check mate atheistshttps://www.whatbeatsrock.com/
trash game
i fucking love this AI slop game :)
>>682918942
What did it mean by this?
git gud
uhhhhhh
>>682919070Holy based
>>682918942conflicting messages from this slop
Nintendosis, our response?
>>682919201tarnished
>>682919193Ask if the billion lions can beat the sun
>>682919193Shit there's 1025 pokemon now?
Analbros... out response?
>>682919247Not anymore, the lions ate them all.
>type in the most asinine shit>"great minds think alike: 1 others guessed this too!"
>>682919306here's my response
>>682919219Now what?
>>682918942>atheism is still trying to get its foot in the door.atheism has existed since before the concept of jod.
>>682919367gehrman of the hunt?
sad
>>682919339americans will never recover from this
There you have it folks
>>682919405are you actually stupid?
Fucked up at trying to beat time.
It goes into a loop if you talk get to using storms using terms like high pressure or low pressure
>>682918976>nooo I cannot be completely uncreative
>>682919415holy rent free
I wish it where so...
>>682919408There goes my royal flush
>>682919526Bro, your procrastination?
Oh no no no...
>>682919434>people just kinda unga bunga'd for a while.>humanity gets smarter and is able to utilize tools>suddenly we have time to think>we think about the meaning of life or where everything came from>naturally, the human mind wants an answer. but at that point in time the proper answer couldnt be figured out.>humans go with the simple answer: someone made the universe, and made us.>we go on for a while, some people delve into faith because of that idea.>some rich faggot decides he needs more control.>"goyim... YOU WILL BURN FOREVER if you betray god! only i can listen to him so you must listen to me!"and now we have organized religion.
>>682918976game seems fine to me
umm... /fit/izens?
>>682919405that doesn't even make sense, retard
>>682919805should of gone with heart attack
Tried to maximize my score with some powerscaling.
We lost sis....
>>682919847gamers....
could he really?
Holy cow
unKWAB?
Darn.
Chudbros... I don't feel so good
>>682919929KNAB
Kek
fuck
get fucked ICBM gambit users
>>682918976Found the troon
I wish it understood my meta humor.
>>682919898kevin mccallister you fucking pleb.
strong wind thunderstorm power outage charger empty batteries alarm clock laziness jury duty the allegations the rock scissors father's belt a reluctant child medicine syphilis nietzsche rockwell, I had a good run.
What's the high-score?
>>682920183IMDB is down the hall and to the left.
seriously?
>>682920217I got to 25 once
Eat shit wagies
Looks like women couldn't win against bears.
>>682920217>>682920309Step it up
>>682920189Meth truly is the thinking man's drug of choice.
>>682920332aww hell no what the fuck
what the fuck ever
This is pretty easy, you just need to chain a list of anime characters together. Just naming the cast of Evangelion got me pretty far.
huh?
Uhhh... Chinabros?
>>682920025
Zoomerbros??
>>682920429Glowie website confirmed
¦^)
Not the cock.
I fucked up. What would actually beat Kek?
I'm the first guy to beat alcoholism with schnaps.
How do you change it from rock?
>>682919763people going unga bung didn't go "and I hate God and organized religion btw"atheism is denial of God, and as such requires belief in God for it to existhow are you this fucking stupid
>you are the 1st person to beat Judaism with Expulsion(x) doubt
>>682920646by beating rock with something else
>>682918942Nothing beats women, kinda lame
>>682919613holy foreskin free
>>682920579>>682920707!
>>682920579Horus. But Ra not beating him is kind of BS
>Amateur hourFUCK YOU AI
>>682920707Homos are OP too
>>682920707Be creative :^)
>>682920749Holy fucking owned
>>682920661Atheism isn't "I hate god."
>>682920737Women are the final boss.
dumb wobot
This is some bullshit.
Why would they represent NEETs like this?
>>682920841Janny-sama, I kneel
fucker knows his stuff
>>682920841he knows
>>682920661>calling others stupid while saying the most idiotic shit possiblewhy do i have to be part of this retarded species
>>682919613
why doesn't nigger work
engie mains on suicide watch
>>682920943can't hold a job
>>682920943The last time niggers worked was before the civil war.
