I don't get it?
Why is Mario so bad at protecting his girlfriends
>the everyman saves the pretty woman from the ugly retarded beast (nigger)
>>683248993Snow bunnies are usually blondes not brunettes.
>>683249719yes and?
>>683249060It's a fetish for them.
>>683250102People who use the phrase snow bunnies are usually pajeets not niggers.
>>683248993What am I supposed to be noticing here
>>683249060Mario has two girlfriends? What a chad.
>>683249060They have a damsel-in-distress kink.Bowser is actually a total bro who helps Mario out and then spitroasts Peach with him after the credits roll.
>>683249060>fat italian manlet has a secret cuck fetish what a surprise
>>683250626i'm guessing it's the bowser/dk icon on the top left of their cards