Eggstra work will be ending soon.Are you confident that you got gold?
>>683344479I'm sorry that Troonstars flopped, Eric
>>683344408>Are you confident that you got gold?I hope 251 is enough
https://x.com/mokurei88/status/1814978677127692463Level 999 has finally been reached.
>>683344792Congrats on the silver
>>683345228how long did it take for him to achieve this?
>>683345529Based on thishttps://x.com/mokurei88/status/1814978913476694427It looks like 15100 hours.
>>683345972jesus fucking christ someone get the japs to go outside
>>683344792the previous highest was 236 and that was for a very easy stage. You'll be fine
>>683345972Dear Lord...
>>683345972what goes on in the mind of a man who willingly does this sort of thing?
>>683347514It is simply beyond our comprehension...
splatims are cute
>>683348725
>>683348774i am woomy enjoyer
>>683349201love HAGtain 3
>>683349261man people always draw this game so cutei love it
>>683348725i do him
Is NOW a good time to get back into splatoon 3 friendsI haven't played it since the beginning of the year
>>683349483Splatoon has the best art
I skipped it.
>>683349735How you holding up woomy?
>>683349601Well you'll want to get in for the final fest/big run, but that's gonna be at the start of September, so about a month and a half away.There's a CARBS fest in a couple of weeks if you're interested though, Bread vs Rice vs Pasta
>>683350013>Well you'll want to get in for the final fest/big run, but that's gonna be at the start of September, so about a month and a half away.>There's a CARBS fest in a couple of weeks if you're interested though, Bread vs Rice vs PastaOh coolI'll start playing again thenThx
>>683350327See you there
>>683349603What I would give to see this artist do actual nsfw
>>683349603best artists, worst players
>>683351651ink your BASE!!
>turf war >get shitty teammates>lose to a player named gay furrythis matchmaking man…
>>683351881
>>683352189did you report him?
>look down the notifications>only one person playing Eggstraremove this shit mode
>>683344408Hell no. Anyone down for last minute Eggstra Work?
>>683345228>>683345972impressiveand I thought having 1000hours was enough
>>683352453Not a reportable name
>>683349601>I haven't played it since the beginning of the yearCroc? is that you bro?
>>683353001Oh yes it is
>wanted to play eggstra work>too tired>everyone's already done
>>683353039nah man i'm not a thread name
>>683345972what percentage of his life since s3 came out has he spent playing it, it's surely significant with those numbers
>>683353001yes it is faggot
That was quick
>>683353409You have to play Friday when it's most active
Which is interesting?Judd Jr. is the main villain.Craig and Octavio team upRace war in InkopoloisMadi prophecy comes trueAll the characters come out as heterosexuals'.
>>683352712only clique cares about EW, anon
>>683353409I'll join if you open a room.
>>683354165it's Madai, and Big Run is that prophecy.
Sex with Harmony
I feel like if I could just get one of the useful special weapons I could make randos work for EW. But every fucking time I try I see someone use all of the triple inkstrikes on the mothership and I want to kill myself.
>>683354536I prefer inklings
>>683354536nooo let me go i wanna pan the camera down
>>683354914I prefer salmonids!
>>683354914Nice try but spats don't exist.>>683354536But why though?
>it's the 7th anniversary of Splatoon 2Giving some appreciation to my little girl's game today. But holy fuck, EW randos have been absolutely dreadful. It got to the point where I just starting throwing games out of spite. When my entire team dies three times in a row on low tide, I just stare them all in the face before jumping into the ocean. Still, there's a little time left so may as well try.
>>683345972>splatoon 3 has been out less than 2 years>2 years totals 17520 hoursThis guy has been playing or been letting someone else play Splatoon virtually 24/7 since launch.
>>683344792glowflies and the difficulty of the weapon comp will bring the score for gold down
>>683345228but what is his Table Turf Level?
>>683344545>implying Splatroon is somehow betterOkay, squid diddler
>>683345972>>683356458That'd mean he has been playing about 22 hours a day for the past two years
>>683356252How would Inklings, Octolings, and the other species even react to Humans?
Sex with squids
>>683355637>Nice try but spats don't exist.I dunno man im sitting in the lobby with my woomy wearing the tightest pair of spats
>>683356823pretty sure that's not physically possible so there's definitely some account sharing going on
It still gripes me how they never fixed the ceph's hand just hovering below certain weapons. Goes to show how little they cared about attention to detail
Clique killed the pool
>>683356951Prove it.
>>683356252I had a team earlier that couldn't hit double quota on wave 1
>>683355637>Nice try but spats don't exist.explain THIS
Oh, new regular shift. I can do that later.>>683356883The important thing is that they respond positively to hugs and forehead smooches.>>683357716Toddlers!
GGs Y
>>683357743Those are gym shorts anon.
Umm bros??Shiver just dropped out of the Splatfest...
>>683358312it’s over, thousands must pick rice
That was a total fucking bust, randos here were just as bad as splatfest. Perhaps not nearly as infuriating. This last batch all died 7 times each. Just going to have to live with silver. At least you guys kick ass, thanks for help with the score.
>>683359185Is there fan fiction of those two?
making a salmon room at rotation
>>683357415who exactly?