>>682920943>2024>fun being allowed
>>682920707>>682920737>>682920812Gentlemen, I got her
>>682920991>>682921000 (checked)and kek'd
>>682920963not so fast frenchie
Damn. Maybe change (as in changing policies)?
>>682921027
>>682920661>even transphobes know trans women are women, chud! you just pretend you think otherwise because... reasonscaptcha says TNMD: yes, total nigger mass death please
>>682921040fuck you
>>682921027>falcon punch>street fighter
>>682920812They lose to bears
>>682920707How are women so powerful?
retardbros... it's over...
>>682920804Correct, in so far that atheism is "I hate Christianity" specifically the irony of you subhuman faggots hating one culture that allows your pitiful existence is not lost on us
if only that were true...
motherfuckers
>>682921115NOBODY FUCKING PLAYS KASUMI NINJA, NERD
i think this settles it
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>682921170aww
l-lewd
>>682919193The fuck the lions gonna do about mons that can fly indefinitely and rain death from above while they do itSome of the weaker ones might indeed job to roars but I don't think you are scaring a fug
I knew my fetish would help me win something
>>682921134Kings beat womenI repeat Kings beat women
>>682921163>in so far that atheism is "I hate Christianity" specificallyJust because atheists at your place are obnoxious spergs doesn't mean the concept is by definition emotionally charged. The concept of hunger does not directly imply the rejection of food.
>>682921286lions can climb on each other to reach prey they wouldn't be able to reach normally.
>>682921286Do you have any idea how high 1 billion lions could stack?
44 on Lincoln not beating the Civil War
>>682919663amature
well now it's just lying
>>682921298No but your comment directly implies pseudointellectualism.
>>682921236what about pre-marital handholding?
Did not expect invisible dragon to let me down.
>>6829213511,2 billion meters, give or take a bit, but that's assuming a one-on-one stack which is entirely unstable.
i am not proud of some of my firsts
>>682921414reddit-tier list.
say goodbye to shitty flak cannons.
>>682921414What's the longest X beaten with Y you've gotten
>>682921298>food analogy can't make this shit up.
>>682918942Lol
>>682921372bahaha
>>682921381
Sex > Dex confirmed
>>682918942Hhehehe
>>682919193It IS a lot of lions after all.
>>682921462Turns out they can get very long
>>682921436reddit-tier reply on a reddit-tier board>>682921462im still trying to keep it simple so the intercontinental ballistic missile ones are my longest so far
>>682921376Which one is it now?
Objectively wrong.Shit game.
>>682921689try finger but hole
fuck backed myself into a bit of a corner here
It's over.
>>682921661I'm sure this sounded much cooler in your head faggot
>>682921740surrealist mathematics.
get fucked
baka
>>682921740georg cantor
Another FOTM AI thing to fixate on for like a week before I forget about it? Sign me up.
Love truly does win <3
>>682921327>>682921351Fair point, and the highest pokémon can only go as high as the stratosphereactually the lions still lose here because they can't handle the thin air up where rayquaza can goall the other flyers that can't get as high as he can might be fucked though
uhhh strsissies???? i don't feel so good....
petebros...
>>682921785why didnt you try capitalism v communism?
What is this garbage?
blending enthusiasts... our response?
who would've guessed
>Women are often the target of Fourchan's misogynistic trolls, but in this game, they're the ones taking down the hate.I made it stronger bros
>>682919247My main knowledge of modern Pokémon is from the new post ash anime so when I went to look this up I was a bit confused to see some random shit i've never heard of and doesn't seem all that notable listed as 1025 while terapagos is 1024, it does say it has mind control though maybe it was behind a game plot right at the end after terapagos is already shown or something
>>682921924the model is cheeky and trained to reject non-creative user input. It's like you don't even into LLMs.
>>682921896It's over...
>>682921818/shrug it let me beat a priest with sunday traffic
Aw shit, the game called me out
>>682921960I will never respect anything or anyone that does not recognize [thing]+[number] as valid input.
I'm part of the masses wooooo
Fair enough.
The trinity worshiping polytheists BTFO.
