alley race?>Remembird Treno, Lindblum, Cleyra, Conde Petie and Daguerreo?>Remembird Oelvert and the wall masks?>Remembird the play I Want to Be Your Canary? It's one of my favorites!>Remembird the Iifa Tree?>Remembird the planet Terra and how it was trying to merge and absorb Gaia?>Remembird us. Remembird that we once lived.
>>681994706its fucking ass i cant believe it, thank god they dont charge $70 like WoW for the expansion at least
>>681991340GYAAAAAAAAAT
>>681994084
SE could easily silence the SMN autists that want more egis by swapping the egis after a certain condition was met, like if you get Bahamut 1 you swap to Ramuh/Shiva/Levi and have them do the same thing as Ifrit/Titan/Garuda
>7.1>its a koana patch>hes now your new husbandothere you go i stopped the bleeding for now.
>>681994706That's an ugly Elezen, impressive
>>681994767i forgot all of those things to make space in my brain for more memories of wuk lamat
https://youtu.be/8fE6Dorta7o?si=bmIDV30iAgZ9gE8Vat the crossroads, standing herenot a star in the sky to guide me tonightever lost and lost in feardeep in darkness are my criesall this pain inside of medon't know where it starts or when it'll endtry to tend the agony as I close my eyes and scream to the windlook around and find you're standing all alone(look again, we're standing there)cause the is taking everything I know(even lost, you needn't bear)don't know why I thought I'd make it by myself(after all that we've been through)out of time I'm running(we are always there for you)there's so much in life I couldn't understand(understand we're by your side)face tomorrow hand in hand
>>681994989NO U.
>>681992573
>>681991340Isn't Sweet Baby involved with this game? That's what everyone is saying.
>>681995030
>>681991340Actually disgusting
>>681991340I tried. It's not very good. Tried to be both an MMO and a single player RPG and fails miserably at both
THIS is how the game was meant to be played! Nothin' to do but lean back with a tallboy and watch the story roll on by!
>>681995082I want to PLAP a Pelu!
>>681995094what's the mesh one
i miss stormblood
>>681993403seriously what a fucking waste of a banger trial and song. I can only hope the EX version doesn't have wuk in it so i can see the fight done proper justice.
>>681994975Can we not directly go back to normal faggotry after furfaggotry?
i don't remember WoL getting asked personal questions before, kinda cool to be able to characterize their background
So you're telling me Sphene would do anything, anything at all to save and protect her people, even to the point of plundering other shards for lifeforce, yet she didn't have the foresight not to have these obviously large unguarded memory tablets in her world with the means to conveniently erase those very people from existence? And she left WoL and co. in this world while she locks herself up for memory erasure, which apparently takes a really long time, long enough for the group to get to said tablets? Is she retarded? Is there something I'm missing here?Did she just not think we would have the balls to erase soulless innocents?
>>681995078Not in the credits
the new ex fights are fun
The Queen owes the WoL sex!
>>681994989Almost all femelezens look like gross dykes
>>681995212just dont think about it bro
>>681994993
>>681995161Jesus that's actually horrifying
any other freaks here getting a half-chub thinking about how hard yoshitpiss is going to dogeza for shit lamutt's character. i want to see him cry on stage for ruining xeev
Are leves better than collectibles to level up crafters?
>>681991340Spherehunter on the left
>>681992334>no Vocal tracks in the OSTwowflop
>>681995136vnavmesh gives addons access to the game's navmesh, so textadvance can run you directly to each quest objective. I hit one button, tab out, and the game plays itself until I get into combat.
>>681995212No the writers are just retarded, same as always.
UUUOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!Riqi-TioBROS WE ARE SO FUCKING BAAAAACK!
I demand an apology from yoship
>>681995257She’s so perfect… Maybe we will find another Not-Garnet in another shard like those trolleyfags.>inhales copium
>>681995360Pretty useful for leveling an alt.
>>681995247I love vali fire phase tank buster so much
do xiv players really?
>>681994269If you interfere word will get around that Eorzea's strongest dude is killing the leaders of other nations now.
>>681995161that a big fishe, could he beat wuk lamat?
>>681995258you mean femroes
>>681995212Daichi Hiroi's spectacular theater writing, everyone! Please clap...
>>681992334If this game wasn't written by castrated Japs and literal trannies the warrior of light could have saved her.
>>681991340Post their twitter handles already so I can relieve some stress
There's only one way to get us out of this mess
>>681995516Women and fags sure love bestiality
Finally finished the MSQ and have a GNB, RPR and DNC at max level. Redpill me the Extreme trials.
>>681995360i think you'll get banned for that
>>681995517>the plot might actually have something interesting in itheavens forfend
>>681992334i thought her VA did a great job with the narration there. The mixing of her lines during the trial was great too, they made her sound somehow cutesy but also cold as fuck at the same time.
>>681995258Wrong, well made, long haired Elezen that don't have short monkey ears are pretty
>>681995572Femroes don't even look like women
>>681995603>There's only one way to get us out of this messNope, no.He's too busy with FF7 remake, as are Nojima, Nomura and Kitase.
>>681995592We will, her crown is her data storage thingy
>>681995728yeah like the average dyke
>>681995756they're still working on that? how long has it been?
Are you guys talking about Sphene? Can I join in?
>>681995598i saved it last nighttoo many tabs but i think this one is friends with one of themhttps://x.com/phoebelongears
>>681992334Sure but now lets see her back.
>sphene is garnet and otis is steinerhuh coolnever played 9 so are there more character references to 9? what about zidane?
i am owed sex
>>681995212>That guy who knew about the Hanu Hanu's float being the key to saving their crops but decided to let them starve for the sake of the Tuliyollan Royalty's vanity competition>An entire race blood feud being solved by food>The reveal of Wuk's real dad not even being relevant to anything, or even brought up again. It doesn't even cause her any sort of strife or turmoil>The flip of the switch that is Bakool's character arc due to the abortion caves>Telling the lizard people who live under the forest their home is actually awesome and they just need to grow different crops miraculously ends their obsession with making super children via inbreeding experiments >Don't feel bad for the people of Living Memory, they're not truly alive so don't feel guilt when you kill them>The ending is just shadowbringers but worsejesus christ
>>681995804Part 3 soon, plz look forward to it
>>681995574Just looking at the r*dd*t thread reaction to this during the live letter is hilarious. They were vindicated.>He's worked on some pretty decent questlines, I must say. Sure, they're not of 'amazing' quality, but I wouldn't say any of them are even close to bad (just mediocre at worst).>Hmmm not gonna lie, I'm not a fan of the writing in those questlines...We'll see how it goes.>Far be it from me to judge someone’s long-form writing ability based on collaborative short-form patch stories, but nothing here stands out like Ishikawa’s past work did, and quite a lot of it is stuff that just sort of felt “there.” It actually sort of makes me curious why he, of all people, was picked.
>>681995710Theyre either gross dykes OR USE THAT HAIRSTYLE OR THE OTHER LONG ONE WITH THE FIVEHEAD FROM SHB
>>681995857wuk is zidane :)
>>681995762I hope.
Buy an ad
>>681995908Why fix what isn't broken?
>>681995658Nah, I'll be fine. They don't ban anyone for botting without a report. I've botted island sanctuary for 48 hours straight before.
>>681995861Hate how nin isn't getting real headgear anymore, thanks vierafags and furries
>>681995865>jesus christDAWNTRAIL: "JUST STOP BEING DUMB"
what will it take for him to stop drinking Yoshitpiss?
>>681995621That's a woman?
Only good thing is that Wuk Lamat will be stuck in the continent until the next grand finale so at most we only need to tolerate her for 3 more patches.
>>681996031toxic positivity in action
>>681995423There are several plugins, some like that one and others that are much more innocuous, where clever combination of their separate functions and a little elbow grease will let you make your own bots for simple shit like FATE grindan and gathering. It's really quite pleasant, and if you're the kind of person who enjoys that sort of tinkering an additional layer of entertainment to boot.
>>681995435yeah reminds me a bit of p12s p2
>>681996031Who the fuck is this? I've never even heard of him lmao
>>681996053Your brain is shattered. Condolences.
>>681995516Im glad the fanbase is united in his basedness, at least >>681995621The future is now!
>>681995904Now compare that to Ishikawa's side quest work in Heavensward and then her work in ShadowBringers.
>>681996137wow streamer who jumped on xiv during the 21 exodus
This is a Humiliation Ritual
>>681996149It's not my fault white women are starting to look more and more masculine these days.
SO DON'T ACT LIKE ENDLESS AREN'T ALIVEQUEEN SPHENETRANCE!!!
>>681996224I want to apologize to endwalker and Zero
>>681995516but he has two heads not two dicks
>>681995914I never played 9 so are you for real or just shitposting
>>681996340embarrassing
>>681995212I'm sorry, are you saying that computers housing possibly tens of thousands of people should have some kind of housing keeping their cores from the elements? Or some sort of backup?
>>681996392He's shitposting
>>681996097Ah, that's useful but I use MMO minion for crafting and gathering atm. Gonna use it for FATEs when I go back to work Monday. People will bitch about it but it's great this game has no anti-cheat for stuff like this. I'd rather be at the gym or hanging out with some friends downtown then sitting crafting or hitting trees for hours.
We had Gerolt’s reflection right there in front of us, why was the AF gear handed by Koana and not by him?
>>681996340Shut up
>>681995861what type of sexxo?
>>681996340AAAAAAAAAAAA WUK LAMAT TRANCE SPHEEN LISTEN TO ME
NOOOOOO STOOOOOOOP
>>681996031God, Desolance really is the only good FFXIV content creator, even though he isn't really one. His videos make me laugh sometimes with how crazy they can get.
>>681996340>>681996504Cringe
>>681996392She needed a youre not alone moment, she needed a fall she never got, she just obnoxious.
>play my casual mmo that keeps getting easier and easier>where the patch cycle hasn't changed in 10 years>with the only players being complete normalfags or second life-tier modded ERP freakazoid monstrositiesNah, I'll pass.