>>683360625bigjohn specifically
Is there an archive of all Salmon rotations so far?Because I randomly got the thought that the Flingza hasn't been in a rotation in forever now, legitimately can't remember using it.
Would Eggstra Work be better if they made the fifth wave a guaranteed King wave? At least you'd be able to earn scales in the process.
>>683360541joining a salmon room at rotation
>>683361071you keep saying this particular nameI dont believe it
>>683361195has to be an option so people grinding for top can just turn it offI'd want it though
>>683361301he left the pool so he can only play with his discord clique here
>>683361103By searching the splatoon3.ink bot's twitter history it seems June 13th was the last Flingza rotation.https://twitter.com/search?q=flingza%20(from%3ASplatoon3ink)%20since%3A2024-01-01&src=typed_query
Anyone up for normal SR in 5 minutes just for Dailies?EVP400Host: SSInvites will be sent to pool.
Was there a new QR code released today or did I dream that
>>683362994you dreamt it
>>683362994
salmon 2/4
>>6833633613/4
I love Splatoon 3 and I love Salmon Run. Every time I play Eggstra Work I get frustrated and never have fun. With regular Salmon the ranking system is cruel and a great representation on why ranking systems in team based multiplayer games, especially ASSFAGGOTS, will only ruin your fun and punishes you frequently regardless of your own performances because of others letting you down to achieve just as much of a bad time as doing bad yourself.
>>683364037Eggstra work is just a fundamentally shit mode
>>683364226It’s fun with friends
>>683364621Not really. All of the other modes are more fun with friends.
>>683364621who has those
sup reefbro
Tell me what I should do with douser duelies FF
>>683365113sup
>>683345972>>683356823>>683357289he was using a macro
I'd say that going fishing for five waves instead of three is what makes Eggstra Work not fun for me, even if all the events are fixed.
>>683365174uhhh...kill stuff? deposit eggs
this is my last king
Whatever they did to the decavitator's crosshair feels much better.>>683365174Make sure you have space to roll and do small bursts of high damage
ggs salmon
GGs SR Crew. Clutch Joe slaying.
>>683367618go back to /ink/ fag
>>683354914Does underwear even exist in Splatoon?
I'm done GGs crew
ggs salmen
>>683369049Everyone is nopan
>>683368410we love /ink/ here
>>683369214>>683369236GGs. Nice Gold earlier
>>683369321>Nice Gold earlieryes
Dousers have the same range as bamboozler
Where did Captain 3, agent 3, agent 4, and agent 8 even live at?>>683369239Prove it.
>>683350449>Pasta>Its fucking green and has a mint leaf on top
>>683369448This squigga never heard of PESTO? That's a basil leaf you fake italian
>>683369387my tired ass read this as dinosaurs for an instant and was pretty confused
>>683369585If past wins the finalfest we WILL be splatting dinosaurs
claimed by frye
>>683369660kino.let's make it happen
>>683369758prehistoric woomies in exotic loincloths...
>>683368410kold why do you keep harassing them
>>683369681She doesn't seem too into it
>>683370698She's very into it
>>683369681Property of Deep Cut, all rights reserved.
>>683369891who is kold
>>683370901they abuse big man in these comics constantly
How's pool activity anyway. Haven't logged on since the splatest.
>>683371123the same 6 members remains8 on friday it seems
>>683371123Pool's so dead we need /vg/ guys to show up just to get full groups
slow day on /ink/ huh?
>>683369891>inkfags infesting poolsclosedwhat happened now?
>>683354417Well shit, I feel bad now. I fell asleep no too long after I posted that. I need to set up my new PC too. Been too damn tired from work lately to do anything.
>>683371123bottomfrag, deens, g!!, fangfox left
>>683371064He deserves it for being a three-timer.
>>683371836>fangfoxwhat happened to him?he was a good fella
>>683344408https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1ZKcZbi1rg
>>683371490schizofaggotry
>>683372215don't ever post this fat fuck again
>>683369660Been there, done that before you were born
>>683372775>>683369660Ah shit forgot image
>>683367618leave
>>683369267no, inkfags are the cancer killing these threads and you know it
>>683373024because it's either them or bigjohn who are OPs of these threads
>>683372061>he was a good fellalol
EGGSTRA WORK RESULTS:Bronze: 145Silver: 181Gold: 227Great job to all who participated!
>>683372061nigger is too busy playing warframe
Sex with nu-Agent 3
>>683373774>tfw got 145Fine by me
Nice got gold thanks for the help last night
>>683373395Kill yourself freak
>>683373875Nice fan art.
>>683371836did the first dude actually leave? I thought he changed his name because the shitposting was too intense
>>683373774>gold that highFFS they really need to balance SR better in four. Not all of us are nips with no lives.
>>683374012go back to /vg/
nobody cares
>>683373774easy silver score
>>683374330>friday night funkin blacked cuck porn on Xthis cant be real
is gammerick from /vg/ too?
>>683374450You totally beefed it with a team like that? congrats
>>683374504They’re from /vg/, you don’t even have to look into it to believe it to be true even if it sounds outlandish
>>683374504believe everything you read on the internet
>>683344408https://exhentai.org/g/2721079/c83a82405b/
>>683374330wtf is a mormon?
