Now: ProdeusNext: Metal Gear Rising: RevengeanceLater: Super Mario OdysseyStream 1: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon Stream 2: Assumed Room TemperatureSchedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule/Previous: >>683216419
>Joshimuz is doing a straight up normal no mods San Andreas run on PS2 KINOINO I'm genuinely excited. I love the SA speedruns so much
>>683224357Requesting Plum driving a red Testarossa convertible.
dono cam already got nuked? damn gg edenal watching us as expected. Hi retardenal, I know you're reading me.
>>683224397how's this shit been so far? soulless or couldn't tell the difference if you didn't know the behind the scenes drama
what are they thinking?
Do all fins really look like My Summer Car npcs?
>>683224505I and presumably at least one other anon emailed his personal email to bitch about it. Hopefully it sticks!
>>683224558Where do you think the dev got his inspiration from?
>>683224537>i sat on a train for 4 hours to watch this
>>683224537Front left looks like he's thinking he's watching a many shooter for many men.>>683224558Of course.
ESA was better when it took a whole day to go through a thread
>>683224558yes
>>683224509Kinda low energy and awkward, it's the first day so I'm giving it that "first day" pass.
Threadly reminder>Maral left>Lovare left>Metako stepped down>Argick stepped down>Paulister stepped down>Fatzke etepped down>Nikoheart stepping down>Heinki stepping down>TinyTim has health issues>BigJon dying>No more 24/7 streams>No more stream 2>No Japanese restream>No French restream
>>683224501
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ESA was better when every run had a sexooooooooooooooo in the audience
good esa you are kinda empty
>>683224505>>683224593I'm betting it's a button they can press when reading donations and that Mizzow isn't up his arse enough to press it.
>>683224501Propah English Rose, she is.
Can someone do that "when women take a photo of a product" MS paint doodle but do this ESA when someone donates (up until recently it seems anyway, they got rid of it for good hopefully).
>>683224505>dono camwhat the fuck is a dono cam
esabros i dont feel too good
>>683224896
>>683224896Let's hope you don't have to find out.
where's the chart guy
Adblocker and streamlinked stopped working but I gotta be honest that Airheads commercial is kinda working on me
>>683224715SCREAMING
>>683224856
>argick was at SGDQ >not at ESA>currently streaming from homehttps://www.twitch.tv/argickWhy did so many of the staff even leave at the same time? Sure there was the Lovare stuff but there must be more stuff that happened behind the scenes.
>>683224896edenal or planks probably had the brilliant idea to switch to an upclose cam of the dono reader's face whenever donos were being read. Even though they said last week dono readers wouldnt be on camera at all
This low fucking energy DOOM clone run, man holy shit
>>683225035>using streamlink>can't even get ad blockers to workchecks out
>>683224896It forces the runner camera over to a camera pointing at the donation reader.GDQ staff are probably salivating at the thought of it.
>>683225075id imagine if guys u hang around with just stop going to x place you drop out aswell
>>683225075shit management was already a thing before lovare
>>683224501Did he beat up that rose when England lost?
>>683224558If you live outside of the helsinki, yes
>BING BING WAHOO in just 2 hourshang in there bros...
>>683225075>Sure there was the Lovare stuffThat's it, you underestimate how much people can simp and virtue signal.
>>683224461H-HAYAI!
>>683225202thanks for reminding me of hel-looks
>>683225075LIES! ESA STRONK!
This game has too many effects, doom is better
>>683225075It's been mismanaged in a lot of way for a long time, in many ways the recent shit is less the Lovare stuff and more how they came down hard on people for calling them out.They're the supposed haters that Planks was going on about at the start.
>>683225195Nah, she beat him up.
>last place on a leaderboard of 5 people
>>683225202>>683225260oh man same
>>683224501he has upgraded from that previous fat fuck? good for him
Holy shit this is boring. A few times I thought I muted the stream but it was just them doing plain nothing.
>>683225515I believe it, occasionally watching all the damage and missed shots.
nice walking sim with bright vfxs boomershooterfags
>>683225446She's coming home!
Finland, explain yourself
Why are these threads so boring compared to GDQ?
>>683225295Doom has way better monster design too, aside from a few corners they cut, all the monsters have distinct silhouettes so the time to identify a monster is next to nothing.Most of these faux-retro FPSes fail miserably at that.
>>683225075>argick currently streaming from homeESA can finally start to heal
>>683225598You miss the trannies.
20 minutes under estimate, they are insane
>>683225598because nuESA is a a shadow of it's former self
>>683225687How many watchers? ESA 2000 ans AUS 730 by the way.
How's Warhammer Boltgun as a faux boomer shooter? Had it sitting in my Steam for a while
>Pseudoregalia on MondayNeat, I bought that game recently. I wonder if he'd be up for running it with the maid outfit (the others are probably too spicy for ESA).
>>683225770I don't care, the important thing is that he's not here
*sips*
>>683225819Similar to this, just with more bells, whistles and fan pandering.
>>683225598
>>68322587060, just checked.