>>681996224The worst part about Wuk Lamat is that they made her a warrior. They should've made her a Pictomancer, Dancer, or Viper to make things interesting.
>>681996505>wokecritic scores
>>681996562>he doesn't know about the 4chan FCsLmao
We didn't know how good we had it.I can't believe I'm saying this, but I sort of even miss Zero a bit.
>>681991340I can't, I log in and remember I haven't even killed garuda yet, need to level all my land/hand jobs and just log back out.
YOU WOULD MOCK WUK LAMAT? THEN MOCK HER FROM HELL
>>681993384Good luck
>>681996569Probably they wanted to increase the amount of tanks for trusts
So the evil southern potatoes stole OUR interdemensional car keys?
>>681996620Zero was an autist, but she was OUR autist. We're just Wuk Lamat's chauffeur.
>>681996470He's definitely going to be the relic guy when that patch comes out at least.
>>681996620I don't, Zero was prototypical of everything shitty about dawntrail
>>681996614i think i would rather kill myself than join a 4chan FCthey are always, always, 100% of the time, filled with the most mentally ill freaks and transvestites you can find. literal high school drama going on constantly, because one half has their brains fried by synthetic estrogen and the other half is literally in high school and is getting groomed.
>>681996614The ones filled with trannys that cut themselves and ERP and shit? Yea man I've seen the /vg/ general and even personally known an avatarfag from there. BIG no thanks from me dawg. I know how ridiculously mentally ill those people are lol
>>681996668This, and she wasn't omnipresent like Wuk Lamat is
>>681996569Nope. WAR is the tranny job now.DRK chads won. WAR lost
>>681996629Man, now I feel like replaying the game from 2.0 to experience it again with the new lighting.
>>681996406>>681996476AYYNON LEESTEN TO MII
>>681996505How do you lose to ARR and SB?
https://youtu.be/x0WNAPEbzgk?t=27607>That voice differenceEmbarrassing.
>>681996762>>681996754It's definitely not boring, fucking with people is a lot of fun but it's not for everyone of course
>>681996571Steam's overall rating for it is even worse.
>>681996790Still embarrassing
>>681996813So there's supposed to be at least 20 critic reviews, I was wondering how many was the norm since it has been stuck at 4 forever.
>>681996813>StB has a better user score than HWYeah..... I'm not trusting any of this shit lmao
>>681996380Honestly in hindsight, Zero also had a playable section that was largely about gaining the will to fight for what she believed in and shit. The difference was she wasn't infallible, was doing it to hold the line as long as she could, and ultimately wasn't enough to stop the Voidspawn offensive on her own, only getting bailed out just in time. Zero's conclusion was half-assed and rushed to all hell and back without really being deserving of her Paladin change, but her arc up to that point, while boring and repetitive, hammered home that she was flawed, filled with self-doubt that affected how she handled things, and all that shit. She was an actual CHARACTER, and I never thought I'd say that.But with Wuk being written so fucking horribly along with the rest of the expac, where her character flaws are minor, quirky and in terms of her self-confidence quickly resolved, and her personal solo duty basically just breaking the established story fundamentals had 3-4 trials ago to kick the shit out of Bakool in a moment that was supposed to be a "HELL YEAH" thing, it all manages to make Zero look like she was written competently by comparison.
>>681995865SO DON'T ACT LIKE THE VILLAGE ELDER DIDN'T WITHHOLD INFORMATION EITHERLAMATY'I TRANCE
>>681996923>StB
>>681996930https://ffxiclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Percipient_Zoraal_JaXI Zoraal Ja just wants to protect his pet bird.
>>681996917This is the only valid set of reviews, expect it to get boosted by tranny apologists as time goes on
When she speaks you SHUT UP, SIT DOWN, and LISTEN. Got that? This is HER expansion.
>>681996813people crying about one bad tranny VA screaming woke. thats it
>>681996753This.>character with obvious flaw>we explore those flaws in mindnumbing exposition>character has "progression" in the most not subtle way>poochie saves the day sceneNow you might be thinking "Well Lyse is better she doesn't have that" but somehow she is more retarded from those two
>>681996406>>681996476>>681996539now we know who's posting endless copypastastrance trannies in shambles
so how is mabinogi's graphics upgrade coming along?
>>681995094watch out, is wuk lamat behind you
pedophile game
>>681996923HW's story was better than SB but SB was basically where endgame and combat design peaked for FFXIV. I personally liked Gordias, but I understand it was too hard for all the baby's first raid level players that plague FFXIV. SB's raids overall were more fair but still interesting and difficult.
>>681995621Um sweaty we don't call them beasts anymore
>>681997036Forcing the meme for the current thing is cringe as fuck, suck me off faggot
>still need 99 totems for an extreme mount in 2024i fucking hate the japanese
>>681996997>that krileI still can't believe how hard they shit on this sweetheart lalafell. She had 10 minutes of relevance in "her" expansion.
>>681996994I feel like you can uncuck the user reviews by omitting every 10 and 0 score, since there is literally no way DT is a 10, and there's no way it is a 0. If one were to choose either of these scores I have to assume you're some gay faggot participating in faggoty culture war faggotry and your opinion is worthless.
>just got to Living Memory>Sphene is loading up her interdimensional fusion attack RIGHT FUCKING NOW>Wuk Lamat INSISTS we go around and talk to the locals yet againhow much of this fucking msq do i have lefti just finished the cutscene where graha and i had to eat some shitty popcorn is it safe to start skipping cutscenes?
>>681997127Only lala cultists said it was her expansion
>>681994767I was not aware of any of those things so it was all new to me. I can imagine it being a bit egregious for people who do recognize it all though.
>>681997067I don't get why Stormblood can be judged for its content but for Dawntrail only the story matters for its overall score.
>>681997171>Start
>>681995904>The Shadow of Mach>Introduces cute void queen. Has Diabolos eat her>Palace of the Dead>Brings back cute white mage as a black mage proto-reaper just to call her again, as if the poor girl hasn't already suffered enough>Pandaemonium>Introduce cute ancient milf. Make her a psycho bitch who wants to become a god and aims to destroy the aetherial sea to facilitate this. She dead.>Dawntrail>Introduce queen. Make her a computer who wants to make her subjects immortal by eating all the aether forever. She deleted.>Make some of the most mediocre job quests in the game, beaten out only by ARR's "GO HERE AND ACTIVIATE THE PLOT DEVICE" Monk and Paladin quests.>Assisted in writing the divisive Bozja storyliune>Wrote the most boring role quest in Shadowbringers>Wrote Tataru's Bland Wherever did I leave that skip cutscene button.>Zero>And a failed playwright, besides.Jesus Christ it's like the only time he's ever written anything passable is when he has Ishikawa looking over his shoulder holding the spray bottle ready to spritz him when he's writing something boring.
>>681995212For me it's how she locks herself up with the rest of the people, painting a big target on them so you actually have to shut down that server to to stop her
>>681997171You have like three hours left.
>>681997240Because we haven't gotten the rest of DT's content yet.
>>681997171skip until the fire zone for your lalafell loreskip everything after that until the game is finished
>>681997114>NOOOOO STOP MAKING FUN OF MEKEKAROOOOO!
>>681997240Because it's still .0 and we don't have 99% of the content..? Retard?
uncool otis is making us wear fucking bunny and elephant costumes this is so boring when does sphene wake up
>>681997306>falseflag 'jakcoal
>>681997171Yes.They almost start doing something worth reading when Erenville starts going "this is fucked up" and the very end of the zone but then you tell him to stop being a faggot and all hopes of SE trying to do something interesting disappears.
>>681996969I kind of want someone to recreate the zodiark trance page but with Erenville yelling at his mother about wanting all the Endless to be shut down
>>681997328It's to interact with children though so it's fun. I like kids.
>>681997240The only content Dawntrail has right now are two expert dungeons and two trials. And yeah they're great, but it's pretty much nothing.
>>681997282>>681997325>>681997380I'd imagine those metacritic scores was given before 4.1 but idk.
>>681997328You don't want to make the children smile before you kill them? Low test.
>>681997354>cack jack lacksmack
>>681994915It still bothers me that they could have used the Pictomancer mechanics for Summoner and it would have been a lot more fitting.>core gameplay is a series of weak summon themed DD spells>CDs are taking 3-5 seconds to Summon one of a couple different primals>use potency averaging to get an excuse to have a big dick potency attack>oh shit now it is a lot closer to actually fulfilling the job fantasyWho asked for Pictomancer, honestly?
>All those WoL dialogue options where you can't be snarky or dismissiveThey knew.
>>681996569>braindead gameplay>overpowered as fuck>tank so it's the main characteryeah warrior is pretty fitting
I think Erenville's mom is coming onto me bros.. Yesterday she grabbed my special area when he wasn't looking
>>681997452HWNBAG
>>681996969I don't think the recency bias fags are going to win this one bro
>>681996923SB had Kugane, Yanxia, Azim Steppe, The Ruby Sea, Zenos, amazing trials (remember Susanoo, Shinryu, Bakkyu, Tsukiyomi, Suzaku, Seiryuu), SAM/RDM, banger OST as in BANGER, and Post-MSQ was pure kino with the Garlean shit turned up to 9000.Kugane Castle was also an amazing dungeon. So outside of Lyse that you got to ditch for Hien halfway through, it was much better.
Guy Who Seethes About Hiroi's Theater Career needs a name
i am legitimately about to set the bgm to 0 because they keep playing the SAME 3 FUCKING ARR SONGS FOR EVERY CUTSCENE
>>681997502She's not really a person, so even if you have sex with her it doesn't count.
>>681995231There's literally an interview of one of the deva saying they hired a consultant group to make their game more appropriate for the west my dude
>>681997521sure they won't but they can at least not pretend wuk evu was a fucking authority figure for the hanu tribe, he's a culture enthusiast for them who lives on the outskirts, a weeb
>>681997456new job design for xiv basically goes like this>take a currently job's niche>try to change it>give that niche to a new job
>>681997584I know, still no proof its SBI
>>681997456picto is fun i just want actual cast times on summoner. Being a pseudo phys ranged feels fucking gay and low impact
>>681997581That's the worst fucking part.Can't they make some new "mood" BGM after 10 fucking years?