>>683374606yes
>>683374847Some kind of digimon fursona
>>683371320so a bad ending, im glad I left the pool weeks ago
>>683344408Work smarter, not harder.
>>683375867
>>683374450gj ricey
>20 plus kills consistently with the wellstring>getting more kills that my team combinedThis shit was built for Tower Control and the rage quits are delicious
I legit thought 180 would be gold with how shit freelancers wereI barely made the cut with 244
>>683377258>>20 plus kills consistently with the wellstring>>getting more kills that my team combinedall assists btw
>>683378150nope, I was using the autobomb one and kept getting #1 enemy splattertry again
>>683378320B+ rank btw
>>683378535S+9 with a top 3000 X badge btw
>>683378706get a life naucie
>>683378706lol just fucking with you, good job
>>683379229so funny dude! haha!
>>683379646calm down broski I was just joshin' ya
>>683350449>Carbs
>>683380023Prawnblem?
Would the characters even like you guys?
>>683378798get good oct
>>683381406Like is an understatement. Those bitches would love me
>>683381406My squid would call me onii-chanhe's a boy
My one in a million
>>683382484Nice shot
>>683382484DEENS?
>>683382484gj laphi
>>683382534Thank. I made sure to give my squid tons of armpit licking after that
>>683383176lol based coomer
>>683373774I did silver but I only played like 15 minutes total I'm sorry you stupid fucking retarded FOMO game, I'm almost done with you
>-oomergo back
>>683382484GOD MOTHERFUCKIN DAMN
ded
>room endednooooooo
Got the gold after all, wow. Can't remember if the top 5% threshold was lower than last time. Owe it all to you guys, my best score with freelancers was like 211 or something. Thanks for being cool. Also sorry once more for not using my krakens as well as I could have. This makes 3 silvers and 3 golds for EW. Not too shabby.
>>683382484Holy hell
Recent finished this drawing, hope you liek :D
>>683389629Good job, sis
>>683389629how was bigjohn there?
when is the next gold rotation?
>>683390145
>>683364621>>683364037That's the thing, though. Eggstra work was made with sweatyfag friends helping each other in the first place before enough solofags complained that they wanted to play the mode as a freelance too.Either that or nobody was actually playing Eggstra since majority of the playerbase are solofags.
Gon make a room at rotation for bonuses, this looks like a fun one.
>>683391930We won't be joining unless your top 5%
>>683392045
>>683344408>she is still bothering to play eggstra workI pretty much only ever play salmon run, and I didnt bother.How did they drop the ball this hard with these extra salmon modes? Big run is fine enough but couldve been so much better and shouldnt be competitive, eggstra work however is just plain fucking bad and I cannot understand the thought process behind its designI hope that S4 includes extra salmon run modes, obviously it got a big bump in attention going from S2 to S3, but I hope they have the common sense to rework the mode into something actually fun and worthwhile playing, eggstra work could actually be good with a few obvious changes.
The usual suspects, huh? May do just one king, it was a long day.
>>683392806unblock me already
>>683391930>full room alreadysigh
>>683392401>she
Shit, that was fast. Okay, one more.>>683393036Make me.>>683393332Too slow.
>>683351881>>683352340>takes time away from fighting>thus conceding turf control>in a game where all the maps are chokes and the dominant team will win 9/10 timesno>also bare turf is worth 1pt per pt>their turf is worth 2pts per ptNO>also spawn turf is good for special farming upon death>inking it all early removes this>also if youre still inking base when YOU have a charged special, youre wasting valuable ptsNOOOOObase inkers are retards. No game has ever been won or lost by who was inking the base
>>683353426September 9th 2022 was 1 years, 10 months and 13 days ago, which is 682 days, or 16,351 hours, so around 92% of the time from launch til now the game was onThis means he left the game on and running, since obviously even a NEET needs sleep, so the faggot is just artificially boosting the game hours by turning off the switches sleep function and letting the game idle
>>683394010>No game has ever been won or lost by who was inking the baseActually not true. Imagine this scenario:You've got a team of confident mavericks who charge out at start, only inking the bare minimum to move to mid as fast as possible, leaving a huge chunk of your base unturfed. Your guys are awesome, you're kicking ass. You've got them holed up in their base. Other team is mostly pushovers, so this continues for most of the match. What's the problem? Nobody has respawned and done the special farming thing, or if they have they super jumped back to the other guys to get right back into the action thinking "surely somebody will paint base". If everyone thinks that, and nobody bothers to do that, you can still lose the match assuming the other team gets a lucky special that wipes out a number of your guys, forcing a retreat back to mid. They push up, claim their half of the level, and you've claimed half of mid, yet you still lose by a few percentage points. Why? Because you didn't ink base. Sometimes in situations like that you should super jump back to base specifically to ink it. There are also some weapons that ink base so god damn fast that 70% of the job can be done in the first 15 seconds or so of the match, REEF-LUX comes to mind.