>>683225819i love it. guns have a lot of variety. music is fucking god-tier (especially the main menu track). it's pretty hard though.
>difficulty: ultra easy
>>683225870same, cannot fucking stand him or his apologists. argick is an annoying sperg
get them out of there already like fuck
>>683224715>>683224829>>683225195>>683225526She's cute, what the fuck is wrong with you? This is why you're all alone.
>discord and twitter links ingamepuke
>that was a run
>Congratulations on ending the enemy threat. Commander Shepard has become a legend. Continue the legend on discord today.
what's wrong with Argick?
>>683226119lmao
>this is like an early 2000s gameNo, it looked like an abomination of early 90s with NuDoom shit layered over it.
This intermission music sucks, has it been like this for the whole day?
>>683226156Some anons just don't like how high energy and rapid fire his commentary is.
>>683226156he talks too fast, hams up his accent and doesnt use appropriate volume.so autism
Rate that run of a game which I've already forgotten the name of
>They're playing music from 2015 to try and bring back old ESA feelsSAD!
ESA situation reminds me a bit of my last workplace, same with Edenal reminding me of my boss. Guy looks like he acts all friendly and smiles all the time but is an actual piece of shit. The majority of workers quit but he still tries to act all high and mighty by scraping the bottom of the barrel by hiring anyone because his company is about to collapse since no one's willing to work there anymore for a shit pay. Also can't forget the secretary (who's also married) that he's been banging behind his wife's back and think no one notices what's going on.
>hahahha look at that accent hahahaaaaaWhy are EOPs like this?
>>683226210I wouldn't know, I see these two talking and hit mute.
>>683226246C for I'd rather watch Parodius
>>683226156LoudNever shuts upConstantly begging for donationsScreams for trans rightsAnd I personally just can't stand his voice
>>683225075>ESA Management has been dogshit for years. >Feedback forms are ignored.>Edenal copies bullshit from other better streamers but doesnt think about if it works for marathons>Volunteers get shit on over and over and over and over and over again until they want to scream>Metako fucks off>Lovare stuff drops, everyone goes nuts>volunteers finally stand up for themselves>Edenal goes on a witch hunt, bans anyone who crosses him>Everyone else drops out, refuses to come back>Half of whos left said this is the last time
>>683226246C for C
RATE THE RUN
>>683226246C very boring
>>683226246D. finns shouldn't be allowed on camera
>>683226246C for Boomer
>>683226270Nice memeUou guys can spend the entire week saying esa is over. Won't make it true
>>683226246CAlso I hate argick
>>683226246>>683226376C arbage
>>683226429it will be true every dat at like midnight lmao
>>683226246D for fucking dull>>683226334Any% Sexy Parodius being run by Pete from Dogwater.
>>683226246Prodeus out of 10
>>683226156Original Argick hater here. All of the above. You also just know he hates who he has become. Le wacky costume irn bru man. Living paycheck to paycheck to travel to these events just to be told "WEAR THE FUNNY COSTUME AND TALK FAST!"
why are these scots so fucking small?like a sideshow carnival
>>683226479*day
>>683226405They were on that unfortunate part of the finn disorder spectrum where they weren't normal enough to be entertaining and not weird or nerdy enough to be interesting
This presenting is a car crash
>>683226512These two are from Glasgow, you don't get appropriate nutrition there, you live off shortbread, heroin and Buckfast.
>>683226429I'm not saying ESA is over. Just that it reminds me of my old workplace, which is still a thing as well, but it's just a shell of what it used to be.
>>683226429Hi Edenal
>mizzow approaching from behind>perespective makes him look huge until he arrivedFUCKING SIDES IN ORBIT
>>683226365Most people going are here because of sunk cost fallacy. Plus, the best thing about the events is hanging with your best friends lol. You could have the time of your life without setting foot in the stream room, worst room out there
can we get regular intermission music back
What happened to Stream 3?
why are these dorks still talking
>>683226698What happened to Plum? What'd you do to her?
>>683226710plum anal vored it
>>683226270how many layers of autism does it take to write this garbage?
>>683226752She touched the fuzzy.
I feel like Spike would have brought the hype to these intermissions.
GIVE ME THE PLUM VIDEO
get the fuck off stage what the fuck is this. just play AUS if youre waiting for the next guy
>>683226802kek
>>683226779>t. Edenal seething
>>683226806
I MISS PRIZE MOMMYWHERE IS SHE NOW?
>>683226574>normal enoughBy finnish standards, those guys were pretty extroverts.https://youtu.be/kCKwe_Dp9Eg?t=42
>>683226507>Actual dramatic re-enactment of argick arriving at a marathon
>>683226861I am NOT watching vanilla Kingdom Hearts, especially the Gummi section. I am watching this cat video instead.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHHmIfog0Fs
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PLAY SOME PLUM
>>683226848
Mizzow and Staratur aren't really suited for this kind of presenting where they're in with people they don't know, talking about games they've got no clue of.They worked at Legends because it was a lot more relaxed hanging about with a bunch of runners and not trying to do this weird formal/professional thing with mini interviews.>>683226634It's pretty much what I saw coming, it's not dead or even a trainwreck, it's just had the life half-sucked out of it and is monotonous.