>>681997531>The Ruby Seathat's wrong
>>681997409Man you're hopelessly retarded. I give up lmao
>>681997375OOOOOOOOUUUUUUHHHH KIIDDDSSS :sob::sob::sob::sob::sob::sob::sob::sob::sob:
>>681997456PCT mogs SMN for summoning, BLM for damage, and RDM for casting black magic and white magic.
You'll never see kino like this again in FF14
>>681997380I'm going to say it.I've actually enjoyed reading the side quests this time, where in the past I'd have just skimmed over them.You actually feel like you're the main character again since lama tea isn't fucking there.
>>681997581I played for a few hours with bgm at 0. Honestly, it was comfy but did just make some of the writing seem even worse somehow.
>>681997584There's literally no mention of Sweet Baby anywhere in there or in the game's, and the Square Enix logo on Sweet Baby's site is because Forspoken's team was dissolved; it was previously the Forspoken logo
>>681997582how the fuck did she died?
>>681997591I don't care if he was the village lunatic who waves his penis around at people walking by.
>>681997680So you're saying its fair to compare 7.0 and 4.55 based on metacritic scores? Retard.
>>681997534Theater-nigga
>>681997584Look man I hate the story too, but blaming everything you don't like on SBI is the gayest, lamest boogeyman in the world. Learn to think with nuance and properly articulate criticisms instead of whining about something you have 0 proof of.
>>681997736its funny how i legitimately can't tell if the side quests are actually interesting or if my brain is just completely rotted from the msq
>>681997534>Guy Who Seethes About Hiroi's Theater Career needs a nameHe has a name. His name is Hiroi.
>>681996478anal tail pulling sexo with some armpit licking
>Finally make it to Sol Nine>Hey let's learn about their culture, with Wuk Lamat!NO PLEASE JUST LET ME JUST EXPLORE THIS PLACE WITH SOMEONE ELSE. I can already tell I'm only going to be here for a few quests, then get kicked back out to every zone for an entire level to help prepare for the upcoming war.
>>681997171[X] Enable auto-skipping of unseen MSQ cutscenes?
>>681997725I know, you don't need to remind me
>>681997736I am going to push through the rest of the MSQ and just return to side quests when I am not so fucking bitter.
>>681995865It really is like going to a third world country and being surrounded by low IQ subhumans.
>>681997771the old lady who gives you the rite of gold in the first place knew completely well what the ritual was for and was letting the young ones starve for their incuriositywuk evu is unironically completely irrelevant to the rite beyond the fact that he makes real boats and happened to be nearby
>>681997001keep coping sister it will make everyone love the MSQ
>>681996816>watching streamersembarrassing
>>681997127There's still hope
>>681997852oh shit hiroi is his own biggest hater on 4chan, no wonder he keeps bringing up the theater company like anybody gave a shit about it before that live letter slide
>>681996923Because it's better. Sorry you get your opinions from 4chan and youtube videos. You're one of those npcs that post the le cool 3x3 of only /v/ approved games I bet
Anally impregnate every lala in this thread
>>681997725All we need to do is fuse without another piece of us in another shardNext expansion for sureTrust the plan
>>681997725HOMERIDING HOME
>>681997795This shit reeks of ACTUAL social consultant writing changes and suggestions, not SwoleBabyInch stuff.Stuff like handing handing the script to some 40 year old American/Latina women who actively give you suggestions based on showing cultures in bad light and so on.
>>681996392Other than being the main character she's nothing like Zidane
>>681997781No you fucking idiot, I never said anything about metacritic scores.
https://youtu.be/psGarT9uVrE?si=zB5flsuq3Q76Mbf3
>>681998037
>>681997127Alphinaud was busy using up 10 years of accumulated PTO and he still had more value in EW than Krile did.Fucking amazing.
>>681998104buy an ad bald faggot
>>681998042>Didn't fuse with anyone from the ThirteenthI wonder if the writers even remembered that plot point, feels like no one remembered Ancients existed until G'raha mentioned Emet's quote about the reflections.
>>681997860>analsomeone wants shit on their dick
>>681998146pay up
>Okay everyone, let's split into two groups!
>>681998062I think it's just lazy, dogshit, b-team writing in a game that has largely shifted towards an omega casual, normalfag audience. This is the xpac b-team worked on while yoshi and the best of CBU worked on 16 and whatever the fuck else they're doing. And don't misunderstand, it's not like I think yoshi coming back or a-team xpac will be better.
>>681998184then I make her eat it off of it
>>681997995Nobody knew about it before that live letter slide so why would they care? Moron. I've seen this exact argument in Kate's defense before.>you didn't care about her before you knew she existed!
>Wait a minute, this game started out so tender, so sweet, but now she got me...>SKIPPING THROUGH THE CUTSCENESMUST HAVE SPENT 35 45 MINUTES UP IN QUESTING (OH, NO!)GOT HER AWFUL SCRIPT TAKING UP MY WHOLE SCREEN LIKE IT'S ZERO AND LYSE (WHOA, WHOA!)PUT ME IN A RAID WITH HER WRITER IN MINECRAFT PLEASECAN'T BELIEVE IT (CAN'T BELIEVE IT)I'M SKIPPING THESE>THIS >BITCH>GOT ME SAVIN' HER LAND>SAVIN' HER PEEPS>TALK TO WUK LAMAT>TALK WITH WUK LAMAT>AND HERE I AM ALL ANNOYED (ANNOYED)>I'M SO BORED I'M SO BORED YOU GOT MEEEE OUT HERESKIPPING THROUGH THE CUTSCENES (SKIPPING THROUGH THE CUTSCENES)SINGING HOW COULD SQUARE DO THIS TO MEEEEE (HOW COULD SQUARE DO THIS TO ME)OH I THOUGHT THAT SB WAS THE WORST RELEASE (MMM)BUT I WAS WROOOOoOOooooOONNNNGGgGGGCUZ THIS BELONGS TO NOBODY, NOBOOOOOODYYYYYY (oooOOooOo)
>in an alternate universe, we got conquistador kino written by ishikawa with non-braindead jobs and amazing contentI'm tired, bros.....
>>681997167I feel like every user reviewed site should do a purge of 10s and 0s every month so the scores are closer to be accurateOf course they should never ever advertise this because then they'd move to 9s and 1s but it'd be a start
>>681998242> I've seen this exact argument in Kate's defense before.ewwww how long have you spent being a fucking faggoty keyboard warrior against this game
>>681997874>"I shall remain out here to study the dome">No Y'shtola please don't leave me along with them any more.>"G'raha, you go with them">I'll take it. I've never been so happy to see the fujobait cat in my fucking life.>"COME ON G'RAHA, LET'S GO EXPLORE SOLUTION 9!">Fuck you Alisaie you little cunt you know what the fuck you did get throat fucked to death by me.>"And Erenville and I will go ask about my earring">FUCK>"So...Warrior of Light...Want to exPLOOOOREE WITH MEEEEEE?"This.This is why Emet Selch didn't consider us to be alive.
>>681998080Tag your posts then since I cant tell.Here's mine:>>681997240>>681997409>>681997781I am insinuating it's fucking stupid to compare metacritic scores becuase DT is on its .0 patch now while SB is judged on its overall content in 4.55
>>681998184proper anal is clean
>>681996392Nah, he'll be in the Raid series with Kuja.
>>681998243KEK SAVED
Wuk defenders ITT need to be a little less obvious
>>681997860doing this during summer.....
>>681998262Is that the alternate universe where EW was actually good instead of the retarded mess it was?
>>681998279>reviews are more fair if we remove reviews I don't likelmao. reviews aren't mean to be objective retard. everyone that's not autistic knows they're subjective and potentially heavily biased (in the vase of 0s and 10s). that's why aggregates are what's paid attention to; everything averages out in the end.
>>681998301Oh yeah, there you are my little buddy. No good homestuck thread on /co/?
>>681993330yeah...>brings up the "did you know dunesfolk chug poison growing up" during the healer role quest
>>681998237gross tranny>>681998336the ass hole is not a sexual orifice faggot
>>681998220>You go with Wuk Lamat, WoL!
>>681998393I almost liked Wuk.And then the fucking last boss happened.What the fuck were they thinking?
>>681998393>U JUST HATE HER CAUSE SHES TRANS!im so tired of hearing this
>>681998448
>>681998165I headcanon that the voidsent we summon as Reaper is us from the Thirteenth
>>681998184you aren't meant to have shit in your assthat just just an american thing since your diets are so fucking terrible
>>681997034Thinking about it now I can't tell what is worse out of how Zeromus ended or how Queen Eternal endedOn one hand we at least got to finish the Zeromus fight without Zero, but then we get told it was all pointless and Zero does the work anyway
>>681998420Yes actually, how did you know?
>>681998236But XVI was awful too.
>>681998243>GOT HER AWFUL SCRIPT TAKING UP MY WHOLE SCREEN LIKE IT'S ZERO AND LYSE (WHOA, WHOA!)>PUT ME IN A RAID WITH HER WRITER IN MINECRAFT PLEASE
>>681998425>everybody one person!!!lmao
>>681995994>Hate how nin isn't getting real headgear anymore, thanks vierafags and furriesYou say this like it wouldn't be piss easy to incorporate something like the ARR and HW head gear on rabbits and cats. They're just lazy.If they can make the Reaper hat and face wrap work on Viera and Hrothgar, they can make a fucking ninja mask.
>>681998501>it's normal to be a homosexual hedonistnocope
>>681998578you know your shits are meant to be hard right?
>>681998335You replied to me here: >>681997067> it's fucking stupid to compare metacritic scores becuase DT is on its .0 patch now while SB is judged on its overall content in 4.55Those metacritic scores are largely based on the .0 version of SB too, not the overall expac. And again, SB is better because that was the peak of job/combat design in the game. I can't speak on the trials/raids of DT yet obviously, but job design and story are both at their absolute lowest in the history of the game.