>>683355637I love spats
>>683394360That's not a squid
>>683374582No, I just got more active after a 5 month breakJust in time for the game to end lol
>>683389629bottomfrag my beloved
>>683393946>Too slow.Dont know man, seems like you people coordinate to play with others
>>683395379Here's what you do anon>wait for the rotation change>open up the notifications>spam refresh>join the first room that pops up as fast as possibleThis is how you secure a spot. The only thing people are privy to is knowing that at X hour, there's a high chance a room is made. You just have to be there early and beat the other anons which are also doing the same thing. It's not rocket science
2 kings 2 golds, GGs.
>>683395379>>683395519the clique will leave the room if you're in their blacklist
>>683395534This was good play tonight, I'm glad I stuck around for another. Even if I gotta fight you niggas for my boss kills. It still tickles me pink that the games just boil down to everyone fighting each other's shots for them. Though you 3 really wanting them so bad confuses me since I know damn well you all got your badges. But hey, it's all good fun. I can't help but laugh when we all wipe in about a second because of greed. Shit's hilarious. Thanks for the games.>>683395379It's not nearly as insidious as you make it out to be in your mind. I announced I was making the room like 20 minutes before the rotation. I made it, sent out invites, first come first serve. I've been the victim of being too slow plenty of times.
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention to the other one, YOUR SQUID IS FUCKING GAY.
>>683396298>Though you 3 really wanting them so bad confuses me since I know damn well you all got your badgesThey're trying to steal your boss kills they're doing the same to me the bastards>I announced I was making the room like 20 minutes before the rotation. I made it, sent out invites, first come first serveI do the exact same thing
>>683396298i try to let people have kills. helps to know what you're after>>683396380y-you too
>>683396819>helps to know what you're afterUhhh hey guys I'm going for the gold big shot, flyfish, and stinger badge so please let me kill them!>purposefully ignore all of them and watch the rounds descend into chaos
I didn't eggstra work at all because I was too busy setting up my new midrange PC
>>683396910just dodge
>>683397081Based. I should take a break from Splatoon so I can do some PC maintenance and upgrading I've been putting off. Eggstra work really isnt worth the effort
>>683397242if you could just dodge then people wouldn't make those bosses high priority. dodging one stinger and one or two big shots and one flyfish is feasible, but when you've got 2-3 lasers on you, multiple flyfish missiles, and 2-3 big shots it's basically a guaranteed wipe. You cant get shit done, which is why people prioritize killing statics ASAP
>>683396553Those pricks! But for real, it ain't rocket science. People just see conspiracies where they want to.>>683396819Basically missing everything that isn't flyfish, steelheads, floppers, and maws. Though I don't actually care too much about it all, it's mostly just something to keep in mind while I play. A good game is still a good game.
>>683389629Oh i forgot the results were today, no problem man
>>683397403You're not any of those people lol
>>683397247I regret letting it slip my mind.
>>683397646im gooneytunes
>>683397403
Bump
Fucking woomy vagina's
>>683374762Can do with this
>>683370698how she's even leaning into her
>>683400539Lewd
>>683356883with a lot of interest from all parties
>>683390052real proportions are sexier than this
>randomly open switch app and go to Smash section>one of the latest videos is just woomy assnice
>>683402468post the vid, if you can
>>683354914>>683356915Yes.
>everyone posting deep cut and off the hook in their gross new thot outfits>only seen one picture of Squid Sisters in their pretty new outfit
>>683407412>anon has been in a coma for 2 months
>>683407576Nah I meant the SS final fest outfit, I just posted the most recent Squid Sisters pic I had on-hand.
>>683407941to be fair, sex
>>683408198Marina has never appealed to me. I got the OtH amiibo set and I was literally going to give Marina away. I just never got around to it...
>>683407941Marina, Frye and Shiver mog the fuck out of the sisters who look extremely boring in their new outfits, and then there's Pearl who looks like she has a diaper.
>>683408650>Frye mogging anyone>especially the best girlslel
>>683405320How exactly are they sexy?
>>683408593Gay>>683410001Have you seen those tight asses in spats? It’s a miracle the yebs can do any matches with those hips constantly rocking near them.
>>683408650>frye>mog>sistersOpinion discarded
>>683411116porn addict
>>683411245I feel this is bait to post ingame squidbuttsi will oblige
>>683411760>coomer brain so fried he cant even tell the difference between a squid and an octopus
>>683411760Why is Nintendo okay with characters getting sexualized?
>>683412354Because its in their design documents. They were made for it.
>>683412354Why are you not?
>>683412491Prove it.>>683412497Never said I wasn't.
>>683412631Yes you did ;)
>>683412674Nice trolling.
ngl ____ killed the _____
>>683412631I can't find that interview where they go >we made the octolings sexy>aren't they 14>yes
>>68341463414 is considered legal in squidkid society
>>683414981Nice try but she would never wear skimpy outfits let alone have actually bust.
>>683354536>can't impregnate the maidShit game
>>68341463416 actuallybut yeah that's basically how it went lol
>>683375867Now draw her giving birth.
>>683402468which one
>>683369448>mf doesn't know what green pesto is
>>683397801Nice try, but that’s me
>>683415239>have actually bustKeep giving me the excuse to post this, please.
>>683407412Why are they attractive?>>683407424Why is she sweating?>>683416996I don't see it.