>>683227017didnt that dev go out of business
>>683226365Metako leaving BEFORE the Lovare stuff is crazy.I can't imagine how badly he got fucked if he was willing to leave Sweden right after leaving the UK specifically for them.
>>683226619For the first time ever I saw the Scotch in their natural habitat, and it weren't pretty. I'd seen them huddling in stations before, being loud but… this time I was surrounded. Everywhere I went it felt like they were watching me; fish-white flesh puckered by the Highland breeze; tight eyes peering out for fresh meat; screechy, booze-soaked voices hollering out for a taxi to take 'em halfway up the road to the next all-night watering hole. A shatter of glass; a round of applause; a sixteen-year-old mother of three vomiting in an open sewer, bairns looking on, chewing on potato cakes. I ain’t never going back… not never.
NAME MY BAND
>>683226749because the run ended 20 minutes under estimate and they need to fill air time
It's your boywelcome toEndless Sexual Assaults 2024Featuring none of the people who would normally hope to see here and Joshimuz
>>683226945banned.
>>683226901nice anecdote retard. just let the autistic thoughts flow.
>>683224397Wait why is it starting today instead of Sunday?
>>683226938kek, context?
>>683227071Why'd he leave anyways? Was it because of the dumb management only?
>>683226507You've never watched his streams, he's super chill there
>>683222889only way is to bring Maral back and have a semen guzzling competition.
>>683227083Germanic Panic
why is government lady talking? is psyop??
>>683226976kot
>>683227197He's not talking about it until he gets back to the UK. Should be a hella good story.
THIS is our donation mommy???
>>683227263seeing how he behaves in marathons makes me never want to see him again, no thanks
>>683227142I think you have better things to do than worrying about what 4chan thinks since your event is dying, Edenal.
If it's so important why is the government not funding it instead of sending a representative
>actual Swedish politician at ESAHow do we get AOC in the GDQ couch?
>>683227412Casting couch*
Look at that sun-kissed old white bitch, imagine the tan-lines on those big ole titties and that fat ass
>>683227263So why is he so obnoxious at marathons? Is the Malmo coke just too good and cheap to resist?
>>683227331Holy shit he must have some really juicy shit on edenal.
>>683227439based
guy on teh right is the king of eye contact and looking interested
These in-between segments fucking suck
>>683227450he acts exactly the same in every marathon hes invited to, catch a segathon one day because he always inserts himself into those. its all online and hes just as much of a spastic as he is in person
This small talk is rough
>>683227543Why does the room behind look so empty and dark?
YOU TALK TOO MUCH
He said send feedback on the event's changes. Are you going to do it, or just complain?
So did they mention any of the drama at the start of the event or are they just ignoring it?
that shirt is kinda cool
WHY IS THIS FUCKING SEGMENT TAKING SO LONG
>>6832276088pm, everyone is in bed
>>683227071Metako leaving makes me sad, since I actually liked him and desu I liked most of the other main guys at the event as well. A shame what's happening to ESA really.
I'm sending my feedback here right now faggot. Besides they have like 8 years of experience with this shit
>>683227331I think he's back there now but he's probably focusing on getting shit sorted out, there's a lot of bullshit paperwork and chasing up ISPs and bollocks like that.
>>683227680gib bikini edition
I suppose I'll get in a quick Helldivers round with my friend until the next game...
>>683227543Where's Frame Perfect? Where's Here Comes Plum? Where's the fun?
>>683227638DELETE
>>683227347Well done anon. Lets be honest you were his wife right?
>>683227680Plum plum plum!
>>683227771More importantlywhen the FUCK is Oceanside?
>>683227450That's the persona that he created for the marathons, I guess.
>this is just awesome pixel art>just amazing >goregeous pixal art>it's just awesomeeloquently put
>>683227829I don't think Ida posts here.
>MGR nextReady to wash away the anger, /v/?
>>683227450He plays to the crowd, people like his antics.
>>683227491Dude looks like he's completely out of it and just on auto-pilot.
>>683227680Mako...I know you're in here...Give us the goods, give us the bikini Plum...Come on I bought the shirt, it can be out secret...
>>683227680kek no way theyre still using an ad placement from years ago as their official mascot
>>683227665See>>683225349Everything is fine and there's nothing to see. If you dare to criticize us about anything you're a hater, that includes our former staff. No one liked them anyway.
>>683227968she killed billions
>>683227680What does it cost?
>>683227968Plum has been separated from Chenso Club by child protective services and has been adopted by ESA.
>>683227968its been confirmed ESA leadership lurks here, it's no surprise they push Plum for the same reason
>>683228036238 kr + shipping + tax (27,26 euro in germany)
>>683227903If MGR doesn't manage to pump up the energy, nothing will
>>683228067I love the exploitation of the foster home system.
fuck how do i turn this reddit shit off
>>683227903I'VE FINALLY FOUND WHAT IWAS LOOKINGFOR
>>683228125It's not that deep, ESA doesn't have a mascot and people like Plum, so now Plum shows up regularly.