>>681998563Says the guy trying to turn Hiroi hate into a boogeyman for easy dismissal.
>>681991340I am right now. I've been having an absolutely abysmal time with DT. One more trial and this expansion can fuck off forever.
>>681998645yeah, i'm him. i'm the guy
>>681991340I've only heard bad things about Dawntrail so far. Seriously no ones said anything positive about it yet so I'm holding off
>>681998479I liked Wuk at first, I really did. I've never gone from liking a character to despising over the course of an expansion, not even Lyse did that for me. At least with Lyse my hate for her was consistent, Wuk just kept getting worse and worse and worse. It's absolutely unrelenting
>>681998243We found the city of gold
>>681998568I haven't played since ShBs release. They still haven't fucking made helmets for the fucking bunnys and cats?
>>681998608>i like having poopy dick and taking condtipated shitstmiembarrassing
Reminder that there is no legitimate reason to defend Wuk, even the JP copers are arguing in bad faith.
>>681998520If I get Zeromus in trial roulette I get to enjoy myself and I don't even remember Zero actually got the kill. So Zeromus wins.
>>681998723you're a closet homo
>>681998532I thought it was OK, mediocre, lots of wasted potential, but that's irrelevant to the point I was making. All I'm saying is that it's clearly they did not have the full force of the FFXIV team making this xpac. Not saying this xpac would've been good, but maybe it wouldn't have sucked so fucking bad lol
imagine being such a shit writer you bankrupt your own theater company lmaoand then imagine making that guy the lead writer of your million dollar mmo
So if Krile is from one of the reflections, does this mean she has just 1/14th of an Ancient's soul?
>>681998421They need to be weighted by effort then. A 10 review that just says "great" should not be considered to have the same weight as a 7 that actually talks about what is being reviewed
>Zoraal Ja has a kid for some reason>Is a literal deadbeat so said kid is raised by an autistic robot and literally runs around solution 9 like a street urchinThis is stupid but I will wait to see if it is explained in less dumb way
>>681998705>not even Lyse did that for meBecause lyse was your sidekick, not the other way around. Wuk is hated because you're relegated to her sidekick.
>>681998631I find it hard to believe though SB is an 87 for the 4.0 patch while HW is 86 for 3.0. That's why I'm thinking the scores are mostly based on 3.55 and 4.55 instead.
>>681998719BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH no, of course not
>>681998775No, she says earlier that her soul is Source density, and that's because those Lalafells were originally from the Source. So apparently soul density is genetic somehow.
>>681997462At least you can refuse to call her Lamaty'i
>>681998756It's probably pretty hard to have a profitable theater since who the fuck goes to a theater performance anymore? Are they showing Japanese Hamilton or some gay shit, sounds like a real dumb business to make anytime in the past couple of decades.
>>681998723>anon thinks solid shits are constipationamericans are a weird bunch
>>681998779it isn't
Wuk LamatTalk againLamat's backWe're best friends
>tfw the only thing keeping me sane at this point of the MSQ is that my WoL is ruthlessly mating pressing Wuk every single night and that's the only reason why we're constantly paired off because I'm the only one with enough stamina to keep her heat in checkReal fucking Scooby Doo mystery gang bullshit going on here, can't explain it otherwise
>>681998779>I will wait to see if it is explained in less dumb way>he still hasn't learnedpoor guy
>>681998823HW had a lot of combat/job issues on launch that people did not like, and people almost universally hated Gordias. People may have liked the story, but the .0 version of HW was very divisive. SB was not at all
>>681998823Yeah. Don't let the numbers based on hindsight fool you. launch SB was shit on just as hard as DT, at least as far as the msq goes.
this cat is deceased
>>681998956Why would you want to touch that creature?
>people are apparently getting dumpstered by dungeonsThis lalafell is going to filter millions mark my words.
>>681997725>kino travelling companion>solid voice work>actively looked forward towards going back to the pendants to get his thoughts on everything that happened>his and feo ul's pep talk before tempest>the payoffGod I miss him
>>681998867Alisaie saying it three times in a row immediately after caused me mental damage.
>>681998851Y'know the more I hear about the state of XIV the happier I am that I just dropped it.
>>681999023Doug dimmadome lookin ass
>>681999000nice WoW shoulderpads
>>681998984>.0 version of HW was very divisive. SB was not at allLMAOOOOOOOOOOOO shut the fuck up idiot. Everyone was absolutely clowning on SB's msq at release. It was only afterwards that people started realizing the actual content was pretty good.
>>681998705It's because she was a bit vulnerable in 6.55. You could see she was shaken up, naive.Then 7.0 starts, and she's capable, honest, forthright, compassionate, an amazing fighter, a great cook, great at diplomacy, and she WILL be the next Dawnservant and protect her people!Where's the character development?
>>681999018If you've been stuck traveling in filthy conditions in the new world, any hole's a welcome one
>>681998775Alexandrian Lalafells originate from the Source, meaning they'd have a regular aetherial density. Krile herself was born in Alexandria way after that, but all Lalafells in Alexandria would be descended from Source Lalafells. I don't want to think about how the density of one's soul might be genetic or the implications of that, but I guess the writer probably didn't think about any of that either.
>>681998719It depends.They can make fully enclosed helmets work just fine.But they only do it for some and not others.Like, none of the fully enclosed Dark Knight helmets work. But several other Dark Knight looking helmets you can get out of dungeons? Yeah those work.And then some helmets and hoods just flat out remove the Viera ears from your model. And if that's an option, THEN JUST DO THAT FOR EVERYTHING ELSE. Just pretend the rabbits have jammed their ears up into their big pointy mage hats or whatever.Shit the main villain of that one FFXIII handheld spinoff was a Viera woman wearing a full suit of judge armor. Her ears were tucked inside the helmet just fine.
>>681998984I remember people shitting on raubahn ex and the MSQ though
>>681999023Can't wait
>>681999023I ran vanguard yesterday with a viper who must have died 15 times to the final boss. god bless that healer who kept rezzing him
>>681997725Yep
>>6819991261) There's more to the game's rating and people's opinion of it than just the MSQ2) No they weren't, I was there. SB's biggest criticism at the time was the fucking radahn wall, I saw 0 major complaints about story. Either you're a lying newfag or some kind of weird poser
FFXIV post endwalker is like the MCU post endgame.
>>681998705i could actually stomach her fine all the way until she had to butt in and ruin one of the best normal mode trials we've ever gotten. Like i signed up to be a babysitter for the rite so whatever, but this time its back to the WoL doing what they do best, plus a massive azem reveal that's no doubt going to shape the next few expansions, and they still found a way to put the spotlight back on her like come the fuck on.
>>681998874I think the Japanese like their theater productions. I mean there’s a fucking danganronpa musical that was a success, it can’t be as hard as it is here.
>>681998956She is annoying enough I don't want to fuck her, and I love anthro women.
>>681998858If soul density, and by extension soul reincarnation, is indeed genetic, that means they've gone ahead and confirmed that Hyur is the canon WoL
>>681999023I would love it if he shit talked people dying to mechanics but that might be too much
>>681998956Wow you should be a writer for 7.1
>>681999379So glad they killed her off for Ryne.
>>681999025>you just caught our friend off guard
>>681999379XIV needs more bondage scenes
>>681999023>1st dungeon 0 wipes but 2 almost wipes so far>3rd dungeon 3 full wipes>4th dungeon 2 full wipes>some of my expert runs are full of dead bodies dragged to completion by the tank (me)its pretty great so far
>>681999104huh?
>>681998689The dungeons are better than EW...at least they will be for like a month till everyone outgears them. Otheriwse though yeah, it's pretty fucking shit.
>>681998956Problem is that she's a gorilla. At least if she were hot I'd want to fuck her but they made sure she wouldn't be to anyone but furfags. But then if she were hot she wouldn't have such a huge role.
>>681999237For like, two weeks after Endwalker I kept thinking about this fight throughout the day.I'd be at work or at the gym or just driving in my car and my mind would wander here and I'd think>Man. That shit was perfect. Perfect way to end it. God I want that to be a repeatable solo duty so I can just go back and do it again later and my leisure.I can't think of a single thing in Dawntrail that made me feel anything close to this. Not even by half in the one column.
I can only imagine how scorching hot Daichi Hiroi's, the EN VA director's and Kate's seats are right now after this disaster of an MSQ.
>>681999023Gegeruju's brown reflection.
>>681999512I'm more wondering if they give a shit at all
I love FF9 and Alexandria was the highlight of the expansion by far. Shame Wuk had to be involved in everything.
>>681999301>plus a massive azem reveal that's no doubt going to shape the next few expansionsIs that what the symbol appearing on the thing meant?
>>681999512Kate will never suffer any repercussions for anything, no matter how shitty a job she does at whatever. People like that never do. It's why they are always the first to lecture about actions having consequences.
>>681999285MCU gets even worse than endgame? Holy hell. I'm not a marvel/normalfag so I don't watch that shit, but if true that's impressive
>>681999580Yoshida is definitely going to give a shit even if they don't, lmao
>>681999476mommy...
>>681998858>>681999338I could've sworn that everyone who is a reincarnation of an ancient has reflections and all density is shared between the surviving reflections including the source version, which is why Ardbert was a powerful warrior in his reflection.
>>681999580They probably should given that Matsuda of all people was dropped with zero fanfare for underdelivering.
>>681999301>but this time its back to the WoL doing what they do bestWoL?Who?Do you mean The Adventurer?How does it feel to know that in the near future, people are going to buy some skip potions and they aren't even going to know that their character is The Warrior of Light. Because they'll only ever hear them called "THE ADVENTURER!"
>>681999223as much as i didnt waste a second jumping from summoner's braindead corpse to picto, i miss having an extra caster rez to save runs from turning into wipes because god damn people are getting brutalized by all the level cap dungeons.
>>681999665>But I dont WANT to do more. I WANT to talk to Wuk Lamat!
>>681999665updated cunny...
>>681999625First time for everything.