>>683417561>Why is she sweating?Busy day running salmon for that gear
>>683410001Cute & Funny thats about it, nothing more nothing less, they basically max out cute AND funny to the absolute limit, its very impressive
>>683416996Visual aids activated
>>683417561meant for this guy oops.
>>683420396What?
>>683420338her boobs are pretty noticeable
>>683421397I wanna get sandwiched in between the both of them
MATING PRESS WITH MARIE
>Some guy hacked our turf war matches to run on the Rainmaker mapIf you aren't playing splatoon 1, you're missing out on some prime hacked funAlso I think I'm in love with the squiffer, it's just fast enough to let me be aggressive, without the need to 2-tap of the bamboozlerBut enough about me, are (You) anons having fun with your salmon runs and turf wars and whatever else is in S2/3
>>683424109>whatever else is in S2I promise you ain't nobody playing s2 anymore
>>683424109I used to main the squiffer in Splat 1,2 and the early part of 3I was addicted to the metallic sound the one shot made but I always having zero options in certain situationsIt wasn't until this baby came out that I dropped the squiffer like a rotting leg
>>683416996Do you have any pic of fryes model without pants?
>>683424109>playing squiffer in s1how's that feel without having the jump charge buff?
>>683424938That's the one that let's it charge in the air with the same speed as on the ground, right? I haven't played the other games, so i can't compare it to them, but you can still pull off some aggressive plays without it. You just need to be a bit more mindful of your positioning. Don't know if the bamboozler has that buff too, but if it doesn't, imagine a stronger, slightly slower bamboozler
>>683424921
>>683424921here>>683425905fake, this is the real model
>>683426650YIKES
>>683425905Nice pelvis.
Also made a Marie drawing a while back
>>683429090inksacs too big
>>683354536"Oh. You just came inside me.""Thanks, I guess..."
SR 2/4
>>683382484Beautiful, well done anon. Only way it could have been more perfect is if there was 10 seconds left on the clock.As a fellow Ink Vac enjoyer, I'm so goddamn jealous. I DREAM of doing cool stuff like this.
>>683369681it's going to be so embarrassing when the final splatfest happens and deep cut doesn't even get 20% of the votes. Splat 3 was such an embarrassing mistake
>dolphin shorts
>>683430617Anon what the goddamn hell is that image, jesus fuck.
Did you know?It would take almost 5 1/2 years to fully 100% splatoon (get every single badge).tableturf takes ~1200 hours if you're botting the whole thing, salmon run 3745, and level 999 12,018 hours. That's not including any of the ranked badges, which i'll say takes 6000 hours to reach top 10 in X and get all PVP badges as an estimate. I'll only add in 300 extra hours for the weapon badges purely because you can do them while playing turf but your w/l would go down for unfamiliar weapons. Special weapon badges i will lump in with the lv 999 time because you will eventually play enough matches with each weapon to get all of them. The shell out machine badge would take a stupid amount of luck to get but I can't make an hour value for it so i'll skip it. RoTM and SO take a combined 40 hours to fully complete. Defeating each non DLC character in tableturf takes around 10 hours. And finally, getting the gold tournament manager badge only took me maybe 8 hours. This would take 971 24 hour days. If you spent 12 hours a day, every single day of your life playing splatoon 3, that doubles the number to 1943 (there was a decimal in the original number) 12 hour days, or about 5.3 years/ 23,321 hours.
>>683431331the beauty of nature
>>683431593it will take more than a decade to complete 4
>>683431785Basically the entire lifetime of the new console. For all we know they might go full MMO with its lobbies and side content.
SR 3/4
>>683432124>go full MMO>mfw I get hit with that "Connection Unstable" mid 20-squid raid against the HyperSalmon, Lord of all cooking utensils
>>683434195>only squids in his raidRacist
2 years into splatoon 3 and deep cut still hasn't been able to match the love and popularity of the other idols how did off the hook manage to steal their spotlight in 3
>>683432124>>683434195>tfw kicked from the poolsclosed guild for fumbling wave 47x of the endless run raid
>>683435980Faggots, that's why.
>>683435980>keep making OtH content and sidelining Deep Cut, with DC having 0 DLC and OtH having 2>wooow how come OtH is more popular??
>>683435980>make boring or forgettable splatfest themes>fanbase ruin the perception of the idols, faggots mostly>surprised why there is no interest for new idols
>>683435980The devs barely give them the opportunity to express their personalities. Deep Cut didn't even have stage specific dialogue during the splatcast until several months into the game's lifespan.