>>683228179MODS MODS MODS
>>683228029Nah, there's basically no porn of her.
>>683228182shift T
>>683228156pffff get fucked
WHY IS THIS STILL GOING
These are the last three people that aren't upper management left.
>>683228125>its been confirmed ESA leadership lurks hereOh, true? Source?
>>683228182shift-t
>>683228182Threading in options or that triangle in top right if you use 4chanx
>>683228221I don't see no nipples
Plum is shit, and overdone. Beaten into the ground.
>>683227720He is not back yet. He's stuck on the arcade Edenal owns back in bum-fucking-nowhere until after the event.
>>683228156Might get it just to give something back to ESA but idk, they'll have to improve during the week. Right now it's shit
>>683228241god bless you
>>683227901Well whatever. I offered a quick reality check. Stay retarded.
>>683228235I've killed 100 million to her, easily
>>683228221Why you gotta try and get innocent pics jannied, it's completely safe for work. Mods don't listen to this faggot, be cool for once.
>>683228276Godot's run is up next!
>>683228304It adds to her appeal.
HOLY SHIT HOW LONG IS THIS SEGMENT GONNA CONTINUE?
>>683228067>live with your deadbeat parent with no job and can't afford food or housing>or live with the parent that abuses you by posting pictures online for fat hairy greasy men on image boardsThe system has failed Plum
>>683228286the source is they quickly try to fix shit if we complain about it, like the white table last stream. Hi retardenal.
Did we die and end up in purgatory?
>>683228419until alzheimers is is is isisuntil is
>>683228376You're an outlier. And that's still not "billions".
>>683228448She loves dancing to the beat of the drum.
>>683228308I can't believe Edenal is holding Metako hostage.#FREEMETAKO
plum oppai under that robe?
the last remaining tech volunteer desperately trying to get the next run working
>>683227058I'm honestly surprised they are even there. Think at Legends they mentioned never going to ESA, until Metako convinced them with Legends.
>>683228614When will this artist return to us? It's not the same guy as >>683228179 is it?
>>683228642Tech crew now just tech person lul.
>>683228308Really? Cause he's started streaming the last few days after quite a long bit of absence.
>>683228552That's defeatist talk, this is a community effort and I'm going to pitch in.
>>683228514But what could we have done to deserve such a fate?
>>683228541You know what grates me the most about this segment?The woman next to Leia. Supposed to be taking care of the dog and reassuring her that its okay to be in a room with hundreds of nerds and loud noises she doesn't recognize.Constantly on her phone. Never giving her an ounce of reassurance.Makes my blood boil.
>>683228614MODS MODS MODS
>>683228541
>>683228663heinki looks like he's wearing a chinese geisha dress
It's timehttps://youtube.com/watch?v=eCLrZTvSSzY
Unintended Chaos my wife :-))
>>683228286>Oh, true? Source?it was mentioned in the Lourve harassment docs to dress sexy for 4chan
>Just this one ESA, and then I'm home free
>>683228739she's texting the dog's neuralink
Wait, it's woman...?
holy shit I was not aware of thisthese are my credentials, what to draw? sorry no lewds I'm bad at it
I have successfully unmuted
>>683228740I don't see no pussy
RULES OF NATURE
>>683228815>>683224503
The music.... Why's the music so fucking low?! AHHHHHHHHH
>>683228815>bad at lewds>bottom right cornerSniiiiiiiff.
>>683228804He really, really does not look like he wants to be there.
>>683228818I have successfully switched from ASM
>>683227665>skenmy said that they had a couple of tricky months but the vibe at the current event is awesome>if you have any feedback or something to report please do it by talking to the staff>planks said this event isn't for the haters>don't associate with the event if you don't like what we do>our main focus is the charityInterpret it however you want. Some say it's them calling out their former staff members and volunteers for not dancing to their tune and going online with their complaints. Also them becoming more focused on the charity means they want to go the GDQ route (which is ironic since it seems like GDQ is now trying to become a bit more lax and give more attention to the speedrunning part of the event).
>>683228663They'd probably already committed to shit by the time stuff started going sideways.They seem to at least submit stuff to UKSG and other things, which makes sense since they're from Glasgow anyway.
>>683228804Please don't leave us Heinki, you're the only good german
>>683228914Anon only added the colors. Someone else drew the lineart.
AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
>>683228804Regretting not eating the no-refund huh heinki
>>683228815maid plum
>>683228914I just colored thatsome horny drawbro made it
would really like to see the IP counter return to see how much samefagging is going on ITTESA is fucking DONE. everyone quit, barely any viewers, dead twitch chat, games are fucking dog >ng+ lmao and yet the thread is on page 1 HMMMMMMMMM
>>683228182Kek I had the same problem once where I accidentally turned that on. So you're not the only retard. Don't think they even list that keybind in the settings, so I reseted all my settings to get rid of it
>>683228815I have all of these expect pixel plum, post her
>>683228949>don't associate with the event if you don't like what we doWhat a terrible thing to say
>>683228815Metal Gear Plum: Revengeance
>>683224397is it stuttering for anyone else?