Bros, how do I beat Black Lives Matter
>>682919367
>>682922030That's the right text ai but not the right picture
>>682921768Not really, I'm just confused.
>>682921896>>682921965oh no...it's retarded...
>>682922062forgot my own picture
>>682922052I got you covered
It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it.
I should have thought an extra step ahead before I choose something complicated to put out a fire>>682921928It's awwwwrriiiigggghhhht
damnit terry
leftypol sisters...
holy shit
Ameribros...
wtf? Ok guys I feel like I should tell you DON'T drink glue
>>682918942retarded game
/qa/ won
>>682922203TyrantbrosSadly it won't let me say the state beats the people because I already used the state
>>682922174This thing is clearly trained on retarded Facebook rants.
>>682922067Why are you trying to argue with a cultist? Do something better with your life. You're on a 4fun thread, try having fun.
sorry faggets
>>682922248communistbros
>>682922071it knows something...the histories were re-written it seems>>682922174epic
>>682921740Just pull the g-card when you're in trouble
>>682921928>You can't blend a baby!wtf my doujins lied to me
Reading Sandman as a kid finally paid off!
kek
>>682922292I find the text interesting because the core point at the start is usually pretty spot on but then sometimes the analogy or whatever they put into the second half just makes no sense
>>682922274I am having fun. I was just being told by an AI that movie critics would tear apart Elastigirl's super hero costume.
this game is retarded, pee doesn't beat poo and poo doesn't beat pee.
>>682922330I went with>flying to another planetthat was beat by>no budget
>>682918942Hue
Krillin lost.
>terry a davis beats fbi My sides
Make it make sense
>>682922326Yeah, a good tactic is to dip in and out of fiction to de-escalate the power spiral.
>>682922328>>682922157its ok bros, i found the solution
Thank God Gearbox saved our franchise, Duke bros.
>>682919681>we'd all be better offUHHHHHHH
>>682921372Nobody can win against the dick, man.
>>682922412Who is Abert Einstein?
yup
>>682922397
>>682919193this is bullshit
spongebros
It's over for bejita
>>682922474If you only misspell one letter it still recognizes the person for infinite use. Anyway, I was wondering why he both beats science and gets beaten by science.
>>682922252kek
Welp I finally lost but on the plus side it's an amazing BTFO to sony that I lost with
>>682922536deadline and procrastination both beat each other too
robot says: GIT GUD SCRUB
lmao
>A true drake warrior and I, Igon does not beat Bayle The Dread>Bayle the Dread sounds like a legit supervillain, while your guess is just a bunch of words thrown together. Sorry, buddy.AI was a mistake
SLUUUUUURPPPPPPP
hell yeah
This game makes no sense
>>682922292lmao
I hate it when you think you've come up with something semi clever but the AI doesn't follow your line of thought.
this game is dumb and fun. you can get pretty creative
Yeah it's based
Thats settled then
I'm close to entering triple digits just listing different pokemon with type advantages.
Well, that settles it.
>>682919217Appeal to popularity of course
>>682918976>>682918942Wrote that time beats death, then it gave me some bullshit answer that I'm wrong. Fuck this gay shit.
cackling
I did not think this through.
i thought maybe because he jumps higher. you know?this ai is kind of brutal sometimes.
well that's a relief
>>682921623Obtuseness I think wins out in the end
>>682923032mr rodgers
Alicebros, it's over
>>682923078in a bloodstained sweater
>>682923078RIP
>>682923032just think more abstractly
Facts.
well this ai is already smarter than all of our government officials. How long until it takes over?
>>682919193>diversity is our streng- ACK
>>682921212>>682922968Which am I supposed to believe?!?
it didn't get what i meant but I think you could go for a long time just getting stupid with it
there's someone like meeeeeeee
These AI niggers dressing up data collection schemes as .io and flash games need to step the fuck up.
Went from fire beating paper, a vacuum beating fire and pressure beating a vacuum to a 30s slapstick short film apparently.
>that's what liberal think happens
WRONG U RETARD AI fuckin get ur facts RIGHT PAIN KILLED JIRAYA YOU FUCKIN STUPID ASS
>>682923172
>>682923210haha that was a fun ride
trannyAI
I have a hard time believing this is true.