>>683435980they didn't even get a full campaign to show off their appealonly had generic stage dialogue for a while (that some people weirdly defended)competing with squid sisters who have 3 campaigns and their hub added in the first year and off the hook who have the best campaign and took 3's dlc story as well as having their hub added to 3three way splatfests and tricolor are received very mixedfrye's designbasically everything went against them and they had no chance to redeem themselves like off the hook could with their dlc, hell their credits theme equivalent is relegated to only playing for the rotation after splatfests and only in the hub/lobby
>>683435980People tend to forget that Off the Hook weren't as popular until they got their DLC. People say that Deep Cut got more representation in the base game than Off the Hook did, but it really doesn't amount to much. They hardly got any characterization. Some cool boss fights, but that's it.Let's not forget that it took them over half a year to give Deep Cut unique stage dialogue. Giving people the ability to skip the news is a nice QOL thing, but it also means that people don't pay attention to any of the dialogue even after they added it. So what happens? The DLC decides to focus on Pearl and Marina AGAIN making them even more popular even though they were the most popular. And now Pearl and Marina, and the squid sisters are getting new amiibos...but Deep Cut are left with diddly squat. They got shafted in their own game, time and time again. Then of course Splat 3 wasn't around for the start of the console like 2 was. Coming at the end of a console's life means it's not going to reach as many people. They've got good music, and they've had cool variations for each seasonal splatfest, but that's about all you can say they've got going for them.
Do you guys want more social commentary from the series?
>>683441591Of all the things people are asking for them to fix with Splatoon, social commentary is non existent on the list.
>>683441591I doubt you're asking this in good faith
>>683441591The only social thing I want is to see more social media interns catastrophically fuck up.
>>683441668>fix with SplatoonWhat exactly needs to be fixed?>>683441728Yes or no anon.
>>683441591>>683441952
>>683441952For reasons I'm no fully sure, this post isn't trustworthy and no further communication should be made with this poster for the sake of this thread.
I watched this sseth-lite youtube video about Salmon Run and it made me pick up the game again. Shit's fun but playing with Randoms is torture, is there a 4chan pool? https://youtu.be/bcTqkA1hNi4?si=6ZzokSDqVTfKNP5p
>>683442296I agree with this post
>>683442417>is there a 4chan pool?
>>683441878How sex even work?
>>683435980>make the idol intro skippable>make two ugly idols and one meme>don't give them any stage dialog>patch it in a year later>but it doesnt matter cause everyone skips it>there's three of them so any splatfest/stage dialog gets split three ways instead of two>make DLC about the old fan favoritesThey never stood a chance.
>>683442630Thanks anon, time to get our of profreshional hell
>>683442190Okay and?>>683442296Insecurity detected.
>>683442798you put penis, in the vaginedo that a few times, and profitunless iit's like how squids reproduce irl, in which case, hope you like kissing
>>683442816Also not only is Side Order about Pearl and Marina, but adding the ability to go to other hubs in the DLC means you don't even have to be around Deep Cut if you don't want to. You can exclusively hang out with the squid sisters or off the hook, but those two groups had their own dedicated games to shine in. Squid sisters also have been providing the flavor text for every story mode, as well as Calimari Inkantation being the main story mode finale song time and time again. Deep Cut was just never given their own chance to shine. In their own game the devs let them get mogged by the other idols.
>>683442905Salmon runners are more active at night. If you need help just make a post in the thread and announce your room that way
>>683442924I would really prefer if you'd be quiet.
>>683442924Last time some fucking nutcase came into the thread, dropped the worst opinions you've ever seen and insisted the game should be team fortress 2. Splatoon is a 10 year old series now and people don't just hop into a thread and ask "what needs to be fixed", they outright say it.So yeah. I'm not going to give you ammunition or encourage that anyone else does. Play the game, form your own thoughts and tell them somewhere else because we're busy actually enjoying something for a change.
>>683443250The person you're replying to doesn't play Splatoon.
>>683442417If you aren't profresh and know what you're doing you're getting namedropped and mocked
>>683443052Well, Deep Cut does have one thing and I resent them for it.They're the only idols you can get Team Photographs with.
>>683443319Looks like that won't be the case for the Final Fest. So what's your parting memory with Splatoon 3? Taking pictures with the OTHER idols!
>>683441878That's a squid you sick fuck
>>683442798Its purely recreational. If you want a 2nd octo then you'll have to chop a bit off.>>683443295I know, that's why I'm telling him to jog on.
>>683443382>taking pictures with the Squid Sisters with my fellow Past Queens.
>>683443539Picture unrelated?
>>683407412We've been posting the Summer Nights squid sisters for weeks now, but the fest has been over for a while now. You snooze you lose
>>683442438You'll never plow them.
>>683443875You'll never plow period
>>683443207>>683443295Need to be more like >>683442953faggots.
>>683440976>People say that Deep Cut got more representation in the base game than Off the Hook did, but it really doesn't amount to muchYea what they got as far as the story mode was incredibly shallow and does almost nothing to characterize them since they’re barely present>Show up after completing the first area to be antagonistic>Dismissed by the other characters as “literally who’s”>Show up in their respective boss fights>Everyone’s still dismissive of them and their characterization boils down to “i’m gonna kick your ass, the treasure is mine”>Show up after building the doohickey to take it>”That piece of junk? Oh yea we’re done with it you can take it”>They’re stunned by just how nice they are>Immediately ask to have Callie and Marie be their bosses because of how nice they areHaving them be antagonistic force is a neat idea, but it’s not even half-assed they barley even tried
>>683444029Low effort posts don't warrant high effort comments.
ToT
>>683445875you just KNOW they'll add veemos as echo fighters in the next Smash
>>683446231Splatoon will get much love from Nintendo regarding the next Smash. It can't not at this point.