Where the hell are the civilians in all this? Rays are walking around flattening cities and PMCs are running the show.
>>683228719>one month absenceHoly shit that's more than I thoughtAnyway, I didn't ask why he didn't have time to stream before. His work schedule might have changed after his bosses went to Malmo.
>>683229045
>>683228541I need a big bitch like that
>>683228949I can't really be mad at Skenmy, that's a reasonable level of obfuscated damage control.Planks on the other hand, what a fucking prick bastard.
>>683229037>games are fucking dogDogwater did have the best games, yes.
>>683229119They are on boats on the way to the UK
>>683229037Did Hiro ever even explain why the IP counter is gone? Seemed like it just came out of nowhere with no explanation.
>No, thotUh, you can't do that
The mods are literally hitler
>>683229037yes it's all me btw, including this post
>>683229123Amazing, thank you
So Heinki is leaving after this ESA?Is he still doing BSG?
>>683229234Isn't Heinki the fat rapist
THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL
>Why is it that in every action game you lose an arm?>........ such as?
>>683228815Please post Independence Day Plum
>>683229012MODS MODS MODS
>>683229037>290 posts>? unique IPs
i dont care if they use plum to shill as long as she is naked
Shit, I just got here. Have I missed anyting?
>New Game Plusyawwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
>>683229274
Losing my identity...
>>683229159no explanation and any guess is exactly that - just a guess with no foundation in reality.my guess is it avoids posts like my own accusing people of samefagging because it adds nothing to the conversation
Stop whining secondaries, NG is a bore.
>>683228964Yeah makes sense. Which would make it even more awkward for them. But good to hear they signed up for UKSG, they make fun runs
>>683229260Suckiro and God Hand.
>>683229364It does the exact opposite.
>>683229159I turned it off so I could samefag without anyone calling it outEveryone ITT is me btw
BORN INTO A PACK
>unintendedchaos>milk toast
>>683229342>>683229345>different filesize
>>683229342>>683229345oh god they're plumming
>>683229247That's Habke.
>>683229463WITH NO CHOICE
>>683229342>>683229345Amazing. Saved
>>683226802is that a nipple
>>683229247Heinki is the ultra gigachad that did that great Ring Fit Adventure run and probably some other stuff I can't remember.
>>683229392I'm kind of hoping UKSG or BSG or something tries to pick up the relaxed format Legends had, it was nice.
>>683229323>off-topic warningit was a red board but it's plum, that's on-topic, wtf?
>>683229364it's even easier to samefag now, it makes things way worse
>>683229434Thank you for the list of action games in which you lose an arm
Been in a Pokémon mood lately, anyone know anything about the runners marchspec and Rubentus?
>>683229520So he's the fit rapist?
>>683229342>>683229345I'm seeing double here! FOUR PLUMS!
>>683229342>>683229345This almost happened earlier when I posted this >>683228552I was going to post the same image as the next anon, but then chose a different one. If only I hadn't changed my mind, it would've been a Plum miracle.
>>683229247Nah you're thinking of the lardarse who goes around sniffing women and getting really weird around them.
>>683229342>>683229345PLUMMIND
>>683229585Seeing the IP counter never stopped people from being able to samefag, it just meant people posted>IM GOING TO IGNORE YOU BECAUSE LE IP COUNTER DID NOT LE GO UPIts such a pointless waste of a post that adds literally nothing, I actually agree with Hiro removing it.
>>683229607They always get cool attachments too. The only game where losing an arm is a bad thing is Fear & Hunger.
>>683229712Someone edit this so that Habke is rising out of the water.
>run into wall>character keeps runningThis means your game is actually bad.
>Oi, what's that doodle you have of me there? Let me take a look... There better not be any lewd images...
>>683229724t. samefag
>>683228815Plum wielding a rune scimmy and a rune kite shield asking "when's runescape?"
>>683229608in the summer of 2001 rubentus went into the woods with his friends and beat a homeless man to death, as a joke
This run is ruined by that whore.
>>683229712me on the right
I'VE FINALLY FOUND WHAT IWASLOOKING FOR
>>683229724yeah it counters the really dedicated samefags that swapped IP every post
>>683229724Okay samefag.
BECAUSE I AM A STRANGER
STRANGER I REMAIN
Ok but how do they make the last phone call
thank god the donation cam has been killed
>no donation camIs ESA healing?
>>683229542Me too, but I doubt it will happen soon. Both BSG and UKSG are better focused on growing, especially now that ESA kinda self-destructed. But there is definitely a niche for an EU-based RPGLB, like Legends showed.
Now that the dust has settled, what was his problem exactly?
>>683229978>>683229972all thanks to us
>>683229972>>683229978it was a humiliation ritual
>>683230032One too many wojacks.
>>683229978I reckon the reader has a button to swap if they want. Make note of does and who doesn't use it.
