Whos the best Elden wife and why is it Rya?>long tongue can tickle your ass while giving you head >gets the only good ending>can go scalie at willMeanwhile...>nepheli is hot but I don't want a brown son>ranni is a literal doll>milicent and malenia have scarlet aids>melina is a ghost>renalla and ranella only fuck redheads>leda is a miquella simp>miquella is male and literally griffith >whatever the radahn soldier bitch's name was is a bull dyke>romina has scarlet aids and half her body is a scorpion centipede thing>sellen has nice feet but turns into a boulder>hyetta is a cannibal who'd bite your balls offDragon priestess a baddie tho
>>682921431>sellen has nice feet but turns into a boulderOh yeah?And what if I give Rennala a larval tear and tell her to rebirth Sellen back into her human body?But still keeping all the added mass from when she went BALL
>>682921431All I have to know is: do condoms protect from scarlet rot?
>>682921760Did you see the state of Caelid?Even the fucking rocks have the God-gonorrhea.
>>682921431>renalla and ranellaWho? You can't just make up your own characters, retard.
>>682921760We see her naked and she got a fridge body, not worth it
>>682922007The jobber witch with the egg and gender bent pontiff Sullivan
>>682921927>>682922038I was not talking about Malenia.There is only one scarlet rot waifu for me.
>>682922392Oh right I forgot to mention the arm, yeah she cant jerk me off or fingerblast me with it so that's another reason why every girl but Rya is mid
Death the lizardfags
>>682922482She has 2 arms, anon. One of them is still fine.
There's more I forgot>Roderika has a thing for ugly bastards>Jolan is a wannabe sauron>Tanith sticks up her holes>any finger readers... what the fuck is wrong with you>Latenna cant move below the belt so probably wont feel anything >Trina gets her pussy juice on you'd fall asleep forever so basically die plus she used to be miqulla
>>682921431ER Waifu Tier List:A, flawed but good personality and good looks: Sellen, NepheliB, good personality, flawed looks: Melina (no tangible body), Rya (she is cute though), Dragon Priestess, Millicent (cute but dangerous with the red aids)C, shit personality, good looks: LedaD, shit personality, bad looks: Ranni (she can't fool me, she has none of the fun parts, would only look good on a shelf), Miquella (you fanartists can't fool me into liking this disgusting, manipulative faggot)
>>682923287>no tangible bodyYou literally hold her hand and she can hurt Morgott, her being bodiless was always weird
>>682923287>miquella: man voicethey didn't even bother trying to appeal to the femboycurious audience (my friend)
>>682923287Rya and Dragon Priestess being scalies enhances their looks though?
>>682921431OP gets it.
>>682923763Based lizard fucker
Tiche > Rya > Dragon Priestess > Perfumer Tricia >>>>> everyone else
>>682923909stinky
>>682923287SSS tier: Romina (imagine the sex and cuddles afterwards)
>>682921431>but I don't want a brown sonyOUR DAD WHEN YOU WERE BORN.
>>682923909stinky> verification not required
>>682921431>Forgetting about best girl TicheNGMI
>>682923909Thats literaly just a dude catfishing you. Perfect representation of someone who meets a "girl" playing ER
saber
>>682923893>>682924027Summons don't count >>682924092Tranny
>>682921431>ranni is a literal doll
reminder that this is what will happen on the first night with your snake wife
>>682924353Unless you find her a bimbo latex fuckdoll body to put her in instead you'll have to stick your dick between a bunch of ropes and porcelain
>>682924353Truely the most deranged simps
>>682921431Nepheli LouxMy children will be STR chadsAlso the way you talk is a so bizarrely annoying. Is that what brainrot looks like?
>>682924572Don’t act like you wouldn’t
>>682924413Except she'd do that to my butt with her tongue
Ranni has 4 arms and therefore 4 hands1 to choke you by the nevk1 to stroke your cock1 to violate your prostate1 to pull you by the mouth cheek like some trashy blacked porn video
>>682924705DELETE THIS
My gals.>no summonsFuck you OP, I do what I want
>>682924849>rannifag mentions shitted as if its a good thingEmbarrassing
>>682921431Ranni has 4 arms, so she wins>but how does 2 extra arms wi-2 on the shaft1 on balls1 uses miniature Ranni as an onahole
>>682924849Rannicucks are the pinnacle of reddit sexuality.