>>681999657Density meaning power level has always made no sense. All of the scions have denser souls than the WoD, but that didn't stop them from getting their asses kicked
>>681999696there's a pretty huge gulf between a CEO being fired for a company underperforming vs one MMO having a bad story but still hitting target metrics. if there's a big sub dropoff they might care then but otherwise I doubt it
>>681999512The EN VA's are great. Some of the side characters are sending everything. Scions are flat, Wuk is flat.
>sphene actress being a lalaalright that's kinda funny
>>681999741>hottest new character in DT>is a team rocket-tier antagonist in role questsMeanwhile there are barely any non-beast females in the MSQ. Even minor characters are almost all male.
>>681999072i dont understand how people hate the gameplay now all of the sudden when the gameplay has remained largely the same for years now
>>681999190There are some Lalas in Alexandria that aren't from the Source. There's an endless who says his people are from Conde Petie.
>>681999869That's why I specified the VA director, the voice actors themselves are fine, it's just the voice direction was not stellar because they got a new guy to do it.
>>681999885Bad MSQ will make everything look worse.
Oh boy bros I can't wait to see how they shit on FFXI in 4 months with new raid series!
>>681999741dunno if its the graphics update but all of the female viera npcs are hotties. even the blind chick could get it
Can't wait for black Friday so i can get this game on sale
>>681999956They just need to make another Ivalice and it'll be fine
>>682000007Imagine if she and Wuk Lamat met somehow. Who would out-mary sue who?
>>681999991Female vieras have always been hot, now they're even hotter
I hope they bring back the XI collab event close to the raid release
>>682000007Tarutaru > Lalafell
>>681999956Ivalice was a fun raid series, just the supporting story for the raid sucked. Thunder God Cid is still one of the greatest raid bosses in the game because they went all out with him
>>681999869The best new VA's are probably Koana and BakoolAlso Sphene but she's dead
>>681999619yea, the implication being they were the one that crafted the key and discovered dimensional fusion. It also glows orange when active as if the sigil appearing wasn't obvious enough.
>>682000007the cringiest character ever made
>>681995824ˢᵖʰᵉnᵉ
>Twitter troons are trying to claim now that people who aren't skipping it are finishing the game it's the best expansion everLmaoXIV is a cult for these people.
>>682000115she's such a slut
>>682000026>>682000081I don't have faith in them to make another Ivalice after how bad the 12 one sucked.Especially if they listen to people complaining about getting shit on by these new dungeons.
>>681999991I'd excuse you for forgetting since female viera are extremely rare now that the game panders to fujos. Sad thing is that the female viera in the melee DPS role quest is kinda mid because they gave her a male hairstyle.
now they're performing in a play what the fuck is this last zone man
>>681999476this hroth crushes miera hips
So it's pretty much a given that the tranny VA for Wuk was one of Kate's personal friends, right? There's no way they sat through that man's audition and thought "holy shit xhe's perfect."
sphene listen to me
>>682000214Daichi Hiroi watched a playthrough of Nier Automata and went "I CAN DOT HAT"
>>682000214You have to make all of the """""people""""" happy for a few moments before you genocide them bro.It's only fair.
>>682000214Member how FF9 had a playMember?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIvBymTyb1k
>>682000169Reading the meta critic is ridiculous.Its half cultists voting 10/10 and normal people rating it what it deserves.
>>682000214Because the writer also was a playwright. Get it?
>>681995764God I love dykes
>>681999826That's because aetheric density mainly affects your resistance to tempering and dynamis.
>>681999023I ended up with a 5 vul stack when I yanked the Chadotender for the first time.
>>682000327Oh, it's literally over
>>682000051Shantotto isn't a mary sue, she's a minor side character in the game and a joke character in crossovers.
>>682000214yeah I know I loved it
>>682000248SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>>682000327I like the cope on this one too>uhh reviewers who are actually playing the story havent reviewed it yet!As if Endwalker didn't immediately open with 93.
>YOUR COMING WAS FORETOLD, SERVANT OF WUK LAMAT. OR PERHAPS, YOU SERVE ANOTHER. I AM COUNT CIDOLFUS ORLANDEAU -- YOUR NEW WORLD ENDS HERE.>THE HEARTS OF DEVS ARE BLACK WITH CORRUPTION AND MUST NEEDS BE CLEANSED...>I CALL OUT TO THE SKIES AND TREMBLE AS THE BRILLIANCE OF A THOUSAND POSTS BLINDS MINE ENEMIES AND TEARS THEIR EGOS ASUNDER!>SEVEN VERSIONS CAST, SEVEN TALES ENDED... YET AT THE END OF THE BROKEN SCRIPT LIES WUK AND WUK ALONE!>OPEN YOUR EYES TO THE DARKNESS AND DROWN IN ISHIKAWA'S EMBRACE - YOSHIP WILL NOT BE WATCHING!>MISFORTUNE HANGS HEAVY ON A GAME ONCE HELD HIGH, SUCH IS POOR RATINGS FOR WHEN THE WRITING FAILS.>COME, SHOW ME WORSE!
>>682000235Especially when you have a whole fuckign country full of Latinas.
>>681999023don dimmadome owner of the arcadion
>>682000169They're troon apologists. It doesn't matter how bad it is, as long as it pushes trannies it is 11/10 best thing ever.
>>682000169Sadly this is more true than you know. I have some friends who like DT better than EW. They also both really like Wuk Lamat and claim it's fine that she's the main character because WoL has been important for a long time and should take a backseat. At least one of them is also a degenerate furry fucker though.
>>682000439
>>682000456lmao fuck off poornigger. go sell some steam cards if it's that cheap you faggot
>>681999615They barely use it. Alexandria dungeon but it doesn't have ff9 music? Theres no FF9 bosses or enemies in it? Just robots? They used all this FF9 imagery in a story about letting go of the past lol
>>682000489>Wuk Lamat trannies be like
>>682000235>Who should play the south american princess?>Why the 1/16th peurto rican of course!
>>681999023That's Rich W Campbell and you can't persuade me it's not.
>>682000481>It's okay that I spend $60 on being the cuck characterThese people I swear.
>>682000327>5 days out from launch>early accessIs Square telling sites to hold back on reviews
>>682000473Man... I miss Yda
>>681999429>So glad they killed her off for Ryne.>The only good things to come out of this expansion are Mablu's midget hebe lips, Y'shtola in a bikini, and the magic white auracite cup of shard hopping that will give us and the scions a goal to focus on.>We'll finally be able to go back to The First before we shard hop anywhere else, as it's the easiest place to go in patch content prior to a new expansion since the assets are there and it'd make sense for the Scions to want to go back.>This fucking hack writer will probably be the one to do it. >He will somehow ruin the party, and most notably Thancred, reuniting with Ryne, as Wuk Lamat will be there and Ryne will think she's just the coolest.>He'll go against everything established and decide to have Y'shtola stay on the first and get barbed by Runar so Wuk Lamat is the only cat girl in our lives going forward.>The reunion between Alphinaud and the Chais will happen off camera over a link pearl where he'll just tell us about how their culture was similar to one from Tural now that he thinks about it>G'raha Tia's reunion with Lyna will be soured as Wuk Lamat will open her mouth. And then when the rest of the Crystarium goes to meet their beloved Crystal Exarch, Wuk Lamat will butt in and proclaim how happy she is to be here and how she wants to get to know everyone here!>Feo Ul will show up just to tell us she's glad we found a new beautiful branch in Wuk Lamat and that she no longer needs to worry about it, causing her to fuck off forever for the second time.>Then Wuk Lamat will make us drag her around the Crystarium with Krile for a tour while Krile says barely anything and we catch Estinien as he's about to fuck off and wander around Lakeland.Fuck everything.
>>681994767Nailed it, anon. This was cheap current year writing with references to greater works and nothing of substance. Who is this xpack even for?
>>682000426MMOs typically don't even get that many reviews.And no one gives a shit about "Critic Reviews" anyway. User reviews always tell the real story.
>>681999126>>681999272People shat on HW for making you go back to Ul'dah in the middle of the Nidhogg stuff and completely handwaving everything that happened in 2.55. And people shat on SB for how boring it was to go back to The Fringes and deal with Lakshmi after all the Steppe and Doma stuff. But these were both immediately after release. I'm sure it's why they made the excellent decision of making you stay on The First for the entire MSQ until the last quest.
>>681999615If you actually loved FF9 you'd be pissed about how shallow the references were
SHPEEENLEESTIN TO MII
>>682000627Wuk Lamat is going to get shelved for a very, very long time. Lyse had 10% of the criticism and was shitter-shattered into oblivion.
>>682000641According to Dawntrail Vivi doesn't count as a living thing so his life is worthless.
>>682000627If you think Hiroi is going to be anywhere near a script after this, you're stupider than he is lmao
>>682000567Yeah I have no idea. I can get not needing WoL to always be at the center of everything but I don't feel that was even necessarily the case. Most arcs have always had an ensemble of characters who all have some roles to play, with our group being the scions. I don't think there's ever been a case where a single character just commands so much of everything, to a point that nearly everyone else feels so largely irrelevant.
>>681991340no
>>682000636You'd think that but if the critics are positive they'll scream it's good.
>>682000627>patch content is running around the first introducing wuk lamat to all the peoples and cultures
>>682000327It's kinda funny as someone with literally over 9000 hours of FFXIV that I find myself ageeing with shitposters here about how garbage the expansion's MSQ is vs super fans that eat Yoshlop without question.
>>682000627They shelved Lyse, and Ryne. Wuk is lucky if she's not killed off as an appeasement sacrifice.
>>682000426You can finish Endwalker in 3 days (early access time). Not finishing in 3-5 days, was you being slow and behind.
Man sidequests gives fuck all exp in DT. I still want to do them to get rid of them from the maps but they could at least give as much exp as fates...
I’m one of those no lifers who has an alt to replay the story instead of using new game+. I think that alt is gonna be parked and retired in Sharlayan forever after saving the universe.
WE FALL
Hiroi is probably in the middle of losing his job right now or getting demoted, lmao
>>682000701black mages aren't people
>>682000725You could remove the WoL and Scions and nothing would change. It's why a lot of people have no connection to this shithole.