If you doodle new Plum pics upload them here so I don't miss em.https://vidya.pics/post/list/plum/1
>>683229440>>683229585my other guess is having the IP counter showed how 4chan has been a slow decline over the past 2-3 yearsi'm not dooming the website but it peaked during gorona, like everything else in the world, and has since declined to before covid numbers. maybe hiro wants to protect his investment for when he's ready to sellwe will never get an explanation. why were /vrpg/ and /vmg/ created? why are generals allowed on /v/ when /vg/ exists? why is /lgbt/ still around? why are /biz/ posters allowed instead of being permabanned? too many mysteries
>>683230032He got a girl toy in his Happy Meal when he asked for a boy toy
I thought you guys said Heinki wouldn't be there this year
>>683230032His memes got no upvotes.
>>683230045
>>683230032FBI cracked his phone and found 87GB of plapjacks
>>683230107I never said such thing
>>683230049>usum excuse me because we can't see the ip counter there is literally no evidence everyone in this thread isn't one person
>>683229234Anon few threads back said Heinki is doing ring fit at BSG, so I'm looking forward to that
can someone link stream 2? thanks
>>683230107This is his last one unless something changed.
missed the beginning of the event, how's it been so far?
What's the point of doing an Ng+ run where you're overpowered?
>the gorillas
>>683230159literally retarded. ESA killed off stream 2 last year. How new are you
>>683230154Sorry, but what's BSG?
>>683230154>BSGwhat
>>683230159https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2/
>>683230192MODS MODS MODS
>>683230192Vastly improved now that you posted this.
>>683230193If you're overpowered, it's faster than if you're weak
>>683230159https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NdnHCae_9U
>>683230236>>683230242Balkan Speedrunning Gopniks
What's the point of doing NG+ and oneshotting every enemy?
>>683230193ng+ gives you weapons that allow you to do more interesting skips. they explained this a while ago
>>683230236>BSGBig Stinky Gooners
>>683230045The King Returns
>>683230236>>683230242literal who event, no relevance
>>683230159Anon... there's been an accident, Stream 2 is...
>>683230153well, there's me and you that are confirmed so that's us...unless? fuck.
>>683230192Plum is such a plum
>>683230192She killed millions
>>683230193Overpowered = faster. I don't really like it either but it is what it is, a speedrun. Like those Resident Evil runs with the infinite rocket lawnchair.
>>683230107No, he's on the "this is my last ESA" list and had been since the schedule was posted.
>>683230242>>683230236Pasting this from some anonUPCOMING EVENTS>ASM July 15th-21sthttps://www.twitch.tv/ausspeedrunshttps://horaro.org/asm2024/schedule>ESA July 20th-27thhttps://esamarathon.com/schedule/>RTA August 8th-15thhttps://horaro.org/rtaij/rtaijs2024>BSG August 11th-17thhttps://oengus.io/marathon/bsg2024/schedule>Final Fantasy Relay IX August 16-19th>Flame Fatales August 18th-25thhttps://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/49>PACE Fall November 3rd-9thThere will be threadssee ya
>>683230192Too big to be Plum, unless that's adult Plum, in which case I can accept.
>>683230192Cute and very on-topic, but I'm too used to plump Plum now
>>683230303>this weapon allow me to play the game lesswow
>>683230297I feel that way about NG+ just in general. Adding speedrunning to the mix just makes it a bad joke.
>>683230335Sorry you had to find out this way anon
>>683230225huh? preddy sure it was still there last summer and winter
>>683230192>>683230078
>>683230435
>>683230419>allow me to play the game lessAnon, are you familiar with the concept of a speedrun?
>>683230225Stream 2 was killed this event bro. It was around all past events.
/v/ is responsible for 90% of Plum art, if anything we own her. ESA owes us reparations.
>>683230419it's a speedrun m8. keyword here being SPEED
How come they won't port this game, man
>>683230334>>683230225What do you mean? I'm literally watching stream 2 right now. Really enjoying this MGR run with Heinki commentating
>>683230192OOOOOHHHH IM PLUMMING
>>683230561Dass right queen. Deez whyte euroboys need to PAY UP.
>>683230584But it's on PC...
>>683230584Jack the Ripper's estate threatens to sue.
>>683230584But it's on PC, anon. Unless you mean...a PS5?
You're that WHAT?
>>683230324Almost every regular ESA runner that left is there, BSG is literally more ESA than current ESA
>>683228707It is and I am.I cant draw right now though.
>>683230225>he replied
>>683230561Owes "US"? But it was ME who drew all the art.
>>683230686>I was only PRETENDING!
>>683230561>90%I'd assume it's closer to 98%
>>683230685Oh! Well, I must say you improved.
Thank you based soccer mom anon for sending those complaint emails so ESA removed announcer cam
>>683230625>>683230648Wait, whatWhen did that happen? I check like last year and it wasn't there
>>683230713well duhwhat are you retarded?
RAIDEN'S ASS FOR 30 SECONDS
I don't remember an annoucer cam from ESA Winter.
This is a good run
>>683230602
>>683230759Anon, I'm afraid it's been....10 years.
>>683230192Another fine addition to my collection
>>68323075910 years ago
>>683230759Over ten years ago, mate
>>683230759is this another alzheimer joke?