>>683446673w-why is the woomy positioned like that above me
>>683446673Chances are there's gonna be roster cuts, but Splatoon has carved its away among the top IPs with Zelda, Pokemon and Mario at the top, with Animal Crossing and Splatoon following close behind as far as big sellers go. Splatoon has a lot more moveset potential than AC does and now Sakurai will have three games to work with instead of just Splat 1. It's gonna get a lot of love for sure
>>683446673Splatoon 3 sold less than 2. Why should they add anything?
>>683443919Thank god the line of work that I'm in.>>683443789You can only choose.
>>683446862she's going to splat you fatass
>>683447085Boy do you sound like a bitter faggot
>>683445275So basically what are you doing right now?
>>683447065Yep it only sold 11M compared to Xenoblade 2's...uhhhh oh yeah.Splat 2 didn't have any representation beyond spirits in Splat 1, so it's going to at least get some representation if 3 doesn't. Sakurai tends to be a bit slow to include the newest entries depending on the timing. Ultimate was already in development before Splat 2 released, but now that Splat 3 is wrapped up and the next Smash game likely won't be coming for a while, high chance it gets some representation as well
>>683443789Read the thread. >>683407941
>>683447952Make a low effort post, get a low effort reply. If you want to spur some real dialogue, you have to start with something more interesting. If you're not gonna put in the effort, don't expect other people to.
>>683448171>no I meant the other new outfit that was unrelated to the picture I postedOkie dokie then, should have said so right off the bat place. To be fair there's just not a ton of art of them just yet as compared to their Summer outfits
>>683448079AHAHAHAHAHAImagine making a game made exclusively for the masses. Not even making it in the top 10 of all the best selling Nintendo games. Comparing yourself to a more niche franchise to make yourself feel better, yet being incredibly worse in quality (Xenoblade has so much more effort put into it that Splatoon is not even funny) and LOSING A POPULARITY POLL IN THE GAME YOU DEBUT ON TO SOME RPG CHARACTER WITH 20% LESS SALES OH NO NO SPLATBROS THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING WHAT HAPPENED TO THE NARRATIVE TASKETE SAKURAI
Uh oh stinky!
>>683448908>all newcomers beat inkling embarrassing. Honestly pathetic
>>683448908>Ganondorf that far ahead of LinkHero of Courage bros...it's joever
>>683447238Exactly how?>>683448215How fun with your insecurity.
>>683448908>no Mario
>>683432124Big iron
>>683449240most people want hunga bunga characters or easy brain dead combos. Only a few truly bother leaning Pacman or Megaman
>>683449712No, no anon. Since Ganondorf placed so high, it's truly over for Link. Ganondorf is going to be the new main character for Zelda games going forward. Link had a good run while it lasted
>>683365232What is a macro?
>>683382484This is the kind of shit you tell your grandkids over and over again.
>>683450183A program that executes a preset of actions or button presses.
>>683450394Oh, to keep his system on? Man that's a special kind of crazy.
>>683450183cute newfag does your mom cook for you too?
>>683450729Actually I played Side Order while enjoying the steak I made :3
>>683451342Is it burnt? Did you drop it in dirt?
>>683448908>losing to incineroarkek>Ridley is even lowerlove to see that failure so low >Min-Min is one the of the lowest despite being totally newI am cum
>>683451476>he doesn't sear his steak
The teams for the poolsclosed tournament have assembled, tune in on July 27th at 5 PM EST (a link will be posted at a later date).
>>683452606Sounds like it's gonna be fun~ good luck everyone.
>>683452606>These are what the people you argue with in Splatoon threads look like
>>683452606Kino
>>683452606god I cant fucking wait to KILL some aerogay mains this weekend....
>>683452606I've been asking this for ages, who the fuck is pinksuit? I've never seen them in pool notifs. They some /vg/ reject?
>>683445875That's not juicy.
>>683453207Not the kind of person you want in your salmon run room, that's for sure
>>683453032I wish. Guy on the top is Putz12. Guy in the middle is cabin anon, aka bigSPLAT. Used to post here and play during splatfests but it's been ages
>>>/vg/ waiting for you after finalfest once your pseudo-general dies
>>683454252You will never be a janitor
>>683454252ywnbaj
>>683453382where is the SOUND?
>aerogayBetter than you.
>>683454443Why did the developers gave her more cake?
>>683454586Fuck off Frog
>>683454360Habibi
>>683454586why are you playing splatoon at 1AM, go to bed
>>683454586kill yourself
>>683454586Go back to /ink/ faggot
>>683454443
>>683454795Actually I'm watching Adam Ragusea's response to his demonetization of his "eat the bugs'" video, I thought of making a thread on /ck/ about it if it's not already done. Maybe the jannies took it out
>>683454573I don't have the file, someone else do it
>>683454252If poolsclosed dies, I die with it. Poolsclosed 4 LYFE!
I wonder what kind of broken support special Splat4 will have that centers the whole meta around it
>>683455269You will be on /ink/ or you will stop playing splatoon altogether. It's simple
>>683455416You can go back to your containment thread now
>>683455503You are Splatcoom offshoot
>>683455604Rent-free
Wow I can't post the sound image since it thinks the last one is it. Never had that happen before, and no I'm not going to tweak it.