>the spot in Solution 9 where you scale the invisible wall by jumping>a tower of characters just hovering in the airS O U L
>>682000627You dont understand. The Cup is a SOS beacon.>Help.... someone... Help us!>The rift! It's pulling us off course!>AAaaaaaaaaaaa!Welcome to the 8th shard.
>>682000814He has to because goddamn Matsuno, Yoshi-P's idol, got fired over Bozja being shit and the reception over that was nowhere near as bad as this fucking dumpster fire.
>>681999869>Scions are flat, Wuk is flat.Can you blame them?Imagine being Y'shtola, Urianger, Thancred, and Estinien's VA.Would you put any effort in when you have maybe 5 minutes of voiced dialogue between the four of you?Jesus Christ Y'shtola's VA sounds like she couldn't even be assed to go to the recording studio and just spent recording and editing her lines herself from home.Like how do you get excited when you're a main character in this thing for upwards of 8 years and then you're informed your roles have been reduced to fuck and all.
>>682000627>you don't actually take any of the scions with you>instead you take Wuk and Erenville, introducing all the different cultures to the former and the different wildlife to the latter
>>682000627>Feo Ul will show up just to tell us she's glad we found a new beautiful branch in Wuk Lamat and that she no longer needs to worry about itreading this upset me
>>682000814DT was poorly written but what was so bad about this Hiroi lad that people keep repeating his nameDid he write Bozja too? that was the worst shit
>>681996386you can't reason with a degenerate, they are the type that think putting a horse cock on a roegadyn, they also are the type that think playing with aethersense is normal
>>682000627>>Feo Ul will show up just to tell us she's glad we found a new beautiful branch in Wuk Lamat and that she no longer needs to worry about it, causing her to fuck off forever for the second time.Now you're going too far
>>682000512>The final dungeon is FF9 themed and about memories>It's not memoriaGod I fucking hate bozja so much it's unreal
>>682000764They didn't "shelve" Ryne, her arc was just finished and she gets to permanently stay with Gaia.
>>682000627shutupshutupshutupshutup
At least the sci fi tower purple city seems cool
>>682000903It's ok, Kate will explain that it's just transphobes that dislike Dawntrail and that Wuk Lamat is an amazingly popular character for everyone else. And if YoshiP even thinks about a change in staff she'll call him a transphobe too.
>>682000841This is the first time in an expansion that I haven't moved my teleport point to the new city.>>682000731It doesn't really matter what Cultists scream, they're already being drowned out even in toxic positivity places. I don't think SE can really ignore this one.
>>682000296Which is silly, since the only ones that matter at the end of the day are Wuk Lamat's nurse maid, Erenville's mom, and Krile's parents since they're the only endless in the whole fucking zone that have some kind of immediate impact on the emotional wellbeing of people in your party.
can you sponfeed a nigga (me )pleasehow do I use vnavmesh, I already install it I but can't use it
Was Alexandria from the 12th shard? It was rejoined after the Second Umbral Calamity also called the Calamity of Lightning.
>>682000926Grim
>>682001059It's less cool with all the power turned off.
>>682000627The worst part is I can see this becoming true given how much they've banked on Wuk Lmao
>>682000903That's fucking stupid because Bozja's story got kneecapped by the coof. Most of the complaints I remember about it were about how there was obviously cut content and an intended third area.
>>682000814Yeah something tells me that he ain’t getting a standing ovation unless he announces he is gonna leave the scenario team.
>>682000926Why should she go to the recording studio? She had like 4 voiced lines.They wanted the Wuk Lamat Show, they got the Wuk Lamat show, and let the reviews show them what the Wuk Lamat show deserves.
>>681999615they jangled some keys and retards clapped when it came to alexandria, the yuri writer, kate+danny and the tranny all need to be fired
>>682001164Why are they rubbing it in our faces..
>>681999999>>682000000
I'm so fucking sick of these bullshit "lets suck each other off about how bad DT is" threads. Fuck reasonable discussion, lets keep glug glug making shit up. Look at all those cultists rating the game 10. Ignore the opposite 0 SBI scores. Just keep sucking each other off and telling each other you're so based for all having the same opinions. Jesus fucking Christ its pathetic. Does DT have some major issues? Yea. But lets not actually use our brains. Keep fingering each others assholes and screaming tranny and wuk this wuk that. I'm done. Fuck you and fuck me for wasting my time reading this garbage and writing this.Don't bother replying cause I'm not reading it
>>682001150godbert trancesorry something just compelled me to write those words
>>682001164I-I'm not the main character anymore... I kneel....
>>682001213ligma
>>682000926>we need you to come in to the recording studio>no, the cost to get there is more than I paid for these lines
>>682001213I'd tell you to go back to /xivg/ but even a large amount of people over there hates DT's story
>>682001164This image perfectly summarizes DT and I hate it
>>682001197because this is what woketards like to do, they shit all over the things you love and use it for a platform to spread their idiotic message
>>682000806>>682000327I looked at the user reviews and literally a good 25% of them are literally the exact same turbo sperg posting the same 0/10 "muh sweet baby inc" incel rage review over and over on 50+ different accounts.Anyone who posts metacritic images at this point is a fucking moron.
>>682000627>>Feo Ul will show up just to tell us she's glad we found a new beautiful branch in Wuk Lamat and that she no longer needs to worry about it, causing her to fuck off forever for the second time.
>>682001164Yeah that one really pissed me off.
>>682000926Y'shtola and Thancred sounded the worst of the Scions, Y'shtola definitely was not in a studio her dialogue was fucked.Krile is the best in the expansion.
>>682001213malding wukfag
>>682001324I've seen the same amount of positive 10/10 reviews saying "this doesnt deserve a 6 but its not perfect"people need to stop metagaming the site.
>>682000512This! I know we already have like 3 dungeons where we go around reliving the tragic past but you know what? It’s still fucking cool!
>>682001298
>>682001164somebody probably thought this was really clever and subtle
>>682001298>WoL jailed for fucking miner, his excuse was "she was so small he had to manhandle her"
>>681999956Looks like first raid will be Zilart so really what can they even do to make it shit? It's a slam dunk, the first boss trio can just be a big Quadav/Yagudo/Orc, second can be Shadow Lord and final would be Ark Angels. Sequentially the next alliance would be CoP and that's where they can fuck up bad.
>>682001213You're not wrong, but neither are they.
Thank god we have /v/ for catharsis for video game shit like this.
>>682000764Ryne didn't get shelved, though.They explicitly made us go back to The First on two separate occasions in Endwalker, once in the main expansion and once in patch content, and both times we were to go see Ryne.We even had Gaia appear briefly in the MSQ the second time around if you did Eden.I've no doubt they'll bring at least Ryne back at some point, and maybe Gaia too, because hebes and potatos are the only non-Y'shtola females we're allowed to have around.
>>682001326That actually hurt to read, fuck you anon.
>>682001164The funny thing is this isn't the first time an expansion has been "about someone else" before. Thats basically every expansion barring Endwalker. They just knew how to balance it before, its still our perspective, even if the story is "about" someone else, we are still the one you view the story through. Here we're a background npc, we exist to pick up items and make faces but we are not there to be the players avenue into the story.
>>682000926Can't really blame Y'shtola's VA. She always gets the shortest end of the stick for the scions so I imagine at this point she knows she has no real work in the game anymore, so why bother? Hell I'd be afraid if Y'shtola did get a notable role because it'd certainly mean she is being prepared to be written out of the story completely.
>Aetherite plaza>Landing>resplendent quarter>Forward cabins>Bayside marketplace>VOLLOK SHOOOSHA>WALLAWALLAQIQIQWQMEI>Brightploom postJust fucking use english or a mix of the two. I am sick of these savages and their barbarian tongue.
>>682001543
>>682001213>Don't bother replying cause I'm not reading itLow test. Don't be a wimp and argue your case. There is legitimate criticism in the thread, your opinion doesn't matter.Also we all know you're gonna read your (You)s anyway.
>>682000627>>682001507How embarrassing, I misquoted
>>682000214I enjoyed notSteiner going through PTSD flashbacks from his own script.
I'm actually really interested in knowing what the fuck they're going to do in 7.1 with the MSQ. They absolutely know they've shat the bed, I just want to see how ridiculously hard they overcorrect.
>>682001565YOU DON'T GET IT CHUD IF YOU CAN;T PRONOUNCE OR REMEMBER THEM YOU'RE JUST A RACIST
>>682001213Always happy when I get a chance to post this. Faggot.
>>682001509they did not know how to balance it with stormblood, people complained about lyse being such a glory hog and doing so little for it that they wrote her out of the game post-haste>Here we're a background npc,multiple characters say straight away progress would have been severely slowed or at a standstill if you hadn't been present, you're also pivotal to a diversion tactic against bakool ja ja going off successfully
>>682001320how did they get so much control over a japanese game tho?
>7.5>threat wrapped up and characters setting sights on Meracydia>happy peaceful music from ARR playing>Wuk Lamat walks up with the loudest crunchiest footsteps possible>"yoo kno, i been theenking... Dis past week has taught me so mach about my homeland... But i know der is still soo much tu lern if i want to be a betta Dawnservant!! So...">long pregnant pause as the camera zooms out in silence>"T-T-T-T-TAKE ME WITH YOU??" >comical snare drum.mp3>every character does the same shocked emote in perfect sync>funny hildibrand music starts playing>WOL does /smirk>/nod>your only dialogue options are "happy to have you with us :)" or "I was beginning to think you'd never ask!!"
Most of Dawntrail is alright. Just alright.But Living Memory, Zoraal Ja and Sphene are pretty great.The fact that the Alexandrians USED their own Calamity to save themselves through over-abundance of electricity to create Electrope is fucking genius. And then the entire deal with shutting Sphene and Living Memory down for good, pulling the plug on what is left of an entire planet is fucking brutal.
>>682000972He didn't write Bozja. That was Yasumi Matsuno, the director of Final Fantasy Tactics and Vagrant Story, as well as one of the original directors for FFXII.Hiroi did, however, assist him on Bozja.