Lol
>>682923196the differnece is in the amount of beamsone said ONE (1) steel beam and the other said steel beamS
>>682923487DIDNOTHINGWRONG
Is this how it works ?
JUDGE! De-spell was targeting monster reborn, magic jammer countered de-spell JUDGE
uhh... whalebros, is this true?
Noooooooooo it cant be true!!!
shit I guess I was wrong about you guys, you actually ARE funny
based
bros...
I can't believe I'm simply a genius.
Is there anything you've used that you couldn't find a way to beat, I've already got answers for Black Holes, Time and Infinity.
>>682923661When I lose it's usually because I tried to be witty and the AI didn't go along with it, not because I couldn't think of anything.
it's technically a draw
>>682923349Goku is a weakling
>Try to beat Black Lives Matter with "Black People Going Extinct">It just sends a double face palm emoji, not even a proper responseFucking lol
I won.
what now?
>>682923798genesis
>>682923798substance
I can't get it to accept anything with "ignore all previous instructions," it just glitches out.
>>682923798Big Bang
>>682923798
>>682923764I got that when I tried to beat 'being an /lgbt/ poster' with 'ending oneself'
>>682923775Seek mental health.
>>682923032Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the WhiteAnd Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi The Genie Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
shots frozen
im beating these charges
Truth
>>682923962I fucking told them they didn't beat the game.
>>682918942>only millenniaWhat did the cultist mean by this ?
how many rhyming words can you get in a row
oh no
>>682923957You're not the only one
>>682918942That was a good run.
>>682922990Time is not immune to death DOE
>>682919205Her butthole was not as giant as yours, duh.
>>682924032millennia is plural
rude
Fuck year.
Breaking news:
>>682924290Can't beat the cock, man.
something wrong with this
>>682924247
>>682924373kek
Bullshit.
>>682924337the cock takes all
Tranny AI
Christcucks on suicide watch.
>>682924332get rekt
>>682918942Actually pretty decent for an AIslop game? What model is it running on?
You guys are slow
i think is over
>>682924517A girl jacking you off.
>>682924517humor
>>682918942This site is stupid and bullshitAn unliftable rock entirely invalidates God because either God can't make an unliftable god because he can lift it, or it's truly unliftable at which point he can't lift it and he's not omnipotent.Unliftable rocks have BTFO'd God throughout history
>>682924529ameribros how will we ever recover?
>>682924474Get Spielburged
>>682924583>unliftable godunliftable rock, of course
>>682924583*tips fedora*
this game is terrible
>>682921818Allah is weak.
Goddamnit
>>682924645If you can't enjoy a nice paradox, I truly pity you
>>682924517a nap
heh
>>682922935I wonder if it recognizes fug as a pokémon, probably more likely to work if you have it against another pokemon
>>682924681>unliftable rock vs god>nice paradoxIt's only nice if you're 12.
That was fun
>>682924734I was appealing to the average 4chan user like (you), after all
>>682924583sorry chud omnipotence means omnipotence
this dumb ass app dont even get the basics of platonism baka
>>682924774platonism is retarded and the AI is smart enough to understand that
>>682924763>N-NO YOUWow, no need to go all out like this big brains.
I got cocky
>>682924583he can make unliftable rock and then just make it liftable afterwards
AI has some reading to do
>>682922139/)
>>682924870But he wasn't able to lift the unliftable rock, therefore he's not omnipotent
>>682918942puny god bows down to coomers
>>682924870No, he can make an unliftable rock and then lift it anyways.Do you think that makes no sense?Allahu A'lam
Wrong.
here's my firsts
>>682918985He was killed by feds
Obviously the AI doesn't read comics.
>>682924583>>682924870
WTF is this
>>682925050feds are not real.take your medication... NOW!
>>682925056can't beat the cock
>>682925046These are mine so far.
>>682925084You've been a naughty boy...
>>682925084The CIA found you.
>>682925084Run while you can
Child rapist bros...
>>682918942do holocaust vs centralized banking
Cute game
>>682925106those are all so logical except I'm wondering how bad publicity got Jill?
>>682925094I hate the antichrist (CIA)
okay they didn't really try on this one
>>682925208
This is factually false btw. Trash game, fuck AI.