>>682921431she really is. she's also the only waifu with no agenda and who doesn't use you at all.
>>682924705No i would not wrap my dick in onenbig friction burn
>>682925160Well unless you count that first time with the thug.
>>682924927my headcanon is that they're bratty gyarus
>>682922857>pussy juiceThat's just pre-cumstop falling for tranny propaganda
>>682925021if 4chan sexuality is just incel fantasy of submissive woman letting you do whatever you want to her, then I really don't want any of that
>>682925643Says the dolly fiddler
>>682924413I had no idea that animation was even a thing.
>>682921539You are retarded but thank you for making me laugh
>>682921431Ok but what about the Jolan and her sister
>>682924146I got that dragon's heart alright.
I found nothing in the thread that justifies your weird low standard attractions. Might as well stick it into a dog, a hornet nest, or a car since you fuckers would fuck anything that moves. Some of these look absolutely atrocious.
>>682924146>finally gave us a dragon waifu >heart of Bayle implies it will the final step in our transformation into a true dragon of sorts >Florissax urges us to become a true lord >still no dragon ending where we become a new dragon lord Still immensely disappointed at how little the dlc affects the base game.
>>682921431
Melina is the best waifu. I love what they added to the dlc for her.
>>682928259based time traveler
>>682928324I'm from the present. Its concerning how much I need to tell people that...
>>682923287>good looks>Nephelishe's a literal cave woman
>>682922392She is literally a Rot clone of Malenia, anon.
>>682921431In Melina's case, spirits are tangible in Elden Ring so what's the problem?
>>682929235mating pressing spirits do not yield results
>>682921431>leda is a miquella simpSuddenly now I need to see Leda x Miquella hentai
>>682923796She doesnt look like that and you know it.
>>682929358If spirits can hurt gods, they can get dicked.
>>682929358Listen if Ymir can give birth to finger babies you could probably have a ghost baby with Melina
>>682921431>hyetta is a cannibal who'd bite your balls offShe's also a walking corpse like Shabriri, she's cute before she died though as Irina.
>>682928746exactlyShe will be my brown, muscular, feminine godess and we will make the strongest children that will forever mog Marikas weak gened and disease riddled bloodline
@682924849You've just convinced me to never go Ranni ever again, Saar.
@682929559 (You)Kill yourself
>>682929559>he's afraid of getting fucked
>>682925643The only thing that's an incel fantasy is thinking women are dominant and will approach your flabby mediocre ass, lmao
>>682929692Kek, based.
>>682921431for me, it's Tiche.
@682929602>NOGGED nigger thinking that he has the right to speak to human beings
@682929813Your forefathers look upon you and weep for the end of their bloodline
>>682922392MILLI A CUTEA CUTE!
>>682922038why do you type like a nigger
>>682923796Think theres any chance she could transform back to her true form? Just curious haha
>>682930441Pre Black Knife gangbang Godwyn was a lucky man.
>>682930905>aseo>which means toilet in spanishwhat did they mean by this
For me, it's Nepheli
>>682930441She sacrificed her dragon form to turn into a human so no, she's stuck as a filthy mortal and she will complain about women breasts and pregnancy pains nonstop once the lordship dispute is over, assuming dragons don't just lay eggs. I never saw a single dragon egg in this game, interesting.
>>682930441>>682931487
>>682930971anon, i don't think that's quite right
>>682931487>>682931571> we'll make a mammal out of her yet
>>682928746>he wouldn't unga her bunga A berrypicker typed this post
>>682924413h-hot...
>>682921431>implying you'd have any choice before MiquellaGive in, you WILL love the Kind god.
>>682932263
>>682921431Rimjob is the worst fetish to have made an appearance out of nowhere in the past 10 years easily.Even shota with onee-chan, queen of spades/bbc and tentacle pit sensory deprivation aren't as dogshit.