>>681999000I really wonder why they chose this pose for every single race
>>682001665Because yoshi-p and co were/are MIA making other games
>>682001628Assuming they can even course correct in 7.1 and they haven't already finished it.
>>682001662Oh thats why Zenos was constantly dueling Lyse and not immediately setting his sights on us right.
>>682001628If they don't care and think it's fine as I'm sure the Western portion ala Kate will tell them it'll be more Wuk Lamat adventures featuring her minion the player.You'll know if they are really feeling the pressure when they pull out the FFVII content.
>>682001762sovl
I miss Feo Ul so much bros...
>>682001392Someone just needs to filter those clearly bullshit scores and you'll have a much more honest metacritic. Out of 100 I would give DT an honest 73-74. It doesn't get the 75 because the story is just that weak but basically everything else lifts it up close to that.
This is the only thing that mattered in Wuktrail
>>681999885People who started with Endwalker have now had 3 years of the exact same gameplay loop, and that exact loop is unchanged going into Dawntrail. If you were getting tired of the formula, then having new fights isn't going to fix your fundamental frustrations with the gameplay.
>>682001774did we forget lyse has her own SPHEEEEEN with rushing in to try and kill-steal zenos
>>682001467I'm expecting first raid just to be base game stuff.So like 3 Beastmen HNMs and Shadowlord for last boss.2nd raid being Zilart greatest hits, and 3rd being CoP greatest hits.If they import more gear models from XI like they did 50000 eternities ago as 2.x crafted gear I'll probably be happy overall but I won't hold my breath.
All that matters is the Japs hate it. They don't care about westerners opinions. The Japs hate it.
>>682001628How fast do the fans’ reactions affect the story content? 7.1-7.5 is probably already written right?
>>682001781It's amusing that anons here think Kate is somehow this untouchable entity and that Japanese companies aren't inherently meritocratic.
>>682001830little did we know at the time that he was actually speaking to wuk lamat
>>682001814Whats this?
>>682001840Idk if I'd go as far as they don't care, but JP opinion is definitely the major priority
>>682001762>when all of Thancred's lovers meet each other in the rising stonesThat character trait really just disappeared without a trace after HW didn't it
>>6820016287.1 is always a transition patch. So it'll still be Wuk, but it'll be an offshore crisis than needs attention, giving hints at 8.0.
>>682001824The scene was still about us. It also works a lot better because we have skin in the game, the garleans are as much our enemy as they are Lyses. We aren't just watching some foreign drama we have zero attachment to.
>>6820018434.1 onwards was a slow motion execution of Lyse's role in the story as a whole.
>they rewrite endwalker so that wuk lamat comes in to yell "METEEEION LISTEN TO ME" then its a duty where you play as wuk lamat dueling zenos
>>682001930Our new Shard-hopping sippy cup
>>682001930The shard macguffinRemember how Y'shtola was searching for a way to travel across the rift? Well wonder no more!
>>682001886I'll believe it when I see it
>>682001886>Japanese companies aren't inherently meritocratic.bro?jap companies don't care how good you are, just how much you kiss the bosses ass
>>682001643>They couldn't even remember the zone names for their titansAlso I checked it, most of Hingashi is the way it should be - a mix of English and native so you quickly know what is what. And places are generally fucking comprehendable, not >Luwateninyawawsa>>682001843https://techieduniya.com/final-fantasy-14-dawntrail-naoki-yoshida-talks-to-us-about-narrative-job-identity-and-design/>There are several things I’ve incorporated into the story since patch 7.0, but their fate will depend on how much weight players give them, what they think, whether they’re excited or not, what theories they come up with after playing the Main Scenario. Quest. In short, depending on the public’s response, we will see which of the foundations we have laid we will have to pay more attention to: if users are excited we will move forward, otherwise we have other directions in mind. At this moment I can say that I have not yet decided how long this new story could last, whether four expansions or five expansions .>You know, I’ve often said that we develop Final Fantasy 14 together with our users : this is absolutely not a lie. This time I’m looking forward to seeing players’ reactions and feedback, and based on those reactions we’ll figure out how to build the narrative to excite them again. So to answer the initial question… for us it’s like the beginning of the second season of a great TV series. We’ve incorporated something very big into the narrative of Dawntrail and 7.0 , and I can’t wait to discuss it with you more when you know what I’m talking about.That is why it is imperative that people continue to talk shit, to not become demented "hur durr tranny durr hurr" but instead just clearly demonstrate they fucking did dogshit. And it's why the toxic positivity people are in such panic
>>682001694Did you write 7.0
>>682001804I miss ShB so much.I want to go home...
>>682001824Lyse never even comes close to succeeding at this though. If you mean the ending Zenos was very blatantly defeated. Meanwhile Wuk Lamat makes us look useless in the final boss trial.
>>682002018>>682002026>Spend all of post EW looking for a way to shard hop safely>Ah here it is all of a suddenI hate these hack writers so fucking much.
>>682002092Highlander sexo
>>682001694i know this is fake because neither of the dialogue options call her lamatyi'i
>>682001164This would have actually been really funny if they reduced her cutscene presence up to that point by at least 30%.
>>682001706Not enough hate bro. You don't fit in.
>>682002113Imagine if when fighting Shinryu, Lyse bursts in out of nowhere and starts soloing him from her own special platform.
>>682002118I honestly have to wonder how any of this would've occurred under different writers. Like, same core premise of the Rite of Succession and the Living Memory shit, but in someone else's hands that isn't so retarded.
>>682002113>Wuk Lamat makes us look uselessSounds like a you problem
>>682002026And it didn't even come from the source (as we know so far), it came from a reflection that was destroyed and the creators dimension hopped to Alexandria before their descendants dimension hopping again to drop in off in the source when they thought it was going to be used for evil.
>>682001694That isn't funny, anon. Stop it.
STOP posting screenshots. We NEED to have another 100 posts about how much we hate dawntrail! we hate it we hate it we hate it!
>>682002026>>682002118Now think about how we have the means to do so and that this should mean Y'shtola will be a big part of that from now on. Except she won't be for...some reason.
>>682002205still one of the best side stories in the game
>>682002252probably not any different besides playing down wuk lamat being a shonen protagonistthe skydeep cenote and living memory in particular smell like ishikawa
>>682002297>And it didn't even come from the source (as we know so far)All evidence points to those lalas coming from the source originally, so it did come from the source it just got taken away for a while
>YEAH BUT YOU ARE A MEANIE POOPFACEDawntrail was written for Americans, that's my impression.
>>682002297Those lalas came from the Source, they were fleeing the War of the Magi
>>682002118frankly I'm not going to complain about the current writers giving the next writers (please) an easy excuse to quickly get us to a new setting
>>682001990I haven't had gilsellers in my /tells in forever, didn't know they still did that.
>>682002297They mention how the Lalas that hopped to Alexandria were originally from the Southern Sea Isles in the Source.
>>682002252Living memory surely would not have come up. It's such a shit plot point that retreads shit we've already done and has no possible satisfactory conclusion
>>682002271>shows up and solos the boss for youIt's an us problem. She's canonically stronger than (You) at this point, and for no reason but she just is.
>>682002508>She's canonically stronger than (You) at this point,Dial it back a bit anon.
>>682002401just the bare bones of them but, definitely not the execution
I'm still amazed that Koji Fox is no longer on XIV.Square Enix, what the fuck are you doing? What did he get promoted to?
>>682002535Anyone got that image of the DPS tracker and how Wuk Lamat shows up and deals 10x as much as everyone else?
>>682000627They have an in-lore reason to have Feo-Ul appear whenever she wants, but she never does.
>>682002561i cannot actually see the execution being much different given how the contest is structured and the whole point of the contest
>>682002608They got rid of him early because of the allegations
>>681995965How do you set that up?
>>682001662Characters acknowledging WoL's strength was hollow lip service
>>682002610That's along the same lines as Ancient trusts in Ktisis Hyperborea being able to limit break imo.
>>682002614it's funny how she spergs out at us for not summoning her more every time we do but also come the fuck on man let me summon my fairy wife more
>>682002113She also wasn't trying to kill steal Zenos, in fact she was trying to stop him from killing himself
>>682002675>so wuk-broken by dawntrail he doesn't trust it whenever the expac actually does throat his character sloppy-style
>>682002648I miss when she wasn't pale as fuck. She doesn't even look like Y'shtola anymore
>>682002656Showed a poor intern "Thals Balls"?
If they aren't firing Kate XIV is just going to be shit.We should all be calling for her to be fired.
>>682002648I miss Koji's archaic english localization. the dialogue is so bland in the newer expacs by comparison
>>682002721And then Wuk shatters dimensions and defeats the final boss for you.
>>682001662>they did not know how to balance it with stormblood, people complained about lyse being such a glory hog and doing so little for it that they wrote her out of the game post-hasteLyse barely did anything. She was only a really huge focus in the final zone as we were getting ready to invade Ala Mhigo. We still had plenty of moments in the MSQ where we had one on one conversations with important people who confided in us. To Domans fucking love us still, the Steppe lizards respect us as their Khagan, and at the start of all this the Ala Mhigan resistance was stoked to have US there. Because we were the mother fucking Warrior of Light. Lyse was the daughter of somebody important and got a little nepotism promotion because she was also in the scions and admittedly she punches good, but WE were an important person.Shit man, Lyse didn't even get to be the main villains rival. That was us. And the rivalry was so strong it burned until the very end of Endwalker. Lyse had to settle for Fordola.