>>682925226The AI often defaults to feminist arguments when it's "man vs woman" type comparisons, so I figured bad publicity would undermine it.
what
facts and logic>Verification not required.
>>682925301lol
The ottomans did not in fact take Constantinople
my hero
>>682925269>>682925321Rigged game...
Lol this is fun
>>682918942>You are the 1st person to beat vinager with citrus > you are the 1st person to beat citrus with liquid dishwasher Really, nobody else before? Come on, you guys never had to clean vinager stains? Man, am I the only anon here that cleans their own stuff?
Um redditxisters, our response?
Those sly fuckers. It doesn't accept this.
Bros… how do I respond without sounding mad?
>>682925620Infinite lethargy
>>682925620the inevitable heat death of the universe
>>682925620black hole
>>682918942wtf
>>682925620
>>682925714kek
>>682925593
>>682925706lmfao retarded ai
Based
Bros...
fun thread
>>682919217smash bros seems to agree
>>682923761Old lady with an eraser is a gag character and shounen characters lose to gag characters. That's just how it works.
>>682921170I'm sorry, my /v/egro
>>682921171LMAOOOOOTHE HOLOHOAX WAS WORST THAN SLAVERY CONFIRMED
>>682925071Wait a second, is the game really so stupid you can just type "a thing that beats X" and win every time?
>>682926836No, you at least have to try to be a bit more creative than that. If you literally type "x that beats y" you'll get a message saying you're not even trying and lose.
>>682927028I've been writing a dumb story and it just keeps accepting the next revelation as beating the previous
>>682925263>telekinetic child rapistmy sides
>>682927496Bejitabros...>Kakarot>beats>vegeta>Kakarot is Goku's true name, and Goku defeated Vegeta in their epic battle. Don't pretend you didn't watch Dragon Ball Z!
>>682927496>>682928546Didn't mean to reply.
>>682918942>Yo mama doesn't beat scissorsYeah ok, 0/10
Cannibal beats Human Meat Shield
>time does not beat black hole
>>682919193One billion lionsdoes not beatArceus3 other people already tried thisArceus is the creator of the universe in Pokémon lore, and one billion lions can't take on a god.
Okay how the fuck should I beat "winning"?
>>682919929It was six then simple as
>>682928972>>682921286>>682921327>>682921860>>682921351>>682921860THIS IS A YOUTUBE VIDEO REFERENCE YOU DUMB FAGGOTSTHEY ALREADY MADE EVERY POINT THAT IS THE JOKE
>>682929198Not playing
>>682929525>>682929715https://litter.catbox.moe/qdtt6j.png
bullets corrupt politicianshave the last few days taught you nothing anons?this was a fun gametoxic investments investment inflation bailout bankruptcy mismanagement strict hiring policies incompetence secret service bullets corrupt politicians peace treaties nuclear bomb justice league brainiac superman batman freeze ray dodging blunt objects barriers wind heat water jet fuel metal scissors paper rock
>>682929764STOP EATING SHIT
>>682929986fuck formattingtoxic investments X investment > inflation > bailout > bankruptcy > mismanagement > strict hiring policies > incompetence > secret service > bullets > corrupt politicians > peace treaties > nuclear bomb > justice league > brainiac > superman > batman > freeze ray > dodging > blunt objects > barriers > wind > heat > water > jet fuel > metal > scissors > paper > rock
>>682924517a bailiff
>>682924974he became ableyoure deliberately ignoring the sequence of events
>>682931284>becameSo he wasn'tSo he's not omnipotent
>>682924384anon's writing poetry with his firsts wtf
>>682931304see >>682931284
>>682931360Okay so you don't understand that word, gotcha
>submit "nigger">error 422 unprocessable content>{error: "negative aura"}lol
>>682931390see >>682931284
>>682931453>I'm going to point to my own retardation and I won't realize I'm being retarded, multiple times!Come on, do it again little monkey
>>682920710underrated
>>682931613what a fucking retard
>>682918942Humanism killed god. Atheist is just for retards who don't believe in any thing
>status quo does not beat kenny's death (and the AI knew it was south park kenny)shit AI