>>683455683Seethe & dilate
why is /ink/ so obsessed with poolsclosed? I never see this many people from /v/ in their threads and yet it feels like they're in our threads all the time now.
>>683455804see>>683455503
>>683455834Their threads are a dying shithole, so they desperately want to steal our active players. pretty sad.
>>683455902See>>683374156
just paint over a pixel, voila
>>683456056Never joining your shitty pool, cry about it. Now go back and stay back, don't let the door hit you on the way out!
>>683456167 We need skilled players like you... G!!!...
>>683454586Sure thing, st/ink/er
Why are you clowns so stuck up?
>>683456091Classic
>>683456508When was that?>this kit on this mapWas it zones?
>>683456365You're god damned right.
>>683453207ricey's Smurf account
>>683454360
Reminder that BigJohn killed these threads with his dogshit blogspam
poolsclosed is afraid of fighting against /ink/ again since they got owned by a troon last time lol
>>683457170Laphy killed this thread with his clique and tourney shit
>>683344545>couldn't even bother to remove the white background on the logoDamn, Square really doesn't give a shit anymore.
>>683457170If these threads were actually dead you wouldn't be able to schizopost here every day ya weirdo
>>683457268When you make the worst game of all time and it becomes your best selling game ever, you tend to give up.
>amiibo haven't gone up on amazon yetc'mon
>>683457710They're on Best Buy
>>683457965No free shipping though
>>683458385it's like 2.99
>>683458574$3.99 for me plus $2.04 sales tax.
>>683457234she doesn't post here anymore >>683457543true
>>683458903Yeah I feel you, it'll be up on amazon soon im sure
>450 postswhat's goin on in here
>>683455834profound mental illness
>>683459435Fumes of eggstra work, plus people are getting revved up for this final season, final fests and all the news surrounding that
>>683455269amen
>>683456002>so they desperately want to steal our active playersyour active players are solo players. they just exist in the pool
>>683459643Why are you here?
>>683459760who do you think made this thread?
>>683459824I did, actually.
>>683455269glob...
>>683462324Plot that focus on the Squid Sisters scandals when?
>>683462484I mean that already kinda happened in 2
salmon at rotation?
Squids are for impregnating mating press
>Decavitator in rotation>Bamboozler in rotation as wellYou're putting me in a real bind here.
>>683463334What are octos for?
>>683463913Bamboo is good Learn to time your shots
>>683463913>she can't handle the bamboozler
>>683464146If you're going to give me a charger, give me one that isn't less than useless against Cohocks.
>>683464146>teammates constantly blocking my shotsAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>683464209It kills cohocks faster than any charger
>>683464209t. shitter
>>683463971They're for impregnating doggy style
>>683457710>>683457965I got free shipping from gamestop. I'm not posting proof of that because one of you ghouls will find out where I live based on calculated sales tax.
>>683464343Do you have proof?
bamboo cant paint this shit so ass
>>683463913learn to carry luis
>>683464515Try charging it
>>683463913>They were out there winning wars with the Bamboozler>(you) can't handle a few fishOnly team past can truly handle this weapon
Worst fisher in the pool?
GGs TC
>>683464343>impregnating in a less loving wayI refuse your ideas. Octos are pure creatures for missionary and kissing.
>>683463913Decavitator is a slightly better Grizzco Splatana.
>>683468319For Salmon Run? I don't agree at all. It's way slower and way more likely to get you killed
>>683344408I glanced this thread and thought she was naked at first. Am I too far gone?
>>683373875give me the sauce
>>683468424Nahhh
>>683468319I think decav is the worst splatana in SR but it's still very good.Stamper > Grizz > Wiper > Decav
>>683468648>lower than wiperhow
>>683468648decav is the best are you crazyit's the prime trash killer
>>683468737Wiper is weakest in damage but its sheer speed lets it handle many different threats promptly. It can still shit out damage with multiple charged strikes in a row, and it isn’t even weak to begin with. One charged melee hit kills steelheads, and two quick charged beams do it from a distance. Decav has a crazy hitbox and damage but charging it can get you killed.
>>683470508...you know decav can just shoot charge slashes without dashing?
>>683470508That sounds like a skill issue of not being able to play around its slower speed. Also a charge + tap kills steelheads just as fast.
>>683470565Not the charge dash, just charging in general.>>683470716It’s a little bit of that, won’t lie, but there are still times where the faster swipes of stamper or wiper would have gotten me out of situations that the decaf just couldn’t. The longer recharge doesn’t seem like much but in the heat of a disaster it can make all the difference.
>>683471546That's fair. For me, Cohock oneshot is worth all the issues you listed. Stamper is still the best non-Grizzco variant though.
You can own fish like nothing else with any Splatana if you're not a shitter.
>>683465631There's a /vg/ pool if you want to play with good players.
>>683471912Don’t misunderstand, I also love it and heavily favor it over many other weapons in salmon. These are but little nitpicks. Being able to cull whole crowds is still a dopamine rush. Stamper is definitely the best of the three, that is something we can agree upon.
not big surprise
sloptoon
Goodnight poolsclosed
>>683464343>no crotch zipper
>got to see the very end of the threadNeat.