>>682002715>SCH can't replace Eos/Selene with her
thoughts on realistic non-hyper girls?https://files.catbox.moe/py7504.png
>>682001509>Heavensward is about assisting Aymeric in solving the Dragonsong War and letting Ysayle redeem herself for her crimes>both of these characters had 10% the screen time of Wuk>Stormblood is about kicking the Garleans ass across two different fronts, assisting an abdicated king (Hien) and a girl who was thrust into being the leader of Ala Mhigo for bullshit reasons (Lyse)>Hien had 20% the screen time of Wuk, Lyse had 30% of the screen time of Wuk>Shadowbringers is about saving the First from Ascian buffoonery>G'raha had 10% the screen time of Wuk, 30% after in the patches>Endwalker is essentially the huge finale for everyone, especially the Scions, not one new specific character got that much screen time outside of the villains, even the twins' parents had maybe 20 minutes of total screen time and much less than the Scions as a wholeWuk is the Jar Jar Binks of FFXIV. In the Phantom Menace, Jar Jar had 20 minutes of total screen time dedicated to him. He had more screen time than any Jedi not named Obi Wan. Anakin had less screen time than Jar Jar Binks.
>>682002810my WIFE
>>682002715It's weird because they mention that she talks to G'raha sometimes in his dreams, but we never get to see her
>>682002608This is why the entire OST is low quality lofi beats. How do you get rid of THE most iconic guy alongside Soken.>>682002656What allegations? No search has anything bad come up.
>>682002803and then you got over it, eventually
>>682002898This shit was so quaint looking back.
>>682001645is that the new Savage boss?
>>682002685At least it makes sense that ancients would deal a shit ton of damage
>>682002806>Lyse barely did anything.*clenches fist*
>>682002118you're just mad your favorite plot device waifu scion was nullifiedcase in point: >>682002367
>>682002803>>682002721
>>682002721That's all it is though. Hollow WoL wank that leads nowhere. The spar was cool, the Bakool thing was pretty cool but was over too quick to matter, and the final boss gets stolen by Wuk. (you) don't do anything else in the story outside of cowboy town
>>682002829I was completely prepared to post a licking gif but then the other half of the pic below the top of the pubic hair loaded.
>>682002974my NPC wife
>>682002917The allegations of being too based
Everything is so fucking weak and tame in DT.There's no edge, no screaming, no one crying, no one in danger.
>>682002950They cannot canonically limit break dough
>>682002917I'm half joking but there was a blog post about him being weird and flirty and asking to sniff girls hair a couple years ago. Plus the lewd item descriptions he'd do.
>>682002970I literally do not give a shit about Y'shtola lmao. It was a group scion effort dumbass. Calling out hack writing where I see it.
>>682002997what the fuck why
>>682002731Those who know
>>682002614>Is the only other being freely capable of traveling to and from the first>Never does this except to shit talk us in G'raha's dreams
>>682003005they didn't do it because it doesn't count when they did do it
>>682003024the dungeon full of dead fucking babies was not enough edge for y ou?
>>682003038It was clearly a nothingburger created by some jealous girl he didn't want to sniff the stinky hair of.
>>682002858Yeah>Talk to Wuk Lamat>Talk to Wuk Lamat again>Talk to Wuk Lamat yet againcomprises half the quests in DT its fuckin absurd. If you want to wither away check the cutscene journal in the inn rooms and just go through each quests objectives.
>>682003110Iceheart's pubes!
>>682002614Remember that one time she told us if we're ever weary of fighting, the doors to her castle were always open and she'd take us in and free us from that burden?I think I'd like to take her up on that offer now. The Fairy King's castle is the only place across any shard we'll be able to hide from Wuk.
>>682003083she's being tsundere
>>682002492you say this after Dead Ends was already an Amaurot retread. but this doesn't mean everything has to play out exactly the same way, just pointless what-ifs by trend data i guess
>>682003083>make Y'Shtola's goal to figure out shard travel>have a fairy being who can shard travel, atleast telepathically and who is obsessed with WoL>could make them work together, that is logical>no. introduce some bullshit device in newest expacI fucking HATE Dawntrail
>>682003204she's kinda saying she'll turn you into a fae there anon
>>682003090Are you illiterate?
>>682003024>all the tribes are friendly>the ethnofacists agree to not be racist after one conversation with wuk>a generations old blood feud was resolved by the two sides having a barbeque>the pelupelu are jewish traders but their deals benefit both sides!!! (EXTREMELY retarded!!!!)>sphene only puts regulators on people with their express consent!>the turalians were allowed to preserve their culture and did not get genocided by the inhabitants of the ninth>even the attack on tuliyollal was expressly described as 'restrained' with the goal for minimal civilian casualtieswhy is EVERYONE so NICE? why aren't any of these tribes and beastmen savage or in any way offensive to modern global culture circa 2024?
>>682003083Except she can't freely travel.The only thing she can do is enter people's dreams.
>>682003213Floored that they've done the "illusory vision of long dead civilization narrated by the big bad" like 4 fucking times now. 6 or 7 if you count the individual worlds in dead ends.
>>682002608He wasn't exactly perfect either.
>>681998165your not gonna fuse wiht nmore shards you dumbfuk. We just had all of shb telling us why killing people to get our full power is bad
>>682003243>she's kinda saying she'll turn you into a fae there anonThat sounds better than traveling with Wuk Lamat.
>>682003243not seeing a downside here
>>682003273because Dawntrail is for babies and imbeciles
>>681999090>tfw I didn't preorder because I didn't feel like upgrading my toaster to play with the new requirements quite yet, and then this shit happened
>>682003273we live in an allied society
>>682003243as long as its one with a dick so I can fuck her brains out for eternity
>>682003273Was written for amiercans
XIV's writing went to shit when they decided to completely ignore ShB's void plot in favor of introducing Zero.
>>682003537Hiroi was in charge of Past EW too.
What a god damn flop of an MSQ, christ. 7/10 expac because of the really cool dungeons, graphics updates/new classes/etc. 4/10 MSQ.
>>682003582Merlwyb's pubes!
>>682003273>>sphene only puts regulators on people with their express consent!This is such a fucking simple thing and they still fucked it up. Either have everyone wear regulators, which would make sense because Sphene needs as many souls as possible, or have the people who don't wear them treated as a downtrodden underclass.
Where did Alisaie go and who is this mammet that looks like her?
nigga mad as fuck folder dumpinng because people don't like wukage
It's OVER
>>682003732he's anti-wuk too you idiot
>>682003732i thought they were supposed to be examples of how soulful the game used to be
>>682003273did you forget that gulool ja ja brokered all those peaces but there was a threat of violence if they didn't work it out?
>>682003658its funny that we only take issue with the regulators existing when they mind wipe people that die so they can't experience grief and instead like the concept of harvesting souls to keep people alive
>>682003674oh just fucking kill me already
>>682003013its hot tho
>>682003335We're gonna get another one when we go to Meracydia and meet an ancient allagan who strives to restore the empire at the cost of all who live and must sadly be put down, but not before he shows us a vision of the empire at its technological peak.
SEEKING THE PEACE OF REASON
>>682001843Not that I AM hopeful, but hopefully they'll use their bag of tricks in regards to taking longer to release a patch than normal, and make sure what needs to be unwritten is unwritten.
>>682003014your wife smells
>>682003013name a better combo than modbeasts being closeted homosexuals
>>682003846despite sounding bad the soul thing is basically just doing what the lifestream would do either way
>>682003793>>682003806nice falseflag cultiststrying to drown conversation because people hate wukage
>>682003902I get that they already wasted the Memoria name but they could've at least made it look like it
>>682004005is wukage in the room with us now
>>682002052>At this moment I can say that I have not yet decided how long this new story could last, whether four expansions or five expansions .10 years of Wuk Lamat! I'm ready!
>>682004005you're the troll here, you're trying to falseflag as someone who hates wuk lamat because you want to damage the anti-wuk image in the minds of people who haven't made up their minds yeti know your type
>>682002118See, nobody could properly use it before because it's meant for Azem to use to walk across worlds, and the player is the current Azem. They've basically just handed you Excalibur from the lake.
>>682003984the harvesting and making chimera people is kind of fucked up is it not
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>>682003273>ayo can you keep it down? you're scaring the buffalo>oh yeah sure man can we get some wood?>yeah sure here you goI wasn't expecting the trail of tears recreated with awkward ff14 cutscenes but I at least expected some sort of friction between these people.
>>682004061I'M WUKING OUT>>682004094been making fun of mutt lacunt for hours at this pointyou're just a retard who's easily spun up because you're a folder dumping spergdance monkey dance
>>682004170They weren't even scared because of the trains, right? They were freaked out because of the quakes
>>682001298>Miner Tataru and her sweaty armpits didn't make it through the ARR revamps
https://files.catbox.moe/y3omw7.jpgdoes /v/ like catgirls?
rate this lala (she is not wuk)
>>682001164If your a Lalafell the camera doesn't even show you at this shot. Which really says it all.
>>682004170I'm going to believe that they wrote it differently at first before being told to change it because it's """""insensitive to natives"""""", because Squanto and his son got a lot of focus in CSs for being completely irrelevant.
>>682004270Oh yeah you're right, well fuck there was just straight up nothing.
>>682003273>the pelupelu are jewish traders but their deals benefit both sides!!!they literally jew you ruthlessly about ten minutes after the game tries to establish that bullshit, too
>>682004293I like my catgirls with wombs and no cocks, thank you.>t. CHADlander
>>682004350sorry but all we have or sale is girls with wombs and cocks
>>682004247you're a fucking idiot, like I said I know your type. do you think i'm an idiot? you post stupid shit for hours pretending to hate woke lamat to make our side look retarded. this is a classic slide tactic you slimy little rat.
>>682004317>Literally part of the tribe that abandoned Koana>It was his whole reason for dismissing Tural culture>This never comes up and Koana never even comes near Shaaloani in the story
>>682004298Devious mastermind troll/10Are your launch thread escapades fun so far?
>>682003989if you told me this meme upstart catboy from ARR would go on to become what he did in SHB, i would never have believed you.
>>682004397Your store sucks, I'm boycotting your business.
>>682003213At least Dead Ends makes sense as an Amaurot retread. The two dungeons have a common thread. Amaurot we would come to find was a result of Meteion, and Dead Ends was Meteion showing us other worlds that were totally fucked, either by her directly or simply fucked by their own hand.They had synergy with each other. It rhymed like so much pottery.Alexandria was just overkill on the concept.
>>682004320Zoraal Ja was right that these little shits need to experience some war