>'My aunt... Roman mother... she was.. raped and murdered, i couldn't tell Roman how she suffered... so i told him she burned to death screaming in agony'Are all balkanic "people" this stupid?
are slavs are utterly blackpilled and dead inside, it's why they're all alcholics
>>682922937I'm a slavic 30 year old bloomerLife is good
>immigrant gets off the boat>immediately starts committing heinous crimes against the local populousWhat did Rockstar mean by this?
>>682923000>CJ gets off a plane>immediately steals a bikeit's a crime sandbox
>>682922852Ok so for the record is he Serbian?
>>682923000slavoids are no bigger than niggers
>>682923062>Tommy escapes a shootout>Gets yelled at by his boss and goes to sleepmore like a 9 to 5 sandbox
>>682923071Voice actor wasn't, but yeah serbian/bosnian/croat since they all speak the same yugoslav kreole
>>682923071Hes analbanian
>>682922956>slavic 30 year old bloomerhow is your hairline?
>>682923119>Tommy spawns outside the hotel>starts picking up funny figurines so he can get the minigun at the start of the gameit's a collectathon
>>682923157Receding slightly but good for another 10 years I reckon!
Why are eastern europeans so barbaric?
>>682923301animal genes, no soul, no morals
>>682923071>Serbianno, Niko or Roman are gypsy names, so he's a balkan gypsy, but gypsies don't go to wars or do any form of combat except the looting in the battlefield
>>682923331and still whiter than the average american
>>6829233011200 years worth of Ottoman slave trading really did a number on the surviving bloodlines.
>>682923364No need to state the obvious now
>>682923357Niko's name is a blunder because it means nobody in serbian, but if you assume its short for Nikolai/Nikola it's perfectly normalRoman is also a common slav name
>>682922852>'WHY DID YOU SOLD US OUT YOU DISGUSTING TRAITOR, SO WHAT WE KILLED YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY??'>'YOU STILL REGRET IT ALL 10 YEARS LATER AND TURNED TO DRUGS WITH WHAT LITTLE MONEY YOU WERE PAID FOR IT????'>'YOU'RE A FUCKING JUNKIE'
>>682922852Oh noes, all that blood shedI must escape to New York5 minutes later>drives over police officers LMAOThat guy is a 100% schizo psychipath
>>682923503He's only as Schizo Psycho as the playerRemember if you don't headshot enemies or finish them off they don't actually dieSo Niko only kills a dozen or so people in the whole game
>>682922956You found a half-empty vodka bottle or something?
>>682923575>hurr body shots are not deadly hurr
>>682923447>if you assume its short for Nikolaii'm pretty sure the lawyer who looks like Jack Thompson treats him as Nikolai throughout the entire interview, and Niko sent him a fake resumé so it'd make sense he would write his full name there
Which ending is the canon ending?Me personally, I think Roman dying is the canon one
>>682923586No drug is as potent as a healthy mind in a healthy body with a healthy soul my friend
>>682923613Well yeah, they're still twitching and try to walk away evenParamedics actually do their job as well if you happen to run over a granny
>>682923640Revenge because Roman has a social media page in 5
>>682923640>canonBy canon you'd mean objectively in the universe. In that case, Kate dying is the canon one because Roman and Niko are friends on LifeInvader in 5. If you mean favorite though, yeah by all means, that's also my favorite and i agree with you.
>>682923640Rockstar hasn't confirmed it and they probably never will. I think Roman lives and Patrick's sister dies though.
>>682923331Have you listened to slavic music, it's peak SOVL>>682923357Niko is short for Nikola, and it's a rather common nickname for Bosnian Serbs. Roman is a Russian name and it's literally inexistent in the Balkans. Phenotypically Niko really does look like a serbian criminal, while Roman reminds of a fat Bulgarian smuggler who only listens to gypsy chalga music.
>>682922956hey, i'm the same
>>682923575Headshotted a bunch police and some of them still managed to get up and slump away despite laying dead for 5 mins .
>>682922956Same
>>682923875>while Roman reminds of a fat Bulgarian smuggler who only listens to gypsy chalga music.yeah roman looks weird, he doesn't look verb serbian at allalso i don't agree with the guy above saying niko looks like a gypsy, he's got a very distinct balkan look, you're gonna find tanned farmers in balkan villages a lot browner than gypsies
>>682923000your rampages arent canon, niko is easily the cleanest GTA protag out there even if he did some nasty shit in his past.