When i played MGR for the first time I didn't know you could use the bosses weapons.
>>683230759Congratulations on waking up from your coma, Anon
>>683230759anon...
>>683230192PLUM SEXXXXXXXXXXXmediocre so far
>>683230807Godgamer speedrun strats still live on.
>>683230759Don't worry, anon, it just came out on Gog on July 4th (god bless America). So, in some sense, you're not 5 IQ.
We really need to donate bros...
post yfw
>>683230873Oh yeah? Well I didn't even know or bother to check for the fact that you can upgrade your weapon and get new moves until I was having trouble with Armstrong and someone said that the side parry move BTFOs him.
>>683230759Sorry anon, the prognosis isn't' great
>>683230838>>683230849>10 years ago
>>683230759>buy MGS:R on steam>excited to play it for the first time>go to steam library>play time: 87 hours
>>683230539>>683230568Play fast doesnt' mean play less.Doing 3 laps very fast is not the same as skipping a lap or two.
>>683231004any time somebody suggests that sony are anything other than cock gobbling niggers this image reemerges from the depths of my mind
>>683231001I donated but the jackass completely censored my harmless joke and even changed my name to Anonymous.
>>683231004
>>683231004>nu-platinum
>ng+Why is this allowed? Imagine doing NG+ runs in Dark Souls and being level 999. Yeah, no one does that.
>>683231184i do that
>>683231184We do that (all me)
>>683231001But I have! To dogwater.
>>683231184Does SL999 stop it from being a cocksucking low speedtech low skill run? No? Then it doesn't matter.
I want to have sex with UnintendChaos while she whispers DMC trivia in my ear...
BREATH-TAKING NAIL-BITING SLOW WALKING ACTION
>>683231001No, this isn't Dogwater, we don't.
if i don't make it into any plum compilations this year im going to kill myself
>>683231184Because it's the fastest
>>683230740Ty, anony.Expect some new scantily clad soft Plum thighs and belly coming up soon.No oppai, sorry, Plum is FLAT CHESTED.Some very modest boobs.
Is he banned?
The source is that I made it the fuck up.
Jack, have you ever heard of Big Chungus?
>>683231373We need enough Plum doodles to fill out the compilation first, chop chop! nice pic
AND IT WILL COMELIKE A FLOOD OF RAINPOURING DOWN ON ME
>>683231373based
>>683231415Not strictly no, but he's Russian so they'd probably make it difficult for him to even be there these days.
>>683231469UNTIL IT FINDS MY DREAMS HAVE DISAPPEAAAAAAAAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEARED
>>683231373How am I supposed to know which Plums are new?
>>683231419Well if it isn't Sussy Jack
>>683231001All the big whale simps left along with Lovare
>>683231184They should allow mods to increase basic walking speed.
>>683231401But...I have that swimsuit pic of Plum by you with big fat milkers...Betrayal...
>>683231483He's probably dead in a Ukrainian ditch
>>683231001This event isn't small or cool enough when compared to Dogwater. After recent events, its been completely overtaken by the enemy in my eyes.
>>683231516they're all new to me
>>683231401Looking forward to it, boss
>>683231516supreme intuition and grace
>Dabbing gives invincibility frames against the meme manWhen was this game made again?
>>683231516You check if it's in your plum databaseYou HAVE been keeping your plum database up to date, haven't you?
Fuck, Kojipro and Platinum were so good.
>>683231373Why not just repeat the same thing we did last time?On last run everyone will draw Plum and then we will make a one big compilation.
>>683231559He was alive three days ago.https://www.speedrun.com/users/Mekarazium
>>683231614Kojimbo's always been ahead of the times
>>683231614Kojima is a freemason
>>683230838>>683230849christ, i remember this being like the first 10+ gb game i downloaded and thought it was too over the board with the file size
>>683231419https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srTqxL_6Ysg
Shoutouts to the guy behind Heinki enjoying the music
>>683231667It is, 80% of the file size is videos.
>>683231556Huh, that one was a misprint. We all mess up some times.
>>683231660Wouldn't be remotely surprising, but proofs?
Rising isn't a real Metal Gear game and if you like it, you aren't a real fan of the series/probably underage
>>683229071coloring now
They still haven't fixed the high frequency pitch noise..
>>683231778meds
>>683231778I can’t hear it
>>683231761Doktor, turn off my pain inhibitors!
>>683231373>doctor
>>683231778Eh?
>>683231772
>>683231778I heard your pets can produce that noise when they've been replaced with government robots. Better take it apart to make sure.
>>683230759You've crossed over from a parallel universe. Tell me, did your universe have Bloodborne on PC?
>>683231778just use an ffmpeg high pass filter while you watch the stream in mpv with yt-dlp
>>683231751
>>683230759>>683230868Anon's POV.
>>683232005Oh no, he's hot!
>>683231772nice anon
>>683232005Welp, I'm sold.
was that a mario coin?
>>683224714No Metako, no watch.
Did anyone else just hear a mario coin sound?
>>683232005It can't be...
>>683231964That's a lot of work for my end..