>>682922852Rape is considered worse than genocide in Bosnia, so it fits the narrative.
>>682923213honestly GTA 3/VC designwise are basicly Mario 64 with cars and hookers
>>682923447Not true.I'm from balkan, Niko is just a short name for Nikola.Nobody means "Nitko"
>>682924340The cleanest is michael, the rest of them are invovled murder, drugs, racketeering, and organized crime one way or another.
>>682923301Because we aren't people. We are savage bloodthirsty inhuman testosterone-dripping genocidal brutes, that could break toddlers skull by touching it with small finger, so beware of slavs. Trust me
>>682923301Turko-Mongolian genes
>>682924404followed by GTA4, which was scripted and tacked down movie shit
>"....you kill my friends for $1000 dollars!??">"heh, how much do YOU charge to kill someone?"GTAIV was kino
>>682924620Bro what are you talking about? Michael was robbing banks in the midwest and killed hella police in the opening of gta 5 alone? He was with Trevor. Nuff said Niko was cleaner
>>682925272my favorite line is when roman is trying to sell niko on how good life is in america and goes>Just go back to the apartment, cousin, watch some TV! It's good, not like that shit we had back home!>I'm pretty sure all the shows we had back home were American too, Roman.pretty much every convo between niko and roman is fucking kino
>>682924340I think a PTSD episode would not be beyond someone like Niko. If anything of all protags he is the most likely to start gunning people on the street besides Trevor
>>682923450>you sold us out for only $10,000?>well, how much do you charge?
>>682923301communism turns even the most bright eyed idealist into a realist within a month
>getting your presumptions from pozzed games
>>682923640Revenge ending makes more sense story wise. But Deal ending is the more interesting of the two.
>>682923875>Roman is a Russian name and it's literally inexistent in the Balkanshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_Jaki%C4%8D
>>682922937but why? east europe is getting better and much better than the cucked west now. I plan on moving there.
>>682922956hey isn't vodka basically lighter fluid or somethinghow the fuck do you people ingest that so casually??? shouldn't it be lethal after 1 dose?
>>682927480>the deluded conservatard who thinks eastern europe is all white peopleyou're in for a real shock, palit's gonna be funny
>>682928073nobody drinks vodka except alcoholics who hate their lives and want to black out of existenceit's not at all a popular drink, anywhere on the plate, and certainly not in eastern europe
>>682923000>gets off the boat>immediately commits a linguistic crime by speaking google translate
>>682928158>99% white 1% gipsyvs>56% white 13% nigger 31% amerimuttthe choice is clear
>>682927480don't come here, we don't want you
>>682928348>he thinks i'm talking about gypsiesoh no no no...you've been ingesting some grade-a copium from /int/ or wherever the fuck you've been getting your infowhy don't you go on a visit to warsaw/budapest/bucharest and then come back and tell me how based and white they were
>>682922956giwtwmt. 30 yo slavic deadinside
>>682928348>99% white 1% gipsyWoah, you're in for a BIG surprise once you arrive in Warsaw or wherever the fuck you want to move.The places that are 99% white are the rural areas, but good luck getting a job there as a for***ner who doesn't know the language and wants to get paid more than 600EUR a month, lmao.If you're American and you're looking for a white place or some shit, just move to Appalachia.
>>682928789no let him plan to move to warsawhe should get to experience the consequences of his retardation directly
>>682928073Good vodka is basically tasteless
>>682922852Why do men rape so much in war.
>>682931131I mean youre already killing so
>>682931131Penis feels good.
>>682923301huns
>>682931131I do it in times of peace too
>>682931131Big surges adrenaline make you horny and uninhibited.
>>682927480>east europe is getting betterEverything is better than the quasi anarchy of the 90's. Being able to afford food now by being the sex tourism destination for fat germans too poor to fly to SEA countries doesn't make you rich. Especially not when those fat germans are also getting so poor they can't afford to fly and fuck your sister so your corrupt politicians keep fighting over last decade's scraps until there's nothing left.