>>683231701this year has been absolutely miserable. I have no clue why someone so fucking frazzled is modding these threads but they have been doing everything they can to destroy any posts they don't like based on some seriously spurious criteria. This post is technically both relevant to the thread and the run and yet you got nuked.>>683231761Like why was this nuked its hilarious and relevant to current run and thread? Might as well delete anyone who makes OC>>683231642But none of these are mine (I didn't draw a final plum probably)
still baking - waiting until page 10
>>683231642somebody give plum the martyr outfit from the citadel
>>683232245Citadel run at ESA when?
>>683231373>>683231772Very nice.
Oh my god, I recognize that music. It's from some old Konami game. Where is it from?
>>683232236I asked for medium rare thread.
How is this ESA so far?
>>683230759these threads do a better job of detecting alzheimers than anything else
>>683232245You mean the porno strip?
>>683232320One of the marathons of all time
>>683232320European, and definitely in the Summer
>>683232358it's proper armor
>>683232315Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance?
Characters that Europeans don't understand.
>>683232358That's a child, why is she dressed like that?
>>683232429No it was from an NES game, they put it in that one room as an easter egg. Goemon or Go! Getsu or something.
>>683232282Signalis is more likely, even more so at GDQ.
i'm reasonably defended
thinkgin bout the good ol days...
why is stream 2 on
GOOD OLD DAYS
>>683232451Like a child?
>we're going to rip out child brains, put them in virtual programs, and train them to be cyborg child soldiersWhat a bizarre plan.
>>683231772Awesome!
>>683232696no one fucking knows. Retardenal's idea I guess
>>683232696'If they want stream 2 they can have it!' - Planks
>>683232451No she's an adult terrorist and is extremely dangerous to public health and consciousness!!!
>>683232737>What are videogamesBravo yojimbo
Was that a coin sound I just heard?
>>683231516bro your mind palace?
>>683232906>go into mind palace>all doors are purple
>>683232843Must of been the wind
Are we getting any good Sonic runs? I still can't get BUMPA out of my head.>>683232779Military's been eating good lately. Too bad Sundowner didn't live long enough to see it.
>>683232843Meds, now
>>683231516Call the Plum Authorities.
>>683232961Check the schedule, there's a Sonic block.
>sonic without argickwon't be the same
>>683232809I really really like this pic, do you mind if I save it?
>>683233082Oh no?
>>683233002It's just Adventure 1 and Robo Blast 2. I ain't getting up early for that. What the hell happened? Last ESA had like 9 Sonic games.
>>sonic without argick>won't be the same
>>683233089Yes
>>683233147Argick isn't at ESA anymore.
MEMORIES BROKEN
>>683233147Maybe it's because Argick ditched this one.
THERE WILL BE BLOOD!
>>683233269THERE WILL BE BLOODSHED
>>683233238>>683233217Think Huds also isn't there, so you basically lost half of your sonic submissions
Raiden, I must fight you to the death because...reason!
>>683233238>>683233217what kinda retarded drama happened?
>>683230236BSG is my event. HaiWas a sister event that was also streamed at BSG, but we're back at our own channel now
>>683233337True Men don't need reason.
Sam is the only bossfight that gave me trouble.It was super messy when I finished it, completely ruined any sort of enjoyment.
Hey I'm gonna pretend I don't know thing again, can you give me 17 (You)s? Thanks
the absolute choke on this run
>>683233337
>>683233340Stop asking, you already know. It's been discussed to death.
>>683233425i just came here.
>>683233393rare monkey runner shows up in 4chan? sick
>>683233393Please don't molest Lovare, I like seeing her tits on screenkthx
>excelSUSamogus
YOU'LL BE TOLD EXACTLY WHAT TO DO
>>683233337t. woman
MIGGGGGG HURRY SOMEONE
IT'S TIME TO FACE YOUR FEARS'CUZ WHEN YOUR TIME HAS COME AND GONE
>>683233340Prize Whore claimed she was raped or something, no proof provided but a bunch of horny neets decided to ditch ESA on unproven claims. Hope ESA sues her for libel.
>>683233498MIGG NOW>>683233498MIGG NOW>>683233498MIGG NOW>>683233498MIGG NOW
>>683233509I GIVE MY PEOPLE THE LIFE THEY NEED
>>683233393are you doing Ape Escape
>>683233561CHAAAAAARGE
>>683233539hi edenal
>>683233393Sup bro are you in Malmo this event?
>>683233461I've been /ourguy/ since winter 2023 :PGuess the monkeys live on
>>683233089Go right ahead, its yours, my friend! haha!
>>683233663well we love you. keep bsg safe
>>683233631Nah unfortunately not. Have so many free days, and BSG takes my prio.>>683233582Not here this time QQ
you think heinki fucks?
>>683233930he has kids so yes
>>683233930he has kids sooooo
>>683233993>>683234009You didn't answer the question
>>683233993>>683234009he's a nonce?
>>683230032Got chewed out by his teacher one time too often for using his right hand.
>>683234171>>683234342retards
>>683234396His kids are half black.
>>683234531heinki went black and never came back
